> Alicorn Changeling Princesses > by RDDash > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > 1: Ponies Are Not Just the Food Source > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Queen Chrysalis had been having a really bad day. Presently at this very moment, she had been catapulted out of Canterlot. She sighed, the ground had been approaching very quickly, she knew she could fly, so it wasn't such a big deal. The big deal was that she screwed up. She remembered that day quite perfectly, everything was going perfectly that is until that mare Twilight Sparkle screwed everything up. She smiled to herself, yes everything would have been perfect if she would have murdered Cadence in her fit of anger. She could feel several strong emotions from that Sparkle, anger at her brother for not telling her about the wedding on time, that mare did have a lot of suppressed anger, so much for ponies preaching friendship. The only thing that was left to do is to channel this anger into somepony else, however, that was failed fast. Then if her original plan ended up successful than Twilight would have ended up so depressed at the thought of killing real Cadence then the only thing that would left to do is relocate her somewhere else, and the most brilliant part is that Twilight would have to be replaced by the permanent infiltration drone. However, that didn't happen. Right now I think I feel very angry at her. This is ridiculous, Changelings can’t feel any emotions, that's why we need to take them from someone else. We are vampires damn it….oof. Chrysalis was so focused on her thoughts that she didn't notice that she already fell into the forest, it kind of hurt a bit. “I deserved that,” reluctantly she stood up, and then tried to look at where exactly she was. She knew she was in the woods, but where? She thought she just flew a small rural town just now, “Oh that's right, I believe ponies call that town Ponyville.” She smirked, maybe someday when she is going to be the Queen of Equestria she is going to rename it into Bugtown. “I want to be the Queen of Equestria, and then the whole world! Is that too much to ask?” “No, your highness,” out of nowhere a random drone showed up, “those foolish ponies don't know what they are missing.” “Damn right they are. What are you doing here drone, that's an awfully good timing for you to show up?” The drone shrugged, “Some of us saw you, uh your very graceful fall from the skies above.” “Drone.” "Yes, your highness.” “Would you just please go away, for now, your Queen wishes to be alone.” “As you wish your highness,” the drone vanished like he wasn't even there. Queen Chrysalis sighed in relief. Finally, peace and quiet, and nature, I can enjoy peace and quiet. At least it would have been that way if she didn't notice the faint emotional feedback somewhere very close to her position. Emotions meant a food source, and that was worth the investigation. Meanwhile, four little fillies had been trotting in the forest, “Babs, are you sure it was a good idea to go into the forest to find out our cutie marks?” “Of course it is, don't be such a chicken Scootaloo.” “I am not a chicken,” Scootaloo said angrily. “Then stop acting like it, chicken.” Scootaloo only rolled her eyes. “Actually I am with Scootaloo, what the hay did we forgot here?” “Oh come on cous, not you two. I thought we all agree to this, Your sister and her friends went here many times. That crazy zebra lives here too. What a big deal?” “The big deal is that this forest is dangerous,” quickly replied Sweetie Belle. “I think that back then we were all just eagerly overexcited by the idea of getting cutie marks that we weren’t actually thinking with our heads, and Scootaloo she just hates this place.” “Are you sure it's not just because she is chicken?” Meanwhile, Queen Chrysalis managed to track down the troublemakers and just now had been observing them. What those imbeciles are doing in this forest. Only an imbecile would voluntarily go in there, or they have to be crazy to live here. “That’s it, Babs, I bucking dare you to say chicken one more time.” “Or you what, chicken? What are you going to do?” “Oh nothing much,” Scootaloo pretended to be deep in thought, she then said next part in a very cold voice. “I just leave you alone in the company of a very hungry Timberwolf.” Chrysalis smirked, I like that one. “You wouldn't dare, you are too much of a goody two horseshoes to do it.” “She is right Babs, there are plenty of monsters who live here.” Just like me, I am a really scary monster. “What the hey? I am a bit confused. I think we, uh mistook Babs Seed with Diamond Tiara.” “No Bloom, my eyes don't deceive me, this is, in fact, your cousin Babs Seed.” “Woah, Woah, Woah. Girls come on now, are you still at it? I thought that we did sort everything out back then.” They continued to trot on the path which would eventually lead them to the old castle ruins. “Wait, weren't those three were at the wedding?” For a brief moment, she forgot that she should stay as silent as possible and blubbed it out. “They were your highness,” she heard in reply. Foals didn't seem to notice her sudden outburst. “Then what are they, what am I staring at here?” She continued this time she started to whisper, probably some other drone who wanted to annoy her, despite her clear orders to leave her alone, not everything did. Despite the popular belief changelings don't have a hive mind, that was just a lies that had been spread across the nation to boost the fear the harvesting sector Twenty-Five and Thirty-Two. More commonly referred as Ponyville and Manehattan. “The one on the left is orange pegasus filly, the one in the center is marshmallow unicorn filly, and the one on the right is red-yellow earth pony filly, and…” Chrysalis groaned, “I know what they look like a genius, Those three should be with them.” “Oh, you mean that wedding, that was over two months ago. You actually got fired out of the castle by the big oversized trebuchet, you uh…” “Go ahead my dear drone, go ahead and said it”, The pregnant pause became really awkward. You don't need to be a changeling to feel it, ”What else did I do while in there?” “Your Highness, you were about to infiltrate the important diplomatic meeting, however, you got drunk on the excess of emotions and then well you foolishly revealed yourself. Why are you even wasting your time with them?” Why would a drone change the subject so suddenly? However, Queen Chrysalis already knew what to say. It's better to pretend to be uninterested then being scolded for being too soft. Chrysalis shrugged off several childhood memories. “Why would I care about foals that are emotional food generators? I would really hate to waste my food, and dead foals are wasted food source.” “What about that time when you almost sucked an entire population dry?” “My dear drone, need I remind you that as far as other forms of media and storytelling are concerned comic books do not bucking matter. Please keep this in mind next time when you are going to drop a couple crazy ideas in an Equestria Publishing Department, to provide the necessary funds for our kingdom.” “But I like comic books, and for your information, they are called visual novels.” “Oh this is just perfect,” Chrysalis huffed in annoyance. “For Discord's sake, they are just foals. We are going to mess around with adults because that's a fair game. However foals of any race are protected, we are never going to abuse foals. Is that clear?” “Yeah, okay I get it you don't need to be so hard ass about it, I am sorry but you are becoming a bit too emotional, and if you are going to continue on that path then we are going to get discovered.” Chrysalis forced to calm herself down, as much as she hated it, the drone was right. “I am bored alright! Can't drones just take the hint?” “Of course your highness, I am sorry.” The drone quickly apologized. “Drone, don’t you have anything else to do?” “Not really your highness, ever since we botched the welding operation that was nearly two months ago, we just”, the drone paused, ”many of us just left with a lot of free time.” “What are you some kind of combat unit?” “I am companion unit Your Highness, we do specialize in infiltrating deep inside the foreign territory, we also specialize in providing emotional support.” “Providing emotional support?” Chrysalis raised her eyebrow. “What I mean to say is our responsibility is to make sure that the ponies around me have remained happy because being happy is far more preferable to being stressed by the presence of bug-like creature. Which reminds me you are not doing yourself any favors by remaining in your original form.” “I am a really bad actress, as you might know, I am an administrator unit. We weren't taught how to act.” “I am not saying that you need to act by foal napping other ponies. I am just saying that creating an original character is much more preferable.” Chrysalis only rolled her eyes, “You mean creating a ton of paperwork to make it believable. My dear drone you can't really create a brand new character for long-term purposes unless you actually want to stay in character for a long term. Anyway, why are we even talking to each other? Go back to work or something.” “This is my work Your Highness, I am a companion unit, don't you remember me saying it. I wish I could forget, Queen Chrysalis only groaned because she knew she is not going to receive the privacy she wanted, and therefore this is going to be a very long day. There is also another reason why she preferred for her appearance the way it is. It provided an excellent defensive ability when she was forced to be in the environment like this forest, all the other natural predators just avoided her presence and never dared to bother her or her pray. Meanwhile, three little fillies continued their trek, unaware of a certain bug queen that's been following them around, “Did you hear that?” Scootaloo thought she heard something. “Heard what, we didn't hear anything?“ her companions answered to her in a unison. That's right little filly, listen to your friend's advice and move on, you didn't hear anything. Chrysalis then turned to her companion, “What’s the hay was that? That's little filly heard something.” “She couldn't possibly hear anything, the physiology of young pegasi is just too different from ours. Unless?” “Unless what drone?” “It’s really nothing, at least I hope it's nothing, but there is a really small possibility that this filly is an infiltrator unit.” That's was a bit troubling, all of the deep cover infiltrator units are heavily documented and then all of the information is stored in a central located deep inside of the Southern Sands. Harsh weather conditions and the remote weather conditions are guaranteed that no one, especially if they are an obnoxious adventurer like Daring Do would be bothered to find it, and even if they do then without proper authorization they are guaranteed to die a rather gruesome death. But for now, this filly would have to wait, for now, she is forced to deal with the possible intruder that doesn't seem like to get a message that Chrysalis is an alpha bitch here in this part of the woods. “What kind of foolish beast is that going to be this time?” Chrysalis sighed, she guessed she has no other choice but to reveal herself. "Probably it's a Manticore, their species always being very difficult." "Manticore...Manticore... hm, Manticora ... Man Eater ... Man ... What is a man? You know my dear drone this is a bit weird." "Your Highness please focus, the beast is already here and is about to eat them alive." "What are you talking about it?" Queen Chrysalis grabbed Manticore with her telekinesis who tried to sneak on her pray, “I am always focused.“ She smacked around the Manticore, “I am just trying to point out a few ridiculous inconsistencies in the language.” Twack. “I mean calling this dumb beast Ponticore would probably have been simpler.” Twack, Twack, Twack. “This beast is really dumb because it doesn't seem to understand that it shouldn't mess with me whenever I am around!” Twack. “I....” Twack “Am...” Twack. “The...” Twack. “Bucking...” Twack. “Changeling...” Twack. “Queen.” Twack. With each and every word the Manticore got thrown around like a ragdoll, at some point, Queen Chrysalis lost focus ad the Manticore tried to escape, “Oh where do you think you are going? Come back here, I am not completely done with you.” Queen Chrysalis grabbed the manticore again and prepared for more twacking. However, all of that noise finally attracted enough attention for other ponies to notice her, “Uh, so when we should tell her that we can see her now?” asked Applebloom. “Probably, never. In fact, we should probably run,” said Sweetie Belle. “And then what? Ending up getting eaten by the Pomticore?” said Scootaloo. “Would still be a better option than staying in the company of her. What do you think she is going to do with us when she is going to be done with that manticore?” “I don't know Sweetie Belle, I think Manticore would never eat Fluttershy.” “Apple Bloom, that was Fluttershy, and that just the rest of us, meaning that we are probably going to end up being eaten alive by that beast. Sweetie Belle blinked a couple of times, “Mother of Celestia I am turning into my own sister!” “Who is she?” This time it was Babs turn to ask questions. “What do you mean who? She is the changeling queen, she is evil!” yelled Sweetie Belle. Babs blinked, “by evil you mean cool right because she is so cool right now.” “No, I mean she is evil-evil. She invaded a Canterlot during the Royal Wedding and then Princess Twilight and Princess Cadence kicked her butt, and…Oh no, she came back for revenge, because we are the sisters of the Elements of Harmony, well two of us at least, Scootaloo is an honorary sister.” “Hey, I heard that!” Yelled at her Scootaloo. “What? I only tell how it is… “Hi...” “Gahh!” yelled everypony in fright, then they noticed a lone changelings drone, who just now announced his presence, their screaming make him flinch. “So um, you are not going to eat us?” “No not really, I actually find pony meat completely disgusting,” this sudden revelation only made things worse. “What I mean to say we are not meat eaters, unlike the vast majority of monsters in this forest.” “I see, I take it that was you trying to be funny?” Changeling nodded, “I wasn't really good at the comedy, wasn't really my specialization.” Meanwhile, Chrysalis finished with torturing the manticore and with final twack she left the unconscious body of the beast on the ground. “Don't tell me, the creature is dead?” he asked. “No!” She said defensively, “I just taught that foolish beast a lesson he will never forget.” “Right, somehow I don't really believe that.” At the same exact moment when the other changeling has focused his attention on his queen, Scootaloo and other fillies tried to escape, unfortunately for them, Chrysalis had been paying attention. “Now then, where do you think you are going?” “Somewhere far away from you. My sister told me everything about you, you are dangerous. She also told me to not talk to strangers.” “Well, I just don't know what your sister would have thought if she knew that you four sneaking around this forest.” “Ha, like she would actually believe you, you aren’t exactly this trustworthy.” “Maybe, maybe not, but she would believe the word of another pony.” Scootaloo gasped, “You wouldn’t.” “I would,” Chrysalis smiled, “Now then I tell you what, take me to your leader, and then we can all pretend all of this never happened.” “Who do you mean? Are you, do you want to take us to Princess Celestia?” “NoNoNo, not Celestia, just take me to Princess Twilight, I am very interested in her just like I am interested in you.” She pointed her hoof at Scootaloo. “Me? Why me?” “I don't really know why but I've been observing you for quite awhile, and I am not really sure but I think you are very special.” “Aha,” Scootaloo sounded very unsure “Look, lady, I think that it's very nice that you saved our lives, but I still don’t think that hanging around with you is not a good idea.” “Where are your parents?” Chrysalis asked suddenly “I am an orphan, I don't have any parents.” Scootaloo tried to sound defensive. “My dear, everypony has parents, even if those parents choose to ditch their children into an orphanage, you had to come from somewhere. For example, if you are really want to convince me that you are an orphan, then I am going to start digging up some paperwork and I better go and find it.” “Alright, alright, you can come with us, just please drop the subject.” “Excellent, now then my dear drone you know what to do.” “Do I have too?” “But of course you are volunteered to be my companion, and that means...” Drone sighed and then shifted into a pink fluffy pony, “Pfff- Phfff- Pfff.” He or should we say she climbed up onto Chrysalis back and then made herself comfortable. At the same time, Chrysalis shifted herself into white unicorn mare, with a green mane. On the tip of her snout, she had small glasses. “Wait where did eyeglasses come from?” Asked Babs “How did you?” “It's my secret, maybe someday I am going to tell you, maybe not, who knows? I do. Am I going to tell?” Babs and Scootaloo rolled her eyes. > 2: A Small Talk > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chrysalis has been ready for this, right now the only thing that left to do is to cross the doors of that dreadful castle. For once the architecture had been clashing with the rest of the buildings in this town, and secondly, it was also served as the towns library, the only library in the whole town. From her previous reports Chrysalis would remember changelings mentioning Golden Oaks Library at least it wouldn't be as awkward to intrude into the library then it would be in the castle. Chrysalis shrugged, since when would that stop her. “Remind me to break the horns of that imbecile Tirek, if he ever decides to escape that hellhole again,” She addressed her companion. The pink fluffy pony nodded her head and then sounded an audible queue signaling an agreement, “pffffrt.” Chrysalis sighed, “You can't speak Ponish, can’t you. A side effect of the fur ball stuck in your throat?” “Pffffrt,” once again the fluffy pony replied to her companion. “Alright Chrysalis you can do this, it's only a stupid superstition made by ponies to annoy you.” She made a very deep breath and then crossed the doors of the castle. She only been here once before and only briefly, and for the very specific purpose. Now though she planned to spend a little bit more time here, and once again with very specific purpose. Hopefully, she won't be throughout of the castle like she usually would be. Thankfully she found that the navigation through the twisted corridors a lot easier to handle simply because of the very pleasant signs that had been plastered everywhere. Public Library - turn right, Friendship map - straight ahead, and the private bedchambers - turn left. The last one was slightly weird but still acceptable, for plans of world domination. “Having a little trouble?” The very familiar voice of a pony caused Chrysalis to turn her attention 180 degrees, the very same pony who destroyed everything a few months ago. Or, perhaps gave her the greatest gift she could have given her, freedom. Chrysalis put the most pleasant smile she could, she was a guest here after all. “Not at all, I guess you just caught me in some deep thought,” she tried to laugh the awkwardness off. Starlight Glimmer put her head slightly sideways, “I see, did I met you before? You.look strangely familiar.” You have no actual idea how right you are. The quick thought crossed Chrysalis mind, she then just as quickly shook her head. “No, I don't think we are. I am just a new, how do you say it, living person in this town with such a lovely name.” “Resident,” Starlight quickly offered, “Oh now I remember, you are that one pony who saved CMC from the forest, about a few months ago.” “Something like that yes, I do have a soft spot for foals, you see. Would you like to come with me to the castle library?” A pink fluffy pony didn't want to be left out and therefore made a few audible noises in the protest, “pffrt- pfffffrr-pffrt” Chrysalis blinked a few times, “Oh of course, how can I forget about you.” “Pffrt,” pink fluffy was satisfied that her master didn't forget about her. Starlight was slightly puzzled by the pink fluffy. “Oh, I never met, uh, creatures like that. What exactly is that?” Chrysalis once again smiled, “I can assure you that this is, in fact, a pony,” A weaponized cuteness in the shape of a pony but scientifically speaking it was still a Pony. “I have met poor thing starved and exhausted in the wilds, for reasons unknown to me I decided to help it, I mean help her.” At the very last moment, Chrysalis quickly corrected herself. “You must have been lonely?” Starlight once again offered a helping hoof, the whole thing became slightly awkward. “Yes, that… can’t leave the poor dear behind you know?” The trio casually moved through the corridors until they ended up in the library. . Chrysalis stepped closer to the shelves and then looked around looking at the books, “Not many visitors today, eh?” “Not as popular as a Canterlot library that’s for sure,” For some reason Starlight blushed, still Chrysalis pretended like she didn't notice.  “You probably don’t know that but Ponyville used to have a library, but it was destroyed in an attack by the angry Centaur. And just recently Princess Twilight remembered that fact.” “Centaur, also known as Kentauros or sometimes Centaurus in Pony Latin,” Chrysalis whispered to herself, she then noticed that Starlight noticed her whispering. “I am very educated you see, at least I had to be. Centaurs are very prideful creatures you know.” “I suppose,” Starlight lowered her head. “I never got a chance to meet them, so I don't know.” “They had a very high sense of honor, takes forever to actually piss them off, but if that happens it usually for a reason.” Starlight shrugged off, “Some sort of brood between the ponies and his brother, that's all I know about it.” “Uh, that. I believe I heard about that, his brother was a gargoyle, yes?” Chrysalis could sense that Starlight did, in fact, know very little about. Starlight nodded her head in agreement, “As far as I am aware.” “Perhaps it gave him a sense of amusement to have a gargoyle as a pet,” Once again Chrysalis reserved to whispering, but just like last time Starlight overheard her once again. “Excuse me?” “Chrysalis blinked a few times, “Oh it's nothing, please just ignore the rumblings of the foolish mare. “I do sometimes tend to get carried away.” She made a small pause, ” Did you said that Princess Twilight just remembered that the Ponyville used to have a library?” “Yeah, why did you ask?” Starlight feeling slightly bored of standing grabbed the book and trotted next to the reading table. “You know it was kind of weird in a way. I mean the city used to have a library but then they just forgot about that.” Chrysalis remained standing where she was still facing the books, like if she was still undecided which one to pick. “Oh, right that! I simply thought it was odd that the Alicorns would forget anything at all. They kind of can't forget even if they wanted to. Comes with the perks of having a perfect memory.” Chrysalis mentally sighed, right now she simply couldn't continue this farce, at least she had to grab some book, after all, so she did. “The Smooze for dummies? The extracurricular study for eggheads. Written by Rainbow Dash, edited by  A.K. Yearling and published by Canterlot Press.” She was so surprised by the book title she accidentally said it out loud. “Yeah, that's her very first book. Actually, it’s started out as a joke. I remember Rainbow Dash said to Twilight, I bet you twenty bits that I will submit this book into publishing.” Starlight made a small chuckle. “Imagine everypony's surprise when her book actually ended up getting published.” “So what happened next?” Chrysalis turned the page to the first chapter titled Smooze in the wild, a hypersexualization of a slime. “Oh, nothing much, Twilight just gave in and Rainbow Dash continued to write books this time as a second-hoofed career. Oh, let's not talk about that, I believe you started talking something about Alicorn’s memories. Isn't it right?” Chrysalis nodded her head,“That’s right, I did do that, didn't I?” All of this time Chrysalis had still been in her disguise. At first, shape-shifting was just a very useful skill she had learned, then it just became the force of habit due to reasons she herself tried to convince off. it's will be better this way. The relationship that is built on lies. Doesn't matter anyway. Yes, I do believe I am somewhat knowledgeable in Alicorn's biology.” Starlight couldn't help it but she had been paying full attention to the odd stranger that in front of her. Well, two very odd strangers, Starlight wasn't really sure that the pony could speak a proper language. Perhaps she just made those vocal noises on purpose, and her companion just could easily understand ber. Starlight quickly realized that she never asked for any of their names, so in order to fix her mistake, she decided to fix it by doing just that. “This might sound a little bit strange but I don't really know your name.” Chrysalis nodded, perfectly understanding the issue. While her persona had been known in town for several months now, Starlight only met her today, perhaps by the pure chance of probability of one third. Of course, she is not going to tell Starlight her real name. Doing that would ruin everything in her plans to completely erase her original self from existence. Chrysalis remembered about the walking lie detector in the pony form, perhaps that's why she had been carefully avoiding interacting with the farm pony. “My name is Dixie Dolittle,” Chrysalis smiled politely. “I hope this would clear up this little misconception of ours.” “Sure,” Starlight nodded, quickly feeling satisfied with the answer. “And what hers?” “Fluffy!” The same hopefully warm and slightly nervous smile remained on Dixie's face. “Right, ” Starlight thought that maybe Fluffy was just a cute nickname or something like that. On second thought Starlight heard a lot of strange names. “I guess I...Um...Yeah.” Deciding to move on from the previous topic Dixie decided to say something else, “Perhaps is there anything else you would like to know from me...” Dixie was about to finish her train of thought but she was interrupted by Starlight shouting in near excitement, “Alicorns?” As if realizing what she just did Starlight quickly apologized for her rude behavior, “I am really sorry, I don't know what came over me. I just, I am sorry.” Dixie raised her hoof, “That's quite alright. Believe me, I understand.” “I just...” Starlight abruptly stopped talking in the middle of the sentence thinking that she over excitement had been triggered by the idea of learning about Twilight's subspecies. “Like I was saying,” Dixie made a dramatic pause for the effect. “Hm...Let me see if I remember this correctly, you might have noticed that Alicorn's are a bit more enduring than the rest of the pony tribes.” “Tribes?” Starlight couldn't help it but she felt slightly puzzled by Dixie choice of words. “Of course. As you aware there are three tribes that we all know and love, and I suppose there is an extra hidden Alicorn tribe,” Starlight could hear an excitement in Dixie's voice. “Hidden? I am not sure I understand,” Once again Starlight was understandably confused. “Yes, well kind of. There are some of them in the position of power like our dearest,” Dixie said the next word with a slight barely noticeable disdain, “Princesses. There are others though, many many others. Unlike somepony’s famous they simply prefer to stay hidden outside of the public view. But occasionally they might slip up when they think nopony is watching. Occasionally they are just referred as errors, but I assure you they are completely genuine.” “You don’t like them much do you?” “I can respect them,” Dixie admitted more to herself than to her conversation partner. “That I can do with one hundred percent certainty.” “I see, sorry it's just something that you said right now was completely bizarre,” Starlight made her eyes wander a bit for a few seconds. Her attention switched to Fluffy, to her book, and then right back at Dixie. “So like you are saying that there are others who simply living a regular mundane life?” “Exactly,” Dixie nodded her head in confirmation. “But wouldn’t they...aren’t they like,” Starlight wanted to say But aren't they like a Princesses or something? but be couldn't, instead, Starlight was slightly at loss of words. Dixie made a small sigh, “Some are born into it, some are not. Some want fame and fortune, some are not. Some are made into it, and some are not. Some are the Princesses, and some are not. Some are Queens and some are not. And, some just wish to have a normal life, and some do not. “My dear, the Princess dream is just a pipe dream in some cases it's more or less unrealistic and unachievable, and in some cases it's unwanted.” “But why?” Dixie closed her book. At this point she just dropped the pretense of reading it, perhaps later she would be interested in it, but not for now. “Lack of political connections I would assume. You have few options, several of which you might already know. Option one, you might have an exceptional magical talent and get noticed by the Princess Sunbutt. Option two, you are fortunate enough to be at a right time to be a friend of the personal student of the Princess.” Dixie blinked a few times, “I am not saying that the friendships of those six are not genuine, perhaps they genuinely believe in it. “Okay...” Starlight said listening, “but surely you must have believed in friendship at some point?” Dixie sighed, “For many years I've been trying to understand what exactly is the thing that the ponies call friendship. At first, I really tried to be an optimist, but then I adopted a more practical point of view. ”Uh, where was I?, Uh right, option three and it would seem to be the most common one Hormonal Unicorn Syndrome.” While Dixie has been talking Starlight stood up and then quickly teleported a teacup to herself, she didn't want to feel rude so she offered a spare one to Dixie, Dixie refused it. It came to no surprise when eventually Starlight spilled the drink. “Excuse me, a Hormonal Unicorn Syndrome?” Starlight asked. “Of course, happens more often than it should be. For example...” Dixie made a dramatic pause and at the same time, she looked at the Starlight as if to make a point. “Alright, alright I get it you are talking about me,” Starlight quickly pointed out. Dixie nodded her head, “Yeah, something like that. You know, it really hard to find a unicorn villain this day.” Starlight tried to find an example of the non-unicorn villain, “Well, what about that time when Rainbow Dash destroyed a Weather factory?” “That's an example of a vandalism, it just shows an example of how ponies with the right connections can get away with anything.” Starlight frowned, “you are not letting this go are you?” “Nope,” Dixie shook her head.”Do you still think that everything that I said about Alicorns is  made up?” Starlight wanted to say no, but still, she couldn't do so. “Uh, no. Sorry. I mean I do want to believe you and all that but it just too fantastical.” “It's perfectly fine,” Dixie shrugged off and then stood up as if she was prepared to go away, “Very well, I suppose it's been, how would you say that, a really nice small talk.” Starlight stood up as well, “You are very weird sometimes.” Dixie just cracked a small smile, it almost felt extremely unnatural as if she was trying really hard to do something unnatural to her own personality. It took nearly forever before she and Fluffy cleared off the castle territory. Currently, Chrysalis had been standing right next to hospital building. Originally she didn't plan her own destination, it just so happened to be that way. “Oh, I am so glad this is finally ended. I don't know how much longer I would have to pull the nice act.” “Well, at least you tried,” Fluffy tried to be to comfort her. “We don't really need an accident, do we? ” “Like what?” former queen of changelings and the extremely awkward resident of the small town Ponyville was slightly curious what would her companion say. “Like ponies running around with pitchforks and torches trying to chase the bug queen.” “Chrysalis just giggled at that, I would really like to see them try, besides all I had to do is to make myself disappear, or should I say made Dixie Dolittle disappear.” Meanwhile at the Castle of Friendship Starlight still couldn't think of the most awkward moment that was once was. The mare was slightly weird, even when she pointed it out Dixie only confirmed it. Her ears picked up the faint noise of hooves knocking on the crystal floor. She looked up to see who it was "Oh hi, Twilight!"