[ A thousand years ago. Battle of Dullahan Keep on the border of the Dark Lands.]
A battle raged on into the approaching night. Dragon Kin and other monsters swarmed the walls, trolls and Orcs burst in from the Darklands on the far side of the breached wall falling on the Keeps defenders. A massive Green Dragon led the charge, perched on the remains of the wall she loomed over everything spitting fire and death indiscriminately while a magic aura of fear kept the defenders from regrouping.
It had seemed a rout, something the ponies would not be able to recover from. The loss was certain until a song had carried from the ESO stage in the center of the Keep where a show had been going on prior to the invasion. The voice of a singer breaking through the aura of fear the Dragon cast and giving the defenders a chance. One they readily took.
The Dragon's forces had been winning, but with the heart song filling the air, her aura was disrupted and the tide was turning in a way it shouldn't be. Out numbered and overpowered the Keeps defenders were pushing back the dark tide, rallied by the song.
“The Stars,
The Moon ,
They have all been blown out.
You left me in the dark.
No dawn,
No Day,
I'm always in this Twilight.
In the shadow of your heart.”
The dragon however had realized where the source of the new power had come from and dove off the wall. A gray unicorn who was barking orders to the other Guard present saw where the beast was headed and rapidly put up several Green shields pouring everything he had into them layering the magic above the stage.
The great beast was barely slowed, plowing through the shields and slamming hard into the stage. Its tail lashed out behind it destroying the remaining band that was trying to supply the music as it landed. The stage buckled sending the singer into the air like a tossed ball. Her mane and tail flowed behind her giving the impression of angelic wings. She closed her eyes as she rose, her magic flowing across the battlefield still.
The Dragon's claw whipped across before it, impacting the mare through another shield the Unicorn Guard had tried to raise. The strike sent the silver maned unicorn flying across the courtyard, her blood flowing in a arc from the wounds gashing deep in her onyx furred side before her limp form crashed into the stone wall of the keep with a sicking crunch.
The silent scream from Jer'rahd and Bleu were only drown out by the roar of the dragon and the crash of the instruments as it whipped it's tail again.
Rage flooded the gray unicorn's vision in a haze of red, the flare of similar hate was felt from the other side of the stage as the small blue scaled Dragon that was the singers partner roared, a sound rivaling that of the giant beast between them.
Neither hesitated, the two of them moved as one becoming a whirling dervish of death with a single goal between them. Lightning tore into the green beasts side, as Jer'rahd's own magic gripped blade carved gash after gash across the creatures underbelly and legs, his charge ending with his hooves connecting hard with the beasts back leg, shattering scales and drawing blood. He barely paused to hear the green dragon scream as he turned to attack again, his red bathed blade ripping through the thick scales of the green dragon as if they were not even there.
The smaller Dragon Bleu ripped and bit at the green Dragon's face clawing at it's eyes and ripping emerald scales and sprays of blood from the creatures head and neck.
The large Dragon took off into the air with a roar of pain and Jer'rahd once again felt claws grip his armor straps, hoisting him up into the air as well. Bleu rose carrying him up, chasing after the fleeing beast. Even with Jer'rahd's weight her rage fueled wings caught up and surpassed the wounded beast rather easily. Flying above it she dropped Jer'rahd onto its back before attacking it's head once more. Jer'rahd's blade tore into the creature's wings rending them to ribbons as he ran along the creatures spiny back. His hooves cracking and smashing scales and spines as he ran headed for the great Wyrm's head. He moved using his own magic shields to keep himself on the flailing beasts back bouncing off of them like a murderous pinball.
A great slash sliced through the dragon's wing completely, ending its flight, the beast screamed as it fell. Jer'rahd was flung clear as it spiraled down and was again caught by Bleu who dropped down after the creature tears streaming from her eyes and Jer'rahd's as rage continued to build in them. Jer'rahd's red eye glowed like a falling star as he streaked out of the sky after the falling beast.
The green dragon crashed to the ground crushing the remains of the stage, it quickly pushed itself back upright looking up and reading a blast to fry it's attackers.
Jer'rahd shrugged free of Bleu's grasp falling straight towards the creatures head. Four armored hooves slammed into the top of the Dragon's skull driving it's head into the cobblestone covered ground, the snap of its jaws and shower of shattered teeth bursting from the bloodied maw echoed across the courtyard like the sound of drums striking in time.
“The Stars,
The Moon ,
They have all been blown out.
You left me in the dark.
No dawn,
No Day,
I'm always in this Twilight.
In the shadow of your heart.”
Jer'rahd's eyes widened at the weak chorus as he shook off the impact of the blow, his legs felt like jelly, despite his landing being softened by the dragons head. Bleu slammed down onto the dragon just behind him, her claws gouging free the great beasts scales as she ripped along it toward its slowly opening eyes. The terror evident in the massive beast's gaze was short as one orb was filled with a blast of lightning and the other destroyed utterly by a blade stabbing through it deep into the creatures head.
The beast thrashed as it's skull lit up from the blast of lightning, its own death throws scattering the stages remains about the courtyard. Jer'rahd and Bleu were already off the creature, ripping through anything in their path towards where Platinum had struck the wall and fallen.
Another thunder of drums sounded in the air followed by the beat of wings, signaling the approaching brunt of the remaining 8th, reinforced by the the might of the 42d air wing. General Mustang charged at the head of the unit as it poured into the courtyard. The reinforcements slammed into the forces of the attackers that remained, giving no quarter and killing or trampling everything on this side of the wall, not letting a troll, Dragon Kin, or traitor live more than a few dozen paces past the wall.
Jer'rahd and Bleu skid to a halt at the side of the crumpled form of the onyx mare, just as the harp player managed the final notes of the song with a last few strums on the strings of her battered instrument before finally succumbing to her wounds as well.
Bleu fell to the ground next to the fallen mare, her form returning to the tiny blue Dragonling she was before she lifted her head and howled in pain. Her voice carrying the chime of the last harp notes as she cradled the still form of Platinum.
Jer'rahd took a tentative step forward looking down over Bleu's shoulder his expression grim.
“...Bleu please not so tight... I hurt everywhere.” Platinum gasped.
Jer'rahd's eyes widen before he whirled to the approaching Guard reinforcements bellowing out an order that sent several of the ponies called rushing his way.
“So how are they?” Celestia asked quietly as she sipped her tea.
“Surprisingly well given the extent of their injuries. The little Dragon is relatively unharmed. Major Kaisur, sorry, General Kaisur suffered a number of nasty injuries, but he is up and walking again already.” Luna explained sitting across the table from her sister looking over the reports.” I am seriously doubting he is a real Pony with all that has happened to him up til this point.”
“I do hope the rapid promotions do not go to his head, but if he keeps doing things like this we might need to invent new ranks for him to aspire too. Or we just name him a prince.” Celestia smirked as even Luna chuckled a little at that.” And Miss Scale?”
“The doctors thought she had died at least three times during the surgeries. She may have well succumbed if not for the intervention of Queen Velkorn. As it stands at least thirty percent of her bones have been broken or out right shattered, one lung was been punctured by a rib and she will have a great deal of scarring across her entire left side where the Dragon's claws hit her.” Luna listed. “With the damage she sustained I would dare say there was no way she should have been able to keep singing after the impact against the wall, but there are numerous accounts swearing the song did not stop until the Dragon was killed. Both Bleu and General Kaisur have said the same and the pair have been spending as much time with her as they can. The doctors are a little annoyed at this point by having to work around the pair. But it is not doing her any harm and after the General bounced an orderly down the hall who attempted to physically remove Bleu all of them are too scared to even try at this point.”
“And how do you feel about her?” Celestia asked refilling her tea cup.
“Given the nature of the attack and what we were able to decern out of Claymore, Rhede is quite skilled in that sort of thing mind you, we were able to find that the Flame party was largely involved, but also that we have some traitors here in Canterlot.“ Luna continued as if trying to force Celestia to a particular topic. “Rhede was quite insistent that the Order played a hoof in this. The few members we have arrested squealed like stuck Orcs and we have a laundry list of nobles to interrogate now.”
“Really? Well you seem to have that under control. Also that is not what I asked you.”Celestia smirked.
“I am getting to that. ”Luna snorted. “We owe the three of them a great deal as their contributions to the defense of the wall likely saved us from an outright invasion. Had Dullahan fallen it would have made a perfect staging point for an attack where we are the weakest with no natural defenses and nothing but farmland straight to Canterlot......”
“Lulu.....”
“Fine, I am rather excited that she survived. I was only witness to one of her performances and that there is now a chance to do so again is a great relief.” Luna rolled her eyes.” That said I have not had the chance to speak with her much since she is recovering. Why do you ask?”
“Because I think she might be what we were waiting for.” Celestia smiled. “Particularly with how well she seems to get along with our new General.”
[Canterlot Hospital]
“.... So they had him executed?” Platinum asked from her bed, opening her mouth for the small spoonful of mush that she was allowed to eat, and that Jer'rahd insisted he feed her.
“Yeah, really after a betrayal of that magnitude I doubt they would have done anything else.” Jer'rahd commented, resting in a chair at the side of her bed. “It's not something that happens very often, but with how many died and how close we were to losing there likely wasn't another option. Evidently the information he gave up under questioning was far more than expected and the tribunal had him put to death immediately.”
Jer'rahd had been out cold for about two weeks and the moment he woke up he had to be restrained from marching all the way up here to where Platinum was, two floors up in the hospital’s intensive care unit. He had blacked out upon reaching her door for another week after that and when he came to again he had been moved to the room next to hers simple because his first attempt had opened a number of his injuries as well as causing a number of new ones on the staff that tried to stop him.
“Couldn't have happened to a nicer pony.” Bleu grumbled from where she was curled up at the foot of the bed.
Jer'rahd looked around the rather empty room with a small sigh, as he scooped up some more of the mashed oats, the spoon held in his magic. Aside from the flowers and a few other gifts he and Bleu had brought her, and the rather sizable pile of things from various fans, there was nothing from any of Platinum's family. He had sent word to them weeks ago and had not received any sort of response.
He had asked Bleu about it and the little Dragon told him not to bother. Platinum was some what estranged from her family. Her parents and the rest of the Scale family were accountants or were fully involved in money. The one black sheep that wanted to go into singing was largely written off.
Having dealt with the Bluebloods Jer'rahd could understand how one part of the family might ignore another part, but not how some one could simply give up their foal for doing something they loved, let alone ignore the fact their daughter had been grievously injured.
He tried discussing it with Platinum though she seemed dismissive of it, as if it was something that no longer bothered her. Still she hadn't wished to talk about it further and he hadn't pressed.
“Heh, I suppose not.” Jer'rahd responded to Bleu as he offered a last spoonful to Platinum, his ears perked as there was a knock at the door. “Ahh that should be them.”
“Them who?” Bleu asked lifting her head.
“Couple of friends of mine. One of them is a fan of yours Bleu.” Jer'rahd chuckled. “Come in!”
The door opened admitting a large red Earth pony wearing the large red robes of a Royal Ambassador. A Zebra mare with a pair of large saddle bags covered with pouches marked with various medical patches of several dozen different cultures and races. And a gray Pegasus mare dressed in Guard blues who seemed rather annoyed..
Platinum looked up from there bed where she was wrapped in a number of bandages with an iv or three in one arm.
“Platinum, Bleu. This is Rhede Pelt, Velkorn, and Starfall Silvertail.” Jer'rahd waved a hoof, pointing to each in turn as he spoke. “Guys, these are Platinum and Bleu Scale.”
“Charmed.” Rhede smiled. “Hey.” Starfall chimed in. “We have met before when you were barely there, tis nice to see you again as an intact mare.” Velkorn added.
“You're friends with the Queen of the Zebralands, her adviser, and the mare who preformed a sonic rain boom?” Platinum muttered glancing at Jer'rahd as Bleu simple stared at the trio.
“The idiot here also has the ears of both Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. Given he's been made one of Luna's five Generals.“ Starfall added with an eye roll as Jer'rahd sighed rubbing the back of his neck with a hoof.
“I am not comfortable with that promotion.” Jer'rahd muttered.
“Yes well too bad Jer, you got it. With what's coming they needed a fifth and no other pony has done anything remotely like what you've done.” Rhede smirked.
“Damn Boss, you do know how to pick them.” Bleu whistled looking back at Jer'rahd and Platinum as both ponies turned a bit red.
“ I trained him well.” Rhede grinned.
“This was not the introduction I had in mind.” Jer'rahd sighed.
[ Seven months later]
“Score?” Jer'rahd growled.
“Twenty seven to five, she's kicking yer flank across the field.” Bleu chuckled.
“Again.” Jer'rahd grumbled.
“Much as I enjoy smacking you around Jer'rahd. Haven’t you had enough for one day?” Starfall asked . “I've had worse.”
“I'd say you lie, but I saw you at Camp Geode, not to mention how you looked coming back from Dullahan. Fine, I figure I have a few more rounds in me.” Starfall grind. “ After all how many ponies can say they can knock the crap out of the Demon of Dullahan consistently?”
“ Don't call me that and just start already Starfall. Not like there is much else to do while waiting for what ever we are supposed to be doing.” Jer'rahd grumbled.
“Fine, you asked for it.” Starfall grinned.
Platinum giggled a little as the pair started sparing again. She was a lot better now, though Velkorn was rather insistent that she stay off her hooves for a while longer yet and not engage in any sort of exercise. Bleu had of coursed chimed in that the plan was to wait until marriage any way for any real exercise, which brought a blush to her face and a smile to the Zebra.
Still she supposed she was part of this little group now. The ESO was pretty much a lost cause. Most of the performers had been killed and it was getting hard to find any one who wanted to risk preforming with the organization with the talk of war running rampant.
Still her survival kept the group alive, or rather who her new contacts were. She had met both Princesses, not for the first time, but this had been on a more personal level. She had been visited by Princess Luna and had played chess with Princess Celestia. Well more she had played keep Bleu from eating the gem stone chess set that Princess Celestia played with, but it had been nice. Celestia had even agreed to increase the ESOs funding as a favor to her. That more than anything else kept the relief group going even if the entertainment part was currently mothballed. She was quite thankful for that at least.
She was not quite as thankful for the nickname the press had given her and Jer'rahd.
The Demon of Dullahan, had a nice ring too it, but he seemed upset by it so she didn't bring it up much.
Particularly since her new nickname gained a similar disapproval from her.
The Siren of Dullahan.
Clearly whoever coined that nickname had not paid attention in school. Sirins were mythical seapony like creatures that lured early mariners to their deaths until they were banished by Starswirl the Bearded. It bothered her a little to think such history was forgotten, but she also had to remind herself that she had been a member of Celestia's School for a little while and even afterward her education was the best bits could buy until she decided to be a singer.
She winced as Starfall trounced Jer'rahd again, a small smirk crossing her face as Bleu laughed.
“Honestly I thought you told me you were a skilled fighter.” Platinum called out.”All I’m seeing is a mare smaller than you bounce you around the field like you just learned which end of the sword was pointy.”
Jer'rahd glared over to Platinum where she sat in the wheel chair a look of hurt indignation on his face as she stuck her tongue out at him. Starfall just laughed.
Platinum teased him yes, but watching the two of them fight she was in awe, a bit scared, and a little depressed. Some of the things these two were doing were far beyond anything she had even heard of. Multiple shields, a swarm of weapons, Starfall could move fast enough to look like she was in two places at once. Jer'rahd broke countless training blades with the strength of his swing, no matter if he was using magic, his teeth or even his tail.
These were very dangerous ponies, and she felt a little upset that she was no where near this skilled at anything save maybe singing, yet she had never felt safer or more appreciated before in her life than she was with them. Save maybe Rhede she caught that stallion looking at her flank far too often.
“Hehe don't crush his ego too hard boss, I don't think he's got much left after this.” Bleu chimed in.
“You want me to what?” Platinum asked in shock as the rest of the group looked on with varying levels of worry.
“I would like you and Bleu to accompany every pony into the Darklands.” Princess Celestia stated again.
“Princess I do not approve of this. Only two of us are military combatants. Maybe three if Rhede hasn't been slacking.” Jer'rahd protested getting a glare from the large stallion.
“Whether you approve or not it's not your choice General. It is hers. “ Celestia added gesturing to Platinum. “The mission is necessary and Luna shall be accompanying you. I expect your strength will be more than adequate to protect the three civilians in your party... and Rhede. And that is if she even needs protecting, she does control a dragon after all.”
The group of them look over to Bleu who had been stuffing her face with Celestia's chess set while the others were distracted. The sudden silence caused her to look up with a mouth full of black rook.
“Whaf?” Bleu asked with a mouthful of onyx.
“.....She can ask a Dragon nicely to do something.” Celestia corrected, grabbing Bleu in her magic and dropping the Dragonling back in Platinum's lap.
“I'm not worried about my safety Princess.” Platinum added, smirking over at Jer'rahd who tries to not look flushed at the look, despite winding up looking even more flushed. “I am just uncertain as to why?”
“You are quite skilled in magic Miss Scale, while no combat mage, you did have some schooling with the School for Gifted Unicorns.........”
“Only a bit, and that was just the preliminary magical kindergarten and the grades leading up to the test....” Platinum sighed.
“Well still, aside from my sister this party is rather light on magical power.” Celestia listed.” There are other reasons of course, but I have waited until you healed up before suggesting this mission. I would like you to go, but unlike the others I cannot order you, Bleu, nor Velkorn to accompany them. The choice is yours.”
“Two war heroes, a Princess, an Ambassador, a Queen,a singer and her Dragon walk into the Darklands.... Sounds like the start of some joke.” Platinum chuckled.
Platinum wrapped a hoof around Bleu who was still eying the chess set as she considered. She wasn't sure why she was included in this little trip, she was just a singer, she didn't have any training in anything like the others. Even Velkorn had more skill at survival than she did. She would be the weakest link in this chain. She wasn't happy with that but the Princess thought she would be useful on the trip and far be it for her to deny one of the Princesses, besides Jer'rahd was going to be going and with how often he was around lately it would feel odd to not have him around for a while.
“Ehh alright Princess. Mostly because some one needs to keep Jer in line.”Platinum smiled.
Jer'rahd snorted and rolled his eyes at that, getting a giggle from Bleu.
“So what are we after any way?” Starfall asked.
“A book. Rhede would you mind telling them?” Celestia asked.
“The Book of Blue...” Rhede began.
“I wrote a book?” Bleu asked.
“Blue not Bleu” Rhede snorted.
“Sounded the same to me.” Platinum chuckled.
“Ugh. Is this going to go on for long? Is it pick on Rhede day?”
“Every day is pick on Rhede day.” Jer'rahd added getting a few snickers from the others..
“Okay is it out of your system now?””Rhede sighed.” Okay good. The short of it is we are going after some rather potent artifacts and according to the Princesses the last place they saw it was a Castle that was located in the Dark lands.”
“Not to interrupt your pace, but who would make a home in that accursed place?” Velkorn asked.
“An old mad god by the name of Discord.” Princess Luna added.
“Is it too late to change my mind?” Platinum asked.
[Dullahan]
“Good to see you're alive Sergeant.” Jer'rahd smirked looking at Buttercup who had come to greet the small group in the courtyard.
“You as well General, though it's Commander now. They gave me a rather sizable promotion and put me in charge of the air wing here as well as Dullahan itself. Don't suppose you had anything to do with that sir?” Buttercup questioned with a small smile.
“I simply pointed out that you were one of the ones who was calling Mustang out on his bullshit.” Jer'rahd smirked his gaze going to the monument standing in the center of the courtyard with a small sigh. Platinum and Bleu were both over there reading it. “ You put the names of the ESO members lost on there too?”
“They helped defend this place as much as any one else did.” Buttercup sighed. “I never thought I would see Platinum return here though, particularly not part of this expedition. Are you two doing alright...?”
“I would say so” Jer'rahd smirked.” How about you and your 'saved seat' Everything going well?”
“Heh, yes sir.... we're doing fine. Though who is the other mare with you I don't recognize her.”
Jer'rahd sighed having no idea how this was working.
The gray unicorn glanced back at the black pelted blue haired unicorn, who nodded in response to being mentioned. Jer'rahd was completely disgusted to be honest, the disguise was lame, there was no other word for it. Her coat color had changed a little to solid black, from a nearly black purple, her hair no longer looked like it was made of magic but it still fluttered on it's own at times. Princess Luna wore a blanket and saddle bags over her wings and on top of all a simple pair of glasses. Her armor, body size, stature, and cutie mark had not been changed at all. She looked just like herself with black fur instead of purpley blue or what ever that color was.
Only an idiot wouldn't recognize her as the Princess and that was what had happened with EVERY SINGLE pony they had come across.
Jer'rahd was losing his mind that it worked.
Platinum had loved it, citing that hiding in plain sight had a sort of appeal to it.
None of the others seemed bothered by it, at least not to the level Jer'rahd was.
The worst part was how well it worked, no pony seemed to know who she was even if they noticed her wings and horn. The first few times Jer'rahd just thought they were playing along, but entire groups of ponies they had met during their stop overs on the way to the wall did not recognize her. It worked well enough that Platinum had tried it, doing little more than shorting her mane and making it match the color of her coat. Nothing seemed to change until she put on a pair of glasses herself. Jer'rahd flat out refused to admit how cute she looked with them on , but only because he was trying to complain about the impossible disguises.
It worked for her too, a few of the ponies they met were even bold enough to hit on the pair until a glare from himself or Starfall ran them off. Of course Rhede was not helping, often he wandered off with some mare that caught his eye and needed to be dragged back to the group. Usually Velkorn did it as she seemed more than happy to ruin his flirting attempts. He understood why the Princess did not want to be known heading off with such a small group, but at the same time it was driving him mad how no pony was seeing through the lame disguises.
“She trust worthy?” Buttercup leaned in and whispered causing Jer'rahd to flatten his ears, that even the normally sharp pegasus was fooled by the disguise grated him hard.”I'm already leery of letting civilians know about this with Miss Scale and her partner.”
“Princess Luna would not have sent her along if she was not trustworthy Commander.” Jer'rahd spoke through gritted teeth.
“ If you say so sir.” Buttercup nodded. “This way then I have the map room already set up.”
[ Darklands]
Platinum could admit when she was in way over her head.
This was decidedly one of those times. She had only understood a smattering of what was said in the meeting. Something about a cursed map and time not working as it should in the Darklands. Supposedly they couldn't teleport to the castle due to the chaotic magic of the place, but they could teleport away from it. That pretty much killed any of her basic magic school understanding of what was happening.
Then of course they had entered the place and things went even crazier.
A massive turtle had attacked the group and the few spells she knew that were offensive were barely noticed by the massive thing. She felt a little better seeing Princess Luna's spells having just as paltry an effect,but not by much.
Bleu was dealing with everything better than she was and she felt , not for the first time she wasn't supposed to be here, Celestia's old age must have been catching up with her at this point to think sending the singer was a good idea. She hung back taking small potshots at the creatures eyes and head her best efforts not even noticed by the Tank.
Things went from bad to worse when she watched Jer'rahd's sword shatter against the armored eye of the monster and then the massive thing ate him.
She cried out in panic as did the rest of the group, though then things got weird.
The creature's eyes bulged and it started making gasping sounds before it started to claw at it's own throat, flailing in a panic as it attacked it's neck choking and gasping for air it didn't seem to be able to get as it tore out it's own throat.
As it crashed to the ground she could see a glow of green through the rents in it's neck. After a few moments of it laying still the green faded there was a great deal of cursing and a equine figure pulled itself out of the mess that remained of the tank's neck, coughing and sputtering.
“JER! Are you hurt?” Platinum darted up as he stumbled out of the neck of the dead tank, still cursing up a storm. She skidded to a halt and slowly backed away one hoof to her nose.” Oh wow, you smell like an exploded fruit cart.”
“Thanks... no I’m fine.... I don't think I’ll ever be able to eat another orange though...... and my swords busted......I hope this crap doesn't stain.” Jer'rahd grumbled. Trying to shake the muck free of his fur before he smiled. “What no big hug for me seeing me still alive?”
“Maybe after you get a bath.” Platinum chuckled.
“Cripes when he wants to kill something he doesn't buck around.” Bleu whistled as she glided in to land near the pair, the rest of the group not far behind.
“I am truly impressed you managed to kill it General... well make it kill itself any way.” Luna commented.
“Please stop being impressed Princess and help me find a lake or something.” Jer'rahd sighed.
“If Princess Celestia was here I'd suggest just tossing him in the air and seeing if he found a lake that way.” Platinum giggled, yelping and hopping away as Jer'rahd wrung out his mane in her general direction.
“Sorry Jer. I've not seen any water any where around here yet.” Rhede sighs. “Not even a puddle.”
“While I regret your covered in Skuzz, does any one else hear a buzz?” Velkorn asked.
“Now that you mention it? “Starfall comments as her ears perk a look of horror crossing her face. “What is that?... GAHH!!!!!!”
Starfall took off fast enough to leave a mini rain boom in her wake. The rest of the group looked confused, save Jer'rahd who was still trying to get the gunk from the tank from his eyes.
A swarm of bright balls with wings flutter through the air and descend on the body of the tank in a veritable tornado of cooing fluff. The air is filled with the slurp and crunch of flesh being devoured as the swarm converged the body of the tank completely skinning the massive creature down to the bone in moments.
Platinum's horn glowed and a silver shield quickly forms over the group as the parasprite swarm dips down trying to engulf Jer'rahd as well. After a few bounces off the shield they gave up and flew back off into the forest.
“What the heck was that?” Bleu demanded.
“A parasprite swarm. One bigger than I have seen before.” Luna admitted as Platinum let her shield fall.
“ Where'd Starfall go?” Rhede asked.
“She took off at the sight of the Sprites, never have I seen some one in such a fright.” Velkorn stated staring at the sky.
“We should wait here until she gets back. A Giant shell will make a good land mark we can set up camp here. It'll give me time to clean up and collect the bits of my sword.” Jer'rahd sighed.
“The sword your grandfather left you.... are you going to be alright Jer?” Platinum asked casting a few cleaning cantrip spells to at least help get some of the gunk from his fur.
“I'll be fine. It was an old blade that I shouldn't have relied on this much, I have a spare and a ax in my bag I can use. So it's not an emergency. Still with the danger we have already faced I’d feel a bit better if we had gotten you some armor as well Platinum.”
“Really? You'd give up the chance to stare at my rump as I’m walking, just to cover it in metal?” platinum scoffed.
“If it helped ensure that your flank remained intact for me to ogle later, I'd suffer for a bit.” Jer'rahd grinned getting a blush from the dark mare.
“By the stars get a room you two.” Rhede snapped.
“Alright we'll take inside the shell for the night and you can sleep out here Rhede.” Jer'rahd smirked.
“I may be able to help with that.” Luna says off hoofed.
“Thank you Princess but I assure you he doesn't need any help.” Platinum grinned making Jer'rahd blush.
“What? Oh, wait, no no no.” Luna stammered looking flushed herself. “ I meant with the armor. Tank bones are perhaps the strongest material that exists.....”
“And it got all technical just as it was getting good. I'm gonna go see if I can spot Starfall.” Bleu pouted taking to the air.
“Quit staring.” Bleu grumbled slapping Jer'rahd in the back of the head.
“Nope.” Jer'rahd stated flatly still staring at Platinum.
He was reluctant to call it armor. Certainly it covered her legs up to her trunk, though the bone white material looked more like stockings than proper armor. Her chest was well covered and to be honest the only bit of black fur that Jer'rahd could see on his mare friend's head was the tips of her ears and her jaw where the skeletal helm didn't cover. Her tail stuck out of the back the armor, the silvery strands swishing over her tightly clad rump. The armor had two parts really the under armor and the outer armor. The bone white outer armor protected her legs, her head, and chest with a thicker layer of bone like armor. The rest of it was a skin tight body suit that seemed to cling to her tighter than her own fur did. The only spots not covered in bone were the joints of her legs and around her neck. She seemed to have no issue moving , though Jer'rahd did and had promptly sat down pulling his saddlebags into his lap.
Rhede likely would have been staring too though he was drug off by Velkorn, in protest to help set up the camp.
“So how is it?” Luna panted a little.
“Well I can move alright though it is a little tight.” Platinum commented.
“Where at, perhaps I can fix it.”Luna commented
“All of it.” Platinum muttered. “I've worn body paint that felt more covering......” Platinum grumbled ignoring Bleu and Jer'rahd as the former tried to cover the latters eyes with limited success. “I think it might cause issues traveling with the guys but....... wait, what happened to you!?”
As Platinum yelped both Bleu and Jer'rahd ceased their fighting to take in the sight of the Princess. She seemed to have shrunk, where she once was Rhede's height, if not a bit taller, she was now a little shorter than Jer'rahd and barely larger than Starfall. Her mane and tail had also ceased blowing as if in a divine wind and were little more than a normal, if still a pretty, grayish blue.
“It seemed I may have used up more power than I would have liked making that.” Luna muttered She sighed standing up and winding up being a little shorter than Platinum even despite still retaining her horn and wings.
Everyone simply stared at her and she grew a little more self conscious the more she was stared at.
“What is it?” Luna growled lightly.
“By the stars you are ADORABLE!!” Platinum squeed.
[ Later that night on the paired watch.]
“I still think this was a mistake.” Platinum sighed softly.
“What was?” Starfall asked, the mare having been mostly quiet since her return. The pegasus was highly embarrassed about her fear of the parasprites though no one seemed to hold it against her, not even Bleu.
Rhede and Velkorn had the first watch, Jer'rahd and Luna the last which left Starfall and Platinum in the middle, Bleu stayed with Platinum , but at the same time she remained curled up trying to sleep on the now armored mares back.
“Me coming out here. I'm not even sure why I’m here. I don't really have anything to add to the party. I don't have any survival skills, my magics basic at best and the last time I got into a fight it was with a house spider and I lost.” Platinum explained. “Now Luna's weakened trying to help protect me. I'm making things worse.”
“Yep.” Starfall agreed looking over the edge of her wing blade wondering if it needed sharping.
“ Well you didn't have to agree with me.” Platinum let out a huff.
“Well you didn't say anything that's not correct.” Starfall added.” Well save for one bit.”
“And what was that?” Platinum sighed, rather used to snarky comments from Bleu , though the reserved Starfall poking fun at her was a bit more painful.
“You said you didn't add anything to the party. That parts not true.” Starfall explained. “ First off. Princess Celestia asked you to come for a reason and Princess Luna was okay with it, that means they know something we don't. Second you managed to make the trail rations we brought actually taste like food somehow and not old hay, that's some weird sort of magic there...”
“It's just a small spell for spice it doesn't really add anything to it....” Platinum added, she only knew how to cook due to Bleu and trying to make food the little dragon would eat when she was younger.
“Princess Luna said that shield of yours kept the parasprites off everyone, so while I don't expect you to defend us from a tank attack Jer'rahd's shield spells are not that secure. His are like the bone in that armor of yours, while yours seem more like the black material. Not as good , but still protective. Add in the little spells you have here and there, that cleaning cantrip the flavor adjustment. You're making the trip more bearable for every pony else even if you aren’t adding anything meaningful to it.”
“Yes well provided I didn't doom every one by making Luna weak.” Platinum sighed.
“She's fine.” Starfall stated. “She's a goddess who moves the moon, I seriously doubt the Princess burned up all her reserves just making armor.”
Platinum considered this for a moment.” Alright but why would she act like she is weaker?”
“Distraction for some enemy we don't know about?” Starfall shrugged. “ I can't even hazard a guess.”
“It's like she's trying to be more relateable, like she's one of us....” Platinum considered.
“Maybe.” Starfall admitted. “ Though there is one more thing you add to.”
“Hmm what's that?” Platinum asked.
“Rhede mentioned it and I noticed it too. I've only known Jer'rahd since boot camp and he's always been a dour, angry, and near depressive pony with only a few small bits of sarcastic cheer here and there. He's always serious, always on duty... except now he's not. He's mellowed out a bit, he's not as high strung as he was and the only thing that's changed to bring this about has been you.”Starfall explained. “ He's almost... happy. And that's something I didn't think I’d ever see from him.”
“Seriously?” Platinum blinked.
“Indeed.” Starfall nodded with a small smirk of her own.” That said you hurt him and they'll be a line of ponies who will kick your flank from here to Tartarus.”
Platinum smiled. “It's nice to see he has such good friends.”
“Mmm” Starfall agreed as they waited out the rest of their watch in silence save a little dragon's snoring.
“Are you still staring at my flank?” Platinum asked as the group made their way through the odd sections of the Darklands still trying to follow the map.
“I think you should worry more if I ever stop staring at your flank when you're wiggling it at me like that.” Jer'rahd chuckled, shifting the large club he had made from a claw bone of the tank. It was a bit unwieldy, but a tree had eaten his ax when he tried to get firewood, and he had already broken his spare sword in a fight with some sort of giant electric ferret.
“Is there anything worse than being on a trip with a newly dating couple?” Rhede grumbled.
“Probably a newly wed couple.”Starfall stated.
“Or a new set of parents.” Luna added.
“At least with the last you could say, the foal would distract them part of the day.” Velkorn sighed.
“All of you shut the buck up, this is adorable.” Bleu grumbled from her perch on Luna's back.
Princess Luna sighed,.” Look this is important. The Dark Lands are an ever changing mess of chaos, one could trot for leagues and see the same trees you have been passing all day or take two steps and be in a completely different biome or time zone. The map is supposed to guide us on the safest path, though as you have seen it is still not a safe path. At the very least it should take us a day or two to reach our destination. Then we can grab the books and I can send us all home. We can complain about the two of them at our leisure there.”
“OK Velkorn, what are these things supposed to be again?” Rhede muttered flicking his tail and sending a little green creature flying off into the river.
“Gummy Gators, I think, perhaps it was a mistake to stop for a drink.” Velkorn sighs pulling another of the little reptiles off her hoof.
Reminds me of you when you just hatched and hadn't gotten your teeth yet.” Platinum smirked not having any issues with them through her armor.
“Well considering that they are either trying to eat me, breed with me, or drink my blood by sucking it through my spines, I am inclined to agree we should have skipped this.” Bleu sighed.
The group looked over at the dozen or so tiny toothless gators had latched onto Bleu, before their gaze turned to Luna. The only part of the mare they could see was one twitching hoof under the pile of green gators. Starfall and Jer'rahd both were doing their best to fling them clear only for more and more to show up from the river as they worked to free Luna.
“Soo, I guess they really like the Princess.” Platinum chuckled.
[Another night, another camp. ]
“So you expect me to talk?” Rhede asked.
“No mister Pelt I expect you to die!” Rhede responded in a fake deep voice waving a hoof for emphasis and adding in a bad attempt at an evil laugh. “Then he turns this strange gem laser thing and starts cutting the table I am strapped top up from between my legs.”
“No way that happened Rhede.” Starfall snorted.
“Seriously a line that bad could not be said with a straight face.” Bleu muttered as Platinum nodded.
“I swear on Princess Luna's cutie mark it is all true.” Rhede admitted.
“Rhede if you do not get your hoof off my flank I will remove it at the shoulder.” Luna cursed glaring at Rhede.
“Oops.”Rhede grind before Velkorn smacked him in the back of the head
“So this is what its like to fly then?” Rhede asks.
“I think its more that we are falling up Rhede.” Jer'rahd comments from slightly below him.
[“Some pony get me down from here?”] Velkorn screams.
“What did she say?” Jer'rahd asked.
“You really need to learn Zebra Jer.” Rhede sighs.
“Yeah yeah.”
[“HAAAALP!!” ] Velkorn screams flailing around above them.
“ I understood that.” Jer'rahd pointed out.
“Well that one was obvious.” Platinum sighed from where she was drifting nearby.
“Wow she does not like flying.” Rhede commented.
“Like I said, It's more like slowly falling up.” Jer'rahd corrected.
The three earth bound ponies, and zebra floated lazily up into the air as the fliers race up after them trying to catch the three before they drift up into space.
Princess Luna was rather surprised at how well this trek was going. Aside from the disaster of the tank,and the other oddities things had been going smoothly. The group had even stopped calling her Princess and was getting a bit more familiar. Granted it had been Bleu who stopped first and Platinum who kept it up, followed by Rhede and Velkorn. Starfall and Jer'rahd were still stubbornly sticking to the title, but given they were Guard she doubted it would ever be fully shaken. They at least were more open with her now in conversations and had stopped guarding their words, so it was something.
It had been a long time since any one other than her sister had called her by her name with no title or honorifics.
It felt … nice.
The weirdness of this place however did not feel nice, particularly when they wound up as something else.
“Jer'rahd are you staring at my flank again?” Platinum asked.
“Maybe.”
“Jer we don't even know what sort of creatures we are at the moment.” Platinum offered.
The six of them of them had turned into some sort of odd bipedal hairless and tailless Diamond Dog looking things after being forced over the line of one of the weird sectioned area. The whole landscape seemed to be put together like a jigsaw puzzle at times with each piece consisting of a differing terrain effect, or whatever.
Luckily the gear they wore seemed to adjust itself to their new forms, though the armor she had made for Platinum seemed to cling even tighter to certain parts of the mares body like this. Something Jer'rahd had quickly noticed. Rhede was oddly distracted by the fact that Luna and Velkorn had nothing but their saddlebags on. Luna felt oddly uncomfortable with the staring and Velkorn had slapped a blindfold on the big stallion.
Luna herself wondered about the odd sacks of flesh on their chest and why Velkorn had a much darker flesh tone and larger bags than any pony else. From what she could see of Platinum her skin was a olive sort of brown, while Jer'rahd had a reddish brown hue. Starfall and Rhede were both a pinkish coloration with Starfall being a bit darker than red. Her own skin was pale enough to be white. Given their coat colors before changing none of it made much sense.
“Yes well my eyes keep getting drawn to either your rear or your chest and I'm not even a hundred percent sure why.” Jer'rahd admitted.
“Do we need to blindfold you like we did Rhede?” Platinum grumbled.
“Unlike Rhede I'm still able to walk on my own. So no.” Jer'rahd huffed.
“I only walked into one tree thank you.” Rhede protested.
“Seriously can we just focus on getting out of this area. I'm really tired of being a dog!” Bleu snorted.” Why am I even a dog when you all became those monkey things?”
The seventh member of their group was a tiny little blue point colored canine with a longish body and a fluffy butt with no tail. Starfall had identified her as a Corgi.
“Really Bleu with how you are some time, it's little surprise you became a b...” Platinum grinned.
“You finish that sentence and I will bite you.” Bleu growled.
“My ankles quiver in fear from the nipping.” Platinum giggled before yelping as Bleu ran at her.
“OK, so who are are you?” asked Jer'rahd from Platinum's Body.
“But I'm sooo sexy!!” complained Bleu from Rhede's body.
[“Some pony get me down from here?”] shouted Velkorn from Starfall's body above the others, wings flapping madly, both trying to get to the ground and not crash at the same time.
“Open my wings up dammit, do not crash or so help me...GAHH!!” Starfall in Bleu's body winced at the thud of her body hitting the ground. “Okay that does not count against my never crashed record! I was not flying me.”
[“Ow.”] Velkorn winced from inside Starfall's body.
“Oh wow.. My flank does look good.” Platinum quipped from Jer'rahd's body, staring at her own ass as Jer'rahd turned to glare back at her from in her body.
“Seriously?” Jer'rahd asked from Platinum's body.
“Yup... hey can you wiggle my rear a bit I wanna see how that looks and how insane I'm making you.” Platinum from inside Jer'rahd's body asked with a lecherous grin.
“All you need to do to figure that out is look down.” Jer'rahd grumbled from inside Platinum's form with embarrassment.
“Do what....?” Platinum asked looking down between Jer'rahd's legs his face turning red.” Oh damn........”
“OK, tell me again what happened to you Princess?” questioned Starfall from Bleu's body as the tried to ignore the others.
“Oh, it seems I switched with myself.” said Luna from her own body.
“By the stars, I hate this place. BLEU STOP THAT!!” Rhede shouted from Velkorn's body.
“Hey does this count for you getting inside of Velkorn, if you know what I mean?” Bleu asks from Rhede's body wiggling his eyebrows at him.
“Some one please shut her up?” Rhede groaned from Velkorn's body.
Once again the group found themselves sitting around a fire burning in the night, this time in a odd tree village they had come across. A village full of little tribal teddy bear looking things with bows and spears. Of course this wasn't their camp, and the teddy bears had been rather hostile at first.
“So I say oatmeal are you crazy?!” Bleu crowed getting a laugh from the gathered swarm of bears and a small head shake from Starfall. The pegasus glanced over to the unreadable face of Jer'rahd and the amused expression on the dark furred Platinum.
“OK, let me get this straight. They are little teddy bear things right?” Starfall asked.
“Right. Pretty sure they are called something else, but their language is all gurgles and growls to me.”Jer'rahd agreed.
“And they tried to eat us when they first met us, right?” Starfall asked.
“Right again, Starfall.” Luna sighed.
“And they think Bleu is a goddess because she fried a few of them with lightning right?” Starfall commented.
“Right.” Platinum chuckled.
“So why did we agree to stay here again for the night and join their party? Seems a little dangerous.”Starfall pointed out.
“Because Goddess Bleu demanded they put Rhede in a dress and make him dance for her.” Luna smirked looking out over the fire to the large clear section of the wooded village that Rhede was currently dancing around in wearing nothing more than a grass skirt.
“Oh …. OK, I can handle this then.” Starfall laughed noting the bit of drool coming from Velkorn's lips as she watched Rhede.
“Seriously hate this place.” Rhede shouted.
“SHUT UP AND DANCE, HAHAHHAHAHA!!” Bleu cackled.
“YUB YUB!!” scream the teddy bears in agreement.
“Perhaps I should have a word with her later about letting all that power go to her head?” Platinum smirked.
“It's fine, let him dance a bit.” Jer'rahd grinned.
[Another night, another camp, though one devoid of teddy bears this time.]
“Fine Platinum since you and Starfall are so insistent. I will answer, but you will then tell me about why your family has disowned you. And why you joined the Guard” Luna snorted looking between the two mares who had been, not so subtly prodding her for info.” If we are talking about uncomfortable subjects after all.”
“..........alright Luna. Ugh. The price of my curiosity it seems. Bleu knows this and Jer knows some any way.” Platinum sighed.
“I.... fine....” Starfall sighed sparing a glare at Platinum for convincing her to try and get Luna to talk.
“You asked for something private, you should expect to give back in return. Why you wish to know I am clueless however.” Luna sighs.
“Just hoping to understand you a bit better is all Luna.”Platinum commented. “ Rhede and Jer talk about their foal hood, usually in quaint anecdotes....”
“We're quaint now?” Rhede questioned as Jer'rahd shook his head.
“Starfall tends not to shut up when you bring Cloud Dancer up.”Platinum continued.
“I'm not that bad...” Starfall added not noticing every one else in the party nodding in agreement.
“... and well you're kind of a mystery in that regards.” Platinum shrugged.
The group had gathered around the fire early in the night and as usual talk started, though this time Platinum and Bleu had teemed up and started to steer it towards Luna's early life and what came up was her first love. The mood was pleasant enough till then, after the question was asked however you could have made ice cubes in the air around Luna. Rhede and Jer'rahd had the decency to at least move away to the other side of the camp and pretend not to be interested in any of the questioning, though they had at least one ear perked the whole time.
“My first serious love was one of my guards. I had crushes and interests before much as every other young mare, but this was the first real love. The last of my good friends had died, it is one of the prices of being a goddess that you will outlive everyone around you save other gods, and I will add now, most of them are jerks. It was barely a hundred years after the Discordian war, the land was for the most part peaceful again. This left me little to pull me away from what I had lost, even my sister could not keep my spirits up. I stayed in my quarters all the time simply moping, I suppose is the word. There was one guard that was assigned to protect me who took it into his head that his mission was to cheer me up. He tried simply talking to me at first and I largely ignored his banter. He switched to jokes, strange tales and other absurd viewings of the world. It seems he took my silence as a invitation to continue. It got to the point where if the day was not filled with his rambling it seemed odd. He brought sweets from the kitchen for me, even though I simply could have ordered them and he would get in trouble if he was caught filching. Eventually he started with the pranks. Tia had always been a fan of that type of humor, but it was never something I could bring myself to try and enjoy. The first ones were rather simple, items moved from where they were supposed to be, a blade glued into its scabbard. It eventually got more complex including one instance where he managed to get the Guard Captains entire office glued upside down to the ceiling. He was a rather creative earth pony, he took the punishment without any issue, seeming to consider that I had yet to smile worse than any thing his superiors could dish out. Some of the jokes did get a small smile or two from me, but it seemed he wanted more than just that.”
The group watched noting the soft smile Luna offered as she stares into the fire. The entire area was silent save the crackling blaze.
“Eventually he got the idea to set a bucket of mashed alfalfa on top of a door ready to douse any who walked into the hall to come into my chambers. Perhaps he thought to only catch a maid or his replacement for the next shift, but this time Tia had decided to come pay me a visit. The look on his face when my sister walked through the door and was covered with mashed Alfalfa was a bit to much for me to hold back the laughter. Tia chased after him through the whole castle yelling at him and flinging gobs of mashed alfalfa after him. When she finally caught him she turned his coat plaid for a month as punishment. She went easy on him as she was happy to see me out of my depression. He wound up being rather happy as I started responding to him rather than just being there. It was not that long after it became a bit more serious between us and we formed a bit of a relationship. It was perhaps the best three years I have had in my life, then Sable came into the picture.” Luna's tone darkened considerably and she seemed to nearly spit the name.
Jer'rahd shifted uncomfortable noting the others were also looking uncomfortable at her sudden mood change.
“Sable was a earth pony inventor and researcher, her primary field of study was the creatures created by Discord and how to remove them. Several of her inventions had been put to use to deal with some of the ones still bothering Equestria even that long after the war, for example she found the method for removing parasprites using music of all things. Her skill and intelligence, while she was still a filly had Celestia take her as a favored student, providing what ever she needed for her studies, and covering for any mishaps that happened as a result. She likely was the brightest pony that ever existed.”
Luna flattened her ears.
“Unfortunately she had a number of emotional problems, the one in particular that started everything was her jealousy. Her colt friend at the time had broken up with her. The way he put it later was that she spent so much time working on things, that he never saw her and she was always more interested in whatever she was working on then him. A bit selfish I suppose, but understandable as well, I am not even sure how they met to begin with as I never knew her to leave her lab. He broke it off as politely as he could and was not even sure she had noticed what he said to her.” Luna sighed closing her eyes. ”She had heard him, and a month or so later when he found another mare friend she lost it fully. The magic creatures she studied had provided her with something that she had been tampering with for a time and she had combine it with some of her other studies on the chimeric make up of the creatures from the Darklands and in her rage at finding out her colt friend had moved on with his life without her, she released it to kill him.”
“ I do not see this going well.” Bleu piped in.
“Indeed. Things did not go well, for anyone. The creature was unstable and dissolved into some sort of amorphous blob that grew larger the more it killed and ate, incorporating bits of its victims into it self, usually their final pain filled screaming faces. It killed nearly every one in the town but her, as she had the sense to flee when she realized she had no control over it. She made it to Canterlot to report the creatures attack, thinking to avoid the blame. She might have pulled it off too, but there were a hoof full of other survivors. Some of whom had seen her running from where the monster first appeared. More damning however was her former colt friend who also survived and recognized the thing as something that had been in her lab, albeit much smaller. Tia has a way of getting the truth out of ponies and Sable broke down almost immediately when confronted by her, this did not save several other towns and hundreds of ponies from being taken into the mass of the creature. The beast had set its sights on Canterlot, carving a path of death towards it. Sable was put to work under heavy guard to find a way to stop it, the Royal Guard were sent out to hold the creature back, including my love, they were able to hold the creature back long enough for Sable to finish her work, though none of them survived. As the goddess of war I wanted to be out aiding the Guards in holding it back. Tia had kept me at the castle until the device was complete sending me to use it the moment it was. As I activated I the device I saw his face in the mass of the beast, the same smirk on his lips that was always there before the creature was disintegrated by the device his face burned away before my eyes. It took all of Tia's power to stop me from ripping Sable apart when I returned to the castle, she almost failed to do so. My sister had her sealed in stone and placed near the statue of Discord in the Royal Gardens. I did not think it enough and tried many times to destroy the statue hoping that she could see and feel what I was doing to her as she was locked in stone. Tia stopped me every time. Eventually, I sank back into depression and fled the castle. I flew till I could no longer fly, then ran until I fell, then I simply cried. Tia told me I stayed in that spot for nearly a century, my tears filled all the low lands of that place creating a inland sea.”
“The Great Hooper Sea in southern Equestria.” Jer'rahd muttered.
“Yes. Named after him.” Luna admitted.
There was no further conversation that night even among the watches.
“I have died and this is my eternal reward.” Bleu whispered as she drooled heavily.
“OK, what the buck? Chocolate geysers, on a marsh land made of pretzels and peanuts? Is this even sanitary, let alone possible?” Rhede questioned.
“Discord did have a thing for chocolate.” Luna sighed.
“Bleu don't do that, GAAAH!!!” Platinum yelped.
Platinum's magic grabbed the little dragon by the tail yanking her back as she dunked her whole head into one of the erupting geysers. The dragonling seemed to be trying her best to drink the whole erupting hot chocolate stream and if not for Platinum holding her tail she would have been blown away by the eruption.
The silver maned unicorn growled slapping her on the back until she coughed up the chocolate that had nearly drowned.
“Soo good, “ Bleu coughed.
“And now we have another hazard of Bleu trying to drown herself.” Jer'rahd rolled his eyes.
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[Another fire, another camp.]
Jer'rahd blinked looking down at the dragonling and the necklace she held up to him, before glancing over to Platinum who simply shrugged. A jagged bit of metal wrapped and tied to the end securely with the length of a thin vine.
“Is that?” Jer'rahd asks.
“Yeah... your grandfathers sword, well parts of it. I figured if it had managed to help your grandfather kill dragons, and your father defend Equestria, plus all the stuff you've pulled off with it, there was no sense letting it rest just yet. Got a nice cut on my finger from it too, so its still eager and thirsty for blood, this things far from done. I made six of these,as it was all I could find, boss got the biggest piece of it to double down for me. I figure we could all use a bit of the luck and protection it seemed to give. Well that, is if its alright with you. It is yours after all.” Bleu commented.
“Nah, that is actually a rather nice gesture Bleu.”Jer'rahd considered before putting on the necklace.
“Damn right.” Bleu snapped. “You better appreciate it you know how hard it is to itch scales when cuts heal?" The little dragon proceeds to pass them out to the group, taunting Rhede a little with the piece she was giving him.
Luna regarded the bit of metal with some interest, her gaze shifting to the other bits the others put on as well silently pondering to herself.
Jer'rahd smiled feeling the cool blade against his chest, he had felt out of sorts without the weapon, or at least a bit of it near him.
“She didn't think she should come with me out here.” Platinum whispered to him. “She's been more useful than I am out here.”
“Platinum we've encountered all sorts of weirdness out here. What's to say that the next thing we encounter won't require a lovely voice or a even nicer rump to get past?” Jer'rahd grinned.
“Okay with that fixation of yours, my rear is gonna get you in trouble.” the dark mare smirked.
“Can't wait for that.” Jer'rahd laughed.
“RUN AWAY!!!!” Jer'rahd shouted.
“BETTER PART OF VALOR!! BETTER PART OF VALOR!!” Rhede screamed.
“SHUT UP AND RUN!” Luna shouted.
The group tore off through the woods being chased by what looked like walking trees made of Poison Joke.
[Another campfire.]
“Alright,I did agree Princess. I kinda hoped you forgot. I know it has nothing on your story though.” Starfall grumbled.
“I can go first if you want.” Platinum offered.
“Nah , better to get it out of the way.” Starfall sighed.
“Mine was over two thousand years ago Starfall, And I have not forgotten it at all. Why would I forget your agreement?”Luna commented.
Again Rhede and Jer'rahd feigned disinterest, but they still had their ears perked listening. Velkorn didn't even try to hide her interest.
“My brother was the one who introduced me to Loc, they had evidently met in basic training and become friends, the two of them spent most of their time together when off duty. Loc never really got along with his family before he joined the Guard and after he did join they disowned him. You know the type, ones who were fully against violence of any kind. My brother invited him to our parents place when they both had leave and that’s where I met him.” Starfall muttered looking down into a bowl of cooked oats with a small grumble. Platinum tilted her head a little as Starfall talked.
“We hit it off rather well right from the get go. That built up rather quickly to the point where he proposed to me and I accepted. It was a simple wedding that really only had my side of the family in attendance, he never cared about that and so neither did I. He and my brother were both stationed together in the northern lands and both of them came home when ever they had leave. We spent two years of our life like that. When I became pregnant he put in for his last tour, a last duty assignment in Ice Crown get enough bits so we could live comfortably until he found other work. My brother had plans to quit as well and get married to his mare friend as soon as he was out, provided he managed to find one.”
Starfall pauses with a small smirk that faded quickly. While Bleu, Platinum and Velkorn listened with rapt attention Luna was already prepared to expect the worst, she had read the reports from Ice Crown when looking over Starfall's files.
“They were on a routine patrol when a wing of griffons attacked them and killed them both. I had just gone into labor when I found out, my parents flew out to the base to retrieve their bodies for burial and my sister stayed with me. The same Griffon wing that killed my brother and my husband stalked and killed my mother and father as well as they returned with the bodies. One of the carriage fliers survived and told the Guard about a silver and black griffon who lead the wing, she seemed to be gunning for my parents directly. Once she killed them she took their tails mounting them on a belt that had my brother and husbands tails as well.” Starfall explains.
“I have heard about a griffon who collects trophies like that. She goes by the name of Windrazor. She was part of the terror campaign the griffons ran, hunting down entire families of soldiers she killed. She was rumored to be very good at it, even managing some targets deep in Equestria to complete her collections. “ Rhede commented.
“I knew that much already Rhede. I also know that I am going to kill her, painfully. She made what should have been one of the happiest days of my life one of the worst. There's also the chance she still knows about my sister and Cloud Dancer. I will not allow anything to happen to my foal while I still breathe.” Starfall growled.
“That explains why you joined the guard. As well as why you have no trouble letting the media know who you are while still keeping your private life private.” Jer'rahd commented.” You're hoping she's still looking to complete her collection and come for you.
“Exactly. I want her to know who I am, and I want her to know I am coming for her. If she is the collector like she acts, she will want my tail as well. So long as she is focused on me she won't find out about my daughter and sister.”Starfall snarled
“So that is why you wished to transfer to the northern posts at first, To hunt this griffon?” Luna asked calmly.
“It is Princess.”Starfall admitted.
“So long as your family remains in Canterlot, no harm should come to them. Griffons are still not allowed in the royal city.” Luna stated. “The war is still to fresh in every ponies mind.”
“Still, I need to see this birds corpse nailed to a rock before I am going to feel comfortable. And to recover the rest of my families remains for proper burial.” Starfall explained.
Starfall.” Jer'rahd commented.
“Yes Jer'rahd??” Starfall sighed.
“Please do not ask me what these are.” Jer'rahd asked..
“Not a problem.” Starfall admitted.
“At least what ever they are, they aren't attacking us.” Bleu admitted.
“Don't jinx it Bleu.” Platinum grumbled.
The group paused for a moment more regarding the sight before continuing past the small grove of trees. Each tree had a strange door set into it. One door was shaped like a brightly colored egg, another like a turkey, still another like a gourd with a face carved into it, and one like a garishly decorated pine tree. It had however, gotten to the point that none of them were the slightest bit curious about what they found here any more and not even Bleu tried to open one.
[ Another Camp]
Jer'rahd Kaisur snapped his head up looking around at the surrounding wilderness from where the group had made camp.
Starfall frowned gliding down next to him as they glanced back to the others who had been roused by the noise. The pair's turn on watch had just started when they heard the scream.
“What the heck was that?” Rhede demanded.
“Sounded like the tortured cry of the damned.” Platinum added.
“I take it back Rhede, this is far more amusing than the skirt.” Jer'rahd chuckled in a higher pitch than normal.
“Stuff it, you're in the same boat Jer.” Rhede growled.
“Yeah, but I don't check to see if my dick is back every three seconds.” Jer'rahd laughed. “And we're still ponies which is better than the last time.”
“Oh how I miss not so little Rhede.” Rhede whined.
Bleu laughs at Rhede as they walk through the strange mist.
“But you look even sexier now Rhede, or is it Rhedette?” Bleu chuckles in a slightly deeper voice.
"Rhede can still be a mares name Bleu." Jer'rahd chuckles.
“I dunno about Rhede, but I decidedly like this view.” Platinum whistled from Behind Jer'rahd.
“His hair would look better longer however.” Luna added pretending she wasn't looking though she was staring just as much as the other mares turned stallions for the simple joy of making Rhede fidget.
Jer'rahd didn't seem to care unless Platinum said something.
Starfall had kept out of it seeming annoyed at the gender change still leaving her smaller than any of the others, save Bleu, who sat on the pegasus' back unchanged save she sported a giant blue mustache now.
Velkorn was simply content to be on the ground after her last few trips skyward, though she seemed amused at the others teasing Rhede.
Luna seemed to have changed the most as she was a massive stallion now with a build that practically screamed 'warrior' or 'fashion model' depending on ones mentality.
“How you holding up in that armor boss, it really doesn't even look like you've changed genders at all past your voice.” Bleu comments tapping on Platinum's helmet.
“Interestingly enough the armor feels a bit baggy around my rear and really tight over my chest and underside.” Platinum frowned.
“I take you finally see the appeal of my following close behind you?” Jer'rahd smirked, making Platinum blush under her armor as she snorted, Bleu simply laughed.
[ Another camp]
“Seriously?” Starfall sighed. “ That's it?”
“What? Did you expect me to have some super tragic back story on why my family are assholes?” Platinum sighed. “ I wanted to sing, they didn't want me to sing, I went to sing any way.”
“Her family name is Scale, and her parents and every one else in the family are bean counters.” Bleu said with more than a little ire. “She was disowned, practically, for being famous. She could have died and her family would have just dumped the body in a hole with a simple grave marker with her name on it and forgotten she ever existed aside from using her as a horror story to scar little ones into getting back to their math home work.”
“Bleu.....” Platinum sighed.
“Here lies Platinum Scale, she didn't want to count beans, now she's dead WooooOOOoooOOOooo.” Bleu snarked.
“Bleu stop it.”
“No, this is the hill I die on boss. I will walk backwards into Tartarus flipping those assholes off the whole way. Unless I encounter Proudmore, then I'm dragging him kicking and screaming into Tartarus with me.” Bleu snarled.
“Proudmore?” Luna asked.
Bleu opened her mouth to say before Platinum promptly grabbed the dragonling in her magic and sealed her muzzle shut before dropping her to the ground and sitting on her.
The others slowly blinked looking at the squirming Bleu before looking back up at Platinum.
“Proudmore.” Luna frowned as she said the name again staring at Platinum.
“I don't want to talk about it.” Platinum frowned her ears lowering. The effect only made everyone more interested.
“You made a deal with me Platinum.” Luna said coldly.”Are you attempting to reign on your end of it?”
“Grrrrrr..... I am going to ground her for the rest of her life.” Platinum grumbled glaring down at Bleu before looking over worriedly at Jer'rahd. “ Fine.....”
Platinum sighed.” Proudmore was my first agent from when I went by Silver Sparkle. He pretty much promised me everything and gave me little in return, making me work for him for practically nothing and keeping most of the profits for himself. He even made sure I never received any fan letters or gifts from the ponies that loved my shows, he did that to make sure that I thought I was barely worth anything. He treated Bleu like crap too.”
Platinum winced hearing the loud crack of the stick Jer'rahd was using to stir the fire snap into toothpicks in his magic.
“In the end he managed to convince me that sleeping with him was the proper payment for helping me finally reach stardom. He claimed he was doing all this work and everything for me and was getting nothing in return. “ Platinum looked at the ground. “ I was fooled by it and gave in, though he did manage to secure me a lucrative deal on a show. He then ran off with all the profits from the show, leaving me alone once he got everything he wanted.”
The other five members of the group glanced to each other as Platinum stared at the ground. Silently agreeing that there was going to be a certain stallion found when they returned.
“I was about to give up singing entirely. Head back home join the family business and never think about singing again. While at my lowest though the goof ball here came through. She had been collecting all the letters that Proudmore had been throwing away. All the fan mail and words of well wishers. Large numbers of cards taken from flowers he had eaten himself or thrown away that were for me.” Platinum sighed. “I really didn't want to talk about this....”
Another silent glance over the head of Platinum was had, this one not including Jer'rahd. It was again silently agreed that they would not allow Jer'rahd to find this stallion first. Any favorable press he had would be gone in a instant if he was allowed to get a hold of this stallion and any one found what was left.
“Now this place is creepy. A bunch of skeletons of those weird hairless diamond dog things you guys were too. What ever these big metal birds were they must have been eating them off the boats. Look you can see the insides of a couple burst open and spilled the bones out.” Bleu muttered.
The group slowly wound its way around the large piles of ships and planes. All of them seemed to be crashed or run a ground here far from any water. Captains and crew of all of them still on board , their bones bleached, some still wearing the tatters of their uniforms and clothing.
Starfall flew down to glide above the group giving her report.
“This place is really odd, its like a ship and metal bird graveyard, and from the air its one big triangle.”Starfall stated.
[Another night at camp.]
“You want me to do what?” Jer'rahd asked staring at his mare friend and the other two behind her.
“Well you have been listening to what we have spoken of. There must be something in your life to compare to the sort of stories we have told the last few nights.” Platinum commented.
“I thought you said you had been reading about me?” Jer'rahd sighed. “What part of my life thus far hasn't been relatively tragic.”
“Oh meeting me is tragic?” Platinum pouted.
“It almost was... but you know what I mean.........” Jer'rahd let out a sigh. “ Fine. Why are you seeking sad stories anyway ?”
“I'm not, not really. The whole thing was to try and get every one a bit closer in knowing about each other, but after mine … I do kinda feel a little better. I figure there might be something to get off your chest is all.”
“If you want something sad ask him about when his grandfather died.” Rhede commented.
“Rhede.” Jer'rahd growled.
“Oh?”Luna asked.
“Pneumonia and a bad heart do not mix.” Jer'rahd snapped.
“Cried for days, poor Jer did.”Rhede smirked.
“I was much younger.” Jer'rahd glared at Rhede.
“It was barely ten years ago.”
“Shut up Rhede. That is not something to joke about.”
“The crying or the death?”
“Why am I friends with you again?”
“Because I amuse you so.”
“This is true. Bleu do you still have the skirt from the teddy bears? That was the most amusing thing you've done in a while.” Jer'rahd grinned.
“I'll shut up now.” Rhede sighed.
“Good. To answer your question though I do have something of interest. I am still amazed the papers have not spread this every where .” Jer'rahd muttered.” Starfall was there too, though I'm not sure she realized the significance of it as anything more than keeping me from killing some ponies.”
“Oh .., wait that was significant?” Starfall asked confused.
“It does seem the press have left you alone lately, save the horror stories and questioning your sexual preference of course.” Rhede snarked.
“I finally met my mothers parents.” Jer'rahd mutters.
“Oh crap Jer..... I didn't even know they were still alive?” Rhede perked up looking serious suddenly. “ They are still alive right?”
“Yeah, I do my job.” Starfall snorted. “Kept him from getting hurt again too. Physically anyway.”
“Yes, they are still alive Rhede. I might have inherited my grandfather and father's disdain for them, but not the burning hatred. Though after meeting them for the first time, I have that now as well.” Jer'rahd admitted.
“So what happened then?” Platinum asked.
“Starfall and I were invited to another nobles party, mostly a show for the media. I was still fairly banged up from Dullahan, this was before everything with Platinum and Bleu cleared, so they were still stuck at the hospital.”
“Crap I missed a party.” Bleu grumbled.
“You missed a long drawn out exercise in straining my patience. The noble who invited us had been escorting us around introducing us to other ponies like we were some sort of trophy that he managed to get to show up. If Celestia had not ordered us to maintain good a impression for the Guard we would not have been any where near it. “ Jer'rahd mutters crunching down on and swallowing a mouth full of an oat bar.
“Half way through the party the pair of them practically jumped me. I had no idea who they even were at first and was simply swept along in the rapid fire conversation they were having with the reporters there. It was about this time they started referring to me as their grandson, playing up the relation to the media of how their blood line was responsible for one of the greatest heroes in Equestrian history. “ Jer'rahd explained.
“Goody so they went right for what annoys you the most then?” Bleu sighed.
“With all the media presenting you do, songs of praise still bother you?” Velkorn asks.
“Jer here hates when ponies call him a hero Velky, he wants to avoid the media as much as he can. They just don't let him.” Bleu offered.
“Hey only I call him Jer.” Platinum pouted.
“Wait a minute.” Rhede protested as Platinum stuck her tongue out at him.
“I'm doing what I am supposed to be doing, protecting the rest of the lands to the best of my abilities. I just keep getting placed in situations where my abilities are enough to make a noticeable difference.” Jer'rahd explained.
“If I did not already know better I would say you were being humble.” Starfall chuckled. “ Go on then finish telling them.”
“Not going to add comments?” Jer'rahd asked.
“This is your story not mine.” Starfall grinned.
“Once everything they were saying sunk in I suppose I went a bit over board.”Jer'rahd admitted.
“Are they still alive Jer?” Rhede asked ignoring Platinum's glare at him using that name.
“Yes Rhede, I already said that.”
“Then you didn't go overboard.” Rhede growled.
“ I take you know of this Rhede?” Luna asked.
“Not this meeting, but I know the history.” Rhede explained.
“Any way when the pair of them finally picked them selves up from where I flung them, I went on a bit of a tirade. Let the media and every other noble in the place see my rage at them. Gave full disclosure on everything they had done to me.”
“Hold on I seem to be missing some things here that Rhede seems to already know.” Luna questioned. “Do you mind filling me in?”
“Ditto.” Platinum commented as the other's nodded in agreement causing Jer'rahd to roll his eyes.
“My mother was a unicorn, my father a earth pony. Her parents did everything in their power to stop the wedding up to, and including trying to have her kidnapped to save face. When all that failed they disowned her. When she became sick they could have used their money, their wealth to get a better doctor to save her life, instead they let her die which practically ruined my father. It was at this point my Grandfather brought up the 'Rule of Three'.”
“Ugh....” Luna slapped her face with a hoof.
“What's the Rule of Three?” Platinum asked.
“An old myth started before the Dragon War. Supposedly if you preformed three great acts in the name of Equestria, the Princesses would grant you a wish.” Rhede explained.
“Tia and I have tried to quash the rumor, we are not Djinni we do not grant wishes. The whole thing started as we granted a request of an old friend who was about to die that was a bit excessive.” Luna explained. “ Some pony latched onto the idea and the Rule of Three rumor came about.”
“My father believed it and he never recovered from my mothers death and spent his remaining years in a personal war to try and preform heroic enough deeds to enact the rule and bring her back. When he was killed my grandfather raised me until his illness took him. If it had not been for Rhede and his family allowing me to stay with them I would have been out on the street somewhere. My mothers family took the house almost as soon as my grandfather died, took all his bits to pay for medical and countless bills and taxes suddenly levied against the land. Soon as they owned the land they leveled it, destroyed the house I grew up in in less than a day, barely even let me take anything out of the house. I really only managed to get his sword and some clothes before they had me escorted off the property. They did their damnedest to wipe out the fact that my father, mother, and I ever existed. I couldn't even bury my grandfather in a normal plot, as they denied every attempt to do so with some law or another or something. They even paid for judges and others to demand the exhuming of my mother father and grandmother for some stupid reason or another. If not for the Pelt's allowing a section of their land to be used for the burial my family's bodies would still be sitting some where awaiting a court hearing.”
The group regards him in silence, Jer'rahd remained calm in the telling , but Rhede and Platinum both seemed to get pissed off enough for him.
“Any way I told them exactly what I thought of them and what they could do with their pride at my accomplishments. I promptly disowned them right then and there. Made sure the whole of the party could hear me. The whole time I kept moving towards them as I yelled until they were ushered out of the party before something happened. Killed the rest of the party mood for everyone else too. By the time I was going off about how they did not even have the decency to come to their own daughters funeral I was screaming to a empty room.” Jer'rahd commented
“I missed the end of that as I was making sure they got out of their with their skin intact after pissing you off.” Starfall stated.” I should have left them.”
“No. You did fine Starfall.” Jer'rahd sighed.
“I did hear about a evacuation of a city block a bit back but not what caused it.” Luna muttered.
“Jer is kinda the most feared pony in Equestria. If something like that set him off enough for him to be throwing old ponies around I seriously doubt the media wanted to find out what would happen if they wrote about it, or pressed him for info.”Platinum offered.
“More likely the media was paid off to keep the disgrace silent. Nothing worse for nobles then to have their dirty laundry aired. So who were they any way Jer? Been rather curious about that side of your family for a bit. I never managed to find anything. If you disowned them,and they covered it up, I'm not likely going to find anything out.” Rhede sighed.
“I don't really care who they were.”Jer'rahd snapped.
“They called themselves Bluebloods when talking to the media before he flipped out.” Starfall added.
“Is that a name or a mark of royalty.” Bleu asked.
“A name, though a rather important one in noble circles. They are the only group that can trace their line back to actual royalty.”Luna stated.
“Related to you and your sister then?”Starfall questioned.
“No, not to us. But a god none the less.” Luna admitted.
“High ranking nobility though Jer. You could do a lot of good with the sort of power that comes from that name.” Rhede pointed out.
“I refuse to be associated with a group that intentional abandons one of its own to die for such a stupid reason. If I was a more vindictive pony I would do all I could to ruin them, but at this point it hardly seems worth it. What is done is done and ruining them now will not bring any pony back that has been lost.” Jer'rahd sighs.
“Better pony than I am, Jer'rahd.” Rhede admitted.“ I wouldn't leave a scrap of their dignity or fortune left in their hooves.”
“No, Rhede I am not a better pony.” Jer'rahd sighed as Platinum hugged him. “I just don't see the point of revenge now after all this time.”
“RUN FASTER!!!” Jer'rahd shouted.
“YOU EVERY HAVE THE FEELING WE HAVE DONE SOMETHING LIKE THIS BEFORE JER?” Rhede shouted.
“SHUT UP AND RUN FIRM FLANK, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH HENTAI TO KNOW WHERE THIS DOES NOT NEED TO GO!!” Bleu hollered.
Again the group thunders across a field fleeing from a strange green blob of a monster waving a multitude of very phallic looking tentacles in the air.
[Another camp.]
“...So if it had not been for Rhede, I surely would have been dead.” Velkorn explains.
“So this zebra was the one who turned your half brother evil then?” Jer'rahd remarks.
“No, he was already going bad, that was an issue from dad. His adviser just made it worse, by filling his head with evil verse.” Velkorn comments.
“Zebra's name was Bloodtail, A necromancer of all things, he escaped the initial onslaught and then came back for Velkorn.“ Rhede muttered, not seemingly interested in the story, something Jer'rahd found as odd.
“He was impossible to get rid of, his intent was to make me his love.” Velkorn snorted.
“Didn't work out to well for him this time either. His attentions were one reason she hid in the woods to begin with.“ Rhede stated.
“I thought Velkorn was out there to hide from the warlord?” Jer'rahd questioned.
“That was the other reason , the warlord let her stay in the fort so long as she just healed his people. When she started trying to heal the enemy he got pissed and she left.” Rhede muttered.
“Makes sense now. I am sort of sorry I missed that whole conflict.”Starfall added.
“We caught him when he came back to try and kidnap Velkorn. He broke into the palace and managed to make his way to her room to wait for her. Of course like most days she stayed in the hospital til rather late and I would up having to bring her back. Well when I opened the door for her he was evidently tired of waiting and started flinging the spells he had prepped at the first thing to come in. Zebra spells are different from Unicorn ones. The more complex the spell the harder it is to cast, that parts the same, but even powerful zebra spells can have reduced cast times by making them target a specific thing. Like a fire ball that hits only male ponies would have half the time to cast as a normal one. Or take that spell and make it all the males with black manes, the cast time drops more. Bloodtail had some very potent spells of charm and paralysis for Velkorn. Unfortunately for him they hit me and since I was not the target, fizzled. After beating the snot out of him he was arrested and charged with attacking a ambassador, that way he could be extradited to Equestria and away from the Zebra lands. I had security increased, but we did not let on he made it all the way to her bed chambers. No sense in giving any dissidents the idea they could get there easily. After he came to Canterlot I am not sure what happened to him.” Rhede explained like he was reading from a script. Velkorn looked a little put off by the story. Platinum thought it was because Rhede told it rather than her.
“Tia put him in the garden.”Luna announced.
“You have mentioned the garden a few times now Luna, what is it?” Starfall asks.
“It is a prison Starfall. While I have no issue holding an execution for those who deserve it my sister is more in charge of Equestria's justice system than I am. She does not kill, she won't do it no matter how heinous the crime. It is a code she set up for herself long ago that she has followed for thousands of years. She has yet to break it since then as far as I know. The exceptions to this is when something comes under my jurisdiction like Claymore. The ambassador's are hers. I do not use the Garden. Any prisoner whose crime is heinous enough to be put there, is a criminal enough for execution.”
Platinum winced though the others simply nodded a bit or seemed unworried about it. Noting Velkorn also didn't seem to like Luna's methods made her feel a little better however, still she felt she didn't belong here.
“Tia first started adding to the garden when Discord was defeated and turned to stone. I believe what the Elements did to him gave her the idea. While he was not the first inhabitant, he was the first she put there. Others followed including Sable and Forgescale. Anytime an crime was committed that goes beyond what a simple bit of jail time or a fine would pay for the offender is sealed in stone and placed in the garden at Canterlot to serve their time.”
“Would have to be a big garden.” Rhede mutters. “There's a lot of ponies out there who deserve that sort of thing.”
“It is much like this place. It is much bigger inside than it is outside. It took us a great deal of magic to make it so. There are hundreds of statues of ponies and beasts sealed there. I do not even remember half of their crimes or what some of them even are. While Discord was the first we put in the Garden, and we set the displacement spell, we were not the first to turn creatures to stone and put them in a secure area. It was there before we came to power and will likely be there long after.”
“ Frozen in stone until some arbitrary time when I might be thought to be pardoned?” Jer'rahd snorted. “ I'll take the execution thank you.”
“Are we there yet Boss?” Bleu asked.
“No.” Jer'rahd responds.
“Are we there yet Jer?” Platinum flirted.
“ No we are not.” Sighed Jer'rahd.
“Are we there yet Jer?” Rhede questioned.
“No.” Jer'rahd grumbled.
“Are we there yet Jer'rahd?” Starfall queried.
“No”Jer'rahd growled.
“Jer'rahd please do not fret, but I must ask, are we there yet?” Velkorn riddled.
“NO!” Jer'rahd shouted.
“Are we there yet General?” Luna grinned.
“What why are you even asking me I'm following you.......GAAAAAAAAH!!” Jer'rahd screamed storming ahead of the group marching across the field they had been crossing.
“You are correct Bleu, this is rather fun.”Luna admitted.
“How long till Jer snaps, a fun game for the whole family.”Platinum giggled.
“So help me if he named this place AGGGGH or Anthrax I will scream.” Bleu growled.
“While I do not pretend to understand that joke Bleu, the castle is simply named, Discord's Castle.” Luna stated
“Wait, that's it?”Rhede stammered.
“That is what he named it.” Luna admited.
“All this nonsense getting here and the castle is just Discord's Castle? Where is the creativity?” Bleu ranted.
“To be fair all the stories i've heard about the mad king didn't paint him as nameing much of anything he did.” Platinum offered.
“Honestly Bleu that is quite creative. Every one expects some strange or complex name and then, BAM , he makes it so simple it seems crazy. Truly a master of the mind screw.” Rhede noded sagely.
“While I am so glad you have developed an appreciation of him Rhede lets just go in and get the book and go home.” Jer'rahd muttered in annoyance.
“I second that “Starfall grumbleed.
Velkorn nods her agreement as well.
That bit was all I had written on this in over a year. If you read it you'll see it was pretty much a retelling of the main story with just some of Bleu's lines swapped fo Platinums.
The following are the entirety of compiled notes I had for this series.
Platinum survives, becomes element of laughter.
Scarlet incident never happens though rhede finds out they plan to take out platinum as a warning for Jer'rahd to stop making waves. Jer'rahd forces Rhede to inform him of where they are, brings the rest of the group including Luna and trashes the place. Survivors arrested as rhede hoofs over the full list of names.
Scarlet vanishes to parts unknown.
Plat Marries jer'rahd, then the wall gets destroyed as the Dragons start to move in.
Plat trains more in combat magic as head of Celestia's school, gets the other students to do the same, because of this they all survive the griffon attack
Story stays mostly the same from that pointwith Bleu acting as tank to Platinum's support, only Platinum goes along with Jer'rahd and Luna to the ritual.
Beast manafests but Platinum can control it too.
Platinum starts to go mad but Luna and Jer'rahd talk her down with the help of Bleu.
Platinum gains powers akin to discord though more focused on song as she becomes something of a proto siren gaining a few scales and other features matching Jer'rahd's changes with some what prettier ones.
Cindervale is never fully destroyed though the dragon population is severly decimated. Silver claw survives as well after a fight with Bleu leaves him far more hurt than he expected. He is turned to stone as well, though he is later freed and reasoned with after Cindervale is falls. He's turned over to Cindervale and the flame party is snuffed out.
NLR happens after aqua is destroyed, something Platinum enjoys far more than she should. Platinum and her powers work damage control and the waves and storms that destroyed most of the coast don't happen.
Equestrian civil war almost happens but Luna has been tempered by her experiences with platinums decent into madness so she stops herself from going to far. Many of those in the garden are exacuted by the LR that Celestia couldn't bring herself to kill.
The sisters reconcil , but they don't co rule any more and Equestria is split between the two kingdoms despite being one nation still. Despite this the LR still keeps both sides safe viewing Celestia's equestria as what things should be like in a perfect world.
After Cindervale, the griffon gods and neighlantis fall , no nation wants to go up against Equestria. If negotiations fail with Celestia's side the LR is more than willing and quite capable of taking care of any one starting shit as the yaks and harpies soon find out..
Rhede and Velkorn do marry and Starfall reunites with her daughter favorably.
Celestia and Baelit also hook up and have Zecora/sunshine
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one thousand years later Celestia is teaching Twilight when Luna shows up with a pair of foals
Fluttershy and RBD both orphans, one that can talk to animals and the other that did the rain boom.
Luna claims to have found a similar filly in ponyville who had been declared missing and was found being pulled along by her horn to a massive crystal formation
Jer'rahd and Platinum are looking into where the other two might be and what danger might be coming that the elements are gathering.
Mild disuscusion about the pair and their foals before luna mentions finding two other books of Orbsah and securing them in the darklands.
Discord pops up is trounced, talked to, trounced again, and he finally relents when his plans to get harmony blasted are no longer needed.
Discord takes platinum as a student much to every ones annoyance, though Jer'rahd is slightly less annoyed when Plat is put in a neighponise school girl outfit.
Main threat is revealed as Aviana, is curb stomped in about 30 seconds by Luna, Discord Adult bleu Jer and Platinum mid speech.gets blasted with elements of harmony and vaporized ala Sombra.
Sombra is negotiated with and he and Chrysaliss are allowed to be free but both are kept under close watch.
Tirek never gets the drop on Jer'rahd because plat is watching his back and she's gotten a lot less weak after all these years.
Celestia teases Luna about making the three of them a herd. Jer is confused but plat is all for it much to lunas annoyance and celes delight so she can be the fun aunt.
End with Dawn[ luna] and Coral[ plat] being born and Jer having a freak out.
