Chaos Rocked
It was a lovely spring day.
The birds were chirping, the skies were clear, and the flowers welcomed the first rays of another Celestial day. Taking a break from fighting villains, especially after Twilight’s ordeal with Tempest Flare and the Storm King, the seven best friends decided to have a picnic to try and get their minds on more pleasant thoughts. Out of the rest of their friends, only Discord was able to make it, mainly the princesses were busy overseeing the Canterlot rebuilding efforts. Cadance was off with Shining Armor and a small group of troops were investigating rumored sightings of Queen Chrysalis so they couldn’t attend either.
“I am telling you girls,” Twilight said in a solemn tone, still clearly shook up from recent events. “it is a terrifying thing seeing somepony die, and is something I would not wish on anyone.”
“That is why this picnic was organized.” Discord said while helping himself to some tea as he floated beside Fluttershy. “This is our way of moving on from what transpired, as well as having us enjoy each other’s company. It is a shame the others could not make it, but their reasons are valid.”
Twilight didn’t even look at Discord, just nodded and gave a small sigh. “I know, but I have to be perfectly honest, it is going to take some time to recover…”
“That is what we are here for darling,” Rarity said as she and the others gave Twilight a group hug. “we are your friends. As such, we have to stick together and give each other a helping hoof. Just look at all we have accomplished, do you honestly think that we would have succeeded if we did not have each other’s backs?”
Starlight was the next to speak up. “Yeah, you managed to reform me, then took me on as your student. That speaks volumes for your character Twilight; it shows you are kind, compassionate, and quick to forgive. Those traits are what everypony should look up to you for, not for being a princess or a defender of Equestria, but for you as yourself.”
“We all have been on some pretty tall tasks haven’t we…” Twilight said with a chuckle as she returned the hugs, then pushed them back slightly so she could breath. “Thank you girls so much for everything.”
“Enough with the sad talk,” Pinkie bluntly said, getting everyone’s attention at her uncharacteristic tone, that was until her mane and tail fluffed back up. “Let’s get this picnic started, I brought cupcakes!”
Everypony chuckled and dug in, enjoying the delicious meal that each of them had a hoof in making, In addition to Pinkie’s cupcakes, Applejack had brought an apple pie to finish the dessert portion of the meal. As for the main portion of the meal, Starlight had made a side choice of popcorn and hoofmade strawberry ice cream as a lighter alternative, which Discord gladly dug into.
Rarity had brought some Prench Baguettes, complete with a poppyseed crust and a nice garlic butter. Fluttershy had made dandelion sandwiches, each perfectly grilled so that a light golden crust was on each slice. Lastly there was Rainbow Dash, who had brought the drinks, choosing sweet lemonade and some Zap Apple Cider she had bought from Big Mac.
“This lemonade is delicious Rainbow!” Twilight happily said as she quickly clugged her beverage down then refilled it. “How did you made it taste so good?”
“Lemons and sugar mainly,” Rainbow replied with a grin, soaking up the praise that Twilight had given her ego. “I mmaayyy have had a little.. “help” from Pinkie…”
Twilight looked at Rainbow, her head tilted in silent confusion, that was until she looked at Pinkie’s reaction. The baker was blushing, it was hard to see it against her glossy pink coat, but the heat coming from them was unmistakable. That, combined with the bright red Dash’s cheeks had become, told Twilight all she needed to know.
“Ok, whos is it… and bedroom or kitchen?” Twilight asked trying to keep calm, the others staring in shock before recoiling from the lemonade, even Discord gave a
disappointing frown.
“Both of ours…” Both pegasus and Earth Pony said, at the same time, while looking at the ground in shame. “Kitchen due to making it fresh…”
“So this is literal pony piss we are drinking…” Discord, the same being who had taken over Equestria then saved it from Chrysalis, was disgusted.
“No that is Budweiser, but it is still popular!” Pinkie retorted, the scowl on her muzzle would have sent chills through Death’s bones. “For the record, it is our juices we put in there. After all, friendship is magic, and we are all adults. Think of me and Dashie as friends with benefits, so therefore sex is magic.”
“Pinkie, it doesn’t work like-“ Starlight tried to counter, only for a white hoof to boop her right on her nose. Glancing at Rarity, she saw the snow white unicorn shaking her head.
“You have been around Pinkie long enough to know not to question her darling.” Rarity said in a calm, even tone. “So drop it before you give yourself an unnecessary headache.”
“Alright Rarity, I will drop it.” Starlight took a few moments to settle, then looked to her teacher and best friend, who had downed half the gallon of the love-juiced lemonade. “I can’t believe you are drinking that lemonade even after Rainbow and Pinkie admitted what was in it, and don’t try and pass it off as a science experiment because I see no notepad.”
Twilight gave her a sheepish grin. “What can I say? I like it, and since none of you are going to drink it I am not going to let it go to waste. So, since them two are a couple of sorts, have the rest of you found a special somepony?”
A very awkward silence befell the group, Rainbow and Pinkie from being called a couple, and the rest of the group simply shuffled their hooves. Then, the last one they expected to speak up did.
“I-I have…” Spike stuttered, which was made worse as the rest of his friends stared in shock, Rarity the most. “Been seeing Ember for a few weeks.”
“Darling...” Rarity said in a low tone, trying to keep her composure but she could not hide the hurt in her voice. “I thought you had a crush on me Spiky Wikey.”
Spike gave a nod in confirmation. “I did, and I thought you were the most gorgeous and elegant mare in Equestria. However, one thing happened during the past few years as you kept rejecting me, I matured. I realized that you would never see me as the intelligent drake that I am, but always as a young fool lost in “puppy love”. I have fought along side you girls thick and thin from the beginning, including becoming a legend in the Crystal Empire, yet you never acknowledged it. You struck down my advances time and time again… you had your chance, but YOU blew it.”
Nopony dared to say a word, and even if they wanted to, their breath was caught in their throats. “I guess I will go back to Tom then… I wish that he was real…”
“Well,” Discord said with a thoughtful look. “I know Tom exists in another dimension but-“
He didn’t get the chance to finish due to being tackled by Rarity. “Look, I do not care what Tom looks like, just bring him here!”
Her tone was desperate, her eyes dominant and forceful, and Discord knew that she would not stop until she had what she wanted. There were times when he assumed that she had dragon somewhere in her family tree, because for being the former Element of Generosity she could be greedy.
“Alright alright, I will bring Tom here…” Discord said shaking off the tackle, which hurt more than he cared to admit. “but don’t say I didn’t warn you.”
Closing his eyes, he drew upon the unstable nature of chaotic magic, then set about looking for his prize. Searching across multiple universes and timelines, including coming face-to-face with his gender opposite Eris, he finally found what he was searching for. Shredding apart the fabric of space, he formed a portal between the two parallel worlds, and what stepped out caught everypony by surprise.
A polished-grey unicorn mare stepped out, but she walked standing upwards. Another intriguing fact was she had no hooves at all, instead having weird appendages at the ends of her arms and legs, each with five stubs of varying lengths that looked similar to claws. Her teats, more massive than any of the ponies present had ever seen, adorned her chest like two soft pillows. The nipples, hard and full, jutted out like twin peaks from the dark areolas that accompanied them. However, the most noticeable difference was what was dangling between her legs.
There right above her rosey-pink pussy lips, was a fully erect and unsheathed, seven-and-a half inch mottled cock. Its size and girth were impressive enough to rival most stallions, but the mares could not take their eyes off of it, each of them imagining being rutted into oblivion. Spike, being the only one not hypnotized by the impressive package, snapped everypony back to reality.
“So um…” Spike asked looking up at the mystery mare’s face, her facefierce cobalt-blue eyes giving the impression of a tough individual, but underneath was a tender and caring mare. “who are you exactly?”
“My name is Tommi,” The mare said flipping her two-toned sandstone mane out of her face. “but all my friends call me Tom on the account I am not afraid to wrestle with the stallions I know.”
All eyes turned to Rarity, who to her credit, had not lashed out at Discord. Instead, she remained motionless and as still as a statue, frozen with a face of mixed reactions and feelings swirling like a maelstrom.
“Di-Discord…” The fashionista said finally clearing her throat. “I thought Tom was going to be a stallion, no offense to Tommi of course. I am also curious, why does she look how she does?”
“Well, you did say that you did not care what Tom looked like Rarity… I simply did what you requested me to do.” Discord answered with a smirk, knowing good and well what he had done to teach a lesson. “Next time, be more specific, because I am not a genie or some kind of leprechaun. As for her looks, in her dimension all females are called anthromorphic futas, which is why she has some human characteristics like breasts and feet. That being said, for the time being do what you do best and make friends with Tommi while I go take a nap, ripping the fabric of Space-Time always wears me out.”
“That is because you don’t ask nicely silly,” Pinkie said with a giggle. “I always do and it never hurts me! I guess I got more stamina than you, because I bet you couldn’t outlast Tommi in a clop session.”
The whole group, Tommi included, just stared at Pinkie in bewilderment. The challenge was simple, but yet bold in nature, for the Fourth Wall Queen seemed a bit too prideful. Pinkie’s initial claim about having more stamina had made Discord steamed, but the challenge had made him boil.
“Oh yeah?” Discord sneered. “I bet you 100 bits that you can’t make Rainbow climax in less than a minute! Would pay for your wedding, in the event you take it to that level, if less than ten seconds flat.”
Rainbow’s pupils shrunk and her wings flared, for the first time during the whole exchange feeling exposed as Pinkie held out her hoof. A thousand thought processes flooded her mind as she watched Discord hoof over the bits. “Pinkie please don’t say it, I am not ready for marriage…”
Almost as if Pinkie was reading her mind, when Discord questioned about the second part of the bet, Pinkie gave a simple “I’ll get back with you later” which made Rainbow relax.
“So Discord, are we going to do this or not?” Tommi asked impatiently, her fingers slowly going over tip while having a mischievous smirk. “Or was that mare right in saying that you don’t have what it takes?”
“Can we please continue this at the castle?” Twilight’s tone was pleading, almost desperate. “For starters, public sex is illegal, and secondly I could go into the library to read while you have your rompfest.”
“Fine by me,” Tommi shrugged, then looked at Rarity with a smirk. “then afterwards maybe Clarabelle here would like to have a turn?”
“Yes Mistress...” Rarity replied with no hesitation, surprising herself with just how quick the words flew from her muzzle. “although I have to ask, how did you know my personal pet name?”
“I have a cow back home with similar colors to you.” Tommi replied as she lubed up her cock with the precum she was emitting. “For some reason, her spots are purple instead of the traditional black, got her pretty cheap since the owners wanted to get her off their hands. She is highly obedient, and I have a feeling you will be too.”
“Yes I will darling,” Rarity nodded before turning to Twilight. “teleport us when you are ready.”
With a huff, Twilight’s horn ignited and before they could even blink, they were in the entranceway to the castle. “Just make sure to clean up any mess you make…”
The venom in the lavender unicorn’s tone made everypony alert, each of them frozen in place as Twilight retreated into the confines of the library, Starlight soon leaving to join her. When they all regained their full senses, Discord and Tommi went off into a spare bedroom to get down to business.
“So… how are we going to do this?” Discord asked sizing up the situation, after making sure the room was soundproofed so he didn’t disturb Twilight from echoing moans. “I rut you, then you me, and we see how long each other lasts?”
Tommi nodded. “I think that is the only way we can do this really, I’m ready when you are.”
Discord moved slow and deliberate, using his lion paw to gently squeeze Tommi’s breast, earning a soft moan.”You like that huh Tom...” Using two of his digits to pinch the nipple as he started to grope her, making the moans louder.
“Y-yes I am enjoying it Discord.” Tommi was in a state of pure hormonic bliss, she could feel her walls humping air, desperately craving what was to come. Her passage got slicker when he used his talon to rub her horn, each delicate and slow stroke sent shivers cascading through her whole body, and also bringing her cock to full mast.
“I am glad you are enjoying this Tom,” Discord said while laying her down on the bed. ”because I am just beginning.”
The ancient being leaned down and kissed Tommi on the mouth, the mare welcoming it and parting her lips as she deepened into it, pushing her tongue and around his. He was in a playful mood, allowing the unicorn to win their little tongue wrestling as he positioned himself on top of her, pinning her to the bed in a soft embrace. Discord’s whole body spasmed and shuddered as he was caught off guard by Tommi sucking on his snaggletooth.
“Ah,” Tommi sweetly said as they both paused for a breath of air. “I see your snaggletooth is like my horn, a densely packed hormone haven.”
“Ye-yeah…” Discord stuttered as Tommi rubbed her fingers over the protruding tooth, shivering at just her touch. “Bit of a hidden draconequus secret, yes I do have a cock, but as you said the tooth is similar to your horn. After all, both are made from keratin. Shall I go back to rutting you senseless?”
Much to his dismay, and a slight joy that he would never admit, Tommi shook her head no. “On second thought, I will bend you over and rut you senseless. In fact, don’t make any plans on sending me back for awhile, I am sure my friend Tanerous the tortoise will take good care of Clairabelle, she has before.”
“So you think you can take me huh?” Discord smirked as he lay down. “Good luck.”
It took some searching, but finally Tommi found the entrance she was looking for. “By the looks of it, either you haven’t had a cock shoved in your ass in a long time, or you haven’t at all.”
Discord’s face flushed, for she had just hit the nail on one of his most closely guarded secrets. Nopony alive, not even the princesses or Fluttershy, knew he was an anal virgin; the select few uwho had uncovered it over the course of history took it to their graves. However for Tommi, Discord’s reaction gave her all the information she needed.
“So you haven’t at all…” Tommi said, a mix of amazement and smugness seeping into her tone, and her face pulled up into a sly smirk. “Well then, I will go down in history as the one who took your anal virginity! This is too rick, now pucker up and suck my cock so I don’t rip anything when I thrust into your ass.”
Discord didn’t need to be told twice. Twisting his head up, he brought his mouth mere inches from the throbbing rod in front of him, studying it as if it was an alien object. The flat, flared tip glistening from the steady drip of precum being released.
“Come on Discord… it is just a fleshy horn is all…” He thought as he pondered backing out, which made him briefly hesitate as Tommi caught onto it.
“What’s the matter Discord, scared?” Tommi taunted with a sharp chuckle. “I never thought that the infamous Lord of Chaos would be such a totally… scared… coward…”
Something in him broke, his old villainous pride reared its head at Tommi’s taunt. There was a very short list of things he hated, but being taunted ranked at the top. So, in a prideful moment, he buried his nervousness and plunged himself until the whole thing was in his mouth.
Starting slow, Discord worked his tongue around the tip, trying to get himself adjusted to the size of the appendage that he was now sucking on. It wasn’t long before Tommi was softly moaning above him, slightly rocking her hips as he trailed his tongue further down the shaft.
“You’re doing good,” Tommi said with a gasp, trying to keep herself from cumming on the spot. “k-keep it up.”
Discord knew Tommi was close, he could tell by the way he could feel every time the cock his his mouth throbbed. With the throbs coming in shorter frequency, he picked up his pace wanting to get it done as quick as possible. Tommi caught on and adjusted her angle, so every thrust brushed up against Discord’s snaggletooth in an effort to slow the pace down.
Discord’s will was slowly weakening. He had never felt so much ecstasy coursing from the pleasure center that hung from his mouth, and as much as he hated to admit it, he was starting to enjoy it just a little bit. That point was made noticeable by his own cock painfully throbbing. Using his free claw, he reached down and started stroking himself, his muffled moans being felt by Tommi and sending her past her breaking point.
Her hot, sticky cum felt like a milkshake going down Discord’s throat, a milkshake with chunks and too much salt. Fighting his gag reflex, he managed to swallow it all down as he passed his own limit, cumming onto the mattress below him.
“Not bad,” Tommi said getting on top of the draconequus, lining herself up. “now that I am nice and lubed up it is time for the main event. Don’t worry, I’ll be gentle at first.”
There was just enough mischievousness in her tone to make Discord pale, and he was silently thanking Faust that Tommi was not an Earth Pony. However, the fact he had never taken it up the ass before was coming back to bite him, having no time to react as Tommi presser her tip into his pucker and gently pressed in.
He flinched as muscles that were not used to being moved started working around Tommi’s tip as she pushed in deeper. True to her word, she was going slow, allowing Discord’s butt muscles to adjust before Discord suddenly felt her stop.
“I am to the medial ring,” Tommi said while grabbing Discord’s sides and giving a few small hip rocks. “I am going to start thrusting so brace yourself, this might hurt at first until you get used to it.”
A muffled scream escaped from Discord’s mouth as he buried his face in the pillows, feeling his muscles clench down on Tommi’s member, and as the pain started fading he felt himself start to enjoy it. His soft mews were the signal Tommi had been waiting on and she started to pick up her pace, and after a few minutes the mews turned into full moans as Tommi fully pushed in.
Now balls deep in the moaning Lord of Chaos, Tommi quickened her thrusts as she felt herself get closer and closer to her peak. Discord’s ecstatic moans heightened in pitch as she jackhammered away, her tip pushing against his prostate and making him squeal like a foal at a Wonderbolt performance.
Faster and faster she went, the bed rocking underneath them as Discord let out one last moan, longer and louder than all the others as he climaxed. His cum made both his stomach and the mattress sticky, but he did not care as he basked in his afterglow. His moan served another purpose, making Tommi herself climax and fire a load into him, slumping down onto his back once she had finished and pulled out.
“T-That was amazing,” Discord said with a pant. “I should have started doing that ages ago.”
Tommi smiled. “Glad you liked it, hopefully tomorrow you can return the favor while I pound that white mare into submission, she seemed quite eager for me to do so.”
Discord gave her a tired chuckle. “Rarity is a natural switch, depending on who it is she will either dominate them or she will want to be dommed. Obviously she saw something in you that brought out her submissiveness, and I look forward to returning the favor for the treatment you gave me.”
Tommi giggled, which was accompanied by a small yawn. “You better return it… and do you think you could visit me in my dimension sometime?”
“I am sure it can be arranged,” A sudden look of realization struck him. “oh and before I forget, Rarity has a BDSM fetish. I have not seen it myself, but I have heard from others that she has a whole chamber in her basement just for “sessions” as she calls them.”
“Oh is that so...” Tommi replied with a sultry tone, ideas already running through her head of how she was going to pleasure her pet. “I may have a few things in mind for her, by the time I am done she will practically beg me to stay here.”
“Well why don’t you?” Discord’s question was barely heard since sleep was quickly approaching him. “Will save the hassle of dimension hopping and you can have her, and me on occasion, to yourself. All we will have to do is bring your stuff here, I am sure Rarity would be glad to have you as a house mate.”
“We will deal with that tomorrow, right now I must sleep if I am going to have any energy to work my new pet.” Tommi yawned and snuggled into Discord’s mane as she joined him in a peaceful slumber, eager for the day ahead.