> My Alicorn Celestia > by Oldtakufanboy > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Chapter 1 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was Saturday afternoon, as I walked into a store and towards the bakery, to see what types of cake they had available. As I made it to the cakes, I looked through them and found a big chocolate cake that was perfect. I got to the counter and tapped the bell to call over whoever is available. "Good afternoon." A small blonde lady walked up to me with a soft smile and stood up straight. "Is there something you'd like?" "I was wondering,” I asked, “if you can get me that large chocolate cake, the third one on top row?" "Sure, coming right up," said the lady, as she walked over to grab the cake. The name is Bryan; thirty four years old and a retired police officer. I've been in the force since twenty eight, until I’ve decided to quit. I couldn't bear to handle the deaths I've seen. The one incident I witnessed death at first hand when I joined the force was when a nine year old boy has been kidnapped and I was trying my best to get over to said area. On arrival, I found the child dead on the floor with a gunshot on his back. I was so heartbroken that I fell onto my knees, picked the boy up and screamed to the ceiling. To this day, I couldn't forget it. It was the first time I have ever witnessed a dead body in reality, and not on some movie or show. Besides being a retired cop, I now work on weekdays as a teacher's assistant at a high school few miles from where I live. The kids there are all so polite, and I still remember my first day - all they wanted to know was what it had been like, being a cop and all. As for the reason why I got a cake today? It isn’t what you’d expect. “Here you go," said the vendor, as she placed a large pink box in front of me, "that'll be $15.31, please." I pulled out sixteen dollars and handed the money to her, as she put the money in and gave me back fifty nine cents. "Have a good day," she said. "Same to you," I replied, getting a hold of the box. "May I ask, what's the cake for? You didn’t ask to write ‘happy birthday’ or anything. Just wondering." "I'm gonna try and catch me that creature that's been on the news lately," I answered. "You wanna catch it?" "That's what the cake is for." "Good luck," she said, giving me a thumbs up. I smiled and made my way out of the store. That's right, I'm using a cake to catch me a creature. For the past month, there have been rumors about a flying being that sneaks its way into people's home and apartments and steals food - especially cake. There was, for example, a family that had leftover cake, and when they woke up next morning, the cake was gone and there weren't any vegetables in the fridge either. This creature has been a catch to my interest so much that I wanna catch it and see if it's true or not. The only proof of its appearance was caught on a teenager’s camera, when she filmed a three second video of something flying above her and disappearing behind buildings to her right. So, here's how my plan will go: tonight, I'll turn off all the lights, place a cake on the coffee table, leave the sliding glass door open to make it think as though it’s free to enter. Once it starts eating the cake, I'll knock it out and take plenty of pictures before it can wake up. Who knows, I may want to call the cops and have this thing captured for everyone else to see. Oh yeah, that sounds perfect. It's 8:55 PM, as I began my plan for capturing the creature. I went to the kitchen, pulled out the cake from the fridge and placed it on the coffee table. Next, I opened the glass door and pushed curtains aside to let it know it's free to enter. Finally, I went to my room and pulled out my baseball bat and camera before coming back into the living room and turning off all the lights. "And now I wait," I hid behind the couch, holding the bat tightly in my grasp. I got very boring of waiting. As I look over to my clock, it said 10:25 PM. I let out a sigh and scratched the back of my head. "This is getting boring," I whispered to myself, "perhaps I should call it quits for tonight and try ag--" I got cut off as my ears picked up the sound of flapping wings coming closer and closer. My heart started beating very quickly, as the flapping stopped. My body shook with fear, unsure if this thing could kill me or, hell, eat me! Then, there were sounds of something eating. It made a few moans of pleasure, as it continued eating. Judging by the moaning, it sounded... female? With my curiosity at its peak; I had to look over the couch. I slowly raised my head and looked ahead. What I saw was unexpected: an anthropomorphic unicorn pegasus... thing. The creature possessed a slender body of an hourglass shape. It had white fur and large, folded up wings. There's a horn on its head with a crown behind it, with a large purple jewel in the middle. Its mane and tail flowed like water, with multiple light colors of blue, green, and pink. On its wrists were gauntlets that looked as though they were made out of pure gold. On its buttocks were marks that looked like a sun. "What is this thing?" I thought to myself. "Looks like something out of a kids show." My mind became full of confusion to what I was witnessing. What kind of creature is this and why is it doing what it's doing? The creature continued to wolf down the cake, as I sat quietly, still watching it behind the couch. "I wonder if it's friendly... Yeah, this thing can't be that dangerous." I gulped and slowly stood up. "Uh, hello," I said, making the creature jolt and look at me with fright. The creature immediately turned around and bolted straight for her exit. I took action and jumped over the couch to grab her tail, preventing it from flying away. "Wait wait wait!" I shout. "Don't be scared! I'm not gonna hurt you!" The creature looked back at me, and cocking an eyebrow. "...You aren't going to hurt me?" it said with a feminine voice. My eyes lit up; this thing can speak! "Y-you can talk?!" "Yes, of course." I let go of the tail. "Look, I'm sorry I scared you, but I knew you would come." "And why's that?" "You're quite popular in the media lately and I wanted to know if this 'creature' is real. They say you like cake, so I got one myself to lure you." "Oh..." "But now that I see you, you're not what I expected to be. I was imagining something like an alien, or a runaway science experiment, or some weird mothman." "I'm not causing any harm for being here, am I?” She asked, worry in her words. "If you were causing harm, people would try to capture you or even kill you. Did you kill anyone?" "No. Never. I hate violence." Talking to this creature is quite bizarre, but I feel as though I'm talking to a normal person. "Would you like to come in? Have something to drink? I have many questions to ask you." "How do I know I can trust you?" "I swear I won't hurt you." "You do?" She asks crossing her arms in disbelief. "I swear." I hold out my hand to her. She looked at me, then to my hand. Then, she slowly stretched out her hand and gently placed it in my grasp. Her hand was soft to the touch, like holding a soft blanket. "Come on in," I said, bringing the creature back into the living room and setting her down on a chair before turning on the lights, "you may have as much cake as you want. I got it specially for you... creature." "I have a name and it's not 'creature'." she retorted, albeit politely. "I'm so sorry, where are my manners. My name is Bryan. Bryan Kicks." "I'm Princess Celestia," She replied, "the Princess of Equestria." "Equestria? Never heard of it. I don't know where that is, but it doesn't exist." "It too exists." "Wherever this place is, it’s not here. You're in New York." "New York...? No. That can't be." Celestia placed her hands on her head, "Where is Equestria? Where is my home?!" "I'm sorry Celestia, but there's no such thing as Equestria. Are you perhaps from another dimension?" "Di… mention?" Celestia cocked an eyebrow. "I'm not a scientist, but dimensions are different places with different things. Do you know how you got here? There has to be a reason." Celestia pondered, as I took a seat on the couch. "I... remember going into Twilight's home," she recalled, "then there was a bright light and then suddenly... I'm here." "Perhaps something went wrong." I replied, "I don't know what happened, but you're stuck here." Celestia's ears flopped and before I knew it, she began to sob. Seeing this poor crying really made me feel bad for her. Right beside me was a folded up blanket - I reached over for it and unfolded it. I walked up to Celestia and wrapped it around her, making her sobbing stop. She looks up at me with tears flowing down her cheeks. I took a knee to looked at her face to face. "Celestia," I said in a serious voice, "don't cry. I can't stand to see a beautiful creature like you cry. How about this: I'll take care of you until a miracle of some sorts happen." "You would do that?" she asked with a sniffle. I took her hand and held it tenderly. "I promise," I said, looking at her in the eye, "I'll take care of you." She gave me a soft smile and pulled her hand away from mine, then hugged me tightly. "Thank you... Bryan." she said happily, "Thank you." We broke the hug to look at one another. "So, would you like some tea?" I asked. "I would love it. It's been a while since I’ve had some." "Is lemon flavor good for you?" "Sure." I walked over to the kitchen and turned on the lights before opening one of the cupboards for a mug and a teabag. Then, I poured in the hot water and placed the teabag within it. I walked back into the living room and handed her the mug. "Careful, it's hot." I said, sitting back down on the couch. As she took few blows on her mug, I looked at and examined her. I have never seen someone like her. "Do you mind answering some questions? Because I have a lot." "Ask me some tonight, and we will continue the conversation tomorrow." “Fair enough," I nodded, "my first question is: what are you? You look like a mix between a unicorn and a pegasus." "I'm an alicorn," she answered, "I'm a princess where I come from, along with my sister Luna, my student Twilight, and my niece Cadance. We're a rare breed and there aren't that many of us." "Are there any... male alicorns?" "Sadly, no. All are female." "Question number two: What's Equestria like?" "Equestria is full of amazing things," said Celestia before taking a sip of tea, "many creatures, full of magic, and many friendships." "Your place sounds better than what's going on here on Earth." "Earth?" "Earth is the planet that we are on. Right now you are on the continent of North America." "What's so bad about here? This place looks amazing. I fly high at night and love looking at all the buildings and the lights." "America has gone berserk since... never mind." "What is it?" "Never mind. It's something that's not that important. There's not much friendship around here, nor do we have magical creatures. Beings like you exist only in mythology and fantasy. There's no unicorns, no pegasi, no alicorns, and nothing else that's magical." "Oh..." said Celestia, looking down at the floor. "However, not everything about Earth is bad. There are good things. Movies, traveling to different places, beautiful sceneries and many other things to do. If you were human, I wouldn't mind showing you around New York. I grew up here and I've seen a lot of it. The Empire State Building, the museum, musicals, the theater, and much more." "You have a theater?" she asked with amusement. "Theater for movies and one for plays like The Lion King musical." "The Lion King? What's that about?" "Based off an animated film of the same name, and Hamlet by Shakespeare, it deals with a lion prince named Simba, who was destined to become king, but his uncle was jealous and wanted the throne for himself. He kills Simba's father and tells him to run away." "Sounds amazing." "If you like, I have the movie on blu-ray." "What's that?" "... I'm guessing Equestria doesn't have technology, does it?" "Never heard of your kind of technology. I don't know much about technology, but I do remember this machine that one pony has that makes music." "You have quite a lot to learn about us humans." "Is that what you are, Bryan?" "You are correct. That's what I am, a human." "Tell me about yourself. That's my question for you." "Well... I'm thirty four years old and I used to work for the police." "Who are the police?" "People who make sure everyone follows the law. Of course, there are those who abuse the privilege." "They do?" "All in all it's just another prick in the law." "Why did you stop working there?" "I couldn't handle the deaths I witnessed, especially the first one. The child was kidnapped and when I arrived... he was... dead..." Just thinking about it made me wanna cry so hard. "Out of all the deaths I've witnessed..." I said, a tear flowing down my cheek, "... why that boy?" I placed my hands on my head and sobbed. The deaths I've witnessed were too much for me and they still haunt me to this very day, but most of all, that boy. Then, I felt something soft and gentle wrap around me. I lift my head to see a white wing on my right gently pushing me to the left until I felt warmth. I looked up to see Celestia looking back at me, with sorrow in her eyes. "There, there," she said tenderly, as she took a finger and wiped away the tear on my cheek, "everything will be okay. You're done with your job and nothing shall scare you when I'm here. Cheer up, Bryan. You're a kind and gentle soul and I can see within you that you are caring." "Thanks... Celestia," I said, as I gave the alicorn a hug. She chuckled and did the same. As I placed my head against her bosom, I could hear her heart beating. It felt... comforting. Celestia then gave out a yawn, and let go of me to stretch her wings. "Oh my," she said, "I need some beauty sleep." "If you plan on staying here, please take my room. I can sleep on the couch." "Are you sure?" "You are my guest, so please make yourself at home. I don't mind sleeping on the couch." "You are such a gentleman," she smiled at me, "where is it, by chance?" "Go into the hall and it's the second door to your left." Celestia got up and walked towards the hall, but stopped. She looked back at me with a soft smile. "Bryan... Thank you." "You’re welcome... your highness," I replied, giving her the thumbs up. And then she disappeared from my sight, leaving me alone in the room. I picked up her tea and went into the kitchen to rinse out the mug and put it in a dishwasher, before walking back and turning off the lights. I grabbed the blanket from the chair and laid down on the couch with a pillow behind my head. "What a night," I thought to myself, "can't wait for tomorrow to hear more about her and everything else about this so-called ‘Equestria’." > Chapter 2 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sun rays shined upon my face, telling me to wake up for a brand new day. I slowly opened my eyes and leaned up. Then, I got up and walked into the kitchen to make myself some coffee. "What a night..." I reached into one of the cabinets for a tiny cup of coffee cream, "I met a beautiful creature from some place that I still need to know about." I put the cream into the coffee maker and stood beside it as I looked ahead towards the kitchen window. The sun was rising above the city landscape across from where I was, as clouds moved aside to my left. Suddenly, I heard footsteps from the hall, making me stand up straight. Celestia walked in with tired eyes, with her mane and tail down and not flowing like last night. "Good morning," she yawned. "Good morning, your highness," I replied kindly, pulling out a chair for her. "Thank you," she took a seat with a tired smile. "How did you sleep?" "I slept okay. You?" "I slept really well last night," she replied, as she scratched behind her left ear. "It feels nice being on a bed again." "I'm glad.” I walked over to the coffee maker to place it down. "What is that?" "It's coffee. Want some?" "I would love to." I placed two mugs beside the heated coffee. I poured both of us some, and handed her one of the mugs, then watched her take a tiny sip, knowing how hot it was. "It tastes sweet." "I love putting cream in my coffee," I said, as I blew on my mug. "So... would you like to continue our conversation from last night?" "Please," I said, and took a seat beside her. For the past half-hour, Celestia told me many things about her world, that her student is a Princess of Friendship and also an Element of Harmony, like all her friends. Twilight Sparkle is her name and making friends is her game. Then, the alicorn told me about many places in Equestria, from “Manehattan” (which sounds a whole lot like Manhattan) through “Canterlot” and much more. The world’s top inhabitants were ponies. That's right, ponies. There are three types of them: Pegasi, Earth ponies, and unicorns. Then she went into her past about how she banished her sister to the moon and has had terrible nightmares about it, till her sister came back to normal. Luna is her name, and she's just like Celestia, only... different. Unlike Celestia, Luna can slip into dreams like some kind of Freddy Krueger. Her world has caught my interested and the more she told me, the more I got hooked into it. "Your world is truly an interesting place. I'd rather be there than here." "You would?" "Since I was a little kid, I always wished on going into a fantasy world where I could see magic and fantastic creatures, until I got older and realized there's no such thing. But you, you're the real deal. Because of you, I know that there's another world that's out there." "There must be something here that's magical." Celestia inquired. "Your world is as alien to me as mine is to you." "The only magic I can see is our technology. Also, I'm not a huge street performer fan, but there are some out there who are really good. Like that one guy I remember five years ago, but I can't remember his name." After a moment, Celestia placed her mug down, a small smirk on her face. "Would you like to see some magic?" "Alright. I'm in the mood to be amazed." The alicorn smiled, and her horn started glowing with a yellow hue, making me look down towards the mug with the exact same colored hue. The mug slowly rised and brought itself up to her lips for a sip, then landed back down as the hue from both the mug and her horn disappeared. "Wow..." - I clapped my hands - "That's amazing!" "Thank you, but it's nothing much where I'm from." "It is to me!" I said, taking a sip of coffee myself. She blushed before she levitated the mug again for another sip. "...Do you have any plans for today?" "Not really. I don't work on weekends, so I'm free to do what you'd like. But, I can't let you leave. I don't want to sound like I'm keeping you captive, but going outside this time of the day is a bad idea." "I understand... I fear that someone will harm me." I pondered, as she continued to drink her coffee. I can't have her inside the apartment all day and night. She needs to get out and get some fresh air. I can't have her hiding here like some Quasi Modo. "How about we take a fly around nighttime?" "Fly?" I said with surprise. "How? I can't fly. I don't have wings, nor can I float." "I'll levitate you beside me." "You can levitate me?" "Sure. It won't be difficult. After all, you are talking to a powerful alicorn." "Celestia... I don't know what to say..." "How about 'thank you'?" "That, then." We both continued finishing our coffee, until Celestia's stomach grumbled. "Sounds like you're hungry," I grabbed our empty mugs. "How about some cereal?" I made us a bowl of Special K and added some chopped up bans for some flavor. Then, I slid one bowl over to her with a spoon in it. "Hope you like it." "What is it?" she asked. "Special K, with some bananas in it." I replied, taking my seat. "Puts flavor in it." She took a bite with a slice of banana and gave out a sound of delight. "This tastes really good." she commented before she continued eating. "Anything for the princess of Equestria." She looked up and gave me a smile before going back to her breakfast. "That was delish," she said, as I grabbed her empty bowl to clean the dishes. "Glad you enjoyed it. Perhaps tomorrow I'll add strawberries." "I would like that," said Celestia, as I put the dishes into the dishwasher and got it started. I looked back at her, as she twisted a curl in her hair. "What happened to your mane?" I asked. "Last night it flowed like water, but now it looks like... normal bedhead hair." "Oh, that. Don't worry, it's always like this until I bathe. Speaking of which, where is the bathroom?" "Come with me," I took her hand and pulled her to the bathroom. I turned on the lights, as Celestia looked around. The tub is ahead with the toilet beside, on the left. Beside it are the trashcan and the sink. On the right are two black towels folded neatly. "Such an adorable bathroom," she admired the view, and looked towards the tub. "You do know how to turn on the bath, right?" I ask. "Not really. Usually when I want to bathe, my bath will be already ready and warm." "Here," I walked to the tub and slid the doors aside. "This is the faucet. You pull the knob towards you and water comes out." I gave it a demonstration, as I pulled the knob, making water pour out. "You turn it left for cold water and right for warm water. When you're done, you push the knob back in its place. Simple." "Thank you for showing," she said, as she walked past and slipped into the bathtub before reaching for the knob and turning on the water, switching it to the warm water. "Make sure you don't overflow the tub." I said. "I'll be right back. I'll give you my robe when you're done. There's shampoo beside you and body wash." I rushed over to the hall and stopped in the middle to open the sliding doors for the washing machine and dryer. I opened up the dryer to pulled out the dry robe and rushed back into the bathroom to see Celestia enjoying the warm water and turning it off before laying her head back into the water with a relaxing exhale. I looked down at her now wet body, making my face feel warm. She then noticed me and waved. "The temperature feels amazing." She said before giving me a cocked eyebrow. "What's wrong? Your cheeks are red." "N-nothing," I stuttered, swaying my head back and forth. "H-here's your robe. See you when you're done!" I immediately placed the robe on the sink counter before rushing out and closing the door behind. "How inappropriate of me," I said to myself. "I should've have went in there when she bathes. Her fur's all wet and she's got a fine sexy b- no! No! Damn it! Get these thoughts out of your head, Bryan!" Five minutes later, I sat in the living room, with my mind occupied about what I did was wrong. I shouldn't have opened the door while she took a bath. Now, she probably thinks of me as some kind of pervert. "Perhaps some TV will get my mind off of this." I grabbed a remote from the coffee table and turned on the TV. I flipped through the movie channels and noticed Godzilla vs The Smog Monster is on. I pressed enter, and the movie started to show on screen of Godzilla falling from Hedorah. I then hear the bathroom door creaking down the hallway. Hearing Celestia's footsteps, I looked behind myself before she entered the living room, wearing my black robe and a towel on her head, covering to dry out her hair. "That felt great." she said, sitting beside me. "What's going on here? What is this?" "This is a TV," I said. "It's something you watch for entertainment such as movies, opera, news, etc." "Do you get all of that on that machine?" she asked, amazement in her sound. "Yep." "What's this?" "It's a foreign film called Godzilla vs The Smog Monster." "Ohhhh. What's it about?" "Humans have been polluting Earth, and with that pollution came Hedorah, the smog monster. He's an alien that came from outer space and landed in pollution. The more pollution he takes, the bigger he gets." "Who could stop him?" "Godzilla can. He's a good guy in this movie." "And what's his origin?" "In the year 1945, an atomic bomb woke him up from his millions of years slumber. Because of that, he rose from the waters and attacked Japan. Because of the bomb, he has an ability to breathe fire, like a dragon. Weapons are useless against him and he's fought many other creatures, aliens, and robots. He can also be a good guy, and early this year came out Shin-Godzilla. Good movie, if I may add." "This monster intrigues me," said Celestia, as she crossed her slender legs. "Are there any other Godzilla related things?" "I have all of them, except for Shin-Godzilla, which should be released soon." "Can we see the other movies after this?" she asked with her tail swishing back and forth. "If that's what you'd like then sure, your highness." "Please, just call me Celestia or Celly." "Sure, Celestia. Also, sorry about me barging in on you while you took a bath. That was inappropriate of me." "That's okay," she replied. "I can tell you liked looking at my body, am I wrong?" "N-no!" I retorted hurriedly, looking away from her, "I'm not that kind of person." "Oh come on Bryan," Celestia said, as I look back at her, "don't be shy." She took her hands to her left leg and slid it back and forth slowly against her white fur. I gulped, as I continued to stare. "I don't bite." she said, clearly with a purr in her voice. "Okay," I retorted unsure, as I chuckled nervously, "p-please stop doing that." "Tehee. I'm just messing with you." she replied, nudging me on my shoulder. "You're quite the troll, Celestia." "You could say that," she gave me a wink with her tongue sticking out. "It feels good to have some company around here," I said. "It's been a while, and Drake has been busy with his life." "Who's Drake?" "He's a friend of mine. I haven't talked to him in a while." "Perhaps you should." "Should I?" "You're his friend, right?" "Yes." "Then do it." "... You're right," I got up to the kitchen to grab the phone and punch in the numbers. I stood there as the phone rang until it stopped. "Yo!" said Drake's voice from the phone. "Bryan it's been a while! How've you been?" "It's been going great, Drake. What're you up to?" "I was gonna surprise you, but I'm coming over to check on you." "Wh-what?" "You heard me, I'm coming over. See you in half an hour." "Okay, see you in half an hour, bud." "Chao," he said before we both hung up. "Oh no," I said with worry. "This is bad." "What is?" Celestia asked. "He's coming over and I can't have you being seen. God knows how he'll react." "Perhaps hiding in your room is the best." "Don't worry, Celly. I have an idea." "And that is?" "Stay in my room and I'll leave you with some food and drinks to have while I hang out with him. I don't know for how long, but it could take a while." "Is there anything I can do in there?" "I have books, movies, and a gaming system. Perhaps I should teach you that later tonight." "I don't mind reading a book. Books are the only other entertainment I get from Equestria." "Good enough. I need you to be quiet and not make a peep in there as well. I can't have it locked on the outside." "Got it." "First thing's first, I need to take a shower myself," I said to myself as I head into the hallway. It's been around twenty nine minutes, as I hang out with Celestia in my room until the time has come. Suddenly, a knock come from the front door. "Okay Celly," I said, getting up from the end of the bed. "I'll be with my friend for a bit. See you in a while." "I understand," she said. "Go. Have a good day with your friend." "Thanks," I said, as I walked out of the room and shut the door behind me. I arrived down the hallway until I came up to the front door and opened it up. Standing there was none other than Drake. Still looking the same as before. Blonde hair, green eyes, wearing his usual Pink Floyd shirts as casual wear. "Bryan!" he said, as we both gave each other bro hugs. "It's so good to see you again!" "You too," I said, as we broke the hug, "and you still haven't changed one bit." "Wanna head out?" "Oh! Sure. Hold on a sec." I walked back to my room to see Celestia lying back on my bed, reading one of my books. She looked at me with a cocked eyebrow. "Well, that was rather quick." "Sorry, but I'm gonna be out for a while. See you soon. You can go out of my room, but not for too long." "Okay." she smiled at me. "Have a good day." I smile back at her before reaching over for my jacket and placing it on. I closed the door behind myself before heading out the door. It's a pretty cold day in New York - winter is on its way and the temperature drops bit by bit. Drake and I sit on our chairs in Subway that's not far from home. He bit into his six inch meatball sandwich, as I took a sip of my coke. "So what's it like around home now?" he asked. "Everything is going fine over at my place. Quiet and peaceful." "Ever think about getting yourself a girlfriend?" "...Maybe." "Why maybe? How about now?" "I'm just unsure of what kind of girl I'm into yet." "Come on, Bryan! There are plenty of women to meet out there. There's gotta be someone that you like." "What about you? Do you have a girlfriend?" "I'm meeting someone," he said before taking a sip of his pepsi. "And?" "Her name is Nora." "Cute name." "We met during my shift at Best Buy. She's a fan of Rick & Morty and the two of us have had a short conversation. She then gave me her number and the two of us talk whenever." "Lucky you," I commented, taking a bite of my veggie sandwich. "Come on, dude. Tell me what kind of girls are you into?" "I don't know, but why are you so curious about it?" "Why are you asking me a question with a question?" "Why are you asking a question I don't want to talk about?" "Why are you blocking?" "I'm not blocking." "Then why are you not answering me?" "I'm embarrassed to say." "Dude, if you're gay, I'm cool with that." "I'm not gay, stupid!" "Just please tell me what is your kind of girl? A girl who is caring? A rough one? A cute shy girl? A clumsy one?" "Well," I said, as I looked towards the window to see people passing by and cars driving along the road. "I want a girl who is sweet and a bit funny. A girl who I could talk to and enjoy a conversation with." "So... that's it?" "I think so," I said, looking back at him. "I can't think of anything else." "Its cool. If you ever meet this girl you find, then let me meet her." "Sure. When I do." "Cool," he said, as he took bite of his sandwich. If I could pick anyone to fall in love with, it might actually be a woman like Celestia. Someone who I can talk to and have a long chat with. I'd also like to cuddle with someone while watching TV or a movie. Finding a woman is going to be difficult for me - I'm a pretty shy guy, but why is it that I can talk to Celestia? She's like a woman in a way. We both talk to one another and have normal conversations. The only difference is that she's an alicorn and I'm a human. Seeing a man fall in love with a alicorn sounds pretty messed up. If only she were human, then things wouldn't be so bad. I sat on my chair thinking about my latest guest: what if she were human? She would have beauty that would make any model jealous, a perfect body and breasts that could make any man go gaga for her. If she and I walked around town, every man would be jealous of me, along with the women being jealous of her beauty. If only she were human... If only. "What's up with you?" asks Drake, making me snap back to reality. "Huh? Wha-?" "You were spacing out. What were you thinking about?" "N-nothing. Just Godzilla." "Godzilla? Seriously? You nerd." "You wannabe." The both of us chuckled, then laughed out loud. We look around after laughing to notice people in line looking at us as though we were odd-balls. We cleared our throats and sat quietly till everyone looked away from us. "I can't tell him about Celestia." I thought. "He would either go crazy or call me crazy for telling him that I sorta like an alicorn princess."