> Day Off
>  by Oldtakufanboy
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> I Just Wanted a Relaxing Day, But Instead...
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It's a good morning, as I toss on my robe, wearing nothing underneath due to the hot weather... and the fact that I have the day off. I walk into the living room, as the tea kettle begins to whistle loudly. I remove it from the stove, as the whistling dies down, before I pour some in my mug.

"Perfect morning to start the day off with some tea," I said to myself, as I walk into the living room.

I put my tea on the coffee table, opening the curtains to bring a nice shining light into the living room.

"Ahhhhh," I let out, staring at the bright blue skies. "Good morning, Equestria. And guess what? This guy is taking a break from you. I'm just gonna laze around on my day off."

My name is Jordan and if you can't tell, I'm human. Age thirty-two, white, American, and the only human in a world of humanoid ponies and other creatures known as Equestria. I have short dark-brown hair, green eyes, and now growing some muscles due to helping out a mare named Applejack, one of the elements of harmony, around her farm. Yesterday, I worked overtime due to Big Mac, her elder brother, getting a sore throat and feeling aches. You ask me, I'm certain he's got the flu. I just wanted to do something nice and was a big help that AJ was nice enough to let me have a day off. 

I sit back in my chair, tea in my hand, still a bit warm. My lips are greeted by a warm sensation touching, as I sip down a little before pulling it away.

"Mmm. Delicious."

I put down my tea, reaching for the newspaper, opening it up. My legs stretch out, resting on the coffee table.

"What news do we have-"



"-today?"

I land on my ass, making me drop the newspaper, as I appear in a fancy bedroom of some sorts. In front of me is a fireplace, which looks as if it hasn't been used in the past few months, cleaned really well. To my left is a balcony that shows a good view of the sky. I stand up, walking up to it. From where I stand, down below is Canterlot. 

"How did I get here?" I said to myself. "I was just at home and suddenly, bam! I'm looking down at Canterlot."

"It's because of me, handsome," said a very sexy voice from behind.

I turn around, looking back in the room is none other than princess Celestia, looking at me with her head turned. She sits on a velvet bed, with big and fluffy-looking pillows. She holds a hand above her right breast, slowly blinking her eye at me. Her mane flows like water, though there is little of wind. Her angelic-like wings folded on her back. The one thing that seems bizarre is that she is wearing a robe. Nothing else, just a robe and possibly nothing underneath.

"Celestia?" I said, walking back into the room. "What's going on? I was at home and suddenly, I just poofed in here."

She gives off a giggle, as her tail wags back and forth. "Hehehe. I summoned you here."

"Oh... well, what's up?"

"Come sit," she said, patting a space for me to sit. "I just want to... 'talk' with you."

"This is how a lot of porn starts," I thought to myself, sitting next to her.

She smiles, crawling to me on her fours. I look down to her cleavage, her breasts dangling. I look back to her eyes, but too late. She licks her lips, as her hand touches my groin. From the moment she touches it, I didn't even bother to realize that I just formed a boner.

"Oh! I'm sorry, Celestia. This is ina-"

She presses a finger upon my lips, silencing me.

"Shhhhhhh~" she said, before pulling her finger away. "The reason I brought you up here is because I am in dire need for somepony to love my plot and I was curious to know: do you have a special somepony?"

"Special some- no. Not really."

"Then you're gonna do nicely~"

"Plot... you mean, your hindquarters?"

She nods, as she swirls a finger around the head, making it twitch. "Oh! It twitched!"

"Y-yeah. So, how are we gonna do this?"

She giggles, sitting on her knees, pulling her arms in. She pulls her wings out, one at a time, as the robe falls to her sides. Her breasts jiggle, with pink nipples poking from her fur, making my dick twitch again. I look back to her, seeing her smiling, looking down at it. "Does the naughty human love seeing my bosom?"

"They're a n-nice pair, Celestia. Really nice pair."

"Hehehe. Thank you, Thomas. Okay... now, you start stripping."

"I guess so, if it makes you feel better."

I grab the knot around my waist, untying as my heart races a little, my cheeks going red.

"Don't be so shy, Thomas. It's only you and me. I won't judge you if you were fat, skinny, having a small-"

"Okay, I g-get it."

I start taking off my robe, making it fall to my sides. My dick standing tall, hard and stiff. Celestia looks at it, taking a hand and rubbing a finger around the head, making a moan escape my mouth. "Oh? You like that?"

"It's s-sensitive."

She releases it, taking her hand and placing it on my chest. She pushes me down gently, making me look at the ceiling. I look to my left, seeing Celestia crawling to my on her fours, but instead of her head standing above mine, it's her plot aka her ass. Without warning, she slowly brings her rear down onto my face, as my mouth goes between the crack. Her behind smelled rather dim pungent smell to it. The cheeks began holding my face in, making it a little hard to breath. 

"Do not worry, Thomas," said Celestia, feeling her breathing against the head of my dick. "I want you to be a good human and lick my butt. Lick my butt and I'll give you what they call a blowjob. You start first."

She wiggles her butt, making my head slowly move back and forth.

"The smell is a bit bad," I thought. "But damn! Her butt feels great!"

"I know you want to lick it, Thomas. Go on. Let your tongue go all over my plot."

I slowly lick between the crack, making a moan escape from her. As I lick some more, she too starts licking the head, swirling her tongue around before wrapping her lips. Her mouth felt warm and wet, as she sucks gently on it, as though it were a lollipop. 

"Oh god!" I thought, moving up to her pucker. "Her tongue feels so good! I n-never had a blowjob! Not even from my ex-girlfriend! This feels so good!"

I start to lick her pucker. Despite the bad taste I was getting, I couldn't help but enjoy licking, as her fur tickles my tongue, getting them wet by my saliva. Celestia pulls away from the head, giving it a kiss.

"Such a naughty human," she said sexily, giving out a few giggles. "I wasn't expecting you to lick there, but please lick my pussy and I'll make your cock even better."

I nod, placing my hands on her asscheeks. My fingers sink into her flesh, warm and soft. I push her ass up, moving my head to her pussy, noticing a small drop that falls onto my chin. I begin licking her pussy lips, as she gives out a squeak.

"Whoa! I'm making her squeak so loudly!"

Little of her juices drip onto my tongue, having a tangy flavor in it, which I find bizarre. Didn't know pussy could taste like fruit. As I wiggle the tip of my tongue from her flaps, I pause, feeling her lips around around my dick yet again. This time however, she goes further down the shaft, as her muzzle brushes against my balls. 

"Oh G-god!" I thought, feeling her tongue licking it from within her mouth. "Sh-she's deepthroating it!"

She bobs her head up and down, as I wiggle my tongue into her pussy. She gives off a muffled moan, pressing her butt down onto my face, as my tongue slides further in. Her pussy, warm and wet, as I wiggle inside. She gives out another muffled moan, bobbing her head quicker. The head poking the back of her throat, as she let's out a few gurgles. 

"Oh God! My day off just got a whole lot better! I'm losing my virginity to a pony and not just any! I'm losing it to princess Celestia!"

I lick within her pussy, more juices flowing into my mouth like fine wine, taking in gulps. Suddenly, my dick begins to feel a tingle. I clench the bedsheets, gritting my teeth as my balls begin to build up the load of cum, ready to fire into her mouth. I lick her pussy some more, like my life depended on it.

"Celestia! I-I'm about! Nnngh!"

I thrust upward into her muzzle, shooting my load into her mouth. She let's out a surprised moan, before hearing the sounds of her gulping it down. She then pulls her mouth away from my cock, but feeling a few flicks from her tongue around the head. 

"My goodness, Thomas," she said, lifting her butt up from my face, sitting back on her knees. "Your tongue felt so amazing."

I lean up, licking my lips. "Yeah. Your juices taste rather good."

"Oh? You think so too? Glad to know."

Her horn glows, levitating a small towel. The aura disappears from it, as it falls onto my hands, a bit damp. I start cleaning my face. "Thank you."

"You're welcome, Thomas. Did you love my hindquarters? What did it feel like?"

"Uh... well... they were soft, squishy, and I loved it how you kept my head between the cheeks. It's rather sexy."

"Oh!" She gives out a blush. "Why thank you. I do apologize if I interrupt your day."

"Not really," I said, crawling over to the nightstand, putting the towel back down. "You actually made it better. Though, I could use a massage. Today is my day off and I was planning on having a nice day, but it ended up being rather sexy."

"Well, since you've been so good to my plot."

She lays back on her bed, having her back against a pillow, keeping her back comfy from the wall. "Come lay on me. I can use some company for today."

"Of course. That sounds nice."

I crawl to her, before turning around, laying my head against her bosom. I let my body rest against hers, feeling her hands massaging my shoulders.

"Wh-whoa," I said, my muscles starting to loosen. "This feels gooooooood."

"You're welcome, Thomas. Just relax. Let yourself go. Let all your troubles and worries fade away."

I shut my eyes, hearing her hum a soft tune. "This really is... a nice day off."