> The Missing Panties > by Chase123 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > It Would Be A Normal Sleepover, They Said. > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's one of those sleepover thingies that Twilight has us do. Most girls would think that would be fun, but for me, eh, it's just an occasion to try to hide my blush. Wouldn't it feel awkward to be a guy at a girl's sleepover watching everyone dress? Maybe it's nice to see them dress but in my case, being lesbian, it's weird. It's embarrassing. Seeing them dress into pajamas, seeing their bras, and panties. I have to cover up my red cheeks when I see Applejack undress. Nice thing that no one knows your inside thoughts. "Hi’ya Dashie!" Pinkie greeted with a giggling. I try to stay cool. "Oh hi, Pinkie." "You’re getting little red," Pinkie exclaimed. "Red at night sailor's delight! Heh, that's a funny one isn't it?" "Yeah," I say, trying to find excuses. "Weird quote. Hmm." "It sure is!" she says with a little laugh as she bounces on her bed. Applejack puts a shirt on. "Are ya ok there sugarcube?" "Yeah I'm fine.." I say softly. "I'm totally fine, I'm absolutely not freaking out." Real cool, Dashie. Remember play it cool, like James Bond. "We’re going to have so much fun with this truth or dare thing," Twilight says. My head shudders, my stomach feels like it has a million butterflies flying around, my hands become sweaty, I gulp to get rid of the lump in my throat. Twilight never said we were going to play truth or dare! That game always seemed to to take your privacy, it didn’t feel comfortable, but hey should i show any weakness, nah. My eyes twitch, and I turn my head over as I look at her. "Truth or dare? Why are we doing that?" I force a laugh trying to sound normal. Hiding a shaky, nervous voice has never been a talent for me. "Of course silly! What's a sleepover without a good truth or dare?" Pinkie asks with a high pitched squeal. "I wouldn't do such a ridiculous game," Rarity says, her nose up in the air. Yeah, I am pretty sure I have to just put up with, instead of running away like a coward. What would be my excuse? I'm allergic to telling the truth? It's fine for Rarity to complain about everything, she does not have the reputation for being as awesome as I am, y'know, fearless and brave. It takes a lot to be me. I don't want to look stupid because knowing Pinkie Pie, well something embarrassing is going to come up. Hopefully she didn't dwell on my blushing when Applejack was changing. Still, Pinkie was my biggest fear, especially in this game. Nothing bad is going to happen. Yes everything is going to go swell! I shouldn't overreact, nothing bad will happen. "Let's get this amazing truth or dare started!!" Pinkie says with a grin. "Ah'm ready," Applejack says with a grin at me. Ok. That's not good. I know to be scared now. That's not a good grin. It's a grin of evil. Pure evil! I have to start calming down. I gotta calm down. Sure calm down when I know that I'll be having to do something stupid and I'm in the same room with a bunch of girls in tight shirts. Yeah, I'm screwed. Fluttershy just sits down on the bed and watches. "I'll stay here and watch.." "Calm down Fluttershy! Nothing bad comes out of you playing!'' I say almost saying to myself. "I'm good," Fluttershy says softly as she hugs her teddy bear tightly. That was a wise decision. We four sit in a row, without Rarity and Fluttershy. Rarity starts looking at a magazine for fashion and Fluttershy just humming to herself cuddling her teddy bear. If I had a teddy right now I would be strangling it to death. My stomach hurts. "Rainbow you look like you’re being strangled," Twilight says in a worried tone. "Are ya sure ya want to play?" Applejack smirks at me. "Shut up AJ," I say to her. She giggles. "It's going to be ok Dashie!" Pinkie says with a shrill in her voice. "I'm not scared guys. Heck, they are the ones that are scared." I say with a laugh pointing my head at the direction of Fluttershy and Rarity. "I'm ready for anything." I'm ready for this to be over. “We all know the rules, you either pick truth and answer the question truthfully or pick dare and then have to perform the dare. But if you’re caught lying then you have to perform the dare too. So who wants to go first?” Twilight asks. Pinkie jumps up and down raising her hand high, "Me! Me! Me!" "Go for it Pinkie," Applejack says. "Fluttershy truth or-" Pinkie begins but is interrupted by a small voice. "Oh, um, Pinkie, I'm not playing," Fluttershy says. Pinkie’s mouth formed a frown, “Oh, yeah, party pooper.” Please not me. Don't pick me. Her mouth begins to form a letter. Not R. Not R. Oh it's going to be me. It's going to be me. Pinkie’s lips curl upwards, “Twilight. Truth or dare?” ''Truth," Twilight replies. "What is the latest secret that you’ve heard," Pinkie had an evil look on her face, "that you forgot to pinkie promise?" "Umm," I say interrupting, "can we just say that this game causes us to become a little more dark than what we should be? I mean, it's good to have privacy! If that's the case then.." "Shhh Rainbow." Applejack says. I look at Twilight. She looks back at me. A small blushing grin. Her cheeks are dark pink her eyes show a message. Please don't murder me for this. Twilight takes a shaky breath and gulps. "The last secret that I heard was.." She pauses. I shake my head at her. "Well it's that..." Twilight says biting her lip. If only she didn't see me bring it along! If only if I didn't lie things around in her house! She would never have found it and never have asked me! I was in a situation where I couldn't lie. And well here it comes. "Rainbow Dash has a lucky panty." Twilight says looking at me with sympathy. Laughter comes out everywhere, even Fluttershy laughs a bit. The laughter makes me feel I should hide under the pillow, I stared at Twilight, trying to ignore the laughs. I do admit it is funny. But, I hated this moment, this was pretty awkward and embarrassing. "It's ok Dashie!" Pinkie says with no sympathy but meaning what she says. "We all have secrets!" "Yeah it's gonna be alright." Applejack says. "I want to slap you so bad." I say to her. "A lucky underwear? How disgusting." Rarity says pulling down her magazine. "Why do you have such a thing?" "Well it's pretty cool looking!" I say with a chuckle. I don't feel too bad. It's actually pretty funny. Besides they are my friends anyway. We can talk about these things, to a certain extent. Well, maybe it's time for an amazing comeback. Think! Think! Dang it, nothing. Where is a good comeback when you need one?? "I'm sorry Rainbow. You know that I had to-" Twilight begins. "Don't, you know, don' t worry about it." I replied. You could have lied, Twilight. But you didn't. Yup, don't worry about me. Next thing I know it's on the Equestrian Daily. That wouldn't be good, would I be involved in the next gossip? Hmm, weird. Does that mean the people go after me? Eh, wouldn't count on it. The clock strikes twelve and Twilight yawns. "It's getting late girls." Twilight says looking up at the clock. "We should go to bed." "Yeah, Ah'm ready to go to bed." Applejack says. "Aww! But I want to play more!" Pinkie says. "C'mon Pinkie go to bed." Twilight says as she goes to the bed. It was a relief. Once the clock hit ten, truth or dare was over, meaning no embarrassing facts about me. I know am grateful for clocks. I look at my little bag that's on the left side of me, Pinkie isn't looking at it, which is good, well she couldn't know, right? The bag is safe. I turn my head my head to the right, and Applejack is right there. She is sooo daaamn hot, I mean, I could just sit here and stare, try not to get caught, which is a pretty hard task. And this sounds pretty creepy, yeah, should I feel ashamed? "Why are ya looking at me Rainbow?'' Applejack asks grinning at me. "Something wrong?" Code alert. Code alert. Code alert. Excuses is need. Excuse is needed. "No. I'm fine." I say chuckling. "I'm just looking out the window over there." Excuse failed. Excuse failed. "Ok." Applejack says with a sigh. "If your sure that's why." Survived. Survived. Awkward.... I wake up. Boy what a night. All the dreams that I had, as if the truth and dare were weird! Geez. I get up and decide to change into my favorite panties. I mean, today is a big day, and I need luck, and it makes me feel comfortable, you know, my panties. An embarrasing comfort item, that until now, was a secret. I wish I had a memory remover. I get up and unzip the bag, that contains the item. Wait. Did I forget them? I remember that I brought them with me, or so I thought. Because, they aren't there. Code blue. Code blue. No, not yet. No codes yet. This can be handled. It just has to be handled with a proper and calm attidute. Where the hell is it!!!!!!!!!?????? Someone stole it!!!! I know someone did!! Especially after everyone find out! But no one knew I brought them! I scan the area, it's not here. Damn I hope Spike didn't come in here. He's supposed to be in his room reading, actually, it's kinda cool, having a teenage boy my age, interested.....Ignore that, I'm not straight anyways, I doubt it's him....It has to be someone in the room. I can't assume anything now. But I have to keep my eye out. I know it's somewhere. I check again. Nothing. . . . . "I'm glad that it was a successful sleepover!" Twilight said at the breakfast table. "Yeah it was fun I admit." Rarity said. "It was amazing!!" Pinkie said with a giggle. "Yay." Fluttershy said softly. "Ah had the heck of a good time!" Applejack said. "I.." I begin, heck I was glad it's over. But of course I didn't say it. ''It was awesome in uh, lack of terms." Pinkie begins finishing her pancake. I chew on mine. Only one question looms on my mind. Where is my panty? Ah, come one, Dashie, don't freak out. It's just an awesome brand of sports panties that your past girlfriend gave you, it's not important at all!! I'll figure something out. . . . Pinkie Pie giggles as we walk along a nice path that leads to Town. The area is nice, birds swinging, grassy hills everywhere. "You look weird Dashie." Pinkie says. "I'm fine." I say, Pinkie is my top suspect, gotta play it cool. I want to interrogate her, but I have no evidence. Can't tell her either, I don't want to make myself look addicted to the panty. For a second I want to murder Twilight in cold blood for spilling the beans. Luckily, no one has noticed I'm worried, no one has figured out what's going on in my head. "Is it because you lost your panty?" Pinkie asked. I must be REALLY bad at hiding things. My face flushed. ''Ummm. No." Great reaction. Pinkie is GUILTY. She had to have done it. Waait, but she never confessed that she did it, did she know it happened, or did she do it? This is frustrating. "Your lying Rainbow." Pinkie says. "It's ok I understand." I don't reply. What to say? What to say? "Your panty does look awesome Rainbow!" She says with a giggle. "Where is it Pinkie?'' I ask my cheeks hot. "Well. Here you go." Pinkie says. She holds it in her hands. No one's out here. It's only the countryside. Everything is fine. I stretch my hands to grab them. Until Pinkie yanks it back. "Best prank evah!!!" Pinkie says with a giggle. "Pinkie! Those are-'' I begin to say. Pinkie Pie laughs and then runs unto the grass hills. She's pretty fast. I sprint up knowing I could catch her before she is in Town, I am like the fastest mare alive, but before I could sprint... I hear her giggle and laugh. "Pinkie! Give it back!" I say through anger. Dammit. She’s gone into Town, I can't run after her. People will notice. And if they notice me running after her, eh. Awkward teenage gal with frustration, definetley a sorry sight. I must get help. It's time to go Sherlock Holmes mode. Even though it's not a mystery anymore. . . . "Pinkie!?" I yell. "You’re not supposed to sneak in my house y'know!" A voice replies. She's in her room and locked herself in. I want to break the windows and get in. But that's just stupid. "I'm holding your panties hostage!'' Pinkie says with a giggle. Damn, this does feel like an old fashioned crime book. "Oh ok. What is the price?'' I say with fake concern, knowing that I won't pay anything. "Eh, you just have to do something." She says. "What?'' I ask. "Something nice that feels great." Pinkie says. "What thing?" I ask. "Figure it out Dashie." Pinkie says. "I'm no good at riddles Pinkie!" I say frustrated. "It's not a riddle." She says. "Okay, kinda. But maybe the one you adore has the keys to an item." I'm left confused. . . . "Well just don't stand there!!" I say. "What-?" Twilight asks. "Wha?" "Your the one who started to this. You fix it." I say with a snort. "Oh the panties?" Twilight says. "Look no one is going to believe it. They'll find it as one of Pinkie's weird tales." "Yeah like the one where she said she knew we were a tv show." I say rolling my eyes. " But, that's not the point. She stole my underwear." Twilight sighs. "Get a new one." "I would egghead. But it costs a lot." I say. "Why would you buy something like that?" Twilight asks. I blush, I knew my ex marefriend gave it to me. "That's off the subject." "Than what is the subject?" Twilight asks. "I'm trying to tell you!" I say. "We have to retrieve it from Pinkie!" "Run after her." Twilight says. "What do you think I did? Stood and watch her go?" I ask. "I didn't want people to see me. She's at her house now." "What do you expect me to do?" Twilight asks. "March in?" "Ummm duh. Yes help me march in." I say. "Your the one who caused this mess now you must fix it." "Pinkie will give it back soon." Twilight says. "Stop making excuses Twi. Get your ass up and move!" I say. "Rainbow! Stop using inappropriate language in my house!" Twilight says. Spike sighs, he has his normal teenage look that says that he doesn't give a damn about anything. Basically me in boy form. "Girls, gossip, and underwear. An unforced bonding." Spike says rolling his eyes. "Look, Rainbow, you sound so drastic!" Twilight said. "If that's what it takes then yeah, I am."' I say. That was a rather interesting conversation with Twilight, she finally gave me some advice. Sneak into Pinkie's house and find the keys to her door! A bit tricky, but Twilight saw them in the cupboard. I see Sugarcube Corner. It seems pretty dumb, to march in for a pair of panties. I take a deep breath. I am now a French Renaissance leader, being a spy like James Bond. A french renaissance leader as James Bond. Eh, never did pay attention in history class. Okay, chill, just open the door like a regular person. If plan A doesn't work, I have the whole alphabet after it. I quietly open the door and go in. There's a wall near by, so I tip toe behind the wall. Mrs. Cake is baking something. Dang. I've never felt this tension before, okay maybe asking Applejack out in high school. That did not work out. The Cakes are busy doing other things so they barely notice me. Gah, Rainbow you can't be such a sissy! Breaking into other people's ' houses isn't so bad! It's kind of illegal but only technically. I walk down the stairs softly. Sweat trickling my forehead. I use all my spy movie knowledge that is stored within me. There it is. The cupboard! And the keys must be in them! "Oh hey, Rainbow!!!" Mrs. Cake greets me enthusiasticly. Spy movie knowledge was a fail. Time to reset into polite-teen-that-is-totally-not-up-to-something look. "Hey..." I chuckle. "If you're looking for Pinkie Pie, she's not here." Mrs Cake said. "She went to Sweet Apple Acres." What's going on with that crazy mare? What's she doing in Sweet Apple Acres? Visiting a good friend? Nah, it can't be. It has to be something involved with me. Selfish. "Thanks, Mrs. Cupcake." I said. I get a text. Your underwear is awesome! Gonna show em to Applejack! -Pinkie Pie I grab my phone and text Twilight. We need backup at Sweet Apple Acres. Stat! . . . I run to Sweet Apple Acres, feeling like the Gingerbread Man in an epic spy fairy tale. I see Twilight waiting outisde. "What the hell is going on?" She asks. "Pinkie Pie has my panties, as said in this text." I say proudly holding onto my evidence. "She's gonna show em to Applejack!" I hand over my phone to Twilight. She grimaces. "Uh, uh, weird." Twilight chuckles nervously. "What now?" I ask. "Well, you know, the apple family are all out of town except Applejack." Twilight says. "So? What does that mean?" I ask. I pause. I process Twilight's words in my head. "Your not saying..?'' I ask. "I hope not.." Twilight says. "Okay, let's get to the bottom of this scandal." I say suspiciously. "It's not a scandal!" Twilight says. "It has a nice ring to it!" I say. "Let us march to the barn of Sweet Apple Acres!" . . . Pinkie Pie sits right there on a pike of straw that sist next to the barn. She seems happy and goofy, as she plays on her phone. "Pinkie!!" I shout. "Pinkie Pie, why are you making such a big deal of this?" Twilight asks. Pinkie Pie giggles. "It's just because, I want to see a whole, not two halves split apart." "Dudette, enough with the riddles." I say. I clear my throat. James Bond theme song goes over my head a few times, I imagine myself in a spy suit. "Where is my underwear?" I ask. Pinkie Pie looks at me. And I look at her. She shrugged. "I don't have them anymore." "Then who does?" I ask. "Applejack!" Pinkie says. I am not sure whether I should believe this. "Twilight!" I shout. "Go into the barn and see if Applejack has them!" Twilight shakes her head. "You should go inside and see, I'll keep an eye on Pinkie." "She'll run away again! Your not fast!" I say. "Look, let's look at the facts" Twilight says. "Slow and steady wins the race." "That's an opinion not a fact." I say. "I have magic, Pinkie cannot escape if I keep a force field on her temporarily." Twilight says. "You go in there!" "Fine." I say. I look at Pinkie with a stubborn look. I walk to the front door, with a deep breath, I open it. Nice place really. There's a staircase upstairs, and AJ is probably gonna scare the living hell out of me. "Applejack!!'" I shout. "This is a stupid prank!" I groan. "Where are ya!" And then, before I know it. The world spins, nah, not really. But shock fills my chest. Applejack walks down the stairs wearing my lucky panties. "You dirty little....." . . . "You set me up!'' I said. "Of course I did." Twilight says laughing. "Why did you do it?" I ask. "To hook you two up." Twilight says. "Things were working so well for you guys, until that misunderstanding." "So you using that nerdy smartness of yours created an elaborate plan?" I ask. "How did you get AJ involved? Couldn't she have like apologized instead." "There's no fun in that." Twilight said. "Okay, okay, the whole spy mission was fun." I said. "Did you enjoy it?" Twilight asks. "Yup, seeing me in a James Bond costume is a pretty cool thought." I said. "No, I mean...You know what..." Twilight said. "Huh...?" I ask. Wait a sec. "Ohhhh." I say with a chuckle. "You have no idea.