Why, Pinkie!!??
It was a perfectly normal day in Ponyville! The birds were singing, the residents were out and about, doing their daily routines. The salesponies' shoppes were crowded by wonderful consumers as they attempted to calm the wave of ponies.
Among all of the rustle and bustle, was the pink earth pony we all know and love. She hopped about, waving to all of her friends, also known as every single pony in town. Her saddle bags were full of party supplies, indicating an upcoming party was in the making.
Pinkie Pie shook her head from side to side, making sure she didn't miss a shoppe she needed to go to. The carrot stand, nope, she already went there for food. Applejack's stand? Nah, she already had a ton of apples for apple pies. Cherries? No, she was most definitely not attempting a cherry chunga or Chimi cherry chunga. Again, anyway. Baked bads were what those treats were.
Did she need more milk for cupcakes? Most certainly. Oh, how about flour!? Yes! Eggs from Fluttershy's chickens? Oh definitely! Oh oh! And~
Pinkie, get out of my computer. We get it, you need more baking supplies.
The earth pony giggled. "Awe, but you need detail, right? I was just giving the viewers the most detailed-detail story ever!!"
Anyway, Pinkie headed off to get her baking supplies, without the need to list all of them. Her saddle bags began to fill, whereas to the point that they were full.
Once she had everything she needed, the party pony skipped and hopped back to Sugarcube Corner. Along the way, however, she spotted a familier crystal Friendship Castle that a certain Alicorn of Friendship lived.
Pinkie put a hoof up to her chin and poundered. "Well, it has been a while since I took part in 'Annoy Your Friend Twilight Sparkle' day..."
Making her decision, instead of heading to Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie changed her path to Twilight Sparkle's castle.
Once inside, Pinkie carefully and quietly shut the front doors. It wouldn't be much of a surprise if Twilight knew she was in there, now would it?
Anyway, the pink earth pony tiptoed through the crystal corridors. All that was in her line of view was door after door. Until she finally was met with the end of the hallway, 'cause then she turned left.
Now going left, Pinkie continued to sneakily sneak through the sneakiest of halls, now somehow dressed in a spy costume. Left, right, straight, until finally, finally, the door to the library of the castle came into view.
Pinkie zoomed down the rest of the hallway, yet somehow her hoofsteps were still quiet. Not slowing down one bit, the hyper pony slammed the doors open, the wood almost breaking off of its hinges.
"HI TWILIGHT!!!!!!!" Pinkie screamed at what seemed like the top of her lungs, but we all know it's not.
Twilight, on the other hoof, almost had a heart attack. She was levitating over a thousand books, but thanks to Pinkie Pie, they all fell.
Not just fell. The books fell on top of the alicorn. Who then popped her head out of the pile with a dazed expression.
"Ugh, Pinkie! What are you doing here? I thought you had to plan a party or something!" Twilight groaned, attempting to get out of the monstrous pile of books. Buttt, the poor alicorn was stuck in there good, so in the end she just teleported out!
"What are you doing? Can't you see I am doing some imperative work!?"
"You can continue being boring! Besides, you're just like your mama! Because yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!" Just like you! Haha, get it!"
That, must have struck a nerve. Because then Twilight's left eye - not right, kids! - twitched. Then it looked like she was going to explode. Twice. And then, she did the Cadance technique.
And then she sighed. Then went back to work while Pinkie blabbed some more.
"You see, Twilight. I've got... uh... Annoyingitis! Yes, Annoyingitis. And the only way to get rid of this terrible disease is to annoy the friend that is closed to where you are standing!" Pinkie exclaimed.
"Uh huh. And who told you that?" Twilight halfheartedly spoke while focusing on putting her books back in the shelves.
"Uh, duh! The doctor, silly! Who else?"
"Yourself?"
"..."
Pinkie jumped onto a couch like she owned the place. Then she got ready for another round of jokes. Her hooves smashed together in deep thought, digging deeper and deeper into her soul. At least, that's what she thought she was doing.
"Hey Twilight, I've noticed this the last time we saw your mother. Yo' Mama is so fat, I take laps around her for exercise!"
Twilight's eye twitched once again, clearly battling herself. Then came the sigh, then the Cadance technique, then the back to working.
Then Pinkie had another joke. "In a small town in Prance there lived two boys, Shut-up and Trouble. These boys were friends, but every once-in-awhile they would get into a fight. One time after they had both just gotten ice-cream, Trouble's ice-cream fell. Trouble then stole Shut-up's ice-cream and ran away. Shut-up ran after Trouble but eventually lost him, sat on a curb, and started to cry.
A police officer pulled up and asked, “What's your name?”
“Shut-up.”
The officer got angry and asked the same question again and got the same reply. Finally, he asked the same question and got the same reply and then said, “Boy, are you looking for Trouble?”
And Shut-up said, “Yeah, that fool stole my ice-cream!”"
Twilight sighed and slammed her head on the crystal shelf. But then she realized that it's crystal and yelped in pain, rubbing her now darker purple and blue forehead.
"Pinkie, do you EVER SHUT UP!!??" Twilight hissed while still rubbing her forehead.
"Um, lemme think 'bout that... Nope!"
Pinkie giggled from her spot on Twilight's couch while Twilight fell to her knees.
"CELESTIA HELP ME!" she screamed at the top of her lungs.
And Princess Celestia did in fact help. Because in that very moment Princess Celestia crashed through Twilight's crystal ceiling.
The princess got up and patted the dust off of her. She turned to Pinkie and grabbed her. Then turning to Twilight, she said, "Sorry Twilight, but your friend her is really annoying so I need her help. Princess Luna turned into Nightmare Moon again so I need the most annoying pony to annoy her."
"But can't we just use the Elements of Harmony again?" Twilight asked innocently.
But alas, Princess Celestia shook her beautiful head gracefully. "The Elements of Harmony don't work to send her back. How do you think I sent Luna to the moon in the first place? I didn't use the elements! I annoyed her until she surrendered and went to the moon just to get away from me!"
Twilight nodded her head. And then she banished herself to the moon to save herself from Pinkie Pie's unbearable Annoyingitis.
The End :D