Today I went to Granny's house and we had a yummy lunch of a daisy sandwich and a grass shake We went to the local museum to see the founding of NeighNeigh and the 1 BPW (Baby Princess's Weight) diamond that was found here. Suddenly a unicorn covered in black jumped through a window with her horn blared brightly, she shouted to us to put our hooves up and nopony gets hurt. She then blasted the diamond's case and then took the diamond. We were scared. I we went to the police station and they told us to wait, which is why I sent you this.
Dear Mr Wealthy
I am sorry I can not come to the meeting as planned. I have been delayed due to a robbery at the NeighNeigh museum. I will describe the scene in case you know of anything that could help the police. I was walking around the museum trying to find something to discuss in our meeting together. A black mare jumped through the window and yelled something but I left before anything happened. After having a drink I went to the police station to see a grandma and her grand-daughter sitting down, they told me to wait because I was a witness.
Deer Daddy
Today I was at the meusum with Mummy and I saw a blac pomy with purpel majik. I am at tha polece stashon and I hav to wate.
Dear Husband
I took Minty Lolly to the museum and she was so excited. I had to keep telling her not to touch the items on display. A pegasus in black burst through a window and stole the diamond. I went to the police station where I met a grandma and her granddaughter, and an archeologist.
roxspy1000: hey dude bobone: what bro? roxspy1000: I was at the museum and it was soooo boring bobone: ikr grown ups are so boring roxspy1000: a really cool mare burst through the window and the glass ripped some if the cloth, I saw a star in her cutie mark. bobone: woah dude, that's serious! roxspy1000: yeah, now I'm stuck in a boring police station. Lol , I hope u r having more fun!
Dear Princess Celestia
I hope you like the diamond I sent you. It's a whole 500 carats! I won't tell you where I got it but it took a while.
At the police station, we put everything together. I was shocked by the fact that somepony saw a pegasus even though it was clearly a unicorn. I then realised it must have been Twilight. I never thought about what happened after but I swear that the horn grew shorter. It might mean something and it might not. I am just hoping it isn't actually Twilight Sparkle
Dear Mr Wealthy
It is obvious that we put the evidence but the result astounded me. It was Twilight Sparkle, the princess of friendship. I'm absolutely sure that it wasn't her. I do remember that after I ran away, I noticed a bit of her exposed coat change colour. I hope it wasn't just a trick of the light, I think it was a clue.
Deer Daddy
We found it was the prinses ov frendship. the polece asked me if I saw amything, I told them I saw selestia meet up with the robba.
Dear Husband
Minty Lolly said that she saw Princess Celestia but that's ridiculous, though I did see the pegasus have little holes in her wings but that must be because of the glass.
roxspy1000: OMG that's crazy! bobone: huh? what dude? roxspy1000: I was listning to the police and you'll never guess bobone: What did they say? roxspy1000: They said that it was Twilight! bobone: WOAH OMG! That is crazy! roxspy1000: yeah but why would she do that? And why would she make a hissing noise? bobone: idk, brb I gotta share this.
Dear Princess Celestia
I framed Twilight for the robbery. I do not work cheaply, I demand to be paid 300 bits, unless you will give me a pony with lots of love to feed on. If you don't meet my requirements I will frame you for a robbery too. You have been warned!
After telling Twilight about the framing, went to the castle to talk to Princess Celestia. When we got there we found the throne to be blasted apart! It was either the changeling or Twilight but either way we are at least one princess down. This is surprising news but I hope Equestria can cope.
Dear Mr Wealthy
It is an outrage! Princess Celestia has been blown to pieces! It might have been Twilight or the changeling, nopony knows. I hope I can find some interesting artefacts though. Every blown up throne has an artifactual lining.
Deer Daddy
Prinses Selestia has been blown up! I hop that she is alive.
Dear Husband
Minty Lolly is sad that Princess Celestia's throne has been exploded. The sun still rises though, she's probably ok.
roxspy1000: hey dude bobone: what bro? roxspy1000: The Princess has been blown up! bobone: wat? Twilight's dead? roxspy1000: No, Celestia. And only her throne has been blown up. bobone: woah dude, that's serious! roxspy1000: yeah! But Equestria will cope :P It sounds silly but the explosion looks too neat, what if Celesta faked her death :P bobone: LOL That would be sooo stupid. Maybe she did, out of embarrassment maybe. roxspy1000: Nah, I think that the detectives will look into it though, seeya bobone: Yeah, seeya
Dear Diary
I faked my death because the ponies figured out it was me. I hope Equestria won't fall into chaos and nopony has any initiative to do anything. I will still raise the sun though because Twilight, Luna, and Cadence don't want to. I hope one day, the ponies will forget that I did that and I can return. I framed Twilight because she was getting too powerful, you'll understand when you're a princess.
