Deets and Sweets
Deets and Sweets
RIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
“Oh, for the love of Celestia…” A pillow flew from across the room, knocking the blaring alarm clock off of the ornate, feminine-looking dresser and into a laundry basket full of clothes which only succeeded in muffling the rings.
The pink earth pony cursed all the known deities: Celestia, Luna, Cadance, Twilight, even Discord as she tore herself from her bedsheets then stomped over in the most ladylike of fashions.
Diamond shoved her hand in the basket then yanked out the clock. She growled, “For Luna’s sake, shut the fuck up!” She slammed the thing and it shattered into pieces. Never underestimate an earth pony, even the dainty ones.
Unfortunately, her commotion disturbed her roommate.
Right away, Diamond heard a knock on her door, “Hey, DT…”
She barked, “What!?”
Her roommate, a dark blue pegasus in a loose shirt which clearly belonged to her coltfriend, peaked her head in, “DT, you woke up me and Stratos, is everything alright?”
Diamond gritted her teeth, “I’m fine, Azure… Just go back to your boyfriend, I’m sure he’d love you riding his morning wood right now.”
Azure scoffed, “I was gonna do that anyway, but thanks for the suggestion.” She walked away, shaking her head and rolling her cerulean eyes.
Diamond heard her roommate walk away then frowned as she sat down on her bed in her panties, decorated with the same tiara design as her cutie mark, but with a pink heart strategically sewn into the center. She could hear her mother’s incessant overbearing speeches over how a proper lady doesn’t go to bed half-naked, less she be seen as two-bit hussy.
Diamond was always comfortable with her body; she felt it’d be silly to hide it away, even in her own privacy. She slept often only in panties, not a gown, bra or anything to cover up her modest b-cup breasts. She’d walk around this place in the nude actually, if it weren’t for Azure’s stallion being here so often.
Diamond Tiara laid back in bed, casually playing with her nipples which had hardened a little. Her ears wiggled as she picked up light moaning coming from Azure’s room across the hall from her own.
There was one cool thing about having a pegasus for a roommate; pegasi were generally looser about nudity and sexuality. A unicorn would have been a little more stuffy and her own fellow earth ponies could stand to be more open about certain things.
Azure Sky was 100% cool with DT’s general toplessness around their apartment, since the pegasus adhered to the same school of Panties-and-Nada as Diamond. In fact, she was quite proud of her athletic physique, as was her strapping stallion, Stratos.
DT definitely thought her roommate was sexy as tartarus, which was why it was such a shame Azure happened to be straight.
Diamond continued to listen to her friend’s immodest moans from across the hall.
Azure was dark blue, almost as blue as the sky during a summer’s midday. Her mane and tail were cerulean, just like her eyes. Her cutie mark was a white cloud with a blue sun peeking over it.
Di squeezed her breasts as she listened to her friend being nailed by her coltfriend, Stratos, a light grey stallion with a fluffy white mane and tail which looked as though they were made of clouds. He was over enough that he was practically their third roommate, and he’d been around long enough to have seen Diamond’s tits more than a few times.
She wasn’t shy around the stallions, Di had found she swung both ways when it came to what she liked. Maybe she liked mares a little more, but she’d had the odd stallion over and sometimes, she and Azure would compete to see which of them could make their guy cum faster.
Diamond heard Azure’s moaning, “Fuck me, Strats! Fuck me! I’m your mare, I’m your mare!” The same excited moans DT had come to appreciate, sometimes she was surprised Azure always remembered to make him “suit up” before each ride, as manic as she was during sex.
DT eventually heard their unified moans as Stratos undoubtedly filled another condom.
DT continued to touch herself while imagining herself as either one of them. If she were in Stratos’ place, she’d be on top of Azure, grinding her pussy into hers, making her moan her name; if she were in Azure’s place, she’d be taking that awesome stallion dick, only she wouldn’t have him suit up, she liked it bare. She liked to feel a male’s cum warming her insides, she didn’t care about the risks.
DT bit her bottom lip as she brought herself to a climax.
When she was done, she took her dainty fingers out of her tiara-heart panties then casually licked her own cum.
…
About half an hour later, Diamond had showered, gotten the smell of her sex out and replaced it with the sweet smell of coconut.
She came out to find a still nude Azure sitting at the kitchen table and enjoying some haphazardly poured cereal.
Diamond stood in another pair of panties with the same design, and a loose-fitting t-shirt which showed off her midriff. She walked by her roommate, “Strat’s gone to work already?”
Azure nodded with a mouthful of colorful marshmallows in the shape of the Elements of Harmony, “Yup, lucky him. He’s only got a half-shift today, me they’re expecting to come in at 9 and they’re keeping me until 5, fucking weather control bullshit.”
Diamond started making breakfast for herself while listening to her roommate rant about her job.
Deets sat down to enjoy a simple breakfast of medium fried eggs and Azure gaze a little whistle, “Look at you, eatin’ healthy and shit! That’s what makes ya so damn adorable!”
DT merely glared at her roommate while politely eating before she spoke, “It’s called keeping a well-balanced diet, Az-hole.” She giggled, “You oughta try it, it’d make Strats want you even more.”
Azure scoffed, “Don’t need ta eat healthy, I’m a weather pony, I get all the exercise I need!” She straightened up and patted her fit belly, “Just look at these abs, that’s pure pegasus power right there!”
DT looked, but her friend’s boobs quickly took her attention, “I’m looking, but those tits are kinda in the way… I’d have to come closer and… hold you down.” She winked before sticking a piece of egg in her mouth.
Azure was straight, but she wasn’t above entertaining her friend’s fantasies, “You would huh? And what would you do if I tried ta fight ya off?” She wiggled her eyebrows at DT.
Diamond put down her fork, “Then I’d tie you down and I’d lick those plump tits, lick them all over, I’ll probably even spray you with whipped cream first.”
Azure shivered, “Mmm, Daddy’s Girl has got a naughty side.”
DT giggled, “Are you sure you’re not even the slightest bit bi-curious?”
Azure snickered, “I don’t even know. I know all of Equestria thinks pegasi are a wild bunch, all because we have looser dress code. Well, hey, we’re all up in the sky anyways, who’s gonna see us way up there?”
Diamond had finished eating so she picked up her plate then walked over to the sink, “Well, all you’d need is a unicorn who knows a cloud-walking spell and, some of the unicorns back home in Ponyville? They’re pretty smart.” She washed her plate and utensil she’d used.
The blue pegasus puckered her lips, “Good point.” She got up too, but instead of going to her room, she walked right up to DT and gave her a hug, “But hey, if I ever do decide I wanna try another pony’s muffin… You’d be the first to know.”
Diamond smiled, “That’s reassuring.” Then she giggled while Azure went to her room to get dressed.
…
Sometime later, both Azure and Diamond left the apartment.
Azure Sky went downtown while DT worked at a closer location, a place where one of her friends from Ponyville also worked.
Diamond caught a taxi which took her to Saddle Row where her dear friend, Sweetie Belle had been able to convince her big sis to take on DT at Rarity-4-U.
The pink earth pony paid the cab driver then stepped out, “Thank you!” She called out. She stood before the big store now dressed in a pink blouse with a white skirt which stretched down to above her knees, offering quite the peep show for any nosey stallion. On her feet, she wore white high-heeled boots with a pink floral design. Lastly, DT’s pretty purple and white hair was tied back in a ponytail, held together with a pretty pink ribbon.
Diamond Tiara went right into the store.
Sweetie Belle was already in, eating a quiche while using her magic to write in her daily planner. The white unicorn heard the bell over the door jingle as DT came in. She looked up, “Oh hey, Diamond!”
Diamond brightened at seeing her friend and coworker, “Good morning to you, Sweetie!”
Sweetie closed up the plastic container she’d been eating out of then carefully put it away before she got up to eagerly hug her friend, “And a very good morning to you too, Deets!”
The unicorn wore a dark blue blazer over a lime-green t-shirt. Around her hips, she wore a red skirt which showed off a little of her ass if she leaned just right.
DT giggled, “I’ve been having a good morning; I’ll probably need to buy a new alarm clock, though.”
Sweetie snickered, “You broke another one?”
DT shrugged, “Eh, I just don’t know my strength, and I was pretty sore last night… I had another date turn into a dud, so I did what I always do, got drunk off my ass and fingerfucked myself to sleep.”
Sweets rolled her eyes, “Man, sometimes I wish I could be that free. I’m an adult now and Rarity still treats me like a kid.”
Deets checked in at the register, “Well, at least you have a sister who cares. All my mom ever tells me is how I should be moving up the social ladder, not staying down below with all of these common ponies.” She gagged.
Sweetie Belle giggled, “True, your mom’s kind of a bitch, glad I’m not related to that.” She joyfully hugged DT again just as a customer came in. She smiled and she curtsied to the rather handsome unicorn stallion, “Good morning to you sir, and welcome to Rarity-4-U, I’m Sweetie Belle, Rarity’s sister and assistant manager, how may we help you today?” She had the brightest, happiest smile that would melt a Windigo’s heart.
The white unicorn stallion looked over the young mare, in her preppy green dress and pink stockings. He smirked, “I was in to find something I could wear to a business meeting I have in the next hour… and I find you.” He showed such tact…
Sweetie pointedly slapped his hand away, “Sorry, sir, but I am a professional and I take my job very seriously, so if you’re just gonna come here and perv out, you can just turn around and leave. We are not that kind of business.”
He rubbed his palm, “Fine. The quality of these clothes is not up to par anyway, I fail to see where all the buzz for this drab shack even comes from.” He turned and flicked his tail at her before walking back out.
Sweetie fumed, “Gods! Is every stallion in Manehattan just the biggest jerkoff?” She crossed her arms and she pouted.
Diamond giggled, “They’re not all bad, Sweetie. My roommate has a boyfriend who’s about the nicest guy, almost Ponyville levels of nice.”
Sweetie sat down on a little chair then looked at DT, “Who is this roommate you keep talking about anyway? I’ve been wanting to meet her with how much you talk about her.” She snickered, “Almost like you’ve got the hots for her or something.”
DT shrugged, “Well, obviously I do. Azure Sky is a very nice pegasus, she almost reminds me of our friend Scootaloo, back home. I have to wonder if all pegasi are nudists, or if it just happens to be the ones I know.”
Sweetie blushed and giggled, “Your roommate walks around your apartment all naked?”
DT shot a playful glare at her friend, “I do it too. It’s very liberating to have another friend you can just hang out with and be nude. She’s got nice tits, too, almost as big as your sister’s.”
Sweetie checked herself, she had developed a fine B-cup, but it paled considerably to Rarity’s marvelous 32-C which jiggled perfectly no matter what the fashionista wore. She nodded, “So you like this friend… like really like her?”
DT nodded, “Yeah, but she’s straight, obviously. She’s got that boyfriend, Stratos, I hear them practically every night and morning… I’ve seen his dick sometimes too. He’s as much a nudist as her. There’s times I come home when he’s got her bent over the living room couch; I usually stay and watch until they finish.” She made a lewd gesture as she whispered, “He has a real nice set, just swinging like a couple of kids on a playground.”
Sweetie blushed, “Sweet Celestia and Luna, do you always have to tell me this stuff, Deets?”
Diamond smirked, “No.” She put an arm around Sweetie, rubbing cheeks with her friend and making her blush through her pretty white fur.
Sweetie shuddered, “Then why do you?”
Diamond nuzzled her friend, “Because you’re sexy when you blush like that, Sweets.”
And that made her cheeks turn almost as pink as DT’s as Sweetie stammered, “Y-you think I’m sexy?”
DT scritched her friend gently around her right ear, “Well yeah, who wouldn’t? You’ve got almost princess-quality looks going on, and you’re funny.”
Sweetie sighed contentedly with DT petting her so, “Gee, I’d almost think ya had a thing for me, Deets, the way you talk about it.”
Diamond’s smile didn’t fade, “And what if I did, Sweetie?”
This made Sweetie blush and turn her head, her eyebrow raised in question.
Diamond scoffed, “Come on, Sweets, when have you ever, ever known me to be shy about my feelings?”
Sweetie shifted with DT still petting her, “So… all those times you and Silver Spoon teased me and my friends, you thought I was cute then too?”
DT seemed to falter in her smile at the mention of her former best friend, “Yeah… I guess you could say that.”
Sweetie noticed the change in her demeanor, “Do you still talk to her, Deets? I know you two had that falling out.”
Diamond sighed, “No… I haven’t talked to Silver Spoon since I left Ponyville. I’ve tried to contact her through the mail, but she doesn’t send anything back. I’ve just given up by this point.”
Sweetie nuzzled her friend, “What was your fight even about?”
DT hugged her unicorn friend tighter, “Well, since we’re being honest, that fight, it was about you, Sweets.”
She blushed, “Really?”
The pink pony nodded, “She got so upset when I started to pay you more attention, we had a big fight, I said some things to her that… I really didn’t mean, but I was angry and now… I miss my friend.” She sighed as Sweetie pulled her in for a sympathetic hug.
The unicorn nuzzled her friend, “I miss my friends too. I wish we still hung out like we did, but at least I get to be with you everyday.” She pecked Deets on her cheek then patted her shoulder, “Now come on, we’ve still got rent to pay, girl!”
Diamond laughed sadly, “Yeah, sure.” She got up as a customer came in, “Hello, Madam and welcome to Rarity-4-U! My name is Diamond Tiara and how may I assist you today?”
…
The work day passed without much drama.
Diamond and Sweetie both finished their shifts then the two friends had gone to a nearby cocktail bar to wind down from another long day in Manehattan.
Diamond got herself a sea breeze; Sweetie ordered a strawberry daiquiri.
DT hummed as the alcohol hit her brain, “Fuck me… whoever said that city life was the best life deserves to be drawn and quartered!”
Sweetie had a lower threshold than her friend, “Fuck that, they need to have a baseball bat shoved up their asses then yanked out so that everything comes out… and I mean everything.”
Deets snickered, “Shit, city life has turned my innocent little Sweetie Belle into a straight up sociopath… Damn I love you.” She kissed Sweetie on her cheek.
Sweetie blushed. DT’s kissed her before, on multiple occasions, and normally she could just write it off as her friend being who she was but now... considering the conversation they’d had earlier, Sweetie had to wonder if this was her being sincere.
Diamond, meanwhile, saw her watch, “Well, I’d better get home. It’s always nice getting to hang out and drink with you, Sweetie Belle.” She hugged the white unicorn close.
Sweetie returned the hug, “Yup, it sure is. And I lo-like you too, Diamond.” She kissed the pink earth pony on her dainty muzzle, taking a sudden risk.
DT merely giggled when she felt lips touch her own. She grinned enough to make a dragon jealous, “Sweetie Belle, my, my, those daiquiris really do make a different pony out of you.” She pushed forward, catching Sweetie in a drunken little smooch.
The young fashion pony was suddenly very aware that the two of them were in a very public place right now as her friend just outright dove in. Then, she didn’t care as DT took charge, tickling her lips with her tongue until Sweetie gave in.
Diamond, somewhere in the back of her mind, realized this was moving fast and where they were was far from the most appropriate place to do such things. She pursued the kiss a moment more before breaking contact. “My apartment’s not too far from here, Sweetie…” She whispered in a tone reminiscent of her old days, ruling the schoolyard as a real alpha mare.
Sweetie felt a certain shiver at how direct the statement was, not to mention the implication. She tugged on the dark blue blazer she’d worn today as she suddenly felt like she’d just run a mile. The unicorn replied, “Okay, let’s do it.”
“Excellent,” The earth pony whispered as she dropped some bits on the bar counter to pay the bartender griffon who had no doubt had a front row seat to their little kiss.
The griffon only shrugged, “And I left Griffonstone for this shit... “
…
The two lifelong friends made it to DT’s apartment.
DT helped Sweetie out of her blue blazer. The earth pony felt a sudden charge as she got a better look at her friend.
Sweetie had worn a lime green top with blue lining around the neck, nothing special, but the neckline plunged enough that DT could possibly peek inside if she wanted to.
Diamond could also make out certain details, or lack of details.
Sweetie blushed suddenly to have her friend checking her out. She was again very aware of her situation and beginning to regret her decision to not wear a bra today. Her nipples made enough an indentation in her blouse, she was sure DT was already deciding what she would do with them.
Diamond shook her head suddenly before she spoke up, “So yeah, this is my place.” She tried to break up any awkwardness starting to manifest in this scene.
Sweetie got the gist and she looked around. It was a pretty nice place, not the sort of thing she’d have imagined DT of all ponies to be living but, she was out to make her own way without having to depend on her parents so much. Sweetie could sympathise. “This is nice, Diamond.”
DT snickered, “You don’t need to be polite around me, Sweetie. I know it’s a shithole. If I didn’t have a cool roommate to come home to, or a sexy co-worker to look forward to fondling sometime tonight, I’d have probably bounced and found myself someplace better.”
The white unicorn blushed more as she walked around, “You think I’m sexy?”
Diamond pounced on her friend suddenly, “How many more ways do I have to say it, Sweetie Belle? Yes!” She kissed Sweetie again, this time marking the back of her neck gently with her front teeth.
Sweetie bit her lip as DT began to tease her so.
Everything after that was a blur to the unicorn.
...
“Urgh…”
The first thing she felt the next morning was the splitting headache. Unicorn horns were such a vulnerable spot, especially when dealing with a kinky earth pony.
Sweetie felt the immediate stabbing pain of regret in her throbbing temples. The white unicorn laid across an unfamiliar bed, DT’s bed, nearly naked but for a pair of tiara-printed panties.
She felt the warm body tucked into her right side, the arm around her waist as Diamond held her.
Sweetie looked upon the messy purple and white mane of her friend, looked at how her ears periodically flickered as she slept peacefully.
Memories of last night came back to the young mare.
…
Sweetie Belle shivered from the firm nip to the back of her neck, shivered more from Diamond’s pink hands hooking under the lime green tank top she’d worn today.
Sweetie blushed hard as her former bully was now undressing her, feeling her up and she was going to let it all happen.
Diamond continued to gently nibble on her friend’s neck while she liberated the mare from her clothes. She firmly and unapologetically grabbed Sweetie’s tits, squishing them so her nipples stood out.
Sweetie bit her bottom lip while she let DT grope her out here where anyone could see them… Diamond did mention having a roommate didn’t she?
…
Sweetie Belle in the present blushed as more of the night returned to her.
…
Somehow, they made it to DT’s bedroom where Diamond engaged Sweetie in another tongue wrestling match.
This went until Sweetie tripped backward onto DT’s bed.
DT let the kiss break so she could see her dear Sweetie pout for more. She got it.
Sweetie gave an indignant huff like the kind she made often as a filly, “Diamond!”
Deets tut-tutted Sweetie, “Patience, Sweetie Belle.” She started to undress, “This diamond needs to be unveiled slowly, so that it can be cherished.”
Sweetie snickered, “And you accuse me of reading too many romance novels.”
DT rolled her eyes, “Oh, shush!” while she shook her pretty rump for her guest.
Knock! Knock! Knock!
Sweetie Belle was suddenly shaken from her recollecting by the loud knocking on Diamond’s bedroom door.
“Hey, Deets! You up, yet?” came a rough tomboyish voice that reminded Sweetie very much of her friend Scootaloo.
Diamond snuffled awake, “Huh?” She blinked, first looking at Sweetie, like she was just remembering what happened, before she realized her roommate was outside, “Nah, Az-hole! I’m the opposite of up… now go be the opposite of in!”
Azure snickered from the other side, “Okay, just checkin’ in on ya. You and your girlfriend looked way out of it when Strats an’ me got in.”
Both girls heard the pegasus giggling like a hyena as she walked away.
Sweetie blushed, “Deets, was that your…”
“My roommate? Yup.” Diamond nodded not looking nearly as bashful.
…
The dark blue pegasus sat at the kitchen table in a loose shirt, one way too big to be one of hers and a pair of red panties.
DT remarked, “Wow, you’re actually wearing clothes this morning, Az-hole?”
Azure snickered while she rested her pretty head on one arm and looked sideways at the pair as they came out, “Well, I figured I’d make a good impression for your lady friend there, Deets.” She winked at Sweetie.
Sweetie blushed while she held herself, “Hey, I’m Sweetie Belle.”
The pegasus smirked at the cute unicorn wearing some old nightshirt that seemed a tad too tight for her. She nodded, “Nice to meet you, Sweetie. I’m Azure Sky, and I’m from Cloudsdale.”
Sweetie immediately warmed up to her friendly nature, “That’s cool. I’m from Ponyville, just like DT here.”
Diamond nodded happily, “Yep, a couple of Ponyvillians right here.”
Azure sat up as her wings started to flutter, “Wow, so you two were like a couple o’ old friends, huh?”
The two of them traded glances before they both started giggling.
Sweetie answered, “Not at first… Miss High and Mighty here used to tease me and my friends to Tartarus and back about our cutie marks.”
Diamond snorted, “Well, I have my nag of a mother to thank for some of that. Needless to say, I’m a much better pony, and I am glad because now I get a great roommate like you, Azure and a great friend like Sweetie Belle.”
The pegasus nodded, “Cool, cool.” She pretended to sneeze so she could hide a little blush that began to rise, “You of all ponies to get all emotional… you two must really got somethin’.”
Diamond and Sweetie both looked each other in the eye as DT spoke, “Yeah, we sure do.”