Normal Clopfic #1
God, tonight blows.
Rainbow Dash was going to have an awesome party at the bowling alley, but the poor pegasus decided to get food poisoning the night before, so here I am trying to read the same Daring Do novel for what has to be the third time this hour.
These books suck. I miss my Galaxy.
And I wish Discord wasn’t so hard to get a hold of. Fluttershy usually knows where he’s at, but she’s helping take care of her barfy friend, so unless he comes to see me, I might as well call it a crappy night and go to sleep. I toss the book onto the nightstand, missing it completely. I lean in to blow my candle out, only to hear a quiet bang on my window.
Turning over, I can see the faint figure of a sparrow warbling as it hit the pane of glass, repeatedly failing to barge its way in. I figure that it’s not leaving until I let it in, and shit, this thing is the most interesting thing to happen to me today since the sun set. With a shrug, I unlock the window and pull it open, letting the bird in.
It settles right on my bed, hopping around invitingly. Okay, little birdie, we can play.
I scuttle back onto the bed and lie flat on my back, the bird hopping away to give me space. It then jumped onto my stomach, bending its head down in expectance for a scritch. As I reach out, its tiny little bird legs grow out and drape over me and the sides of the bed. Just as I recognize the dragon’s leg on my left and the deer’s leg on my right, its tail feathers stretched and roll out to form a long red dragon’s tail. Its wings then turn into a lions paw and an eagle’s talon that’s proportionally as big as its new legs, his blue bird's wing and purple bat wing spreading out from behind his back not long after.
With the bird’s head elongating out and it’s head forming into that of the draconequus that I’m so familiar with, I grin wide as the bird’s body then expands and stretches out into Discord’s long, brown-furred body. At that moment, a sizable pair of balls swells into my gut as his long pink horsedick jumps out from his sheath like a snake-in-a-can prank, its flaccidness flopping onto my chest just short of my chin.
Shoving it aside, I sit myself and give my good friend a hug. As his paw and talon envelops me, I feel a tingle in my waist as my cock also begins getting hard. If he hasn’t noticed now, he will soon.
“Discord!” His warm fur makes me whine like a puppy happy to see its owner come home. “What are you doing here?”
Discord chortled. “Well, a little birdie told me that my good buddy’s plans for the evening got quashed, so I thought I’d help liven his evening back.”
I know he loves it when I play coy. “I assume you’re talking about Spike or Big Mac, right?”
“Oh, shut it you!” His cock pulls itself up like a snake and jabs me in the chest, sending me onto my back.
Before I can get up, his warm, smooth penis slithers under the bottom of my shirt across my naked chest and pops out through my collar, appearing twice as large as it did a few moments ago. I giggle madly as the head of his dick attempts to smother my face and I fail to hold it away. This is one of our favorite foreplay games, something we both know most ponies, not even Fluttershy, would find the least bit titillating.
Ever since coming to Equestria, I always found something incredibly sexy about Discord, mostly how he can just do or be anything he desires. Something about that level of ability arouses me in a way most of the mares or stallions couldn’t hope to. And I’m certain that someone who appreciates such talents in bed is something that makes Discord very happy as well, and I’m happy to oblige.
Finally, my hands get a firm grasp on the edges of his flat head, and with Discord holding it still for me, I press my face into the head of his dick, my mouth sucking and licking at his urethra. Discord moans as the hole of his dick scrunches and widens like it’s kissing me back. My own cock is stiff as stone now and is being pressed down against the weight of Discord’s ass, and the flex feels so fucking good.
Suddenly, his dick retracts to its normal size, going back to my chest. “Oh, where are my manners?” he says. “I come uninvited to your house and forgot to put on some cologne!”
I smirk, knowing where he’s going with this. Freeing his dick from under my shirt, he rolls off of me and lies flat on his back, his hardness now sticking straight up toward the ceiling. Getting off my own back, I shed myself of my shirt and pants as quickly as I could, getting stark naked for my buddy. I mount his the base of his tail, my buttcheeks pressing down against his cushiony balls. I wrap my legs around the base of the shaft, holding onto it for balance.
Then it starts. A dribble of urine starts to gently cascade down the curvature of his head and down the length of his draconequushood. Leaning my chest against his cock, I hold my cupped hands on the other side of the base and let his piss pool in it. Once they’re full, I ladle it onto Discord’s stomach and up to his chest. As I massage it into his fur, the odor comes at me like an industrial-sized fan right up my nose.
With the earthy scent of his urine mixing with his musk, it’s like I’m huffing straight tree sap. I can hardly resist and take a nice long lick up the shaft, giving myself half a mouthful. He sometimes pushes a little harder too, shooting a little up where its comes down on the top of my head and back once it splashes off the head. It doesn’t smell quite as nice on me, but my body is now nice and slick against his, and soon, the real fun can begin.
I swing around the flagpole of his dick and land my stomach onto his, his pee-soaked fur gently scratching my tummy like a giant toothbrush. He slides his head down his versatile neck, the end of his mouth meeting my face. I give his upper lip a gentle nibble, and he knocks me away with his tongue. I rest my arms on the top of his snout, and his mouth opens to invite mine in.
My tongue caresses the insides of his lower lip, his teeth, and his tongue when he brings it to me. His beard tickles my chest and his odd fang strokes my face with each widening and closing of his mouth on mine. He then rests his own arms on my back, and I can feel it coming in my gut. I then feel it pushing against my ass as the tip of his cock thrashes to make its way into my anus. We both know its far too small, but that’s just the buildup.
As his dick continues shoving onto my butthole, each thrust feels less flat and more round as I can register the entire head. Soon, the edges of the tip are around the outside of my asshole, and at this point, I’m flexing it in every way I can to let him in; I can no longer wait!
Finally, Discord’s penis finds the perfect girth with which to slide inside me. I groan as my ass stretches out farther than I think it was every meant to, but as his dick continues to pump, the stinging subsides, and now I can only feel Discord filling my insides with himself. He started off slow and gentle to get me used to it, but as my moans become deeper and more sensual, he quickens his pace.
I can’t control myself and with Discord inside me on both sides, I start to thrust myself. With the wetness of his wet fur moistening my cock and my foreskin pulling in and out against his firm stomach, I may as well have been plugging the tightest cunt in all of Equestria! Holy shit, I can’t believe I’m about to cum already!
“Discord!” I whine. “I’m going to blow, please!”
“Oh?! Already!” Discord’s dick, still inside me, lifts me off his stomach and holds me up.
Without his belly to rub against, I grab my hardness like a lifeline and jerk it as hard as I can, pressing my feet against his slick shaft and feeling it all around with my toes. Screaming in ecstasy, I shoot a strong stream of jizz which Discord catches on his face. I spurt more out with each involuntary contraction, each one getting Discord in another spot. Once I feel like I’m done, Discord takes his tongue out and, in a single motion, licks every drop of my semen off his face like Scooby-Doo in the intro of his cartoon. While he smacks and savors the flavor of my seed, I massage my dick and squeeze a little leftovers onto my other hand.
“Oh, Discord?” I hold my slimy hand out for him to see. “I think you missed some.”
“Indeed I did! Let me help with that!” Discord brings his face to my hand and licks from the wrist all the way to the tips of my fingers.
His tongue is like a dogs, and I shudder out a sigh with the soft, damp warmth his tongue provides being replaced by a chill once it leaves my skin. Before he can pull away, I slip my hand back into his mouth. He puts his whole mouth around my arm, his lips on the shoulders and my hand near the back of his throat. It’s so insanely humid in there, and as he teasingly pulls his head back, his lips press down the length of my arm while my hand strokes his tongue that feels as though it was made from freshly chewed gum. I have such the greatest urge to masturbate again to cum off this rush, but I want to save it for one more thing.
“Discord?” He stops at the tips of my fingers, his eyebrow raising up to humor me. “You think maybe you’d like to let off some steam now?”
“I thought you’d never ask!” His dick begins to swell outside my ass and continue going until I was pushed off, falling until he landed back on his stomach. “Alrighty! I’m waiting!”
Turing around, I hold onto his cock with both hands. As I stroke down, I work my fingers into his sheath, giving the folds a couple of massages before going back up.
“Oh, my!” Discord’s dicks starts to widen out once again, my fingers no longer able to go back inside. In fact, I can no longer hold it in my hands, and I hug onto it tight as I pull up and down on it with my entire body. “Don’t stop! This feels great!”
The width of his stiffness begins to pulse, and I can feel that he’s about ready to shoot his load. In a heat-of-the-moment moment, I twist my head to the side and gnaw on the shaft, the pressure I inflict onto it making Discord’s groans of oncoming orgasm even louder. With a final scream, Discord shoots a massive load of a creamier jizz out of his dick splashing all over his face and spurting more onto his neck, chest, and stomach. Reaching for the stuff nearest me, I scoop a handful of his semen into my palm and scrape it off with my teeth and tongue like it’s covered in brownie batter.
Mmm, banana cream. My favorite.
With each spasm and spurt of his cock, his dick gets softer and softer. I hold onto it, loving the feel of it getting plushier by the second. Even as it’s about to fully recede, the little pink tip continues to ooze, dibbling down his sheath and onto his waist. I take what’s left and massage the fur around the sheath like a sudless shampoo.
“Hmm?” He leans in close to my face, the syrupy jizz caked to his beard and muzzle dripping onto my neck and back. “What’s this? You’re still up for some more?”
“I want a turn inside you this time. I’ll even let you pick how you want it done.”
“Oh, well, since you asked so very nicely… Oh, help me clean this up why don’t you?”
“Certainly!”
His tongue gets so much of his seed off his face like he did for mine while I work on the small amount I lathered into his fur. As I comb my teeth through his sticky hairs, I can feel his loins are hot like a computer about to overheat; hot enough to inflict pain, but it’s gradual enough to get used to.
I’m only on my second row when I feel his tongue press its tip into the top tip of the crack of my ass and move its way up my back until he reaches the back of my hair. He must have made his tongue wider, because I felt that shit around the sides of my belly and my shoulder plates. Discord, you fucking fiend!”
“Alright, dealer’s choice you said?”
I look up at him, and he looks as clean and proper as he did when he first appeared in my room. I give him a nod, anticipating what he’s about to do. At first, I feel his fur begin to mat down, adding to the moisture of his piss. The hairs then meld together, somehow forming a smooth skin all over his body like soft leather.
I know what he’s doing, and I want to have some fun before he completes his transformation. I climb over his green dragon’s legs, which is the same texture as his furry midsection, and swing myself over so my stomach is on his waist and my mouth his near his asshole. With my tips of my fingers on his rim, I pull them apart ever so teasingly, and it flexes inward to Discord’s moans.
His anus is warmer than his thighs, and it has a much rubberier versatility to it. I begin digging my face it, ensuring that my chin, nose, lips, and teeth also get to feel this. Discord’s transformation continued, and his stomach begins to swell like a balloon. It once felt firm with muscle, but it’s as if he was slowly getting pumped with cotton. The rest of his body begins to feel the same, and as his gut continues growing out, I can no longer get a god balance to continue my rimjob and I tumble off of him.
Once I get on my knees, I look over to Discord, who now resembles a life-size plushie of himself, albeit with a much rotund Elliot from Pete’s Dragon belly. Any signs of genitalia or an anus have disappeared, and he appears as lifeless as an actual doll, but this was all just a part of the game.
Getting onto my feet, I hop up a couple times on the bed before I make one big leap, belly flopping onto his stomach before rolling down to his chest and hugging the life out of its neck like the little boy I apparently am in this scenario. With the side my head beneath his throat, I could easily just fall asleep with him here and I’d consider this a perfect night, but it’s not perfect enough!
I pull his neck up so that his face is looking into me, his eyes beady and his mouth sewn shut. I smooch the bridge of his nose as I pet his neck from the top of his felt mane all the way to the bottom.
I then put my lips to his forehead like I’m going to tell him my deepest darkest secret. “Oh, how I wish you were real! I love you, Discord!”
I go back down and snuggle into his torso and that’s when the magic happens. I feel a prickly tingle on the parts of my skin in contact with him, soon feeling his chest lift me up and then back down with the breaths my stuffed animal coming to like takes. It’s a fantasy every kid has ever wanted to experience that I can live out any day, and it’s as enchanting and enthralling as the first.
The magic spreads throughout his body, his arms animating and laying themselves on my back, his neck shifting as he swallows something. Finally, his mouth opens up between the seams that outlined it as he shook his head and flopped his ears about in the most adorable way like he had been woken up after years of waiting someone to lift his curse.
Seeing him alive once again, I dive off his chest and hug him tightly around the neck, and he lets out an anguished chortle as he feels my full weight on his windpipe. “Oh, Discord! It’s really you!”
“You wished for me, didn’t you?” His voice is so sweet, I kind of want to cry.
“You love me, don’t you Discord?”
“Of course I do!” He hugs me back, and I feel a warmth rise up from inside his stuffing. If I wasn’t certain, I’d think it was glowing.
“I took myself off of him and looked at him with alarming frankness. “But seriously. You really do love me?”
Discord elastically stretched his arms around my neck and pulls me back into our embrace. “Shh shh shh… Don’t spoil the moment.” After a few moments, the lips of Discord’s mouth come so close to my ears that they only touch the hairs on them. “But yes. I do love you so very much.”
He nibbles my lobe then gives me three strong kisses on the side of my neck. And like that, I’m hard again.
“So,” he says to me, back in character, “now that I’m here, what do you like to do?”
It doesn’t take me long to resume our passion play. “I said I love you, but what if I…” I put my teeth on his cheekbone and only lightly bite down, and Discord sighs with genuine surprise. …love-love you?”
“Love-love?” My favorite part’s coming. “Is that like… like-like?”
“Kind of.” I push his arms away and sit back up so I can crawl around him back to his groin. “Like-like is basically love, right?”
“Oh?”
“But love-love is something like…” Putting my hands underneath his flabby gut where his sheath would be, and using my fingers to hold it up, I begin licking the bare, smooth spot. I shift forward and hug his belly tight as I press my hard-on against the base of his tail that contained a lack of an anus.
“Oh, my…” He really has the ‘feels like the first time’ thing down to a science. “I see, so if I did…”
A long mound pushed up from his waist against mine. Looking underneath me, I see as the tip of it sinks in to form a hole. As well, two lemon-sized lumps swelled up beneath the sheath. Yes, give it to me!
“But, it won’t be true love-love unless we…”
With my dick continuing to push against his tail, it finally begins to give way to me like dry sand. My pelvis finally blocks my further entry, but the cavern of his rectum continues to form inward, the walls tightening around my cock like a finger torture device of flesh.
“Yes, that’s it.” At this point, fuck character. I just want to be inside this draconequus all fucking night.
Pulling myself in and out, his sphincter holds me tight and refuses to let me leave. I moan high-pitched feminine moans, feeling pleasure like I’d never get on Earth or anywhere else in Equestria, and as I continue plowing him, his puffy stomach that I’ve bee holding too starts to recede back and get stiff with his muscles continuing to keep me close.
The scales and fur of his legs against my knees and lower thighs also becomes more defined, and the leathery skin of his body frays out into his clean, soft fur, that feels so wonderful. The styrofoamy feel of his balls against my upper abs now turns into something that I can only describe as two hardboiled eggs floating inside of a pair of coin purses, but they way that they both support me and form around my body is great.
Finally, once the gut has completely disappeared, the head of his dick peeks out of the sheath, almost shy and unaware of its surroundings. As if it recognizes me the same as a lovesick dog would, another foot or so shoots out from it and slithers its way toward my face. A perfect ending for a perfect night.
Carressing my hands on the shaft, I made love to Discord’s perky dickhole yet again. My dick was ready to explode, and my face smooshing hard into his head was only going to make it faster. I lean back and scream at the sky as I cum, hugging his stallionhood close and pressing my fingertips into it, unsure if either my own dick or balls could survive such an orgasm.
With each release, my grip on Discord’s hardness loosens, but my breathing refuses to settle. With a push of his ass, Discord squeezes my dick from his anus, which is slathered in my cum and sweat. My full weight is now leaning against his dick. I’m far too tired to continue going, but I don’t want to let it go. The flesh of his cock against my face and chest is the only thing I want to feel for the rest of my life in this very moment.
“Oh, you poor thing.” Though I still hold on, his dick elongates as it lifts me off his waist and drags me to my half of the bed as I continue to spoon it.
Discord rolls over to his side and continues watching over me as he strokes my hair with the tips of one of his talons. He then pets me down the curvature of my body down to my knees with the back of his hand. It’s not quite as soft and soothing as his lion’s paw, but the talon still belongs to Discord, and that’s good enough for me.
He must think I’m already asleep, as I feel his dick carefully slide back out from my weak, half-awake grasp and back into the sheath. Even the few moments I felt space between us made me frightened and vulnerable, and with as subtle a move as I could, I scooted over so my stomach was now touching his. I wish I could see his reaction, but I soon feel it as he curls his body so that his waist and tail wrap around my backside.
I’m now warm, I’m now safe, and though I already knew this, I was loved.
You’re the best, Discord.