It's practically rule number one man!
You give your hair one last adjustment with a comb, take a can of lipsterine breath spray out and squirt two spritz of the stuff into your mouth and hope you look good in the white tuxedo you rented for the evening. It's Hearts and Hooves days in Equestria, you see young pony and human and mized couples all around you as the sun sets in sheer beauty. They call this the magic hour, that special time just as the day ends and nightfall hits when there's a unique tint to the sky above. You're mare, friend is inside and her name is Pinkie Pie.
Unfortunately, there were a few...issues with getting her the gifts for her special day. The lines at The Flower Sisters Stall, The Twist's Candy shop, and The Gift Shop selling stuffed animals were all packed with last minute stallions, mares, guys, girls, and every sentient being in Equestria waiting in line for last minute gifts. So now you're an hour late for that dinner date with Pinkie! Sure you could have just gotten one, maybe two presents for Pinkie and that would have been it but for that pink and bubbly cutie she deserved only the best from a loving boyfriend like you. Surley she'd understand right? You knock on the front door of Pinkie's house and there's no answer, yout try again and this time the door swings forward into a dark pitch blackness. The light from outside casting a glow into the house. "Hello? Pinkie? It's me...I I'm sorry I'm late." You say as you let your eyes adjust.
You step into the front entrance and look around, the lights are all out inside. Your hand tries the light switch on on the wall and nothing happens. "Pinkie? The fuse out or something? Are you...home?" You ask again taking a step inside, bad idea. The door slams shut behind you like something out an old horror movie, and just like a bad horror movie you try the knob but it won't turn. from inside the house you hea pinkie's voice calling out to you.
"I'm in the kitchen...snookums...just...waiting for...yooooou heheh ehehe!" Her voice echoing of the near darkness of her house. You gulp softly and make your way down the hallto the kitchen your shoes tapping ever so with every step as your hands shake holding Pinkie's gifts.
"Pinkie? I...I'm sorry I'm late. I just got tangled up trying to get the right gifts for Hearts and Hooves day." You say as you round the corner into the kitchen your heart skipping a beat at what you see. Pinkie sits at the table with her normally poofy mane lays flat and limp, her coat has lost some of its luster. The table is surrounded by candles as the only source of light in the room. The dinner spread consisting of a simple green salad, roasted artichoke hearts and orzo pasta in butter sauce and heart cookies. Only everything has been thrown against the walls and on the fllor leaving a total mess. One wall is full of knives, forks, and meat cleavers that seem to have eather been stuck in or thrown into them! The other is scratched up with tally marks as if she's been alone here for days but you're only an hour late!
Pinkie or...Pinkameana as her alter ego is known to be. Sits on one end of the table, She'd been wearing a low cut black dress before but you can tell by the chicken sheaers in her hands that she's been making some adjustments to it. The snippped off bits of fabric laying on the floor like confetti. She tilts her head at a crazy angle as she jams the shearers into the table and smile ear to flopping twitching ear. "HiiiiiiEEEEEE ANON! ...Soooo..ggg...gLaD yOu cOuLd FinAlly MaKe iT!" She says before her left eye lid starts to twitch. You take a step forward and place the flowers on the table and hand her the red teddy and the chocolates in a heart box.
"Pinkie? I'm sorry I'm late, but you do know it's only been an hour over the time we agreed on right?" You say worried that shes gonna fly off the deep end and gut you like a fish. She instead picks up on of the red roses and digs the shears from the table as she starts cutting them one by one at the tip between the bulb and stem.
"Oh? Is ThAt AlL It'S BeEn SiLlY? My My WhERe DoEs ThE TiMe Go HmMmM?" She says as she drives a knife into the teddy bear's belly and cuts it open letting out a cackling mad shrill laughter. Before reaching into the the rip she made and pulling stuffing out and throwing it around. "Mhhhmmm well I guess....I may have been a little...impatient but it is Hearts and Hooves day you know?" She says as she pins the eviscerated teddy to the table with more knives, just how many does she keep in the house? "I..I let Pinkamenia out to play because she hasn't had the one thing that keeps her quiet in so long Anon... do you know what that is hhmmm?" She says as she backs you into the wall and leans up against you as you feel her big breasts spilling out from the top of her dress and pressing onto your chest as she lock those crazy crazy crazy eyes with yours, her hands holding yours in an iron vice grip as she chuckles a bit.
"No Pinkie...I mean Pinkameina, what's that?" You say as to your shock of all shocks...Pinkameina Rips her dress off exposing the lacy frilly black bra and panties she had worn for the occasion underneath. As she slams her muzzzle onto your lips hard. Pinkameina's long flat and so smooth pony tounge laps at your lips making them part as she darts it into your mouth really probing into your throat with it. As you hands grab and grope the jiggly bubble butt of hers. When it's Pinkie or Pinkamiena, there's no denying she's got one fine ass. All that sugar going to it and her hips. Not leaving her looking like a celulite mess but rather molding those round lumps into just the right size and shape complimented by those full and firm hips...sure she's InSaNe and maybe PsYcHo even but you can't say no to a great ass.
She clicks the old fashioned radio on as it warms up "I say I'll move the moutians, and I'll moutians...if you want them out of the way." Pinkie/Pinameina sings as the night sky is lit up by a bursting barrage of red; pinke and white fireworks. You'd know that song anywhere, Billie Holiday's Crazy In Love, how fitting. Pinkameina Gives a little laugh grabbing the radio and walking with her full hips swaying, leading you to her bedroom. You feel the blood rushing south near the zipper of your white tux pants. Pinkameina digs a knife from the wall making you're arousal switch back to fear but she only uses the blade to cut the front of her bra off and letting those huge boulders of her tits tumble free letting her girls out to breathe.
"Ahhh Mhhh much better, you like these mounds don't you Anon?" She says setting the radio on the bedisde table table in the low pink lighting of her bedroom, before placing her hands behind her head and swinging her chest side to side making her breasts swing and sway like those clacking balls in an office. As she lays on the side of the bed with her head propped up with one hand as another rests on her curveaceous hip.
"Mhhmm yeah Pink...ameina you have such a hot body." You say as the erection in your pants getting so hard it feels like it could rip right through the fabric. Pinkameina notices and giggles seeing how hard you are.
"That Tux...lose it and get over here, now." She doesn't have to tell you twice, your hands couldn't get the damn thing off fast enough. You practically tear it off you then the t-shirt and underwear until that hard shaft of man meat is finally free. You lay beside Pinkameina and with your left hand stroke and pet her flat pink mane lovingly as the right one gets a good feel on her hard left nipple and breast. You squeeze the firm and supple mound as you lay on your back so that engorged throbbing hard pole of muscle stands at full mast before tapping on Pinkamiena's thigh making her giggle as she feels it tap her. "HA! Anon..I love you so much." She says letting another crazy laugh out before she turns over and leans over the side of her bed reaching into the mini fridge next to her side, of course its only full of cans of whipped cream, what were you expecting? Wine and cheeses?"
You get a good look at those jiggly mounds of pink pony flesh as she tosses a can your way laying on her stomach. As she reaches behind her and gives her butt cheeks a few hard slaps. "Mhhmm yeah Anon, make a strawberry sundae with two huge scoops out of that ass." She says licking her lips and making lewd sexual moans as you shake the can of whipped cream up good and spray a decent amount on those huge pink cheeks until her ass is creamed good. Her radio now playing Crazy For Loving You.
"Mhhh can I enjoy my treat Pinkameina?" You ask as she chuckles and an eye twitches before she gives you another head tilt.
"Oh YoU KnOw It BuDdY BoY DiG In." She givesw her creamed cheeks a jiggle as you stick your tounge out and start to lap and slurp it up, cleaning her ass and savoring the faint taste that she actually does have of strawberry, but you chalk that up to the scent of her shampoo. "Mhmhm YeAh AnON MHH EaT ThAt AsS GoOd YoU NaUgHtY BoY." She says as you lick up the last of the whipped cream from the bountiful buffet that is her ass cheeks. Once she's licked clean you give her ass a hard slap before playing her cheeks like a pair of drums and even resting your face in between the pink mounds to motor boat her butt good, who's the crazy one again?
"Heh now it's my turn cutie." She says, before you can even ask what she means by that Pinkameina grabs you by the wrists and pulls a rope from her mane. She quicky ties your wrists together quite hard actually.
"Easy there that's a little tight." You say before she slaps a pice of duct tapr over your mouth and lays you on your back but not before forcing your hands up by hanging the knot of the rope on a meat hook that you hadn't noticed before.
"Uh UH AnoN, No TaLkInG WhEn It'S My TuRn." HA HA HA!" She cackles as places her hands on your chest and raking her nails across your chest, not hard enough to draw some blood but she does leave marks..."Big ones too." Pinkamiena says for seemingly no reason. as her puffy pink pony pussy starts to rub on the hard shaft of your human cok teasting with Pinkameina stuffing herself with it good. As she puts her hands behind her "Mhhmm YeAh YoU wAnT tHaT dOn'T you Anon? WaNt this puSsY To GeT FiLlEd With YoUr FaT HuMaN DiCk DoN'T YoU?" You give a nod as Pinkameina lift up without wasting another second and slams her hips dopwn hard the intimate contact makes you moan a muffled moan from behind the tape as she mounts your dick hard.
It isn't long before she starts to rock her hips, slowly at first but gradually she quickens the pace with her hands on her breasts as she gives her oinker than her fur nipples a hard pinch and tweak with her thumb and forefingers like the knobs on her radio. She chuckles, giggles and moans loudly as she moves her hips in a rolling motion as she rides your dick good and hard. The pleasure sending shivers down your spine with how wam and soft her dripping wet passage feels on you. Every bounce on it sending wave after wave of bliss as the tight inner walls squeeze and grip ungulating on the shaft like nothing you've ever felt before, it's almost mind blowing how good it feels.
It was then that you suddenly noticed that the flat hair of her mane suddenly poofs back to its fluffy cotton candy like fluff. And the mare's coat is suddenly the bright pinki it usually is, Pinkie's back! Pinkie looks around before she notices just what she's doing. "Anon? Am...Am I?..Oh Celestia I'm fucking you! And...why are you?" She reaches pulling the tape off your mouth and untying your hands freeing you but to your surpise she doesn't stop riding your dick at all. Your rub the sore out your wrists and the stinign of the tape from your lips before answeing her.
"It's uhhh a mhh ohh God!...A long uhh story Pinkie but oh ohh fuccck I'm gonna ohh..cum." You warn her as she get off it and opts to instead wrap her fingers around the shaft as she sits on you and jerks it off hard and fast with her hand. The orgasm makes your burst like a champagne bottle, the thick hot streams of cum splattering on her pink belly, all over her hand and even getting on her breasts a bit too. Pinkie now back to her old self again giggles as you paint her pink coat white in a few places before letting go of your cock and laying beside you on the bed she lets your snuggle up to her nice and cozy you're just glad to have your mare back.
"It's ok Anon, whatever it is I'm just to be with you again, Happy Hearts and Hooves day my love." She says kissing your lips tenderly as she pulls the blanket on you both, not caring the semen on her coat will get on it. You just don't have the heart to tell how she was just a little bit crazier than usual tonight, you'll tell her all about it in the morning...maybe.