> Laid Up > by GorisTheDeathclaw > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Intensive Care > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The last thing you remember is some kind of horrible accident… something to do with a picnic and lightning. You open your eyes and are immediately blinded by a bright white light. You blink repeatedly until the world becomes slightly clearer, albeit still blurred. You bring a hoof up to your eyes and rub them. When you open your eyes again a final time, the world is much clearer in focus now. You look around and take note of your surroundings. A life support machine making meaningless bleeping noises, clean white wallpaper, a soft yet cheap bed… you’re definitely in hospital. You try to sit up but feel a hoof on your chest, pushing you back down into a laying position. You turn to your right and see a beautiful nurse with a radiant white coat and pink mane tied back into a bun. The light shining in from the window behind her illuminates her entire body and gives her a weirdly angelic look. “Uh…” you mutter. “Where am I?” The light stops burning at your eyes and she finally comes into focus. You recognize her as Nurse Redheart. She’s treated you before when you’ve done something idiotic and wound up in hospital. “You’re in the hospital… again.” She lets out a soft laugh. “You end up in here way too often.” Normally you’d engage in lighthearted banter with her, but this time something feels different. You stare into her gorgeous deep blue eyes. “Uhhh… are you okay?” she asks. You shake the weird thoughts out of your head. “Yeah, I’m fine thanks,” you reply. “Stay here and I’ll get you some water,” she says. She walks out of the room and, inevitably, your eyes dart to her shapely plot and the way it sways as she walks out of the room. You lay back on your bed. Were you in love with Nurse Redheart? You roll around in your bed, failing to get comfortable. Nurse Redheart returns to the room, pushing a tray with a glass of water on it up to your bed. You thank her, then it occurs to you to ask why you’re even in the hospital. “Hey, how long am I gonna be in here?” you ask. “Oh,” she says, “you should be out by tonight. You got struck by lightning, according to the stallion who called the ambulance. I’m not sure how accurate that is, though.” You look down at your flank. There’s a small scar there with some of the fur around it burned off, but other than that you seem to be fine. “Uh, Nurse?” you ask as she turns to leave. She turns back to you. “Hm?” she asks. “Uhh… can you stay with me for a minute?” you ask. She looks at you with an unreadable expression, then shrugs and sits on the bed next to you. You try to think of a legendary pick-up line. “Uh… uh… if I said you had a beautiful body, would you fuck me on the bed? No! Wait! I got it wrong! I meant to say someth-“ Nurse Redheart smiles and leans in to kiss you. You reciprocate, and elicit a soft moan from the mare as you force your tongue into her mouth. You wriggle around until you’re laying on top of Redheart, maintaining the kiss all the time. You roll over once more to get into a more comfortable position, and you hear Redheart sharply gasp. You think it’s because of your ~*mad skills*~ at sexin’, but upon closer inspection you rolled her directly onto a needle full of some unknown medical substance. She falls limp in your arms. “Uhhh… you okay?” you ask. She is fully unconscious, although she is still breathing. You look closer at the needle. It's unlabeled, but it has some kind of fluid in it. It could be anything. “Oh god no! No!” you wail. You prepare to spastically scream for help, but realize your cock is pretty hard and you were all ready for some quality hospital loving. What she doesn’t know can’t hurt her, you decide, and slowly slide your cock into her waiting, moist vagi- “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!” You jump back in shock. She’s definitely awake now. “I got injected with a needle full of god-knows-what, it knocked me out, and your first response was to RAPE me?!” “It wasn’t rape!” you defend yourself. “It was just sex! But you were asleep! I was trying to give you CPR! Sexy CPR! With my cock!” You realize your excuse is not totally watertight, and begin a frantic stream of apologies. “GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!” she screams. “I DON’T EVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!” “Man, whatever!” you say, indignant. “I was about to leave anyway! As soon as my discharge papers were signed!” You realize the potential for a hilarious pun about ‘discharge papers’, but the enraged expression on her face wordlessly informs you that this isn’t the time. You trot out of the hospital and hear Nurse Redheart literally growling in enraged anger behind you. Sounds like it took all her restraint not to beat you to death right there. You head through the main lobby to the hospital’s door. You can never, EVER, under any circumstances, ever come into contact with Nurse Redheart ever again, you realize. That shouldn’t be too hard – all you have to do is make sure you never get admitted to hospital again. You’re so absorbed in your planning that you don’t pay proper attention to the steep, hard stone steps of the hospital building. You trip on the first step and tumble down the remaining 5, hitting your leg hard against each step. On the final step, you hear a *CRACK!* from your leg accompanied by a searing, agonizing burst of pain. You have broken your leg. “Oh my god!” shouts a passer-by. “We need to get you into hospital now!” Oh great.