> You Won't Remember Me > by Scott Curl > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Hello... And Goodbye > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello there. My name’s Wallflower Blush. Oh, did I startle you? That happens an awful lot with me. No, no. I’m not going to let go of your hand. I have a very good reason to hold on. You see… As soon as I let go, you’ll forget I was ever here. You don’t believe me? Then ask yourself this: how did you not notice the green girl standing right in front of you… totally naked? Yes, that’s right. I was standing naked in front of you for a good few minutes there. I’ve been naked this whole time. But you didn’t see me. Because you can’t see me. Not unless I’m touching you. That’s why I’m not letting go of your hand. Still don’t believe me? That’s fine… But I know where your phone is. Oh, yes. I picked your phone up when you weren’t looking at it. Plucked it right off of the table. And now it’s gone somewhere! I’ve seen you scouring through your backpack trying to find it! Oh, what will you ever do without your smartphone? You could search this whole cafeteria and never find it! Relax. I’m going to tell you where it is. I promise. But first… You’re going to listen to me. You’re going to listen to every word I have to say. And you’re not going to leave this table or let go of my hand until I’m done, or else you’ll never get your phone back. Do you understand? Wonderful. I’m glad you can be so agreeable. So. Let me start at the beginning. Have you ever heard of a little thing called the Memory Stone? Didn’t think so. It’s an artifact that lets you steal memories from someone. What memories? Any memories. And I used it. Oh, how I used it. At first, it was little things… But then, I used that Stone to make everyone here at CHS forget Sunset Shimmer was ever a hero. You among them. You forgot that Sunset Shimmer saved you at the Friendship Games. Or that she and her friends helped defeat Gaea Everfree. You all thought she was that same horrid monster she was when she first showed up. I admit… It was fun to watch everyone at school bend to my will. Then… I stole all of Sunset Shimmer’s memories of this school. I said a few things I shouldn’t have. I guessed something about Sunset, and I guessed wrong. It was a low point for me, I admit. But the gist of it is, Sunset Shimmer and her friends used their magic to zap the Memory Stone into pieces while I was holding it. I remember throwing up my arms to protect myself… Then… Well, to be honest? I’m not quite sure what happened. I saw a huge flash of light, and I felt a weird tingle all over my body. After that, things went dark. I guess I was knocked out. When I came to, I was alone. Those girls, for all their talk about ‘friendship’ and kindness, abandoned me and left me to my fate in the parking lot. At least, that’s what I thought at first. I mean, if you were them, wouldn’t you leave behind the girl who tried to ruin your life? Can’t really blame them after what I did. But after that day, I began to notice something. When I was at school, people wouldn’t notice me. I mean, they usually didn’t before, but this felt… different. Way different. The morning after I’d been blasted by that… friendship beam, I guess you could call it, I walked into school with my head down, thinking “Here comes endless months of detention, here comes humiliation by those seven girls…” I figured by then, the entire school would know what I’d done. They’d gotten all of their memories back. Including the ones of me erasing their afternoons, making myself a ghost in the hallways. But, no. No one said a word to me. I started raising my head a little more. Good thing, too. People were walking past me like I wasn’t even there. Most of the time, people might not talk to me, but they at least walked around me. That day, so many people kept bumping into me and knocking me over that I swore it was on purpose. But they all just looked confused. I mean, I heard a “sorry” here or there, but other than that? Nothing. Just getting to first period was a struggle, too. You know the hallways are always so packed that you can barely walk through them on a good day. Well, I shared that class with Sunset Shimmer. And there she was, in class, as popular as ever. You want to know the one thing I always liked about Sunset Shimmer? She’s gorgeous. A-plus, drop dead gorgeous. Oh, don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about. Even when she was the “Biggest Meanie” of CHS, Sunset Shimmer has always been sex on legs. That skirt, those jackets, those boots… And those sexy curves to go with it all. With an ass that I swear is as soft as a pillow. Mmph. Delicious little number. Believe me, I know. Ah, there it is. That look on your face says it all. You know exactly what I’m talking about. I can see your cheeks turning red from here. Don’t worry. If you liked that, you’ll really like the rest of it. Now, where was I? Oh, right. Sunset in class. So. Everyone was going up to her, telling her how sorry they were about their sudden “change of heart” about Sunset. Left and right, they just kept coming. And Sunset just sits there and lets it all roll off her back like water. I almost felt sick to my stomach. I don’t know if it was because of guilt, or anger, or jealousy… I just felt sick. I mean, how does a girl who nearly had her whole life destroyed still act so perfectly nice to everyone who so much as says a word to her? I could hardly take it! I thought I was going to scream! Until I heard this one guy named Sandalwood say “Can’t think of why we all suddenly hated you.” That got my attention. Did they not remember what had happened? All of the stolen memories went back to where they were supposed to be, I thought. I was so sure. So, class hadn’t started yet, and I had a little time to ask. I get right up next to Sandalwood, and I say “Hey, what did you mean you can’t think of why you hated Sunset?” He doesn’t say a word to me. Like he didn’t even hear me. I think he’s ignoring me. So I try again, louder this time. “You have to know what happened… Don’t you? Did you not hear about the Memory Stone? You don’t know? Did Sunset Shimmer not tell you? She had to have said something!” Still nothing. By that time, I’m so frustrated from everyone saying “sorry” to Sunset, I just snap. I let him have it. Like really have it. I scream at Sandalwood. “Look at me when I’m talking to you!” Now, I think everyone’s going to stare at me. Cause I just screamed at the top of my lungs. I cover my mouth, and I back up… and my ass rubs right into Sunset’s face. Suddenly, she freaks and pushes me away, so I turn right around, ready to call it a good life and meet my maker. “Sunset! I’m so sorry!” I try and say. But she’s just got this look on her face like she’s really confused. Now, I’ve got no idea what’s going on. So I wave my hand in front of her face. She just shrugs. Turns back towards the front of the class. So, now I’m totally lost. Everyone’s acting like I’m not even there. I really have to get their attention now. I take a deep breath, and I walk to the front of the classroom. Little secret about me? I’ve always had a thing for being naked in public. I know, hard to believe when I’m sitting here naked next to you, right? But it’s true. Could never act on it in school. Can you guess why? Exactly. All the trouble I could get in. At the time, I was so confused that I had to figure this out. Sandalwood ignored me, Sunset touched my butt, and then acted like it didn’t happen… I guess combined with being blasted with a magical rainbow laser the night before, I just kind of lost it. I went right to the front of the class, and I held the bottom of my shirt. I couldn’t believe what I was about to do. “You’re going to be seen as a weirdo,” part of my brain told me. “You’ll get suspended, expelled, you’ll get called all kinds of names, you’ll never live this down!” But another part of my brain was telling me that I had to do it. I needed to do it. It was like this itch I’d been waiting to scratch for ages. Finally, I just couldn’t take it anymore. I pulled my shirt up. Flashed the whole classroom. And do you know what they did? Nothing. Very good. You’re paying attention. I just stand there with my tits out, waiting for the laughter to start. It never comes. I’m just about to scream again when I hear the door open. In walks Miss Cheerilee. Now I’m totally frozen. “I’m dead,” I thought. “I’m absolutely dead.” And then she just goes to the blackboard, and everyone else just looks at her like normal. Now I’m starting to let a little less confused. And a little more… excited. They couldn’t see me. And the way I was breathing, I figured they couldn’t hear me, either. It wasn’t like before, where they were ignoring me. They actually couldn’t see me. But, just in case, I shouted “I’ll be right back, Miss Cheerilee!” and I ran out the door. I run into the hallway, the most horny I’ve ever been in my entire life. I can’t help myself. I push against the lockers, yank my pants down and start rubbing my pussy right there. I’m so wet already that I can hardly control myself. But there’s the last few groups of students running by after the bell rings. None of them see me. Of course, that just makes me move even faster. It’s not every day your biggest kink gets to come to life. I’m rubbing my back into the locker, and it’s making the door rattle. Another teacher’s walking by, sees the door rattling. So I yank myself off the locker quick before I’m caught. It made me realize that they can’t see or hear me, but I need to be careful with what I do unless I want to get caught. And really, that was part of the thrill. I might’ve been invisible, for lack of a better word. But there was always that chance, that little chance that anyone could just call me on it. I blow my cover, and suddenly I’m in Principal Celestia’s office, having to explain why I was masturbating in the hallway. God, it was so hot! In just a few minutes, I was cumming harder than I ever had before. I even screamed, just to be sure I wasn’t going to get caught. I wanted to really push the envelope. And no! No one stopped me! By the end of that, I just took a shower in the gym lockers and headed out. No one could see me, right? So no one was going to stop me from leaving. What? What’s with that look on your face? Oh, I get it. You still don’t believe me. You think I’m just pulling this out of my perfect green ass, right? Here. I’ll scream at the top of my lungs. Watch this. Hey! Everybody! I want to fuck Sunset Shimmer! I want to pound that hot piece of ass over one of these tables right now! Me! Wallflower Blush! I’d do her until she was screaming my name! … Wow. Look at that. Either they all think the same thing, or they really can’t hear me. What did I tell you? Are you finally starting to believe me now? Good. Now remember, don’t let go of my hand. You’re really going to like this next part. Flashing a classroom and masturbating in a hallway was Day One. Now, onto Day Two. It’s the afternoon, before third period. I’m standing outside by the school statue, feeling my heart about to beat out of my chest. I’m really about to do this. Yeah, I know that getting caught probably isn’t going to happen after what I saw yesterday, but ooh, the thrill that I might get caught doing it is setting my nerves on fire. What is “it?” Why, “it” is streaking across the school. I’ve got my shirt already off by the statue, and I’m just watching to see if anyone notices. Every sixty seconds, I told myself, another piece of clothing comes off. Just to see if anyone at all can see me. Nothing yet. I pull off my shoes. Then my socks. Then, I slowly slide my pants off. I’m standing there by the statue in my underwear. But those sixty seconds felt like an hour. I’m on the verge of freaking out. My heart’s beating so loud, I can hear it. I’m wondering what goes first: bra or panties? I can’t decide. Thirty seconds left. I’m breathing heavy. My hands are clutching my underwear. I just imagine myself in the middle of the school, when suddenly this all wears off, and I become a laughingstock for the rest of my life. I can just imagine everyone making a joke out of me. Maybe I’d finally get into the yearbook. Under “Best Dressed.” The clock hits zero. I can’t take it anymore. I unclasp my bra and yank it off, then I grab my panties and practically rip them away. There I am. Standing in front of the school, totally naked. It takes me a few minutes before I can finally start moving. I’m walking across the football field, feeling the air on my skin, and I can’t stop blushing. I’m fighting the urge to cover up, just telling myself over and over that they can’t see me. My whole body’s tense… But it’s washing away. Especially once I saw you-know-who running around the track. Sunset Shimmer, of course. I recognize that fiery hair anywhere. I stop in the middle of the field and I just watch her run by. She had on this black tank top and gym shorts for P.E, right? Ooh, God, she looked sexy. That, and she had this light coat of sweat from jogging… I couldn’t help myself. Well, who was gonna stop me, right? She stops running near the starting line, and she’s panting. Catching her breath. I walk over, standing up close to her. She’s around other students, but I know they can’t see me now. Doesn’t stop my heart from racing all over again before I talk. I can’t think of any time I’ve gotten this close to her. I forgot what I told myself before for just a second, because my hands instinctively move to cover up my body. I look right at her and I say “Hey… Sunset. It’s Wallflower. The girl who almost ruined your life?” Of course, she doesn’t hear me. Sunset stands up and stares forward like I’m not even there. I start lowering my hands as I look at that gorgeous face. “I’m sorry about what happened,” I say. “And I know you probably can’t hear me… or see me… But I’ve watched you from afar for a long time. And… I only wanted you to pay attention to me because…” At this point, I figure I’ve got nothing to lose. I stand up straight. I’m uncovered. “Because you’re the hottest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.” Then… Sunset takes a step forward. Bumps right into me. For just a second, I see her eyes go wide. She yells, and steps back. I yell, and fall flat on my ass. All of a sudden, I figure I’m caught. She was looking right into my face! The gym teacher’s right there! I’m dead for sure! But then, Sunset just looks confused. Everyone else starts looking towards me. “Is there a problem, Miss Shimmer?” asks the gym teacher. Sunset just shakes her head and smiles. “Sorry! I don’t know what that was… Must’ve been a bug or something.” Now, I don’t know what to think. I mean, can she see me, or not? I can’t wrap my head around it. So, the only way to figure this out is to ask her myself. But how am I going to ask her when I’m naked so she won’t freak out? Okay yeah, smarty pants. I could’ve gone back and gotten my clothes. But I didn’t feel like it. I was naked, and I was free! I wasn’t about to let a little thing like this stop me from what I wanted! But where’s a good place to be naked in public? Well, there’s really only one: the gym locker room. After third period ended, I waited in the locker room for Sunset to get out of the showers. Hey, I have some standards, okay? That, and it would have been way too easy to have someone else bump into me. Lucky for me, Sunset was taking a long time in the showers. By the time she actually stepped out, she and I were the only ones left in the whole locker room. I didn’t mind. It was convenient. What did I care? Anyways, once Sunset came out… It was a little hard to remember what I was supposed to be doing. What? You try staring at the most beautiful girl in the world when she’s just walked out of the shower! I bet you’d be a little shell-shocked yourself! Ugh. Anyway… I just had to wait until Sunset got to her locker to get her clothes. So, she’s turning the dial, and here come my nerves again. I’m really starting to worry about what she’s going to say once I touch her, but I have to know if this is hunch of mine is right. I’m hovering my hand over her, just about to touch her on the shoulder… And she starts looking around. I’m worried she’s seen me, or that someone else’s walked in. But then, she puts her clothes down on the locker room’s bench and starts breathing heavy. I say “Sunset?” forgetting that she can’t hear me. Then… she starts rubbing herself. Fingers across her crotch. Glancing at the doorway. Leaning over the bench. She’s got one finger tracing slow little circles around her clit, and her eyes are closing. Me? I’m just stunned. Forget about touching her; all of a sudden, I can’t even move. I mumble out “You gotta be kidding me…” as Sunset just keeps going to town on herself. Her face is turning bright red. She sits on the bench with her legs apart, rubbing faster, and playing with one of her tits. She’s squeezing and flicking her nipple, giving me the greatest show of my life. Her head leans back. She’s whispering. “Oh, I’m such a bad girl… Right where someone’s going to catch me, oh I’m so bad…!” I mean, how do you hear that and not boil over? I’m on my hands and knees, staring at her wet pussy. And now, ironically, I’m trying not to touch her, because I know that will interrupt this. But oh, it’s hard. It’s so hard not to want her. Just like that, half my fingers are shoved into my pussy, and I’m pumping even faster that I was the day before. I bite my lip, and I start to whimper. The smell of sex is everywhere. I’m wondering what Sunset’s thinking about. Is she worried what’ll happen if she gets caught? Does she even care? But I can see it on her blushing face. The thrill of doing it right where someone can see you. I know that look because I’ve made it over and over. It’s driving me crazy how bad I want her. All I can think about is rubbing my tongue across her clit until she’s begging me to go faster. Every moment that passes, I just fall for her that little bit more. “God!” I scream out to her. “How? How are you so perfect?!” And that’s what I realize as I look at up at Sunset. That’s what she is. Perfect. She’s perfect. The louder we’re both moaning, the more I know it’s true. The most beautiful creature on the planet, and she has the same secret kink that I do. She’s trying to hold back her moans because she might get caught. I’m screaming my head off because I know I won’t. By now, I’m dribbling down my legs, I’m so horny. I grab my breast and twist my nipple while I rub my fingers over my clit, pushing and rubbing, faster and faster. Finally, she leans her head back farther, covering her mouth with her hand as she cums. She’s panting and yelling into her hand, squirting across the locker room bench. I’m a second behind her. I’m screaming so loud, I swear I can hear an echo. I’m pounding my hips against my hand, gushing my honey everywhere, transfixed on her. After she’s done, Sunset gets this big smile on her face. And then… she licks her fingertip. I swear, she’s just trying to make me helplessly want her at this point. Sadly, that’s about where the fun ends. She uses the bath towel she had to wipe herself off before she throws her clothes on and darts out of the locker room, leaving me by myself. Meanwhile, there I am, in a heap on this locker room floor, wondering if that really just happened. I had to pinch myself a few times to make sure I wasn’t dreaming. But no, it really happened. Sunset Shimmer, a walking goddess, just rubbed herself off right in front of me. And she did it while wanting to get caught. Like an exhibitionist. Like me. Can you see where this is going? I think you can. But I have to wait two whole days to give her what I know she wants. Alternating class days, right? So I know I have to use Day Three to prepare. But that night, I realize: I never actually touched anyone. You know, to confirm whether or not someone who touches me can see me. The next day, I spend a few hours in the girls’ locker room, waiting until after P.E. classes to test this little quirk of mine. I pretend I’m a new girl who just forgot her locker combination, lightly holding someone on the shoulder. I ask “Excuse me… do you know how to open one of these lockers?” And of course, these girls all look at me, smile, and tell me how. Then, as they’re talking, I do a little slow count. “Three… two… one…” I pull my hand away. Every time, it’s the same reaction: they look really confused about what just happened. Then they just go on like nothing happened. They completely forget about me. I even did that to one girl seven times in a row, just to make sure. She forgot about me every time I took my hand off of her. The last girl, though, I decided to just tell her the truth. Why lie? I said to her “You’re going to forget I even exist. And tomorrow, I’m going to make sweet love to Sunset Shimmer right on this bench. That girl gets me so wet, I’m going to leave a stain that will never come out.” You should have seen the look on this girl’s face. It’s like she didn’t know if this was a prank or if I was just pulling her leg, or if I’m totally out of my mind. Priceless. Then, “three, two, one…” and I’m gone from her life forever. Just before the day ended, I swung by history class to see Sunset. Lucky for me she sits right in the front of the class, so I just slipped in and stood in front of her. She’s watching her teacher drone on and on, while I lean in and whisper to her. “Hey, Sunset. Gonna give you the time of your life tomorrow. I can’t wait.” I smile at her. “You know, I was really wrong about you, sexy. You’re perfect. And I don’t care if you won’t remember me. I’ll just have to make this the first time of many, won’t I?” I blew her a little kiss and winked. Then. Day Four. My moment of glory. It was pure agony having to wait until the end of third period. I tried shouting away my frustrations, but that didn’t help. Even sitting on the bleachers watching Sunset run across the track only helped so much. I wanted to rub myself right there in the stands, but I kept forcing myself to wait. I knew that when the time came, it was going to be worth it. Finally, third period ends. I’m waiting against the corner, watching everyone else leave until it’s just Sunset left in the showers like before. My heart’s about ready to beat out of my chest as I see her walk to her locker in nothing but a towel again. I swear, she’s managed to get even hotter since yesterday. I move up close to her, waiting until she sits down on the bench… gets comfortable… Starts slowly rubbing herself… And that’s when I make my move. I gently put my hands on her back. She almost jumps out of her skin as she looks back at me. “Hello there,” I say. “My name’s Wallflower Blush.” I can see it on her face that she’s worried about how much I’ve already seen. “Um, h-hello…” “Oh, did I startle you? That happens an awful lot with me…” I say as I start rubbing her back. “But don’t worry your pretty little head. I’m like you.” Her back’s tense. She’s nervous. “What do you mean, you’re like me?” I can’t help but smile. “I mean, I know what you were about to do… And I get it. I totally get how it feels.” She’s looking side to side. But I feel her back arch just that little bit. I’m off to a good start. So I keep going, making sure I’m keeping my hands going up and down her back the whole time. “I get how it feels to be naked where someone might catch you. How it feels to do such dirty things where you’ll be caught… The way your mind is fighting with itself, knowing what a bad girl you are… But you can’t deny how hot it makes you feel?” She’s breathing a little heavier. I lean in close to her ear. I can still smell the faint scent of the shampoo she used in her hair. I start to whisper. “I totally get it, Sunset… And to be honest? I do it too. I never thought there was someone else like me. Not until I saw you…” I get a little more bold, sliding my hands to her chest, teasing her nipples with my fingertips. I wonder for a split second if I’m going to fast before I hear her moaning. Her face is turning bright red. She turns her head and looks back at me. “Where… have you done it?” “The hallway…” I say. “Three days ago.” She pushes her chest into my hands and grabs my wrists. “You are a bad girl!” I can’t help myself any longer. “Oh, I’ll show you how bad I can be, sexy!” My hand goes to her crotch, teasing her lower lips as I give her a sloppy kiss. Her hand slides behind my head, and she kisses back. I even feel her tongue pushing against my lips. I thank whatever god will listen for giving me this power, and I squeeze her tit. She yelps, then reaches up and grabs my arm. By now, I think the introductions are over. So I climb over the bench, keeping my hands on her of course, and I kiss her again. She just grabs the back of my head and yanks me against her. Then, one hands goes down to my butt and gives me a good squeeze. I mean, this girl has wanted this bad for a while now. But as fun as it is making out with the hottest woman in the world, I know what I came here to do. I give her a couple more of those sloppy kisses before I start kissing down to her collar, then her breasts, and lower still, sliding my hands across her smooth skin down to her legs. The anticipation’s killing me, but I want to know she wants me. I go right past her pussy, keeping my hands on her legs while I rub all across her thighs, peppering her legs with little touches of my lips. It’s working. Sunset’s moaning, waiting for me to just dive into her, and I’m keeping her wanting. Little teases of my cheeks against her inner thighs are driving her crazy. I lean in right over her crotch, holding onto her smooth thighs, looking up at her. And she’s looking down at me, the cutest blush on her face. “We’re going to get in so much trouble if we’re caught…” she says. I can hear the excitement in her voice. I can’t keep her waiting anymore. I lean in so close that I can feel the heat from her folds. “Then let’s not get caught.” My tongue starts dancing over the hood of Sunset’s clit. Her hands start running through my hair as I work on her, letting my eyes close. I can already feel her taste leaking onto my tongue. Oh yeah. She wants this. I can tell once she starts pushing my face into her crotch. I mean, who am I to keep a lady waiting? So I start rubbing across Sunset’s folds with my lips, letting my tongue give her a nice slow lick once in a while. My hands rub past her thighs all the way back to her ass, giving her butt a nice squeeze of its own. Her clit’s exposed now… So I swirl my tongue around it, keeping my hands moving. I can tell she’s loving this, because she can’t sit still. She’s rocking side to side on the bench, making those lovely tits dance across her chest. She’s trying to keep the two of us concealed by biting her lip and keeping her moaning down. If someone walked in on us now, we’d both be expelled for sure. But that’s the thrill. Knowing what bad girls we are. A few more rubs of my lips and tongue over her labia, and I take Sunset’s clit gently into my lips to suck on it. Now I can’t help but moan as I’m savoring her in my mouth. Her hands shove against the back of my head, keeping my face glued to her crotch. So I give her rose a few more kisses before I get back to work on her clit. One of Sunset’s hands goes up to her chest, rubbing across her nipple and giving her breast a soft squeeze. I give her butt a squeeze to help her along. “Ooh, fuck…” says Sunset. “Oh, Wallflower, oh yeah… just like that!” Not that she has very far to go. I know how wet she is, and I know it won’t be long until my girl’s over the edge. I use my tongue to rub past her folds, giving her a few harder licks this time. My hands are working all the way from her butt to her thighs. I find this one spot right on her legs where she moans even louder, so I give that little spot a few nice pushes. Oh, that does the trick. Sunset clasps her hand over her mouth to muffle her voice because she can’t hold it back anymore. She’s so close. So I put her clit in my lips again and give that one special spot on her legs a firm push. I want her to know that I need her to cum right now. And she does! The taste of her honey gushes across my lips. I can’t help myself. I lick her again. And I don’t stop until she’s done. I’ve waited too long to get anything more than all of it. But I do let her come down, because I treat my girl right. She’s panting and moaning, and she has to take a second before she moves her hand away from her mouth. I keep my hands on her legs as I lean back with a smile on my face. “Aww, look what you went and did, sexy girl… Now you need another shower.” Sunset chuckles and smiles down at me. “That did make me feel pretty dirty.” She’s got a hint of that blush left on her face. It’s cute. “Oh don’t worry. There’ll be other times. I can get pretty bold. But that’s then. Now… You probably need to get dressed, don’t you?” She nods her head. “But aren’t you worried about being caught doing this?” I shake my head. “Nope. Just trust me, sexy: this won’t be the last time.” My head leans back a little further. I want to see her face. I loosen my grip. “Three… two… one…” I let go of her. Sunset blinks a few times, looking left and right, wondering what she’s doing looking at the floor. She looks up at the clock on the wall, and her eyes go wide. “What? How is it that late already? Oh man, I have to hurry, or I’m going to be so tardy!” She wipes herself off, throws her clothes on and bolts out the door. Meanwhile, I’m sitting there watching with the biggest grin of my life. Now then. I know what you’re thinking. Why did I tell you all of that? If you’re just going to forget as soon as I let go of your hand, why would I tell you about eating out Sunset Shimmer? A few reasons. For one, the looks on your face were worth it. Two, it feels good to actually tell someone about this. I mean, that day? The day that I first ate out Sunset? That was months ago. Yeah. Months. I’ve been a ghost in this school for that long. So these rare little opportunities to communicate with someone? It’s nice. And… There’s one other reason. But first, I need you to do something for me. Reach into your backpack. Now take out a piece of paper and a pen. Write this down, exactly: “Your phone is behind the trash can by the cafeteria door. Love, Wallflower Blush.” “P.S. Stay away from Sunset Shimmer.” Yeah. You heard me. I’ve seen the way you’ve been looking at my girl. And I don’t like it. Sunset Shimmer is mine. You hear me? She’s mine. I can’t be seen, and I can’t be heard. And people forget about me as soon as I stop touching them. You don’t want someone like me to have to get… creative. You won’t remember me. But keep that note in your pocket, and maybe you won’t have to. Do we understand each other? Good. Now. Time to say goodbye. Three… Two… One…