A Crappy Cam Show

by Tacs Repaid

First published

Rarity gives a dirty cam show to all her viewers

Rarity gives a dirty cam show to all her viewers.

Warning: Contains Scat, Watersports and a sexy Rarity!

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Lights, camera, action...

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Rarity adjusted the camera on the table at the foot of her bed. It was an expensive one, but she liked to give her viewers the best quality. After all, what was the point of doing things if you didn't try your best? Squaring up the shot, she checked that everything was in place, from the bedsheets to the pillows.

When she first started doing this, she used plastic sheets, but she missed the feeling of her soft duvet and pillows. But after pursuing Twilight for a spell to deal with messes and tough stains, she could enjoy the comfiness of her bed without spending hundreds of bits in replacements. While she wasn't a cheap mare, not having to spend money was always a boon.

With everything in order, Rarity pressed the button on her laptop to start the livestream. While the viewers logged in she took a book from her bedside table and began to read. Her eyes scanned over the pages without taking anything in, her mind just going over what she was going to do. After ten minutes had passed, she placed her book back on the table and looked at the screen. Fifty-four viewers, that was more than usual. There were a few hi's on the chat, a few ponies asking when it would start, but not much more than that. She smiled when she saw that somepony had commented on her looks. Sitting up she addressed the camera.

"Good evening my fillies and gentlecolts, are you all looking forward to the show?" She already knew the answer, but it was fun to watch the chap explode in a numerous volume of yes's and other similar phrases. Levitating a glass of white wine over to her, she took a small, relishing the flavour. "This is Château Maregaux." She took another sip. "A very good vintage." She ran a hoof down to her belly, pressing against her bladder, groaning at the fullness. "Ooh, I think I need to use the lavatory." She tipped the glass back and drained it, the smell and taste filling her mouth and nose. She stood up on the bed and turned around, lifting her tail so her exposed marehood faced the camera. "Don't worry darlings, I have an idea." Positioning her wine glass beneath her marehood, she relaxed her straining bladder.

The stream of pee hit the glass with a soft tinkle, the light yellow liquid quickly filling the vessel, before spilling out onto her sheets. After another ten seconds, the stream pittered out and died, Rarity letting out a small moan as her bladder emptied. After shaking her rump so that the final drops dripped from her marehood, she turned to face the camera once again, eyes flicking over the chat. "Thank you Chocolatedel1ght, it took me quite a while to get a good aim, the first time I did this I sprayed the camera." She chuckled softly at the memory. "So, what should I do with this?" As the replies came in, she lay down sideways on the bed, belly facing the camera, right on top of where the glass overflowed. The warm wetness felt wonderful on her coat as her pee soaked into the fabric.

"Drink it, wow you're all very dirty minded aren't you chat, wanting me to drink my own urine." She licked her lips. "But I did ask, and as a lady, I'd be more than happy to oblige." She took the wine glass in her hoof and brought it to her muzzle, the strong smell hitting her nose. "It certainly has a stronger scent than the wine." The glass felt cool on her lips as she tipped it up and took a small sip. Warm saltiness filled her mouth as her pee pooled in the back of her throat before she swallowed it with a quick gulp. "Ahhh, that was tasty." She looked at the camera. "Wow chat, it's almost like you knew I would enjoy the taste of my own warm piss." She took a second larger gulp, swilling her new drink throughout her mouth and between her teeth. She swallowed and put the glass down on her bedside table.

Bringing her hoof to her face, she breathed out and smelt her breath. "Wow, my breath smells of pee. If I kissed someone, they'd know for sure that I love drinking my own urine." She blew a kiss to the camera. "Not that you'd mind though. Tell me, how many of you are drinking your own pee while watching me." After a few seconds, four yes's popped up, along with a smattering of no's.

"Oh ho, we do have some kinky ponies here! I bet if I asked you to drink my pee nicely, you'd do it for me wouldn't you." More yes's filled the chat.

"Themaskedmatterhorney says, I want you to pee in my mouth." Rarity smirked. "I guess I wouldn't have to ask nicely, I'd bet that most of you dirty ponies watching me would beg to have a chance of drinking my deliciously warm urine." While she was reading the replies, her stomach let out a loud rumble.

"Oh! I'm sorry my dears for that unladylike sound, I haven't visited the lavatory for a few days now, and I think I need to go now, what should I do?" As posts flooded in, she picked out a reply. "I should point my plot to the camera and poop on the bed according to Daringdoodoo. What do you all think of me doing that rather lewd request?" All the do its and yes's were all Rarity needed. "It seems that my fate is sealed. Daringdoodoo, this is for you."

Carefully, Rarity manoeuvred herself so that her haunches faced the camera, lifting her tail to show her marehood and white puffy ponut to her audience. She kept low to the bed, her lower belly pressing against the lovely warm soggy area she had made. "If any of my lovely viewers need to go as well, feel free, I won't tell anypony." She placed a hoof on her lips. "But for now, you may want to watch this."

Rarity let out a soft grunt, her face screwed up as her anus flexed, the head of a large brown log starting to poke its way out. After a few seconds she let out her breath, her ponut trying but failing, to close up around the tip of her thick turd. "I'm sorry darlings, this is a little harder than I thought it would be." Once again, she took a deep breath and pushed. For several seconds the tip inched out painfully slowly. Rarity was about to stop again when, with a soft crackle, the hard tip pushed free from her ponut and headed towards her soft duvet, the rest of the thick log following suit.

Rarity let out a sigh that half turned into a moan at the relief she felt. The head of her log hit the bed, the softer manure piling up around it, forming coils of faeces that started to obscure her marehood from the camera. Soon her anus closed back up, cutting off the log, leaving a smudge of brown on the puffy ring.

"Ahhhh... That felt divine. I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did chat." She craned her neck to look at the camera. "But I do have to go a little more... Would you like me to try to push that out as well?" As she expected, please's and yes's popped up on the chat. "Okay, I'll try for you, my viewers."

Rarity's ponut flexed as she pushed. The second log was much softer than the first, falling onto the pile of manure below her dock with a soft squish. After several seconds of pushing, the final inch of poop hit the small mountain of manure. As the last of the log left her, Rarity's anus let out a small poot which made the white unicorn's cheeks blush red. "Sorry about that at the end my darlings, a lady tries to keep her manners, but sometimes little things slip by. So what do you all think, is this enough poop for you?" She wiggled her hips, her cheeks brushing up against the mound of scat. "Now, the real question is what to do with all this manure, any ideas chat?"

She turned around to face the camera, her muzzle just barely hovering above her mess. Her eyes flicked over the chat. "Lick it, you read my mind An0nym0us, I would love to." She opened her mouth and pressed her tongue against the base of the pile, and slowly licked up, swirling her tongue a little in the softer scat on the top. She shuddered as the harsh earthy taste hit her, suppressing a small moan at the flavour. She licked it again, showing off her brown tongue to the camera, before swallowing the thin layer of manure.

"Ummm! That was wonderful chat, I'm glad you suggested it. But what should I do now, I have a large pile of poop and a long night ahead of me, any suggestions..?"

Scene 2: Makeup makes a Mare

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"Ummm! That was wonderful chat, I'm glad you suggested it. But what should I do now, I have a large pile of poop and a long night ahead of me, any suggestions..?" Rarity lazily wagged her tail from side to side as she waited. Being watched while doing such depraved acts turned her on as nothing else could.

"Use it as lipstick." Rarity giggled at this. "Why not darling, I've always found red to be a little garish, deep brown on the other hoof..." Her voice trailed off as she levitated a small ball of her manure in front of her face. "Now, just watch me." She pressed the ball of scat against her lower lip and expertly smeared the soft muck across it, quickly repeated on the top. "Hmm, not thick enough." She muttered to herself as she retraced her lips, making sure that a liberal amount of her poop caked them.

Dropping the poop back onto the pile, she faced the camera, rubbing her lips together before breaking out in a wide, brown smile. "How is this, good?" As she read the chat, a light lit up inside her head. "Hold on everypony, I have a wonderful idea. How about I give all you mares watching me some tips to make you look fabulous, a makeup tutorial if you will." As yes's flooded in Rarity clopped her hooves together. "Ohh, this is going to be fun. So first of all, you need only two things to make you look stunning, piss..." Rarity lifted her half-drank glass with her magic, "And shit. It can be your own, or somepony else's, I don't mind which. Oh, and I almost forgot, some brushes and pads, hooves alone can't make perfection." She quickly levitated the items over to the bed.

"First things first, you need to cleanse your skin to provide a nice base for the rest of your make up. For me, my prefered cleanser is fresh piss." She dipped one of her cotton pads into the glass, quickly staining the white cotton a pale yellow. "Now, you want your facial fur to be as clean as possible so rub your piss filled pad over as much fur as possible." She took the pad, flicking it so the excess drops fell back into glass, and pressed it against her forehead and pulling it down to her cheek in a crescent motion. "Keep doing this until you're satisfied that your face is nice and clean." After a few minutes, Rarity was satisfied with her work.

"Now that your face is nice and clean, we can start adding a little foundation." Her damp fur shone as she grinned into the camera. "For this, I like to use shit. I've found that using lighter coloured poop with a soft and creamy texture helps to you blend the crap into your fur more easily, so I'm going to use the softer poop on the top of my pile." She dropped the cotton pad on the bed dipped the tip of her hoof into her creamy muck. "Now just follow what I do." She took her dirty hoof and dabbed a few times onto her fur, leaving a small glob of poop on her forehead, muzzle and each of her cheeks. "Now blend into your fur." Her hooves pressed into her cheeks, rubbing in small circles as they ground her own filth into her fur.

Soon a thin layer of scat coated Rarity's cheeks and muzzle, the brown filth contrasting with the rest of her pristine fur. "Now for the eyeshadow." Lifting a brush with her magic, she dipped the head into her pile of manure, making sure to coat every fibre. Starting with the left, she painted around her eyes, the darker crap making her blue eyes stand out. "What do you think chat?" Rarity struck a pose for the camera, "Could I win a beauty contest like this?" As replies poured in, she took a sip from her wine glass. "Wow chat, you're making me blush." She fanned herself with her hoof. "But what should I do now, any ideas?"

Reading the messages, Rarity picked out one she liked. "From Kr1mble, eat your pile of shit." She giggled as she read it. "Well I don't think I can manage all of it, but I would be more than happy to try." She dipped her hoof into her pile of manure and scooped up a tennis-ball sized lump of poop. "Enjoy this chat, I know I will." Rarity sank her teeth into the crap on her hoof, pulling around half into her mouth. She let out a low hum of pleasure as she held her filth on her tongue, letting the foul bitterness burn its flavour into her taste buds. She closed her eyes and focused on the taste, exploring the vile sweetness that held her senses captive.

Rarity sat there for a good few minutes, letting her own waste dissolve in her mouth. Slowly, she opened her eyes and swallowed what was left in her mouth. "If you couldn't tell chat, I really like shit." Quickly she pushed the rest of the mess on her hoof into her mouth. This time she pushed the filth to the sides of her mouth and chewed. The explosion of flavour forced out a loud moan as her teeth mashed the dung, coating them in a layer of filth. She could feel the soft grittiness across her tongue and gums and loved every second. She smiled at the camera, showing the layer of filth that coated her pearly white teeth. Unable to stop herself, she pressed her shit-stained hoof against her marehood, rubbing her clit in slow circles, smearing filth over her most intimate parts.

Eventually, she managed to pull her hoof away and swallow the manure left in her mouth. Breathing heavily she spoke to the camera, "Thank you for that. Celestia, I love shit too much." Her eyes scanned over the chat. "So any more ideas, I think you can tell that I am quite horny right now so don't disappoint." As she read the chat, her grin widened. "TenshiRyu, you want me to get the largest dildo I have, smear it with my poop and ride it like a mare in heat, coating the insides of my most intimate area with shit. I love you..."