That's Quite Unlike Me, Darling!

by MetalJrock

First published

Rarity accidentally drinks a love potion. This leads to her having sex with her friends. Nopony seems to mind this.

Distracted by the chaos Pinkie was unleashing to protect her mane when visiting for a quick bite, Rarity accidentally drank a potion: A love potion, the side effects include involuntary flirting, nuzzling, kissing and the desire to have sex with her friends.

Against her better judgement, Rarity must satisfy her new urges with the aid of her friends, who really don't seem to mind this predicament.

Sexy times will ensue in the meantime until that happens though.


Episodic random clopshots focused on Rarity screwing her friends.

Chapter 1: Pinkie Pie

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"Uh, may you run that by me again, darling?" Rarity wondered after clearing her throat, nervously biting her lip. She tapped her chin with a hoof, wondering she really did hear Pinkie Pie told her. "Cause it sounded to me like you said 'love potion'." she folded her hooves to make quotation marks to emphasize that she did not lose her hearing.

Most of Sugarcube Corner was a mess. Covered in superglued party string. Strong enough to be deemed irremovable. The only thing strong enough to do so was a potion, one that was sitting on the only clean table left... Placed next to Rarity's drink. She was praying that it was a cruel prank by Pinkie. Just this once.

Pinkie squinted her eyes on the bottle, reading the words, "Yeperoo! It's a love potion!" her bouncy smile morphed into a small frown, "Aw, I picked up the wrong bottle. Now I gotta bring it back to Zecora and get the right one to clean all this up again. Oh well!" she grinned again. "You wanna come with me?"

Rarity studdered, "N-No, that's not what I meant. See Pinkie... I do believe I drank from that bottle."

"Huh? You did?!" gasped Pinkie, holding the sides of her head in surprise for dramatic effect. "Why?!"

"I wanted to make sure none of your crazy string made it into my mane again after what happened last time! I-I wasn't paying attention where I used my magic! Oh dear, no!" Rarity whimpered. "Oh what will become of my mind?" she held the sides her head.

Pinkie slid forward and patted her unicorn friend's mane, "Aw, I'm super sorry, Rare-Rare..." she wrapped her hooves around Rarity into a bear hug, "I'll make it up to you and fix this! I Pinkie Promise!"

It was at that moment, Rarity felt something in between her backhooves. A yearning, desire, an itch. She bit her lip and tried to hide the fact, "Er... P-Pinkie, dearie. Does that b-b-bottle say anything else?" she began to tap her hoof on the floor, faster each second. This was beginning to bother her more than necessary. "Hurry please..." she whispered through gritted teeth, she needed to know.

Pinkie spun the bottle in her hooves, "Oh! This is a new potion! It says it can enhance s-saxophone surges? I can't ready any of that tiny writing!" she shurgged off, spinning the bottle again to double check to see if she missed anything.

Rarity continued tapping her hooves, them moving faster in an attempt to ignore the evergrowing feeling in her marehood, "Pinkie... I do think you m-mean sexual urges... Oh no..."

"Ooohhh! That makes more sense!" the pink party nodded and squinted once more, "Urges gone once satisfied? What they hay does that mean?" she wondered aloud.

Rarity exhaled, "I th-think it means these dirty thoughts and emotions will not leave me unless I-I-I... Oh, how uncouth of a potion's effects. It is like the universe has it out for me with these brews!" she admitted in a dramatic mattr, "B-But I cannot fight it any longer, darling! I want you so badly!" she hugged the earth pony, declaring this phrase again huskily into her ear before taking a small nibble.

Pupils shrinking, Pinkie exclaimed, "Oh, I know now! Don't worry, Rarity! Auntie Pinkie said she'll fix this and she will!" the pink earth pony saluted herself as Rarity kissed her cheek, "My Pinkie Sense told me I'd help my friends at some point, and I'm happy to do so." she suddenly grabbed her friend's hoof and pulled her over to her room for privacy.

Rarity had to resist grinding her own legs together as they moved, "Um, Pinkie... What are you doing?"

"Helping you, silly willy!" Pinkie replied as though the answer was so simple. "I did Pinkie Promise that! And I never ever break a Pinkie Promise!"

The two mares finally made it into Pinkie's room, where said pony closed the door behind them. "Er, what in Equestria are you doing, Pinkie? And why are we here?" Rarity asked, finding herself nuzzling and licking the party pony's chest, Pinkie giggling at the ticklish feeling of Rarity's tongue on her fur, before stopping a few moments later.

"You said that you have urges right?" Pinkie asked. A little too enthusiastically, Rarity thought.

Said unicorn tapped a hoof on the bed, trying to resist the love effects again, "Why, yes. But... Oh my. I think I know where you're going with this, hm?

Pinkie chose to say nothing after that, which was a surprise to the unicorn and merely guided Rarity to her bed, which they merely sat on. The unicorn had to hold back her hormones as best she could. To smother Pinkie right now. That feeling in the unicorn's marehood only itched more in anticipation.

Her eyes widened as she saw Pinkie's muzzle slowly coming closer towards her. Her warm breath smelled like sweets. It was enticing to say the least for Rarity as she gently whispered. "Pinkie, what in Celestia's name are you-- mmph!"

Pinkie cupped Rarity's cheeks in her hooves once she finally planted her lips on her friend's own. Rarity was obviously confused by the action, but once she closed her eyes and the initial shock wore off she let it happen, hugging the earth pony in the process. The unicorn raised a hoof and stroked Pinkie's curly mane. The party pony gently tilted her head, allowing her tongue to stick out.

A mix of her desire to not remain idle, Pinkie, and her new potion induced hormones caused Rarity to freely reciprocate, their tongues battling, dancing in each other's mouths. They parted only an inch to allow their wet muscles move free before closing the gap again. And Rarity could feel something dripping on where she was sitting, not that she minded of course. Instead, she allowed Pinkie to take charge. It was strange seeing her bubbly friend act so... Seductive to her. And Rarity couldn't tell if it was the potion talking or not, but she found it kinda... hot.

Opening her mouth, Rarity flicked her tongue over Pinkie's lips and began to suck on her bottom lip, tilting her head. Pinkie's muffled giggles pleased Rarity as she held her now lover's hooves in her own with no protest, pushing her down on the bed at last. The two shuffled about in their kiss, reaching the pillows where they remained.

Finally, the two separated, light panting heard. And for once Pinkie Pie was speechless, only giving the unicorn a seductive stare. Rarity stuck her tongue out and left it hanging for the pink mare to see with a smile, some drool still hanging from their kiss. Their faces now tinted red from slight embarassment and their passion.

Pinkie giggled, "Did it help?"

In response, Rarity suddenly licked Pinkie's mouth, her tongue flicking her upper lip. "I want you, Pinkie dearie... I want you to satisfy me..." the unicorn said, her eyes now pink and slightly glowing. "Please..." she cooed.

"Okie dokie lokie!" cheered the pink pony, rolling on the bed with Rarity in her hooves, the unicorn now lying on her back, the potion's effects fully kicking in. "Wanna have more fun?"

Rarity nodded, "Yes, hon..."

She could Pinkie's mouth caress her face and nibbling her neck softly. Her lips were soft, smooth. The fashionista has never seen this side of her friend before. So gentle... And loving. Even without the potion enhancing her desires she could tell.

Pinkie's hoof began making its way down in Rarity's thighs. Right where the burning sensation rang through her ever since she drank the potion and she squeaked, "Nngh..."

The earth pony's hoof was now in Rarity's vulva, moving in ways Rarity could've never imagined. "O-Oh, Pinkie..." cooed the unicorn, pecking the pink mare's lips.

Snickering, Pinkie asked, "Isn't this fun?"

"Yes..." moaned Rarity, feeling her lover's hoof move in a way that made her hips jolt. Pinkie pressed her own body down on the bed, and continued playing with Rarity's vagina, licking the unicorn's face all the while. Rarity giggled, touching the pink mare's tongue with her own once she was able.

"Mmmmm...."

They both moaned as they made out, Pinkie running her hoof around her unicorn lover's pussy. "Mmph!" squealed Rarity in Pinkie's mouth, the party mare reaching a sweet spot once she moved her limb a certain way in her.

Parting, Rarity sucked on Pinkie's tongue, "A-Agh!" squeaked the unicorn again, "Oh, darling, yes! Please! Let me cum!"

"Alrighty then!" cheered Pinkie Pie, caressing her lover's vulva a little more. Rarity could feel it. Her climax. No more teasing. She needed it now.

A few sounds and rubs from Pinkie's hoof later, Rarity bit her lip, "P-Pinkie, darling. Yes! Yes! Nnggh!" she exclaimed, "Oh sweet Celestia! Yeesss!" an orgasm at last, and cum leaked out of her vagina, spilling onto the bed.

Excited from the adrenaline, Rarity opened her eyes and gave Pinkie a swift kiss, which was returned in kind. It was short and forceful, yet soft. Yet the passion lingered and a smooch noise was heard when they separated. Pinkie giggled in their embrace, Rarity still pecking her neck, "So, did you like it?" it was a simple question, one she probably knew the answer to.

"Yes, I did darling. You were amazing..." purred Rarity, sticking her tongue out to lick each individual hair on Pinkie's jawline. The mare laughed at the feeling. "I never knew you were like that..." it came out as whisper in Pinkie's ear. Her eyes were still glowing, albeit slightly dimmer now.

"I tried! Do you feel even a teeny tiny bit better though?" Pinkie Pie genuinely asked. "That's why I did it after all!"

Rarity gave her friend a smooch on the cheek, "Perhaps a little? I am not sure... But I did enjoy it nontheless."

"Ooh! Maybe we should visit Zecora to see if she has a cure!" the excited party pony suggested aloud after yawning.

Rarity yawned, "Perhaps later dearie." she stroked a hoof on her lover's chest, and rested her head on it, kissing her body some more, her tongue grazing each pink hair, "For now my body needs to recharge after such a boost of adrenaline..." she nuzzled Pinkie and closed her eyes.

"Okay then! When do you want to do this again?" Pinkie asked, licking Rarity's cheek playfully.

Rarity blushed. This curse was odd to say the least. Pinkie was willing to have sex with her to reverse it, but what of her other friends? How would they respond to Rarity's eventual sudden advances on them once she saw them?

Chapter 2: Cause and Effect

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The walk to Zecora's hut was odd to say the least. Rarity continuously nuzzled her head on Pinkie Pie's shoulder. Every now and then the party pony would feel the faintest and softest brush of lips on her fur, sending tingles down her spine. She thought Rarity was still acting weird and wanted to get her back to normal.

For once, Rarity didn't groan about dirt and mud. The only thing that mattered was her sudden affection for Pinkie.

Finally, the ponies finally reached the hut. Due to Rarity's behavior, Pinkie was the one to knock, using the hoof she was holding the bottle with. "Okay, you can let go now, Rarity." she insisted, trying to pry the unicorn off of her to no avail, "Wow! Did you use that super sticky party string too?" she wondered aloud, not getting a response.

Then the door opened, revealing Zecora. The zebra smiled, "Ah, Pinkie and Rarity. What brings you to visit me?" she tilted her head upon noticing Rarity clinging onto the party pony. Said unicorn gave her lover a couple soft pecks on the cheek, unaware of the strange look she was getting for her sudden affection to her pink friend since last they met.

Pinkie inhaled, ready to explain herself, "Well, I accidentally grabbed the wrong potion and it turned out to be a love potion. A love potion that Rarity drank accidentally. She's all clingy now and I'm kinda fine with it, but I don't want her to be like this because of me and I want to help her and get the right potion to clean the mess I left. I mean, I like the hugs, but even I have to breathe at some point!" she exhaled, finally catching her breath and holding her chest.

Zecora closed her eyes, "I see." she paused, "Do come inside, but leave Rarity. I want to explain things simply. She could be a distraction. Nor do I want to see her reaction."

Nodding, Pinkie then raised her hooves and successfully pried Rarity off of her after a few more attempts, "I'm super duper sorry, Rarity!" she apologized swiftly, zipping inside and closing the door behind the unicorn before she could be squeezed again.

"No, Pinkie!" Rarity shouted, scratching at the door with her hooves as much as she could, "Come back to me, my Cupcake!" she pleaded, leaning on the door. She gritted her teeth, her glowing pink eyes scowling over this act of betrayal.

"You cotton-candied mane bitch!" Rarity slammed her hoof on the door as she screamed this, "Come back out here!" she sniffled, "Why have you forsaken me like this..." she cried.

Pinkie gasped from inside, taken aback by the sudden insult. Zecora shook her head, "Do not fret, Pinkie Pie. The potion is controlling her mind." the zebra assured, putting the pink party pony at ease once she knew the truth. "You are the object of her desire, but surely at some point she will tire."

"Is there a cure? I don't like mean yet lovey-dovey Rarity..." moaned Pinkie, "...Okay, I actually like the lovey-dovey part though. It makes me feel all tingly inside, but not the meany part."

"GET BACK OUT HERE, MY LOVE!" sobbed Rarity from outside. Pinkie cringed upon hearing that, her ears ringing. "I MISS YOU OH SO DEARLY! I'M SORRY FOR GETTING MAD!"

Zecora blinked and sighed in disappointment, "I am afraid not. That potion you gave corrupted her thoughts. I cannot brew a cure now. As I don't know how."

Pinkie frowned, "That's okay! Again I should be sorry! I messed up big time and now Rarity isn't herself." she placed the potion back on the shelf where she found it and grabbed the correct one, "But don't worry, I'll make sure it wears off'" the pink mare paused after her declaration, "...Uh, how do I do that anyway?"

"It seems you caught her affection. Perhaps it'd be wise to divert your attention." Zecora suggested, "All of this is new to me. Unfortunately, right now I cannot help Rarity."

Pinkie frowned, "Don't be sad, Zecora! It's my fault. And I promised I will fix it anyway I can! I made it a Pinkie Promise after all! Maybe some time with one of our friends can wear it down?" she suggested, tapping her chin, "I like spending time with all of my friends, but now Rarity's acting... More clingy than me! And that's a feat!"

Chuckling, the zebra said, "I can attempt to make a counter brew. But it will take time to do. It appears the spell is quite strong--"

"PINKIE PIE! COME BACK TO ME PLEASE, MY DEARIE!" Rarity whined, her sobs growing louder. The unicorn knocked on it again, hoping her pink lover could hear it.

"Uh oh. Hopefully she doesn't realize she could use magic to open it." Pinkie muttered. "Can you at least try? Cause I don't know if you want an unhinged door!"

Zecora looked at her pink friend and cringed upon hearing Rarity's desperate cries and sighed, gazing at her elixers and various herbs, "You should probably leave with Rarity. This new cure will take some time to make unfortunately."

"Don't worry, Zecora! You are the bestest zebra I know! I know you can do it! I'll also help if you need me!" Pinkie said firmly, willing to help in anyway she possibly could.

"Please, Pinkie..." whimpered Rarity right outside the door.

"Thank you for thinking so, Pinkie Pie. I guess for now this is goodbye."

And with that, and the proper cleaner in her hooves, Pinkie Pie slowly opened the door, finding a bawling Rarity lying on the floor once she closed the hut's door behind her, "I'm back Rare-Rare!" cooed the pink pony, lowering her head and giving the unicorn a kiss on the forehead beneath her horn.

Looking up, Pinkie noticed that Rarity's face was covered in dripping eyeshadow, her tears staining her. The unicorn's eyes were still bright pink, the effects of the potion still there. Her mane was an even bigger mess than earlier. With a sniffle, Rarity said, "You came back to me, my love! I'm oh so sorry for screaming at you! I promise I'll never do that again!"

"Duh! I wasn't leaving forever silly!" Pinkie laughed. "And I forgive you."

So in excitement, Rarity jumped up and firmly pressed her lips against Pinkie Pie's. The party pony held her unicorn friend and deepened the embrace. "Mwah!" Rarity moaned and parted from Pinkie, cupping her chin in a hoof. "Now how about we continue this back at my boutique? Consider it an apology." Rarity offered, giving Pinkie a sultry look, hearts literally forming on her pupils now. She gave Pinkie another gentle peck to presuade her, her desires taking control again.

Blushing, Pinkie said, "As super duper fun as that sounds, I have to clean Sugarcube Corner before the Cakes get mad. Like extra mad, more than you earlier, and I can get in serious trouble." then an idea suddenly dawned on her, "Don't you have teatime with Fluttershy today? You can wait for me there! You should hurry!"

Rarity blinked and gritted her teeth, "Oh dear, you're right! And I'm such a mess too! I hope I didn't leave her waiting too long!"

"You have plenty of time!" Pinkie assured.

Then Rarity kissed Pinkie one more time. Softer this time, and she accepted it as a thanks. The pink mare tilted her head and moaned all the while before pulling apart. Then the unicorn began to trek off, "Thanks for reminding me, my Cupcake! I'll make it up to you later on!"

A chuckle escaped Pinkie once she saw Rarity leave, probably to fix herself up, "I am a genius! Now hopefully she'll be back to normal once I finish cleaning up!"