> Wanted: Dead or Alive
>  by spike the lone wanderer
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> 1.Wanted.1 (Rewritten)
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Everfree Forest. Everything was calm then two men appeared running,  a dragon with green hair and a pegasus with dark brown hair with yellow stripe.

''Everything is your fault Spike !'' Fallout Shielhunter A.K.A Falloutdude: Don't mess with, Loves pink.

''We're a team, so it's your fault too!'' Spike Drake A..K.A The lone wanderer: Total wildcard,
Extent of bullshit: Unknow. 

''If I die, you die!'' They tried to escape the Mane 5, a group of bounty hunters feared by all. The leader of this group is a unicorn named Rarity, beautiful but deadly. A cowgirl wich controls plants, a pegasus able to creates bolts of lightning. Another pegasus that can communicate with animals and, a pony capable of modifying her body to make it as hard as crystal. But, she can also kill you with her party cannon.(ideal to set a good mood.)

''They still following us Fallout?''  Fallout looked behind him, but there was nothing.

''No, they must be far away now.'' Spike rubbed his hands.

''Great! We showed them the power of our cosmic duo!'' 

'' Despite the fact that you ate a lot of donuts.'' 

''Hey! My money, my lunch and you eat too so if you are not happy, refund me, you ungrateful child.'' Fallout hesitated to kill Spike with a stone.

''That was my money, Spike.''

''Well, at least we are alive,  and these girls are far behind me I mean us. So, thank you, Spike for saving my life, you're welcome buddy.''  Spike took a step, and a wall of trees appeared in front of him.

''Crap!'' They ran in all directions, but each time a new obstacle appeared. Crystals, lightning and even a magic barrier. Spike and Fallout hugged each other, and they hear somepony laughs.

''Hahahahahaha!'' A succubus with rainbow hair appeared before them.

''We found those rotten apples.'' The smoking demon said.

''Yes, unfortunately for them.'' The leader replied.

''The party can begin again!'' The deadly jester was happy like hell.

''Any last words.'' Our heroes were paralyzed by fear because before them was death, the Mane 5.



''Hi, I'm Spike Drake AKA The Lone Wanderer AKA the most beautiful dragon in the world, and you wonder: My boyfriend told me it was a funny story, but these guys are going to get their heads cut by the girl with a fucking katana. Yeah, It may be a story. But, it's not funny. And yeah, technically she's a murderess. But the best stories begins with a dead man. And that exactly what it is. A funny story and, to tell you right...I must take you long before I meet these girls.''

Space, there was nothing then Boom! Explosion in your mother, creating a lot of stars.

''Oops, too early, my bad.''

Fast forward in time

''THE SUN EXPLODES! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!''  Boom, everypony is dead.

''Fuck Spike! Give me that.''  

Back in time

Ponyville, the town where dreams come true, it's also the city of the bounty hunters and other heroes. If you are wanted for If you are wanted for murder, train or lollygagging. Do not go there, only the Only the craziest go in this city where death awaits them with open arms.

''Straight outta Canterlot, crazy motherfucker named Spike Drake!'' Spike is really a phoneme. Spike wore a brown trench coat with a hat and sunglasses to hide his true nature, and he looks badass in it. Everybody laughs at him when they see him arrive, but he does not care.

''Why everypony laughs, there's a fun movie at the theater?'' He went to Donut Joe's, he sat down, and a waitress came for him.

''Hi love, can I take your order please.'' Spike looked at the menu and said to the waitress.

''Yes, you tonight at 7 pm here for a rendezvous.'' The waitress looked at Spike then she took his order.

'' A mountain of donuts.'' She went into the kitchens, and Spike was alone.

''Hello Spike.'' Spike looked in front of him, and he saw an old friend.

''Oh no, not again Elder.''  

''I see that you have alway good taste for the women Spike but tell me, you don't look happy to see me, what's wrong my boy.''  Elder: imaginary friend of Spike,and consciousness.

''I speak to my imaginary friend that I know since my four, and everyone thinks me crazy because of you so yes, I'm not very happy to see you Elder.'' Elder is an old bearded man with long gray and black hair. He's the imaginary friend of Spike since his four, and he is too present in the life of Spike since Canterlot.

''You're not crazy Spike, and you're not a villain.''

''Here we go again! You're not a villain Spike. You're the hero of your own story, and spirits are coming for your soul, and look at me! I'm an old man with a big ass beard like Starswirl the motherfucking bearded. I already know this Elder...Elder?'' Elder had disappeared, and the door opened, it was Fallout without any disguise or makeup. He looked everywhere to see Spike, but all he saw was customers and a weird guy.

''Fallout, it's me...Spike.''  Fallout ignores his friend whose Spike removed his hats and sunglasses.

''Spike? What is this ridiculous costume?'' He sat down with Spike. 

''Hey, don't criticize my disguise, and we're wanted all over Equestria so excuse me if I care for my life.''
 

''Drama queen.'' 

''No, I'm not anyway, you now why we are here Fallout, my dear?'' Spike asked.

''No.''The waitress put the donuts on the table.

''We are here to eat donuts!'' 

''Really? Spike, you disappoint me.'' 

''Even the villains must (munch) eat and ... oh damn.''  A group of girls came in, they sat next to the jukebox, and one of them went to the counter.

''Mamma Mia, she's beautiful. I think I'm in love Fallout...Fallout?'' Fallout fell under the spell of the girls in pink.

''Are you ok, dude?'' 

''I love her.'' Crystal clear

''You have no chance with her.''

''No, you're the one who has no chance with her, asshole!'' 

''You wanna bet.''  Fallout placed 5 bits on the table.

''Let's go, mister my ego is bigger than an elephant.'' 

''Watch, and learn kiddo.'' Spike stood beside her without his hat, and she recognized him.

''I know you? Oh, sweet Celestia! You're Spike Drake, the most wanted criminal in Equestria.'' Ego increased. 

''Oh no, you saw my face! I think I'll have to pay you a restaurant to you and your pink friend.'' She smiled, and she whispered something in his ear.

''Fine, but only if I can bring my friend, and after that, we could all have fun together. Let's say 8 p.m at the barn'' She took her drink and joined her friends. Spike was motionless then he took fallout by the arm, and they went outside. 

''Hey, what's wrong Spike !?'' 

''You see the five girls sitting next to the jukebox.'' Fallout looked through the window, and he saw them. 

''Yes, and?''  

''We have a rendezvous with them! THE FIVE FALLOUT! FALLOUT 5!'' 

''Wait... And the girl I love will be there?''  

''YES MY FRIEND !!!''  they looked through the window, and they saw the girls greeted them. 

''OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH !!!'' Spike and Fallout were hopping like rabbits, and the girls have raised their glass to their victory. 

7:45 pm 

Spike and fallout were preparing for their little romantic evening with the girls of their dreams. 

''You owe me 5 bits Fallout.''

''And you owe me my old life.''

''You still think of Canterlot? I said I was sorry.'' Fallout adjusted the bow tie of Spike. 

''Sorry not not, we're banned from this place forever.''

''Banned is a great word, now let's go.'' 

‘’You think she will say yes if I ask her in marriage ?’’ Spike looked at fallout and gave him a raised thumb. 

‘’Sweet.’’ 

8 p.m

Spike and Fallout were in front of the barn with big smiles on their faces.

''Ah ... What do we do now Spike?'' 

''I have no idea.''   They waited in the cold, and then a woman took them in her arms.

''How are my two favorite boys?''  She kissed them on the cheeks.

''Let's darling, let them breathe, for now.'' She flew back to join her friends.

''Sorry partner, we're late.'' 

''Wonderful! do not worry but tell me, where is your friend with the yellow wings miss?''   
They smiled at his question.

''She got sick just after we met, probably because of the alcohol. But you do not know our names? What rudeness on our part, I present myself, My name is Rarity, and here are my friends.'' Beauty but she killed the beast

''Rainbow Dash.'' 

''Yo.'' Hot fuse, master of the katana.

''Pinkie Pie.''

''Party time.'' Fallout's crush, loves party.

''And finally, Applejack.'' 

''N'ce to meet ya partner.'' Cowgirl assassin, fearless and fatal.

''And my friend is called Fluttershy, and we are the Mane 5.''  Spike and fallout were paralyzed by fear because in front of them was the most feared bounty group of all Equestria.

''Basically, run.'' 

"AW FUCK!'' They entered the barn and they closed it.

''Pinkie.''

''the Door?'' Pinkie asked.

''The door.'' Rarity replied.

''Call me Johnny.'' 

Meanwhile in the barn.

''You sure we're safe Spike?'' Fallout asked.

''Trust me, everything is under control.'' The door exploded behind them, Propelling them out of the barn.

''Go on now, go, walk out the door...Well, not this door because I exploded it aha ha ha ha ah...Hello, there's someone here?''  The girls entered, and they noticed the holes in the wall that matched the silhouette of the boys.

''Girls, The hunt began.'' black screen then back to Spike and Fallout.

''And that's how I met your mother, ah I mean is that's how it all started. No, excuse me but I must find a way to survive this shit.'' 

''Any last words.'' Rarity asked.

''I regret everything.''

''I regret nothing.''

''I think I'll die of laughter.'' Applejack kicked her behind her head.

''It hurts.''  She put her hand on her mouth.

''Silence...I hear some noise.'' 

''Me too.''

''Me too.''

''Shutup!'' Poor Fallout  

''Wait, did you bring dogs with you?'' Everypony looked at him.

''Hmmmm,nah.''

''Then why I hear grunts oh nuts!'' Monsters came out of the bushes and surrounded the Mane 5.



''Are you ready to kick some monsters ass girls!''

'' I bet mah hat I that I kill more than you.''

''Going down! party time! My friends are gonna be there too!'

''You obviously do not know who you are fucking with!''

''We must help them, Spike...Spike?'' Spike was no longer next to Fallout. He runs away leaving the girls and Fallout with the monsters. After several meters, he took his breath by leaning against a tree.

''What are you doing Spike!'' Elder asked.

''I catch my breath because I ran to escape the monsters why?''

''By leaving your friend and these girls alone against bloodthirsty monsters! You disappoint me, Spike Drake!'' Because of the last words, Spike was now pissed off.

''OH no! I disappointed my imaginary friend, and you know what? I don't give a shit so if you are you disappointed. You take a ticket, and you go with the others! Say hi to her from me Gandalf!'' Elder is now pissed off.

''FOR THE LOVE OF LUNA! SAVE YOUR FRIEND OR I STAY WITH YOU FOREVER!'' 

''Okay, Okay!  Fucking spirit!'' Spike Spike left Elder alone.

''I can't believe this asshole has friends.'' Elders disappeared in smoke.

''I believe it's the end.'' The monsters circled them.

''I think so.''

''I'm too cool to die young.''

''A bigger feast awaits us friends.''

''I hate you, Spike Drake!'' The leader of the monsters approached Fallout, he unfurled his claws and, he was going to kill him, but someone talked to him.

''Hey! YOU HAVE A CIGARETTE!'' They all looked at him.

''Well HERE THE FIRE!!!'' He burned all the monsters with his green flames. We can hear cries of pain in all the forest. He even separated fallout from the girls.

''Fallout! Bring your ass back here!'' Fallout brought his ass back to Spike but before, he looked a the love of his life for the last time, and Spike looked at the others who looked at him with dead eyes.

''Next time boys!'' They disappeared in the forest with a bitter defeat.

''You came back.''

''Yep, we say what?'' Spike asked.

''Thank you for leaving me alone.''  Fallout replied.

''You're welcome.'' 

''What! No I...anyway, What do we do now?''

''Donuts.''

''Donuts."

''Donuts''

Meanwhile in a tavern

Everybody singing, laughing and drinking, and sitting at the bottom, there's a group of dragons adventurers having finished their ultimate quest.

''I raise my glass for the kingdom!''Dragonius: Natural born leader, bleed red, white, and blue. 

''I can't believe it! We have slain the dark one!'' White Scale: Jester of the group, and brain.

''So Dragonius, What do you do after that?'' White wing: Beautiful, and deadly.

''I don't know? maybe you can help me to find?''  Someone Laughs

''Dragonius? Ah, you really have no taste for men! Draca: big jerk, little heart.

''Fuck off Dracal!'' 

''No White, he's right.'' Scale said.

''You see, thank you Scale.'' 

''He's already taken, and by him.'' Everybody laughed.

''You little Shit!'' He took a stick hit on his hand.

''Enough!''  Dragonius rose from his chair.

''You're back Eberron!''  Eberron: Age unknow, powerful sorcerer.

''Yes but, we have no time to speak with you.''

''Why? We have slain the dark one, and.''Eberron interrupted him.

''I said we had no time to speak, let's go.'' 

''What happens to you Eberron? You need to go to the toilet?''  Dracal asked with humor.

''I SHOULD KILL YOU FOR THESE WORDS DRACAL!''  

''Shut up Dracal! Eberron, what's wrong?'' Everybody looked at the sorcerer.

''The King wants to speak to you, and it's extremely urgent, so finish your drinks, we go immediately to the castle where you have an appointment with your sovereign Golden Fang.'' 
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Dragonius and his friends Were in the throne room, but there was no king.

''Great! There is no one to welcome us! White, your father is still asleep in the toilet?'' White drew her blade and put it on Dracal's throat.

''Come on Dracal, made my day!'' Someone applauded.

''My little dragon is now a big dragon.'' Golden Fang: King of Dragon, Practically immortal, and sugar daddy.

''Father!''  She knelt before my father, followed by the others.

''Arise my little dragon, your journey went well?'' Golden asked his daughter. 

''Yes father! I killed a lot of villains in your name.'' White replied.

''I'm so proud of you.''  The father and daughter laughed together, and Scale looked at Dragonius.

''I'm also proud of you.''

''My king, Forgive me for interrupting your...Charming reunion, but why did you bring us here?''
 Golden was surprised by the question of Dragonius.

''what do you mean? Eberron didn't tell you anything?'' Golden asked.

''No, my King. I think it would be better if you explain it.'' He sighed.

''Fine, do you know the name of Gaulder, the mythical king?'' No one react to this name.

''I'm not surprised. Gaulder was the king of a civilization now lost. I'll be very brief, Gaulder had a staff so powerful, that he was able to bring the dead back to life. I want it. Bring it back to me, and you would be listed in the legend forever! So, Find it for your king! Everybody was shocked by his story. 

''Yes, my Lord.'' Eberron said. 

''Good, now get out! I want to be alone with you Eberron'' They were all assembled before the gate of the castle.

''What a beautiful liar!''    

'' What's your problem Dracal!''    

''He lied to us, it was supposed to be our last mission! But no, now one must find a staff so that he can reign over the ponies. If you want my opinion, our King is a liar.'' Dragonius has had enough of Dracal. 

'' DRACAL!!! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR HEAD!!!'' He was going to kill him, but Eberron stopped his sword with his staff. 

''Stop your childishness! We're going to Equestria.''  White wing seems annoyed at the mention of this Kingdom. 

''Wait, Why do we go to there!?'' 

''To steal a map that will take us to the forest of Brocéliande, where the kingdom lies.''  Dracal was tired of this shit. 

''It's a joke Eberron, why the king wants us to steal a map in another kingdom.''  

''There's a long time during the war, the princess humiliated our king by forcing her to say all these little secrets concerning the kingdom, after that she chained her like a beast. Today he wants to take revenge on her stealing a map that is surely extremely secure. Help you King Dracal.''  Dracal lowered his head

''Goodamnit.''

Meanwhile at Joe diner.

''I can't believe it! They have escaped us! The Mane 5! The group of bounty hunters the most feared of all empire! She drank her coffee in a sip.

''Easy partner,we will have them next time.''

''And we will party!'' .

''And I will kill them!'' 

''Hi girls.'' She sat with her friends. 

''How you doing, Sugar?''

''I'm fine, thank for asking. So, you caught the boys?'' Rarity collapsed on the table in tears.

I think that's a no.

many coffees and pieces of cake later.

the girls started to fell asleep one by one except Rarity and Rainbow Dash.



'' We were so Close!'' Rarity was depressed.

''OH COME ON PINKIE!''

''We will never see them again.'' Spike and fallout have entered in the restaurant.

''Spike, the next time you stay sit.''  Destiny has a strange sense of humor.

''These words will be written on my stone, WORTH IT!'' They sat down at the counter.

''Hello boys, as usual.'' Joe Asked.

''You know me.''

''I want a piece of cake with pink glaze on it, please.''

''Give me five minute.''  Joe went to the kitchen, leaving Spike and Fallout alone.

''Nothing is more important than a good meal with his best friend Especially when it is he who pays.''

''Ok.'' Joe came with their food.

''Here's your steak and your cake, bonne appetite.'' Fallout looked at his cake without even touching it.

''What's wrong Fallout?'' 

''I'm sad, I wish Pinkie was here.''

''Oh god, that's soo sad.'' 

''Asshole!''  There was elder next to Spike.

''Elder, why you're not eating?''

''I'm a spirit, I don't eat food.''

''That's sooo great!''

''Spike, you are not very nice to us.''

''I don't care! Those girls were weak against me!''

''Shut up!''   Spike turned to see the girl who was talking to her. 

''No,you shut upppp of fuck.'' There were the Mane 5 behind them all this time.

''Karma Spike, karma.'' They looked at each other for a while then Rainbow drew his Katana and Rarity awoke the girls.

''Fuck!'' Fallout threw his cakes on Rarity and Spike are steak his Applejack then they are going to the door but Pinkie to throw a crystal spear next to Fallout's Head.

''You annoy me with a capital A!'' 

''Spike, I hope you have a plan and a good one.'' Spike smiles at him.

''The girls, I beseech you, have pity on us and spare us ... Or just me.'' Spike was kneeling in front of the girls.

''Fuck Spike! You're the worst friend in the world!''

''Sniff, sorry not sorry.''

''Enough! I'm sick of your whining! Now you die!''  Rainbow loaded her blade with electricity for a final slash. Her finish move.

''Game over!''  Rainbow advance towards the boys who was terrorizing.

''Spike does something!'' Spike did not know what to say.

''Wait, I have money, a lot of money and it is yours if you spare us.'' She raised her katana in the air.

''Sorry Fallout, I have no choice.''

''What! No!'' 

''I appeal to the article number 6-4-1 of the law of Equestria paragraph 1000.'' Too late.

''Rainbow stop!'' The blade stopped at the top of Spike's Head.

''What!''

''Let's go out and talk.'' They went out, leaving Joe with a damaged restaurant.

''Thank Celestia.''



''I'm listening.'' 

''As I say, I appeal to the article number 6-4-1 of the law of Equestria paragraph 1000.'' 

''I know! But why would I accept, I could kill you now and let your corpse rot to make fertilizer.'' 

'' I like this idea sugar.''  Applejack lit a cigarette and sent the smoke to them.

''You must accept refuse because this would be considered a breach of Article 6-4-2 of the law.''  

''Yes, but who will be aware of your deaths.'' Spike stood before them with a knife pointed at his own heart.

''Ok Rarity, kill me but if you do, this will be the end of your life because I am more important than you and your friends! Fallout and I are the servants of a demonic entity that is capable of destroying your precious Kingdom with his thumb! Kill us and spread chaos in the hearts of people. Do not worry, There will always be peoples to take my place, but you, I do not think so. So kill me with this fucking knife!''  Rarity took the knife and put it on Spike's throat. She looked him straight in the eyes and then threw him to the floor.

''My knife!'' 

''I knew it.''  Rarity stifled in her anger.

''Pinkie!'' 

''Yes sir!''  She greeted her with a helmet on her head.

''Tie me their hands and make them walk before us! We go to Canterlot!'' 

''OH COME ONE!''  

''I agree with her, we're a bounty hunter, not a babysitter for a failed criminal.'' 

''This is not the issue, We'll take them with you whether you like it or not! I am the leader of this group or not! You obey me even if it disgusts you.''' They crashed in front of her.

''Yes sir.''

''Yes sir.''

''Good, Now I warn you, if any of you try to escape during the ride, I cut off his masculine attribute. Understood.''  Spike smiled.

'' Relax, you can trust us after all, we are irresistible.''  

''Enough talk! Go ahead, we follow you very closely.'' Applejack said.

''Spike, what was that? What is this shit with this evil force and all the other villain stuff?'' Fallout asked.

''I told you I had a plan, you owe me a steak for the trouble.''

''And from which thou knowest the laws?'' 

''I do not know them, I just said a sentence that I read in a book of my sist... In a book of a person, I thought I knew.'' Fallout started hating Spike.

''How I made to land with a guy like you?''  Fallout asked.

''The same.'' Elder said.

''I have already told you, I am irresistible.''

''Hey Fluttershy?''

''Yes Rainbow.''

''What is Article 6-4-1?''  Fun fact 44, Rainbow Dash never really liked reading and laws, the only books she read are the adventures of Daring Doo.

'' It's a request to go before the princess to be tried for the crimes that a person commits in his life, and Article 6-4-2 makes Article 6-4-1 mandatory,  I read them in the book of Twilight on the penal system of the kingdom. I fell asleep right after.''  

''Great.'' 

''You are lucky, the princess always forgives the wicked person who passes before her in court and afterward, we party! '' Spike and Fallout were inexpressive, Fallout turned his head gently towards Spike and, he said soft words to him.

''Spike, I swear to Luna that you'll regret all your fucking life because I'm going to hurt you so bad! You will suffer and, I will love it! And will give you the reason why you are going to suffer, it's because you are irresistible!''  Spike wept all the tears of his body because he knew that at the end of the journey, he was going to know a fate worse than death.

In the depths of o the mountain

Two men walking in a dark and damp corridor, the face hidden behind an enchanted hood.

''Masters, you're sure it's here?''  He asked.

''Yes, I feel the presence of these insects.''  

''I hope it's worth the cost because, for me, those insects are only good at one thing, get crushed. ''

They continue to walk and finally arrive in a sort of throne room.

''There is the throne but no queen.'' 

''Where is she?'' He does not see the queen descending like a spider behind them.

''I'm here!''  In less than a second, they were surrounded by a hundred changeling.

''Who are you and what do you want?''   Chrysalis asked the two men.

''We want your army.''  The queen began to laugh.

''AHAHAHA!!!  You come here to ask me to give you my arm? You have guts, too bad I must kill you for discovering my den, KILL THEM!''  

''Have fun.'' The changeling were all killed in less than a second by the man with the swords.

''HOW DARE YOU KILL MY SOLDIERS!!!'' The second stood before her.

''Enough.'' He put his hand on the Queen's heart and his sucked her life and in the end, there remained only an empty shell. The remaining changeling stopped, they were asleep.

''She's dead?'' 

''No, look.'' Chrysalis's body moved violently then she began to vomit blood that went into the bodies of the changelings. She came back to life.

''What have you done to me?'' Chrysalis Asked.

''I gave you a chance to take revenge on the people who turned you into a monster! You have in you a power that surpasses you in every way, join us to serve the true master of Equestria and you can at last walk freely in the new world of our Lord  Ba'alzamon! And who knows, you could become the Queen of this new world. Choose your camp  Queen Chrysalis.'' Chrysalis was silent then she looked at her new friend.

''All Hail Ba'alzamon!''
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''My king, we are ready for our task.'' Dragons and his friends were kneeling before their king who held the sword with which he has founded the order of the golden dragons. the oldest order from all the kingdoms, only the most faithful servants are admitted, not as knights, but as legends.

''Very well, in this case, I Golden Fang King of all dragons and Ruler of these land, call you legends of the order of the golden dragons! I'm proud of you, especially you white wing,'' White wiped her tears. ''Now get up and do your duty, legend.''  They got up, and White has saluted the king.

''We are ready to fight until the end for you, Father.'' He raised his sword, and the others followed then the legends came out of the castle to go to the public square. They walked to the applause of the citizens, they applauses their heroes, they throw flowers at them, and the children walked by their side. 

''Oh yeah, we're fucking heroes!'' Dracal said.

''No Dracal, We are not heroes, we're legends.'' Scale said. They stopped, and Eberron spoke to the citizens.

''Citizens, today is a day marked with a white stone because today, we are going to accomplish a final quest for our Kingdom. We will bring the peace all over the Kingdoms and even more! For the dragons, for the kingdoms, for you and for the Kings!  Everybody acclaimed him. 

''He's good for discourses of encouragement.''


''Yes Dracal, he'es good, very good, even a little too good. Scale said. Then, Eberron spoke to  Dragonius.

''I'm ready, it's when you want.'' Dragonius looked at the others, who nodded to say they were ready. He looked at the sorcerer to the eyes to give him the signal.They regrouped, and Eberron raised his staff in the air by saying a word continuously.

'' Canterlot! Canterlot! Canterlot! CANTERLOT!''  They have disappeared in a magical cloud, and that is how the legends enter forever into the stories. But do not worry, Spike and Fallout are also legends, they are legendary for their stupidity, and their story serves as toilet paper for the gods.

''I'm just saying that the Wonderbolts are less strong than the Shadowbolts! They won much more race, and their uniforms are black,  not blue, BLACK! Spike explains his point of view to Rainbow Dash which threatened him with her katana.

''Open your mouth once again,  and I'll kill you, bastard!'' 

''Listen to her partner, she killed animals tougher than you.''  Applejack said. 

''Yes, but I'm still alive so who his toughest now?!'' Rainbow and Applejack started to regret their decisions.

''So...Pinkie, what do you like in life?''Fallout asked.

''Me? Well, I like to party with my friends, cakes, my family, my friends, eating and my little crocodile, Gummy!'' she showed several examples of what she loves. a picture of her sisters, a cake that she has taken out of her pocket or even, her little crocodile, that was in her hair. 

''Sweet, I also like to party with my friends, it's a pity that my only friends consist of a dragon that is more annoying than a tooth decay!''  Fallout said.

''Love you too,''  Spike approached Rarity, and he spoke to her. '' So Rarity, do you have a special somepony in your life?''  Rarity stopped in front of him, and she looked at him with a smile.

''That means no,'' Rarity punches Spike in the nose. ''Yup, that means no.''   They continued on their way to Canterlot, the city of princesses. For the best, and especially for the worse.

''Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there Yet? Are we there yet?'' Spike said, continuously. The girls were tired of him, and of his bad jokes. 

''So, Fluttershy and a chicken named Elizabeth walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom is a.''  Fluttershy took Spike by the neck to finish him.

''SHUT THE FUCK UP SPIKE DRAKE!!!''  She shook Spike violently.

''Shy, stop!'' Rainbow and Applejack grabbed her by the arms, but she kept swearing.

''LET ME KILL HIM! HE'S WORTH NOTHING ALIVE!''   They took Fluttershy away from Spike, who was in a crazy rage.

''Watch your dragon Fallout, or we kill him!''  Rarity said by moving away from them.

''Yes Madam!'' Fallout took Spike by the neck, again.

''What you are you doing Spike! Do you wanna die ?!'' Fallout asked.

''Yes, no, I don't know! I try to save time before our atrocious end.'' Spike replied. 

''By making jokes about animals, and by insulting the mother of Fluttershy? Spike, you can't do anything. It's too late for both of us.''

''No, we have to fight, we have to do as in the series and believe in friendship to develop a superhuman strength, or we have to draw an x on the hand or a smiley, anything!'' The cold blood of Spike had disappeared under the madness of his host.

''No Spike, look behind you.''  Spike looked back, and he saw the thing he feared the most in all the Kingdoms. 



''Fallout.'' 

''Yes Spike?'' 

''I love you dude.''

''Shut up.'' 

'' Yeah, shut up.''  Elder said. The girls eventually reached Canterlot with their prisoner. This town was strangely quiet and lush. It was as if crime did not exist. At the same time, who wants to attack a city which is next to the castle of one of the most powerful people of all the kingdom. 

''funny, when I was a little boy, the castle and the guards used to make me feel safe,'' he looked at the caste. ''But now, they scare me.''  Spike said.

'' It was much less white in my memory. But hey, the last time I was here, I jumped out of a window to escape death.'' They tried to be discreet, but one person in the crowd recognized the mane 5.

''Hey, there are the bounty hunters who killed the Indian and his band.''  Random guy 1 said.

''Really? I want to see them.''  Random guy 2 said.

''I can have a spelling!'' Random girl 3 said. The crowd separated the girls from Spike and fallout, so they decided to run away, but a guard was in front of them.

''Sorry, I didn't see you,'' he stopped talking because he recognized the guard. Flash, is that you?'' ' Spike asked, confused. 

''Oh Spike, how are you?''  Flash Sentry, Dumb as a rock and Spike heart brother. Everyone looked at them with big, innocent eyes.

''Hello.'' They all fled in fear. 

''Well played Spike, you're really the king of discretion!'' Fallout said.

''Shut up, just, shut up.''  Black screen then, close-up on the doors of the castle.

''You arrived at your destination,'' Flash said by taking the voice of a robot. ''Let me open the door for you.''  

''It's too much honor.'' Rainbow hit him behind the skull. 

''Here we go.''  Flash knocked at the door three times, and a second later, she opened.

''Open Sesame.'' Pinkie said.

''Welcome home, Spike.'' They advanced towards the center of the piece, and Flash spoke to Spike.

''Wait here, I must warn the captain of your presence, I am sure he will be delighted to see you and Fallout again.'' He left them, and Fallout spoke to Pinkie.

''Pinkie, I was glad to know you, who knows, maybe we will see each other again in another life.'' 
  Pinkie smiled.

''Of all the criminals killed, you are the one I prefer. Don't worry, The Princess will  spare you, and after that, we could go and eat a piece of cake together.''  Fallout smiled too.

'' with pleasure.'' 

''It's true if you die, we'll be sad because we like you, you are different from the others, from Spike. ''  Rarity said.

''You're respectful towards others.'' 

''You love animals.'' 

'' You're cool.'' 

''And you're funny.''  Fallout was in tear. 

''Thank you so much for these words.''  Fallout hugged them, while Spike looked at them completely shocked. 

''Are you fucking kidding me! I don't deserve a hug from you, I, your best friend forever in the all fucking world! Well, fuck you, all of you!'' Spike lifted his middle fingers toward them. 

''Spike, Spike, Spike, always as polished as before.'' Spike looked towards the mysterious voice to see Captain Shining Armor and his wife, Princess Cadence.

''Oh, fuck me!'' Spike was tired of this shit.

''happy to see you again.'' Shining Armor, Captain of the guards, Total douchebag toward criminals.

''Where's Flash?''  Spike asked.

''He's still with the princess,'' Shining replied. 

''Hello, Fallout.''  Princess Cadence, Princess of love, not a changeling this time. 

''Oh boy, I'm in trouble.'' The two approached Spike and Fallout.

''So Spiky, you were finally captured, after all these years, or you were hiding like a sewer rat!''  Shining said.

''It's Spike and you, the wedding went well after I left, or she still has feelings for my friend?''  Cadence slapped Spike. 

''I suppose you didn't deserve this slap.''  Fallout asked.

''No, that one I deserve.''  

''You drugged me, Spike!''  Cadence said, still pissed off because of Spike.

''Yes, but you liked it, don't deny it,'' She slapped him, again. ''Anyway, your couple sucks as fuck!'' It was the end of the line for Shining. 

''This is the end, Spike!'' Shining hit Spike but he dodged his blow, and he hit him in the head then, he hit Rainbow Dash in the nose and Applejack in the belly. He spat flames towards the rest of the girls and fallout,  he was going to jump out of the window but Cadence stopped him with his magic, and Rainbow stuck him against the wall with his Katana under his throat.

''Thanks for your support Fallout!''  

''Shut the hell up!'' She pressed her katana on his throat.

''Rainbow, stop,''  Fallout ordered. ''Let me talk to him, alone.''

''All right, but if you run away with him, I'll kill you!''  Flash has returned with good news for the girls.

''The princess wants to talk to you, they're waiting for you in the throne room.'' 

''Good, We trust you Fallout, don't disappoint us, don't do your Spike.''  They followed Flash, and Fallout was finally alone with Spike.

''Ok Spike, listen to me well. Stop looking for crap with the others! I don't want to be alone with the corpse of my friend, not on my watch, you understand, or it's too complicated for you! Control yourself, Spike.'' 

''Control, control! It's easy to say for you, you make friends easily and with everypony! What you don't understand is that it's been two years since I left by leaving everything behind me, my life, my friends, and my family. But, I guess it's too complicated to understand for you, family.''  Fallout punches Spike in the face.

''At least, you have a family that cares about you!''  Spike regretted his words.

''I'm sorry Fallout, I didn't know it. You know, there's a lot of things I don't know about you.'' Spike said.

''I know, I don't tell my life to everypony, I try to not think about it, but it'ss always there, deep inside me, and to be honest. I want to talk about it but I can't, It's in me, and it will remain with me forever.''

''Fallout, I want you to know that after all these times past together, you're like a brother to me. ''

''It's true, you don't lie to me, Spike?'' Spike opened his arms.

''Come on...Brother.'' They hugged each other for several seconds.

''Spike.''

''Yeah, dude?'' 

''You can let me go now.'' 

''Oh, sorry,''  They stopped their familiarity then, Spike spoke to fallout. ''On the other hand, if you say that to someone, I kill you, understood.'' 

'' Love you too, brother.''  Fallout said.

''I know.'' Spike took out a cigar bag from his pocket, and he lit one.

''you smoke? since when?'' Fallout asked. 

''Ever Since, I stole it to the cowgirl and Yolo.'' Spike replied.

''And now you smoke.'' Spike stopped smoking because he knew this particular voice. 

''You always choose the worst choices, Spike Drake.'' Spike turned slowly to see them more closely, he wanted to see the princess.



''Hello, my child.''  Celestia says to her son, Prince Spike Drake.

''Spike, control yourself.''  Spike looked at his mother and aunt, smiling. 

''DIE!'' Spike ran to his mother shouting all the rage of his body, while  Luna drew her sword to face him in this duel that opposed the old against the new,  the good against the bad, the mother against the son.
> 4.Thanks, Bon Jovi.4
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Everything was peaceful in the streets of Canterlot. The citizens circulated among the clothing shops and other fashion stores. They were all gathered at the central fountain to enjoy the sun and its warmth. But, It was quiet, too quiet. The earth began to tremble, and lightning struck the ground, creating smoke. Everypony looked at the smoke, and inside, they could see five threatening shadows with red eyes.

''Finally, we've arrived.'' Eberron said, they were all standing, then Dracal ran to the fountain to present himself. 

''Bluargh!'' He vomits his breakfast in the fountain.

''Dracal, That's not how we say hello.''  Scale said. 

''So that's Canterlot? It's white, what do you think, Wing?''  Dragonius asked. Wing climbed up on the fountain with swords in both hands.

''This nation now belongs to Golden Fang. King of the dragon, and your new king! Submit yourself or die!'' White declared to these peasants.  

''Whoah, you didn't see her coming, Dragonius.''  They all looked at each other, then they began to scream and shout for their lives. In the end, only our heroes remained in the streets. 

''Goldendammint white! Stop doing this!''  Eberron ordered. 

''Yeah, you're not your father,'' Dracal said. She stung him with the tip of her sword ''That's hurt!'' 

''Stop this, we must go to the castle of the princess, not provoke the third dragon war. Let's go.'' 
 Our heroes quickly arrived before the doors of the castles, and they took cover to draw up a plan.

''Listened to me, we must enter the castles at all costs, We have to distract them so that one of us can take them from behind. White, you know what to do.'' 'White took off her armor, and she emphasized her form. She stood up, and Dracal spoke to her.

''Yeah, show me the body of a princess.''  She slapped him, and she put on her armor again.

''I can turn them into sheep with my magic, This is the best solution.''  Eberron said.

''No, the last time you used this spell, Dracal ate a whole troop of soldiers. We can bribe the guards to let us pass   Scale proposed.

''Dracal will kill them to get the money back. One time I saw him kill another guy for two gold pieces.'' White said. 

''You really have a Dracal problem, Dracal?''  Dracal was gone.

''Where is he?''  Dragonius asked.

''Take that, you fluffy dick.'' Dracal fought the guards by himself, he stopped the sword of a guard with his hand, and he broke it with his axe. He put him on the ground with his skull, then he took his mass, and he broke the leg of the second guard. The third was on his knees, and Dracal kick him in the face. They were all on the ground.

''The door is open, no need to thanks me.'' They approached him to congratulate him.

''Do you know the word discreet, Dracal?!'' he asked.

''No, Now we must find a card for the pride of our fucking kingdom.'' The second guard was still conscious, he took a knife, and he threw it at White but, she grabbed it. Eberron turned him into a sheep. 

''BAAA.'' He took the knife that he had thrown at Wing between the eyes. Everyone looked at her, shocked at her action.

''Sorry, force of habit''  They were going to pass the door, but Eberron interrupted them.

''You three, put those armor.'' They obeyed him, but Dracal wasn't pleased with his decision.

''why I don't have an armor, it's not fair!'' Dracal asked.

''It's for later the questions, Dracal. We have to find the library.''They entered the castle disguised as guards. They advanced into the corridor while listening and looking through the locks. 

''I'm tired of this, The library is not there, the doors are too small.'' Dracal said.

''what are you talking about?'' White asked.

''The doors, they too small. We are in a castle, the library is behind a big door, because it's an important place. Just like the toilet of your father,'', They all looked at him, confused. ''Look, there's a big door, so it's necessarily an important place, and I'll open it to see what's inside.'' He approached the door, but a person shouted from within.

''I believe that is not the library.'' Scale said.

''Yeah, me too. Let's go.'' They moved away from the door. But, what happens behind this door, the answer to the next chapter.





'' I'II KILL YOU, I'll KILL YOU ALL, YOU'RE ALL DEAD, DEAD!'' Spike was lying on the ground with Luna on his back. She twisted his arm. They all looked at this humiliating defeat, then Rarity spoke to Fallout.

''Fallout, he's like that all the time, or it's the first time.'' She asked.

''You don't want to know.''  Applejack passed him a bottle of cider, and he drank a sip.

''That's the best you can do, Spike? I'm disappointed.'' Luna said.

''How was the Moon? You didn't feel too alone I hope. In any case, I find that these 1000 years rejuvenate you. That's all folks!'' Spike said, mocking her. 

''You little shit!" She dislocated his shoulder.

''AHHHHHH! I don't regret the words I said to you, you crownless bitch!''  Celestia smiled.

''Oh Spike, speak better to your family, my little one.'' she said. Spike got angry.

''You are not my family!'' Celestia got angry too.

''Enough Spike! I am your mother, and you're my son, so you owe me respect.'' She said.

''You are the worst mother in all this fucking country, and I'm not your SON!'' Celestia approached Spike. 

''I sacrificed everything for you Spike, I raised you like a prince. I gave you all the love I have for you. I put aside my role of princess for you, The kingdom and the security of these inhabitants was less important than you. I gave you everything, and that's how you thank me. By becoming a criminal like Thorax.''  Spike definitely lost his temper after her words.

''Don't you dare say his name in front of me! Thorax was my friend and a citizen of Equestria. But you quickly forgot this. You heard him declared in vain his innocence, but you remained deaf to his calls. And for that, you're worse than Chrysalis!''  For a second, the face of Celestia changed from sweet to demonic.

''I did what I thought was right, Spike. You can not understand. Put them in the dungeon, Luna. Oh and Fallout,'' Fallout looked at her. ''It's alway a pleasure to see you.''

''Thanks.'' Luna took them away, and Celestia spoke to the girls.

''Sorry for this family conflict, girls. Twilight is still busy with his advisors, and I doubt that the meeting will end quickly, come with me in my room. I have a mission for you.''  The girls followed her with several questions in mind.

I've been waiting for this moment all my life, Spike.'' Spike and Fallout were now locked up forever under the castle of the Princess, thus ending their criminal life.  

''Goodbye Spike, and Fallout,'' Luna said.''See you tonight in your dreams.''  she left while making him a wink.

''Spike, your aunt scares me,'' Fallout looked at Spike who was lying on the floor like a starfish. ''Are you okay?'' Fallout asked.

''He was my friend, but for them, he was an insect. So, they killed him.'' Spike said.

''you're talking about Thorax, isn't it.'' Fallout asked.

''Yeah, Thorax.'' Fallout sat down beside him.

''I'm sorry, Spike. I should have been there to stop them.'' Fallout said, hoping to comfort him.

''And I should have been stronger and less stupid,'' Spike said while wiping a tear. 

''Don't think about it anymore, it's the end anyway.'' Fallout said.

''No, we must get out of here to avenge ourselves, uh for our freedom!''  Fallout looked at him with a weary look.

''And how will you get out of here, you have the key on you wherever there's a secret passage,'' Spike began to touch all the bricks on the wall. ''Stupid question, stupid answer.'' 

''Not you, not you, not you. Fuck, it's going to take time. But it doesn't matter, because we'll be together, forever and ever.'' Fallout began to help Spike, because of his words.

'' You take the ones on the right, and I, the ones on the left.'' Fallout said. A few minutes later, the dream turned into a nightmare. 

''Shit, my dreams are now over. Goodbye cruel world' Spike said while crying on his fate.

''Thank god, Tirek received my prayers.'' Fallout said. Spike looked at Fallout, and a brilliant idea rises to his brains.

''Fallout, I have an idea!'' Spike said.

''God doesn't exist! I'm listening.''  Spike smiled.

''Hit me.''  Fallout hit him in the face.

''Shit, it's hurt! Keep on going. We must make the guard believe that we're fighting.'' Fallout hit him, again.

''I love this idea,'' Fallout said. ''Take that in your dragon face, you pussy.''  The insults alerted a guard who came to arrest them.

''Spike! I swear to Celestia if Fallout is hurt, you will suffer.'' She opened the cell,  and Fallout and Spike threw themselves at her.

''Take the keys and her sword. She will know the joy of the prison.'' Fallout locked her in the cell. ''How is your family, by the way, Black forest?'' 

''Fuck off, Spike!''  She said angry at him.

''Really? kisses creme brulee for me, okay.'' Spike said while making fun of her.

''Let's go, We must get out of here.'' Fallout said.

''Yeah, first the money, then the bitches.''  They left, and black forest sat on the bed, but her action triggered a hidden mechanism installed in the wall, opening a secret passage.





The girls were in extremely private place of the castle, the trophy room. Celestia was in front of them with a helmet in her hands and a smile on her face.

''Girls, here is the helmet of Gaulder, The mystical king of the Broceliande forest,'' Celestia said.



The girls seemed shocked by this revelation, then Rarity spoke to Celestia.

''How did you get it, princess?'' Rarity asked.

''Golden Fang gave me this helmet with a mysterious book as gifts for a friendship between the dragons and the ponies. It's after many year research that I realized that it was the helmet and diary of Gaulder, and in his diary, there is a map leading to his kingdom.'' Celestia replied.

''It's a nice helmet but why we're here?'' Applejack asked.

''Gaulder had a staff so powerful that it was capable of reviving the dead. I want you to find it and destroy it for the good of the kingdom. Failure is not optional.'' She said.

''You forget one thing princess, we're bounty hunters. Not knights in shining armor.''  Rainbow said while crossing the arms

''But rainbow, you heard the princess. This staff is too dangerous for our kingdom,'' Fluttershy tried to convince her, but she failed.

''That's not my problem! All I want is the money for the head of Spike and Fall(sexy)out.'' She said while showing the poster of Spike.

''I agree with her, If the dead come back to life. We could party with them.'' Pinkie hopped like a bunny.

''Thanks, Pinkie,'' Rainbow said. ''At least someone listens to me.''

''Rainbow, do you love your lifestyle?'' Celestia asked.

''Of course, I love my lifestyle. I kill peoples for money and everypony loves me for that. Why I wouldn't love my life, princess?'' Rainbow replied. 

''I see, but wouldn't you love to be something bigger,  like a hero in the eyes of your country. I give you the chance to exchange your life for another even better,  becomes a defender of the nation, Rainbow. Becomes a hero, becomes an element of Harmony.'' Rainbow looked at her then she lowered her eyes.

''Goddamnit.'' Celestia smiled.

''Good, I hope that the meeting of Twilight is soon over because.'' Celestia was interrupted by the sound of the door opening.

''Sorry, The meeting ended faster than I thought.''  Twilight apologized.



''Twilight!'' The girls shouted.

''It's a pleasure to see you again, girls.''  She hugged the girls in her arms while shedding some tears. ''What are you doing here, You've caught new criminals?'' Twilight asked.

''Yes, but.'' Twilight's enthusiasm interrupted her.

''It's Storm King? No, it's Tirek? I know, it's chrysalis.'' Fluttershy shook her head, and she showed her Fallout poster.

''BY CELESTIA!'' She took the wanted poster from the hands of Fluttershy. ''I can't believe it, you caught him. I fell in love with him the first time I saw him at the gala.''  She hugged the poster in her arms, then she stopped.

'' Wait, the last time I saw him he was with,''  Twilight raised her head violently, and the girls retreated. ''He's here! I want to see him! I want to see this little piece of shit that he is!'' 

''I suppose we will not celebrate his return.'' Pinkie said.

''Where is he, Pinkie!''  Twilight asked with her eyes on fire. 

''Twilight! Spike Is locked in dungeons with Fall (sexy) out, and for a long time. So please, calm down. I have something important to tell you.'' Twilight calmed down and listened to her mistress.

''As I said to your friends, I discovered a map that will lead us to the brocéliande forest,'' Celestia said.

''Impossible, it's only a legend, a myth for children's. Several adventurers and explorers have tried to find her. And in the end, they all went crazy.''  Celestia smiled.

''Because they did not have his diary, this map will take us to the forest. Twilight, if you believe in me, believe in Gaulder.'' Twilight looked at her, then she knelt before her.

''I believe you, princess. Where is his diary?'' Twilight asked.

''In the library, Twilight,'' Celestia replied.

''Let's go girls, we have a forest to find.''  She said.

''Amen.'' Rainbow said.





Dragonius and the others were still searching for the library.

''Fuck it, I'm tired of this shit! I suggest we burn the castles instead.''  Dracal suggested. 

''Shut up, or I kill you. I'm serious.'' Dragonius said.

''Just as you ''killed'' White in your bed yesterday.''  White blushed.

''SCALE!''  Dracal laughted, then Eberron put his hand on his mouth.

''Silence, there someone.'' Dragonius looked over Eberron's shoulder and saw a unicorn with a blue starry cape. 

''Finally. Yo, the unicorn!'' He turned to see Dracal approaching him with a big malicious smile.

''Y-yes?'' He trembled like a leaf.

''Where is the library, please,'' Dracal asked while showing his teeth. 

''It's this door, Sir.'' The Unicorn replied while beginning to cry.

''Good!'' Dracal knocked him down with his head.

''For the love of Golden Fang, Dracal! What's wrong with you?''  They all gathered around the unicorn.

''What, He told me where the library is, that's all that matters, right?'' Dracal said.

''He's right. You three, don't move a muscle. Azarath metrion zinthos '' Eberron cast a spell that turned them into Pegasus. 

''I feel, ordinary. Can I have a couple boxes of this?'' Scale said.

''What happened, Eberron?'' Dragonius asked.

''I turned you into Pegasus so that you can keep the door without anyone disturbing us,'' Eberron explained. 

''what do we do if other ponies want to enter? Scale asked.

''You tell them a lie.'' Duh.

''Seem legit.'' White said. 

''Good, now put yourself in position.'' They put themselves in position and Eberron entered with Dracal, who was carrying the unicorn on his back. The library was immense with several Bookshelf that was tight against each other.

''Nice but, what do we do about the body of the unicorn?'' Dracal asked.

''Puts him in a corner, we have no time to lose,'' Eberron replied.

''Okay, sorry not sorry, mate.''  He threw him like a ball against the wall. ''It's good, what do we do now?'' Eberron was sitting on the floor with his eyes closed. 

''What the fuck are you doing?'' Dracal asked.

''Noh ri noh...I ti ston day...meezdik nykoma...nikon I ay...koda...humh.'' Eberron created a magic line that circulated between the bookshelves.

''What the hell is that?'' Dracal was confused by this thing.

''It's a locating spell, comes out helps to locate magical objects.'' The unicorn answered.

''You're not dead?'' Dracal asked.

''No, I'm sunburst by the way.''  Sunburst presented himself. 

''Nice to meet you.'' He struck him again, and he put him under a table. ''Now, let's find that book.'' He followed the path created by Eberron, he crossed the entire library, and he ended up in front of the largest shelf in the entire library. The book was at the very top.

''off fucking course! Ready or not, here I come.''  Dracal went up on the shelf and climbed towards the victory, which was fifty yards away.





The girls were walking in the hallway while talking about Fallout.

''Fallout is so beautiful.'' Rarity said.

''He's not beautiful, he's the most beautiful stallions of Ponyville.'' Twilight Added.

''Of all the Kingdoms.''  Celestia corrected.

''I love Soarin, but damn! Fallout is 10/10.'' Rainbow drooled.

''And the most important, he loves party^and gummy!''  Pinkie said while While inflating a heart shaped balloon.

''He's perfect in every way.''  Fluttershy said.

''He's a sugar cube filled with love, spices, and everything nice.''  Applejack said while putting her hand on her heart.

''Yeah, he's the best of the best, and he is far better than Spike!'' Luna said.

''That son of a bitch.'' Celestia said. They continued to walk until he reached the library door which was guarded by three guards.

''What the,''  Luna said, They approached the guards and Celestia spoke to them.

''What are you doing here?'' She asked.

''Sorry, But no one enters the library by order of the solar princess.'' The guard with the blue wing said. Celestia looked at him, then she laughed. 

''Ahahaha, Luna. I alway love your jokes.'' Dragonius and the others began to sweat by learning that the princess was in front of them.

''I'm never joking, Celestia.'' Luna said. ''Never.''

''Oh, I always knew you have the sense of humor, Twilight,'' Celestia said.

''Her jokes suck, princess.'' Rainbow said. Twilight shook her head to confirm this.

''I see, Are you mocking me, guard?'' Celestia asked.

''Well, yes, I mean no.''  Dragonius couldn't speak properly.

''I'm waiting for your answer.'' Her eyes were Firefly with a flamethrower.  

''Yes, it's a joke. April's fool.'' Scale said.

''Well done,  another joke like that and you're dead. Let me in.'' Celestia ordered. 

''Of course princess, come in.'' White said. She opened the door to them, and the three dragons were shocked by what was in front of them. The unicorn with the blue cape reading a book. 

''Hello princess, how are you today?''  Sunburst asked.

''I'm good, but why are you here, alone in the dark?'' Celestia replied.

''I love reading, and you, why are you here, Princess?'' sunburst asked while keeping his smile.

''Me? I'm here for a book. Don't worry, my child.'' His plan went as planned, she knew nothing.

''Great, but what book in particular.'' He asked. 

''We came for a book given by the dragon king. For me, this guy is an asshole. Rainbow said, and a few second later, she had a sword under her throat.

''No one insult my father, you bitch!''  White said while resumed to her real form.

''GOLDENDAMNIT WHITE!''  Scale shouted while drawing his spear.

''NOBODY MOVES!''  Nobody listens to him, and they all draw their weapons. 

''SUNBURST! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!'' Luna yelled.

''Stay calm Princess, everything's under control,'' Sunburst said.

''TIMBEEEEER!''  The larger shelf fell on the others, causing the others to fall like dominoes. They all watched this incident, then Dracal came out from under a shelf with the book. 

''Sup, I have the book and oh fuck.'' His plan failed because his team sucks ass. 

''Yes Dracal, fuck is the perfect word for this situation.'' Eberron facepalmed. 

''Eh, how it could be worse.'' Celestia said. 

''Remind me why you want to burn the library?'' Fallout asked while opening the door. 

''Because I want it and oh fuck me with hot sauce,'' Spike said While looking at the girls.

''Spike!'' Luna said.

''Spike!'' Celestia said.

''Spike!'' Twilight said.

''Spike, I mean The lone wanderer, I mean Me!'' Spike said.

''It's official, I hate you all, except you Pinkie, and especially you, Spike.'' Fallout declared. 


The End
> 5.Unwanted 4: A Drake's End.5
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In the previous episode!

Spike and Fallout were in front of the princess and Spike acted like the little whore he is, and because of his behaviour, they were locked up in the dungeons. However, thanks to a stupid scenarist idea, they fled. During this time, the princess gave a mission to the girls to find a helmet taken from a video game because the author was too lazy to find a better helmet.They went into the library where the dragons were looking for the map for the magical forest of my ass. Their plan worked as expected, but because of Rainbow and her mouth, their disguise failed, causing everyone to pull out their weapons to fight. Then Spike arrived like a flower with Fallout to burn everything, but it failed. And now they are all reunited in the same room. I need a better job. Roll the Intro! 



''Spike, what the hell are you doing here?'' Luna asked who seemed more angry than usual. 

''I'm here to kickass and chew bubblegum and, I'm all out of gum!''  Spike replied. 

''It's official, we're dead.'' Fallout said. 

''No, we're not dead...yet.''  Spike comforted Fallout While placing himself in a combat position.

''Answer me, Spike! Why are you out of your cell?!'' She began to invoke her lunar power in her hand. ''I will not hesitate to hurt you gravely.''  

''Oh no, Lulu wants to hurt me! I'm scared.''  Spike said while mocking her aunt. ''Come and get your love, bitch!''   

''Enough! Prepare to die!''  Luna shouted while rushing to Spike.

NOW!'' Rarity and Eberron ordered at the same time. Rainbow struck Wing with her skull, freeing her. Dragonius grabbed his sword and struck rainbow, but his blade collided against Pinkie's arm, which had become as hard as diamonds. Applejack threw wooden blades on Scale, who threw knives at her. Fluttershy flew towards Eberron who raised his staff in the air, ready to cast a spell on her. Rarity summoned magic spikes into his hands, and Dracal ran to her with his axe in the air. They were all lined up against each other. Civil war style.

'' ENOUGH OF THIS MADNESS!''  Celestia shouted using the  Royal Canterlot voice and tapping the ground with her scepter, causing a slight shock wave that threw them all against a wall. Celestia approached Eberron, who was kneeling before her. ''Who are you and why are you here, dragons?''

''I am Eberron, wizard of his majesty the King Golden Fang. King of the Dragons.'' Eberron explained to Celestia. 

''Hello Eberron, now tell me, why you are here?'' Celestia asked. 

''It's easy to understand, sister.'' Luna said. ''Their king has sent them to steal the map, let me kill them, then we will send their corpse to their king as an example of our hospitality.

''I doubt it is a good idea, Princess. The dragoness is the daughter of the king.'' Luna looked at her. '' If we kill her, we kill the citizens of our kingdom. Rarity said.

''Do it, do it, do it!''  Yeah do it.

''Shut up, Spike!'' Fallout said.

''It's not true, it's not our king who sent us here!'' Dracal said.

''What are you doing, Dracal?'' Dragonius asked.

''I'm trying to save your miserable life!'' Dracal replied to his friend. 

''Then, who sent you here!''  Celestia started to lose her cool.

''Him!''  Dracal said while Watching Spike Drake. 

''What?'' Everypony was surprised by this revelation. 

''He's the one sent us here for the map, he's the alpha and the omega, he's the mastermind of this shit!'' 
 Dracal said.

''I should have known that you were behind all that, Spike. But this time, it's the end for you!''  Luna said While drawing his sword.

''Wait a minute, I'm not their leader! I don't even know them,''Rainbow struck him in the ribs.

''You lied, you're probably  the biggest bastard I've ever seen in my life!''  Damn, she's right.

''Stop it, we don't know them!''  Fallout said. 

''Yeah, I never saw them, and believe me. I would never forget a body like that. Damn, those abs women!''  Spike said while looking at white. 

''Damn!'' Scale said.

''You lie, it's you who sent us here to steal the map that will lead you to the forest to recover the staff of  Gaulder.Your desire for power is worse than that of your brothers. You're just an empty shell without us!''  Dracal declared in front of everypony. 

''I agreed with him, without me, you're just a little bitch.''  Fallout said to his friend. 

''Shut up, and who the heck is Gaulder? And why I would want his staff?'' Spike asked. 

''Oh, he was the king of a lost kingdom, and he possessed a staff capable of bringing the dead back to life. Imagine all the parties I could do with the dead.''  Pinkie explained. 

''And imagine all the treasures that lies within the castle of this lost kingdom, sugar cube.'' Applejack added. 

''Oh fuck! Spike, cover your ears!''  Fallout said. 

''Why?'' Twilight asked.

''Too late,''  Everypony looked at Spike, who had his eyes closed with a big smile on his face. ''We lost him.'' 

''Mmh, treasures!'' 

(Spike's dream, no voices, only music)


Spike pushed open a door into a golden room with a golden pool, and he jumped in and went swimming in gold. Then, he got out of the pool, and he went to another room where everyone was waiting, they were all on their knees. Spike looked at them with a smile, then he sat down on his throne, and he put his foot on the back of Fallout. Then the girls approached him, and they kissed him on the face. They then danced in front of him, and Spike looked at them with a huge smile and a face with several lipstick markings.

''I'm the king,'' Spike said while drooling.

''Spike, Spike, SPIKEEEE!!!'' Celestia shouted.

''What? Leave me with my dreams that are better than you.''  Spike said. 

''I want an answer, it's you who sent them here, yes or no!'' She asked. Spike Looked at his Dragons Bros, and then he looked at his mother with a smile.

''Yes, it's me who sent them here to steal the map, but it's your fault too. '' Spike said to her mother.

''What? My fault!'' Celestia said. 

''Yes, and that of your sister too.'' Spike added.

''Why it's our fault, Spike.'' Luna asked. 

''Because you're the worst princess of all the fucking kingdoms! In your youth, you have encountered hordes of enemies, conquered land, and even stopped a lord of chaos from destroying reality itself. And there, you are not even able to lock up two guys, and spot a group of dragon that stinks the burned meat,''  Celestia, and Luna were silent, so Spike keeps talking. ''I mean for fuck sake, when I was a young child, I saw you as a model, you showed me the way to follow, and I followed it. You showed me the difference between good and evil. Then,  I grew up, and I saw the actions you have done. 

''Spike, you need to calm down.'' Fallout advised.

''No, I will not stop, I WILL NOT STOP! I saw how you treated the vanquished enemies. One night I witnessed a horrible spectacle, I saw you burn the back of the Queen of the Changeling with your soldering iron the sun. Her cry of pain still haunts me at night, and you. You laughed at such a spectacle. But compared to what you did to your sister, it's nothing. Celestia opened her eyes, which had turned red. 

''Shut up, Spike!'' Luna said while beginning to shed tears.

''No, Luna, you know she did. What she did to you.'' Spike said.

''Shut up!'' 

''She ignored you.'' 

''Shut up!'' 

''She humiliated you.'' 

''Shut up, or I'll kill you!''  Spike got closer to her.

''She even took your place among the hearts of the citizens and your precious moon.'' 

''SHUT UP!!!''

''And after that, you exploded, and you became your worst nightmare. Admit it.

''No, she didn't,'' Spike interrupted her. 

''ADMIT IT LUNA!'' 

''I ADMIT IT!'' She knelt in tear. Everypony was shocked by this revelation then, Spike turned to his mother with tears running down his cheeks.

''She's maybe a nightmare, but you...You're a monster, ugh!''  Celestia stabs Spike with Luna's sword.

''SPIKE!'' Fallout shouted. 

'' You do not know what a real monster is!'' She threw his body to the floor.  

''You bitch,''  Fallout stood next to Spike, and he pressed his hands on the wound. ''Don't worry, Spike. It's just a flesh wound.

''F-fallout...Sorry...Everything.'' Spike apologized to his longtime friend. He began to shake the hands of his friend in tears. 

''Don't be sorry, Somepony, help us!'' Fluttershy approached him but, Celestia created a magical barrier between them.

''What are you doing? He need help!''  He asked.  Celestia looked at Fallout then, she spoke to him.

''No, He's already dead.''  Spike began to cough violently.

''Spike, calm down, I'm here.''  Fallout took his hand like the first time they meet. 

''Fallout.'' Spike said.

''Yes, Spike.'' 

''I can see heaven, it's beautiful, argh''  He began to spit blood. ''G-Goodbye, my friend.'' Spike stopped talking.

''Spike, Spike? SPIIIIKE!''  Spike Drake die in the arms of his best friends. Fallout was crying, just like the girls. Except for Applejack, Rainbow and Rarity who try to hide their tears. They're standing in front of Spike's body, and among them, there is Spike dressed all in white.

''It's funny, I should have bet on my mother, and not on Rainbow. Bah, it doesn't matter. In any case, I partly regret my life. I would have imagined my blood redder, and more in my body. Well, it's not my problem anymore. I'm dead, and damn, it's good.  I can finally rest, I hope that in the next story I survive until the end. Anyway,  this is the end of my life. Fallout, I'm sorry for everything I've done. You was a good friend, hell! You was the best in this stupid world. And yeah, without you. I'm just an empty shell. But, live your life.  Do not let my death haunt you all your life. Life, laugh, eat with the girl you love. You deserve a family. But, I want you to name your First-Born Spike, in memory of me. I'm serious, do this, or I haunt you forever. Anyway, Goodbye Everypony.'' Spike looked at his friends then, he disappeared into the light while weeping his final last tear for his friend. 





Close-up on the mouth of Chrysalis then, on all the rest of the hive.

''My children, our time has come. We will finally be able to avenge the ponies that persecuted us for years. We are going to rise to the same level of these so-called princesses, and we will annihilate them. We will take their precious kingdom, and we will empty it of his love, '' All the changelings whistled for their queen. ''But Canterlot is nothing but an amusing mouth, I promise you Equestria as a feast!'' She creates a sword with her hand, and she cut into a rock in two.

''The world will tremble before our new powers, But alas. We're not big enough to attack such a big target,''  All the changeling looked at her with a sad look on their face. ''But why give them birth, when we can be brought them back to life. Bring me their bodies.''  The changelings have placed at the foot of their queen the mortuary cocoons of their brother and sister.

''Raise yourself among the living,''  Chrysalis used her new powers to infuse a red ray into the cocoons of her children's. Once finished, every was calm. She approached a cocoon, and a hand came out. Then, all the other changelings are out of the cocoons. But, they were different, they seemed wilder than the others. Chrysalis approached the First-Born and,  he knelt before her Queen. She put her hand on his shoulders, and she smiled. 

''Rise, Thorax.'' 


(You mad)


Then End
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''Goodbye (cough) my friend,''  Spike gave his last breath before dying in the arms of his best friend.

''No! NO! You can't die here, Spike! Stop pretending and talk to me, you fucking dragon!'' 
 Fallout compressed Spike's chest to bring him back to life.

''Enough, Spike is dead! Now get on your knees and receive my wrath!''  Fallout's hands were covered in blood, he looked at them in detail then an indescribable rage invaded his body. He looked at the princess with anger in his eyes, then he took out a knife from his boot and yelled. 

''DIE!'' He tried to stab her in the chest, but the blade stopped just in front of her heart.

''Just in time,'' She turned to congratulate her apprentice. ''Thank you, Twilight!'' 

''Please Fallout, calm down!'' Twilight was in tear, just like Fluttershy and Rarity.

''Here is something to calm you down!''  Celestia propelled Fallout against the walls with all her strength, breaking his wings in the process.

''ARGHHHHHHH!'' His mouth was filled with blood, just like his wings. Celestia approached him while unsheathing her sword. Once next to him, she spoke to him with a maternal tone.

''Close your eyes, count to three, make a wish, my dear boy!''  She was going to kill him when Twilight stopped her.

''HE CAN HELP US!'' Celestia stopped and looked at her.

''How, how he can help you in your quest?'' Celestia asked.

''He knows Equestria like the back of his hand! With him by our side, we will find Gaulder's staff in no time!''  Applejack lied to the princess but, it was for a good cause. 

Celestia looked at Fallout and sighed, ''Fine, but do not make me regret my decision!'' 

''Thank you very much, Princess Celestia!''  Rarity knelt before her.

"Take Fallout to the infirmary, and don't forget Spike's body!'' she said touching his face with her boot.

''DON'T TOUCH HIM!'' Fallout yelled.

''Fallout, I think it's time to sleep!'' She hit him in the face with her boot, and everything went black for him.











Close-up on Spike's face covered with a white sheet and then on the girls which were each on their side except for Fluttershy and Pinkie.

''Sorry, It may burn,'' Fluttershy put a compress on Fallout's wings, and he shed a tear.

''Are you okay, Fallout?'' Pinkie asked.

''This guy was one of the biggest assholes I've ever met in my entire life! He was vulgar, selfish, antisocial and narcissistic as fuck! But, this guy was my best friend. I remember once, we were at las pegasus, he had bet all my money on the red, but the ball stopped on the black. I shouted at him, and him. He was still asking me for money!''  Fallout got up and took Spike by the collar of his jacket. ''I hope you're happy, asshole! you will not have to pay me back!''

''That's how ponies treat their deaths?'' Everyone turned to Dragonius and his band.

''YOU!''  Rainbow unsheathed her katana and Scale did the same. 

''Put away your weapon, Scale! We are here as friends.'' Dragonius said.

''You are not a friend! You're nothing to us, partner!''  Dragonius looked down in shame.

''What are you doing here?'' Rarity asked.

''I came here to say goodbye to your friend.'' Dragonius approached Spike's body, but Fallout stood in front of him. After an exchange of glances, Fallout moved away, and Dragonius put his hand on Spike.

''Rest in peace, brother,''  Scale and white were kneeling with their sword by their side.

''why did you do that?'' Fallout asked.

''Once, I challenged my fight in a fight. We fought, and I lost. When a dragon loses a fight, his opponent has his life between his hands. I was down, and he was in front of me. He should have killed me, but instead of piercing my heart with his blade, he gave me a second chance as his daughter's squire. He gave me another life so when I saw your friend confronting his mother, I saw something in him, I saw somebody who needed help, I saw myself in him!'' he shed a tear, just like white and Fluttershy.

''I need a drink, you come with me Pinkie?'' Pinkie pressed against him in tears, he looked at her without emotion and then hugged her.

''Why do I feel bad for him Applejack?'' Rainbow asked.

''Because you're only human after all,'' She said while lowered her hat on her eyes. 

That all? Rarity asked. 

''No, we also want your souls and your Kingdoms on a silver plate!''  White punch him in the arm.

''Eh, it hurts!''  Scale cried. 

''What do you want?'' Fallout asked. 

''We do not want anything, so stop, or you'll regret it.'' Rainbow smiled. 

''I love when others think they can hurt me!'' Rainbow began to generate lightning in his hands, and smoke began to come out of White's mouth.

''Oh-oh spaghettios!'' Scale added. 

''ENOUGH!'' Dragonius stood before Fallout and spoke to him. ''Yes, we were sent here for another reason, but I can not tell you. You'll have to come with us to find out." 

Fallout looked at him and sighed. ''Alright, I'm all your!'' 

''Now kiss!'' Everypony looked at him without saying anything. 

''Not even a hug?'' 





Fallout was walking beside Dragonius. Nobody was talking to each other. They were all silent. The only sound we heard was the sound of the footsteps of our heroes.

''What is your story, Fallout? Dragonius asked.

''I don't have a story!'' Fallout replied. 

''Everyone has a story to tell, I told you mine, it's your turn,'' Fallout sighed.

''Fine! I was born in San Fillycisco. My parents prefer to drink instead of taking care of me, or my sister. I worked hard for months to earn a pittance, once enough money in my pocket, I left with my sister. I came to Ponyville to give my sister a better life. Then, I met Spike. You know the rest of the story!'' Fallout explained.

''Unfortunately yes,'' Our heroes finally arrived in front of a door with engravings representing Celestia and Luna.

''Eberron his behind the door, Fallout!'' Fallout put his hand on the doorknob, and  Dragonius put his hand over his. ''But he's not alone!'' 

Fallout looked at Dragonius then he looked at Scale who put his finger on his forehead to form a horn. A devastating rage invaded Fallout, he looked at the door with hate in his eyes, and he kicked it. 

''You know how to make entries, fallout!'' Celestia said while drinking tea with Eberron and Dracal. 

''I had a good teacher, your son!'' Celestia sighed. 

''Please, let Spike rest in peace. And after all, he was a criminal, so he deserved his fate! Am I right, Rarity?''  Fallout looked at Rarity who lowered her eyes. 

''At least, It is not him you who kill people for no reason?'' Celestia's eyes turned red. 

''You little shit!'' She tried to hit him, but Eberron stops her with Staff.

''Celestia, we have never been told that we do not kill the messenger?''  She looked at him, and lowered her arm. 

''Good! Excuse me for this, my name is Eberron, but you already know this,'' He held out his hand to fallout, but he only looked at it. 

''Right, as you know, I asked my friends to bring you here with your friends. But, it seems to me that Dragonius did not explain why?''  Eberron put the book from the library on a sheet of paper. ''Here's why!'' 

Eberron reduced the book to ashes with his breath. He took the sheet and gave it to Fallout. 

''You gotta be kidding!''  On the sheet of paper was a map mentioning the forest of Broceliande. 

''You have in front of your eyes, the only way to get to the Forest of Broceliande. That why I needed you here, Fallout!'' Eberron said.

''That nice but get to the point!''  Fallout replied.

''Dracal, tell our friend what he needs to do...Dracal?'' Eberron looked at Dracal who had his mouth filled with cream.

''Whut?'' Dracal swallowed the cream.''All right, listen to me big guy because I will not repeat myself! My boss has brought you here to take us to the Broceliande forest. In this forest, there is a powerful Artifact, the Staff of the almighty Gaulder! We want this stick, so, you're going to lead us like the good little pegasus that you are!''

''With pleasure!'' he hit Dracal in the face, then he took his knife and put it under his throat. ''Nopony moves, or I kill him! 

''Help me, Drag!''  Dracal begged.

''What do you want, Fallout?'' Eberron asked while drinking his tea.

''I agree to help you but under certain conditions!'' Fallout said. 

''And what are your conditions?'' Celestia asked.

''I want Twilight to accompany us, I like when a powerful magic is on my side. No offense, Rarity,'' 
 Fallout said.

''Love you too, Fallout,'' Rarity replied. 

''Anything else?'' 

''I want a proper burial for Spike!'' Celestia sighed.

''Fine! Now release him!'' Celestia ordered. 

''As you wish!''  Spike pushed him towards his friends and spoke to Dragonius.

''He's all your!''

''Best gift ever,'' Scale said.

''Well, now that all our little problem is over, I propose that we rest. Tomorrow is a great day for our two kingdoms!'' Eberron said.

''Yes, but Fallout must fulfil his duty first!''  She said while looking at Fallout with a sadistic smile.






It was dark. Everything was silent in the corridors of the castle. Everypony was sleeping with dreams filled with hope and strawberry cakes. Except for a young man who was digging a grave under a tree. He was digging without saying a word, the only sound in the air was the sound of the shovel hitting the ground.  Each blow was more and more painful for him, once the hole finish. He put the body in the hole and closed it with his hands. He broke the shovel in half to make a cross. After that, he knelt and prayed for over a minute. After his prayer, he sat down against the tree and took a flask of alcohol out of his pocket.

''Santé!''  he drank all the flask before falling asleep next to his friend.





Everything was dark, then somepony talked. 

''You want to blow some shit up?'' Spike asked. 

Fallout looked at Spike surprised, then he looked around him, and all he saw was unicorn and pony in dress and suit.

''Yo Fallout, are you okay?'' He looked at him, then he spoke to the pony next to him. 

''Get out of my dream, Luna!''  

''Why? I'm the princess of the night after all,"  Luna said. 

''And I'm the king of the Nord so get the fuck out of my head!'' Fallout replied. 

''Oh, come on Fallout, give me at least one last dance before you leave,'' Luna held out her hand, and he took it while sighing.

''Good boy,'' Fallout and Luna began to dance like the other guest.



''Can I ask you a question?'' Fallout asked.

''Of course, my dear Fallout!''  Luna revolved around Fallout with elegance.

''Why this dream and not another?'' Luna smiles. 

''Because it's here where you met Spike, I was not at this party, so I do not know if Spike's behaviour was correct?''  Fallout looked at Spike, who was smoking a blunt in front of his mother and sister. 

''He's perfect,'' Fallout said. ''But why are you here, and what do you want?'' 

''I came here to wish you good luck in your quest to find the staff. It will be long and perilous!'' Luna declared. 

''Do not lie to me Luna, why are you here!'' Fallout insisted. 

Luna sighed. ''Fine, as you may have noticed, Celestia can quickly become uncontrollable when she is angry,''

''No kidding, what if we asked Spike for his opinion? Oh yes, it's true. He died defending you against your sister!''  Fallout said.

''And that was stupid of him!'' Luna replied. 

''Just like you, 1000 years ago,''  Luna stopped smiling. ''Ah, I think I upset you?'' 

''Why do you see Spike as a saint able to fight against forces that exceed him! He was far too young to understand life, he was just a crazy kid, just like Gaulders!  Fallout stopped dancing.

''OH MY GOD! Why are you obsessed with a guy who died several fucking years ago!''  Fallout asked. 

''BECAUSE HE KILLED MY MOTHER!'' Luna yelled. ''He killed her during the great kingdom battles, and he brought her back to life with his staff! My father, devastated by this inhuman act, sacrificed himself by using the power of the black sun to annihilate Gaulder and his army. But the shock was so powerful that the whole kingdom fell into darkness. Once my father died, his soul merged with that of my mother to create the Broceliande forest. Now, you know the reasons for my obsession! Gaulder was the most miserable person of all seven kingdoms! now, you know the reasons for my obsession! Gaulder was the most miserable person of all seven kingdoms! He is dead, but I can feel his presence in the dead of night. It's as if his staff was alive. only you can lead us to this lost city, you have in your hands the fate of all the inhabitants of Equestria. Be our saviour or our destroyer! 

Fallout looked at Luna then he lowered his head.

''Goddammit!''  

Black screen





''Wake up, pussy!''Dracal threw a bucket of water at Fallout to wake him up.

''WHAT THE HELL!''  Everypony was in front of him on horseback.

Stand up my friend, we leave to fulfil our destiny,'' Dragonius said.

''Good morning by the way,'' White added.

''What's the hell is going on, Twilight?''  Fallout asked.

''The princess insisted we leave at sunrise,'' Twilight answered.

''Really?''

''Yeah, so stop bitching about your life and get on your fucking donkey!'' Dracal ordered. 

''A donkey?'' Fallout looked next to Pinkie and saw a  little donkey with a sign around her neck with Fallout written on it.

''I called him Cranky doodle!''  Pinkie caressed his back then Cranky defecated on the grass.

''I can not believe that Spike died in this war!'' 

''LET'S GO SAVE THE WORLD'' Rainbow Yelled to the team.

''FOR FRIENDSHIP!'' Pinkie yelled.

''FOR THE KINGDOM!'' Rarity added.

''FOR CELESTIA!'' Twilight replied.

''Oh shut up you!'' Fallout was ridiculous with his foot touching the ground.

''Oh, it's gonna be epic!'' Scale said.

''Shut up, Scale!''White said.

our heroes left their land to fulfil their destiny with the sun watching them on her balcony.

''Do you think they will succeed?'' Luna asked.

Celestia was still looking at them, and she began to smiles. 

''Only time will tell!'' She said with her eyes turning green. ''Only time will tell!'' 





Ending song






It was dark, and a man was digging Spike's grave.

''I'm sorry, Spike! but that was the only way!'' This man was the old friend of Spike, Elder. He opened the coffin and pronounced unknow words.

''Noh rii noh... I ti stoh day...meendik nykoma...nikon Iay...koda...numn.'' Close-up on Spike lifeless body. 

''(Deep breath) Game of throne reference!''
> 7.I'm Back.7
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(Deep breath) ''Game of throne reference!''  Spike was like a fish that had just come out of the water, scared and lost

''Where I am? Who are you? And why am I in a coffin?'' Spike asked desperately 

''Calm down, Spike! You are with me, Elder!''  This name meant nothing to Spike who kept struggling to get out of the coffin.

''I see...Forgive me my friend, but it's going to hurt you!'' Elder said.

''What?'' Elder put his hand on his friend's face, and Spike began to scream in pain.

''AAAARGGGGGG!'' Spike saw all his life pass before him, his life, and his death. He saw when his mother stabbed him with his aunt's sword and the face of his crying friend. Elder removed his hand, and Spike stared at him with tears in his eyes.

''Spike?'' Elders asked.

''Why? Why do you bring me back to life!''  Spike jumped on Elders who stopped him with only his right hand.

''Thank you for bringing me back to life, Elder! Oh, you're welcome, Spike!'' Elders said to himself.

''Answer me, asshole!'' Spike ordered.

''First, you talk to me with a little more respect and I thought you'd be happy to be alive again?''  Elder said. 

''Alive? Happy? I was in Heaven! My own Heaven!'' Spike explained. 

''WHAT!'' Elder was confused, so Spike decided to show him. 

''Give me your fucking hand!'' Spike took Elder's hand and put it back on his head.





Everything was white and in the middle of this white kingdom, there was a young drake lying on the ground. All these clothes were white except for her t-shirt, which was green. He was asleep then he slowly opened his eyes.

(Yawn) ''I fucking hate nightmares!'' Spike said while scratching his right cheek, he looked around him and all his saw was white, white, Walter, white. 

''Hello? Someone's here?'' Nobody answered Spike, so he decided to move on.

''It's alright, Spike! You're just alone in the middle of nowhere with nothing on you except white clothes. Yep, I'm going to get raped!'' Someone laugh behind his back.

''You must be Spike Drake?'' Spike turned to see a woman in a white toga with red hair, ''I am Faust, creator of this world, welcome to heaven!'' 

''Don't care! Where the women and the bar? I want a coke!'' Spike asked.

''Excuse me?'' Faust said. 

''What, I'm in heaven so that means I can do the fuck I want, right?'' Spike explained. 

''No!'' Faust said.

''What? Why?''  Spike asked.

''This is a holy place where the souls of the heroes rest for eternity! Not a strip club filled with naked women!'' Faust explained.

''Yeah, well, I'll go make my own Heaven with blackjack and hookers!'' Spike added.

''FINE!''  Faust diseapered in smoke, leaving Spike alone. 

''Bitch! Well, it's my time to shine!'' Spike cracked his finger and let his sick mind do the job.



Spike waved his hands in the air and stones came out of the ground to form walls, and these walls came together to create a castle a thousand times bigger than Canterlot. Spike began to advance, and at every step he made, statues of him appeared behind him. They represented him as a god holding the world in his hand,  Once the doors reached, servants who strangely looked like Shining opened them for their master. Spike entered his castle and saw that there was everypony there, Fallout, the Mane 5, Twilight, and of course, his mother. They all looked at him with happy faces. Spike looked at them with a smile then his arms turned into machines guns and emptied the entire magazines on them.  Their bodies exploded under the effect of the bullet at full speed, but it wasn't the end of the road for them. Once dead, Spike brought them back to life to kill them over and over and over. Once reduced to lint, Spike changed their body into a throne and sat down. He created a glass of wine and hit the ground with his foot, and his castle exploded. Once the dust had settled down, Spike had become a real lord of hell with the girls chained to his feet. He looked at the new paradise he had created and laughed.

''I AM SPIKE DRAKEEEEEEE,'' Spike yelled, ''AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW-WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!'' a giant hand appeared in the sky and headed toward Spike.

''NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!'' Spike began to run, but it was too late, the giant hand grabbed Spike and took him away from his heavens.

''NOOOOOOOO!'' 

Black screen

''So, you like what you see?'' Elder hit Spike in the face. 

''What the hell is wrong with you!'' Elder asked. 

''I am an 18-year-old male dragon who was banished from his kingdom by his mother who prefers to kill instead of listening. My only friend was a pegasus that everyone loves because of a failed experience!  My sister hates me, as does his aunt, his brother, and his sister-in-law. I am wanted dead all over Equestria, and my mother stabbed me to death with a FUCKING SWORD! You want more detail of my life, asshole!''  Spike explained.

''You're always complaining! Look at me, I'm Spike Drake, and I'm not a hero! Well, it's true! You are not a hero, and your death was necessary for this world!'' Elder explained.

''Necessary?! You piece of shit!''' Spike added.

''As I said, you are not a hero! You are something else!'' Spike was confused because of his answer.

''Dude, my name appears in the summary of the story, so you excuse me, but I think you smoked too many mushrooms!'' Spike declared. 

''Heroes always get remembered,  but legends never die! That's what you are, a legend!'' Elder explained.

''Well the "legend" got his ass kicked by his mother, so please oh great copy and paste cheap Ass Starswirl, explain this shit to me!'' Spike asked.

''Canterlot is corrupted to its very heart! Just after your banishment, something happened to your mother, and her loyal subjects! She fell under the control of a very ancient being which I thought was gone forever!'' For a moment, Spike saw fear in Elder's eyes.

''Damn! But that still doesn't explain why she killed me?'' Elder looked at him and sighed.

''I think my time has come!'' Elder stood in front of Spike and took off his hood, revealing eyes as white as the moon.

''I am Elder! God of the dragons and one of the five fingers of Odysseus! The primordial God! You think your mother killed you because she was insane? No, she killed you because you are also a finger of Odysseus!'' Spike was shocked by this revelation, Him? A finger of Odysseus!

''You can't serious? I'm not a finger of Odysomething! I'm just a stupid teenager!'' Spike replied. 

''Maybe, or maybe you're just too scared to face your destiny!''  Elder said.

"Fuck you!" Spike's favourite catchphrase.

"For the love of Myself! I am a God so show me some respect, your behaviour is the cause of the death of your changeling friend!"  Spike's rage broke out because of that sentence.

''Why are you doing this? why are you here with me anyway? I DON't NEED FRIENDS!'' Spike yelled.

''LIAR! YOU NEED FRIENDS BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID OF BEING ALONE IN A COLD WORLD! It's your biggest fear, isn't it?" Elder looked at Spike who started to have wet eyes."But you are not alone, you have your friend fallout who has gone looking for Gaulder's staff in the hope of bringing you back to life, even if it goes against your mother's orders! He will always be there for you, but will you be there for him?'' By hearing Elder's words, Spike collapsed on the floor in tears, All his life was under the sign of fear, the fear of being alone. Elder held out his hand toward him.

''The world is in great danger, and only the warriors chosen by Odysseus can save it!'' Spike looked at his friend and grabbed his hand.

''Who are the other fingers?'' Spike asked.

''Dragonius, leader and the band of the dragon, and...Fallout Shieldhunter, your friend!'' 
 Elder answered.

''You gotta be kidding?'' Spike added.

''No, they are also warriors of Odysseus. Unfortunately, something prevents me from reaching them, something evil,'' Elder said.

''So, What do we do now?'' Spike asked.

"We must go to Ponyville!'' Elder replied.

''Why?'' Elder turned and said.

''We must find Gold Hoof before it is too late!'' 





Ponyville, Gold Hoof's house, Voice over (bitches!)

Of all Equestria people, Gold Hoof is by far the worst of all time! This pony was found half dead in the Everfree forest with only a necklace with his name marked on it. Since then, he leads a miserable life! Incapable of keeping a job because of his clumsiness, and his shyness does not help him with women. He lives in a small house with nothing but a table and a sofa that serves as a bed. In short, this guy is a shit!

The door the door opened, and a man dressed in taco entered. He was tall with short golden hair. He sat on the couch and began to cry like the little bitch he is.

''I HATE MY LIFE!'' tears were streaming down Gold's face, which could not stand any longer in his life. Spike and Elder, who were standing next to him, watched the show without saying anything.

''Are you sure this pussy is a warrior?'' Spike asked.

''For the first time of my life, I doubt my god!'' Elder replied. 

Gold, who heard their conversation turned to them and looked at each other for a few seconds.

''AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!'' Gold jumped out of the couch to escape, but he stumbled on his carpet and hit his skull on the table, knocking him down.

''Glorious!'' Spike commented.

''Shut up!'' Elder added. 





''I'm a poor lonesome Dragon, 
I'm a long long way from home
Because my momma killed me
And I kidnapped a bitch!''

''That right!'' Elder added. 

 ''Elder, Can I ask you a question?''  Spike said.

''Go on,'' Elder said.

''Why did you appear on my fourth birthday?'' He asked.

''Spike, what did your mother and sister always tell you?'' Elder said.

''You are a dragon, you don't belong here so bring me my drink, or I send you back to your stupid ass country!'' Spike replied.

''No! Not that one, the other!'' Elder added.

''Friendship is magic (Blurp) every time I pronounce this sentence, I feel like I'm going to shit a rainbow!'' Spike replied.

''And when you were only a child, did you have a lot of friends?'' Spike lowered his head and looked at the floor.

''I was the only dragons in Equestria for a long time, everyone was afraid of me, they fear me for what I was deep inside me! Twilight was surrounded by many of her friends all the time, as I suffocated with sadness and anger. Alone in my corner,  In addition to loneliness, I had to endure the mockery of others,  their laughter still haunts me at night. They made fun of me even though I was the son of the princess!'' Spike looked at his hand and tears began to appear in his eyes. 

''I am not her son, and she is not my mother!'' Spike struck his horse with his leg and galloped at full speed towards his destination. Elder, who was behind him, shed a single tear that rose to the sky to create a star.

''May this star comfort you when you feel alone in this vast world!' 





14 years ago

''Sniff, sniff, sniff!'' A little dragon was crying in the royal gardens. The reason for this was that it was his birthday, and as a gift, he simply received the mockery of his mother's guests.

''Hello there!''  A mysterious voice said.

 ''Leave me alone!'' Spike said with his tiny voice.

''Why are you crying?'' The stranger asked.

''Today is my birthday and everypony is mean to me WAHHHH!''  Spike cried under the saddened gaze of the stranger.

''Where are your friends, little one?'' He asked.

''I don't have any!'' Spike replied.

''Well, now you have one!'' The stranger added.

''Really? You want to be my friend? Even if I am a stinking dragon?'' The dragon smile.

''Even if you are a stinking dragon!''  Spike looked at him, and smile. 

''I HAVE A FRIEND!'' Spike wanted to hug him, but he was not there anymore. Instead,  there was a  red crystal on the ground with a note that said for Spike, he grabbed it and took a bite.

The crystal was so sweet that Spike began to cry tears of joy.

''Thank you!'' Spike continued to eat while watching the sunset.