In Which Twilight Decides to Go Fuck Herself
In a bed, in a guest room, in the royal palace, in the Crystal Empire, laid Twilight Sparkle on her stomach and felt just as guilty as horny.
The reason was a small piece of paper in front of her, with a text in her sister-in-law's neat and floral hoof-writing. That, though, was not the reason she had taken it from where it had laid on a small table outside her guest room. No, the big reason was the big, rather detailed drawing of an erected penis that embellished the whole upper half of the paper. It was all very embarrassing. When Cadence went looking for it--and she would, of course, given its nature--and if she remembered where she had dropped it, she would without a doubt guess who had taken it. And how could she give it back? "Oh, by the way, I found this! Didn't know you were so good at drawing."
Unthinkable.
And then, there was the actual text.
It was a spell. A spell, if Twilight could analyse it correctly (and she could, oh yes she could), a spell to... lets say, temporarily invert a mare's business bits. Or, to say it another way, a spell that made a mare grow a perfectly working cock.
And if there was something her royal highness Twilight Sparkle wanted in this moment, it was a big, throbbing cock. Well, perhaps not on herself. In herself, rather. For the first time, to be irritatingly, embarrassingly precise.
But how? Asking somepony else was as out of the question as always. Flirting was simply not something the young princess knew how to do. No, she had to rely on herself, as always in sexual matters. If only she could... well, duplication spells never worked very reliably, but...
And then it struck her. The time spell! The brief travelling back in time with Star Swirls time spell that one time had piqued her interest, and she had spent some considerable time analysing the spell and the theory around it. She had realized that she had used it all wrong. It was not meant to be used to travel back in time for a while, just to return to where she started. Correctly used, the spell would simply move someponys time stream to a different point. One would just go back in time and stay there. Something which made the spell both easier and harder to use.
Or, as her hormone-addled brain just told her, she could use the spell to go back in time, just twenty minutes or so, and fuck herself. With the cock from Cadences spell.
The thought made her move a hoof to touch her terribly unfucked marehood and rub it vigorously. She lifted her hindquarters a bit from the bed and moved her legs apart just to reach better. She briefly considered her pose. If anypony came in through the door behind her, she would look perfectly slutty, with her marehood wide open like she was waiting for a stallion, any stallion, to mount her. The mere
thought made her moan loudly. Good thing the guest rooms in the castle were all treated with a diplomatic-grade privacy spell. This time-travelling cock fantasy was one of her more arousing, she had to admit to herself.
Suddenly, there was a loud crackling sound in the room. Twilight froze and looked over her shoulder. There, just behind her bed, she could clearly see... herself!?
This other Twilight Sparkle looked back with glazed eyes and trembling legs, coat all sweaty and sticky. Oh, and between her legs bobbed the biggest cock Twilight had seen on her entire life.
New Twilight fixated her gaze between old Twilights legs and spoke.
"Oh fuck, you have no idea how badly I need that thing right now!"
And so she took a few wobbly but quick steps up on the bed, put her front hooves firmly between old Twilights very stiff wings and unceremoniously pushed her solid cock straight into the pussy in front of here, all the way to the hilt.
Old Twilight screamed loudly of shock and pleasure alike, her mind reduced to a mess as her cock-wielding self on top of her started to
rut her like crazy. Was this really happening!? Had she gone through with the silly fantasy, this magical malpractice, and used advance-level magic just to, well, take her own virginity? She only knew one thing: she would not look a gift pony in the mouth. Or, well, in any other orifice. She was finally getting herself fucked, and she would bloody well savour that moment, no matter the weirdness of the situation.
The Twilight on top of her seemed to be of the same opinion.
"Oh wow! Oh fuck shit fuuuuck yes! I can't believe how good this is! I had no idea I was this tight! Wow, I think I'm flaring! I'm... I'm... fuck yes, at last... uh..."
And with a deep grunt, upper Twilight started pumping burst after burst of semen into lower Twilight's body. Then she pulled back, and with a wet, sloppy sound the still hugely flared cock left the pussy, trembled for a bit, and shot a final rope of thick semen that landed on the tail, back, and all the way up to the mane of the fucked pony on the bed.
Cock-Twilight plopped down the the side of her uncocked other self.
"Oh fuck, stallions have it easy! That was not difficult at all, I just had to keep humping to get to orgasm! It's so much more work to get off as a mare."
"Well, I know that!" panted the cockless Twilight and gave her ravisher an angry look. "I didn't get off! You still have work left to
do!"
"Right, right, just let me catch my breath. Look, the penis is already receding!" She lifted her leg. "Haha, it's reverting right back to my original vulva! Aaand it's done, all back to normal, no after-effects at all. Such neat spellwork! I should congratulate Cadence. If it wouldn't be so soul-crushingly embarrassing, of course."
"But... I... cock..."
"Well well!" She clopped her front hooves together a couple of times. "We have now successfully ticked off item 1a, 'fucking with a cock,' and 1b, 'getting fucked by a cock,' from the list. On to items 2a and b: giving and receiving cunnilingus!"
The still unsatisfied Twilight could only watch back between her still stiff wings as the other pony moved into position under her tail.
"Soo... this is how I look from behind while aroused? Neat! Hm, there's a lot of semen here... well, I suppose it's only my own, and it's my own vulva as well, so here goes..." And she gave a wide lick all over the pussy, generating a whimper from the other end of the bed.
"Mm. Semen has a taste a bit like fresh grass, I think. And there is something else, a bit like some kind of fish. Haddock? No, more like halibut. Oh wait, that's vaginal fluid, of course."
"SHUT UP AND GET ME OFF!"
"Oh, right, sorry." She took a good grip on the butt in front of her and separated the buttocks and labia, tried not to consider exactly what kind of orchid the inner parts of the marehood looked like, and started working her tongue down into the folds.
"Oh... oh yes... this is sooo good..."
The tongue went deep into the newly fucked opening.
"Yes, that's nice..."
And then out again and down to touch the little nub, a move that was rewarded with a load panting from the other end of the pony.
"Yes! Keep going like that! Yess... I'm close. I'm close! Oh... what!?"
Twilight looked back to the grinning face behind her.
"Don't stop now, for pony's sake!" she screamed.
"OK, if you say so." Back into business again.
"Keep going... keep going... yesss.... what, not again!?"
"I'm edging you! You know this! I do it all the time when masturbating! It's even more fun to do it to somepony else!" And then she backed off and just looked at the quivering pony in front of her.
"Let's wait for a moment. It's all going to feel better that way, I promise."
"Wait!" As the worst part of her tension receded, Twilight got a little bit of nervousness back. "Are you really me from the future? Can you prove it? Tell me something only I know!"
The other Twilight smiled a wicked smile to her other self, and then slowly crawled up her body until they laid right next to each other, muzzles almost touching, gazing into each others eyes. Old Twilight could feel the scent of cum and pussy on the breath of her other self.
And then, new Twilight whispered:
"I'm going to tell you my deepest, most shameful secret."
Pause.
"Even through I regard myself as mostly straight, I have always lusted for my best and oldest friend, ever since she was my foalsitter. And now she's my sister-in-law. And I still want to fuck her so badly."
The piece of paper had dropped on the floor. She levitated it up to hang over them.
"That was the best part with this. That I haven't only taken my own virginity with my own cock, but it's partly Cadences cock too. I can't believe the luck, this little paper ended up right under my nose."
Old Twilights head was spinning with conflicting emotion. But one thing was more important than the others.
"I... I still really need to get off."
"Of course. Time for items 3a and b: giving and receiving fellatio."
And so new Twilight read the paper thoroughly, lighted her horn, and looked down at the sloppy, swollen marehood of her other self, as it started to churn and move. The wide-open pussy closed up, the lips thickened, and the ragingly erect clitoris started to grow rapidly, until it had transformed completely into a huge, throbbing cock. She smiled.
"Look at it. Just look at it! What a specimen."
"Don't just look at it, you idiot," growled the now stupidly horny Twilight between gritted teeth. "I don't care if you transform my cunt into a porcupine as long as you get the damn thing off!"
New Twilight giggled and moved her head down to inspect the big balls, hanging below the shaft. "So beautiful." She kissed them, and then started to lick up the full length to the top, which was already starting to flare slightly. Slowly, slowly, she repeated the action all around the big cock, until all of it glistened of wetness. She waited a moment, gave other Twilight a look, and then took the head into her mouth.
"Oooh fuuuck!"
She moved her head up and down, sucking and flicking her tongue around the now rapidly flaring head.
"Yess! I'm conna cum! I'm gonna cum! I'll fill your mouth with spunk until it bursts! OH, COME ON!"
Yes: with a plopping sound, new Twilight had taken her mouth off the bulging cock head. Old Twilight desperately reached for it with her hooves, but fields of magic moved them away again.
"Oh no, not yet! Not this way!"
"Yes! Now! Pleeease! This is torture!"
"I know. But you know exactly what to do to get off."
"What? No! I don't!"
New Twilight sighed. "I'm so dense when I'm horny. I need to make a note of that. I'm not the one to get you off! Well, technically, but..."
"But then who... oh! Oh, I'm good! I'm very, very good!"
"Exactly."
Old Twilight worked herself up on her wobbly legs and got herself standing behind the bed. She looked at her other self with glazed eyes and trembling legs, coat all sweaty and sticky. Oh, and between her legs bobbed the biggest cock any of them had seen in their entire life. She grinned a wicked smile.
"I'm going to punish you so bad for this right now," she said as her horn lit up and she disappeared with a crackling sound.
Twilight looked at the place her other self had been.
"Oh, I know you will. The good part with travelling back in time is that you always know what's going to happen." And she stretched herself out on the messy bed to relax in the afterglow.
Then she thought of something.
"Wait! Does this count as regular fucking or just masturbation? If it's masturbation, I'm still technically a virgin!"