> Johnny Dash > by Prismfire Productions > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Chapter 1 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was an ordinary Saturday in Porkbelly, the sun was shining, birds were chirping, and a certain ten year old was laying across his bed. "Ugh..Dukey...so...bored..." The boy said talking to his dog. The dog, whome the boy had addressed, looked up from the morning paper and took a sip of his coffee. "You know Johnny, you could see what your sisters are up to in the lab. It is only 8am, this is early for you since you normally sleep until noon so it will catch them off guard." Johnny jumped up from the bed suddenly filled the energy. "Sounds good to me, Susan and Mary will be shocked, let's go dog!" He ran to the space between his nightstand and dresser and slid a secret panel on the wall. When the panel moved it revealed a button, which he pressed already looking forward to finally getting one over on the girls. The button triggered a mechanism that moved the cabinet the television was on and there was two tubes in the new space. Johnny got in one and Dukey, once he was done with his morning cup of joe, jumped in the other. A few seconds later they were in the lab where he spotted his sisters watching something on the large monitor. "Hey my genius sisters, whatcha watching?" Johnny said as he walked up behind them. His sisters, who's names were Susan and Mary, nearly jumped out of their skin as Mary changed the channel. "N-no-nothing Johnny..." Susan stammered as her and Mary spun around, when they did, Johnny started snickering at what they were wearing. Mary was wearing a purple shirt with a yellow pony with a pink mane and tail surrounded by birds. Susan was wearing a green shirt with a white unicorn that had a purple mane and tail and was surrounded by diamonds. "Is...is tha-...is that what I think it is?" Johnny said between outbursts of laughter. "You..you two watch My Little Pony!?" Dukey deadpanned and ignored Johnny as he flipped back to the show, then shook his head when he looked at the girls. "Fluttershy and Rarity...really you two? Everyone knows Applejack is best pony." Silence filled the room as Johnny's, Susan's, and Mary's mouths all dropped in shock. "YOU ARE A BRONY?!" They exclaimed in unison, the vibration from the shout nearly breaking the window. "Eeyup, I am sugarcube." Dukey said in an Applejack-like manor, "have been fo' awhile now, and aft'ah all, she has a pet dog." "That doesn't make her best pony, keep in mind Fluttershy trends to all the forest animals." Mary said fuming. "Oh come on, Rarity knows the finer tastes like fashion." Susan added, this sparked an hour long fued between the three of them. Johnny decided that it was best to stay out of the fight for two very justifiable reasons. The first was he knew notions about the show and the second being he felt like the show was for girls. He could have simply get up and left but didn't due to seeing the fight as entertaining, decided to stay. After awhile though he grew tired of their ranting and had enough. "You know there is a way to settle this.." Johnny said getting in between the three very pissed off debaters. "WHAT!?" Susan, Mary, and Dukey said in unison, venting their anger by giving him an angry glare. "Build some kind of dohicky that will turn you into them and fight it out. While you were busy bickering, the hour long special went off. I am sure Dukey will have fun as a mare, so while you three are fighting I'm going to go play the new game I got...have fun.." Johnny said chuckleing as he walked out the room and shutting the door behind him. "Ok...new plan," Dukey said a little steamed, now more at Johnny than the sisters. "he says I am gonna have fun as a mare huh? I say we give him a taste of his own medicine." "Not to mention he laughed at us for liking the show..." Mary added already trying to think of ways to get even. "He likes sports, so let's build the machine and use him as a test dummy, and I know just the mare to make him into." Susan finished with a chuckle as they got to work. -few hours later- Most of the rest of the day Johnny kept himself busy by playing the new Smash Badger game his dad got him for his birthday. He was on his last life and on the final boss and was charging up his finishing combo when Dukey came barging through the door, making Johnny lose the game by getting distracted. "What do you want dog?" Johnny asked a little ticked, unhappy that he was so close to winning only for it to be taken away. Dukey shrugged as if nothing had happened. "Oh nothing much, it is just that Susan and Mary wanted me to get you back to the lab. They said they iust finished that hoverboard you wanted." Johnny failed to notice the sly smile on Dukey's face as he bolted out the door. "BEST. BIRTHDAY. EVER! Johnny said as he jumped down the stairs, he had been asking for over a year but it kept getting delayed. The suddenness of getting it raised a mental alarm, but he was getting a hover board so he didn't care. "Johnathan, Johnathan, Johnathan..." Dukey said with a dark chuckle when Johnny was out of earshot, "you will get the hoverboard, but something tells me you won't be needing it shortly." He finished as he went out of the bedroom and headed for the lab. Meanwhile, Johnny had just entered it. "Dukey said you got my hoverboard, is that true sisters?" Johnny asked as when he walked over to the. "Indeed so," Susan said as she and Mary pulled it out from behind their backs. "Happy Belated Birthday." Johnny's eyes went large as he saw it, it was identical to the design on his shirt, but had 3 cyan lightnig bolts going into the biohazard logo. "Wow, thanks guys," He said as he spotted something out of the corner of his eye. "hey what is that thing?" He walked over to a large object covered by a tarp and pulled back the cover. Underneath was a machine pained solid black with a red lightning bolt down the middle. A mischievous look now adorned Susan's face. "That is the Ponymatic2000... It is what is going to turn me, Dukey, and Mary into ponies for the fight if we were having it.... Although I am curious, do you like speed Johnny?" Johnny looked confused, he knew she was aware of his likes and dislikes, and he nearly didn't answer until it hit him that she might have been exposed to something and developed a wired form of memory loss. "Of course I do, why you ask?" "You will see why..." Mary said as she turned on the control panel and openned the module as Dukey snuck up behind Johnny and shoved him in, causing the door to automatically shut. "What the?" Johnny's voice was panicked as he started beating on the door. "Let me out of here now!" "You are gonna have fun...Dash." Susan said as Mary flipped the switch, lighting up the inside of the machine and zapping Johnny with electricity. When it died down, the door opened and he came out normal. "I am normal, so the machine didn't wor-" Johnny stopped as he started screaming, his body feeling like it was on fire from the inside out. He suddenly grew a bit, making his clothes shred as cyan fur covered his body. A loud snap was heard as his spine shifted, making him quadpedial as a rainbow tail erupted from his tailbone and his hair grew and changed to match the tail. The screams hightened in pitch as his Adam's apple disappeared and his vocal cords became feminine. His fingers shrunk into his palm as it changed into a hoof and his feet became hooves as well. His muscles, skeletal system, and body fat all changed, giving him a rounded but sleek look as his face pushed out into a rounded muzzle. His eyes grew in size and changed color, becoming magenta. His back arched as a pair of strong wings erupted from his back and a tri-colored lightning bolt appeared on his flanks. Then the final phase began, he started vomiting as his boyhood receded inside him, his organs shifted to make room for her new ovaries as her vagina formed on her rear above the butthole. A few minutes later, the new pegasus finally spoke. "Sisters...wha-...what have you done to me?" Was all the mare could say before she passed out from the physical drain she just experienced. > Chapter 2 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Ok...we are not going to change ourselves unless we have to." Dukey said a little shaken as he, Susan, and Mary stared at the passed out pegasus in front of them. "that was almost too much to handle." "Same here..." Both Susan and Mary said in unison as they started cleaning up the vomit off the floor and out of Johnny's coat, which was just as hard to do as it sounds. After a few hours, everything was clean and Johnny's coat was shining. They found themselves feeling guilty for what they had done, but then they heard the words they did not want to hear. "GIRLS! JOHNNY! DINNER IS READY!" They heard their dad call from downstairs, making them turn pale and their blood run ice cold. "We lost track of time, I had no idea it was this late..." Susan slowly said as fear seeped into her tone. "Yeah," Mary said a little panicked. "now we got to not only make up a lie about why Johnny will not join us for dinner, we got to keep him..well..her..from coming downstairs." "Dash is a sound sleeper on the show remember? She will not wake up for awhile." Dukey said reassuring the girls as he dropped onto all fours and they walked into the dining room. "Where is Johnny?" Their dad asked as the girls took their seats and Dukey laid down under the table acting completely innocent. "Oh..um..." Mary started to say, but looked to Susan for a save. "He is not feeling well, so he is sound asleep." Susan said calmly with a slight chuckle, hoping that their dad would believe the lie. At first it worked, his features relaxed and resumed eating. Unfortunately for the girls, Fate was in an especially pissod off mood after losing a fight to Destiny, so she promptly decided to blow their whole cover story apart. "That is the understatement of the century..." A voice from the doorway said making Susan and Mary fall out of their chairs and Dukey run out the backdoor in fear. The girls and their parents looked at the doorway and there stood Johnny. "I just woke up, you have a lot of explaining to do sisters...and I hope that is a meatless meatloaf dad because I’m famished." The cyan mare finished as she entered the room and stood with a crossed look on her face, the glare she was giving her sisters made the older siblings shiver. "Johnny, is that really you? Why do you...why do you look like...Rain...Rainbow Dash?" Her mom asked shakily, still trying to grasp that fact what she was seeing was real. "That's now my name, don't wear it it out." Johnny said in a slow sad tone. “"As far as the reason why I look like her is because gee, I don't know, maybe it is because of the fact I just experienced a very painful and forced transformation so now I NOW AM HER!" She then slumped to the floor and used her forehooves to cover her face as she started crying uncontrollably, the whole scene being uncomfortable to watch and no one knew exactly how to tackle this problem. "Why did you do this girls?" Their dad asked in a tone that was a mix of seriousness and anger. Susan and Mary then spent the next 25 minutes explaining the events that took place that morning, leaving Dukey out of the explanation of course. "You both are not allowed to leave the house for any reason besides school for the next two weeks.” Mr. Test said when the girls finished explaining. “In addition, me and your mom will take the next two weeks off to keep round-the-clock supervision on you and no Gil or lab privileges either during that time...at all..." "Oh really?" Johnny said as she jumped up off the floor and landed on all four hooves as her wings flared in anger, startling all in the room. "What about me then huh? If you do that I am going to be stuck as a mare for at least that long before they can even get to work on a solution. I know you are mad dad but don't give me the short end of the shaft in this deal...” "Actually...we have a bigger problem..” Mary sadly said, hesitation and nervousness in her voice. “we ran a sample of her DNA when she was knocked out. There is no guarantee that when, or if, we are able to find a way to reverse it that she will be 100% normal. The chances of that are 1 in 1,732,908 due to the species change in addition to the fact her swapped gender. I know we have done similar things in the past, but for some reason this is the outlier, and we ran the numbers 10 times just to be sure." "So you mean..." Johnny asked as her eyes went wide and her ears went flat, her mood instantly hitting rock bottom. Mary nodded. "Yeah...there is that chance...Dash...I am so sorry..." "Same here..." Susan added feeling guilt ridden. Johnny snapped, lunging and pinning Mary to the floor. "SORRY DON'T BUCKING CUT IT! NOT TO MENTION I HAD A DATE WITH JILLIAN TODAY, HOW THE BUCK IS SHE GONNA HANDLE THIS?!" "It is gonna to be awkward but then again you are dating an alien." Jillian said as she entered the room, Dukey right behind her. "Sorry if I am early but if I didn't come now daddy was gonna make me stay home. Let me guess Johnny, your sisters did this since you mocked them for liking MLP? In my opinion they were actually nice, if they really wanted to be cruel they could have made you Gilda or somepony that everyone hates like Lightning Dust. How about the four of us and Dukey go watch a few clips so you can see my point?" "What about the fact I am a mare?" Johnny asked as Jillian leaned in close. "Truth be told I am bi...know what that means?" Jillian replied in a low tone to where only Johnny could hear, a comforting smile on her face. Before Johnny could say anything else, Jillian planted a kiss on the forehead, making Johnny blush a deep red as her wings suddenly unfolded and stretched stiff. "Huh, so wingboners are legit..." Jillian, Dukey, Susan, and Mary thought to themselves with a straight face as they went went to the lab. After a few clips, Johnny understood why Jillian made that remark about Gilda and Lightning Dust, actually building a hatred towards the two. This went on for a little while, with each taking turns as to what to pick, but the next thing Jillian chose made the Test girls and Dukey scared. "Ok Jillian, it is your turn again," Johnny stated a little depressed, "what shall we do now?" "Calm down Dash,” Jillian said scratching behind Johnny’s ear, making the pegasus purr. “how about we watch a full episode this time?" "Ok, what shall it be? Applebuck Season, Party of One, A Royal Problem, Lesson Zero, Nightmare Moon, or Return of the Elements of Harmony?" Susan asked pulling up the episode database. "None of them...I choose Sonic Rainboom" Jillian smirked as the Test sisters paled, getting the reaction she intended to get. Johnny's ears perked up a little. "Now that title sounds 20% cooler, what is it about?" Silence filled the room and the other's mouths dropped. "What did you just say?" Mary asked in shock. "You are really gonna make me repeat myself?” Johnny said with an eyeroll. “ I said that title sounds 20% cooler, why, something wrong?" "That is Dash's catchphrase on the show Johnny...it seems the longer that you are in that form the more like her you become." Dukey said in a flat tone, but Johnny started freaking out. "Say wwwwwhhhhAAATTT?! Ok, this is bad, my sisters said there is a slim chance I will be turned back 100% normal, and now on top of that I am now starting to sound like Dash in my phrasing. Wait, in one of those clips Dash was asleep on a cloud...I wonder..." Johnny glanced up at the skylight, Jillian figured what was about to happen and ran to the wall and hit the button to open it. As soon as it opened, Johnny took off into the sky. It was dusk, the sun was setting on the horizon and a slight breeze was blowing and a few clouds were scattered across the sky, Johnny went to the nearest one and laid down. She was cautious at first, but when it stayed solid under her hooves she landed and laid down. "You know, this might not actually be that bad. I still got Jillian, I can now fly, and now this? I am gonna miss having fingers but I will adjust since I'm gonna be like this for awhile. Man this cloud is comfy..." With that throught, Johnny drifted off into a deep sleep resting in the moonlight’s embrace. > Chapter 3 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~Meanwhile down in the lab~ "I think she has had it for the day...she is liable to sleep until noon..." Susan said looking up out the skylight at the cloud Johnny had landed on. After a few minutes observing just to make sure the Pegasus was in fact asleep, she turned her attention to the pegasus' girlfriend. "Now Jillian I have to ask, were you out of your mind suggesting that episode? She has the potential to level over half the city with a Sonic Rainboom. Not to mention she would be the most wanted thing on the planet, the government would want to probably dissect her, or even worse...they would want her as a military WMD. If other countries found out about her it would be WWIII OVER HER!" "Like you suggesting Lesson Zero was a better idea?" Jillian said a little ticked off as she crossed her arms. "Dash leveled Applejack's old barn with that Sonic Rainnuke remember? Besides, I was gonna suggest Read It and Weep as the next one, but decided to get even for permanently turning my boyfriend into my marefriend. Yes, you had the right to be upset, but to go as far as you did was overkill." Dukey decided to throw his two cents in to try and avoid an argument springing up. "To be fair, making the machine was Johnny's idea. Also, the girls had no idea that the chance to turn him back to normal would be such anastronomical long shot. Both sides are at fault, so how about everyone apologize and move on?" "Good idea," Jillian said with a nod of agreement. "Sorry about the way I acted." "I am sorry as well..." Susan's apology was muffled due to her hands covering her face. "and how could I forget about the Rainnuke, I am such an idiot." Mary put a hand on her sister's shoulder. "Let it go sister, to be honest I had forgotten about it as well until Jillian mentioned it." A crash was heard, and when the sisters looked at the source, it was Jillian digging through a bin of discarded inventions. "What exactly are you looking for Jillian? Me and Susan know where everything in here is...for the most part anyway." "I was looking to see if you had a spare jetpack..." Jillian said as she accidently knocking an open beaker into a potted plant, which then grew a smiley face and used its roots to walk off. "We have one in the locker." Mary said while pointing at it. "May I ask why you need it? Jillian walked over to the locker and grabbed the jetpack and strapped herself in. "Simple really, I am going for a flight...with my marefriend..." At that she hit the on buttons and too k off through the skylight. It was now completely dark, except for the soft slow of the full moon overhead. It wasn't hard finding Johnny, even with the moon being partially blocked by a few stray cumulus clouds, the pegasus was the only shadow on a cloud anywhere. Jillian slowly and silently flew up Johnny, gazing at the sleeping mare. The availible moonlight made Johnny's coat glisten and illuminated her mane and tail. "Hey Johnny, wake up..." Jillian said as she gently nudged Johnny enough to cause her to stir "Jillian? How? Your aren't a pegasus so how could you-" She cut herself when she got fully awake and noticed what was on Jillian's back. "Jetpack?" "Jetpack," Jillian nodded before turning around and looking towards town. "Now come on you little filly, let's go for a flight" "HEY! I AM NOT A LITTLE FILLY, I AM A FULL GROWN MARE!" Even in the dim light she could see the look on Jillian's face, a raised eyebrow and a smug grin. "What?" "What was that you just said Johnny," Jillian's smug look continued as she talked. "or should I say...Rainbow? Also, I have to know what do you prefer, stallions or mares?" "Mares silly." Johnny blinked a few times and then realized what she said just uttered, making her curl up in a ball. "Wait...did I just..." "Yes you did Rainbow, and no, you are not fully grown. The Mane 6 on the show are all about 16 years old, you still got a little growing left to do. Truth be told, since you still like mares, I am tempted to enter that machine and become Spitfire or Fluttershy since they are both pegasi. Twi is a bookworm, and I can't be Pinkie, Rarity, or Applejack since they do not have wings." Johnny shook her head. "The transformation is painful though, it is gonna be rough. Also, just because they don't have wings doesn't mean you can't choose them." "True, but I have one advantage when it comes to the change, I am already female." Jillian said as she took off. "Oh.." Johnny said as she spread her wings, "It...is...on..." She took off from the cloud, and covered the distance Jillian had put on her in less than 5 seconds, in fact, she had to slow down just to let Jillian keep up. After flying all over town, they landed on a random rooftop on one of the tallest buildings in town. "Well, that was fun Johnny, but it is 11:45 already..." Jillian sadly sighed as she looked at her watch. "I need to be home in 15 minutes." "Why don't you call me by my...new name..." Johnny said with a sad sigh, almost in surrender before a bit of boastfulness took over. "and I am the fastest pegasus and you only live 5 minutes from my house...walking. So, time to fly." They both took off and landed in the lab, 5 minutes later, they were at Jillian's house. "Well tonight was fun," Jillian said a bit out of breath from running. "although it was nothing like we originally planned, I still had a fun date Rainbow." "Same here Jillian..." Rainbow said as her and Jillian kissed. In a true movie or novel-like moment, the front door opened, making the mare jump. "Hey Jillian, did you enjoy your-" Darth Vegan's eyes looked like saucers when he glanced at Johnny, rubbing them multiple times. "I must be seeing things, where is Johnny? He was supposed to bring you home, all I see is you and...Rainbow Dash? I must be drunk..." "Hi Dark Vegan..." Rainbow slowly said, her eyes firmly locked at the ground. "What the-" Darth Vegan's face plat then dropped down, making his voice deeper. "HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!?" "We have fought in the past...and am dating your daughter." Rainbow dryly replied, although she would never admit it, in this moment Rainbow was so scared and nervous she nearly wet herself. "Johnny? Is that really you?" Darth asked with a sad tone in his voice as his plate went back up into his helment. All Dash did was nod her head and started shedding a few tears as Jillian comforted her. "Why don't you both come inside? Jillian, I am gonna let you stay up until after Joh-...I mean..Dash leaves. Speaking of, what happened Johnny, and do you want some vegetables?" "Yeas please...some carrots would be nice..." They went into the kitchen where Johnny ate 2 dozen carrots, skin and all, while explaining what had happened. For once in his life, Darth Vegan actually pitted his long-sworn enemy. "I feel sorry for you...really I do...that was just wrong. As far as your relationship with my daughter, well, let's keep it between ourselves. I know she is bi and from the scene I opened the door to, I can tell you both still deeply love each other." "Thank you so much!" Rainbow said as Jillian's mouth dropped. "How did you know I was bi?" The former princess of her planet said still in a slight state of shock. "Clear your internet history of clop next time..." He said with a slight smile and winked at Johnny. She took the hint and immediately blushed red and got a slight wingboner, causing Darth to laugh when Jillian joined the blush as he used his powers to get a bag of carrots. "Here Dash, take these carrots, my treat. Any veggies you want, you are more than welcome to have since Equines are herbivores. You need to be getting home soon, it is almost 1:30am." Rainbow nodded and grabbed the bag in her mouth, muttering "Thanks again" before going home. After he left, Jillian went to lay across her bed, reaching behind a pillow and pulling out her prized Rainbow Dash plush, the first one she had ever been given and her dad "somehow" convinced the V.A. to autograph.. "Sleep tight my little Dashie...I love you..." Jillian said outloud while snuggling the plush close. "...and now I actually have you..." With that a small smile crossed her face as sleep took over for a peaceful night's rest. > Chapter 4 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- After a few hours sleep, Jillian woke up at sunrise slightly confused. "It is only sunrise...why am I up this early..." She thought still half asleep as she stretched before making her way over to the window. There were a few clouds, but one off in the distance looked like it was coming her way with a faint blue spot on it. "Johnny? That is unlike him to be up at this hour, well then again, he is now a she...and Rainbow Dash at that." The former princess muttered to herself as the cloud got closer. She knew good and well that when Dash wasn't the laziest pony on all of Eques, she took great pride in her work. A few minutes later, Dash reached the bedroom window and parked the cloud just outside it. "Goodmorning Jules," The cyan mare said with a smile on her face. "you are up awfully early." "Same goes for you Dash." The girl smuggly replied with a slight grin, knowing that would get under the prismatic pegasus' coat. "Yeah well," Rainbow rubbed the back of her neck with a hoof, an action she was getting more accustomed to doing. "I wanted to sleep in but for some reason I just felt the urge to get up and clear away the clouds" "How fast did you clear them in Dash?" Jillian knew she was playing with ego, a skill she was the master of. "Considering this was your first time attempting it, it must have taken you at least an hour." "Are you kidding me?" Rainbow slightly snarled, a slight unfurling of her wings showing she was offended. "I cleared it in 10 seconds flat, I have just been on cruise control watching the sunrise." Jillian chuckled. "10 seconds flat huh? Sounds to me like you really are becoming more like her Johnny." At that all the shine seemed to disappear from the pegasus' eyes as a darker look, defeat, took hold. "I know Jules, I can tell...and to be honest I have quit trying to fight it, this is who I now am." Jillian was shocked to the point she nearly fell to the floor, managing to catch herself on the windowsill as she recovered. "What are you saying Johnny? If your sisters come up with a way to reverse this you might not do it? If you choose to stay like this I wont love you any less...my Dashie." "Thanks Jules, and yeah, I might not. Being able to fly is pretty cool afterall, and clouds are so soft." Rainbow chuckled, a slight blush forming at the tone Jillian used when she had been called Dashie. "Ok, if you say so but you seem to be forgetting something..." Jillian felt it awkward to discuss the next topic, but felt she better get it over with sooner rather than later. "what gender are you?" Rainbow deadpanned. "I am a mare pegasus silly, you know that." "Exactly, a MARE pegasus, which is female. What happens to mares every year? I know that you know the answer since we had that EQUESTRIAN class together." Jillian smuggly said, had it been any other situation she would have laughed at the irony, but she knew better. Rainbow's eyes went wide in a mixed of realization and fear. "Oh bucking dammit...I guess I got to get used to having an estrus week huh?" Jillian rubbed her fingers through Dash's mane, a gesture she knew would calm her marefriend. "Yea, but anyways, it is almost 9am now... we have been chatting for 2 hours. Daddy will be up soon, I think you should go home for a bit and rest. Once I eat breakfast I will come over and talk more." Rainbow gave a small nod in understanding. "Good idea, I will see you at somepoint, love you Jules." "Love ya too Dash." Jillian said as they kissed. When the kiss broke, the pegasus flew towards her house and left Jillian feeling good. "You could have invited her for breakfast you know..." Dark Vegan said as he opened the door and walked in the room, making his daughter spin around in place and freeze like a deer in headlights. "Don't worry, I wasn't evesdropping, I just caught that last little bit since I was coming to let you know breakfast was ready and did not want to ruin the moment like last night. She is welcome here anytime, now go wash up, I made veggie bacon and toast with blueberry jam." "Ok dad, I will tell her in a bit when I go see her." Jillian said as she washed up then went ate breakfast. Even with her having toast-related meals since her father discovered the treat, for inc edge was not complaining. She ate with a content hum as she imagined her and Dash later on in their relationship, particularly one day with both of them in dresses going down the aisle. Her race was against same-sex relationships, but she didn't care. For all she was concerned, she was a citizen of Porkbelly and had the results to prove it. Meanwhile, Rainbow had made it home and parked her cloud above the house. It was low enough to where if she sleep fell off the cloud, she would land with no harm onto the matters positioned below the skylight. Even with a safe falling distance, the cloud was still high enough not to raise suspicion,and she fell asleep soon afterwards. She was ripped out of dreamland late in the afternoon by the sound of the neighborhood residents, even the adults, screaming at the top of their lungs. "What the buck is going on for the adults to be screaming...I need my nap to keep my rainbow mane shiny dammit" She mentally ranted as she looked over the edge of her cloud and saw things being zapped into cats. "Oh great...Mr. Mittens...not in the mood to deal with him...I will deal with this later..." She said as she turned back over and started to doze off until Mittens started taunting. "Oh Johnathan, come out come out wherever you are! I think you will surrender once you see what I got planned." Just then Dukey and the girls ran out the house as Mittens fired a beam at them, turning them into cats like he had countless times before. Rainbow decided to have a little fun, moving the cloud above Mr. Mittens' head and started jumping on it. The cloud darkened a bit and started to drizzle, catching the cat off guard. "What the!? Pass me my umbrella Albert!" The feline villain said as an older gentleman in a butler outfit showed up. "Here you are sir." Albert said handing it over. "Thank you Albert." As soon as Mittens opened the umbrella, the rain stopped as Rainbow started to silently snicker, but the crazed cat was having nothing of it.. "Ok, the jig is up, I am mad..." The cat said as he turned up his blaster aimed it at Jilllian's bedroom. The girl was sitting in front the window getting her shoes on, listening to music,and was unaware of the threat. Like a raindrop shattering the tranquility of a calm pond, something snapped inside Dash's mind. She felt pure rage build in her as faint images entered her head, ones of a dimly lit room with a vast and menacing machine in it. In the mental image Mr. Mittens was being lowered into it with her watching and chuckling. She quickly flew into the lab, and got a spare lab coat, her wings ripping through the fabric allowing full movement. Flying back outside, she landed in front of Mr. Mittens. "Hey furball, don't you bucking DARE do that! I am giving you 10 seconds to change everyone back or pay the price." "Just who are you exactly? Do you know Johnathan for you to call me "furball"?" The confused cat asked. He was no idiot, he knew a pissed off female when he saw one; and right now he was directly in the damage path of one. The mare sighed. "It is me Mittens...but I no longer go by that name, name's Rainbow...Rainbow Dash, and I can be your worst nightmare. So surrender or...well, I hope you still got all nine lives..." "10...9...8...7..." Rainbow said with a deep growl, clearly pissed off, and lowered into a takeoff stance as Mittens bust into laugher, evident that he saw the countdown as a joke. "That sounds like a girls name! This is sad even for you, too bad you are about to lose those wings" Mittens said when the laughter was out his system. "6...5...4...3...2..." "Game over Johnathan...I win." Mittians said as he cranked his ray gun to the max setting and aimed it at the mare. "1..." The moment Mittens squeezed the trigger Dash took off, barely missing the beam. Every shot that was fired didn't matter, Rainbow dodged each one as she got closer to the feline. She then increased her speed and did a full 360-degree spin in midair, delivering a roundhouse to the jaw. The force completely fractured it and dislodged several teeth. He didn't have time to recover as Rainbow tackled him, pinning him to the ground with her hooves positioned to where he could not get up. "You gonna change everyone back or do it need to continue beating you up?" Rainbow said as she pushed her left hoof down on Mittens' right arm, slowly increasing the pressure. Mittens nodded and started to whimper as his foe released him. Barely able to stand and knowing the angry mare could kill him in a heartbeat, he quickly changed everyone back to normal before limping down the street since Albert had bolted on him. The other residents, clearly scared and confused, ran inside their houses and locked their doors. "Nopony messes with my family or girlfriend..." Rainbow said as her anger quelled and the others ran up to him. "I think it is safe to say you have fully become Rainbow Dash." Dukey said a little scared but saw a look of pure horror on the mare's muzzle. "What have I done?..." Rainbow whispered, a state of shock setting in as she reflected on her actions. "Come to the lab Johnny, we will explain there. Yes, you are the Element of Loyalty and that was showing, but there might be more to it than meets the eye." Susan said in a nervous tone. All Dash could do was nod as they worked their way into the lab. When they got there, Mary turned on the computer, opened Google and put two words into the search engine and opened the first link, which was to a highly popular MLP story site. The name of the story displayed made Dash gulp... "Rainbow Factory/u]" > Chapter 5 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Oh...my...God..." The world crashed down on Rainbow as she finished reading the story on the screen. That is what she had seen in her mind's eye during her battle with Mr. Mittens. The Rainbow Factory...The Pegasus Device.... The story was done in chilling detail, the Device being described just as how she had seen it, and Mittens being suspended in the same way poor Scootaloo had been at the end of the story. Part of her was horrified such a thing was even real, but another part of her was proud she held such a status. All her life she had been seen as "the third Test kid", or "a complete screw up", but worse of all was the fact she was her sister's lab rat..."Subject Zero". Now she knew she held a high status, one very few ponies had held or ever will. She was adored by fillies, colts, and adults for her great achievements as a protector while hiding the cold hard truth behind a mask of innocence. Her sister's had held the spotlight for being geniuses, now it was her turn to take what was her's. "Something wrong?" Susan said while scratching one of Rainbow's ears, trying to calm the shaking mare. "You do realize that none of that is canon right? It was all made up by someone." "No...it is real..." Rainbow said as she curled up on the floor. She was still shaking, but it was not from fear, it was from the ongoing internal conflict that was raging in her brain. She was still wearing the lab coat from the fight, but she did not feel like taking it off because it was like a security blanket wrapped around her. Between that and Susan's scratching, the shaking stopped and the mental storm deminshed, but she was still curled up when Jillian arrived an hour later. "What happened to Dash?" Jillian asked as she ran over and started hugging her marefriend, a thousand different possibilities running though her mind. "They...they did nothing, please don't be mad at them." Rainbow said in a low tone, barely above a whisper as she nuzzled underneath Jillian's chin. "They just had me read Rainbow Factory and-" Jillian got furious, and got even moreso when she saw it was still on the screen. "You let her read WHAT!? No wonder she is so skittish, she is probably terrified that fic even exists!" She jumped up into a fighting stance, ready to brawl, but Rainbow got between Jillian and her sisters. "Jillian calm down...please, and it is not a creepypasta..." Johnny said lowering her head, a part of her brain reveled and wanted to keep her mouth shut but it lost. "What do you mean Dash?" Jillian asked a little confused. "The writers on that site, for the most part, post the stories as a hobby and to give others joy." "The Rainbow Factory and Pegasus Device are both real..." Rainbow's tone was dry, a shiver coursed through her. "It happened during my fight with Mittens earlier, after he pointed his blaster at your window I snapped. Pure fury entered me and I imagined dropping him into the Pegasus Device with me stading there laughing. Next thing I know the fight is over, everything is returned to normal, the streets are deserted and Mittens is slowly limping away." There was silence in the lab for what seemed like forever until Dukey finally spoke. "I think that fight with Mittens pushed Johnny over the line so to speak. As I said earlier, Johnny has now fully become Rainbow Dash with his memories in addition to her own. You said it yourself Johnny, you might not remember due to mentally blacking out in anger but when Mittens called you Johnathan you said "it is me, but I no longer go by that name, my name is Rainbow...Rainbow Dash and I can be your worse nightmare." The fact you remember the Rainbow Factory and Pegasus Device BEFORE we showed you the creepypasta confirms my theory...Rainbow." Johnny deadpanned. "Did I really say that?" Susan and Mary nodded their heads to confirm what Dukey said. "Not to mention what you told me this morning about how if your sisters found a way to reverse this you might not take it. You even told me you have quit fighting it." Jillian added, making the sisters' jaws drop. "I guess I have then..." Johnny said as a knock was heard and the automatic door opened. A short slightly-overweight boy wearing all white clothes that were blinded out came in with a few gifts. The fact the gifts were a stallion, a large box of chocolates, and a bouquet of roses showed he was trying to be a cliché romantic but failed badly at the attempt. "Susan Test, I hope this time you are pleased enough to finally go out with me" The boy said as he handed the flowers and chocolate to Susan, who had a disgusted look on her face. "Say who got you the Rainbow Dash animatronic? and where is Johnny, he normally keeps me from getting this close to you." "Hi Eugene," Rainbow said starting to trot over but froze when she saw the lookin the bigger horse's eyes. "wait, is that a mare or stallion?" "My name is Bling Bling Boy dang it...wait, Johnny?" Bling Bling Boy was about to ask how this could have happened, but considering Johnny was his sisters' test subject he was not surprised. "and it is a stall-...oh my..." He said a little scared as the stallion fully locked on Rainbow. The pegasus' pupils shrank to pinpoints as the larger horse started to slowly walk towards her. Figuring what was gonna happen, she spread her wings and took off out of the skylight and laid on a cloud until the stallion was out of the lab, then she reentered and gave BBB a glare. "You really don't know when to quit do you?..." Rainbow felt the darkness rise in her, and she decided to put his Susan's stalker in his place. "It is always the same bucking routine over and over again, you come here with some kind of gift to impress my sister and she keeps turning you down. Get it through your oversized fatflank skull you will NEVER get her. I am the Element of Loyalty, and I can tell you right now she has none towards you so GET OVER YOUR CRUSH AND GET A LIFE! IF WE WERE IN EQUESTRIA AND YOU WERE A PEGASUS YOU WOULD FAIL YOUR FLIGHT EXAM SINCE YOU ARE A PATHETIC FAILURE! I WOULD PERSONALLY MAKE SURE YOU WOULD NOT BE PUT IN THE PEGASUS DEVICE BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE THE EASY WAY OUT FOR YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT!" "Dang...that...that was a low blow...I really don't know what to say to that," Bling Bling Boy said as he gathered his remaining gifts up and started to walk out the door. "have a good one guys..." He walked out sulking as the door shut behind him. Rainbow saw BBB heading down the sidewalk and went with the parting shot. "Yeah that's right now go crawl back to your volcano lair and cry yourself t-" Before she could finish, Jillian yanked her back by the fluff on the mare's neck. "That is enough Dash..." Jillian said in a low tone while doing the best nuzzle she could muster. "Stupid hormonal swings..." Rainbow muttered to herself. Since she was rudely awoken from her nap she had felt different, she had felt like having a fever without actually having one. Her marehood felt the hottest, as if was on fire, and deep in her she ached from feeling empty. "Wait that means...um...Dash, I think you are about to go into heat..." Susan and Mary said at the same time. "Oh my..." Rainbow said with her voice quivering a bit. Even with the talk she and Jillian had about this very topic, it still felt wierd to actually be experiencing it, let alone so soon after her transformation. "Now I get to have some quality fun, even though we aren't married...every brony can burn in envy since I am going to pleasure the one and only Rainbow Dash."Jillian thought to herself, her face twisted into a smirk and the fire's of lust burned in her eyes as she looked to the suffering mare, who didn't know what to think with all the signals her body was giving her. "I know that look Jillian," Dukey said breaking the awkward silence that had fallen on the group. "are you seriously thinking what I think you are?" Jillian blushed crimson. "Uhh..." "You seriously think two were gonna clop? Good luck not letting your parents know if you do decide to go through with the deed." Dukey said pointing out the obvious danger involved. Beastiality was frowned upon and illegal. but Rainbow was a unique case since she was sapient, which mean she could give or refuse consent. The fact Rainbow's wings were flared and her cheeks were a rose shade of pink showed she was thinking the same thing as Jillian. "By the way Dash, daddy said you can come over anytime." Jillian said pulling Rainbow in for a kiss. "I plan on it Jules..." Rainbow said breaking the kiss for a breath of air. "How about we head to the shed for some privacy?" Jillian nodded. "Oh I like that plan, let's go Dashie." "As I said," Dukey said with a smirk then winked. "good luck sugercubes." "Thanks AJ." Jillian and Rainbow said as they made their way towards the secret escpe hatch that led out into the backyard. Jillian kissed Johnny as the pegasus used her right wing to hit the button and off they went as they dropped through the floor. > Chapter 6 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- After a short trip through the escape chute, Johnny and Jillian landed in the backyard. Everything was just as it should be, and after a quick glance around, realized that they were alone. With no neighbors in sight, and not wanting to risk being spotted, both looked for the closest spot to have Jillian help Rainbow out. "Let's go to the shed," Rainbow said while running in a full gallop, a bit of pain in her tone. “that should give us enough privacy for you to do what you need to.” "Good idea" Jillian replied as they opened the shed door and locked it behind them. A few minutes later, Johnny's parents, who had went to the store after the girls went upstairs, had just returned home. "Did you really have to buy that new hacksaw dear?" Johnny's mom asked. She had been hesitant on the purchase to begin with, but during the course of her marriage she had learned to not argue on her husband’s instant buys. "Yeah I did since the other one got broke last week trimming the tree." Mr. Test replied as they entered the kitchen to put the groceries away "Once I put it in the shed I will come back to start dinner, at least the clerk didn't question why we bought all these veggies, I am not good at lying on the spot but anyways I will be right back." He started to walk out the door but Mary had overheard what just went down. "He got a hacksaw… and Johnny is Dash… and considering what them two girls are doing, that will traumatize them… " She muttered to herself before walking into the room. "Hey dad, how about I run it out there instead so you can get a jumpstart on dinner? I was coming for something to drink and overheard you talking to mom." "Lovely idea Mary," Mr. Test said as he handed her the hacksaw and came back in. "and thank you for offering." "No problem dad, love you." Mary said as she walked outside. "That was too damn close.." She said out loud as she reached the shed. Figuring it was locked, she knocked a few times and then whispered to where only the two could hear, but unsure of what to expect. "Rainbow, Jillian, it is me Mary. I hate to interrupt your clop session but mom and dad just got home and dad gave me something to put in the shed. I suggest you open up to not raise suspicion." There was a brief silence before she heard the door unlock. When she entered she was shocked, the two were glowing a bit and the floor was spotless like nothing had happened. "Um, just out of curiousity, why isn't there cum everywhere?" "Simple," Jillian said with a sly smile. "I didn't waste a drop, and it tasted good too. What was it your dad wanted you to put in here anyway?" Without saying a word Mary put the hacksaw on the table that was against the wall, making Johnny leave in a full speed gallop with a fearful look on her face. "You know Mary, I really don't blame her for that" Jillian said as the two went after Johnny back into the house. They had no idea what was going on at Area 51.1 however… "Yes sir, it is confirmed, Rainbow Dash is in Porkbelly and being housed by the Test family." A young soldier told the General. "Good, once we get her we can use her as a WMD." The General chuckled before addressing the two agents beside him. "Black, White, go get her at once or you will lose your jobs." "You got it boss!" They said as they ran out, once again trying to save themselves from the unemployment line. Meanwhile, the Tests, Dukey, Rainbow, and Jillian had just sat down down for dinner. "This is just another reason why I love coming here, it is nice to have a meal that isn't toast related." Jillian said rubbing her stomach. "I am stuffed, and I am glad you finally found a meatloaf that tastes good Mr. Test, all the failed combinations don’t mean a thing now. You never gave up and achieved your goal." "Thanks Jillian," Mr. Test said as he glanced at his blue ribbon, which proudly was displayed on the trophy case. "but you normally eat twice as much, you sure you are feeling alright?" "I feel perfectly fine, just really don't feel like eating today." Jillian said running her fingers through Rainbow’s mane, who was sitting on the floor beside her contently enjoying a salad when they heard the doorbell start ringing. "I'll get it!” Rainbow as she made her way to the door, using her teeth to turn the doorknob. When she opened the door, the smile immediately left her face and her wings and ears drooped a bit. "Mr. Black, Mr. White, I can guess why you are here... The General somehow found out about me, ordered you two to come get me and take me back to the base, or else you will lose your jobs. I am right with my guess?" The two agents were stunned, but it was Mr. White who found his voice first. "How do you know our names? and yeah, you are right with your guess." "It is me Johnny, how about you two come on in and eat? Dad made his good loaf, I will explain everything over dinner." The two looked at each other confused but walked in the house as Johnny shut the door. A short time later, Johnny had finished explaining what had happened. "Wow Johnny, I feel sorry for you, having your manhood forcibly taken like that must have been rough. Not to mention that time of year when you… you know..." Mr. Black said as he finished his serving of meatloaf, unable to finish his statement, instead choosing to shut up. "It was at first, but I have fully adjusted.” Rainbow said leaning on Jillian. “To be honest this body does have its advantages, and I have since quit complaining. I know where you were going with that remark… Before you ask, I know about estrus from biology class, in fact I’m in heat but do you see me griping?" "So you mean you and Jillian..." Mrs. Test said in pure shock. Both Jillian and Rainbow tried to hide it with a straight face, but were betrayed when they started blushing. "Can't help it… sorry mom..." Rainbow said as her wings drooped. To her surprise, her mom leaned over and gave her a hug. "I know you can't sweetie, it happens, just please tell me you cleaned up." Mrs. Test rubbed behind one of Rainbow’s ears, making the pegasus purr. “You can’t help your new biology.” "There was no mess." Jillian said with a small smile, a dream-like haze clouded her eyes as she started to replay the wonderful experience in her mind. "No wonder you didn't feel like eating." Mr. Test slowly said as his mouth caught up to his thoughts. “It must have been quite a lot to fill you.” “Oh you have no idea..” Jillian cooed, giving Rainbow a look that made the pegasus’ wings flare. “Ok, I have to address the elephant in the room,” Mr. Black said shaking his head in disbelief. “are we really discussing sex at the dinner table?” The others at the table nodded as Mrs. Test spoke up. “Trust me, this isn’t the weirdest conversation we have talked about around this old piece of oak, oh the stories it could tell… However, seeing as both Susan and Mary are in college, Dukey is an adult in human years, and Rainbow and Jillian have had sex it should be an open discussion with no awkwardness involved.” “Besides, I am an alien and Rainbow is a pegasus, so beastiality really doesn’t apply to me.” Jillian quickly added. “Although this might not be the best time to bring this up, but on my home planet, once you mate you are bonded in marriage… only exception is rape.” A cold, heavy silence fell upon the group as all eyes turned to Rainbow, who’s pupils were shrunk to pinpoints. “S-so that means…” Jillian nodded in confirmation. “Yeah, by my customs we are legally married considering what we did was consensual. Since we are on Earth we could skirt around that law, but it would mean the beastiality one coming back into effect. PSo, not trying to sound selfish or anything, I would rather go with the option that at least allows us to be together.” Mr. and Mrs. Test exuded themselves to the next room to talk everything over, and when they returned bright smiles were on their faces as Mr. Test spoke. “Jillian… me and my wife just discussed the situation, and based on the new information, it has been determined that your idea is for the best. Welcome to the Test family Jillian.” Everyone, including the two agents, then gave the alien princess a hug and congratulatory cheer. However, all good things had to come to an end, and it did when Mr. White cleared his throat. "Well this has been interesting, but if we don't come back with Joh-" Mr. White started to say but was cut off mid-sentence. "My name is Rainbow Dash now..." Rainbow coolly said with a slight glare. "Sorry..." Mr. White continued as he corrected himself. "If we don't come back with Rainbow Dash we will be fired.” "The General wants Rainbow Dash..." Rainbow said as she walked out the room and returned wearing the lab coat she had from the fight with Mr. Mittens. "Then he is gonna get Rainbow Dash..." She finished with a slight chuckle, but the tone sent a shiver down everyone's spine. "Rainbow, are you sure dear?" Jillian asked shocked. “I mean, we just got married and you are going to as a captive on your own free will?” "Indeed..." Rainbow said with as she nodded. “No need to make a bigger deal out of this than it already is, besides, I will be fine Jules.” “Promise?” Jillian asked with concern and worry plastered on her face. “Yes my dear wife…” Rainbow said as she nuzzled Jillian’s neck, giving it a brief kiss. “Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye. I Pinkie Promise on our bond that I will return to you safe and unharmed.” “Ok my dear Dashie…” Jillian sniffled as Rainbow started to trot off, but Susan stopped her. "Hang on sis, while you and Jillian were "busy", me and Mary made you this..." Susan said as she pulled a piece of black cloth out. The symbol that was on it Dash recognized, it was one that had intrigued her since her mental image of being at the Factory. At the same time, it felt like some part of her always knew what it was, and the significance behind it. "Is that..." Rainbow asked as she put a hoof on the fabric, almost like she was seeing it it was real. When she made contact, the soft pillow-like fabric sent a pleasant shiver down her spine, one of authority and power. It coursed through her like lava in a magma chamber, giving her a new air of confidence. "Yes sis it is," Susan said fully unfolding it and, after taking the other one off, secured the new one into place. “your true lab coat and it fits perfectly." "Thanks you two..." Rainbow said as she started to once again trot out the door, only this time to be stopped by her wife. "Why are you doing this though?" Jillian asked. “You promised me that you will return unharmed, but just… why?” Rainbow stopped briefly, turning to face Jillian with a smirk as she started to hum an all-to-familiar tune as she finally left with the agents. Lightbulbs turned on in everyone’s heads, and a sudden sense of dread for the General’s well being descended upon them that was thicker than pea soup. The feeling was only lifted thanks to a keen observation from Mrs. Test. "Hey Jillian, since when did you have pink highlights?" Mrs. Test asked as she pulled a few strands of the aforementioned colored hair in front of Jillian’s face so she could see them herself as everyone else looked on in shock. > Chapter 7 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was a boring drive to the base, no matter what topic Mr. Black and Mr. White brought up Rainbow would not answer, she just sat there in dead silence with her gaze fixed out the windshield. Eventually, they arrived at the gates, the guards giving Mr. Black and Mr. White a salute as they drove in. "Well, here we are Rainbow, are you sure you are wanting to do this?" Mr. Black asked as they got out of the car. Rainbow had to get help opening the door, but after she stretched she set about making sure her lab coat was unwrinkled. "Please now you two, let's be formal about this matter at hoof shall we?” Rainbow asked as she finished getting herself in order. “I want you two to address me as "Ms. Dash" when the general asks you a question about me. As for your other question, I am not going to repeat myself since I thought I made my point clear at the house." "I thought you did as well," Mr. White added as they made their way inside. "and you better watch it Ms. Dash since over half of the base wants to… err, cum inside you." "Oh really huh?" Rainbow said with the same dark chuckle she did at her house. "I Double Dash dare them too, and any who attempt it… well, I will strike them where they stand." "Bu-“ Both agents tried to get a word in edgewise, but the mare held up a hoof to silence them. "Apparently you two haven't read the creepypastas about me, oh well, too bad.” Rainbow continued, making Mr. Black and Mr. White slightly shiver at her tone.“I have to do what is best for my loyalty to my marefriend, and I believe this is the course of action to take. It was bound to happen, sooner or later, but I prefer the former over the later. You see, nopony messes with this mare and gets away with it. Mr. Mittens better be thankful, he is bucking lucky I didn't finish him off right then and there.” "Ms. Dash…” Mr. White said trying to stop the villain-like monologue. “Johnny… this isn't like you. You normally try and find ways to fix the problem, not go around purposely making it." "The old me is no longer in control now is it?” Rainbow replied with venom in her words. “I am no longer a human and I am no longer a male either for that matter. My sisters can work on finding a cure until they turn Twilight purple in their faces but you know what? I will not take it, I am not going back, know why? It is because I am no longer bound to the ground like some random blank flank failure, but instead I can take to the skies like the strong pegasus mare I am. Now both of you shut the buck up since the control room is right down the hall." Both men looked at each other in silence, shocked that the nice Johnny they knew seemed non-existent, instead replaced with a grim shadow that seemed to know nothing but hate and pain. However, the sinister grin displayed on their friend-turned-pony shook them to the core. "On another note, I want to play a prank on the General for wanting to do use me like the way he wants to, here is what I need you two to do." They agreed since it seemed like it was gonna be interesting, and neither of them wanted to turn her over to the General away. Dash stopped trotting and started to hover silently before entering the actual hallway as Black and White entered the control room. "Agent Black, Agent White, you are back sooner than I thought you would. Where is my secret WMD at?" The General asked in a stern tone. "Well, sir, it seems Ms. Dash escaped from our grasp" Mr. Black said as he started to silently snicker hearing the door softly close behind him, indicating the pegasus was in the room and lurking in the shadows like a hunter stalking its prey. "Oh really then…” The General rolled his eyes, not wanting to continue the game. “I wonder where she is at now." "She might be closer or further than you might think" Mr. White said trying to keep a straight face and hold in his laughter. "This is not the time for games,” The General barked in his “oh you are so screwed” voice. “now I told you to go get her, and since you failed you are both as of this moment-" "They are now what?" Rainbow said with her Factory chuckle, causing everyone in the room to pale and get scared. "Put on probation? Suspended? Terminated? I think that would be a bad choice on your part, considering I came here with them on my own free will..." She the stepped underneath the overhanging lamp, the faint light illuminating her silhouette. The faint light combined with her black lab coat and the dark twisted look on her face was so terrifying a few agents ran out the room. "I-I-I am th-the General here." The General said shaking in his boots trying to regain his composure. "Welcome to Area 51.1, your new home" "Dash... Factory Dash to you,”Rainbow said quoting a certain movie hero. “and you seriously think you can hold me here? Please, I have killed more failures with the Pegasus Device than I can count; you should be the one intimidated by me General and I know all about most of the agents wanting to clop with me..." Rainbow then raised her tail and put her rear up in the air to tease, setting a trap. "I Double Dash Dare any of you to try...or are you too Scootaloo err...chicken." Everyone in the room looked stunned, after a few minutes, a young man got up from his desk and made his way over to Dash with a coy smile on his face "What is your name sir?" Rainbow asked batting her eyes. "My name is Dirk,” The man replied. “I am a huge fan, and I have often dreamed of well… you know..." "Cumming in me? Well guess what Dirk..." Rainbow then flared her wings and got into a fighting stance and delivered several rapid fire strikes to his abdomen. After managing to regain his footing, he came at her with both fists swinging. Hovering up into the air, Dash missed every punch before doing the same 360 kick she did to Mittens, making Dirk briefly go through the air before landing on, then rolling off of, a table on the far end of the room and knocking him out cold. "My plot belongs to my girlfriend, any of you who are stupid enough to try something will either suffer the same consequences... or far worse..." Rainbow said glaring at the General. "Now General, what was that I heard about me being a WMD?" "You heard that huh?” The General was sweating more pullers than an Allied troop in D-Day. “Well, yeah, I was going to use you as one since you are the weather pegasus. I am sure we ca-" "Not a bucking chance in Tartarus I will agree to that. Now," Rainbow said somehow managing to grab a knife off the only table that remained standing and placing it under the General's throat, "any last words? As my dear friend Pinkamena says… your party is over." "You have beautiful eyes..." The General said closing his own eyes, preventing him from seeing the sly grin on Dash's face. "Well done General, well done indeed, so you have read my creepypastas then. now that that is over with," Rainbow said tossing down the knife, "I am gonna be honest with you, I wasn't gonna kill you. I just did that to scare the living daylights out of you and it worked. Now if you excuse me, Jillian is waiting for me, and you should know by now it is a really dumb idea to mess with the Test family." "Wait, Jillian you say? Is that you Johnny?" The General asked stunned. "Yes and no…” Rainbow said for the millionth and one time as she lowered her gaze. “Yes it is me, but also no since I am now Dash. Still wanna use me as a WMD?" The General shook his head. "Ummmm… no, I don't think so." "Smart choice, otherwise...well, you know what I am capable of so do not try me, now bye" With that Rainbow took off, creating a hole in the ceiling before heading back towards Porkbelly. > Chapter 8 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meanwhile back in Porkbelly, the girls and Dukey were up in the lab and they just got done running experiments on Jillian. The alien princess was relaxed, having already slipped back into her normal clothes instead of the hospital style robe she had to wear during the experimentation. "Ok the tests, no pun intended, are done.” Susan said while going through the paperwork that had the results on it. “It seems like your DNA has altered slightly to include a few Equestrian genes, but we can say with 99% certainty that you will not turn into a pony." "There is still 1% I do..." Jillian coldly said glaring at her. "and how is it possible for it to happen to begin with? I never went into the machine like Johnny did." "Our best hypothesis is that due to the amount of mare cum you ingested, somehow your body absorbed some of it." Mary answered in an attempt to ease the tension in the room. "When it got absorbed it went into your bloodstream and slightly altered your DNA so your body would not fight it and make you sick. Now we all know there are two ponies with a pink mane, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy, so we are about to see which personality you got from this, f you got one at all." "Go for it, I am curious myself." Jillian answered in a calm tone as she was handed a small white rabbit, carefully inspecting it. "Do you two feed this thing? It is about 2 lbs underweight, which is not healthy for its age." "Yeah we do,” Susan said taking the rabbit back from Jillian. “it is just that particular rabbit got into some metabolism booster… and that was a nod towards Fluttershy.” Mary was the next to speak up. "Ok next question, you notice a new neighbor in town, what is the first thing to cross your mind?" Jillian paused for a few minutes while the thought about her answer, nodding to herself when she came to one. "Why I would throw them a "Welcome to the Neighborhood" party, nothing big or fancy, just us with some cake and ice cream." "Definitely a Pinkie Pie answer," Susan and Many answered at the same time. "but what about the tie breaker?" "Jillian, do you really think Rainbow is gonna stay with you?” Dukey said with a smug grin. “I mean come on, you are a humanoid alien and she is a mare pegasus, I do not see that working out in the long run." Susan and Mary's mouths dropped as Jillian pounced on him, pinning him to the wall with one hand and had the other clinched in a fist ready to strike. Pure fury was in her eyes and she was practically foaming at the mouth, catching them all off guard. "SAY THAT ABOUT MY MAREFRIEND AGAIN AND NOT ONLY WILL I BASH YOUR SKULL IN, I WILL BAKE YOU INTO CUPCAKES!" Dukey just softly chuckled, the best he could anyway with Jillian threatening to squeeze all the air out his lungs. "There is the tiebreaker, I made you go Pinkamena mode, which means you got Pinkie's personality from this." "What the buck happened?” Rainbow said re entering the room from the skylight before trotting over to Jillian as she released Dukey from her vice grip. “Missed me Jules, what got you so upset?” "Hey Dashie," Jillian said kissing Dash on the muzzle. "nothing much, just lost my temper for a second. Besides, it turns out my DNA got slightly altered from your cum so now I got a bit of Pinkie Pie's personality, but it is no big deal. "Hey Johnny's sisters, have you seen Johnny bro?” Gil said as he entered the lab, making the twins swoon. “We were supposed to go skateboarding an hour ago and he hasn't shown up." "I am right here Gil..." Rainbow said from where she was standing, "but I go by Rainbow Dash now." Gil's jaw dropped. "No way… you are now THE Rainbow Dash!? This is a dream come true!" "Say what..." Everyone, even Rainbow, in the room asked while looking at him for an explanation. "Quite simple really, I am a brony and Dash is my favorite pony," Gil responded with a shrug. "is that such a crime?" "Not really considering the others in this room are as well, but long story short I made a comment that pissed off Susan, Mary, and Dukey so they build a machine and made me like this to teach me a lesson but it has backfired.” Rainbow said trotting up and offering him a hoof to shake, which he kindly accepted. “However, since I prefer this form now, I think I need to introduce myself. I am Rainbow Dash, the fastest flyer in all of Equestria and can clear the sky in 10 seconds flat, and it is always a pleasure to met a fan." "Now you are 20% cooler Johnny bro." Gil said with a small chuckle. "but hey, I have a question, think you could do a Sonic Rainboom?" "I have a faint recollection of what that is since things are slowly becoming more clearer and detailed.” Rainbow said rubbing the bottom of her muzzle. “Is that where I fly way up into the atmosphere and fly straight down and break the sound barrier at MACH 5, which doubles my speed to MACH 10 and produces a rainbow contrail behind me? I believe, if I remember correctly, it is also how I earned my cutie mark." "That is correct Johnny," Gil said as they all nodded. “or should I say Dash.” "Sure, why not, head outside and watch the skies." Rainbow said as she took off out of the skylight and the others made a mad dash for the backyard. By the time they got there, Rainbow had started her descent, quickly picking up speed as a MACH cone started to form around her. A few seconds later, there was an ear deafening *BOOM* and the familier rainbow shockwave formed as multiple windows broke, several car alarms went off, and two weak buildings collapsed from the pressure wave as the contrail showed which direction she went to break her speed. "Holy cow..." Gil said as his jaw went slack from the sight he just saw. "Smart on her part going over the desert so can can come back undetected." Jillian mentioned as they walked back inside to see the t.v. was on the news, which made her facepalm when she saw the report headline. "Crap.." "This is Hank Anchorman here standing downtown with this special update. We know Rainbow Dash as a fictional character from the girls cartoon show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" but it appears that thought was wrong and she is here on Earth. Moments ago a Sonic Rainboom, Dash's special move, was seen and heard by countless eyewitnesses.” The news reporter said before he put a finger to his ear, a messege from his boss going into his earpiece. “There are also reports of damage including two buildings on the edge of town. The government claims they were field testing a new style of B-52 bomber that was designed after Rainbow Dash and some unfortunate side effects from the blast will include some hallucinating, headaches, and the damage that was caused. This is Hank Anchorman signing off." "I wonder what Dash did to cause the military to cover up her Rainboom like that." Dukey said in disbelief as the General also gave the same explanation. "Nopony messes with Rainbow Dash, especially when her loved ones are involved." Rainbow said entering the room from the backdoor, startling the others a bit before they mentally snickered at her talking in third person. "Now I see why you asked if I liked speed before throwing me in the machine, that was fun but I am not gonna do another one so I will not get caught." "Good idea, so what are we all gonna do next?" Mary asked turning off the television. Rainbow then spoke but in a sad but serious tone. "Prepare to leave… Your original fear is about to happen, there is about to be World War III over me. I made a quick stop by Area 51.1 before coming here, I was caught by a Chinese satellite and the General's phone has been buzzing off the hook from different nations demanding I be turned over to them. Get the mobile lab ready and everything we need to head to the base at the bottom of the ocean, we leave at nightfall." > DEFCON-1 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- It took all day, but by nightfall the house and lab were completely cleaned out. Knowing that they didn't have much warning to pack, each of them grabbed only the bare essentials and leaving the rest behind as they loaded up the mobile lab for the last time. "I am so sorry about this guys,” Rainbow said as she took her seat in their makeshift get away van. “if I hadn't done that Sonic Rainboom we would be safe and not have to leave." "It is our fault really Dash, we made you into what you are." Susan said giving Rainbow a hug. “So you don't need to worry about anything.” "Yeah, by the way, before we leave we want to give you something." Mary said then pulled out a vial of, ironically, cyan liquid. "This is the antidote that will turn you back into Johnny, you have a choice, go back to the 10 year old boy we all know, or remain like this." Rainbow just looked at it for a few minutes ,like she was weighing her options, then in a quick movement she snatched the vial in her mouth and slung it to the ground. The move shattered the tube and dispersed the liquid all over the floor. "I have already said I am not going back… I appreciate it sisters but Johnny Test no longer exists, this is my new life and I am going to accept it." "Well you have made your choice and we all support you Dashie, and I still love you the same." Jillian said with a small smile as Mr. and Mrs. Test joined them in the mobile lab. "You sure we have to leave like this?" Mr. Test asked shutting the door. “Look how many times it looked like it was the end of the world, but everything turned out ok.” "No choice since me and Mary sealed off all the secret passageways and took all the emergency equipment out of the lab." Susan said as they started making their way towards the wharf, not caring about any potential speeding tickets. "Unless you want to be up here for WWIII and/or killed." "We have enough supplies to last the 8 of us for about 15 years or so," Susan said a few hours later when they reached the secret underground base and turned on the satellite tv. "No one knows about this place except us, so we are safe. Those on the surface is another story altogether, they better hope they find shelt-" She was cut off as the base shook and the screen went fuzzy for a few seconds. A few minutes later the screen cleared up and their hearts sank into their stomachs at the sight... There, on the screen, was a mushroom cloud with Porkbelly being Ground Zero of the blast. "Daddy… no..." Jillian said as she burst into tears seeing nothing was left standing of the town, it was completely disintegrated with a large crater in its’ place. "At least he won't suffer from radiation sickness or a slow painful death from cancer, he was one of the lucky ones Jules, but I am so sorry you had to see that..." Rainbow said as she trotted over and draped a wing around her, which calmed her down slightly until reality set in. They were now trapped and had nowhere to go without risking acute radiation exposure, causing a wave of dread to overcome all of them. "Looks like we are now gonna die here, at least we had a good run while it lasted..." Gil said clearly depressed and the others just sadly nodded. “Yeah,” Dukey said as he slumped down. “at least we got each other until our time comes.” Mr. And Mrs. Test’s jaws dropped, briefly looking at each other before Mr. Test spoke up. “ D-did Dukey just talk?” “I did,” Dukey said with a nod, heading to the kitchen area of the base to start on some coffee. “The girls made it so I could talk so Rainbow since she never was able to have close friends and you two are always busy working. After all, dogs are man’s and pony’s best friends, so me and her often went off playing sports. I always managed to keep my cover to avoid you two from freaking out, but since we are now trapped down here I'm not going to even try.” “You know,” Rainbow said rubbing a hoof under her chin. “I find it awfully covient that Susan and Mary were able to come up with the EXACT DNA sequence to turn me into what I am now. That being said, I wonder if it is possible to try and find Equestria? It is an astronomical long shot, literally, but it beats waiting around and waiting for the reaper to come claim us.” A renewed sense of urgency filled the girls, and they got to work on searching the cosmos, searching the Galaxy for their only hope.