Spectrum
Cloudsdale is a pretty awesome place. You and your friend lay on a soft cloud together, staring up at the sky as various pegasi fly by, on their way to and from the weather factory. You, however, have a day off, and have decided to make the most of it by going out and sunbathing. Just as you begin to fall asleep, your friend's voice jerks you awake.
“Wow! Check that out!”
You turn to your friend. “Check what out?” you ask.
“That chick up there!”
You look up into the sky and see a trail of rainbow shooting through the clouds. It’s Rainbow Dash. You’ve had a crush on her ever since you moved to Cloudsdale. But you force your feelings for her to the back of your mind – surely someone like her would never go for someone like you…
“Uhhh… dude? You okay?” Your friend’s voice snaps you out of your thoughts. “Uh, yeah. I was just thinking about some stuff” you reply.
You feel the cloud sag next to you. Someone just landed on it.
“Hey, did you like the show?”
You turn to see Rainbow Dash smiling at you. She looks more beautiful than ever, and your words catch in your throat. You manage to force out a quiet “yeah, it was really cool.”
“I’m glad you liked it!” she replies.
You feel your friend nudging you on the shoulder. You decode his gestures and hand signals and realize he is suggesting you ask her out on a date. Crap, were you really that easily readable?
"Dude, no... she'd just laugh at me" you whine to your friend.
"Nah man" he replies. "She's into you. I can tell. She was looking at you with 'the eyes'."
You have no idea what 'the eyes' are, but hey, your friend is the expert on this kind of thing! Unless every single thing he has ever told you is bullshit, which seems more likely.
You see Dash has walked to the other end of your cloud and is about to take flight again. It's now or never, you decide.
“Uhh.. hey.” You stutter right as Dash is about to fly away.
“Yeah?” she folds her wings back in and turns back to you.
“Uh… wanna hang out?” you ask her meekly.
“Sure!” she replies. “Wanna come over to my place? We can get pizza.”
Her eager acceptance of your offer boosts your confidence. Before you know it, you’re in Rainbow Dash’s house, watching TV, eating pizza and playing videogames together. You almost forget all about your feelings for her as you sit there together on her sofa.
That is, at least, until she leans on your side. You look down, and she’s staring back up at you with a seductive glint in her eyes.
“Hey, how about we make this a night to remember?” she suggests. You pretty quickly catch on to what she’s suggesting.
“Sounds awesome” you reply.
You follow her into her bedroom. It’s a pretty nice room, Wonderbolts posters and Daring-Do books decorating the walls and floor, respectively. The object that’s drawing your attention, however, is the bed. Or more precisely, the mare lying on it. Her tongue hangs out the side of her mouth, revealing a little diamond tongue piercing at the tip of her tongue.
“So… how we gonna do this?” she inquires.
“Uhh…” you think for a second. “…Ever given a blowjob?”
She smiles. “Nope, but I know how.” She jumps up off the bed and kneels down in front of you. Her wings bounce up into a full-fledged wingboner. You feel her warm breath on the tip of your penis as it approaches her mouth. Finally, she takes it in, the warmth of her mouth enveloping your cock.
Then suddenly, a burst of pain.
“Uhhh, Dash? Don’t move.”
“Huh? Why?” she replies.
“NO!” you scream. “Don’t speak. Just… please. Stay completely still.”
She looks at you in confusion.
“Just listen to me,” you tell her. “Okay… you have a tongue piercing, right?”
Her eyes go wide in comprehension.
“Your tongue piercing is caught under the glans of my penis.”
She looks at you with an expression of horror. Her wings go right back down.
“Your tongue piercing is caught on my penis. If you move, I am going to die” you clarify.
She stays completely still, unmoving. You try to think of a way out of this.
“Okay. I’m going to move my penis forwards. You’re gonna move your tongue in the opposite direction. If I start howling in agony, take that as a sign to stop and stay completely still again,” you command. This whole thing is such a mood-killer.
The instant you move your wang, you feel another incredibly sharp burst of pain.
“STOP! FOR GOD’S SAKE STOP!” you screech.
She stays still again. That’s when you notice the blood dribbling out of her mouth.
“OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD NO NO NO NO OH GOD OH GOD WHY WHY WHY” you say in a panicked frenzy.
Dash stares up at you with pleading eyes, begging you to calm down and handle the situation properly. You find it hard to calm down, however, with the knowledge that your dick has been cut open by a goddamn DIAMOND TONGUE PIERCING.
“OH GOD” you add, before spastically jerking your cock in desperate attempt to dislodge it from the piercing. The flow of blood increases. You think you're about to faint.
“THIS IS THE SINGLE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ANYONE IN THE HISTORY OF TIME!!!” you scream.
You lunge forward, ignoring the searing burning agony that has consumed your lower groin and frantically grab at Dash’s tongue with your hooves, trying to pull it off your penis. At last, the piercing dislodges itself from your cock. Less fortunately, however, you're not in 'the mood' anymore. At all.