> The Villain Adventures of Mick, Mark, Max and Michelle > by Wild Wire > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Introduction > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the non-magical land of America, a group of friends are destined to go on many adventures, fictional and real. These 4 friends are going to do many great things in their futures. These 4 friends are going to be legends. These 4 friends are Mick, Mark, Max and Michelle. "How do you always beat everyone in this minigame?!" And they are currently playing the 'bumper balls' minigame in Mario Party 2. ----------<3rd person, the MMMM household>---------- "I'm-a just that good Mark! And with my victory of this-a minigame I shall-a have your spaghett-ioli and ravi-ghetti!" Mick says in his best Luigi impression. Mick is a really silly guy, always telling puns and jokes he read on the internet. Mick never forgets a joke, but isn't all that great at remembering things that are actually importaint like feeding the dog or closing the freezer after taking an ice cream sandwich from it at like 2:15 in the morning. Mark is kind of the opposite of Mick, mostly but not always serious, has a schedule and a short temper. Mick likes to throw Mark of his schedule a lot, and even though he gets mad sometimes when things go to far he wouldn't change anything about his friend. Variety is the spice of life after all, and speaking of spices Mark is a great cook. "I'm sure you'll win next time Mark, you ARE really good at the 'hexagon heat' minigame." Max tells his best friend. Max is really friendly to people and always tries to help others when he can, he's also very strong. Max is not perfect though, he's actually very gullible and can't resist cute things. Max sometimes overworks himself trying to be as helpful as possible. Max is actually the one who brought the group of 4 together a few years ago, as he gets along with almost everyone. "Yeah atleast you got a working controller, my B button keeps getting stuck." Michelle complains loudly. Michelle is the one who can make use of just about anything but doesn't like being uneven with anyone, she's very smart but when something is 'unfair' she makes complaints. Michelle is also very hard to trick and likes to 'bend the truth' a lot, but she tries not to flat out lie if she can, but when she lies you're very likely to believe her with how good at it she is. The continued to play and eventually Max won, they then continued to switch games and play those games for a while as they have nothing to do on this Saturday afternoon, but soon afternoon turned to evening they were running out of games on their Nintendo 64. "I'm sick of this now, can we play on something else?" Suggests Mark. "I wanted to play Garry's mod on the computer but you all picked the n64 instead, but I'm actually kind of tired, I'm going to sleep." Michelle replies. "Going to our room now, goodnight guys." "I'm tired too, and it IS kind of late. Goodnight everyone." Max agrees. And so Mick turns off the game and every one goes to do their before bed routines, brushing teeth, changing clothes, that kind of stuff. They then move to their own beds to sleep. Everyone is getting comfortable under their blankets and they slowly drift off to slee- "Did I feed the dog?" Mick asks suddenly. The other three, even Max, face palms. Eventually they finally drift of to sleep, entering the land of dreams. As they fell asleep they slowly started to glow until they were completely white, and then proceeded to fade away until they were gone. -------------------- In the exact location the elements of harmony were used to defeat Nightmare Moon and return Luna, there was a small glowing orb. This orb continued to glow brighter and brighter as it grew bigger, until it started to suddenly shrink into nothing, leaving behind the 4 unconscious bodies of Discord, Sombra, Tirek and Chrysalis. They continued to sleep dreamlessly as the moon continued to rise. It was soon midnight, and the 4 were completely unaware of what happened. At some point the Sombra clone started to snore and Discord started sleep talking... Let's just fast forward okay? It was then morning, and the 4 started to wake up very slowly. Without opening their eyes they started to notice just how cold and hard the floor was, and they then noticed how strange their bodies felt. They then opened their eyes... -------------------- Zecora was having a really good day, she was feeling just a-okay. She was making a more complex brew, and when finished should be blue. She was nearly done pouring the one last dro- "AAAHHHHHHHHH!" Zecora dropped the bottle into the pot, making all the colors shift and swirl a lot. Zecora look at it with a frown, but then the color settled on brown. Zecora sniffed it causing her fur to change to a dark gray, it was then she decided she was NOT having a good day. ------------------ "AAAHHHHHHHHH!" The 4 screamed as they saw each other until their ears hurt. Then they all freaked out more. "Please don't turn me into a pear Discord!" Tirek yelled. "Please don't eat all my emotions Chrysalis!" Discord yelped. "Please don't kill me with crystals Sombra!" Chrysalis cried. "Please don't absorb or steal my soul Tirek!" Sombra screamed. Hearing their own voices made them blink and stop panicking for a moment and as soon as their own voices clicked they panicked again. "What happened to me!?" They all freaked out in unison. And then as they all heard that they said the same thing they stopped again. "Wait a moment..." "Mick?" "Mark?" "Max?" "Michelle?" They blinked again... And fainted. And so begins the Villain Adventures of Mick, Mark, Max and Michelle. What will happen next time? Will they meet the main characters? Will they discover their powers? Will the dog make an appearance? Find out next time! > Magic lessons > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome back to the Villain Adventures of Mick, Mark, Max and Michelle. ----------<3rd person, Castle of the Two Sisters>---------- 3 minutes after waking up and freaking out again, they quickly figure out who is who. Mick is Discord, Mark is Sombra, Max is Tirek and Michelle is Chrysalis. "Well this will be an experience." Mick simply stated. "How come you get to be Discord with his cool chaos powers while all I get is shape shifting!?" Michelle whines in stereo. "You're one to talk! I don't even KNOW what I can do other than turn into a darn cloud!" Mark shouts at Michelle, clearly mad because they don't know many abilities for Sombra's character. "Atleast you guys don't have to steal magic to do stuff, so cheer up!" Max says, trying to calm Mark down before he accidentally shoots out of his horn or something equally ridiculous but entirely possible. "Guys have we even checked where we are yet?" Michelle asks the group. The rest all shake their heads. "This place looks like ... Well this place looks like an old castle, so by my skills of pointing out the obvious I believe we are in the Castle of the Two Sisters." Mark tells the group. Mick raises his hind like he's in school. "Yes Mick?" Mark asks. "Are you sure we aren't in Skyrim or something?" Mick says. "I mean yeah we're all MLP characters but that doesn't mean we're also in the MLP world. It could be like playing as Link in Mario Kart 8, he's not a Mario character but he's there as DLC." "Actually a good point there Mick." Max praised. "Maybe one of us can look out a window to see if the Everfree Forest is sounding us?" Max continued. "Another good idea, I'll check because I'm the chaotic immortal of the room and you three probably don't want to get bitten by a spider or something." Mick volunteered. They all nodded in agreement and so Mick looked out a window to check. Trees almost as far as the eye can see, but way in the distance is Twilight's castle. "Yeah, we be in Equestria boys. I can see the 'Princess Twilight Sparkle Friendship Castle Deluxe Play Set' from here." Mick informs the group. As Mick walked back to his friends he tripped. "AH NOT THE FACE!" Mick shouts as he falls down to the cold hard floor. He closes his eyes and prepares for pain... But it doesn't come? He decided to reopen his eyes to take a look... And well... "Looks like you figured out how to float." Mark plainly states. "Eyy look at me ma, I'm flyin!" Mick says in a perfect Scout voice. Everyone's eyes suddenly widen, as on Mick's face is a growing grin. "Poot." Said Mick in Heavy's voice. Everyone is now shaking in fear of the beast that has bean unleashed. "POOT! POOT! POOT! POOT! POOT! POOT! POOT! POOT! POOT! POOT! POOT! POOT! POOT! POOT! POOT! POOT! POOT!" "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP!" Mark screams in panic and pain. "PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING!" Max shouts to hopefully stop the madness. "OW MY NEW EARS ARE KIND OF SENSITIVE!" Michelle yells to Mick. "Oh sorry." Mick says. After everyone calms down they decide to figure out all their abilities before they hop on over to Sparklebutts Castle of Fartships. First Michelle figured out she can say two different things at once because she has two voices overlapping each other. Then Mark discovered how to turn into a shadow after trying to will himself into the ground. Max... Well Max just watched. Then Michelle figures out how to shape shift. Next Mick is playing GMod in real life by spawning blocks and using an actual physics gun to build. After that Mark figures out how to turn into a cloud all Overwatch Reaper style. Then Mick is re in acting the entirety of asdf movie staring only himself. Max is still just sitting there doing nothing as he has absorbed no magic nor does he want to. Now Mick, Mark and Michelle are re in acting spike beating Sombra with Max as the audience. It just keeps going until it's already time to sleep. "Geez I'm exhausted, gonna go to sleep, goodnight." Michelle tells the group. And so all go into another dreamless sleep. -------------------- Pinkie Pie's Pinkie sense was going crazy for no apparent reason to her, and only one made sense to her. "Oh I'm going to make some new friends!" Pinkie shouted to her ceiling in the middle of the night. Surprisingly no pony heard her, but this IS Pinkie Pie after all. "I'm already so nervou-cited!" She called out. As soon as she finished that sentence she was out like a light and snoring like an old dishwasher. Again, no pony heard her. That night Pinkie dreamt of strange things, as usual. And so this concludes chapter 2 of the Villain Adventures of Mick, Mark, Max and Michelle. What will happen next time? Will our main characters meet the main 6? Will they possibly meet Zecora or even Steven Magnet? Will Engineer finally put a dispenser here? Find out next time! > Lost and Lost > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome back to the Villain Adventures of Mick, Mark, Max and Michelle. ----------<3rd person, the entrance of the Castle of the Two Sisters>---------- "Alright guys, we better get going now, I don't want to be in this dirty castle any longer than I need to." Michelle informs the group. And so they prepare to walk through the front doors, all filled with excitement as going through here will truly begin their journey. And so it was then they walked through... And the lost woods theme from ocarina of time starts playing. Everyone turns to Mick who is holding an old radio. "What? It fits!" Mick tells the group. "Well that's true I guess, but what if a monster hears us?" Mark says to Mick. Mick turns down the radio so slowly it's almost painful. "Just turn it off!" Mark shouts. "Fine." And so they started to walk, until they found the bridge, which isn't even that far I mean you can literally see it from the entrance of the castle. They all stopped. "I don't trust this thing, it's like a thousand years old. It might break." Max says. "I'll go then to test it." Michelle volunteers. "Actually," Mark starts. "Can't Mick just lift us all up and float there?" Mark asks them. As soon as he says this a super small yacht with four wooden chairs melted into the sides appears about a foot off the ground and floats there. Another flash and Mick is wearing a pirate hat and life vest. "Excellent idea co-captain!" Mick says while placing a tiny sailor hat on Mark's head. Max chuckles a bit at seeing Sombra with a white sailors cap. And so everyone sits in a chair and Mick activates the ridiculously weak thrusters on the back. Going about 2 feet per second floating over the cliff, everyone just waits while listening to Michelle hum the Green Hill Zone theme, both the main notes and the back notes with her two voices. Max is refusing to look down and is freaking out on the inside. About a minute later they reach the other side, float over land and the boat suddenly drops like a brick. Mark and Michelle glare at Mick while Max stops freaking out from his fear of heights. They all get off the boat and when they turn back around the boat is just a cardboard cutout of a stock image yacht. Mick pulls of his vest and decides to eat it. "This tastes like Bananas!" Mick tells them. He then eats his pirate hat which he says tastes like m&ms. Mark looks up to his hat and thinks 'why not'. He takes a bite and his eyes widen at the taste of marshmallows. Less than a second later the hat has been devoured. Mark likes marshmallows. And now they venture off into the forest itself, following the path after the bridge. They keep walking, hoping to run into the river. At this point they are completely surrounded by trees in all directions. "Are we lost?" Max asks worriedly. Mark just shrugged. About 3 minutes later Michelle suddenly says "Well, I think we are definitely lost." "Grrrrrrr." Mark, Max and Michelle all shout "TIMBERWOLVES!" "Actually that was just my stomach." Informed Mick. "Grrrrrrrrrrrrr." "Okay that one was NOT my stomach." Mick said slightly louder. A single timberwolf jumps out of the bushes and lands in front of the group, so they all prepare. Suddenly a green line starts moving from its eyes and the timberwolf starts to freak out. Mick, Mark and Michelle look at where the line is headed to see Max with his mouth wide open, draining the timberwolf's magic, causing the timberwolf to fall apart. Everyone just continues to stare at Max even after he finished. Then Max grew a bit. "...Okay." Mark starts. "That's convenient." "Yeah..." Michelle replies. And so they continued walking, and walking... and then they found the river! Said river was not going crazy but it was still to fast to walk through. "So Mick, you helped cross the bridge and Max got rid of that timberwolf, I guess it's my turn to help?" Michelle asks. "I guess." Was Marks simple reply. "But how?" Max asks Michelle. Michelle proceeded to shape shift into Carrie from Super Paper Mario. "Hop on!" She said in a textbox. Mick replies that the textbox it cool before he just floats over the river, Mark goes into cloud form and floats across too, so Max steps on the living platform. "I honestly forgot Mark can do that." Michelle says in a textbox above her. And so they all cross the river... "And now there is MORE walking." Max says. "I think I'm gonna stay in cloud form, this is kind of comfortable." Mark tells them. A little bit later and they find the same cliff where the mane 6 fell. "My turn." Mark says seriously. "By the powers of me, I bring you... STAIRS!" He says as a staircase made of dark crystals rises from the ground. Mick applauds and Max looks impressed. "Show off." "What was that Michelle?" Mark asks. "Nothing" After climbing the staircase they walk for about 5 more minutes until they can see a bit of light from ahead. They all quicken their pace as if the light will disappear any moment. Finally they leave the Everfree Forest. Not too far away they see Ponyville. "This will be fun!" Mick shouts. And so concludes chapter 3 of the Villain Adventures of Mick, Mark, Max and Michelle. What will happen next time? Will they scare all the ponies? Will they possibly meet Pinkie? Will Ponyville EXPLODE??? Find out next time! > Welcome to Ponyville. > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome back to the Villain Adventures of Mick, Mark, Max and Michelle. ----------<3rd person, Ponyville train station>---------- Twilight and her friends were all going on a trip to where the strange map pointed them all to. They all walked on the train with similar thoughts. 'Where are we going exactly?' Four of six thought. 'I can't wait to make new friends here!' Thought the fifth. 'I hope wherever this map leads us has a spa.' The last one thought Back at the friendship castle, Spike is reading comic books. 'I doubt anything weird will happen while they're gone.' he thought. -------------------- "Is it just me or was it too easy to get out of that forest?" Michelle asks her friends. "Nope, that forest is all BARK and no bite!" Mick jokes. Mark and max both chuckle, while Michelle just face palms. "We're going to need some disguises so no one panics when we walk into town." Mark says. And so they thought of a plan, Mark turned into a shadow and wrapped himself around Max like a cloak. Michelle just shape shifts into a unicorn with grass green fur, a straight and shiny black mane and tail, bright green eyes and the Master Emerald sprite from Sonic 3 as a cutie mark. "Guys, at this pont forward my name is Emerald Cutter." Miche- 'Emerald Cutter' informs the group. They all nod. Mick decides to disguise himself as a black and red alicorn. Everyone's disapproval made him change it. Mick is now a unicorn with yellow fur, a bushy white mane and tail with a grey stripe down the middle, yellow eyes and a snowball as a cutie mark. "Can't you just use the disguise Discord used when he went to confront Tirek?" Michelle asks. "No, because if Discord shows up and see's his disguise walking around he's gonna think something is up." Mick says. "Wow Mick that's actually really smart." Mark says surprised. "Also my name is now Yellow Snow." Max starts laughing hysterically while Michelle face palms and Mark groans(which looks weird as he is still a black cloak). "Please change it!" Michelle says. And so Mick did, the color of his fur draining downward with a flushing noise and turning to cyan and his snowball cutie mark melting to reveal to a yellow origami bird. "How about this? This disguise's name is Basic Fold." Mick asks. "Much better." Michelle says. And so they walk into Ponyville and no one seems to care, their disguises worked. And speaking of work Mick and Michelle decide to get jobs. Max(and therefore Mark as well) walk in the direction of Sugar Cube Corner to see if the cupcakes are any good, before half way there he realized he doesn't have any bits. Switching directions he simply wanders until he finds the park. He sits on a bench until his friends get back. Half an hour later 'Basic Fold' appears. "I'm back, I haven't found a job yet but after I entered the friendship castle for books I accidentally walked into the throne room and figured out we're in the middle of the season 5 premiere." Mick informs the two. "I already told Emerald Cutter." "Alright that's neat, that means we have foreknowledge." Mark says. (Which still looks weird as a cloak) "Yeah." Max starts. "We know everything between from season 1 to season 8!" They then see 'Emerald Cutter' walking up to them. "Hey guys, I got a job!" "That's great, what do you do now?" Max asks. "I cut and shape things kind of like a forge." Michelle says. "Really?" They all ask. "Yeah, also it turns out some magic needs 'a lot' of concentration, but that's only 'a lot' by pony standards as they're very simple, basically meaning human mind plus magic equals Starswirl level precision!" Michelle announced. "So we're powerful wizards now?" Mick asked. "No, we just have more precision, not more power. Although since we're all in the bodies of those with powerful magic, we actually DO have more power." Michelle continued to explain. "Neat." the other 3 said. "And now to do something that none of us will enjoy." Mark told the group. "And what could possibly be boring in a world of colorful magical ponies?" Max asked. "House hunting." Suddenly a bright flash appears in between them all, revealing 'Basic Fold' with Elmer Fudd's outfit. "It's house season." Mick says. "No, its Mick season." Max jokes along. "House season." "Mick season." "House season!" "House season." "Mick season!" "House season." "MICK SEASON! FIRE!" BOOM. Mick's horn is now on his mouth like a rhinoceros horn. He takes it off with a cyan string that blends with his fur around his mouth and puts it on his head like a party hat, with the string blending back into the fur. "Let's try that again." Mick says calmly. "Let's not, we have to find a house before dark." Mark interjects. And they searched for at least a room to rent for a few hours. Going through town together with 'Basic Fold' and 'Emerald Cutter' in front. "Can't we just hide and sleep in the friendship castle until Twilight and her friends get back? That place is huge after all, there's probably like a hundred spare rooms." Max said. "Yeah I guess you're right." Mick replied. A flash later and they're in a random room of crystals. "I think I'm gonna take a nap, goodnight." Michelle says. They all went into another dreamless sleep. This concludes chapter 4 of the Villain Adventures of Mick, Mark, Max and Michelle. What will happen next time? Will the 4 be caught sleeping in the castle? Will they find a real house soon? Will they READ??? Find out next time! > Making a friend > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome back to the Villain Adventures of Mick, Mark, Max and Michelle. ----------<3rd person, the friendship castle>---------- "GOOOOOOOOD MORNING!" Mick shouted, waking up all his friends in the process, and possibly the rest of Ponyville. "Really? Did you HAVE to do that?" Mark asks all grumpy because he just woke up. "Nope!" Mick quickly replied. As the rest continued to get up, Mick left and waited for everyone else. Michelle was the first to get ready, simply having to shape shift away the messy mane and tail. Mark then turned to shadow form and wrapped himself around Max like a cloak again. The second they open the door- Splash! An entire water tower tips over them. They all instantly start backpedaling and fall through a hole that leads to a ball pit full of balled up towels. Michelle was so surprised she lost her disguise. Mick's chuckles were heard from all directions. "Ugh, really Mick?" Michelle asks. As the look back up after drying off, they see they are in the kitchen. Mick teleports in with a really tall chef hat. Mark immediately starts to freak out. "OH NO YOU DON'T! YOU COULDN'T COOK TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!" Mark yelled, shifting out of shadow cloak form and taking the chef hat for himself. "That was BEFORE I became a spirit of chaos." Mick replies. "Doesn't matter! I'm going to cook and you are not going to stop me!" Mark shouts while walking over to the oven. When he opens the oven, a boxing glove shoots out and hits him. Hard. Hard enough that it launched him back into the ball pit. Mick catches the chef hat before it falls. "Oh I think I'll stop you!" Mick replies while putting on the hat once again. "Uhhhhhhhhhh" They all froze, that voice had not belonged to any of them. They all turn to the door and see- "Spike?" Mick asks. Spike. Just standing there in the doorway. From Spike's point of view, he just watched Tirek, Chrysalis and Sombra fall through the ceiling into a random ball pit and then witnessed Sombra argue with Discord about cooking. He's starting to doubt that he's even awake. "I'm not sure how to feel about this. Should I be scared that you guys are here or should I be laughing at the absurdity of the situation?" Spike asks calmly. "... Laugh?" Mick said. "You know what? I don't care if you all have powers and stuff, this is MY area, I'M the cook in this castle!" Spike says. "Okay." The 4 all reply. "Uhhhh that's it? Just 'okay'? I was expecting a fight or something." Spike says out loud to himself. "Well I probably wouldn't be here if I were really Tirek." Max says. "Yeah same." Michelle adds. "The real Discord would probably actually be here just because it wouldn't make sense for him to be here." Mick tells them. "Yeah and the real Sombra is probably dead so he wouldn't be here either." Mark finishes. "Wait, you aren't really them?" Spike questions. "Nope!" Mick replied. "So if you guys are not really them, who are you?" Spike asks. "I'm Michelle." "I'm Mark." "I'm Mick! The funny one!" "I'm Max, its nice to meet you." "... Okayyyy..." "..." "..." "You guys want any food?" Spike asks. "Uh, sure." Max replied for the group. And so Spike started cooking pancakes like nothing weird was going on. Mick summoned a fancy table and some seats while he waited. They were all completely silent as they waited. Spike then finished the food and set the pancakes on the table. "So how did this happen?" Spike asked the group. "We went to sleep in our house and woke up in a broken down castle in these bodies, powers included." Max said. "More crazy things have happened in this town, just not much has been this... Weird." Spike informs them. They went back to eating in silence... If you can call Mick's eating habits 'silent'. After they ate, Mick cleaned the dishes with a snap of his fingers. "Dudes, being able to just do stuff with a snap is awesome, is this is what its like to have the infinity gauntlet?" Mick asked. "Probably not, but that gives me an idea what to do next." Max says. "What's that?" Spike asked. "Do you have any, well, comic books?" Max asks Spike. Spike eagerly nods and rushes off to get them. And so they spent a few hours reading comics books and stories in Spike's room. After a while they switched to board games. While Mark was kicking everyone's butts in Monopoly, no one heard the front door of the castle open. But they did notice someone shout from the entrance, and so Mick flipped gravity for himself and laid on the ceiling, Mark shifted to shadow form and his in Spike's shadow, Michelle jumped onto a table and shape shifted into a small potted plant and Max just hid in the closet. "SPIIIIIIKE, I'M BACK!" Spike quickly began putting up the games, because if somepony saw it they would either think he was playing the games alone like a weirdo or he had company, and the latter was true. "Spike!" Twilight called, opening his door and stopping just as he finished cleaning everything. "H-Hey Twilight." Spike said nervously. "There you are Spike, has everything been okay while I was gone?" Twilight asked. "Y-Yeah, t-totally!" Spike says quickly. "Okay, just checking." Twilight said as she walked in the rest of the way. "Yeah, you can leave my room now Twilight." Spike tried to convince her. "Okay then Spike." She said as she left. "..." "Phew." They all say at the same time. They left their hiding spaces and collapsed on the ground. "That was a little bit dramatic from my point of view." Max said. "Agreed." The rest reply. "Why is there a ball pit of towels in the kitchen!?" They all glare at Mick. "Whoops." This concludes chapter 5 of the Villain Adventures of Mick, Mark, Max and Michelle. What will happen next time? Will Twilight find them? Will Spike help them? Will there be more ball pits? Find out next time! > If you don't succeed, fry again > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome back to the Villain Adventures of Mick, Mark, Max and Michelle. ----------<3rd person, castle of friendship>---------- "How did this happen?" Twilight asked Spike, clearly wanting to know why there's a ball pit of balled up towels. Spike looked up to the mish mash of creatures known as Mick, who is currently on the ceiling mouthing the name 'Discord'. "Uhhhh maybe Discord stopped by." Spike nervously said. Mick gave a thumbs up. "Really?" Twilight asked him. "Uh yeah probably, who else would make a ball pit of towels?" Spike asked rhetorically. "Yeah, but I meant WHY would Discord stop by? It doesn't make any sense!" Twilight asked yet another question. Spike looked back up, shocked to see Mick descending from the ceiling slowly. "Oh but where's the fun in making sense?" Mick said, acting like the real Discord. "GAH!" Twilight shouted, clearly surprised. "Remember when I said that Twilight? In fact I think it was the very first words you heard me say. Then after that I told that riddle! Remember?" Mick said from right above. "Uhhhh yeah Discord. Wait why are you here again?" Twilight asked. "No real reason." Mick replied, lazily floating around the room, poking the walls as if he's observing the material. "Right, okay." Twilight said watching 'Discord' "Why do you keep poking the walls?" Twilight asked. "Well this castle is made of crystal, yes? Mick asked. "Yes?" Twilight responded. "And it grew from the ground, yeeeees?" Mick also asked, holding a big rubber band with the word 'yes' written on it and literally stretching the word out. "Yes." "And it grew here right where the chest landed, yesssssssssssssssss? He asked, ending it with a snake hiss. "Yes! Where are you going with this?" Twilight asked getting slightly annoyed. "This castle is shaped like a tree, and it grew from the ground. Does this mean the castle is an actual tree? And if it is, then was the chest the seed or did it just CONTAIN the seed? Also, where did all this material come from? I'm able to make things by changing air into something else, because air is something. You can't get something from nothing and you can't turn something into nothing, that something has to come from somewhere. So where did all this crystal come from? The ground? Does this mean there's a giant hole under the castle where the crystal used to be? Will it collapse? And back to the question of is it an actual tree, does it need anything? Does it feed off of harmony or something? Is that how it grew in less than 10 seconds?" Mick said. "Wow, that's a lot to think about." Twilight said. "Yeah Mi- I mean, Discord, that's a lot to just drop on us." Spike said, hoping that Twilight didn't notice the slight slip up. Good thing Twilight was too busy thinking about what Mick said to notice. "Well this has been fun, giving you questions you mostly can't answer, that should annoy you for a while. Ciao." Mick said. Mick then proceeded to put on a red cap with wings and flew into the painting of Canterlot castle on the wall that definitely wasn't there before. "Well, that happened." Spike says. "Wait, I got distracted, what did he just say?" Twilight asked Spike. -------------------- "-And that's how my day was so far sister." Celestia told Luna. "That is a lot, sister." Luna said. "I kno-" thud. Both princesses looked to the side to see Discord with a winged red cap on the ground. "Hello Discord." Celestia said. Discord shot up. "Whoops." 'Discord' said. "What is it Discord?" Luna asked calmly. "Didn't actually mean to teleport here, gotta blast!" He said, suddenly having Jimmy Neutron hair. He created a yellow cannon and climbed in... And kept going until he was no longer visible, the cannon then folded itself into a yellow origami bird and flew off. "Well that happened." Luna simply stated. "Indeed." Celestia replied. "I wonder if Discord felt the strange magic from our old castle a few days ago too." Luna said. "Knowing Discord, he probably caused it." Celestia told Luna. "True." -------------------- "Woah, what's going on here?" Mick asked Spike. "GAH! Can you not do that? You didn't even make any noise when you came in." Spike yelled. "Sorry." Mick replied. Mick looked around the room, books and equipment all over the place. Absolute chaos. Mike liked it. "Ever since you left, Twilight has been trying to figure out if the castle was really a tree or not. By the way, Mark, Max and Michelle are all in my room playing go fish, I left after Michelle kept winning and saw this mess, I've been make sure Twilight's okay since I came out here." Spike explained. "Okay, thanks Spike." "Thanks for what?" "Being a good friend." And with that, Mick left to play some go fish, planning on using an actual fishing rod and turning the cards into fish every time he needed to draw from the deck. After playing for a while, Mick, Mark, Max and Michelle went to the next room over. "I'm tired, I'm gonna go to sleep." Michelle said. "How are you not hungry?" Mark and Max asked simultaneously. "Maybe because I have good friends and I feed off of emotions?" Michelle rhetorically asked. "I'm not hungry either, probably on a count of the fact that I'm an immortal chaos spirit." Mick said. "Well I'm gonna get some food for me and Max." Mark said, entering shadow form to sneak to the kitchen. One of the machines Twilight was using slightly detected his magic, but the machine only tells what type of magic is there in numbers, and since it doesn't have a number for dark magic the machine overheated and shut off, causing everything else connected to shut off. "NOOOO! All my work!" Twilight shouted. "You know what? I'm going to avoid this castle and its questions as much as I -" yawn "- can... Staring tomorrow." When Mark got back to the room with food, he found Mick and Michelle already asleep. And so Mark and Max ate and joined their friends into the realms of sleep. Again dreamless. This concludes chapter 6 of the Villain Adventures of Mick, Mark, Max and Michelle. What will happen next time? Will they accidentally cause Twilight more annoyance? Will Mick create some nukes? Will Spike finally beat Michelle at go fish? Find out next time! > Face reveal > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome back to the Villain Adventures of Mick, Mark, Max and Michelle. ----------<3rd person, the castle of friendship>---------- "Well it seems like today is the episode Castle Sweet Castle." Mark informed Mick and Max after spying on the Main 6. "Good to know. At least we know how this ends." Mick said. "I think you should stop by Michelle's workplace to inform her, Mick." Max told Mick. "Why me?" "Because you are the only one of the group who knows how to teleport, its faster this way." Mark said. "Fine." Mick said, taking off his ear and diving in. "Just call if you need me!" His voice echoed from the ear, leaving it behind. "Well, this probably wont go well. Mick and Michelle can disguise themselves as objects to hide, we can't though." Max said. "Yeah, we have to be smart to avoid the ponies looking to redecorate." Mark replied. "So how will we do this?" Max asked. "Here's the plan." -------------------- "This is just the shape of gem I was looking for! Thank you!" Said Time Turner. "No problem, Just doing my job." 'Emerald Cutter' replied as the background pony left. Suddenly 'Emerald Cutter' started to see a strange multi colored liquid fall from the ceiling, said liquid pulled itself together and solidified into a tiny Mick. "Why are you here?" Michelle asked quietly. "Just letting you know that today is Castle Sweet Castle." Tiny Mick said. "Alright, thanks I guess?" Michelle said. "By the way, I'M TINY MIIIIICK!" He said. "Why even reference that?" "Because I caaaaaan." He said while fading away like the TARDIS, noises and all. Said noises slightly worrying Time Turner. "... Back to work I guess." -------------------- Mark is currently hiding in Max's shadow, while Max is hiding behind an open door waiting for the 5 ponies to pass by with the destroyed tree library. "I can't believe it actually worked this far." Max whispered. "Hey, my plans always work... Unless Mick is around." Shadow Mark said. "HEY GUYS! I'M BACK!" Mick shouted as he appeared behind them. "GAH! Don't do that!" Mark shouts back, being so surprised he fell out of shadow form. "Did yall hear that?" "Oh no, I think Applejack heard us." Max whispered. Mick snapped his fingers, causing the 3 to turn invisible. "Oh. That's useful." Max commented. "Yes, it is." Mark agreed. "You all should probably remember I can do that, instead of making complicated plans." Mick told his friends. They nod. Just as they nod, the 5 ponies come in with the tree librarby library and close the door behind them. They then walk away so they can set up the tree. Applejack looking a bit nervous as she thinks she heard something. "Well I think we can wait invisibly until the end of the day." Mark said while looking Applejack's flank. "Yeah, time to wait this out." Mick said. And so they continued to hide and watch the 5 set up the tree. A while later 'Emerald Cutter' came in and turned invisible as soon as she entered. "Hey guys, I'm back from work." Michelle said, catching the attention of her 3 friends. "Yeah, okay." Mark said, completely not paying attention and is still watching Applejack. "Welcome back, you didn't miss much." Max informed her. "Really, you didn't." Mick finished. And then they waited more, and more, and more. Mick was getting bored. But then he got an idea, an awful idea. Mick had a wonderful, awful idea. "Don't do it Mick." Michelle said. "I said that out loud, didn't I?" Mick asked. "Yeah." The other three say in unison. "Fine, I won't do it." Back to wai- "Please?" "No, Mick." Michelle warned. "But I'm bored!" Mick whined. "Can't you just create a 3ds and play Smash Bros or something?" Michelle replied. "Oh... Right." Mick said, snapping his bear fingers and doing just that. A while later and it was finally about time for Twilight to enter. Everything goes the same, from the 'Welcome home!' To spike yelling, to getting to the tree and even the room that was originally empty. But something happened while the 4 were following them into the room. 'BOOM' ...They set off one of Pinkie's confetti cannons. Said confetti landing on their invisible forms, basically revealing them to the main 6... They become visible again and the main 6 gasp at their appearance. "... Hi?" Mick says. And so the chase began. Rainbow dash flies into action towards Max, who just ducks and quickly runs down a hall with Rarity following Rainbow dash after him. Applejack and Twilight then start running at Michelle, who quickly runs down the opposite hall and turns into a potted plant once out of sight, starting a game of real life prop hunt. Fluttershy and Pinkie jump at Mark to 'stop the big meanie' causing Mark to go into smoke form and dash down the third hall with the ponies giving quick chase. Spike just face palms and then looks at Mick. "Aren't you going to help them? Or atleast try to stop the others?" Spike questions him. "Aren't you?" Mick asks back. "Good point." Spike replies. "Let's watch!" Mick says, snapping his claws to make 3 tv screens appear. "Alright." Spike says, getting into a chair. "Hello everyone, Mick here!" Mick starts talking to a random camera. "This is me and Spike's reaction to the chase scenes in 'Face Reveal' I hope you all enjoy the video and remember to press that like button!" "Uh what?" -------------------- "GET BACK HERE TIREK!" Rainbow shouts, flying as fast as she can without risking hitting a wall at a turn. "NO THANK YOU!" Max shouts back, running with his arms in the air. Rarity quickly falls behind the fast pony and centaur, and turns down another hall to intercept him, only to run through smoke and bump into Fluttershy. Pinkie jumps over the two and continues to chase Mark. "NO MEANIES ALLOWED IN THIS CASTLE!" Pinkie yells. "GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!" A nearby speeding broom shouts with Twilight and Applejack following closely behind. Twilight changes course to chase Mark after seeing him, while Michelle sweeps into Fluttershy at high speed, causing Fluttershy to latch onto the broom handle. Rainbow dash and Max already went in a circle, and Randbow dash sees Fluttershy holding on for dear life and turns to the broom. The broom suddenly jolts down the other way, causing Fluttershy to lose her grip and fly off down the hall. "ITS SWEEPING TIME!" Michelle shouts, sweeping dash out of the way. Applejack pulls out her lasso and throws it at Max, but Max is a big boy, causing Applejack to lose control of her child get pulled along by the rope. Max then slams into Michelle by accident, causing Applejack to launch past them and Michelle to lose her broom form. Mark then shows up getting launched into the pile by one of Twilight's laser beams, losing shadow form. Then everyone chasing them all run into them and with Applejack swinging around them with rope without control, the main 6 and 3 former humans all get tied up together. They all immediately struggle to escape and fail. Then they pause in exhaustion. "Well, this was an experience." Mark says. "You can say that again." Pinkie replies. Mark grins. "Well, this was an experience." Mark says. "You already said that." Twilight tells him. "But Pinkie said I could say it again." Mark replies with a chuckle. "HA! I get it!" Pinkie shouts. "Well, I hope you're all done running around." Spike says walking from around the corner. "I hope so too." Mick continued. "Well as you can see Mick, we are kind of stuck." Michelle says. "Alright Michelle, I'll help in a moment." Mick replies. "Wait, 'Mick'? 'Michelle'?" Twilight questions. "Mark!" Max says. "Max!" Mark says. "Pinkie!" Pinkie shouts, causing Mark to chuckle again. "JOHN CENA!" Mick shouts with a John Cena outfit. "I am so confused right now." Twilight said. Everyone nodded. And so this concludes chapter 7 of the Villain Adventures of Mick, Mark, Max and Michelle. What will happen next time? Will they become friends? Will they get detention for running in the halls? Will there be a bonus chapter of Mick and spike adding commentary to the chase scene? Find out next time!