Well Someone Around Here Has To!
I sighed happily as I laid down the last of the floor wax. The hallway shining like a well polished Lombardi Cup as the Super Bowl drew near, I take great pride in my work and it really shows. The entrance hall of Canterlot High finally shined like it was just built. I am the janitor at the school, name's Discord pleased to meet you. I'd offer you some tea but...there's the little problem of you being on the other side of a screen, probably ready to drop trou and start jacking it once we get to the good stuff.
Anyway, I gave the halls; the bathrooms and the classrooms a final once over as I wheeled my mop bucket around, as I smiled and put it away I adjusted my red janitorial jumpsuit and made sure I had my keys; wallet, and made my way out for home. When I passed the main office door, I heard the definitive sounds of someone tapping away at a computer, who could still be working at this hour on a Friday of all days?
"Hello? Who's in there?" I asked as I began to knock, instantly the tapping stopped and I was buzzed in.
"Hello Discord...to what...do I owe the pleasure of having you in my office?" It was Principal Celestia, she said her words through a fake smile and grit teeth. Okay I admit, both back when WE were in high school and even now in our adult hood...I can be something of a....well let's let the flashback show you shall we?...
Sometime in the past.
Tia and I were in grade school when we met, I don't really remember clearly when that was...it could have been at a time when her favorite cartoon on TV was She-Ra and mine was He-Man, or maybe it was a little later where we both liked Tiny Toons, but I was more into scary movies while she hated them...anyway...when we were kids who first met, it was our first day of school at Canterlot Elementary school.
I showed up after my mom had forced me into the red button up shirt and brown dress pants I hated, with my lunch in a brown bag with my name and love mom written on it. Yeah I love my mother like any son should but..she just didn't get school boys and how they worked. I first saw Celestia that fateful first day when she was all alone, scared even of a new school with new faces. So being the little gentleman I was, I walked up to her with my head help high with a friendly hello and welcome to the school...
"Discord! You know as well as I do that's not what happened." Pririncipal Celestia said as I tried my best to reminisce with her. I had taken a seat opposite her and tried to explain that it was late on a Friday afternoon and like the students who rushed off to make the most of the weekend, she should be doing the same. She had said that there was still so much for her to do before she could call it a week. Insurance claims to file after the Fall Formal; the Battle Of The Bands incident, and then the Friendship Games. Not to mention the usual brand of duties and administrative position of power demanded.
"My dear friend Celestia? What ever do you mean?" I said as innocently and nonchalantly as I could. Celestia looked up from her computer.
"You came to school in an AC/DC T-shirt and ratty jeans; had a tuna and lima bean sandwich, you dropped a worm in my hair, you put a frog in my sister's desk, and got detention for leaving a whoopee cushion on the principal's chair. A prankster through and through since day one Discord." She said as I only chuckled and got behind her.
"And you worry too much, you know something Tia you gotta learn to relax." I placed my hands on her shoulders over her blazer and began to squeeze and rub the hard flesh of her shoulder blades. She had a LOT of tension in them. Celestia tilted her head back letting out a soft little moan as she starts to enjoy it. "See? Let me take care of such a great boss Tia." She giggles softly as I give her a massage.
"If you want a raise you're not getting it by just buttering me up and oooow oooohhh..." she couldn't finish due to my magic touch working a crick in her neck that finally got release. I chuckled as I heard a few bones crack softly as I rocked her head around loosening up the stiff neck bones.
"Why would I need a raise when you take such good care of me?...Tia do you remember that time in our first year here when WE were C.H.S alumni? It was the valentine's Day dance?" I asked as she ever so slightly parted her lips a bit in bliss.
"Yes." Was all she could say.
"And you remember how I asked you to dance? In my best blazer suit with the blue Sapphire bolo tie?"I said as I began to guide my hands to her collarbone, I circled a finger on each one gently as she giggled like she was that peppy girl I was reminded of.
"Yes...I said go away or I'll have my dad who was a chaperone that night, bum rush you into the dumpster.'' She said with a giggle making me recoil back a bit before returning to the massage. I leaned her forward in her chair some as I pressed my palms the backs of her shoulder blades.
"OK that first year was a fluke but it was the senior year that I finally got you to say yes...mhhh it was the Vinyl Scratch girl's father who was the DJ that night right? What was his name? Noteworthy right?"
"Mhhmm oooohhh Discord...a little lower please...here let me." To my surprise, Celestia hopped up onto her desk and took her jacket off. Laying on it in just her red top. I took it as a sign of how we'd known each other for years and she trusted me that way.
"It was the song Never Knew Love Like This Before that you said yes too and danced with me right?" I said as I took her shoes off and then her socks. Exposing her smooth and snowy white feet. I took the left on in my hands at the ankle before rubbing it in my grip.
"Mhhh yeah...it was." She said with more little moans and soft coos as I brought her foot closer to me, soft and smooth skin gave ever so slightly as I gently planted a kiss on her big toe, she kept herself fresh with talcum powder and sheen thin black socks. "Discord? What are you?..." she said a little confused.
"Sssshhh...don't talk unless you want me to stop Tia, Just let me work." I said as I wrapped my lips around her toes and gently suckle on it before I kissed the velvety soft sole of her left foot. She always had great feet and they where a bit of turn on for me. I made a few little sounds as I gently bit on each of the tops of her toes before we rubbing the soles on my cheek taking in the linen freshness of the light layer of powder on them before setting theme down and looking up at her.
"You know, you've been so preoccupied with work you forgot what day this is Tia."
I said as she smiled at me, her hands slowly undoing the button up fly of her pantsuit pants. "It's the sixteenth...the fourteenth was Tuesday...we both missed Valentine's Day you know that?" I saiddon't as I sat down in her chair and began to gently place a hand on her cheek as I drew her close to me.
"I know.'' Was all she could say as her one free hand went to the zipper of my janitor suit, she pulled it down slowly Exposing the white undershirt with the sweat stains on it.
"Let's make up for the lost time...shall we?" I said as I was just inches away from her lips I could feel her sweet smelling breath as she parted her lips for a kiss. I placed my hand behind her head drawing her closers to me as she continued to pull my zipper down, as I took over the buttons her pants. Once they where open she giggled as she opened her mouth and let me in. My tongue began to wiggle around in her mouth as I took control of her a bit.
The slippery pink muscles began to dance and slap at each other. She pulled back with her mouth open a bit as the locked tongues where the only thing connecting us. When she let mine go a long thin trail of saliva dripped from out lips as Celestia slipped her pants off. She sat on her desk in her top and her lacy white panties, her favorite panties. The ones with the sun bedazzled in yellow rhinestones on the backside, her full round rear hugging them tightly, her wide feminine and lusciously full hips, she was so beautiful.
"Ladies first." I said with a chuckle as she complied by wrapping her legs around my head as she drew me close to her crotch. For a full minute, all I did was rest my face in between the hold her thick thighs held my head in while my face rested against the soft cottony soft fabric of her panties. A soft smell of lemons filling my olfactories as I stuck my tongue out and gave her crotch a soft lick.
"Ohhhh Discord m...mhhhh you haven't changed a bit." She said as I began to gently lick her through the fabric of her panties, a slightly salty taste mixed with the tart sourness of lemon dancing on my tongue. Not, exactly the candy like sugary sweetness we're lead to belive female sexual fluid tastes like, but not off putting. I hooked my fingers onto the sides of her panties, I them to the side but didn't remove them fully, perfering to leave them on a bit.
I took in the sight of her flower as I parted her panties to the side, the peaky little folds gently bloomed open as I gently began to lick at them. Celestia gave more soft oooohhh and ahhhhhs as my tongue tip lapped and darted at her folds, word of wisdom to you fellas out there, it's never about how deep you can give it to your lovely lady, the outer layer of the love tunnel are way more receptive than the inner depths.
I darted my tongue at the hood of tender flesh covering her clitoris. The ever elusive pink pearl that many a hapless romantic either neglects or rushes too without any finesse. Not wanting to rush things, I licked at Celestia's clitorial hood as my hands rested on her hips gently caressing themy as she moaned louder at the attention I was giving her. I decided to give her a little more and slide my tongue into her velvetyou inner walls. I parted the outer folds a bit wider with my fingers while my tongue began to lick and my lips suckle tenderly at her lower ones.
"You know, you've tasted so delicious, you never lost that sweet tangy flavor that I first tasted that night at the dance...we snuck off into the very closet I use today to store cleaning supplies...our first time." I said between eating her out.
"Yeah...it took an hour of fumbling in the dark for you to get my bra off, then twenty minutes of us awkwardly feeling each other up. I remember how I squeezed your nut sack too hard and you needed a few more minutes for the pain to pass."
"Yes...but as I recall you more than made up for it with that mouth of yours, didn't you?" I said before giving her tender wet flesh one last little kiss, her giggles a testament to how I was fairly certain that my goatee beard was tickling her. My hands finished taking off the red janitor jumpsuit standing in her office in my tee and goofy heart print underwear.
"Mhhhh I did...I think it's time to see if I still have that..."special talent." She said with lust dripping from her every word. Celestia placed her fingers in the waistband of my underwear and tugged them down, my full mast errection springing free able to breathe. The long pole of man meat bobbed and twitched softly as it stood at attention as Celestia licked her lips at seeing it, like she was eyeing her favorite slice of lemon merengue cake on Tuesday.
"Mhhh still the perfect size for you Tia?" I asked as she gave my eight and a half inches a little lick from the base along the veiny shaft before softly kissing the tip. She gave a soft mhhhmm as she softly sucked on the tip while circling her tongue around it. I gave my own litter sighs of pleasure as she began to slowly take me into her mouth. I sighed and really began to enjoy it as she began to deep throat me. Her head bobbing along my shafts as all eight inches poked and disappeared into her throat.
I placed a hand on Celestia'so hair and gave it a few loving strokes as she looked up at me while sucking me off. "You still got it girl." I said as she winked and giggled as she stuck her tongue out and ran it over my testicles. It was almost too much, I was about to blow. "Tia...wait please." I said prompting a soft hmmm? From her before she spit me out.
"What's wrong Dissy?" She asked using her old pet name for me. As she sat back on her desk laying on her back with her legs lewdly out in a spread eagle pose.
"Wouldn't want to ruin the moment by having my party cannon going off." I said borrowing a phrase from the school wing nut Pinkie Pie. Celestia giggled at my little joke as I climbed on top of her. My hands locking with hers as we kissed again, it was a warm and tender kiss. Lips pressing together with our tongue tips gently poking out to touch gently. I pressed my hard man meat on her tight as I lined it up getting in position, my hand stroking her hair between kisses aso my other one rested on her chest, feeling her tender and supple breasts under her top.
"Do me like a bad girl Discord, just like when we were young." She said as I felt the top of my man hood poking at her entrance.
"We're still young Celestia, but I'lldo just that." I said giving my hips and single hard thrust as she shuddered feeling my full length stuffing her. She was right about neither of us being young, but we were far from past our prime. She wasn't an inexperienced girl who'd be uneasy or have this feel awkward, anymore than I was a young man that would need hours just to get this far without chickening out.
I gave Celestia a few good thrust as my hips made my length piston away at her, she made cute little coos and more soft mhhhhs as we got lost in the bliss of the sexual haze. Her soft skin soon became damp with sweat as did my own, every bead of it dripping down onto her as I grit my teeth trying my damdest nothe to cum given the previous attention she had given me.
"Aahhhh oooohhh yesss oh Discord, Ohhhh Discord. Please don't stopen Discord, fuck me fuck me Ohhhh fuck me!" She cried out her polite natural abandoned in favor of raw, lewd desire. I was only too happy to oblige in spite of my attempt to delay my orgasm. Thankfully Celestia dug her fingernails into my shoulder blades aso error legs wrapped around my waist.
I could feel her tighten her inner vaginal muscles around my shaft as she climaxed. She gave one last cry of pleasure as the waves of bliss washed over her in her pleasure. "Tia!..I...I can't hold it anymore..." I warned as I could feel a pressure in my orbs build as the tip tingled as it stroked the velvety flesh of her passage.
"Inside, please cum inside me Discord." She said as I silenced her with one last kiss. As my tip shot off loads of my love juice into her, the warm splashespecially of semem splattered against her cervix. I gave a few last whispy breaths as I slowly pulled out of her. Celestia lay on her desk, all her limbs limp and a relaxed and pleasured look on her face.
"Mhhhh...so I take it you're feeling a lot less stressed now?" I asked as I got my clothes back on, while simultaneously handing back hers.
"Much better Dissy." She said as she nonchalantly got dressed, I helped her off her desk as I gave her a tight, loving embrace.
"No more late nights? I said as we both made our way to the office door, my hand reaching for the doorknob as her's got the light switch.
"No more late nights." She said back as she leaned on my shoulder, the room went dark as I walked her home. She leaned on my side lovingly cooing like a dove occasionally slipping me a kiss as I lead her all the way through the after hours school to her car. Shadows of our former selves a pale reflection of both our past, and our students of the present the whole way home.