Twilight Sparkle and the Winds of Magic

by JoJo the Archivist

First published

A deconstruction of the infamous Lily Orchard's "Tale of the Valkyrie" and the invasion of Equestria Arc.

In this deconstruction of Lily Orchard's "Tale of the Valkyrie" during the Equestrian Subjugation Arc, Twilight Sparkle and the rest of the Equestrian Nobility feel that these strangers have overstayed their welcome since their arrival. The strange creature's leader, Lord Ryder had swayed the public that Celestia's rule is inefficient and must remain as a figurehead diarch while he called the shots.

Stepping back because his billions of years of knowledge in combat and magic outclassed hers, she called for help from another universe. She accidentally summoned Teclis, a prince of the High Elf Kingdom of Ulthuan and the High Loremaster of Hoeth.

Will Teclis accept her plea for help, What are the Val'kyr and Who will win? Only time will tell!

Lord Ryder and the Val'kyr belong to Valkyrstudios, Teclis and Warhammer belong to Games Workshop.

Chapter One: Dhar, The Wind of Suffering

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Chapter One: Dhar, The Wind of Suffering

Imagine this, if you will...

A beautiful summer's morning, all the ponies of Equestria are getting ready for the Summer Sun Celebration festival and already it had been two years since Twilight Sparkle and the Elements of Harmony had freed Princess Celestia's sister, Luna from the curse of Nightmare Moon. All had been rather peaceful since Starlight Glimmer had been shown the error of her ways and rescued her friends from a Changeling abduction, with all she had learned and the friends she had made prepared her for this day... the day when Twilight followed her destiny of learning under Princess Celestia.

"Hey, Twilight?" called out Rainbow Dash, "How are the preparations for the celebration coming along?" the young princess had stuck her head in a box looking around for where she put her decorations. "Well to be honest, Dash..." she said pulling her head out with cobwebs in her hair, "...I haven't had much luck with finding the proper decorations for a celebration of this caliber." Pinkie Pie, the rosy trickster popped her head out of the box Twilight was looking in. "This place has more than enough glitz!" Twilight jumped back in shock from the sudden surprise.

Rainbow Dash shrugged and added, "Yeah, any more decorations and Rarity would declare this castle a crime against innocent eyes." And as if her ears were burning, Rarity with a sour look on her face and replied, "Don't be silly, Rainbow Dash. Oversaturation of shindig decorations would only be charged with a fine for disruption of peace." Applejack had carried in the barrels of cider on her back, "Hey, where is Fluttershy? Isn't she tryin' to round up a band of critters for the entertainment?"

And on cue, a stampede of several woodland critters ran past the castle with the pastel yellow pegasus on their trail. "W-wait! Where are you going?" Fluttershy called out as loud as she could muster. The others stepped out to see why there were all manners of animals running through the town of Ponyville. "Fluttershy..." asked Twilight. "What's wrong with the animals?" Fluttershy panted a bit to catch her breath and replied with, "Something must of scared them, I don't know what it could be." Rainbow tapped her chin and said, "I could have sworn that the skies were going to be clear today, so there's no sign of a storm." Applejack tapped her hooves on the ground, "An' Granny Smith hasn't been gettin' that ache in her legs, so Ah guess that rules out an earthquake." Pinkie looked up at the sky and guessed, "Do you think it has something to do with that dark gray fog in the sky heading to Canterlot?" and as she described, there was a shapeless, gaseous mass in the air. Fearing for the worst, Twilight charged up her magic reserves to teleport herself and her friends to Canterlot to ascertain what was approaching their capital. "Hang on, Girls!" she called out as her spell reached the breaking point and warped the ponies into the Kingdom of Canterlot.

In the center of Canterlot Square, a bright flash came and went as its passing revealed one pony princess and her five confused companions. Rarity asked, "My word... How did you do that?" Twilight had been worn out because she had never trained herself to warp more than two individuals. "It wasn't...easy. I've still got a lot to learn." her eyes suddenly widened in a state of panic, "Wait! Where's Spike?!" Applejack pat Twilight's back, "Don't you fret, Twi. Spike's hangin' out with Big Mac for their game night. Remember?" the purple alicorn sighed in relief. "I've been so wrapped up in getting ready for the celebration, I must have forgotten... I'll do my best not to let it happen again." The mysterious form came closer to its destination, the ponies could see the clouds of what looks to be small bodies grouped together. Celestia stepped out with a group of guards to investigate the sight. The dispersing clouds turned out to be a cluster of strange beings which came from the cosmos, all the equine folk were worried of this supposed menace.

As the bipedal creatures clad in armor had landed on terra firma, they awaited four bigger forms which were possibly their leader and the leader's bodyguards. As their feet touched the ground, they could see these creatures were tall, they looked like balding chimpanzees, their skin was a deathly pale and their armor glistened in the sunlight. The leader, whose long face had a permanent grimace of contempt, he looked like being here was an embarrassment. His grey eyes scanned the populace and glanced over to the Princess of Equestria.

"Greetings." Celestia broke the silence and introduced herself. "I am Princess Celestia, what is your name?" The raven haired stranger said nothing as small talk was an inconvenience. The silence was eerie and unnerving but Celestia was willing to ask, "What brings you here to our fair city--" the stranger raised his hand, cutting her speech off. "My name is Lord Ryder, I am the Warlord of the Val'kyr.I have come here because we need a place to stay and in return, we shall protect you from outside dangers."

Ryder's companions stuck around, "This is my wife, Megan." he gestured to the auburn haired female who simply bowed. "And these are my daughters, Phyaun." looked over to the burly, pink haired warrior. ",,,And Ascentia." he turned his gaze over to a demure woman who looked a lot like her mother, Megan. "We have been watching you for a while and I must say your methods of self defense are severely lacking." Rainbow Dash blitzed in front of the stranger, "Who are you to judge our prowess?!" she saw the Warlord fade in front of her only to retort from behind, "I think having a billion years under my belt gives me the right to judge you and I do not like what I am seeing..." he looked over at the equines and sighed, "However, you are capable of showing improvement despite your questionable policies."

Celestia asked, "What is the problem that requires your assistance?" Ryder conjured up an image of a giant cervid in full musth. "The caribou hordes have found The Rod of Dominance, they plan on besieging your capital and making you their slaves! I am the only thing that can stop these barbarians." Twilight said, "Listen, Lord Ryder. The Caribou are up north, if there was an invasion force, my brother and sister-in-law would have informed us that they would be coming our way." Ryder shuddered in frustration, forgetting about Shining Armor and Princess Cadence, "Suppose you never got the message because the Caribou have destroyed them and their way of life!" the ponies gasped in terror. One pony clamored, "We can't risk waiting, Twilight!" another added, "We'll need all the help we can get!" Resigned to the will of the public Twilight said, "Alright, you can help us." Celestia asked the stranger, "When will they mobilize?" He looked over at the sun in the horizon. "We're currently nearing the summer equinox, so... I would have to say during their winter migration... four months from now."

And so the months had passed as the cosmic settlers had made themselves at home and trained the soldiers in their higher quality forms of martial arts and self defense. As the populace trained their bodies, Twilight flexed her brain muscles, looking through the records of the Caribou and the mysterious Rod of Dominance. "It doesn't add up!" She groaned as Spike, her diminutive dragon companion gave her a mug of hot coffee. "What's wrong, Twilight?" he asked her, showing some concern in her frustrated state. "I've been looking around these books for months but I haven't found any article about this so called 'Rod of Dominance'. I can't believe we're being taken advantage by a stranger who claims to know more about Equestria than we do!" Spike said, "That's it, Twilight! You are a hero to these ponies! There's no way they could ignore what you have to say... Unless it's a boring lecture." She groaned at the joke but appreciated the support. "Thanks, Spike. I'll be right back."

Twilight and her friends had made their way to Canterlot to speak with Celestia and Luna to deal with these cosmic squatters. As Twilight went to convince Celestia to send them away, they saw Ryder and his daughters standing in front of the hallway. "Ryder!" Twilight barked at the despot with venom in her voice. "Lady Twilight." said the Val'kyr, feigning ignorance. "What brings you here to Canterlot?" Twilight said as her friends stood by her side, "I know you're trying orchestrate a sham so you can rule Equestria! There is no caribou threat, or a Rod of Dominance!" Unphased by this challenge, he offered this retort, "And how do you know all of that?" Twilght shot a retort at the would-be king, "I read it up in my history books! Something you neglected to do before you oozed your way into power!" Rarity chimed in, "Seems like billions of years worth of knowledge are nothing if you don't take the time to learn new things." The Val'kyr's fist shook in anger but his face remained calm. 'I'll be right back, Lady Twilight. I'm going to apologize for taking advantage of everyone."

He stepped out onto the balcony to address the adoring public, “My Equine Subjects…” Twilight was aghast with this puppeteer’s audacity, calling himself the ruler! “…I come bearing troubling news. In the five years I had spent here training everyone to combat the approaching Caribou threat.” Rainbow Dash was dumbfounded by that statement as he droned on, “He’s only been here for three months! For an advanced race he knows squat regarding the length of time.” Applejack shook her head and replied, "Or maybe his power of influence must be stronger than we thought." she said looking at him, "Ah've noticed that every time he tries to persuade ponies, he raises an eyebrow." Pinkie was shocked, "Wow, you're pretty good at this kind of stuff, Applejack!" Applejack said, "It doesn't take magic to fish out a rat. We jus' need to figure out how strong it is and how many ponies he's beguiled."

“…and with a heavy heart I must leave you because Celestia and Twilight believe my methods are unnecessary. ” he stepped within the castle as the ponies talked among themselves, the murmurs slowly turning into a rumble reaching their peak in an unimaginable roar. Twilight Sparkle had heard things she never thought would ever be directed at her such as “Death to the Nonbeliever”, “Tear off her wings” and other vulgar, violent threats.

“You!” She shouted at Ryder running into the edifice. “What have you done to them?!” The visitor had a smug smile on his face, “I just told them the truth.” He answered her bluntly. “I’ve studied you for ages and your methods of diplomacy are heavily flawed. You let a changeling queen escape with her life, you allowed a chaos spirit to live and your strongest weapon drained a demonic centaur that could easily gain his powers back. Am I to believe that the power of ‘wuv’ will do anything? Ha! In your battles, you only won because you got lucky.”

Twilight barked back, “You think you can assert yourself as the ruler because you come from another planet?! Respect is earned through understanding and compassion! All you’ve done is clouded their minds with cynicism and self-doubt!” Ryder looked at her with an unflinching glance, “Do you really want to test me, Little Pony? I’ve honed my skills in magic and combat for billions of years. I’ve taken down tyrants without breaking a sweat, I’ve brought down big-talking braggarts who claimed they could kill me in one blow… The magic in my pinkie is more than enough to reduce you to atoms.” The silence in the corridor was unsettling, the stand-off between the two grew tense. Twilight conceded, “You win… but mark my words; don’t get too comfortable. I may not have enough magic to beat you, but if I’ve learned anything… Hope can topple even the most terrifying titan!” The stranger just laughed at her saccharine and replied, “Sure thing, Sweetheart! I must warn you though… the crowd thirsts for your blood!”

Elsewhere on an island nation in another universe, two brothers are watching a most unusual self contained maelstrom. They were similar to the Valkyr in physical structure, but they had more life and color in their face. Here stands Teclis, a Prince of Ulthuan and the High Loremaster of Hoeth. He was easily considered to be one of the greatest magicians of the old world. His twin brother, Tyrion was standing beside him as they watched a giant maelstrom suck in energy from all the corners of the world.

"Can you believe it, Tyrion?" Teclis said to his brother, "The Vortex was created thousands of years ago, in an attempt to drain this world of the taint of chaos." Tyrion nodded and replied, "Caledor Dragontamer and many other great loremasters had sacrificed themselves for the good of the world, We should not forget what they've done for us to keep everyone safe, from the humans that live beyond the grey mountains, to the Dawi that protect their underground kingdoms at the World's Edge Mountains." Teclis looked at his brother and said to him as he placed a hand on his shoulder, "Brother... I have sensed that Malekith and his forces from Naggarond will be here soon. Is your army prepared?" Tyrion clashed his sword against his shield, "My men are always ready to protect Ulthuan, Brother. Just leave it to me!" Teclis smiled knowing well his physical prowess exceeded his a considerable gap. "I have a feeling you'll be--" his speech was cut off as he faded from existence.

Tyrion was startled by his twin brother's disappearance. "Teclis? Teclis?! Where are you?!" He growled in frustration, "This must be the work of the blasted Druchii! I won't relent my offensive until they bring you back, Teclis!" he rushed back to the barracks to rally his men into battle. But where had the High Loremaster gone? Had he become one with the Vortex? Only time will tell.

Chapter Two: Hysh, The Wind of Light

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Chapter One: Hysh, The Wind of Light

Within the hallowed depths of the Everfree Forest, a ritual was taking place. Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Magic and her close friend, Spike the Dragon had set up an ornate summoning circle. What Lord Ryder had said to her resonated with the young alicorn and filled her with dread. The fact that this passive-aggressive invader has the potential to atomize an entire city with little to no effort was something to heed with absolute caution, so Twilight knew that she couldn't stop him herself but enlist a power magician from another time or another world. After she took a hard look at her grimoire, she funneled as much of the surrounding magic from the forest as she could. The circle in the soil illuminated a light lavender, sparks flew as the enchanted lines erupted with a bright column of energy.

"Umm... Twilight?" said Spike who had noticed a shape inside of the pillar of light. "Do you see what I see?" She squinted as she could see the discernible shape of some kind of hominid. As the light cleared, it was apparent that this was a stranger, similar to the Val'kyr with the slender facial features and narrow piercing eyes, but the tone of his skin would indicate that he was alive. His ornate blue robe would indicate this visitor was a royal and his blue helmet with the silver hornpiece covering the helm's brow would suggest that this prince was headed to war. Twilight also noticed the noble clutched a staff in one hand and a sword in the other; needless to say he would get rowdy if backed into a corner.

"Where am I?" the creature asked himself unaware of the purple alicorn and her dragon companion. "What manner of warp infested madness is this? Could this be the work of Malekith?" he mused as Spike looked over at an equally confused Twilight, giving a shrug in confusion. Twlight fought her initial worries and went over to introduce herself to the tall stranger, Spike could only look on in suspense.

"Brave visitor..." the Princess called out to the Elven Prince, who reacted in shock as he looked over to find the source of the voice was a diminutive equine. The nicely dressed stranger stepped back in surprise and pointed his blade at Twilight. The creature called out, "Stay back, Foul Daemon of the Warp!" Twilight jumped back trying not to get too close to his sword. "I am Teclis, Supreme Loremaster of Hoeth! And I am well equipped to banish creatures like you back into the Wastes of Chaos!" Twilight looked nervous and wasn't sure how to defuse the issue of a lost and confused High Elf. "Lord Teclis..." She tried to calm him, "...I was the one who summoned you here. So you don't have to worry about any 'daemons' of Chaos because my friends and I already tamed a chaos spirit." Teclis lowered his sword and kneeled down to the equine princess. "You said you tamed a Chaos Spirit? If you're able to put a dangerous beast in a position like that, you must be one of the most powerful beings in the universe."

"Tamed?! What makes you think I'm tamed?" said a smarmy dismbodied voice. The Loremaster looked to see that the tree had poofed into some kind of chimeric creature with missmatched limbs. This being looked like it crawled out of Clan Moulder's monster labs, but all the limbs had no stitches or sutures, he was a natural hodgepodge. Teclis pointed his staff at the spirit calling out, "NET OF AMYNTOK!" the staff glowed bright as a net made from light materialized around the being of chaos, his serpentine body pinned under the magical rope.

"That would be Discord, the afformentioned spirit of chaos." said Twilight as the three walked over to the ensnared draconequus. "You really should have thought twice before eavesdropping on a high class mage, Discord." the entity groaned. "Spoilsport. I only popped over because I thought you had a nasty run in with one of those overpowered mall goths." He looked at Teclis for a second, "But I don't think I've seen someone like you before."

The Elf raised his staff and freed Discord from his prison. "If you must know, my arrival here is that of a mystery as well. Maybe our enigmatic hostess can fill in the blanks for us?" he looked over at Twilight so she can explain why the Asurian Archmage found himself in Equestria. "Tell me, Pony. Why would you drag me from my home of Ulthuan as I was in the middle of preparing my brother's troops to do battle against the Dark Elves? I assume this isn't part of your pre-entry magic exams?" Twilight felt the gravity of her actions weigh heavy on her heart as Teclis was a soldier and he was cut off from his twin brother Tyrion who was about to engage Malekith's forces in a daring counterattack to protect their island nation.

"My name is Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship." she introduced herself, ushering a look of confusion on Teclis as it is quite crazy to maintain rule over a method of social behavior. "I called you here not on a whim or a failed attempt at a Magic Kindergarten experiment... I am here because I need your help. We have been invaded by a race of Archmages that have billions of years in experience and are emotionally cold to the pleas of our citizens." Teclis scoffed, "And why is that a problem? You have a being of chaos that can render such a threat useless." Discord looked at him. "I think I can vouch for Twilight Sparkle and say that their experience in the arcane arts is leagues ahead of my expertise. Their leader nearly atomized me the second I sneezed in his direction." The High Elf raised an eyebrow.

Twilight sighed, "If we could just focus for a moment, I wanted to add that they are crafty manipulators. They've won over the populace with their promises of keeping each other safe..." Teclis stood up and started walking away, "I've heard enough." Twilight was shocked. "Wait a minute! I'm not finished." The Loremaster rolled his eyes as she galloped towards him, he looked her in the eyes, kneeling over to her "I think I made it perfectly clear when I said 'I heard enough'." Twilight was stunned by the callousness of the Asurian Abductee, "H-how can you be so cruel?" she tried to maintain her composure and not cry. Teclis fired back, "I could ask the same of you. You just damned my brother and his finest soldiers to death and indentured servitude."

Discord stepped in to speak for Twilight but Teclis wasn't hearing any of it, so he raised his staff and dropped another Net of Amyntok on the draconequus. "AH! No fair! How did you-- Oh wait! Your spell needed to cool down. You elves are so predictible." The Loremaster was confused by the creature's terminology but wanted to proceed on his way. "I suppose if neither of you will help me, I should bring myself back to Ulthuan." he raised his staff to the sky and attempted to channel the magic from the air to preform a high level teleportation spell that would bring him back to his realm. The staff's orb was shining bright from all the magic it collected and his concentration was focused on warping back to his brother to finish the battle. As his staff hit the summoning circle, he experienced a powerful magical backlash that threw him back onto the ground. As tall and imposing Teclis was, this was a side of him only his brother would see. Teclis was a sickly child who suffered from weak lungs and a frail body, the force of being hit with such a surge of dark magic was enough to send him into a coughing fit, spewing blood from his mouth.

Twilight, despite being hurt by some of the High Elf's words rushed over to the prince. "Teclis! Are you alright?" The coughing fit prevented him from speaking as his mouth was filled with the metallic tang of blood. "Oh no... I can't let him die!" Discord replied, "After what he said to you? I think the rotter should die." Twilight's horn glowed as she scanned his body to reverse any damage. "He is right though, If Ryder's influence wasn't so great... I could have brought an entire army over. I could have brought Tyrion and his soldiers to help us." Teclis's cough was quieting as the magical discharge subsided in his body, he could hear the two talking more clearly. "I'm not upset because he was mean or cruel... but the fact that he was right. None of us are equipped to take down Ryder and his crew, I'm just not powerful enough to stand up to him, let alone remove all this magical feedback."

Teclis remembered that it takes steady concentration to preform a spell to its greatest effect. "Miss Sparkle?" he said to her as Twilight, Discord and Spike focused on him. "Can you forgive a daft fool for not listening? In my haste to return home, I forgot to factor in for excess magic. It's funny how my thousand years of learning, I forgot all that." Twilight wiped her eyes and said, "It's fine... We all do crazy things in the heat of the moment." Teclis noticed his chest was clear and his body was revitalized. "And you had to waste your hard earned pools of magic to keep me alive." Twilight shook her head and replied, "It's fine. I should have explained that I only had enough power to bring you back, if I wanted to bring Tyrion here as well, I would needed to taken out the source of all this excess magic."

Teclis got back up on his feet, "I can tell you want to do this without arousing any suspicion from these invaders, so I will help you gather and control the necessary amount of magic as thanks for giving me a temporary fix for my cough. But I have sensed that fighting will be inevitable, so the moment Tyrion arrives I will teach you how to control the winds of magic." Twilight asked, "What are the winds of magic? Are they some kind of special macguffin?" Teclis responded, "The winds of magic are the product of chaos, however it isn't necessarily a bad thing as your mismatched friend is any reason to talk because magic in itself is tamed chaos. Elves like myself are able to see the winds of magic, I see that your skies are filled with a stream of rainbows in the sky that fade from view." Spike interjected, "Not to be rude, sir but I think that's Rainbow Dash flying around."

And just as he said that, Rainbow Dash landed in front of the group. "Hey, Twilight! We were worried about you! I thought the crowd would have torn you to pieces after what Ryder was saying." Twilight said, "No. I had set up a portal which sent me one of the strongest magicians in the multiverse. This is Teclis, High Loremaster of Hoeth." Teclis simply nodded at the tiny pegasus. "You should have told me that! I could have cleared the clouds in the sky." The Prince said, "I think that it would take more than clear skies to bring over and amass an army to fight your capital's captors. You might need to do something about this excess dark magic floating about." Rainbow nodded, "Now that you mention it, I haven't been able to fly as fast since those losers crashed in Canterlot. Their cruddy aura must be messing up things for everypony here." Teclis asked, "Discord, do you have any idea on where this shroud of dark magic is coming from?" Discord looked around, "It's hard to say really, those Val'kyr are doing a good job of covering everything up with their own bodies. I might be able to isolate what's causing this dark shroud, but taking it out would be too hard for me to do alone. Twilight is at her most powerful when she and her friends unite, that's how they were able to defeat me."

Teclis gave it some thought... maybe friendship has a deeper meaning here than back in the Old World. The power that a large collective of ponies can amass is comparable to the Vortex back on Ulthuan. "Then it's settled. Twilight, gather your friends. We'll need to pull in enough untainted magic to funnel in the winds of dhar that shroud your fair city. We'll need to act fast because if your invaders are as old as they claim they are, they'll be able to sense when their power is being drained." Twilight answered back, "I'll go get Applejack! She should be at Sweet Apple Acres!" she took off and flew over to Ponyville. Discord said, "I'll meet up with Fluttershy and let her know the news." he poofed out of their sight. Spike realized, "Wait a minute! Rarity! I'm supposed to meet her in five minutes! Can you drop me off on your way to Pinkie Pie's place, Dash?" Rainbow sighed and said, "Hold on tight, because in a situation like this, I can't afford the whole luxury of waiting for you to get on." she flicked her tail in his face, telling him to hang on. Teclis said nothing as the group went their separate ways; only to break the silence with, "I didn't tell them what time to meet up with me."