> Human Resists Pony Butts > by Bendy > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Resisting Pony Butts > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- On a bright sunny day with not a cloud in the sky… yes… ‘a bright sunny day’, that kind of day is very common here, if you consider the magic rainbows and the magic talking horses… Anyway, you were sat on a wooden bench reading a newspaper along a paved path through a park. You wore a black tuxedo, because you like to go out in style. An angry growl left you when you felt somepony lightly tapping your knee with a hoof. Eyes hardened in rage, you pushed down your newspaper. However, just when you were about to give this pony a piece of your mind, you saw it was in fact Fluttershy sitting on her rump before you. It was a good thing she was sitting down, because you would have to look up, because said mare was as big as a Shire Horse… if not bigger…. and she is considered ‘small’ among her kind. Upon the sight of her, your mood instantly changed from anger to fear. Not because of Fluttershy… but because she is quite sensitive, and is therefore very prone to cry over the smallest of things, which could result in one of her friends beating you up…. if not killing you. “Uhhh, yes Fluttershy?” you said softly. “Ummmm Anon, I was wondering what do you think of my butt?” she spoke, fiddling with her hooves nervously. “Wha-what?” came your answer. Without a word Fluttershy turned around to present you her backside, casting a dark shadow over you from the sheer size of her butt and showing you all her assets in all her glory without shame. A hot wave of heat emitted off her quite plump, perfectly round rump. “Fluttershy… what…. What are you doing?” “Do you like my butt Anon?” she said sexfully, looking back at you with bedroom eyes and waving her long pink tail from side to side. “Is it big and fat enough for you?“ Suddenly, there came a powerful gust of wind as a rainbowish blur came speeding toward you, the next thing you knew your senses became overwhelmed with a strong scent of skittles…. and a massive blue horse butt with a rainbow tail pushing right into your face. “Move aside Fluttershy, this human wants a more confident mare with a less flabby, more toned butt!” spoke the smug voice you knew all too well. “Hey! Get your ass out of my face Rainbow!” you yelled, pushing…. at least trying to ‘push’ the big blue horse butt away from you, but Rainbow Dash was much bigger and therefore far more heavier than you… so it only resulted in your hands digging in deeply into the soft fat of her butt before reaching the firm muscle underneath. Rainbow Dash turned around to glare at you angrily with narrowed eyes. “Anon, what you have just said is heresy! Apologize immediately and stick your small cute monkey penis inside my butt to redeem yourself!” Jumping to your feet, you gave Rainbow Dash an angry glare of your own. However, just when you were about to open your mouth to reply, you were cut off when an even bigger, heavy orange pony backside with a blonde tail had abruptly slammed into your face, knocking you over onto your back and making you utter a mere incomprehensible mumble as your mouth was stuffed with massive, plump, squishy soft pony booty. Thankfully, you seemed to land on something soft. Grunting in anger you tried to lift the heavy earth pony off you… but it only resulted in your hands digging in deeply into the soft fat of her big fat ass atop you. It seemed the darkness you were lost in from under her big fat pony butt could not be pushed away. Nonetheless, you struggled valiantly to lift the big fat pony butt atop you, because your life depended on it, for as time went on there was less and less oxygen from under her big fat pony butt. “It ain't heresy when mah apple bucking butt is the superior butt,” spoke a smug voice with a strong southern accent. “What? You eat too many apple pies!” shouted Rainbow Dash’s voice. “Girls! What are you doing?!” shouted a rich cultured voice. ‘Oh thank God! I’m saved!’ came your thoughts. “Get your dirty, small peasant butts away from my handsome human!” The other ponies uttered loud jeers and boos in response, while your thoughts were: ‘Oh, I’m doomed.’ “Rarity, yer fancy butt is no match for mah apple bucking butt! Mah big apple pie powered and apple bucking butt is superior. Not to mention mah cum tastes like apples!” “You speak nonsense Applejack! Your pathetic, small apple butt is no match against all the fattening creamy cake I have eaten to power up my butt! My superior, big, flabby white butt is what he truly wants. Remove your inferior backside from his face this instant!” “Ya well, AH can just eat more apple pies to fatten up my backside! And then we'll see who has the most superior butt!” “Hah, my big fat candy ass is much bigger than all your small, bony thin butts!” shouted a bubbly voice. “Ya… right,” she sniffled sadly, before lifting herself off you. You coughed, gasping for breath when Applejack finally lifted her massive ass off you. You returned to the world only to see a massive pink horse ass looming over you. “Wait! No! Ahaaa!” Alas, your words came upon deaf ears as the massive, fat pink horse butt sat down upon you, pinning you down from under an even more bigger pony butt. Like before, you struggled heroically against the giant pony butt lying atop you, which smelled like sweet candy, but you knew this butt will kill you from the lack of oxygen eventually. Unfortunately, like last time your hands only dug deep into the squishy soft fat of Pinkie Pie’s massive butt and made the mare utter happy giggles of pure joy. “He he he! You are no match for the power of big fat pony butt human! And I got the biggest, fattest pony butt in Ponyville!” she said in a mocking tone. “Pinkie Pie, even your big fat candy butt is no match when compared to my big fat magic pony butt, for I just became an alicorn today!” exclaimed a new voice. You heard everypony gasp in shock. “Darn it Twilight! AH knew ya were a mary sue!” shouted Applejack. “Just you wait Twilight! One day, I shall become an alicorn! And then I shall have the biggest, fattest butt of all ponykind!“ shouted Pinkie Pie angrily. You sighed in relief when Pinkie Pie lifted herself off you shortly after saying that. You sat up, rage filling your eyes as you spoke in a harsh tone. “Now, listen everypony, I don't like pony bu--” you were cut off once again, when an even bigger, purple pony butt promptly slammed into you, pinning you down from under the immense weight of Twilight's butt. And so, you were returned to a world of darkness created by big fat pony butt. With all this butt slamming they have done to you today, you were pretty sure they cast some sort of protection magic upon your body. Otherwise you concluded you would be nothing more than a bloody mess by now. “Know the power of my massive magic alicorn butt human!” she proudly proclaimed with pride. The other ponies growled angrily. “Mmmmhhhmmmaaa!” you said, through a mouthful of horse butt. “What?” she said, perking her ears curiously. You could see the light once again when the mare atop you shifted slightly to allow your mouth free from the dark confines of her big fat butt. “I don't like pony butts!” you shouted. Everyone gasped in shock and Twilight jumped off you, revealing that she was just about twice the size of her friends. “Heresy!” shouted Twilight. “Quickly everypony, bring the biggest, fattest pony butts of all Equestria upon the heretic!” “I’m on it!” shouted Rainbow Dash, flying away with lightning speed. “Have you all gone completely insane?! Why are you shoving your asses in my face today! I thought you knew I wasn’t into you ponies that way?” you yelled. “Oh, don’t lie to yourself Anon, you love big fat pony butts,” said Fluttershy, giving you a look of pity. “I certainly do not!” you said, crossing your arms. All of a sudden dark shadows loomed over you. Slowly, you looked up to see in the sky three massive alicorns. One pink alicorn, who was twice Twilight's size, a dark blue alicorn, who was three times Twilight's size… and finally a big white alicorn who was four times Twilight's size. “Oh…. shit. More big fat pony butts,” you said, whimpering in fear. “Purge the heretic, my little ponies! Make the human male worship our big fat pony butts!” boomed the big white alicorn with a powerful voice. “Yes, Princess Celestia! I, Princess Mi Amore Cadenza shall cure this human of his wicked heretic ways!” said the pink alicorn’s powerful voice. “Go forth Cadance! Make him love big fat pony butts on our behalf.” boomed the dark blue alicorn. “Oh. for fuck’s sake! I don’t like pony bu---” a massive crater formed in the earth beneath you when Cadance slammed her giant pink butt upon you. Once again, you were pinned under an even bigger, fatter pony butt. Leaving you in a world of darkness again. However, this time, Cadance’s ass was so large you could not even reach her flanks to try push her off you. In fact, you could not even move she was so big and heavy, the soft fat of her massive butt folded around your body like soft dough. On the plus side, her butt tasted like strawberries. ‘When will the ponies get the message?! I don’t like pony butts!’ shouted your thoughts. Cadance gasped in shock. 'Great, now they can read my thoughts.” “Move aside. My massive moons shall cure him of his heresy!” boomed the pony you knew to be Luna. Cadance lifted her massive pink butt off you, and on queue an even larger, dark blue alicorn butt soon sat down upon you in her place. Luna’s butt smelled like blueberries, which was nice. ‘Your bigger size doesn’t make a difference! I still don’t like pony butts!’ you yelled at them through your thoughts. ‘Why you filthy heretic! How could you resist my massive, bootylicious pony butt?! I have the second biggest and fattest pony butt of all ponykind!” she shouted angrily. “Hmm… his will is strong. But truly my massive sunbutt shall finally cure him of his heretic ways,” spoke the voice you knew none other to be Princess Celestia. “You hear that, puny human? The biggest, fattest pony butt of all the world shall be upon thee!” boomed Luna. So, with that Luna stood up and… once again… an even bigger and fatter pony butt took her place: Princess Celestia’s butt, the biggest, fattest pony butt, powered by thousands of years of sitting on her throne doing nothing but eating fattening cake to fatten up her glorious backside. Her butt smelled like sweetened whipped cream and cakes, which was quite a nice smell for horse ass. ‘Yeah… I still don’t like pony butts girls,’ you said, through your mind. Celestia sighed sadly, before standing up to turn around and stare back at you with sad, puppy dog eyes. “But… but… butt butt… but pony butt?” said Celestia in a low voice. “Something has gone very wrong with you ponies today. It’s like as if you are under some sort of mind control spell.” The moment those words left your mouth, the ponies before you suddenly had a most bewildered look on their faces as they looked around in confusion. “Oh… hello Anon. Why am I here?” said Celestia. You sighed in relief, seeing they were indeed under some spell. “I don’t know, I don’t care. All I know is I’m going home to have a nice shower, because I stink of horse ass!” you shouted angrily. The End