> Sloshy Somblob
>  by Yalbach
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> Chapter 1
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Prince Shining Armor and King Sombra chuckled and sang merrily as they walked and waddled, respectively, through the halls of the Crystal Kingdom’s castle. They danced and wobbled as they drunkenly hobbled off to their shared bedroom, minus their shared female due to her being occupied in Yakyakistan for political somethingorother. Just something to keep her out of the house for the boys to play.

The stallions clung together, both wrapping a hoof around the other to make sure that neither would fall and hurt themselves as drunkards generally do. Sombra had no problem making sure that Shining didn’t stumble and trip, all that he had to lift being a fairly muscular Royal Guard stud, though somewhat chubby due to his gym time being taken over by politics and fancy dinners. Shining, however, had a good amount of trouble with holding Sombra up.

The dark monarch had certainly filled out since his return to the living world. As an Umbrum, the studly stallion could eat whatever and whoever he pleased with no worry to this ‘weight gain’ he’d heard so much about. And he certainly had a massive appetite for food aplenty.  But, since becoming a normal Unicorn due to Radiant Hope’s interference, the now mortal ‘King” found himself gaining pound after pound through eating and drinking just the same as he had a thousand years ago.

Not that he minded one bit.

If anything, the gain in pudge in his body, mainly focused in his belly and rump, seemed to make him even more passionate about his consumption, finally having a way to prove that he was a both rich and bountiful lover to mate. It was an old tradition in everyone else’s minds, but it was important to him as a stallion.

Now, with a large, sloshy belly dragging upon the ground and an ass that wobbled with every movement, the blobby stud felt content with how he presented himself. No matter how sweaty he got in the summer, nor how much he had to pause in order to huff and pant every time he and Shining went on a pub crawl.

Speaking of Shining, Sombra couldn’t help but notice how sweaty his walking mate, and just normal mate, had gotten as they approached their bedroom. Grinning widely, he opened his mouth to speak. Then he just let out a long, bubbly belch as he pressed his muzzle near Shining’s ear. This drew a blush from both stallions, but the black, flabby stallion chuckled gently. “Am I gettin’ you all hot and bothered, Shiny?” He asked, grumbling softly and nuzzling softly against his mate’s neck.

“S-shuddup~!” Shining said with a hiccup, nuzzling his face deep into Sombra’s fat neck and giving it a deep kiss. Even still, he could already feel his cock stiffening between his hindlegs, slapping up against his belly at full erection as the two finally reached the door to their bedroom. His balls swelled and hung low in their sack, pent up and the size of oranges due to both how hot his partner was and also having not had a chance to rut in weeks.

Similarly, Sombra could feel his own pent up balls swelling hugely, the size of small melons as he couldn’t even play with his own cock, now twitching up against his heavy and low-hanging belly, if he tried. As the dark stallion wobbled through the severely widened bedroom door, passing Shining in the process, he wiggled and jiggled his rump in the muscular stallion’s face, showing off his tight and puffy ponut to his loving mate.

This caused Shining to let out a low, whimpering groan as his hips instinctively bucked forwards gently in arousal. Just staring at that massive, wobbling ass and the swinging and low-hanging nuts that pulled at their sack before slapping loudly against Sombra’s thighs turned Shining on immensely. All he could do was walk forward, hypnotized by all the wobbling and swaying going on, as his mouth hung open and he drooled out.

Both stallions entered the room, leaving their own personal thick trails of precum behind them as the horny studs approached the bed. Sombra proceeded to belly-flop onto the bed, threatening the structure of it despite how reinforced and sturdy it was for him in particular. The beer-bloated stallion then rolled onto his back and presented his huge, mountainous belly to his lover, pressing his hooves against his upper belly pathetically and sending reverberations through it. This also had the effect of making his belly let out a huge slosh as the sheer amount of alcohol he needed to drink in order to get drunk moved around inside him.

He looked over at Shining with a small, dopey grin and tilted his head questioningly. “Belly rubs?”

With a huge grin, Shining approached the obese stallion from his behind, getting an eyeful of his rump and leaky cock that strained into the air. But he could focus on those later. Now, he climbed on top of his lovely stud of a stallion and pressed his hooves down on the fat, jiggly belly. This drew a soft slosh and a belch from the mattress-like stallion under him, bringing a blush to the dark stallion’s chubby cheeks.

Obviously, this just enticed Shining even further as he pressed and rubbed his soft blue  hooves into the fluffy belly, just testing how much give it gave and forcing his lovely stallion to let out more and more burps. Below, the white stud couldn’t resist grinding his sixteen inch cock against Sombra’s twenty incher, grunting and moaning against the belly before him as he shot a thick spurt of precum against the bottom of it.

Wiggling gently, Sombra attempted to use his hooves to push Shining off of his belly, feeling intensely pent up and not trusting his stamina one bit. All he could manage was booping his snoot, to which he responded by wiggling even harder and grumbling out loudly. “Get off of me and go do… something. I must prepare before we get down to business.” The stallion told his lover as soothingly as he could with his deep voice.

Shining Armor just rolled his eyes, letting out a soft sigh and stretching out on the belly for a few moments, snuggling with the belly for a few moments before pulling back and off of Sombra. “Fine~. But be quick.” Quickly trotting over to the other side of the stallion, he planted his lips on the still gently reddened face cheeks. “I don’t wanna be away for too long~.”

“It will only take a few seconds.” Sombra retorted with a gentle huff, waving his cute mate off with a hoof before crossing his hooves. “Now I would rather not ruin the surprise, so if you would…” He then gestured to the bathroom door with a gentle grin, after that attempting to lean up to nuzzle Shining but failing due to the massive weight of his stomach weighing down on his stomach.

Thankfully Shining finished the way, nuzzling the helpless stallion beside him and even planting a kiss on his soft, sugar coated lips. “I loooove you~.” With that, the white stallion slowly trotted off to the bathroom to freshen up just the tiniest bit. As he stepped, he wiggled his muscular bubble butt teasingly, attempting to get back at his lover.

And it proved to be effective as Sombra let out a grunt, his cock twitching suddenly and letting out a massive splurt of pent up precum that splattered heavily along his belly. Grumbling to himself as his lover entered the bathroom, the dark stallion went to quickly following through with his plan, lighting his magic to reach into his dresser and further his plans.

In the bathroom. Shining Armor huffed and groaned softly, dropping his stoic guard persona to reveal a horny, needy stallion who had a dire need to mate with any lover he saw. He knew that, if he were teased more in any way, he wouldn’t be able to control himself and would rut them into oblivion.

“Shiiiiining~” Came a loving voice from the other room, then a short string of belches and a gurgling moan. “Come on back in, I have something to show you~”

With a short, whining moan Shining hoofed at the ground, bucking his hips into the air and letting out a spurt of precum that he quickly decided he could clean later. It gave the room a nice musk anyway. Trotting back into the bedroom, his mouth dropped open with what he saw.

Thankfully, due to the renovations that the three (mostly Shining and Cadence) had made to the bedroom once Sombra had gotten blobby and full of both love and lard, the bottom of the bed now sat directly in front of the bathroom door. This allowed the fat King to take his favorite position, rolling back on his belly and using his huge belly to raise his fat, blobby ass up into the air, wobbling and jiggling with every laboured breath he took.

Even more shocking were the bright pink socks he’d pulled up his pudgy legs, ripping them in places to let fat bloat through. His soft hindhooves wiggled gently as they hung above the bed just a tiny bit, his belly lifting them off through its sheer size. Sombra attempted to wiggle and lift his head to look over at Shining, but couldn’t even see over his mountain of a body.

With a sigh, Sombra just wiggled his rump and back hooves. “So, do you like what you see?” He asked slowly and teasingly as his ass wobbled immensely.

Shining couldn’t resist it any longer. He threw himself between those immense cheeks and pressed his muzzle deeply into the crevice, moaning out loudly and grinding his cock against Sombra’s needily as he did so. All he could do at that point was stick his tongue out, blindly searching for the thick ponut to pleasure and lube up before he got to work rutting the stallion into the bed.

After a few moments of lashing his tongue between the slightly sweaty cheeks, the white stallion found the tight hole and pressed down upon it heavily and groaned out at the slightly salty, but very clean taste beyond the sweat. He tongued heavily at the hole, making fully sure to slobber it up and tease Sombra just like he’d teased him before.

Sombra wobbled his rump back against Shining’s face, ensuring that he was engulfed almost fully in between his cheeks. Feeling the tongue against his large, sensitive ponut, he huffed and moaned into the air before chuckling darkly. “Do you ~URP~ enjoy my ass, slut?” He asked between belches.

As his ears were engulfed in ass flesh, Shining couldn’t exactly hear him, only feeling the vibrations of the stallion’s deep voice reverberating throughout his entire body and giving it small wobbles, centering around his rear in the end. He only responded with a moan before pressing his entire muzzle deeper still against the tight hole, his shaft slapping lewdly between his muscular belly and Sombra’s larger cock.

This rimming continued on for minutes and minutes, turning on both stallions as the both were teased but not finished. The puddle of precum under the both of them was growing onwards, ruining and musking up the bedsheets for years to come. Which was fine, as they’d just become the sex sheets.

Shining Armor pulled back from the ass covered in sweat and panting heavily. He gazed lustfully at the rump before him and just gave the massive butt a huge hug, taking as much flesh as he could in his arms which amounted to just one cheek to snuggle with. Panting and moaning out gently, he nuzzled and cuddled with the rump for a few moments, pressing his head against it and enjoying just how much cushion it gave to his head. Almost like a lovely pillow. The softest, muskyest pillow he’d ever slept on.

The white stallion, upon pulling back once again due to the sleep that his body threatened to give into, couldn’t resist pressing his hooves against each rump cheek and letting them wiggle about. With a grin upon feeling the soft and plump cheeks jiggle and wobble from the slightest touch, Shining couldn’t help but continue wiggling his hooves against them, then moving on to stroking and grinding them against the ass. Standing up on his hindlegs for a better point of leverage, Shining began to knead the doughy, fleshy rump below him, ending up resting gently on the dark stallion’s back.

All Sombra could do was moan out into the air as his sensitive ass flesh was played with gently, feeling those lewd and adventurous hooves traveling over the most moan-inducing places imaginable. It wasn’t exactly the hardest place on his body to tease and fill him with pleasure, that would be his wiggly hooves, but the sheer amount of rubbing and grinding and nuzzling made his already leaky cock go into overdrive and become similar to a river of precum.

And Shining saw this, noting at how much more severely the sheets had been ruined but loving the musky scent, but he still couldn’t keep from playing with the ass. He leaned in to smooch the butt, pressing his lips against it again and again and again as he worshiped the massively fat ass. His own teasing of Sombra was only proving to turn himself on even further as well. He had become the teaser who he would rut into oblivion, but he didn’t quite have that amount of flexibility. No matter how much yoga Cadence tried to teach him.

Feeling the burning need to mate in his loins, Shining simply wiggled and repositioned his hips to press the tip of his thick cock against Sombra’s hole, still slightly wet with saliva and getting even wetter with precum. Both stallions moaned hotly, Sombra grinding his head against the bedsheets to muffle him, and Shining tossing his head back and pressing his hips even more severely forewards.

“You ready, big guy?” Shining asked with clenched teeth, using all his power to not just fuck the warm, tight hole in front of him until both were too tired and sore to move. In an effort to hold himself back even more, he leaned down onto the stallion and hugged him closer, wrapping his hooves around the fat and pudgy waist and using his guard strength to snuggle.

Before he could even answer, Sombra felt his belly being compressed by two strong forelegs and winced as his tummy sloshed and gurgled loudly. He tried to hold the building gas back, clenching his eyes shut and using his hooves to cover his mouth, and his blushing cheeks, but it just wasn’t enough.

The gurgling forced its way out Sombra’s throat, the sheer amount of gas forcing his mouth open in a loud, thunderous belch that echoed throughout the castle in a way that, while very used to it, frightened everyone but the most well trained guard. Sunburst, taking care of Flurry Heart 24/7 until Princess Cadence returned, fell out of his bed with a loud yelp. Then, hearing the loud moaning and groaning coming from down the hallway, he let out a huff and fit his earmuffs on his head, returning to his bed with crossed arms.


Back in the bedroom, Shining was attempting to fight back laughter with his ears still folded back and pinned to his head due to the loud noise, and Sombra was still covering his face with his besocked hooves. Feeling the soft fabric rubbing against his snooter, he opened his eyes to see a wave of pink. Through the pleasure of the cock still poking at his hole, he remembered that he’d wanted to do something.

“W-wait!” The gassy stallion grumbled, kicking his back legs and wiggling his rump, only egging Shining on even further. “I need to ~urp~ d-do something first.”

Breathing very slowly to calm his pounding heart, Shining took small, stumbling steps backwards as it was really the only thing that his body was willing to do for moving away from that glorious rump. Even still, he managed to give himself a bit of distance for Sombra to do what he needed to do, though his right forehoof was basically drawn to his massively throbbing cock, stroking it and teasing it so that he didn’t go completely mad.

With the muscular stud off of him, Sombra lit his horn with light amber magic, focusing it on the sock on his left hind leg. With a wiggle of his tush, he slooooooowly dragged the fabric down his thick, flabby leg. The fat that rolled out, finally free of the entrapment, jiggled and wobbled merrily, causing ripples up the dark stallion’s body that reverberated through it all, from one set of cheeks to the other. Then, with a soft huff, he moved onto the other hind leg to the same results, though multiplied due to the wobbles already rolling throughout his body.

He left the ones on his forelegs on due to both their lacking in teasing factor and the fact that they made him look absolutely adorable. Their job, however, was done. Not that he could see it, but Shining had a massive blush that shone brightly on his white cheeks as he stared at the erotic sight before him.

Unable to hold himself back, Shining remounted Sombra and, with a short, masculine grunt to announce his intention, bucked hard against the rump that was so teasingly in front of him. Breathing out a heavy huff through his nose, the white stallion used his magic to reposition the head of his shaft, then put his lube to good use and pressed forward, popping it in with a slightly wet sound.

Due to his intense arousal, Shining didn’t even let Sombra adjust before he sank the entirety of his shaft deep within the dark stallion’s waiting rump. Once Shining was fully bottomed out in his mate, he pressed his hooves against Sombra’s rear to steady himself, gripping and jiggling it with a gentle huff.

And then he began to rut.

Drawing his hips back swiftly, barely giving Sombra time to breathe, his movements sent ripples and wobbles through his lover’s fat rump due to the fact that his ass was pretty much engulfing most of Shining’s lower half. The white stallion hardly let out a short huff before pounding back into the warm, enticing hole, already setting a pace for the hard rut that was sure to follow. He pounded in and out quickly, his fat balls slapping noisily against the blobby King’s own, larger pair.

Under him, Sombra gripped his hooves on the bedsheets, bunching them up and holding on for dear life as he was ravished and loved up upon. The force of Shining’s rutting somehow managed to scoot his body forward every now and then, though just a few centimeters. Feeling the flared head of Shining’s cock grinding against his prostate with every thrust, he couldn’t hold his loud, horny moans back.

The dark stallion attempted to roll his body back into the shaft, needing more and more of that hot cock inside of him while his own dribbled and leaked hard, slapping against his belly while Shining’s balls slapped against his own. He growled out into the air as, already, he felt his orgasm dawning on him quickly, denoted by his balls pulling up to his crotch.

With a sly grin on his face, Shining lit his magic and focused its blue aura around his mate’s cock and balls, enacting a very fun spell that his wife had used on him multiple times, enough that he could memorize it from just the feel.

Sombra let out a soft growl as he felt the warm tingling against his genitals, thrashing about in pleasure and humping back as his orgasm rocketed even closer to him. And yet the soft tingles grew colder and colder, then just started to go numb as Shining focused his magic harder around his genitals. All Sombra could do was give a confused grunt, suddenly not feeling the balls hurriedly slapping against his own in any way but the reverberations they sent throughout his body.

Lifting a hindleg, he attempted to stroke a hoof, or at least the fat of his leg, against his shaft to finish himself off. And yet, despite feeling his shaft against his leg fat, he couldn’t feel the reverse. He growled even louder, straining and wiggling even harder, attempting to do anything to get the delicious feeling back.

Giggling evilly and straining to still his hips for just a moment to grin maliciously and pat his blobby buddy on the butt. “Heh, can’t have you blowing your load before me, can I?” Grumbling softly as his hips instinctively set back to work, forcing him to reign it in as he could feel his swollen balls pulling up already, he ground his hooves down on Sombra’s massive rump. “D-don’t worry, I don’t think I’m gonna last long.”

Despite the numbness he could feel in his shaft and balls, Sombra found that, by being rutted by Shining Armor, it wasn’t much of a hassle to get back on the track to orgasm. Huffing and puffing from the exertion, despite how stationary and immobile he was, the dark grey stallion could only pant and moan as he was rutted as Shining had promised himself that he would.

Into oblivion.

It was only moments later that Sombra hit his orgasm, letting out a visceral roar that spoke of weeks of pent up lust and sexual tension being released with spurt upon spurt of hot, thick ropes of cum. Despite how frighteningly odd it was that he could feel the clenching, his throbbing shaft slapping against his belly, and the wet slaps of cum along his body and the bed. With a grunt, Shining dropped his spell in order to let his mate feel the much needed pleasure and release fully. Of course, this sudden influx of pleasure only made Sombra get louder as he bucked his huge ass back into Shining, his tight hole clenching around Shining as his rear wobbled and jiggled from the heavy fucking.

Feeling the rhythmic clenching of the tight rump, Shining fought against himself to hold back for a few more thrusts but, in the end, his swollen balls pulled up in his sack and he found himself bucking and humping deep into the hole. Instead of making his pleasure known to the entire castle like his mate, he instead leaned down and shoved his muzzle in the fat before him, knowing that it’d be more than enough to muffle his cries and moans as he unloaded about a month’s worth of cum into the awaiting hole.

After minutes and minutes of pants, groans, huffs, and moans, the two studs collapsed in a pile on the bed, obviously very tuckered out from their late-night romp and needing a very well deserved night’s rest.

Thankfully, both stallions were able to find a lovely cushion to rest upon and nap against, Sombra using the bed for its intended purpose instead of just a means to get fucked or a table, though really he was just resting on his massive, cushiony belly. And Shining just decided that he didn’t have the energy to pull out, and Sombra took up the whole bed anyway, so he would just use the dark grey stallion to sleep on instead.

Grumbling and nuzzling against his pillowy stallion, Shining gave a bleary grin. “So, did you have fun tonight?”

Instead of responding, Sombra just grumbled back as he closed his eyes, wiggling to position himself just right before falling asleep then and there. He snored gently, dipping his head low to press against the pillow and snoozing peacefully there.

With a sigh, Shining figured that the best thing to do would be to fall to sleep as well, then maybe they could have more fun in the morning. As such, he curled just the tiniest bit to rest his head against the soft, plush, and kind of sticky cheeks that he had just got done groping and playing with. Similarly closing his eyes, the stud let out a soft moan and joined his boyfriend in the land of sleep.