> Whatever Happened to Melody Maker? > by Super Trampoline > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Oh What a Circus > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Melody Maker, what a show! What a show and then you go bye bye! Bye bye! Why did you leave it all all it left behind Bye Bye! Oh Noteworthy I know I know Pony think I'm crazy! Crazy noteworthy crazy I am a legend now I still get paper you know Paper?> Yes the paper. Daily paper. every day. I read about myself All about myself in the paper I read about how they gave up looking for me. Are n't ponies worried? Oh no no no no no no no no no No worry, I write letters letters to the ponies I tell them I tell them I am alive Some ponies some some ponies Some ponies think they are fake letters but they are true true letters I write about how I am alive but done done done done done done with the music so done With FAKE with fakers done now. No more of the music But melody note worthy sais Noteworth say to Melody maker Why you done Music such music good good music lovekly righ musc. Lovely rich music Look love good music world love good music., Yes world love your music so great I think great too very nice. I make music yes you do note worthy lovely music it's great I bought your most recent album. I really appreciate how you shaped the kick drum on "Sonic Pain Boom" And I like the daring use of cello on "Synchronicity 34". That was a collab with Octavia, right? Oh I must pay her wife a visit, Vinyl must be worried worried worried sick There, just there Note says Worthy tells Melody you were coherent so sense. So much more sense for just a moment, It was good the old maker back for a moment. I like when you talk about muskc., Talk more abouit About it About Music. No no music for me for you music good For me only pain now No more explore no more bore or chore. My sounds were good once now just pain. But drugs drugs good No melody no note says I worry worry worry worry so much So much You do more drug than before yes yes yes Such fun Fun funf un fun fun! Good make me happy Note worthy you are a good friend unlike those those those those Those other Stabgers those other stabbers in the back All those other stabbers in the back wanted me Wanted my money my fame all they want never want me who I was But buck them buck buck buck them HAHAHA Ha! AM I right Now just get high High on these magic mushrooms High forget life No Note Worth-ee say firm No Melody I hate see you like this. Bad bad Maker Melody. I see you fucked up You are are are are I don't use this word lightly You are Fucked up. You Yo played in canterlot Canterlot and Brandenburger Brandenburger and Hirzai Oh Northy don't bring up The past! The past no need to tell what I did then I have money to do now A million bits every day No you're broke am not I got a check for 4000 bits every other week I get check I make music past it pay me now And you spend it on drugs you were the pride of Equestria with your crazy new sounds Such sounds Melody Maker Such crazy orgasmic sounds You put Vinyl and Pinkie and Countess to shame! What sounds! Yes I really was a pioneer in electronic music back in the day, wasn't I? A lot of unexplored possibilities at the intersection of magic and electronics and music. But oh welll Oh well Well Well Well! Well I have Dove tails and Chicken Spit now! No Chicken Spit! Cockatrice poison. Stop calling Calling it chicken spit it's shit! Kills you slowly I know know know know! I read studies it calcifies your body you You are You are killing youself kill kill killing youself Melody Maker! I don't care done less pressure now now I sit in my house in backwoods of New yorkshire. Now I just sit sit sit here I go to buy cereal twice a month and I am happy Are you really happy smoking to death here Yes yes yes I am so happy I cry every day EVERY DAY I cry but I won't let them know I had to go out mysteri Mysteriously. Yes yes Now they think I'm legend performer Musician out top of the game! Oh what a lovely circus, I wish you could see it, Note worthy See how sad you have become here? In this cottage?! It makes me sad So be it Feel like m,e. Fall apart Lose hope Lose music. No No no I refuse No Yes Notey! Thank you for coming Thank you thank thank YOU for coming here Here house Here to my house But but but Oh how how did you get in here?! how You follow me? It's hard to get the good mushrooms I followed the trail The magic trail to the magic mushroom s HA! haha Say high to Celestia You found me all right you good friend but keep secret Tell no pony no pony should no I just want to be alone alone with myself and my garden OH! But Hi! Hi? Yes tell Celestia! Tell her Hi Celestia! Hi Pink Horse! N o No NO Melody you could say hi yourself We want you back! We want your music I don't want my music. Equestria does though! Please, come back! No no let me be sad let me be confused stumbleubmumbumbling about hiiiiiiiiiiiigh all the time Let me escape all the fake All the fake happyness equestria All the Equestrian fake happy music Just Just leave me Noteworthy Leave and let me be sad Okay I will leave Thank you friend Thank you Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye Melody Maker died three weeks later from a heart-attack. Cockatrice venom, or "Chicken Spit" as it's known on the streets was found in elevated amounts in his system. He left behind an estranged wife and a two-year old daughter. But hey, he was happy In his own miserable way.