> The Tail (Get It ;P) Of pRince Martin Willis > by apple short > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > one > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Martin Willis fell from earth into ponyvile by acidentlee walking into a portle meant only for ponees to get into our world so they can pretend to be non speakers and watch us secretly. He accidentlee waled in it when they didnt know that he was there was to fall in and invade . Hey twilight. He yelled happily at the sexy purple mare who walked by him. Oh hello I didn’t see you whats your name she imersoned him and leaned on his side. my name is martin willis i am orange with blue stripes and my cutie mark is the gun from PORTAL. (cause ifell in a portle and I am good at that game) That is awesome she asked neatly would you like to go hang at my house with my owl? I nodded excrushiatinly and she opened the way for us to her house. When we got there her pet spike was off(probly at raritys getting sleep) and she said in a ponder I wonder where my owl went? I rubbed her belly casue she let me do that now and I said he probly went over to raritys so that they could betogether because he loves her and they should be married. She opened her eyes and looked at me. wow you sure now a lot martin are you sure you never meant spike or rarity before. No I teased happily only ive never fallen into a portle like that one in my life but I now about ponies because I love the show. She questioned me annoyed and suspicious what show. I laughed and kissed her cheek its ok twilight I love you and would never do anything bad like other humans maybe. Ok she said believed. Then she lifted her hooves and put my hand on her deep belly ilike it when you kiss me here she said in sexy voice. So I brought down my knees and kissed her lower belly and she looked contented so I moved a hand lower and touched her but you are hot I said even hotter than I though before I fell in the hole here. She naughtily giggled and pushing my hand to her place parts said you can fall in this hole. What the fuck twilight. I made a mock shocked look and tried to tongue ksis her and she let me. She was pissed secretly still att my swearing and she exploded. What the fuck do you mean what the fuck martin. I wimpered so that she could see I was only joking and then I put my horse weenie in hers and we made love and she forgave me. Spike came home and saw us in bed kissing and licking each other while sleeping. You slut puppet. He threw a dress he had got from rarity for her and a suit he had got from rarity for me onto the ground and came and smaked twilights head. What the fuck spike. I was really angry and pushed him away from her to fall on his but. We love each other and she is not a slut this is natural even though I fell from earth into here from a portle because she loves me. I don’t care I loved her first and you go fucking die and slit your wrists or hang yourself like a bitch he screamed as loud as he could and he grabbed at my foot to go and swirl me in the toilet. I will tteach you to fuck my bestfriend fucker he brethed fire and I wanted to cry but hit his head instead. Fucking go asshole she loves me. just then twilight used magic and shut him outside loking the door and window and said don’t come back spike I love him and you are being an asshole. He realized how bad he was and cried I didnt mean to make you mad I just loved you first and it scares me you let a human love you. Don’t be gay spike she gave him a dirty look throwing him back in. just because he is human which he isn’t here because he turned into a pony like all humans when they go to aquestrea doesn’t mean I cant have sex with him he has a massive dick. Spike sighed relenting and sniffled I understand twilight. Just then an idea hit me and I grabbed spike and placed him on my nee. We can both make love to her spike cause she will let us I said. He smiled openly and looked at her and she nodded. So getting up we all had sex and I rubbed twilights boobs and spike let me so we all had fun. When we woke up after sleeping for the day spike said he was sorry again and after kissing him twilight agreed with me that he was fine and we would let him be with us sometimes but mainly no because she really loved me and only was with him because he was so upset. Ok he smiled. I leaned in and whispered in his ear that if he wanted I would hel him get with rarity to have sex but only if he agreed that I could help. He did and we decided to later. This is my first story so please be nice I am only 15 an my friend edited this for me using his computer so I now there shouldnt be any bad spelling or stuff, except maybe the name of aquestrea because he said he couldnt find it in the correcter. i am really sensitive and not so good at English so please no angry comments because last time I posted a story somewhere they yelled angrily so please don’t yell at me but just tell me whats wrong and I will fix it to be better. Hope you like it all it was my first time writing sex too and I think it turned out good. Next chapter will be rarity and me and spike. Later and luv > two > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- people are asking me to post this and im getting emails and comments begging it so im sorry if it offends. It is not edit since I did right it before anyone offered edit help so here it is. raritys house was pink frilled like a tutu dress. spike greeted me by her fron door which was made of oak and other things that would attract her cat to be happy there. i am afraid she will be mad since idint call to say I was coming to try and be better friends he looked sadly and I hugged him with resound. do not fear spike i will help her to be happy with you I rubbed a hand down his scales. i am good with this stuff. just suddenly rarity appeared and she opened the door with magic. you must be prince willis she blushed like an apple. I am prince willis I stated proudly and nodded that spike and I should be let into her place. Twilight said you are amazing why are you called prince willis she shrieked in merriment and I hugged her mane with a sexy hand. because on my world i was the best person at PORTAL and the named me a prince and gave me the actual gun from the game made real. she lowered herself against my side and I stroked her belly. you are fantasti.c spike who was feeling out of the loop pouted and smacked me. fuck man you said you would help me not hog her yourself. i sighed readily and told him do not worry spike i was only telling her why i was a prince and she will be easier to love because she likes princes. fucking ok he yelled annoyed at me. i used the gun and came here through a portle by accident there was no way back cause the gun broke but you can see it here as my cute mark. i shaked my plot and she eyed the gun with love and envy and amazing. you have the greatest most wonder cute mark in the whole equestria and its like diamonds. She licked my butt and I squeeled happily but spike saw and breathed fire on me burning my butt dude what the fuck we are getting laid I screeched through fire. fucking you are getting some not me and she was my lover. he ran over and grabbed her by the tit and stuck it in his mouth swirling his snake tongue through it. she loves me not you he said. then he started to have sex with her and I was really eager to help. you canif you promise not to be a dick like before he moved his tail on my chest and we both groaned against rarity. that nightafter we had all been satisfied a lot I brought him aside. we need to talk spike. we have gotten with two of the mane six we must do the rest or it will be unfair. his breath went up nose and he agreed as he spoke next to my mouth. We will go see fluttershy he said she loves me second best to rarity. that night i sat alone and contemplated my falling through a portle and not getting back. I would be pony forever or longer. this was not time to making love. i was a prince once i would be a prince here too except since I already beat the game PORTAL i would do my best to be the prince of making the mane six and spike happy. just when i closed my eye there was angel bunny. she looked mad and stamped. What is it angel i asked with sleepy eyes and a yawn that i didn’t even know that she knew me since we werent visiting fluttershy till tomorrow or whenever spike thought best. she used bunny sign languege and explaned she had a play date with opalessnse and they were loving like we were when he heard spikes and my plan. she wouldnt let us love her without him. i agreed and we stamped down twice to seal it as promise and then she fell asleep in my pony mane and we cuddled to bed. next chapter we will visit fluttershy and angel bunny will be mean probably unless applejack stops by with fruit. my friend helped me again with the editing so thanks dude. > three > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- i ran out of time while writing this so that only most of what i wanted to say i could. also i will not be editin this story until it is up sinse it is already here and people say it is better to go back after and see how much better you have gotten. the next day spike and i ran acros to the library to visit with twilight and to let her know that we will be heading to fluttershy wood castle. twilight i jumped and ran kissing her and hugging her mane harshly. we need to go visit fluttershy so we will be gone today but i still love you the most because you are my favorite. she nodded with understanding beyond my exspecshun and i signaled to spike that it was a good time to go after i kissed twilight goodbye for then spike we must hurry i have a bad feeling in my gut. yes we must because i am getting tired of all this walking he gloomed. grow some balls coward i snorted in anger and he flamed at my hoofs in vengance. fucking coward stop it i tried to attack him but suddenly we were at the wooden forest of fluttershys house. next time you will pay i said but we had both forgotten about being angry because now we were excited. spike nocked and fluttershy appeared. Hello um prince um im fluttershy and i am here you um are amazing. angel bunny stamped at her foot and she cringed in distane. not know um angel i am um meeting with martin willis um and you will make um me appear sad um in front of him um and then i will be um and then he will um leave so please dont um. she kicked him away shakily and he was angered but said nothing only cried slightly. I walked in side beside spike who was eager and i grabbed at her long mane not meanly and pulled her to me. do not worry angel and i have met and he says that it is ok for us to be together so long as he can help. angel stamped in bunny sign language saying that he no longer wanted to help but mostly watch. she turned red like a tomato and stammered fully scared but eager too. i um guess that um is ok then um. i reached at her hair and suddenly she panicked and fleed to the kitchen to make some snacks. spike rolled his eyes knowingly and pulled me at him with his scaled tail. she is a fucking wuss man. you will have to gentle fuck her or else it would not be right and she will freaking run and none of us will be fulfilled. i agreed hastily because my goal was to be the prince of sleeping with the mane six but also because i loved twilight most and was only doing this so the others could feel good too. fucking stupid motherfucking bunny! it was fluttershy and she was in a sore rage of horror. i looked to spike for instruction but he shrugged filled with sacredness. i have never heard her go this crazy he said with worriment. perhaps this is a good time to go and make love. i was eager and agreeing we ran to the kitchen. she had cornered angel with a knife and was threatening him with a menace. Stop fucking stamping and telling me what to do or else i will kill you she raged. angel quickly crossed to me and spike and it was time to start seducing her. do not worry about the bunny i said carefully since she still had the knife. her wings sunk and she began to cry. do not cry i said beginning to kiss her steadily but without tongue so she would not be overwhelmed like spike said not to. i rubbed her belly and spike rubbed her tail with his claw. ok um i will not kill him um but only because you asked prince martin. i gave her my winning grin and i could tell she was becoming ok with being loved and so i gently touched her boobs and she moaned with exstasy. you um are magnificent um. she glared with fierce passion and we began to make love and spike made love with her face and angel watched. the next morning we all woke up pleased and made love quickly. you are the best kisser she said of me and spike glared. fucking i kiss better because my tongue is longer and i am a better lover. he was annoyed but she was more annoyed. fucking shut up spike we all make love wonderfly but he has the biggest dick so he is better. we were about to fight when all of the sudden there was applejack with a bucket of apples. you all want some here apples you all. she sexily asked in a cowboy voice holding up apples for everyone and her cheeks blushed red to match the color. you are so hot i said and we should make love because i think you make the best apples and i am here to help you be happy. she agreed shyly and fluttershy rolled her eyes in pleased annoyness and we all started to have sex. Just as i was touching applejacks boobs through my hands and spike was lick kissing both applejack and fluttershy he began to scream with an abundant sadness. fuck and he spit flames and suddenly there was a letter. he screeched mightily now we must return to twilight or things will be bad because this is a letter from celest and she needs them at once. i sadly agreed and we ran off leaving angel to watch fluttershy and applejack make love alone not as happy as when we were there. in the next chapter i will make love to twilight and assure her of my love and also we will hear the princesses letter and something bad with discord will be expected. > four > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- when we came back to the library spike was super angry pissed. and he hurld the letter thru the door. fucking here is your letter bitch i hope you are happy interrupting me and prince martin willis having good sex at fluttershys he screamed. Twilight stared annoyed at him then blasted hate at me because i was having sex without her. reading the rolled scroll with magic she was struck with sadness. it is fucking terrible news twilight shouted at her highest and ran to me for a hug. i wrapped my legs around her to comfort her when suddenly before twilight could finish her thought… celest appeared! And she was beautiful and panicked. twilight we are going to be screwed someone has freed discord and he is making the world crazy again but he is leaving to get an army first to kill all of us ponies! we wept with shock and I smacked the air with angrous intent. yeah i know she wept loudly with terrible rel problem. fucking basterd should learn not to come and attack us after we defeated him last time. i walked all concern to celest and hugged her till she was steady massaging her back while i did. We will get him back to stone i will think of something i am a prince and am probably the most powerful thing here since the portle dropped me. you are retarted but nice she wept against me because he has a secret weapon of chaos that will make us all cringe. i kissed her to steady her and twilight let me because it was a tense situation. but without a second moment celest began to change. what the fuck no it cant be! celest grew big eyes and pulling me from herself pointed into my cutie mark. that is the PORTAL gun that is making all of these issues and that discord now has in his hands and is making weapon of. i promise i did not free him i defended and pleaded and twilight agreed with nodding so the princess believed me after a few tense stares. i grew concerned and hugged her again getting excited cause she was hot but secretely I was all worried once more. there was only one real working PORTAL game gun in all of my world and i had brought it with me when i fell through the portle to meet twilight by accident and it broke so i trashed it since i had the cute mark anyway. either discord fixed my gun and brought it to life once again for evil intent or he was a devil dealer who sold his scary soul for another one after seeing mine trashed! for now i squeezed celests plot and told her to be cool and i would stop him later when i assembled the mane six. she nodded pleased with my knowledge on the issue and we made out. then i began to lie her on her back and rub her place so we could make love. do not have sex with her! it was twilight and she was madder than before. but twilight i said whimpering she is stressed and this will make her worryless i still will always love you most. shut the fuck up traitor! she raised her hoofs to the sky and cried tears exstaticly . everyone just chill and stop fighting cried spike with smoke and he ran to his room to sleep away from our fight with the owl if it was home. twilight please i was going to continue to argue when celest broke in. twilight i fucking order you to let us make out and dont be a bitch to willis because he is only doing this to help you and aquestria. he is going to have to fight discord later so this is nothing. twilight then nodded in understandment but with magic pushed me away selfishly and made out with celest on her own and they both touched their female horse parts and boobs. i got turned on so i let myself into celest and we made love. i ran my hands through her silk sun mane and tickled her butt cheeks and we all had an orgasm. then celest kissed twilight down there and i screwed twilight and we all had a second orgasm. later after everyone was satisfied i kissed twilight. i will never cheat on you i said only that i will help your friends feel good if they need it. she nodded satisfied at last with my caring and we made love once more in secret while celest slept. then she faded out to sleep. i stayed up deeply in a trance of thought and fear. i need to do what i can do to stop discord since this is my fault and i brought the gun from PORTAL through the portle and trashed it in a stupid way. feeling myself begin to lose consciossness i quit thinking and prepared for tomorrow and getting all the mane six here and my upcoming fight with the king of evil weird. next chapter i will assemble all of the mane six and we will prepare to face discord also i will learn all of my powers. > five > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- celest was still cynicallee depressed when she woke us up the next day but she was eased by my quick love. we must assemble the mane six she spoke in a very loud voice but her hoofs stayed silent on the table while she worked through the idea of our plan to defeat the discord. i will magic summon them here said twilight sexily waving her plot in front of my face and her horn lit up and she called to spike and dragged him across his but into the room. fucking go get my spellbook on sumoning the mane six here so that we may let them know we are in horrible trouble! spike rubbed at his scaled tail. fucking next time just yell bitch i was already in the fucking library and this is how you treat me! he breathed fire at her face to teach her a lesson and walked away mumbling. when he returned we all made love real quick to ease our fear and nervousnes and twilight let me put it in her but while spike messed around with celest. i am now going to summon them like crazy and hope for the best said twilight while running a hoof through the book and she began to chant and snort and lark at the air. suddenly all the mane six were poofed to the living room and… they were naked! it is fucking terrible news everyone of element celest wept dearly. because discord is free and we will be screwed only martin has decided to help us and we might win but we need to listen to him because only he knows what the weapon of chaos that the discord has is and only he can defeat it but he needs your help and the elemnts of harmony and all of your support or it will be worthless she breathed heavily and i swatted her plot in good happiness but grave sincerity. rainbow dash who was now wearing a nose ring and boob rings because she had come out spoke first freaking dude that is a sick plan she said high fiving herself and fluttershys ear. we um will do our um best to um help you out um in any fucking um way fluttershy silently yelled. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ya! said pinkie with the giggles we will help all the way with party she played with rainbow dashes nipple rings and both ponies moaned with pleasure. only sugarcube eat this apple and how are we supposed to help you defeat discord yall. it is magnifacentlee unbelievably near hopeless swooned rarity grabbing my butt with happiness and licking my cute mark. i almost made out with her but twilight was still pissed at me so i instead just rubbed her boobs. it says here in my book of the future that i got from the royal library when i time travelled secretly to the past that one time a few episodes ago that a special rare pony will land through a portle and save us but we must charge him up to defet the evil. only she said with the deepest of horrer and worst possible dispare only that it does not say how to charge him. this is ridiculas! spike spit flames into the air and the owl and angel which had come nearby ran away together to the forest. your books are week as fuck twilight. she nodded all sadness and i ran over and kissed her neck and stared into her eyes to comfort her. we are probably all fucked i said anguishness. i have a fucking idea my students celest roared like ancient times and her voice stretched into all of them and shut their worry away! Prince martin willis i know how to charge you she wrapped a hoof around my balls and i froze with pleasure. your gun was not destroyed when you fell through the portle but only that its powered went to your plot and cutee mark and we must all screw to make its power come out and transport you to discord to defeat him and his army at yoru max awesomeness and you will have to use all your special skills you learned in the game PORTAL to kill him. twilight gleefully gathered the mane six in a row we must all have a massive orgy in order to power willis up she bit her lip and shook her lower parts at me and i was still hard. i um will do um it fluttershy cried and began to make out with rainbow dash and twilight and i ran with celest to join them. hahahhahahahahahaha me too shrieked naked pinkie on us all and jumping up hooved all four of us with each of her fott. i knew I brought them there apples fer a reason partner said applejack because this will take a long time then she bucked my but and sent me into twilight and we had an instant good time. rarity made out with celest and rainbow dash made out with pinkie who still four hooved everyone and fluttershy got angel bunnyto bring toys and spike joined in and we had a massive orgy that lasted two weeks nonstop. when it was over i began to get a funny feeling i feel my but glowing i shrieked and grabbed at my cutie mark! it is time for me to go portle through to the portle that discord has created and to defeat him with the power you have given me and then i can win back aquestria for the good of all ponies. twilight nodded with eager anten and we started chanting and… A PORTLE APPEARED IN THE GROUND AND WE JUMPED IN IT!!!!!! suddenly everything was squishy and all the mane six and celest and me we stunned. fucking show yourself coward evil freak with one nut i stamped and moaned still orgasming from the group sex. You are the stupidest pony of all prince martin willis came a deep booming voice from everywhere and it sent chills through my spine because you have fallen into my master plan. then a glow appeared and i dreadfully gripped twilight and gulped. i have discovered his plan i spoke wearily we are in his guts and we are trapped! there was evil laughter galore and we shook trembled. next chapter i will win discord and the mane six will help and we will probably go back to twilights house for some apple cider that applejack kindly made for when we defeat him. > six > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- we will not be determined by you i screamed radically! my mind was stuck in the middle of scaredacity if discords portle led straight to his guts it can only mean he chaos tampered the gun that i had owned before i fell into aquestria. you will fucking regret all of this hero shit prince martin willis because i have a secret chaotic plan that will make you go pale like swiss cheese or a ghost BWAHAHAHAAHAHA. we all shook and we hugged each other for warmth and to become less scared of his terrifying inside. Prepare to be scared shitliss martin for you must now face… the stomach and heart and large intestine and short intestine and muscle of the inside of me! suddenly his guts appeared and they had a billion tenticles or so. they ran like lightening and shot gut juice out of their tentacles and worst of yet they took notice of me celest and the mane six and started to attack. sugarcube i dun like to say it but i think we will never make it out of here alive applejack cried while kissing my tail. my but still glowed from the cute mark but i was afraid to shaking. we must attack like a bomb screamed celest with fierce fiery eyes and a glowing red mane that scorched everything that looked at it because now is the time to fuck shit up students. now heed my new order use friendship and kick these guts to death! huzzah everyone screamed with impenetrable will. she filled me with courage and squeezing each others plot we ran forward to kill him from the inside. but suddenly worst than when we had imagined the tentacles began to trap us. they wrapped around our legs and i saw my girlfriend because we made it official twilight sparkle get sucked up in the air by four of them. we are fucking getting screwed screamed spike appearing from out of the air with a tentacle in his mouth. stepping on one reaching for my plot i dropped my hands to my hooves they had all the ponys tentacle tied and were raping them throung any and every hole. pinkie was giggling but i could tell on the inside she was crying rarity was feinting from the shock of being mouth but and front place raped and applejack and fluttershy were being raped at the same time by the same huge tentacle and rainbow dash had three in her plot alone. fucking stay away from twilight discord this isnt funny this is rape you sick loser of weird chaos! She tearily thanked me and kicked to avoid being impaled through the but. listen to martin you freak of hate she tore the air with her voice and discords guts trembled momentarily because he is a fucking prince and we charged him up so he can portle out of here and kick you in the face! suddenly celest looked at me and she froze in happiness. martin she said kicking tentacles away let us kill the guts and you must transport to his face to kill him from the eyes by making a portle from his right eye to his left because that way he will be cross eyed and useless. i eyed my glowing plot wearily but celest i cried with utmost anguish my plot has lost some glow getting here i probably wont have enough. twilight screamed and i cried as four tentacles teased her boobs and below parts. fucking i will kick yoru ass if you do not stop this rape discord! bwahahahahaahaha was all that greete my forine ears. if you really wish to save equestrian we have to have quick sex and power you up yelled celest into my ear. spike help us get aroused and also hold off the tentacles while we charge him. spike nodded grimly and started to lick celests boobs with his tongue and also he kept the tentacles away and me and celest made the fastest love i could. it is working she screamed between my tongue as we kissed and i felt my but glow in response more love she wildly attacked me and then yelled now think of his eyes so you get portled there! i thought hard and began having faster sex and just as we kissed and finished i was in the weird evil horse corpse discords face. noooooo he screamed! yes i replied with understanding and began to make the two portles while spike celest twilight pinkie who had become mean and sad and turned into pinkiemeanie with the emo hair and fluttershy and rainbow dash and rarity and applejack tore the tenacles of his body to bits and smushed his guts. prepare to die like a bitch i screamed and i started to work portle magic like has never been dreamed of by anyone whos ever played the game PORTAL before. sorry all i know i said this chapter but it will have to be next chapter before we drink applejacks victory cider and also we will have defeated discord completely by then. > seven > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- i was in the discords eyes. prepare to be sucked into the worst possible lifestyle loser of a freak king i screamed and doing a badass leap from his one eye time slowed like in the matrix till i could see his whole evil face and then i shot both the portles of orange and blue from my hands and into each eye. motherfucker!!!!! now my eyes will be forever crossed you asshole discord cried but it only shot out in random directions and was super hilarious. i still had some but powers left from my cutie mark so i transferred my minds idea to be portled to his guts once more and fell in besides his writhing guts and the other heroes the mane six totally getting it on in victory while celest and spike watched all happy. martin twilight wept with more happiness than ever she had before when she saw me and i patted her head to symbolize i had won and we could be regular boyfriend and girlfriend again without fear that equestria would be ruined. prince martin willis as you can see his guts are dead we have won and we are now immortalize as totally badass celest cheered giving me the thumbs up and the whole mane six cheered. he will be stuck in a web of his own chaos i said and we had pity sex for him then happy sex for us then charging sex for my cutie mark so we could get back to twilights house. when we arrived there was tons of barrels of cider out for us to drink and applejack announced that she had ordered the crusaders to bring it here from the farm in honor of our victory. we all drank and screwed for about a year and then celest went back to ruling equestria the mane six went back to being friends that fought evil and i would go back to being amazing friends with spike. together we would go out looking to screw any pony that needed help. and twilight being my awesome girlfriend like she is agreed that was cool. also her owl finally came down one night and greeted me and it was the best… or so i thought. i would soon find that that one greeting would mean something so much crazier and horrible than just a discord being loosed. but for then i was happy just to be the seventh and only male pony in the mane six getting it on with the others when they needed it being the boyfriend of twilight and being prince martin willis king of portles and the game PORTAL on two worlds and saver of the pony world of equestria. the end????