> MCJUGGERNUGGETS AND BIGBRUDDA GO INTO EQUESTRIA > by CAPTAIN YOSHI HD > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > The Whole Story > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- A portal opened in the air as two grown guys fell out. There was a guy with light brown hair and a light brown beard. The other guy had black hair and a black beard. They both stood up and looked around the mysterious place their in right now. "What is this shit, J.T.?", the blonde guy said. "I think we're in some wonderland." "I don't know, Jesse.", J.T. said. "That portal must've taken us to some strange place, I don't even know what this place is. This is like a village that takes place in a Sci-Fi movie." "I don't know either, we should probably walk around and see if anyone's here and maybe they'll tell us where we are right now.", Jesse said. "If there's no humans in this world, then I say we call an army." They walked around the strange town and tried to look for someone who can tell them where they are. They both saw two winged unicorns in different colors wearing crowns on their heads and armor on their chests in front of a tall castle. "That so strange, I never knew unicorns are real, they also have wings.", J.T. said. "Do you think it's weird?" "I would say it's weird, but everyone knows that unicorns don't have wings and they aren't real.", Jesse said. "They look like they're friendly, lets go up to them and ask them where we are." They walked toward the two strange creatures, they've never seen such strange creatures before. "Um... excuse me." Jesse waved to get their attention. Then the two winged unicorns saw the two people walking near. "Hello, strange new creatures.", the white one said. "What are you doing in the Crystal Empire?" "The Crystal Empire?", J.T. asked raising an eyebrow. "Is that where we are? Are there humans in this world? Because that's what me and my brother are." "Why, yes.", the beautiful white pony said. "And no, there are no humans in this world." "Celestia, Luna, who are you talking to?", a male voice said from the left of the two creatures. "We heard new voices and figured we check what's going on." The two boys widened their eyes in surprise as two new creatures came from out of nowhere. "There's another winged unicorn?", Jesse asked. "But, the white one with the blue hair doesn't have any.", J.T. said. "And look at the pink one's belly. What happened, did you eat too much?", he laughed. "Dude, don't be rude, look how offended she is right now.", Jesse said. The pink creature gave an offended glare. "See, look what you did, you offended her.", Jesse said. "Thanks for taking my side.", the pink creature said. "I was only joking, Jesse.", J.T. said. "Why take it so seriously?" "So, your name is Jesse?", the white winged pony asked. "Me with the blonde hair?", Jesse asked. "Yep, that's me." "I am Princess Celestia, the ruler of this land called Equestria.", the princess said introducing herself. "This is my sister, Princess Luna." "It is an honor to meet you two.", Luna said. "I am Prince Shining Armor, the prince of the Crystal Empire.", the white unicorn said. "And this my wife, Princess Cadence, and she's going to have a baby soon." "So, your pregnant?", Jesse asked. "And, what is Equestria? How do you spell it?" "Yes, and it's due today.", Cadence said. "And, Equestria is where you two are in right now." "Also, uh, this is my big brother, J.T.", Jesse said. "We're also known as people on the internet, I'm BigBrudda and he's McJuggerNuggets.", J.T. said. "You call yourself 'big brother'?", Luna asked. "It's pronounced 'brudda', B-R-U-D-D-A.", J.T. said. "And what's yours again?", Cadence asked. "McJiggleyNugget?", Shining Armor asked. "It's 'McJuggerNuggets'.", Jesse said. "We're also stars in our show The Psycho Series." "The Psycho Series?", Celestia asked. "Is it where you kill a bunch of creatures in your culture?", Luna asked. "It's about this angry father who always destroys every video game console he gets.", Jesse said explaining the story. "And every time when he thinks that his son is doing something bad, he has to get kicked out of the house, a while later, his wife moves out, because she wants a divorce and can't deal with him anymore. And a few months after that, he finally gets his payback after every single console he destroys and all of the shit he pulled his son's uncle and his wife through and finally kills him, then he runs away from his home, never to be seen again. He wanted to kill himself as well, but he decided that he shouldn't." "That was how the whole story goes?", Shining Armor asked. "And did were you that kid who has a father who goes against him?", Cadence asked. "And did that actually happened?", Luna asked. "Yes, that's how the story went on, yes I was that kid, and, no it didn't happen.", Jesse said. "It was all fake, that psycho father was a character on the internet. You don't know anything about our stuff that has to do with our culture." "I don't believe a child has to go through all the stuff that his father pulls him through.", Celestia said. Suddenly, Cadence felt a sharp pain in her belly. She screamed as she felt the pain. "Whoa, whoa.", Jesse said. "What's going on here?" "The baby, it's coming.", Cadence said. "We got to get her to a care room.", Celestia said. "Can we help?", J.T. asked. "Sure, but hurry.", Luna said. "This is serious." > Giving Birth To The Baby > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- They arrived at the care room. Celestia placed Cadence on the bed. "Stay calm, Cadence, we have two new friends here to help you give birth to the baby." "I'm happy to help, Princess.", Jesse said hopping on the bed and kneeling in front of Cadence. "Jesse, wait, you never done this before.", J.T. said warning his brother. "J.T., it's okay, this is my first time doing this, I'm sure I can handle it.", Jesse said. "Do you even know what this is?" "It's called a sexual surgery!", J.T. exclaimed. "It's called a baby.", Jesse said. "Why would you say I wouldn't handle these things?" "Can we get it over with, my wife's running out of energy.", Shining Armor said. Jesse got himself prepared to pull the baby out. "Alright, Cadence, I want you to try your hardest to push the baby out.", he said. "On the count of three, you have to push. 1... 2... 3... push." Cadence started to push, the baby's head was nearly popping out. "It's coming out, keep pushing.", Jesse said. He grabbed the head and pulled it out making the baby's body come half out. Jesse yelled as he kept pulling the baby. "TAKING MY STRENGTH AWAY!", he yelled. J.T. watched in horror as he watched his brother pull the baby out. "YOU GOT TO PUT YOUR HANDS IN!", Jesse shouted. "PUT YOUR HANDS IN!" "NO!", J.T. exclaimed. "BE A MAN!", Jesse yelled. "NO!", J.T. yelled again. "PUT YOUR HANDS IN, J!", Jesse yelled. J.T. put his hands on the baby preparing to help his brother. "THREE, TWO, ONE!" They both pulled and the whole baby came out. The two brothers fell on their backs as they kept their grip on the baby. "I'll be right back, I'm going to grab a towel.", Luna said leaving the room for a towel. "NONE OF YOU GUYS HAVE A TOWEL?!", J.T. asked yelling. "WHAT ARE YOU ALL CRAZY?!", Jesse screamed. "I'VE ALREADY HELD ON TO THE BABY FOR THIRTY SECONDS YOU FREAKS!" "I'm back with the towel.", Luna said holding the towel in her magic. She grabbed the baby with her magic and wrapped the baby around in the towel. "We'll be back with the baby, we need to clean the baby and do tests on it." > Going Home > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The baby was nice and cozy while she's wrapped around a blanket. "She's so beautiful.", Celestia said. "I wonder if she has the same things that you three winged unicorns have, the wings and the horn.", Jesse said. "My sister, Twilight was wrapped around a blanket when I first saw her born in a hospital.", Shining Armor said. "You have a sister?", Jesse asked. "And her name is Twilight?", J.T. asked. "Yeah, she was like this when she was born.", Shining Armor said. "Where is she right now?", Jesse asked. "She's not here, she lives somewhere else.", Celestia said. "Can you tell us about her?", Jesse asked. "I would like to know what she looks like and what she does." "You know what, I'd just rather not.", Celestia said. "Alright, it's cool with it.", Jesse said. But, he wasn't cool with it. He didn't want the princess of the sun to get upset. So, he decided to let it go until next time. Jesse and J.T. were getting ready to go. "So, I guess this is goodbye until next time.", Jesse said. "My brother and I might come back for another visit sometime." "That's no problem, Jesse.", Celestia said opening a portal that leads to the boys' home. "Make sure to take care of the baby, alright?", Jesse said as he and his brother entered the portal. J.T. popped his head out of the portal to say his last words. "Subscribe to BigBrudda!" Jesse pulled his brother's head in as the portal closed. "It was fun having those two over to help.", Luna said. "You know, I liked them from the very beginning."