Pinkie's Unique Other. "No I'm Not In A Relation With Her!"

by Taken-By-Insanity

First published

When there's danger I save the day or something with satanic abilities I posses and Pinkie is in control at other times like at parties. Can I please have my own body!?

I was just doing my own business shopping when I woke up in Pinkie's bed as Zalgy Cake, Pinkie Pie's equinox counterpart. Turns out my spiritual energy is like a demon and my newest host is Pinkie, I take control when ever I want but I like to have Pinkie behind the wheel most of the time since I would get on everypony's bad side. Oh look another demon, be back later. I was starting to get bored by talking so much.

No music or anything of the kind is mine! Only this story and the world with it.

Now I'm In Equestria. But Why In Pinkie's Body And As Zalgy Cake!?

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Hello my name is Zalgy Cake, don't remember my old name or anything about old me but oh well. Now let me tell you the tale of when I first came to Equestria and up until now.

I don't remember what happened before I woke up but I was pretty sure my roof wasn't yellow when I opened my eyes. Nor did I remember having such a comfortable bed. I sat up and got out of bed but I froze when I looked at the mirror in front of me.

I was an anthromorphic earth pony from MLP with a light red coat and a dark red mane and tail that was all poofy and stuff along with an upside down cross on my hand. But what froze me the most was the eyes and mouth, my eyes were black pits with two tiny red orbs that were slightly large at the moment due to my shock, my mouth was just a pitch black shape that acted and moved like a mouth.

I shook my head and went closer to the mirror for better examination. I have what all females have on their chest and I was wearing a black shirt with a red broken heart along with red along the sides of the shirt, a red skirt, and red boots with a black bottom.

'Ouch. What hit me,' asked a well known party pony.

I decided to speak out loud, but my voice had this distorted echo along with it being like Pinkie's, "I have no idea what hit you. Sorry for the inconvenience." After I said that Pinkie did a mental gasp.

Then she got really fast, 'Hi I'm Pinkie Pie! Do you like parties? What's your favorite flavor of cake? Wait! What's your favorite color?' I was somehow able to shut her up and I answered her questions in order, "I am not a fan of parties, my favorite flavor of cake is a mix of red velvet and chocolate, and my favorite color is a very dark red or grey.

"Pinkie! It's time for work!" Mrs.Cake yelled from the kitchen. I followed instinct and found my look changing. My coat turned bright pink and my mane and tail turned into a dark pink, also the cross turned into three balloons. My eyes turned full white until blue irises and black pupils grew from the middle of them. Then my outfit changed, my shirt replaced black with white and red with pink and the broken heart was now a full heart, my skirt replaced red with pink, and my boot replaced red with pink and the black bottom turned white.

"Okay Mrs.Cake, I'll be down in a minute!" Pinkie said with her MOUTH! Now I was in this black void with an endless grey field of grass, along with a screen in front of me showing what Pinkie's seeing, another screen to my right telling me what she's feeling emotionally and physically and another screen to my left telling me what she smells and speakers attached to it to tell me what she hears most likely.

I found a book right next to me and when I picked it up and looked at it, the cover said 'Guide To Being A Demon.' I rose my eyebrow because of that but I opened it and decided to read some of it.

Hello there! If you are reading this it means you are a new demon. Now lets star with the basics.

  1. You are unable to switch to a different host if you have one already.
  2. You get more abilities by killing other demons.
  3. You mustn't get caught. By that I mean no one must know you are an actual demon. This rule can be broken but you must tread carefully if so.

Now your current abilities Zalgy Cake are

Now that is all I can tell you, ask this book a question for any additional information and it will open to the appropriate page.

'So what's your name?' Pinkie made me jump when she said that.

A microphone appeared in front of me and I talked into it to answer Pinkie, "My name is Zalgy Cake."

'Nice name' Pinkie complemented. I looked at the middle screen and saw that Pinkie was taking orders from everpony in the building that's a customer. She's right now taking taking Twilight Sparkle's and Spike's order.

"I will have a chocolate milkshake," was Twilight's order. Spike's order was a chocolate milkshake as well.

Pinkie went to the kitchen and said, "Two chocolate milkshakes." Mr.Cake wordlessly gave Pinkie two chocolate milkshakes. Pinkie said, "Thanks," and went back to Twilight's and Spike's table and gave them their milkshakes. The two thanked her and Twilight payed four bits for both of their milkshakes. Pinkie somehow got roller skates on and skated to the cash register to put the bits away.


The taking orders and stuff happened for the next two hours and Pinkie had the rest of the day off. When Pinkie exited the building, since it's her break time, there was an explosion to the right. When Pinkie turned in that direction we both saw a unicorn bigger than Town Hall stomping around and being a 'big' meanie. Get it? No? Yes? If you laughed then 'yes' if not then 'well you can't win them all.'

Pinkie went to go stop it but I stopped her by telling her through the microphone, "Go into an alley!" She did so and I switched our places of control, Pinkie's body turned into my own along with the clothes and cutie mark, the mark on my hand. "Now lets test out my abilities," I said with dark excitement in my distorted voice. I again followed instinct and summoned a pink long sword with a blue handle in my right hand....whatever.

I ran at Rainbow Dash speed to where the large demon is at. When I got there I acted very stupid like and yelled, "Hey big meanie!" The beast turned to me and immediately shot a blast at be. I saw Rainbow Dash pass by and said with a smile, "Let Dashie go under my influence." Then Rainbow turned into different shades of yellow and her cutie mark turned into an eye.

"Reporting to duty ma'am!" said Rainbow Dash A.K.A. Dull Sloth. I pointed at the large demon and did the crazy motion, I basically said 'Confuse it.' She saluted and dashed off and was spinning around the things head. It did a feminine roar of rage and tried swatting at Dull Sloth. I ran up it while it was confused and was slashing various parts of it while on my way to it's head. I looked at the book in my head and opened it to how to kill a demon without hurting the host, it says that the host won't die if you kill the darn thing so that means I don't have to worry about holding back.

When I made it to the head I stabbed into the head of the beast with some difficulty. It shrieked from the pain and after a puff of smoke I was next to an unconscious Lyra Heartstrings. 'She was probably trying to summon something since she tends to do that a lot' Pinkie helpfully told me through our mental link. I let go of my influence on Rainbow and she was turned into her normal self.

"Hey you there!" yelled a very well known apple farmer. I turned around to see Applejack there looking at me in confusion. "Who are ya, what happened, and what was that with Rainbow?" she asked, the poor dear was so confused.

I giggled and said, "I'm Zalgy Cake, your demon protector, this unicorn was possessed by a demon, and I just put some of m magic influence on her. There won't be after affects otherwise I wouldn't have done it. Applejack nodded but she did the 'I am watching you' motion. I noticed I still have my sword and I put it into my hammer space since why not.

I then sprinted with my advanced speed into an alleyway and gave Pinkie her body back. Now we are just walking to the library since Pinkie was looking for inspiration of more recipes from some cook books.

New Ability: Physical Manipulation.

"Is Pinkie's Mind Fighting Me? Or Am I Fighting Myself? I Can't Tell With All That's Going On In One Day."

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I watched as Pinkie entered the library, through the screen of course. Since I'm not usually interested in cooking books I decided to listen to a song that I can, for some reason, clearly remember.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v51OH10Zbi8&list=PLNyjt3j9hR-fCDeaUtBemrykzpoNi9EOR&index=67

When the song ended I noticed Pinkie was just walking around down the street humming a little tune. I took the microphone and asked, "Pinkie what do you see when I'm in control?"

Pinkie said in her head, 'I see a candy wonder land filled with sweets and such.' I saw an image of it and it was like when Sunset Shimmer looked in Pinkie's head in Camp Everfree.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhg5sCUptvM

"Huh. The more you know, that's all Pinkie," I told Pinkie in thanks. I decided to try and spruce up the place and make it 'call to me' in a way. I imagined instead of a plane of grass, it was a forest with me currently in a cabin and the screens on a wall.

The cabin was made of wood with additions that a normal house would have such as a sink with working pipes, bathroom, light fixtures, etc. Also the place was mostly blue with pink, anything involving plants was grey and the sky no matter what was black and clouds only were red, it's against my ability for some reason.

I looked at my book and found out I now have the ability to manipulate my physical appearance and/or size. That would be very helpful with interacting with other sentient beings. I heard a scream coming from the screens speakers. I looked into the screen showing Pinkie's sight and saw a white unicorn with blue hair, the hair was floating around like there's an invisible wind. The unicorn was wearing a plain blue shirt, purple glasses, grey pants, and purple boots.

I turned on the demon lens, the book said something about it being a ability every demon has, and saw that she is in fact possessed like I thought. I grabbed the microphone but before I could say anything Pinkie said in thought directly at me, To an alleyway we go!'...Well okay, are we becoming one or am I hanging around her too much or the other way around?

Anyways, Pinkie ran over to an alleyway and we did the transformation required for the controls to be given to me. After that I calmly walk out of the alleyway and turned left to face the unicorn known as Vinyl Scratch A.K.A. DJ-PON-3. She laughed like a classic villain would while terrorizing a town. 'Two demons in one day. Yay.' I thought in minor annoyance.

"Well look what we have here, another demon. That means more power!" she chuckled after she finished that sentence. I just simply pulled out my sword not saying anything. "What? To scared to say anything?" she teased, trying to make me angry. I laughed instead, which can really creep others out. The demon used Vinyl so we can see its smirk.

Her horn lit up in a black aura and I heard my laugh but it was being magnified at me by the looks of it. 'Of course a music/sound demon would take a musician as it's host.' I thought in exasperation. I was blasted into a wall by the force of the demon's power.

I decided to try my physical manipulation and made myself a mute. I also made my self almost impossible to make noise. I ran up to Vinyl and tried cutting her with my sword. Emphasis on 'tried.' I didn't take into account about my sword making noise with the slash. The demon used that noise to block my attack and push me a few feet away. I put my sword away and instead made a one-handed scythe that has a blue blade with a pink handle. 'Seriously. Do my weapons only come in pink and blue? Whatever.' I thought tiredly.

It seems the demon gets smarter since it's no longer using immediate sounds and is using Vinyl's body to make noise like screaming. Lots of screaming. I am now tapping into Pinkie's abilities to help me fight it off. I'm running on air flying up and up. Then Vinyl screeched and I fell off my non existent perch. I was falling straight toward her so I got ready to strike at the right time. When I hit the ground I cut Vinyl in half and when the half's landed a flash of light happened and she was just unconscious without a 'scratch'. Get it? No? Yes? I should quite while I'm ahead.

I went to an alley while everyone was exiting their homes to see if it was safe. I gave control to Pinkie and checked the book and guess what. I've got the ability for sound which has more uses it seems. I don't have to use a sound and weaponize it but that is just the easiest way of using the ability, turns out you can make noise with this ability but it's harder to do. So that demon was lazy, huh good to know.

'Please I need a challenge. That was only a warm up.' A stray thought said. It sounded like Rainbow Dash's voice. I checked the book for after affects on the 'put other in my influence' ability and found out I copy a small part of their personality whenever I put something new under my influence that's not a demon, if it's a demon there would be no after affects on either of them after the ability is used.

I just put the situation into the 'Out Of My Control' section of my mind. I listened to a pretty good song that speaks of how I was in my old life even though I don't remember.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE4eJpUK6lc

I was walking around in the grey forest my cabin lives in. I swear I keep hearing something in here but there are no living constructs I made. Unless my mindscape is evolving on its own which would be amazing and slightly annoying depending on what will change. I heard rustling in some bushes and turned around. I swear I saw glowing pink eyes their, I must be seeing things.

I heard it again and when I looked I saw grey timberwolves (the wooden kind) with pink glowing eyes. They were growling menacingly at me as if I'm an intruder. But it's my mindscape so I doubt it. One of the timberwolves pounced and I now find myself back in the cabin. 'Perhaps I went to far away from the screen.' I thought in wonder at how the mind works. I giggled at the smarts that the subconscious always has compared to the conscious part of the mind.

I heard through the screens a thud and a conversation going on. I looked at the screen and it was just Fluttershy though her back was turned so she must be talking to someone, or something since she talks to animals a lot. Me and Pinkie thought nothing of it and just kept moving forward. Pinkie's break was over so she needs to get back to Sugarcube Corner before she's late.

Pinkie went into the building, "Pinkie, your right on time! We need two batches of cupcakes STAT," Mrs.Cake said this at the cash register while gaining new orders from more customers. Pinkie saluted, I don't know how I was able to tell, and dashed into the kitchen.

"Hi Gummy! We need two batches of cupcakes STAT!" Pinkie greeted then told Gummy. Gummy did a salute with his tail and already got one batch done. "Thanks Gummy!" said Pinkie. Gummy nodded and went back to the counter he was at earlier.

I'n not even going to question how he got one batch of cupcakes done in a second since it's Pinkie's pet. What? Do you expect it to actually follow the rules of the world, pff, yeah right. After the three second wait on Pinkie making the cupcakes she gave both batches, in boxes, to Mrs.Cake and she gave us a list of orders. "We need these order done A.S.A.P. Pinkie, on the double," Mrs.Cake instructed the Pink One. Pinks did a salute, again I don't know how I know, and made these order of milkshakes, cakes, cupcakes, cookies, etc, in about three or four minutes with the help of Gummy the Crocodile.

Pinkie and I hear some commotion outside and decide to look at what is going on.

"This Is A Animal Demon A.K.A. One Of The Weakest Demons In Existence."

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When I looked outside I saw the Cutie Mark Crusaders riding their scooter and cart almost hitting some ponies. Luckily they turn before anyone can get hurt. Pinkie sighed in relief and went back to making orders. Mrs.Cake yelled from the counter, "Pinkie we need the 'special four point five' treat."

At that Pinkie froze like a statue, "Is the customer certain about it?" she asked in a slightly shaky voice for some reason.

"Yes Pinkie. The customer is certain and he wants half a cup of it," confirmed Mrs.Cake. I looked at the feeling screen and Pinkie is feeling VERY scared for some reason. I looked at a new screen that appeared while I was gone, it says why Pinkie is feeling what. It says Pinkie is scared of the order since it's a coffee that can keep someone up for four years with just a cup, it's usually served at an ounce so the person will only have a wake up call that lasts four days.

'Half a cup would mean two years of energy, that is not healthy for your mind,' I thought in worry for this being. I looked at the screen that shows Pinkie's vision and saw her opening a metal box with a biohazard sign on it while wearing a hazmat suit over her clothes. She picked up a pitcher and poured some of the coffee in it into a cup. She slowly went to the counter and gave it to a very tired looking Wake Eye, he's a white coated pegasus with a black mane and tail as well as blue eyes and his cutie mark is a half lidded eye. He took it, payed for it, nodded in thanks, and drank it.

Pinkie blinked into the kitchen before the coffee could kick in. Wake Eye didn't say anything since he's a mute in case you were wondering. There was the sound of a small explosion happening from the main room. Through the screen, what I saw was a mess! Luckily no one had any food in the room so it wasn't that bad. Also Wake Eye was nowhere to be seen. Pinkie took out a smoke bomb from her hair, don't ask me why she has that, and threw it down.

When the smoke cleared out the room looked brand new! It was even shining in some places as well. Nothing that interesting happened for quite some time. That is until Gummy decided to try and bite Pinkie which tickles her since he has no teeth. But that only lasted for five minutes. Mrs.Cake said that it's closing time now for Sugarcube Corner.'Hey Zalgy. Maybe I can give you a tour and meet my friends?' Pinkie mentally suggested after closing the place. It was only closing at 4:00 P.M. since it's a Monday.

I hmm'd at that and said, "Sure. I'm bored anyways and there's nothing to do." Pinkie cheered slightly and begun the tour. First was Sugarcube Corner since it was the closest one to show and tell me about. Next was Twilight's home 'Golden Oaks Library' who wasn't there for some reason so we left it alone for later. Then we went to Carousal Boutique.


A ten minute walk later we arrived Carousal Boutique. When we went in, me in Pinkie's head and Pinkie in the real world, a female's voice yelled, "One moment and I'll be with you!" And, true to her word, the girl was there a moment later. Turns out it's, surprise, Rarity, the best and only fashionista in Ponyville. She was wearing some plain jeans, a purple short-sleeved shirt, and red glasses.

"Hiya Rarity, I was just passing by and was wondering. Do you know where Twilight is?" Pinkie said after Rarity said hello.

"No, I'm afraid I don't know where Twilight is. Would you like some tea while your here? Rarity said after thinking for a second. Pinkie happily agreed to the offer and they were talking about their days, I wasn't listening that much.

Until demons were mentioned. "It was awfully dreadful that Lyra and Vinyl were possessed by demons. At least according to this new pony names Zalgy Cake, quite the odd looking one from what I've heard. Rarity brought up.

"I've talked to her actually, two minutes ago in fact. She is a nice mare, although it kinda saddened me that she doesn't like parties a lot but you can't win them all. Also you are kinda correct with her looking odd but nopony is the same," Pinkie said, agreeing with Rarity about my looks.

"Oh you've seen her? Could you tell me what she looks like? Rarity asked with interest in her eyes while she did so.

Pinkie nodded and she described me saying, "She kinda looks like me but with a red coat, a darker red mane and tail, red dots in black pits for eyes, a black shape that acts like her mouth, though it doesn't move when she talks most of the time, and a upside down t for a cutie mark."

"Hmm. What does she wear?" Rarity asked.

"She wears a black shirt with a broken red heart along with red going along the sides of the shirt, a red skirt, and red boots with a black bottom," was Pinkie's accurate answer of what I wear. Then a little bit later we left the building and continued the tour.


After going to Sweet Apple Acres and getting a quick rundown of it since Applejack and her family were too busy at the time to talk and Pinkie telling me we can't see Rainbows house since it's in the sky, we went to Fluttershy's cottage.

When we entered we found Twilight with a bleeding snout and a strange little thing in a cage of all things, probably a demon and a really weak one at that if these two were even able to put it in a cage so easily. The thing was a quadruped pony with a purple coat like Twilight's, a scorpion tail of all things, a darker purple mane and tail, had cyan eyes, and was only 3.4 feet tall. It was glaring daggers at Twilight and Fluttershy was sitting on her couch with a sad expression.

Pinkie left the door way and asked me in her head, 'Zalgy can you use you physical manipulation to be two of us, one that you control and one I control?' I thought this long and hard before I replied.

"I could try. But don't be disappointed if I can't do that," was what I said. We switched places with me in control. First I made myself normal, for ponies at least, before I tried splitting in two. It took about half a minute but it worked somehow.

My eyes were red and looked like how a real pony's eye looks, my mouth now was a real one with some fangs, intimidation and ability to eat meat included, but besides that I look the same as when I'm controlling Pinkie's body, including the clothes. Pinkie and I entered the building the building to see what's going on.

"It's Not A Demon?" 'I'm A She!' Yay, A New Friend! "*Face palm* She's Not Our Friend Yet." Yet!

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When Pinkie and I entered Fluttershy's cottage, with separate bodies thanks to physical manipulation, Pinkie yelled/asked "What happened here?!" Twilight looked away along with Fluttershy.

"Oh hi Pinkie. Who's your friend?" said Twilight. Fluttershy said hi as well but you know her, she's really quite. Pinkie introduced me to the girls.

I heard a thud as if a cage fell and looked to see the creature trying to get Twilight. I punched it by the face and threw some knifes to keep her on the wall. I pulled out my sword and asked, with an angry face, "Could you tell me why you are attacking Twilight, the purple one if you don't know who she is?

After I asked she looked me straight in the eye and said, "The purple one attacked me first thus she enacted The law of my pack of fighting. Its until one dies or is sworn to servitude." She's a courageous one, I'll give her that. And law of the pack? Huh she probably shouldn't do that to a princess since her kind would become enemy number one. None of the major villains killed a princess except King Sombra with the old ruler of the Crystal Empire.

The little critter was trying to get out of the knives, it's impossible without help or if you were able to use magic. "You, red giant, let me down," she said.

"Not until you decide to not follow that pack law of fighting in while Equestria," was my answer.

She replied in shock, "What! That's not possible, that would be a death sentence to abandon the way of the pack." I just looked unimpressed and I didn't care about the consequences if she didn't follow that law. I just wanted no violence since I've already been through enough of it today.

Fluttershy decided, although quietly, to join the conversation between me and the creature by saying, "Miss Cake, scorpony packs usually are close to each other even though they fight a lot." After that she went back to talking with Pinkie and Twilight, not even noticing that the 'scorpony,' as she calls it, escaped.

"You wouldn't be abandoning the way of the pack, you would just not be following a rule while in another pack's territory and instead be following their rules since your a guest," I said hoping that would be able to make her get it and stop attacking Twilight.

"That's just stupid why would I follow another packs rules," she stated with a 'are you serious' look. She also seemed to be examining me for some reason...meh whatever.

"Because peace is better than war, and we would rather not go to war under a misunderstanding now would we?" I asked with a tone that clearly said I was slightly stressed today. I was pretty sure I was showing an unstable smile but I'm not sure. Also my right hand turned blue, don't know how or why, where'd I put my sword you ask? I put it in my hammer space a minute ago.

She then said, "Packs go to war all the time, why would this be any different?" Then after a moment or two she adopted a look of realization and said, "Oh I get it your pack is weak so why don't you leave that weak pack and come be my alpha male." I swear I heard glass shatter, my entire right arm was now blue. Now I'm certain I had an unstable smile on my face as well.

I giggled for a second and said, "The pack I live in is not weak. We just prefer peace over war since war is sooo annoying to us."

Pinkie noticed my look and grabbed my arm before dragging me away all the way to her room in the blink of an eye. She slapped me across the face and said in worry, "Snap out of it Zalgy, I know that look! Don't go to the light that is craziness and I mean the unkind one!" After she slapped and such I shook my head and my arm turned back to red like it's supposed to be, I also regained what's left of my sanity.

"Sorry Pinkie, fighting two demons and having to deal with being asked to be someone's mate is just making me get stressed," I said in a sad tone. She accepted my apology, told me it turns out that the creature is a scorpony, which live in the Badlands, and the most surprising thing happened. We both went back to sharing one body, I don't know why but we did, we just merged all of a sudden. I was in control after that happened, I took a pocket watch out of my mane and checked how long it took for this to happen. "It took fifteen minutes? Huh good to know my hypothesis was correct," I said casually.

'You knew this would happen?!' Pinkie yelled in my head. I explained that I thought it would likely happen since everything has a limit, she understood and agreed that it makes. After that I switched control with be being in my mind scape again and told her we should go back to Fluttershy's cottage. We dashed back to the cottage to see Viper in the cage again and Twilight and Fluttershy were hugging each other.

"What happened while we were gone?" Pinkie asked. I didn't hear the answer since I fell asleep.

In The Dream Realm

I woke up to my little cabin in my mind scape with the screens shut off for some reason. I decided to take a walk through the forest but when I opened the door I found a ruined Ponyville. I ran around looking for survivors but all I found were dead bodies that each held the same message carved in their body. 'I am always here, your blood lust.' I don't know what the message is talking about but it's kinda creepy that this is happening.

I finally walked up to Sugarcube Corner if you can call it that. The place had holes everywhere as well as burn marks and looks of a struggle inside. I went up to Pinkie's room in worry, when I opened the door I saw that it's the only place that was clean and everything was in their place, the only thing missing was Pinkie Pie herself. I looked at the Cake's room and found Mrs. and Mr. Cake mangled like a wild viscous animal got to them, it was the same with the Cake Twins the poor things.

"You'll never escape me. One day you will fall under my influence and I will be able to kill as much as I want!" a voice similar to mine said. I turned around and what I saw was me but dark grey and not red. She was showing a smile with bloody red teeth. "You can't escape me," she said again. Then she bit my head off!

Back In The Real World

I think so at least, I couldn't tell since I woke up in my cabin but this time the screens were on and working perfectly. 'It was just a dream,' I thought in my head. I looked at the sight screen and saw Pinkie putting the Cake Twins to sleep. After they went to sleep and Pinkie left their room I asked, "Pinkie is it all right if we split to two again?" Pinkie nodded.

We switched control and I split us to two after making myself the way I looked earlier at Fluttershy's. While we were going to the main room Pinkie said, "I should set a timer for fourteen minutes to let us know we're going to merge back together." I agreed and Pinkie took out a timer from her tail, I don't know why she didn't have it in her mane, and set it for fourteen before then putting it in her mane. Pinkie and I decided to do some cleaning and organizing around the place. We were trying to be as quite as possible since the entire Cake family is sleeping.

We decided, after cleaning the place, to walk around Ponyville while it's somewhat awake. While we were walking around I decided to play a song with my new sound ability.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cK-ySp0HP4&index=88&list=PLNyjt3j9hR-fCDeaUtBemrykzpoNi9EOR

I have a slight weakness to love songs, don't judge me. Pinkie was applauding and cheering at my performance. I also saw the CMC clapping at the performance as well. "That was amazing!" they said at once.

"How did you do that without a horn?" asked Sweetie Bell. I told her that I'm a special case when it comes to a lot of things like Pinkie.

"Are ya new in town?" asked Apple Bloom.

"I'm new in town but the whole reason there hasn't been a party yet is since I like to know everyone that's being invited," was my answer that Apple Bloom asked for the three of them. We noticed that it was sun down and the CMC left after saying bye. We left as well and went into Pinkie room, merged back to one, gave Pinkie control, changed into pajamas, and went to sleep. Let's hope my blood lust doesn't try to give me another nightmare.

"I Guess We Could Visit Your Family?" Perfect Idea, Let's Go!

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Me and Pinkie woke up to a new day, a Tuesday to be specific. Today there was no work since on Tuesdays Sugarcube Corner is closed. 'Hey Zalgy, do you have any suggestions on what we should do?' Pinkie mentally asked me.

My reply was slow and had some uncertainty to it, "Perhaps you could introduce me to your friends other than Fluttershy and Twilight? And After that you could introduce me to your family since we're kinda sisters?" She gasped at the idea and agreed with lots of enthusiasm. She also decided to introduce me to Rarity first before Applejack and then Rainbow Dash.


After the whole process of turning to two we went to Rarity's home, Carousal Boutique. We entered the building and Rarity's voice yelled from her work room, "Be there in a moment!" and she entered the room about five seconds later.

"Oh hello Pinkie, I didn't expect you to be here. Who is this?" Rarity said in slight surprise at seeing Pinkie and then said in interest when she noticed me.

I said, in response to her question, "My name is Zalgy Cake and, in a way, I'm Pinkie Pie's twin sister." When I said that Rarity took a face of slight surprise and nodded in understanding.

"Well it's nice to meet you Zalgy Cake, my sources said you looked different than how you actually look so I was expecting,-" Rarity couldn't finish the last part since I cut her off.

"Someone with black pits with red dots for eyes and a black shape that represents and acts like a mouth?" I asked innocently. Rarity nodded, "That's what I look like when I'm fighting demons actually darling, when I'm not fighting demons or anything in general I look like this," I said while gesturing to myself at the end of my sentence.

"Well would you like some tea and cookies? I'm not that busy today and I was about to take a break before you two came in," Rarity offered. We accepted and talked a bit, it was mostly girly stuff but I'm slightly like a tomboy, or tomcolt as they call it here, so I didn't take part on that topic much. The tea was a herbal one with some honey, it was really good same with the chocolate chip cookies.


Pinkie and I decided to do a race to Sweet Apple Acres, Pinkie didn't need to direct me there since I was in her head when she went there from Rarity's, and I won the race by two inches! If it wasn't for my advanced speed I would have lost by miles!

When we entered Sweet Apple Acres we found Applejack kicking a tree to make apples fall from it. Pinkie yelled "Hey Applejack I want you to meet someone!" Applejack stopped doing what she was doing and came over.

"Howdy there Pinkie! How ya'll doing?" Applejack asked in a friendly matter.

"I'm doing good AJ. Now I want you to meet my twin sister Zalgy Cake," Pinkie said and introduced. Me and Applejack shook hands and introduced ourselves to each other.

I heard someone screaming, "Everyone take five step backwards and Pinkie get one of your emergency mattresses," I said after hearing the screaming. Pinkie took a mattress and put it between us and Applejack before we all took five steps back. The screaming got louder and then, by the looks of it, Rainbow Dash crash landed into the mattress. Me and Pinkie fist bumped at that since we calculated correctly where she would land.

Rainbow stood up and shook her head before saying, "Ouch. What hit me? I was flying perfectly fine before something hit my head and got me spinning uncontrollably." She noticed me, Pinkie, and Applejack standing a few feet away from her. "Oh hey guys, who the new pony?" Rainbow asked when she noticed me.

I did a small mock bow and said, "Zalgy Cake is my name, fighting demons is the game that I play." I stood up and did a mock salute after saying that.

Rainbow chuckled at that, "I like you already. Name's Rainbow Dash, the fastest pegasus in Equestria. She and I shook hands and the four of us were talking for a few minutes. Until Pinkie's timer went off.

"Oh shoot. We're going to be late for the train! Gotta go now bye!" Pinkie said that and dragged me off to the train station and we merged again. I was in Pinkie's head this time since I didn't want to be in control right now. Pinkie bought two tickets after we split yet again and waited for the train to arrive. Once it did arrive we got into a cart filled with other ponies, and I think I saw a griffin but I'm not sure, and the train started moving after everyone that was waiting on the station came in and everyone the needed to leave the train left.

I don't know why but I started getting really sad while we were riding the train. I think it's because I'm thinking about my amnesia that I seem to have. I decided to distract myself with a love song so I won't become blue literally.

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While the song was playing everyone was wondering where it was coming from and looking around. Since it was obviously annoying them I made it only focus into my ears and not a stray whisper of the song escaped.

I noticed a slightly deformed bird fly through the window, I slashed it with a blue bladed and pink handled dagger since it was a demon. The bird was okay and it flew through a window across from my own, it also didn't look deformed anymore. The small demon gave telepathy which means I could talk to another with my mind now and can read minds, that could be heavily abused to win games and such but I won't use it except to talk with someone. Mostly.


We arrived at our stop six hours later. If Pinkie and I had a bit for every close call we would have been able to buy Ponyville! Anyways we stepped out of the train and it left faster than you can say 'The fudge is burning!' Me and Pinkie walked to the edge of town, Pinkie was hopping up and down like she drank some of that four year lasting coffee for some reason. If you think she did you are wrong since she Pinkie Promised never to drink coffee years ago, I know since I asked her. We came to the edge of town and found the rock farm, it's pretty easy to find since the edge of town just looks dead.

"Wait. The Entire Pie Family Has A Similar Situation We Are In?!" It's A Family Thing To Have A Good Demon Use You As A Host. "Why Didn't You Tell Me?!" You Never Asked. "Anyways. Some Family History!"

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"I'm so excited I could just explode!" Pinkie then exploded in confetti when she said that. She then popped out of my mane and continued by saying, "I haven't seen my family in person since I left the rock farm which makes me more excited and slightly nervous at the same time. How about you?" She jumped out of my mane and kept bouncing while I was walking.

"I'm nervous but slightly excited at the same time to be honest," was my reply. We came upon the barn door and Pinkie knocked while bouncing in one place. A light gray pony with a dark blue mane/tail and wearing a dark grey small dress reaching down to her knees and black boots answered the door. Her cutie mark was a rock shaped like a diamond.

The pony had a very monotone voice while saying, "Hi Pinkie, it's been a while." Pinkie squeed and hugged the pony saying apologies for not visiting often enough and such. After that was over Maud, I heard Pinkie call her that so I'm calling her that, said, "So Pinkie who's this you have with you."

I answered her question by introducing myself as such, "I'm Zalgy Cake! Slayer of demons, only the mean or mindless ones, and general nice pony as well as Pinkie's demon." Maud's eyes slightly widened when I said the slaying demon part for a second before regaining her natural look. Then suddenly me and Pinkie merged right in front of her! Pinkie must've forgotten to set the alarm after the last merge.

I was in control at first but I immediately switched control and mentally said to Pinkie, 'You're the one explaining!' And I just paced in my little living room where the screens are in worry that something bad will happen afterwards.

I looked at the Screen of Sight and saw Maud raise an eyebrow and said, "Wow Pinkie. I was starting to worry if you were going to get a demon partner or not."

"I know right! I was wondering as well. It took soooo long but I finally got a demon like every Pie family member! That's one thing taken off my bucket list," Pinkie said with lot's of excitement. The Screen of Feeling was showing that Pinkie was slightly nervous but super excited for some reason. The Screen of Feeling's Reason says that Pinkie is excited since getting a demon was common in the Pie family and she was the only one without one, until yesterday of course, and she was nervous since she doesn't know how most of her family would react to me and my small 'hobby' of killing other demons, large or small.

I heard a panicked knock on the door of my cabin suddenly. Confused by this I went to the door and opened it to find nothing but the endless grey forest that my mind scape takes the form of. I shrugged and closed the door before sitting on my couch, watching what was going on in the real world. Now I'm really confused though, why didn't Pinkie tell me about this earlier? Pinkie and Maud are in a living room at the moment with some other ponies sitting on a couch opposite their own.

The one on the very left was a dark tan(?) coated stallion with a graying mane/tail/sideburns from age and dark yellow eyes, wearing a suit, a tie, and a fedora, his cutie mark was a pickaxe.

The one next to him was a light gray coated mare with a very dark grey mane/tail and blue eyes, wearing a small dress that screams 'teacher,' she even has the glasses and mane style to boot, her cutie mark was three rocks.

The next one was a turquoise(?) coated mare with very light grey mane/tail and light green eyes, wearing an outfit that says 'stereotypical teenager,' a spike bracelet on her left wrist, ripped pants skirt in a fashionable way, same with the green shirt, and high heeled black boots with spikes around the ankle area, her cutie mark was a lime hovering above to pieces of stone.

The last one was a light grey coated mare with a slightly dark grey mane/tail and dark blue eyes, wearing a really dark grey jacket over a dark green shirt with a lighter green skirt and she wears a pair of heeled boots. Her cutie mark was three marble shaped stones.

Turns out they're the rest of Pinkie's family, in order from left to right they're Clyde Pie, Cloudy Quartz, Limestone Pie, and Marble Pie.

Clyde said, "So Pinkie, may we meet your demon friend?" Pinkie nodded and we did the process of splitting to two again and if you can't already tell it's getting really annoying to do it so many times. I grabbed my knife from my hammer space and decided to just toss it up and catch it like you would find some people do in shows or movies.

I put the knife away after a moment and said, "Ello mates. The name's Zalgy Cake, the killer of demons but only the bad ones. Great to meet ya."

After the introductions Limestone asked, "So how long have you been with Pinkie and can you tell us about your abilities?" I complied and said my abilities. They were surprised at my ability to influence others but weren't exactly surprised at most of my other abilities.

Marble spoke up and said, "I was thinking more would pop up for Pinkie's demon to be honest." She realized she said that out loud and said, "Sorry! I didn't mean to be rude. Please forgive me!"

I forgave her and said, "Oh but that would make Pinkie predictable which means that the world has to pick another so it would be unpredictable just like how Pinkie will almost always be. Now I feel like having a history lesson after all, I'm technically part of the family now."

The Pies went to a discussion for a bit before Cloudy Quartz stood up and said, "I will be the one explaining." The rest of the family agreed and went back to their seat before Quartz continued, "You see around one thousand and fifteen years ago I believe, when Discord was in charge of Equestria, our ancestors were exposed to so much chaos magic that when Discord was first put to stone the Elements of Harmony put all the left over chaos magic into our ancestors. After the chaos magic got 'settled in' with the harmony magic we already had the combined magic gave our family friends, one for each family member, they were demons that were good and didn't deserve staying in Tartarus."

After catching her breath for a second she said, "These demons always seemed to get along with their host since they either have a somewhat similar personality, were complete opposites, had similar likes, or something else but they always got along. The demons could take control whenever they want but they're usually too nice to do it, so they only took control on certain occasions such as we're being attacked or some formal/sad event was going on like a funeral or a party. That's about the short version that explain everything."

I nodded and I asked if their demon could take control so I can meet them. They said it was alright and changed to their demon forms. The first one was Marble's who now looked like a Houndoom, the Pokemon.

After Marble was done Limestone went to her form which was-

"The Family's Demon Forms. And What An Odd Ordeal."

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Limestone became some kind of robot made of ice...I don't know what to say about that.

Maud turned into water shaped as her and somehow staying in that shape. Clear water for her skin/fur/whatever while where her clothes are there is murky water that's impossible to see through.

Igneous became a being made of rocks that was strangely shaped like a Tyranitar but still the same height.

Cloudy Quartz just stayed the same, likely since she was married into the family and not born in it. I was a little surprised at the forms since it went perfectly with their hosts, Limestone being a hot head with an ice demon balances greatly, Maud having a water demon and going the flow just like her, and Igneous is just because it fits him.

You know how a tea pot makes a high-pitch screech when it's ready, that interrupted our meeting and made me have to cover my ears since I'm slightly sensitive with high-pitch sounds.

Cloudy went over and got rid of the horrid noise and came back quickly before saying, "Someone's coming over," and putting the tea down onto the table. I heard beeping coming from my mane and found a piece of glass making the noise.

"What's that?" Pinkie asked me. I told her I have no idea and found the most odd sight ever. I saw a bunch of quadruped ponies walking through an empty Ponyville in the glass. They were the Mane 6 but Twilight had glasses, there was an oddly colored changeling with them, and Sunset Shimmer was leading the way. The glass then vanished in a flash of purple with no trace of it's existence but memory.

"Well that was strange," the other Pie family members agreed with that statement except for Cloudy since she's answering the door. I wonder what's taking Cloudy so long. I got up to see what was going on and found that Cloudy was being held at knife point by a unicorn mare that looked like a bandit. I got pretty angry at the sight but my 'switch' turned off and I'm in monotone mode at the moment. "How about you let her go before your injured badly," I told this mare in a monotone that meant business.

She laughed at that and said, "How about you give me the money my group commanded or she will get a cut across the neck." She pressed the knife on Cloudy's neck when she said that. I thought of my options of what to do before getting an idea but I don't like it all that much. I could put the mare under my influence, but I'll get some of her personality and I don't know any of it so I could be greedy for money and valuables or maybe have a hidden bloodlust, which I already have, that comes up and makes me go crazy.

I lifted up my hand, palm towards the bandit, and said, "Influence." The bandit's coat turned to a dark purple while her mane and tail became a dark indigo and her eyes turned into black pits with a white dot as her pupils, her mark even changed to a black star with a white star above and below the black one. She was now Dimmed Star, dark magic expert. She got rid of the knife, saluted, and teleported away with the command to bring the bandits to jail as quickly as possible.

The rest of the family came over right before the conversion of influence and after that, they seemed to be shocked along with Cloudy. She seemed to be fine and wasn't even having her heart beating quickly from that ordeal, it likely means that this happens really often. "I hate using that ability," I commented out loud.

This Deal, I Will Accept.

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Throughout the week staying here I've been helping around the rock farm and getting to know everyone better. Not much happened after the small incident with the bandit other than a small haunting demon problem which, after solving it, gave me the ability to go through most solid objects, though I can't enter a building without permission unless I own it or it's a public building that's open and I can't go through living things which sucks flank since that would have been nice.

This is the last day me and Pinkie are going to stay before going back to Ponyville and I just got done fighting Maud's demon, Brizo. I've been training for a while with the other demons, trying to get a feel for fighting since I usually just dodged when I got into a fight in my old life, those other fights were just instinct and adrenaline. I was pretty tired and Pinkie said yet again, 'Another lost, sure, but that just means we can get better!' She always says this when we are done sparring to try to cheer me up since she can see that I'm a little down for losing.

I went to the guest room to start packing things for our return, clothes, toothpaste, toothbrush...party supplies. I always find party supplies somewhere even though no one puts them there. I one time even found the bathroom filled to the brim with party supplies! They vanished whenever we look away for even a second. Anyways, I continued putting the stuff away before hearing a knocking at the door. "The doors open," I said in response to the knock.

When I turned around I saw some ink(?) but I can't be sure since I suddenly had the lights turn off, A.K.A I was knocked out.


When I woke up I found myself in some kind of room that was vaguely familiar. It kinda looked like the first room in Bendy And The Ink Machine after you walk down the walk way. "Welcome, to my mind," I heard an unfamiliar voice say behind me. When I turned around I saw a black coated earth pony or unicorn stallion with horns on the sides of his head and a black mane wearing a black suit and tie, this guy LOVES black, oh look, he has white gloves, lastly he has a demon tail instead of a regular one.

"So, what do you think? Too much like the real Bendy's place?" he asked with a small frown of worry. I slightly nodded my head in a yes. "Change of scenery then!" the strange stallion yelled, making the place become a beach with an ocean of ink going to the horizon. "How about now?"

"Better. It's more relaxing and open than that place," I answered honestly. This guy seems nice, am I right? But there is that weird vibe I'm getting from him.

"Good, good. I love the place to be relaxing when I'm making a deal." Deal? "Yes, a deal. But we'll do that later. First, let me introduce myself. My name is Bend Ink but call me Ben. I'm a little like you, used to be a human beforehand but were demons from the start without knowing." How does he know that little fact? I've never even thought back to that except when I was confused in the first chapter. "I'm known to make many deals and I never have had someone refuse one of them before." The way he said 'never' may or may not have put me off a little. "Your turn~," he said all sing song like.

"Zalgy Cake's the name, killing evil demons is my game," I said while striking a little pose. He did a 'go on' gesture, likely meaning he want to know a little bit more about me. After rolling my eyes I said in a plain voice, "I'm a demon that had the previous host to be a human, my current host can break the rules of all things involving reality including magic and physics and I have a love for chocolate as well as the color grey and red. Happy?"

"Thanks for the info. Now, here's my proposal. You simply do this tiiiiny errand for me and I'll lend you some of my abilities or you could share some of your past before coming to this world, whichever you choose. Us demons got to stick together, right?" Hmm, that is a very tempting offer, but it can't be that easy. Also, I only remember having a human host before but nothing about what I did with my host so I can't do the second option.

"Are there any drawbacks?" I asked with a raised eyebrow, even though I don't have real one's.

"None that I know of," he said.

"I guess I except this deal then," I went to shake his hand but the most crazy thing happened before I could. First, the inky ocean turned pink. Second, the sand became small yellow candies. Third, the clouds turned into cotton candy. And fourth, Pinkie appeared with a giant red hammer.

"There's only room for two buster! Now get out, before I use this hammer I found!" Jeez Pinkie, I had no clue you had a fighting side.

Bend Ink turned into some kind of monstrosity made of ink that looked kiiinnndaaa like a werewolf before saying, with two overlapping voices might I add, threateningly, "This won't be the last time we see you Zalgy." He then turned to Pinkie. "As well as you Pinkamena." He then disappeared in a puddle of ink and we found ourselves in a shared mindscape that had half of it a grey forest with those weird timberwolves and the other half was a cheery candy land.

"How does he know your real name?" I thought out loud.

"Why does your mind seem creepy?" Really Pinkie? You're wondering about that instead of who that was? "Do you know who that guy is?" There it is.

"For the second question, he's some kind of demon named Bend Ink, he likes to be addressed as Ben though for some reason," was my answer. "For the first one, I have no clue. I just wanted a little building to be my mindscape but it seems to be infinitly big so I probably should have done something else for the place."

"So the forest and Timberwolves came on their own, got it." I think it might have something to do with my mind wandering a lot of the time but basically that's correct.

After just admiring how our vastly different mindscapes looked we heard someone. "Zalgy, Pinkie are you alright?" I think Marble found us. I let Pinkie take command while I tried to figure out why I accepted the deal so easily, I would normally not except a deal like that, there are too many possible risks! Perhaps the guy has some kind of ability that involves charisma? That may be why...

I kept thinking up of different reasons why I accepted before I heard Pinkie mentally calling my name. "Yeah Pinks?" I asked with interest.

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After The Deal Incident Thing

After getting up and reassuring Marble that we're okay I started shaking all over and having an eye-flutter at the same time for about three seconds. Le gasp! There's somepony new to Ponyville! But that can wait for a few minuets, family goodbye must come first.

I dragged the family to outside the house after packing everything in 1.265 seconds flat. "It was great seeing you guys again. It's feels like it's been forever since I last visited when it was only about...oh wait. Right it's been about six-seven years, time flies," little ol me said this in case you couldn't tell by the text color.

"Let me guess. 'I hope you guys have a good time while I'm gone and remember, try to always stay happy!'" Inky knows me well. I nodded an affirmative.

Marble gave me a quick hug before saying, "Please stay safe Pinkie, love you."

"I love you as well Marble," I said with a large smile, "And you Dad, as well as Mom, Inky, Limestone, and Maud!" In my speed talk I then said, "SorrybutIgottagonow!Newponyintown,loveyouallandhaveaniceday!"

The translation is, "Sorry but I gotta go now! New pony in town, love you all and have a nice day!" They luckily can understood me since they're so used to it.

After giving a bear hug to each of them, and all of us shedding maybe a tear or two like when I first left the town, I went to the train station, bought a ticket, and jumped through one of the train windows, while doing a barrel roll in the air, before landing on my hooves in a bow. The passenger that saw this clapped at the display before the intercom went off saying, "Next stop is Ponyville, now leaving Rock Down."

Zalgy Cake's Point of View

'We're baaaaack.' I looked at the Screen of Sight and saw that we were already back in Ponyville and Pinkie is setting up decorations with the help of the Cakes. One of the twins were helping as well, don't ask me how but the unicorn one's magic surges are helping for some reason.

"Pinkie, could I help with the decorations?" I asked Pinks. Pinkie answered with a yes before going to her room and letting me take control and yada yada, you know how it is. Pinkie gave me some of the decorations and told me to put them. "Soooooo who's the new one in town exactly?" I asked Pinkamena.

"Oh shoot! I need to ask around, bebackinabit," and now Pinkie is poof! Gone and seeing who the new guy/girl is.

Mr. Cake started a conversation while putting up the banner that says 'Welcome to Ponyville' with the Mrs. by saying, "So, Zalgy. Where were you just a second ago?"

"Hanging out in Pinkie's room. I had no clue ya'll were preparing a party for a new pony coming to town until Pinkie came up and told me," was my answer.

"We didn't see you come in though," Mrs. Cake said, "How'd you get in their without us knowing?" I told her that I used parkour to get up there and left it at that. There was silence for about three minuets minus the sound of magic from Pumpkin before Pinkie came back from her search of info.

"From what I've gathered, the pony is known as Captain Ace and is a part of the Royal Guard or something along those lines. He's not very known except for that," Pinkie looked slightly disappointed on that fact but went super speed and finished the decorations before getting to a table with a large pile of envelopes and blank invitations. "We gotta hurry before he leaves!"

After writing invitations for everyone faster than you can say 'I forgot about the cake' Pinkie gave me half of them and quickly said, "Take a half of Ponyville and give out an invitation to everyone you see as quickly as you can!" Before she herself dashed like there was no tomorrow.

Since I don't want to be on her bad side I'm just gonna go and do it, be back in a bit.

"Holy Tomato Sauce! Get It?" Leave The Jokes To The Experts Next Time Zalgy.

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I'm back! Now here's the good news: I passed out all the invitations! The better news: There are two other new ponies! Bad news: There is a group of living tomatoes, strange I know, attacking Ponyville. Now here's the worst news: Ace left town already and we aren't allowed to throw a party for the two new ponies! Pinkie's gonna be so sad, unless I just don't tell her. I found out about the tomatoes while I was getting back to the bakery, tomatoes with actual faces were attacking those three flower ponies, what were they called again? Rose, Daisy, and...Dandelion? I'm not sure about the last one - back on topic Zalgy!

Anyways, I summoned a bow and arrow before firing bulls-eyes on the little red menaces(the tomatoes, if you thought I meant something else) but they just kept coming. I just kept destroying them in different ways before, for some reason, a tomato jumped over a building and crushed the others like it was nothing. This was HUGE, like almost as big as Sugurcube Corner huge! This large tomato let me ride it, it was a bumpy ride and hard to use a bow and arrow while on him but I betrayed him soon after.

I forgot to mention last chapter that during my stay at the Pie's home I learned something my book didn't tell me for some reason. That something is that we demons can use our negative emotions, including stress, fear, anger, etc, to give us a temporary boost of power. That one time I was turning blue was my negative form, downside is that we tend to go into a slight frenzy during that unless you have a strong enough will to not let your bloodlust take control. But since I don't have much willpower I can't do it entirely. I continued slicing them like there was no tomorrow and even doing some acrobatics while I'm at it to dodge some from hitting me too badly.

I tried a bite of one of those tomatoes. Bleh, don't eat em, don't eat em! I allowed my arm to go slightly blue and destroyed a few tomatoes inside out and sliced at even faster speeds since the timer is likely going to run out and I'll be launched over to Pinkie. Slashed one, slashed another, then I got pulled to the other side of Ponyville by an invisible force. Universe, you can be a jerk sometimes!

After colliding at super sonic speeds into Pinkie and explaining what was going on at the other side of town. This is the response I got, "Wait, there are tomatoes attacking Ponyville!? I knew this day would come." She went all serious and went to a secret compartment inside her room(I was launched through her window while she was waiting for my return) and guess what she pulled out. A honest by Luna bazooka and military outfit you would find in my old world! Although that could be some kind of partyzooka like her party cannon, but I saw her put live rockets in it I swear!

After putting the outfit over her clothes and loading the bazooka with ammo she jumped out the window and followed my instructions to where the tomatoes are. Why does Pinkie have a bazooka and military outfit? Don't know but I'll ask her later, after this problem is dealt with. But why not do it now? Because we're busy at the moment me! Pinkie and I separated while going through an alleyway and found the remains of them. "Wow. It seems we weren't needed," I said.

"Aww. I was hoping to try out these fireworks on them," Pinkie said with her head down. Wait, did she say fireworks! I thought they were rockets! Pinkie perked up and said, "We should get back to setting up the party." We dashed back to Sugar Cube Corner and checked everything multiple times to see if the party was completely ready.

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Abandon Studio In Manehatten

Another day of trying to find demons. Got about three today due to idiotic ritualists. I looked at my collection of demon souls, swirling vortexes of grey in a jar, to my left in a large cupboard with my katana, Zero, hanging next to it by the handle.

”If only there was a way to stop demons from coming,” I said out loud. ”But then again, I wouldn’t have much of a job then now would I?” I heard a beep on my map, another burst of demonic energy from Ponyville. I need to figure what’s causing that.

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A Small Hut Deep In The Everfree

Another demon? There have been too many signals from that town recently and who’s killing all but one of them? Could that one demon be killing the other ones? It has happened before on many occasions. I’ll check it out on a later date.

I look to my right to see my collection if demon dust with my scythe leaning against the cupboard holding the jars of dust. ”Perhaps I can add something unique to my collection,” I wondered aloud.

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Abandoned Graveyard

There’s gonna be trouble. The type to disturb the soldier's rest. Perhaps I can help stop that.

I looked at my transparent purple hand and sighed. I’m just a simple ghost, what can I do that could stop a large disturbance like that? Probably just annoy the ones responsible. I stood up from my gravestone and started walking in the direction I sense the disturbance, my healer robes dragging behind me. Cheers to actually doing something with my afterlife.

Ghostly Ghoul out.