I always wanted to go to comic-con and I dressed as my favorite character from a show called Gravity Falls known as Bill Cipher
Going to con can be fun, even more so when your dressed as your favorite character from a TV show that you loved to watch, But it can turn around and become quite confusing when you end up BECOMING the big triangle himself, careful who you talk to at con ,you never know what could happen.
Disclaimer I DO NOT own Gravity falls or any of its characters nor my little pony fim
My alarm blared and I woke up with a groan, throwing the clock against the wall to shut it up. I got up groggily, only to see on my now dented clock that it was 9AM, I had 2 hours to get ready for the con. I rushed to the kitchen and made myself some eggs and bacon. While I ate, I thought about the convention; Comicon.
I had always wanted to go to comicon, and I had decided to dress as my favorite character from Gravity Falls, a popular TV show, named Bill Cipher. I had spent a month finding all the right parts for my costume; the cane, an eyepatch, even a old top hat! But I wanted my eyes to look like Bill’s, but I couldn’t find any colored eye contacts. I guessed I would have to go without unless I found some at the con.
I finished eating, washed my dishes, and went to my room to get ready. I put my costume on, slipping on the yellow jacket over a white shirt, black pants, black dress shoes, and the final touch, the cane and top hat. I was ready to go and I checked the clock seeing it was almost time to go, so I grabbed my wallet and headed out.
It took me about 20 minutes to drive there, once I got there I parked my car and walked into the building, I saw costumes of every kind from a Deadpool to a WALL-E one. I took a look at the stalls to see if I could find the items I needed to finish off my awesome costume, and to my luck I found a stall with a yellow slit pupil contacts.
I walked up to the stall and saw the guy running it looked like a merchant from that one game, Resident Evil or something like that. I saw one other item that interested me, a pocket watch will bill cipher on it.
I knew once I saw those two items, I just had to have them
“Hey, how much for the contacts and the pocket watch?” I asked in a happy tone that I had found what I wanted and needed.
He gave me a grin as if he knew something that I did not and in a creepy voice he said “For you? Two dollars for the contacts and twenty for the watch”.
I was overjoyed because that was well within my price range since I had brought 200 dollars with me to get anything I wanted or needed to get, so I handed him a 50 dollar bill. “Keep the change” I said in a happy tone.
“Why thank you” he said in that creepy voice of his. He kept grinning as he took the cash and handed me the items, I put the contacts on and put the watch in my pocket, I turned around to thank him for such a good deal and the next thing I knew I blacked out.
Some unknown amount of time later I woke up in some sort of blue void, nothing as far as my eye could see.
I quickly took notice my body felt different than it had before and I looked down at myself, only to see I looked just like Bill from the show.
I was surprised greatly, but I liked this for one reason, I was now one of the most powerful things in the universe. But as I thought on this I saw symbols appear around me and whispers of someone summoning me. I guess this is how Bill saw it when he was being summoned back to gravity falls.
(Sombra’s point of view)
King Sombra laughed, he had almost taken Equestria for himself, but discord had to come in and muck it up by freeing the princesses and the main six.
But he was not worried about that, for he had a plan, a plan to summon a being more ancient than time itself to fight for him
“Equestria will be mine! You can never hope to stop me even with discord on your side I will win no matter what!” He said with a grin as he took out an old parchment faded with time, and started to chant in an ancient language.
“أنا الملك سومبرا استدعاء شيطان المعروف باسم بيل الشفرات، وأنا استدعوك للقتال من أجل أن يأتي بلدي العميل وارتفاع!” (translation-I king sombra call upon the demon known as Bill cipher, I summon you to fight for me, come my minion and rise!)
The parchment started glowing a bright blue as it burned away laughing was heard as a triangle with one eye, a bow tie, and a top hat appeared in a bright flash as the parchment burned to ashes.
(Bills P.O.V) I appeared in a blinding blue flash laughing, wanting to put on a show just like the real deal did.
“AHAHAHAHAHA! Free at last!” My voice a perfect copy of bills, I looked around to see King Sombra and I knew I couldn't just let him act like he could control THE bill cipher so I wanted to scare him.
“Yes my minion! Rise and fight for me!” He said in his normal cocky voice.
“And just who are you to order me around?” I said twirling my cane.
“I am your master King Sombra!” he said with a smirk, Discord and Celestia watched this both with looks if dread.
I rolled my eye and in a deadpan voice I said “Sorry but I don't serve anyone, if anything you're going to serve ME!” I said in a slightly angry voice that this guy thought he could just control me.
He laughed, hard “And who are you to order your master around like that?” He said still laughing before I got really pissed that this moron would not take a no for an answer, so I turned red and fire light up from my hands and I said in a deep voice.
“The demon who can turn your reality upside down and tear it apart like wet paper!” My voice sounding deep and demonic.
He jumped back from that his horn lighting up as he tried and failed miserably to kill me, his horn light up in a sickly black and purple color as he shot a beam at me, hitting me right in the chest doing jack shit for damage, it felt like I was just bit by a bug as it bounced off me.
He gave a look as if he knew he fucked up badly and I gave a grin, or would have if I had a mouth
“My turn!” I said as I shot him with a golden beam of magic turning him into ashes in an instant, Discord and Celestia watched this and there jaws dropped.
(Discord & Celestia P.O.V)
I could not believe it, I had been fighting Sombra for so long to protect my little ponies and my most powerful spell barely even dented his armor, yet this being he summoned killed him in one hit, I only hope it does not set its sights on equestria, even with Discord’s help I'm sure we would lose. Celestia thought to herself as discord butted in
“You do know I can hear what you think right? But I do suppose you are right, because my magic compared to that thing? Looks like a wet firecracker”. He said with a wince staring where Sombras ashes where.
(Bills P.O.V)
I turned to the two beings standing about 40 feet away and floated to them ”Hello! Am I interrupting anything?” I asked just to screw with them as they both gave looks of confusion at my words. “Now you are probably wondering who I am, well I go by many names but you can call me Bill Cipher! I said tipping my hat making the world go sideways for a second before placing it back on my head
(Discord & Celestia P.O.V) “And I am Princess Celestia.” I said in a friendly tone, trying not to make this being mad
“I'm Discord the god of chaos.” discord said with a laugh as lightning struck near him. “Now that we are introduced I'm needed somewhere else so bye!” with a pop and a yellow flash he was gone as the being known as Bill looked to celestia.
(Bills P.O.V)
“Well that nice of him to drop by.” I said with a snicker as I watched Celestia gawk at where discord was not even a second ago.
“I will be on my way, hope ya’ have a nice day while I look for a good place to make a home.” and with that I popped away in a flash, much like discord did.
I had teleported to Ponyville and started to float around, paying close attention for a rainbow maned pegasus so she didn’t end up crashing into me and going through the other side.
As I floated around I saw Sugarcube Corner and floated in through the door and to a table. Waiting for somepony to come to me as I looked through the menu.
“Hmm...I think I’ll get the chocolate marshmallow cake with buttercream frosting.” With a snap of my fingers a sack of bits landed next to me on the table.
“Hi, I’m Pinkie Pie, what’s your name? Also, here’s the chocolate marshmallow cake with buttercream frosting you ordered.”
My eye turned to her. “Thank you. I’m Bill Cipher, dream demon extraordinaire.” I say as I started eating the cake with my eye.
“Ooh, a dream demon!... What’s a dream demon?” She asked.
“A being from the second dimension that can travel through the mind scape with little to no effort and bend reality itself like paper.”
“Is that why you’re so flat?”
I broke out laughing hard. “Bwahahahaha! That’s priceless!!”
“But the cake has a price…”
I rolled my eye. “Sure kid, sure.” I slid over the large sack of gold bits to her. “Keep the change, kiddo.”
“Wow!” She exclaimed upon opening the bag, “You must be really rich to have this many gold bits to spare!”
“Kiddo, if I wanted to, I could make YOU into gold.” I said with a laugh.
“Ooh! That reminds me of the time I was covered in cake batter! It made for an awesome Pinkie cake after! Too bad I haven’t been able to do it again, my friends would love it!” She said, giggling.
I got an idea after she said that and I asked her. “Well I am known for making deals kid, what would ya need to do it?”
“Cake batter, frosting, and a golden dragon egg.” She said.
I would have grinned if I could, but alas no mouth to do so, but I stuck my right hand out as it was engulfed in blue flame and said. “Well kiddo, I can get all those things, but your gonna need to give me something in return.”
“What’s that?”
“Well since you don’t have anything I need how about you owe me a favor? No matter what it is you have to do it so long as I hold up my end of the deal. Deal?”
“Deal.” She said, as she shook my hand.
I shook her hoof as both of our limbs were engulfed in blue flames and I said. “A deal has been made that you must abide by or face the wrath of the dream demon.” I said with a laugh as I teleported away with a flash of yellow.
Meanwhile, back at Sugarcube Corner.
“I feel like I just got screwed over, but I don’t know why or by who… Meh.”
Now back to Bill.
I teleported to the dragon lands and into the nest of a large black dragon and eyed her eggs that where of a golden color. “Alright now to grab one...and maybe a few for some omelets hehe.” I reached down to grab some, hoping not to wake the dragon.
It was as I was just about to grab one of the eggs that I heard a metallic shuffle behind me. I whipped around, noticing a rather hard-to-miss pile of gold in front of me. Keyword: noticed. You see, it wasn’t the gold that had my attention. Oh no. It was the dragon, the very much awake dragon that had that honor. I looked it over, seeing that it had red scales covering most of its body, with light red, almost pink eye ridges and spines, and yellow scales on his underside, ears, and wings.
“There’s two of you!?” I yell, unintentionally jolting the other dragon awake.
“Indeed, and I believe you’re screwed if you don’t leave.” Said Big Red.
“Me? Screwed? I’ll have you know that one does not simply screw Bill Cipher. I prefer to be taken on a few dates first. Besides, I have a deal to follow through, and I take my deals VERY seriously.” I said, my voice becoming demonic when I said ‘very’. “If I have to erase you to keep it, I will. In fact, I’ll save you the trouble of instigating!”
Upon finishing that sentence, I shot the red dragon with a concentrated version of the laser I used to kill Time Baby and the Time Police, vaporizing the overgrown lizard in moments before turning to his shocked mate. “You want some too, Pitch?” I asked, not waiting for an answer as I vaporized her as well. “Well, now that that’s over, time to collect some eggs.”
I collected all the golden eggs before teleporting back to that pink pony. I think her name was Pinkie something… Eh, who cares? A deal’s a deal.
With a pop I poofed in front of her. “ELLO Pinkie! I got what you wanted!”
“Thanks, Billsy! Now all I need to do is whip up the batter and frosting and I can get to making Pinkie cakes!”
“No problem kiddo, just remember your end of the deal.” I say as I hand her the egg and teleport away.
With a yellow flash I was at the castle of the two sisters. "Well that was fun! now I can get to making myself a home heh." Looking around I saw that while this place was still standing it was in a severe state of decay,so with a snap of my fingers the castle repaired itself repacing all banners and stain glass windows with ones of myself.
"Much better now that it dosent look like a pile of crap and stone!" I teliported into my new throne room and hovered over my new throne,said throne looked like the one from the crystal empire but black and yellow in coloration.
The rest of the throne room had a nice red carpet leading to the throne with pillars keeping the roof up ,and large gems ganging from the celing keeping the place light up with a nice yellow glow,made the place feel like spring
"Hmm,I wonder how long till I get a visit from a purple bookworm heh,might be soon,ah well thats somethin to worry for another time,might as well make one of those token doohickies I read about back on fimfiction." I thought for about five minutes about what I could use as my token before I choose a gold coin with me on it.
"Hiya! im Bill Cipher dream demon extraordinaire! Im not really a bad guy or a good guy,so if ya ever need any help then we can strike a deal!" As I said this I shoved some of my energy into the coin before pulling a zipper down in mid air and tossed the coin into the void before shutting the zipper and it dissapeatred with a pop.
I thought about what I should do next,I was set on things like cash or nesesities considering I had no use for food other then taste,before I thought about how I would keep this place guarded before I remembered the flying eyeball things from the show and snapped my fingers,twenty of the flying eyes poped into existance and I assined them to guard the castle and alert me if any ponies where near the castle.
And just as all of them got to there posts Pinkie poped out of my hat. "Hi bilsy!"
I looked up at her and picked her from my hat. "Hey kiddo,what'cha need?"
She smiled like always. "I made that cake I told you about and wanted to give you some before I sent some to my other friends!" She hoofed me a slice of cake that looked to me made of pure gold because it shined when light hit it.
"Thanks pinks,ima call you pinks from now on." I said taking a bite of the cake,and damn it was the best fucking cake I have ever had. In classic Pinkie style she was gone with a cloud of pink dust left in her exact shape.
"Heh classic Pinkie Pie,welp time to decorate the rest of the castle." I floated around stopping at the kitchen and dining rooms first,snapping my fingers a long table poped into the dining room with seats for ponies and silverware,napkins,and plates all set up. For the kitchen I made the floor a white tile with yellow counters and the windows normal windows,no stain glass needed for a simple kitchen window. Floating around I found a large room ,I made thatone into an entertainment room having a fifty inch flat screen tv ,an X-box,ps4,and a few other gaming systems with games for said systems.
Teliporting outside to the castle garden I made all the flowers into yellow flowers or sunflowers with a foutain of me in the center of it with the water coming from my top hat. "Heh,nice." And finaly I decorated my personal room,making the bed a large round queen sized bed with black sheets and yellow pillows with a small radio on a dresser and a nightstand next to the bed along with a small bookshelf with all the fanfics I loved to read from fimfiction.
"Good now all thats left to do is meet the neighbors".As I said this my eye sentries alerted me that there where five ponies aproching the castle. "Guess its time to meet the rest of the mane six,I wonder what will happen? oh well I guess the readers will just have to wait till next time heh."
Sitting on my throne I watched as the mane six barged into the throne room,and Twilight looked livid.
"WHAT DID YOU DO THE THE CASTLE OF THE TWO SISTERS!?" Twilight raged.
I rolled my eye. "Since noone was using it I made it into my home Twiggles,hehe thats your new nickname,Twiggles the alicorn heh."
The rest of the mane six besides my favorite pink pony looked confused,Rarity was eyeing my tophat and tie and Rainbow dash and Applejack looked ready to charge at a moments notice. Pinkie snorted. "Good one billsy! hehe."
Twilight gave a look of confusion. "I..a..what?... Pinkie you know him?" She tilted her head as she looked at Pinkie.
The pink chaos party pony nodded rapidly. "Yuppers! he helped me make those pinkie cakes you all love so much!"
"Well if Pinke trusts ya I do to." Aj nodded tipping her hat.
Fluttershy said nothing and hid behind Rainbow Dash but shyly waved. "I agree with AJ" RD nodded.
"Its nice to meet you darling,could you perhaps tell us your name?" Rarity asked.
"Oh I almost forgot! im Bill Cipher,Dream Demon Extraordinaire." I said taking my hat off anf tipping it,and like before making gravity shift to the left for a few seconds before putting it back on.
Twilight no longer looked pissed just a little confused now because of Pinkies antics. "Well hello Bill I am-." I cut her off there.
"Your Twilight Sparkle the princess of friendship ,your Rainbow Dash fastest flyer in equestria,your Fluttershy animal care taker,your Applejack apple farmer,your Rarity fashion desiner,and last but not least my favorite pink party pony Pinkie Pie." I said pointing to each one as I said there names. All of them besides Pinkie looked flabbergasted at how I knew all of them.
"Now I give you all permission to search the libary to see if you can find out anything about that little chest of yours Twiggles." With a snap of my fingers they where in the libary.
I teliported to the ally where Discord and Tirek where.
Tirek was about to pounce onto another unsuspecting pony but just as he was about to grab him his head turned and changed into Discords head. "Tirek I presume?"
Tirek gave a look of suprise before looking closer. "Discord,your free?" He said tilting his head to the left.
With a flash of white discord was a weird looking bird. "As a bird!" He said flaring his wings.
Tirek bowed. "I commend you on your escape." Tirek said as discord preened his wings before with another flash of white he was his normal self in a poliece uniform.
"Im afraid the feeling is not mutual." And with a snap of his eagal claw Tireks arms where chained together.
Tirek gave a look of rage before he shot a small beam of black and orange magic at Discord,who simply doged it by splitting his head in half. "I should have known you'd want to have Equestria all to yourself.." Tirek said angerly.
"Oh im not doing this for me,im doing it for my friends." Discord leaned in close to Tirek. "Just between the two of us its mostly for fluttershy." Discord squeed.
"Fluttershy? your not saying your friends with ,ponies?" Tirek spat the last word out as if it was a rotton apple.
Discord poped out of a cake. "SURPRISE!" Discord was now covered in frosting but with a snap of his talon it was gone.
Tirek has an evil glint in his eyes as he spoke. "I AM surprised that someone of your intelect does not see this 'friendship' as but another form of imprisonment,clearly you've had to abandon your true nature to stay in there good graces" He said saying the word friendship with eough venom to kill a diamond back cobra.
Discord was playing a harp with a halo over his head before he tossed it away and the halo fluttered away and he shook his head. "I have done nothing of the sort."
Tirek rolled his eyes. "Oh please I've seen this before,but he was always weak minded ,you are Discord you are legend,you cannot fall into the same trap that claimed my brother. Help me to grow strong and be rewarded with something FAR greater then friendship,freeedom." Tireks eyes glowed yellow as he spoke.
Discord looked a little surprised but said nothing.
"Once I strip these ponies of there magic nothing would give me greater pleasure then to see there world turned upside down,who better to do so then the master of chaos himself?" Tirek said giving a small bow twoards Discord. "Join me Discord and reclaim your greatness,unless of corse pony erand boy is the role you've always wanted to play in this world." Tirek leaned in closer to Discord to hear his responce.
Discord turned his head to look at a picture of fluttershy as he stroked his small beard and accepted Tireks offer.
Alright,time to fuck the timeline up the as so hard it will have to sit on a foam pad for a few weeks. Before eather had a second to think about there new alliance I poped in. "Hello fellas! I couldent help but over hear your little plans!" I said putting my hands behind my back.
Tirek looked at this new being in surprise,he could sense the emmence power this new chaotic being had before he grinned. "Would you like to join us?"
I rolled my eye at them both. "Sorry but your little plan ends now,cause this is MY teritory." I said twirling my cane.
"So your here to stop us?" Tirek asked.
"Yup you got in in one! here have a head thats screaming all the time!" A human head landed next to him constantly screaming before it turned into dust. "AHAHAHA!"
Tireks eyes widened in shock." You are insane!"
I rolled my eye again. "Sure I am whats your point kid?" I grabed discord and Tirek.
Discords eyes widened. "Fuck this shit,your on your own Tirek." And with a flash of white he was gone.
"And now you've made me angry." I said as I kicked Tirek back into pony hell and locked the door shut with diamonds and teleported back to the princesses just before they where about to give twilight there magic. "Don't worry all,I've fixed the problem and Tirek has been defeated,and most likely scard for life and will think twice about fucking with my terf." I said twirling my cane again,that was so fun to do when bored. The princesses looked up at me jaws dropped ,before in a flash of yellow I was gone and back in my castle and went to sleep on my new huge as bed.
Floating around ponyville I was taking a look at the local stores for things like chairs,while sure I can make whatever i damn well please whenever I want to,I wanted to see what these stores had to offer.
Not having found anything that interested me I got some tea and a tea set at one of the food and drink shops before going over to sugar cube corner. To my surprise when I walked through the door,I choose to use my damn legs for once,and pinkie along with half the town yelled out "SURPRISE!" I should have expected this honestly because I knew pinkie would have a surprise party for me at some point,and I wont lie I jumped back a little.
Pinkie bounced up and down infront of me each time with a 'boing' sound. "WHERE YOU SURPRISED BILLSY? WHERE YA HUH HUH?" She spoke that entire sentance as one word,ha.
"Yes,I am Pinkie,I should have expected this because I knew you would give me a party at some point. I chuckled.
Pinkie gave a grin that would put the joker to shame. "Well go enjoy the party billsy!" She bounced off somewhere to fuck with the fourth wall while nopony was looking.
Looking around I grabed a slice of cake and I saw a Spike,spike the punch,the irony of that made the author laugh for a few moments before I looked up at him beyond the 4th wall behind his computer screen.
"Really? just really? you are to funny ha."
"Stop breaking the 4th wall and get back to the damned story!" The author yelled from beyond the 4th wall.
Rolling my eye I did as he said that and the CMC came up to me.
"Hiya! ahm Apple Bloom!"
"Im Sweetie Belle!"
"And Im scootalo!"
They all gasped and shouted. "AND WHERE THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!" Oh dear god,the cuteness is over 9000.
Nice to meet you fillies! Im Bill Cipher!
"Nice ta meet ya! whats your cutiemark mister?" Applebloom tilted her head one of her ears floping to the side,HUURK! THE CUTENESS HATH BEEN WEAPONIZED!
"I ain't got one lil filly." They all gasped at that making me chuckle.
"Yup! no cutie mark for me because I dont want one and Im not sure I can even get one to begin with since Im a being made of pure energy.
With a puff of smoke they where gone after they said something abut ideas on what kinda cutiemark I could get....welp I guess there is no stopping those fillies when they set there minds to somethin.
Eating my cake and looking around I saw some ponies on a small stage singing random songs,an idea poped into my head and I grabed Pinkie from her talk about the 4th wall with the author and told her my idea,she grinned and got on stage with me.
"Hi everypony! me and Bill here are gonna sing you a song!" The crowd stomped in aplause.
Music started up from no where.
"Oh yeah,this is my jam!" Me and Pinkie began singing.
"Hey kid I know you can hear me,hey kid I know you can see." The crowd watched as me and Pinkie sang in perfect sync.
"Hey kid things 'bout to get crazy,so just sit right there and you listen to me." Some jazz started playing as we sang.
"I've seen more then you can imagine,I've heared things to tourture your soul." Pinkie sang and I sang the next part of our little song.
"Join me and we'll both get ahead kid,shake my hand and then,well both have it all." I offered Pinkie my hand as it light up with blue flames.
"Don't let go of this opportunity,'cause there's no guarantee it'll last,what say you little pal have we got a deal?haven't got all day so you best think fast." My eye was replaced by a ticking clock.
"Side with me kid,I'll have your back,count on me when confidence is all you lack."
"Price is simple,rather sparing.Time is slipping.Life is choices,lets start living!"
"You know you've always been different." I booped Pinkie as I sang that part and she smiled.
"Time draws short so you've gotta make up your mind,I dont offer these things everyday.
"Don't let go of this opportunity,'cause there's no guarantee it'll last,what say you little pal have we got a deal?haven't got all day so you best think fast." Pinkie shook my hand,and with that our little song ended and me and Pinks bowed.
Ponies gave me and Pinks applause and I gave Pinks a hug before the party ended and I teleported home with a yellow flash and flopped right into my bed and fell asleep.
About a week later the personal token I gave Pinkie in case she needed help or something went off,taking a look at the timeline clock I saw it was time for that cutie mark episode where there marks got taken off,damn it was gonna be hard not to pound Starlights face in for hurting Pinkie.
Thinking for a moment I was gonna need a disguise and besides the fact I just really wanted to try out my new pony form Pinkie helped me create. With a flash of white I was a yellow stallion with a black mane and tail,blue eyes,and a bow tie and top hat,my cutiemark was contract with blue fire surrounding it.
"Hmm." I hummed looing at myself in a mirrior. "I look good!,time to get this show on the road!" And with a flash I was next to Pinkie,she and her friends where in a tiny little shack and some speakers on the walls where talking about being the same.
"Hiya Pinks,what ya need?" I took notice Pinkie pie and her friends where colored duller then normal,kinda like when Discord fucked with them in that maze.
"Hi bill,can you get us out of here please? I dont like not being happy and cheerful..." Dear mother of god,she spoke in a MONOTONE voice! for Pinkie to talk like that is like a cannon fireing pineapples insted of party stuff.
"I will soon Pinks,first Im gonna have a nice little chat with the one who put ya in here." A quick flash I was infront of Starlight Glimmer.
"Oh another new pony? welcome!" She acted like an earth pony teliporting in was nothing strange,cartoon logic eh?
"Drop the plesantries,Im here because you have locked my friends up in a tiny ass little shack and stole there cutiemarks,doing that caused then great pain mentaly and physicly." I let a hint of anger seep into my voice.
Starlight rolled her eyes and smiled. "Oh I assure you they where not caused any pain at all! they will soon embrace our ways,and so will you!" She jumped up her horn glowing as she tried to use her 'cutie unmark' spell on me,only for it not to work since the body I was in was just a pupet pretty much.
She had a look of shock before shooting into a defensive stance. "How did you resist my spell!?"
"Simple! Im not really a pony,and Im not very happy with you right now." With that and a flash of yellow smoke I was my normal triangle self again.
Her jaw dropped before she tried to shoot me with a beam of magic,only for it to bounce off me.
"Now,if you where not important to this timeline I'd royaly kick your ass for that,and for touching my friends." I grabbed her and teliported to the center of town,getting everyponies attention.
"Ponies of whatever this town is called!" I shouted.
"Its called Fapville!" One stallion stated as if that was a normal name,I struggled not to break out laughing.
"Thanks!"
"No problem!"
"Anyway! ponies of Fapville! this mare has lied to you and betrayed your trust,she preaches about being the same but she still has her cutiemark!" Taking a wet cloth a whiped off the makeup covering up her cutiemark and all the towns ponies gasped.
"Starlight how could you!?" Most of them shouted while others just ran to the cutiemark vault and broke it open,cutiemarks flew back to where they belonged and with a small puff of sparkles the mane six was at my side,I gave them the jars with there cutiemarks and they returned to there normal selves,all of them besides Pinkie blacked out from the sudden energy rush.
"Thanks Billsy!" Pinkie bounced around me back to her happy cheerful self.
"No problem!" Starlight Teliported away with a flash of blue,I let her go since she would be important for the plot later.
The town ponies gave no fucks that she was gone,only that they where free again,and to my ammusement they made a statue of me in the center of there town.
After we got back to Ponyville Pinkie said she would take her friends to there respected homes before poofing away in a flash of pink smoke with her friends.
"Hmm...what now?" My token rang like a phone,so I picked it up and put it to my head. "Yello."
A voice that sounded like..Rick? damn a displaced Rick from Rick and Morty.
"Yeah,can you come over here? I need your help with a little lizard problem."
"Sure,just give me a second." A green vortex opened infront of me and I floated through to see there was indeed a Rick displaced.
"So what ya need help with exactly?" I twirled my cane like always.
He pointed behind himself and I saw a large red dragon. "Can you kill that? my plasma pistol dosent do jack shit for damage against it."
"Alright,but you owe me a favor!" With a snap of my fingers the dragon melted into icecream,forever dead and vanilla flavored.
"Well can't I just give you somethin so where even?" He took a swig from a flask in his pocket before letting out a burp.
"Sure,what ya got?" He handed me a glowing green rock. "Alright,that should do it! nice to meet ya by the way,Im Bill Cipher." I shook his hand
"Same for you,If I wanna hang out or do some tinkering with the energy your made of Ill give you a call,your free to go now." Annnnd another vortex formed under me and sucked me in making me land back in my Equestria in my bed.
"What a nice guy." I fell asleep after that and dreamed of giant Pinkie Pie's using Twilight like a machine gun against changelings,and every changeling hit turned into a pie.
Discord poped into existence next to me as I was making some tea,mint,if you must know. "Hmm? oh its you,want some tea?" Discord responded by eating the kettle.
"I'll take that as a yes." I said in a deadpan voice.
"I challenge you to a chaos battle,cause Im bored and we both know we don't have anything better to do,winner gets the chaos dimension and the title of 'Lord Of Chaos' sound good to you?"
"Eh why the fuck not,the author has been sick the past few weeks and over all just hasen't had the time to write,so we might as well while he's typing this now." I shrugged.
Discord got a look of glee. "Goodie,I've been bored out of my freakin mind and you know how hard it is to find some fun around here,no good places to cause chaos other then me turning Clouds Dale into cotton candy last week,anyways lets start."
A chaos battle eh? well I knew a few things,mainly from the internet,that would put Discord to shame hehe. With a snap of my fingers all pine cones in the area began to open with the sound of charging energy before they all glew white and shot Discord with random memes.
"Gah not the internet!" Discord summoned Pinkie and used her as a shield,she only laughed at the random memes.
After the wave of memes stopped Discord floated up and snapped his claw,causing the sun to turn into cheddar cheese,somewhere in the universe one Nigel M Chalmers was drooling with a loving look in his eyes,while elsewhere in Canterlot Princess Celestia screamed in horror. (anyone who gets that gets a cookie.)
"Meh,you could have done so many things and you choose to do that?" Discord shruged.
"Let me show you real chaos!" With a snap of my fingers we where in space and I had a glowing rifle in my hands,aiming it at Discord I shot nyan cats at him.
Discord grinned and ate the cats before taking a sip of chocolate milk. "Not bad,not bad at all,lets crank it up to nine thousand shall we?" Discord laughed,but just as he was about to snap his claw Pinkie poped in.
"WAIIIIIIT!" She shouted,Im not surprised that she can breathe in space at this point.
"What?" Me and Discord ask at the same time.
"Well me and my buddy Morgan Freeman where talking,and we got the idea that maybe you two should send eachother to a crazy universe or dimension and see who survives the longest!"
"Eh why not?" Me and Discord snap out fingers and we each get sent somewhere else in the universe,I landed in candyland while Discord landed in genoration one My Little Pony,may god help that poor bastard hahaha.
Discord looked around seeing the generation one ponies,before he fell to his knees and yelled to the sky. "YOU BASTARD!" before the weird dullish rainbow hit him.
