I'm a parasprite. So? We don't just eat, and vomit, and all that other stuff.
Hi there. I'm a parasprite. I know you're like, Aaah! a parasprite! Kill it! We don't always go around eating. Actually the raid on Ponyville was so vicious because the parasprites go hungry. We never seem to have had a food source that was enough to feed our numbers. Actually, we're close to extinct. This is a collection of my adventures. As well as, my ultimate final adventure.
"The enemies just keep getting tougher and tougher. this time, a dear friend of mine died to save us all." Twilight mournfully said to heself in her library. She looks up for a second, and spots a small book on her desk."Huh? what is this book?" The book is small and seems like she can hold it in one hoof, no problem." It's titled The journal of a parasprite," she says and then she opens the journal and begins to read.
Pre entry
This is my first entry of my journal. I actually stole this journal a few years back during the raid on Ponyville, but it took me forever to figure out how to write. Today, I'm going to leave the Everfree forest. We don't get enough gfood in here. When I met up with the other Parasprites to tell them, they weren't exactly reluctant to let me leave. All they said was, "Great! Remember to bring some food back for the rest of us!" The problem with a traveling journal is that I have to carry it, which deducts my speed. Hopefully tommorow, I'll find a place to stay . My current location is Everfree Forest, Parasprite Plain. The Parasprite plain is actually only about a several meters across. The parasprites are starving. The plain doesn't give us enough food. Every so often I have to stop another parasprite from eating me. Yeah, we're on the verge of cannibalism.I'm leaving the Parasprite plains, but I'm not very well equipped. I have a journal a small satchel that my friends put a few crumbs in for provisions, and myself. I hope I can leave the Everfree forest safely.
This is my first day on the road and I've almost gotten killed already. I floated through the woods stopped to eat a zap apple, and then a pack of timberwolves attack me. Thanks to my ability of flight, I was able to escape. I have a few seeds in my satchel. Luckily for me, I discovered a two rocks one denser(I avoided a sexual joke) than the other. I can probably carve words into the softer rock. I believe that I can use arcane words to focus magic. I may be able to enchant my stuff if I can find any magic infused gems. I am on the edge of the Everfree forest. I will perch in this tree I'm writing on to sleep for the night. Good night, every sentient being!
Day 2
I am writing from under a discarded couch in Fluttershy's attic. The dust bunnies are soft enough to sleep on though. It appears Fluttershy isn't as Parasprite friendly as she used to. I wanted to stay and I was somewhat defiant. Then her assertiveness kicked in and since I'm able to use the STARE myself, I ended up having to flee from an army of Fluttershy's pets, led by High Commander Angel, to avoid getting murdered violently and painfully. This is my second close call this week. There is an old superstition that says things occur in threes. Maybe it will be the that one and I'll survive life's third attempt to kill me, or it will be the other superstition where called third time's the charm. I hope not. Good night again all sentient beings!
Day 3
I decided to leave Fluttershy's attic. Bad idea. Now I've been taken captive by Angel. I believe that he's going to starve me into submission and the interrogate me to tell him how to vanquish a parasprite for good. I'm starving! I ate all the crumbs I got from my friends and I'm tempted to eat my Zap apple seeds. I think I'd get shot by lightning if I tried to eat them. Angel has been trying to murder me endlessly. He's tried knives, chainsaws, warheads, a piano, fifty four bullet shells, and an electric chair. I hear him rummaging around in Fluttershy's shed. He's got a bottle of gasoline and a lighter! Crap! I'm going to throw the journal out of the way so it doesn't get burned. Good night every sentient being.
Day 4
Note to self; Stay away from fires! He burned me for 46 hours. My skin is charred and my eyes are discolored. I have one red eye and one blue eye. I suppose my blood was de oxygenated by all that smoke and one eye got all the oxygen. I'm going to put this down for a while. Angel has a cup to drown me in. I don't want it to get wet. Peh! Pooh! I was drowned in that until 11 at midnight! This is getting aggravating tommorow, I will try to find a way to escape.
Day 5
I've closely observed all of the things trapping me here. If my eyes aren't too damaged, there are 50 guards around my cage, a wire cage, the guards wield blobs of sticky gelatin. If i get hit by it, I can't fly I get stuck to the ground and I can't move. This is like a maximum security prison. There are three exits to this room. A tunnel where Angel comes in and out of with weapons of torture. There is a window above my cage, and for some strange reason, I feel like flying into a power socket to get out. I think I would set on fire and electrocuted from that. I'll wait until Angel leaves the room tommorow to try to get out.
Day 6
How do I explain this? I finally got out of Fluttershy's basement torture room, but I used an unexpected ability. I will explain how in story-telling mode. I sat in the cage waiting for Angel to leave. A few minutes later, I opened my mouth and ate the front side of the wire cage. I flew out of the cage at full speed. I headed for the door, but the guards had already mobilized to seal off my probable exits. the window and the door were blocked, so I flew at the power socket and what occured next was completely ballast. I went into the socket, turned into electricity, traveled through the wires, and came out inside Pinkie's oven while she was baking a cake. I was hungry so I stole a few bites of the cake while it was baking. Luckily, I got charred black, so I was camoflaged to the oven walls. When Pinkie took opened the oven and took out the cake, I hid under the cake pan and flew out of the kitchen and up the stairs. I'm hanging out in her room right now. I'm hiding in the one spot she'll never look. I'm hiding in her mane. It was either that or the inside of the cupcake on her bedside cabinet.
Day 7
I find that sleeping in her mane was a bad idea. She took a shower this morning while I was sleeping. I almost drowned. I know that I can stand drowning easily, but I was suffocating on her hair! It tasted sweet, but also somewhat sad. It's like tasting your own blood. It tastes slightly good, but the feeling of it is somewhat awful. I'm heading to Rarity's today. I hope to steal some magic induced gems. Then again, I need a job. I don't feel like taking them without paying. I don't have any bits, but I can't ask for them either. I've been told that my eyes glitter like gems, so I'll leave one behind. I think I'll leave behind my blue eye. I think that it seems as deep as the sea. I'm going to trade an enchanted gem for one of my eyes. I think I can find a leaf to make an eyepatch for myself. Anyway, I decided I'm going to hang out on Pinkie's roof for tonight. It seems safer than staying in Pinkie's mane. I should probably go nocturnal. It seems safer to do things at night rather than day. Good night, every sentient being.
I finally got that gem I wanted. I lost an eye though. Something's weird. Whenever I close my other eye(the ones that is not removed) I can see out of the missing one.I think I'll just leave that eye there, use up the magic in this gem, and put my eye back in. Oh yes, and put the magic-lacking gem back. Let's see. I think I'll enchant my bag here to hold more stuff. LOLZ this is like something from a video game. I only know what a video game is from this one traveling bard who was bipedal and walked through the parasprite plains once. We sort of ate all his food while he was sleeping. Screw my insatiable thirst for food. Let's see the magic words for an extra-dimensional room is extra dimensiva locus. Come on focus the charge off this gem and -. Aagh. That was annoying beyond belief. The rock I was writing on blew up, but at least my bag is enchanted. I think I'm going to stay in my bag for the rest of the day. It's safe as long as I close the latch behind me. Good night.
Day 9
I think that sleeping inside my bag will become tough. There is only enough room to fit me in there.Once I get more inventory I think that I'm going to keep my journal in my bag. it seems slightly easier than carry it everywhere. This journal is also probably the only evidence of my existence. I'm going to record a list of spells I use to enchant my stuff. I also think I should learn how to defeat enemies. It could help if I ever want to travel at night without getting tortured by Angel. I put the gem back in and got my eye back. I think that if I left it for a little bit longer it would've ended up on an ensemble. I heard her wondering about where she found that beautiful sea blue opal. In fact, I think she was working on an ensemble that was water themed. With my eye as the crown jewel! I think I'm going to sleep in Rarity's attic, so I can wake up to the blissful sound of her fretting over my eye going AWOL. LOL and good night!
Day 10
Worst idea ever. I decided to sleep in the attic and I kind of got my eye torn out since I slept behind of pole in her attic, so she decided to check the attic, and ended up spotting her "gem of wondrous luster". I got my eye torn out and she saw my other eye. Naturally, that one glowed like a burning sun so she tore that one out, too. She was put my blue eye in the prepared ensemble, and I only barely managed to get my red eye back. I'm going to go Metal Gear to get my other eye back. That is if she doesn't sell the ensemble. that means I have to follow them. I'm keepping my ensemble eye out for any incomeing people to Rarity's shop to buy my eye. I think I can still see with it even though she somehow bound it to the dress with a magic spell. I think she put it on sideways, because I can only see half way with my eye. I'm going to get it tonight. Bye now.
Day 11
I have my eyes back. I had to take a different to hack my eye off the ensemble with an exceptionally sharp gem she had lying around. I think according to the magical theory any sentient being has some form of magic, whether it is passive, active, or linked to someform of nature. Like how pegasi have passive cloud walking magic, how unicorns can cast spells, or how Earth ponies have their magic linked to the earth. However, using the ancient words I think I can even make non-active magic to work. I think I can add spells like a hotbar using certain words. Perhaps if I make it, enable, and then what ever the spell is. Let's start with an attack spell. I'm off to Twilight's library to research spells. I wonder if a parasprite can have a library card. I'm located at Town Square, Ponyville. Good bye for now!
Day 12
I learned a spell. It's really a very basic fire spell. It just makes me spit up an ember. Eventually, I'm going to make my spells more advanced. This should work on timberwolves by lighting them on fire. Still, I can't help but think I should stay and learn more spells. It seems like I should require diverse variety of spells to deal with a variety of enemies. Like fire attack spells for timberwolves, ice spells for fire breathing dragons, earth based spells for heavy land based enemies, air spells for flying enemies, you get the point. I know that since Owlyscious was recently told of my escape from Angel's maximum security prison, I'm going to need an anti-flying spell such as gust. Anyway here are the magic words for enabling the gust and ember spell. Gust is possint iactanti, and ember is possint quatuor. These terms are somewhat confusing, but you get used to it. Anyway I need a new rock to enable the gust spell for quick and easy use. I know that I could just write it on a piece of paper, but ink doesn't come out of paper, and when your appendages are tiny, it's hard to crumple up a piece of paper. I could always use ember to burn it, but the library is a tree and I don't want to burn it down to the ground. Unless I put it in water, but then I couldn't write at all. I need to inscribe stuff into rocks if I want to enchant stuff. of learn new spells for quick use. 'Tis a pity. Anyway good night! I'll figure out someway to enable gust in the morning! Oh yeah and I'm on Twilight's roof. It's easy to hide in because of all the leaves and branches. Good night. Buenos Noches.
Day 13
I had a close call. Never think about combat spells just before sleeping. When I woke up, I was sitting on a flaming leaf and burning again. I still have a traumatic experience about that fire. I have no idea why I decided on my first spell being a fire spell. Yes I know that fire spells can cause burns and light enemies on fire, and that burning aive causes prolonged damage, but couldn't I do that with a poison spell or at least this one weird book on how to use singing to inflict status ailments besides lowered evasiveness because you can't hear. Personally, I don't think any thing in this book will really help. Except for this one spell that calls your friends to help you. I don't think my parasprite friends won't help, unless I want to summon a parasprite swarm. Parasprite swarms wil probably just drag everyone into a mess. We'd end up eating everything in the area, and then we'd just bring everything into a downward spiral. we'd just eat it all get hungry and die in masses on the spot. I'd have to get some different spells. Perhaps like this one spell known as Poison spike. Typically, it launches a poisoned spike at your opponent. If it hits a vein they sould get poisoned. To upgrade it increase the dosage in the spike, change the kind of poison, or increase the number spikes that get shot out. There are two kinds of poison. Nerve poison, or blood poison. Nerve poison is meant to paralyze the opponent, and blood poison makes it swell and hurt. Nerve poison has many forms, but the most lethal is neurotoxin. It's meant to kill everything off including the brain. It normally is pretty fast-acting. Anyway, to enable it is possint venenum clavum. First I need more mage fundamental points. I can get those points by reading, fighting, and talking with people about magic. I'm going to try to hold a conversation with a pony. But first, I have to get something to eat. I haven't eaten for about a week, and I'm getting tired. Let's go to Sugarcube corner. Hello there! Mrs. Cake? I would like a cupcak- Is that a flamethrower?!? Flee! Run away! Help! Mad mare with a flamethrower! Well I'm screwed. I just ran into a crowd of ponies in the farmers market. Oh yes and what's this? A 99%off sale on knives. Well, isn't this just my luck. I'm going to tryout some of my spells. I'm going to burn my way through the crowd. Burn! Burn! Out of the way unless you want to get burned! Like those guys back there! Suddenly, I find it odd that I have so much mana power left even though I shot about fifty embers out. I need to check something when I get away from Mrs. Cake. She wasn't deterred by me setting the other ponies on fire. I think she's used to burns so she's got burn resistance. I mean she works in a bakery, so I think that it would occur she'd get a few burns. I'm going to try a failsafe fighting spell. It requires some elaboration in casting rather than just opening you mouth. You have to hover, spin and then unfurl your wings. I cast... SOLAR SHINE FLASH! Boom! Oh yeah! That was epic. I just covered the entire country in bright light! I think that left magic residue everywhere. Well, I think that the spot I casted it from will have the most magic residue. The angle of the explosion would focus a ton of magic onto the ground below me. Unicorns can sense magic residue so if Twilight ever comes by wondering who cast the spell she would be able to locate where I cast if it from. I think that spell covered me in the residue as well. It causes a slight over time magic energy pulse. The energy pulse is simply the spell burning out itself. It's a light spell that works like a star in a supernova. It explodes and slowly pulses out energy afterward. This is why it's called the SOLAR SHINE FLASH. This explosion results in a duration of leaving behind magic residue since it's on a smaller scale it should last for a few hours. Not billions of years like an actual supernova. I'm thinking of making an area detonation/mass murder spell by messing with this spell. I can experiment with spells, only it's a little harder without those terms backing your magic spells up. then I can just add this to my spell hotbar by remembering it. I'm going to call it the supernova. If I encorporate the damage into a small area I'm going to make the attack more precise and more powerful. I think I'll call that one the GRB. Short for an astrological object also known as th gamma ray burster. It can wipe out all life forms on a planet it's facing instantaneously. Oh listen to me. Raving on and on about my new attack spells. Anyway my location tonight is a small tree not far from the spot where I left all that magic residue. G'night!
Day 14
Sleeping so close to the strongest point while you're radiating a small magic pulse is a bad idea. It turns out the energy pulse lasted long enough for me to overlay a stronger trail of magic residue leading straight to me. I was captured again. She used the shield spell to make a sadly, inedible cage to seal me in. All I do is write in here. She's working on something. I don't know what it is, but I know that it's something to test my magic strength. I really think I should start learning Form-changing spells so I can perhaps get capture or nearly killed less often. It seems like the right thing to do. Hmm, she left for a snack. Since she built everything but the outer shell I might as well examine this new fangled torture device. Hmm. the machine is composed of an EM meter, a pair of conductive plates, and a small object that forces me to discharge energy in the form of electricity. I suppose that the Em meter is hooked up to the twin plates, and the... thing is there to make me discharge all my energy so the meter can record it. I believe I will feel a sensation similar to that of being in the electric chair again. Only depending on how much magic power I have the more pain I will feel. Not to mention my insides would start to overheat, that is if I had any. Luckily when I was younger I like poking other dead parasprite with a pine needle. When I finally pierced their skin I saw that we're completely hollow on the inside. It was kind of disgusting now that I think back to it. I wonder if I can entice Twilight into letting me read some books.
Living as the lab rat in Twilight's library has some cons, and also some pros. One con is that every day at noon, well, so far, I get put in that machine. I apparently have a magic power of 8.8. That's almost as much as Twilight herself. She runs abunch of tests on me. I haven't tried speaking in Equestrian yet. I've improvised a telekinesis spell. It's pretty much a magic cord that makes a lasso. I throw this cord like a lasso. I can also control it with my mind. I've tried reading, but it's extrememly complex. So I usually pick the book up and whack the nearest being and force them to read to me by whacking them over and over again. I did that multiple times, and eventually Spike found out about my fear of fire. I think you can guess how. Yes I pissed him off, and he tried to set me on fire, I ran to the back of my magic sphere/cage. He found it funny that I was scared of fire, but I didn't. So eventually, I was let out, when Twilight caught me writing yesterday's entry. However, this was somehow worse than being stuck in the mana cage. Spike used his fire to boss me around, so technically, I am a slave! He threatens me with fire, and the possibility of being warped inside of Princess Celestia's Palace, and I heard a rumor (from Spike) that if you annoy Princess Celestia, her hair turns into fire and she shoots humongous fireballs at you. Seeing as she had to deal with a parasprite swarm elsewhere, she would get pissed if I teleported into her palace. In theory if I could read a book on teleportation, I could figure out how to teleport. It would come in handy when Spike gets pissed and tries to teleport me to the Princess. By the way you burn alive when you get teleported. Luckily, she was sleeping during the time and I flew back to Ponyville before Twilight noticed. This occured all over the course of 9:00PM to 12:00AM. I came back just in time for the magic machine of electric chair form torture. Yesterday was awful. Luckily, I get fed three times a day and I get to read any book in the library as long as I don't eat any of the books. Twilight decided to name me something and since she found me annoying originally, I came up with the name, Vex. It means annoying. This was extremely laughable in the beginning and twilight spent about 5 minutes laughing and then I had to drag her all the way to the hospital. I didn't really drag her there I just sent a magic emergency call. It tells every medic in a 10 mile radius. I think that radius is a little much, but it was okay. It just sends a distress call. Just pretty much some form of telepathy that is one way that both tells my location and my message. My message of course was, "Twilight sparkle has passed out. She may require medical assistance. Later I ended up with at least 50 doctors requiring medical assistance from smashing into each other. The others had nose bleeds. Eventually, Twilight got the medical assistance she required, and the doctors ended up suing each other for injuring them. It was a sad day for justice. They sued each other over an accident... that ended with many doctors unable to stand. The most damaged one was the one who got here first. Eventually they decided to sue the one who sent the distress call. However, they didn't suspect me because I was a parasprite, they didn't suspect Twilight because she was unconcious, and they didn't suspect spike because he has barely no mastery over magic. Besides if they sued me I'd be in debt! I have no money and I certainly don't have 555,000 bits. And that's how much each doctor is suing me for. 555,000 times 50 and the number shoots up to 27,750,000 bits. And this all happened this morning. The evening was casual and that's it. Goodbye for now!
Day 16
I recently learned a spell that is extremely useful when traveling in a group. It makes me virtually a living mana pool. However, if a non-unicorn pony wants to cast a spell, they can use my active magic. It can be a small booster, but I lose all my magic power. This spell should be used rarely. I believe that ths should come in handy in a pinch. That is... a pinch for someone else. I hope I make some more friends. I don't like loitering around the library all day and night. I'm going to hide in Twilight's saddlebag and wait until I go to one of her friend's houses. Owlowisious is always glaring at me suspiciously though. I find the fact of him and me stuck in this library is horrifying. I checked Twilight's calendar, and there's a group vacation to Zebraica sometime this week. They're also taking Zecora with them so they can show her her homeland. I think Twilight will spend the next few days stressing about what she's going to pack and what could possibly go wron-. I think she's started. A rocking tremor rippled through the library shaking my pen and making that line very well-placed. 1-2-3 and Twilight starts screaming for Spike to get her stuff. I believe this is bad news for me. He's lately been bossing me around and basically traumatizing me with his fire breath. Eventually I have no choice but to shoot out my magic tentacles and grab stuff from around the library. IN fact that's what he's doing right now. In a minute Boss! I have to close these statements! Bye.
Day 17
Tommorow is the day when they all go on the trip to Zebraica. I'm stowing away in Twilight's saddlebags. Zebras mainly like to travel by land so this is a road trip. I'm going to write a play-by-play of tommorow. The time getting there is a day, they're staying there for 3 days. The entire trip is going to take 5 days. I'm going to write part of this week and part of next week on the next entry. Sorry for cutting whoever is reading this off next week. Today was a normal day. Twilight was stressing if she had everything she needed for this trip. Enough food, and you know all that. Did you know that Twilight fails in the kitchen? Pinkie's specialty is pastries and you know that no one else is that advanced at making food. I however, took the liberty of reading cookbooks and I got myself into a chef state of mind. I looked out a window and suddenly found myself staring at a leaf with an idea for a splendid salad. 5 minutes later, Twilight enjoyed a wonderful lunch. She doesn't suspect that I made it though. She suspects Spike made it. Ahe also suspects that he used up all the lettuce when she was gone. She doesn't have the faintest idea. I hope I acn be of service. I'll be sure to keep my chef cam on. If she's short on food, I'll use my chef cam to spot something edible. Chef cam is also refined enough to please even Blueblood. I would enjoy it if I could swear, but everytime I'm close to, I hear a voice in my head saying, "You are not supposed to swear. This is rated Everyone. Not teen, not mature, but Everyone." I was going to say something extremely bad about Blueblood. You know what I'm about to say. If you don't sorry I can't tell you. Anyway, I'm going to prepare for my trip... in Twilight's saddle bag. I think I can use my satchel to be more hidden. I'll be messing around with magic so G'night! I think I'm going to put the trip on the next page.
Day 1 of trip. Humidity: 20%. Temperature: Room temperature. UV: 2. Distance from Ponyville: 50,000 strides. Location: Manehatten. Okay, now that we have the day's information down. I can talk about my day. Agonizing. I was bored out of my wits. You'd think that I could find something to do. Well, that wasn't the case. I couldn't even poke one of my eyes out without Rarity noticing it. I think she tried grabbing it a few times and I had to give off a tiny electric charge to get her to stop. I don't think she liked getting a recoil very much. I'm still in the saddlebag and I'm still waiting for a chance that should prove my adeptness with combat magic. I believe that according to this map we must go across the sea. Which is why we're in Manehatten. There is a harbor here where we are to board a ship to Zebraica. I think that air based spells will be most efficient on the seas. Such as gust. Or the new spell I learned lightning dome. It's a variation on the shield spell. It has an electric charge surrounding it. This discharge would cause anyone attempting to break the shield to get shocked. However, unlike in video games, electricity doesn't cause a bounceback. So if anyone tackles my shield, they will get badly shocked, but they'll still cause damage. My shield should have limited dexterity if I just leave it hanging with out causing a renewed flow of energy to fix it. I don't have anything more to say. Good night.
Day 19(Day 2 of trip to Zebraica)
Day 2 of trip. Humidity: 100%. Temperature: 90 degrees. UV:10. distance from Ponyville: 50 nautical miles+ 1 nmph. Location: Open Sea. Not fun. The sea is an unforgiving thing. Twilight once dropped her saddlebag's overboard and I barely got back on without soaking everything in here. The humidity is so sticky, I can't fly. The briny air is making salt crystals form on the strands, as well as drying me out. Nothing bad has happened, but I predict that a storm is coming close. My wings may not work, but I can definitely sense low pressure. In fact I believe that we are in a storm now. Ah the quiet feeling of seasickness. The rain slowly soaking everything. The chaotic screaming of the gale force winds. The quiet seeping of water as it drowns... Wait a minute! Holy banana cream pie! Twilight's drowning! Let's see.. A telekinesis spell won't help, I'm not powerful enough. Gust would just be salt on the wound. Fudge! A lightining bolt hit the ship! I think we're going to sink. Oooh! I know I think I can put the ship back together with magic tentacles! Okay, the ship is partially repaired, but Twilight is still flailing in the water. I think I'm going to make a lifeline to attach us to the ship. Hopefully we can get on board soon. All my stuff is getting soaked in the sea. I think I'll put this away while I formulate a plan. See you again soon. that is if I don't drown first.
Day 20(Day 3 of trip to Zebriaca)
Day 3 of trip. Humidity: 100%. Temperature: Water condenses. UV: 15. Distance from Ponyville: Unknown. Location: Shipwreck island. Not long before I put this journal away yesterday, a gale picked up a wave and knocked us onto this island. We're not the first ponies to get shipwrecked on this island. A lot of other ships are stuck on the shore. Turns out all the others found a way off. The first ponies that came here chopped down a few trees and bound the timbers to cover all the holes, used the plant fibers to make a sail, and fled. We however, have a steam ship. That means we have a metal hull, no sail, and to top it all off, no working machinery to get this ship seaborne again. I spent an entire day picking al the dried salt off of the machinery. The coals weren't so lucky though. They are unsalvagable. They were soaked and all I can use them for is ink. I think that if I can make some charcoal, find some iron ore on this island, and figure out some new spells I can fix this. I shall write of my trek around the island in... 2nd person. So I take off into the forest carrying a burning stick with me to provide light. I float among the bushes, spotting berries here and there. Unfortunately, my chef cam says they're poisonous. So thus, I tarry not for such frivolous materials. I am hungry and immune to poison, but I shalt not stop for these. I flit among the branches. I spot a non-sentient wild boar, so I throw my flaming stick at it, burn it, and eat it. That was one of my better meals. Meat is a rare delicacy in the country of equestria, where the country's magic provides sentience to most creatures, the sentient nature of them makes my conscience start eating me from the inside. Wild boar tastes especially good. Especially when it's been burned. I shoud stop talking about burning boars and eating them should I. Anyway, i take flight once more. This time I notice a bunch of stone pillars in the center of the jungle. A large slab rests upon a cylindrical tower in the middle. I pay it no heed and instead begin smashing jars in around here. I find a few metal chunks, a clock, and a large can. I proceed to make charcoal by burning some of the trees around me. The fire cracklses as I slide each piece over the flame. I use that to melt down the metal. Then carrying a can full of molten metal, I slather it all over the ship sealing up all the cracks. I make some more charcoal and use those for the ship's engine. I then pick off all the salt inside and outside. All while being undetected. Well, with everypony being unconcious from the crash, It is somewhat easy to do so. Been a full day and no one noticed that the ship was completely repaired. However, I'm going to spend the rest of the night picking around in those ruins over there. G'night.
Day 21(Day 4 of trip to Zebraica)
Day 4 of trip. Humidity: 0%. Temperature: The dark side of the moon. Distance from Ponyville: I don't know how far Zebraica is away, so I guess I should pay more attention to geography books. Location: Zebraica. Zebraica is a plain. I should've remembered that. Now, I'm lighting small fires to keep myself warm. Even though I'm being traumatized, it's necessary to not become a Parasprite-sicle. I found this slab in the ruins yesterday. Can't read it though. If you're wondering why it's so cold, let's just say, this place doesn't hold in heat well. There aren't a lot of clouds, and it's suggested to move around at this time. However, the rest of the group got a bit of travel lag, and now they're passed out from exhaustion. I think that they might wake up ice-cold and ill with hypothermia. At least everywhere, but their heads. Their heads are pretty close to the... FIRE! Put it out! I think Rarity will not like her new hairstyle. Her hair is black as ebony, and it about 52% of it got burnt off. I'm going to hide. Bye. Day 22(Day 5 of trip to Zebraica)
Last Day of trip. Humidity 25%. Temperature: 70% Distance from Ponyville: 0 strides, hooves, etc. Location: Twilight's library. Yay! We fought a monster today! It wasn't really a monster, just a stampeding herd of helephants. They breath fire out of their trunks! I didn't do much, I just cast gust over and over to defend against their fire. Let me explain it like this...
The heat was scorching, the sun was beating down mercilessly, and the helephants quietly grazed nearby. Suddenly, they noticed a group of 6 ponies and a zebra walking by. Fiercely territorial, they angrily blew fire out of their trunks and stampeded at them. Pinkie Pie, feeling the vibrations turned to her side and saw the helephants charging.
"Stampede!" Rainbow yelled as the rest of the group saw the helephants and then fled as fast as they could.
Hearing Rainbow's yell, I woke up and peeked out of the saddlebag, noticing the stampede charging toward us. I whipped up a tailwind, but we didn't have enough speed. The helephants knocked is all into the air, their trunks flailing wildly in rage. Fluttershy attempted to make peace, but instead had to resort to THE STARE. Some of the helephants cowered, but the rest rammed Fluttershy, knocking her away. The other helephants recovered, but Rainbow, seeing her oldest friend get hurt, went bezerk and smashed into the helephant's side, angrily pummeling with punches as she did so. Some of the helephants were once again incapitated, but the rest got back up and shot fireballs at Rainbow. Her agility allowed her to dodge the fire, but not the trunk that swung through the air and smacked into her. Then Twilight, Rarity, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Zecora, joined the fight. Applejack bucked a Helephant, knocking it over, but she got hit with a fireball and badly scorched. Twilight used her magic to shield against the fireballs, while shooting some magic projectiles of her own, but she neglected to hold a rear guard and a helephant nearly charged into her. Noticing the helephant, I shot out a tendril, covered the end in a lethal spike mace of magic, and smashed it into the helephant's face. It is unneccesary to say this, but the helephant bled. I progressed smashing said mace into many more helephant's, but their skin was tough and I was only able to maim another 5. The rest were taken care of by the elements and Zecora. Lets just say... Rarity left the fight early, Pinkie used non-lethal weaponry, Zecora threw lethal potions at the beasts, and Fluttershy used THE STARE. G'night.
Here's the trip to Zebraica. Not extremely high-quality, but what do you expect from an amateur writer writing in journal form?
They suspect nothing............ Oh hello there. The didn't suspect me to be the source of the maces. They thought that Twilight was doing it with her "freaky magic". Well, manifesting medieval weapons is somewhat freaky. I made them bleed. I've tried manifesting more weapons, and now I have a sword, a mace, a whip, a cat-o-nine-tails, a sledgehammer, a buzzsaw, a sythe, a scimitar, a dartanian, a falcata, a bow, a slingshot, a battle axe (they're double-sided) and a hand. The hand isn't really a weapon, but it can be used like one. It also is slightly harder to wield, but has better results than a lasso. I can curl it into a fist, I can slap with it, and I can wield other things around. So it's somewhat multi-purpose. Not entirely multipurpose because it can't really do any long range arracks unless I make it extend. Even then it's actually very vulnerable. It's a bond of magic extending from my magic, so if it gets hit I get magic recoil. Magic recoil is a way to make your enemy take damage from an attack, by counter attacking the spell. normally you aim a mage missle at the spell, or if they're attempting telekinesis, aim for whatever is giving off magic, and it should be possible for them to let go of the spell inducing a shock.Technically, this is a way for you to make your opponent take damage. The more powerful the opponent, the more damage they take. It's a very efficient tactic for taking down extremely powerful magic using enemies. By the way, I tested my magic limits, and I can summon at least 6 magic weapons at a time. So I pick, the dartanian, two battleaxes, a buzzsaw, a scimitar, and the hand. That's my pick for a fight. The battleaxes, if I lay them one over the other, it makes a circular shield. As my magic power gets better, I can get my weapons more sharp, precise, and I may just add a few special things, like perhaps... flaming swords? Electrified swords, an icy dartanian that freezes the opponent, an quaking sledge hammer, and a bow that shoots arrows with no air resistance. I've got a lot of plans for all these weapons. Now if you'll excuse me I have to finish the medieval section in the library.
Day 24
Oh, hello there journal. Back again? Today was quite eventful. It took me 3 hours, but I convinced Twilight to join me in a magic spar. Here are the details in third person.
In a clearing in the Everfree forest a parasprite and a unicorn prepared to fight. The parasprite was elated that Twilight the unicorn agreed to this fight. The terms were, no killing, and no holding back. Twilight started by manifesting magic wards to protect herself from the Vex's attacks. Vex started by manifesting weapons connected to him by tendrils of magic. He took two battleaxes, laid them over one another and put them in front of him. The weapons were manifested from crystals born of magic. They were impervious to damage and if they were cracked, a continuous flow of magic from the parasprite healed them. Vex took his first weapon, a sword, and slashed at Twilight. She stopped it with her magic, but a magic shock from Vex made her drop her concentration. Next, he whipped out his buzzsaw, made it start spinning, and launched it straight at Twilight. Twilight blocked it with a magic shield, but it slowly cut through. At the last moment, Twilight jumped to the side. Attempting to defeat him, she shot a volley of high power mage missles at him. Most of which he allowed his double-edged axes take, but a few smashed into some of his other weapons, causing magic to travel down his tendrils of magic, shocking him. Surprised, he dropped all his weapons on the ground. Twilight took this chance to arm herslef and did something that she soon regretted. She threw his weapons at him at dangerous velocity. Since they were made from his magic so he broke them into magic, and made a different assortment of weapons. Two hands, two scimitars, and two battleaxes. He used his battleaxes as a shield, and shot out his hands to grab Twilight by the horn and neck. He put a strong electric charge into the hand that was grabbing her horn and she reacted by screaming in agony. He, from there did the seismic toss. Twilight saved herself by making a parachute out of magic. Vex cut the parachute strings and she fell hard on to the ground. Uncrossing his battle axes, he swiped them at her neck, leaving himself vulnerable. Charging up the most powerful attack yet, Twilight shot him in the face with a beam of pure magic, smashing him through 582 trees before stopping. Having sustained heavy damage, Vex surrendered, proving that Twilight had more advanced magical prowess.
Yeah, I lost. I'm actually still coughing up bits of leaves. But I'm going to keep studying my magic, battle tactics, and how to increase my power, so next time, I can win!
Day 25
What I sent today doing was reading, swimming, and eating. None of these were enjoyable except for reading. I ate some gems, which apparently increases your capacity for magic. Which is why I believe dragons covet gems so powerfully. It is apparent that magic flows through the veins of all creatures, some more than others. Dragons grow astronomically so my theory is that they use magic to help them grow, and they eat gems to make them grow faster. If that's true, then I'm going to put hese special sprinkles in Spike's food every time he tries to eat. These sprinkles are made from gems. Actually, each sprinkle is a combination of 78 gems compacted together. It does wonders. I put these sprinkles in his lunch, dessert, breakfast, and dinner. As well as all his snacks! When Twilight sees Spike in the morning, she's going to flip. It's probably going to result with her waking up and finding her face stuck under his tail. then she'll travel down the length of his body, and find his head downstairs under her prize statue of Starswirl the bearded. That is if she can get past his wings. Hah hah! She'll have a nasty wake-up call. Anyway, I spent today eating my way out from below the magma. I was messing around with a quaking sledgehammer, but it had too much power and I pretty much made a large fissure that went all the way down to the mantle. I fell in and before long, Twilight sealed it back up, because she didn't want anyone to fall in. Too late! I fell in and had to eat my way back up to the surface. It's almost midnight. Good night!
Day 26
Spike was too big for the library, so we had to move him to a cave outside of Ponyville. Every so often, he comes into Ponyville to help everypony out. Mostly by digging gems up for Rarity. Even though he's the size of a full-grown dragon even at 6 years old, he still has a crush on Rarity. D'awww. Isn't that cute? Every so often, I feed him a bunch of gems. I still use the sprinkles! At this rate, he'll have wings big enough to block out the sun! I learned about a race of dragons. They're rare, but have the are extremely good magic power. I believe that Spike is a descendant of this race. He is a mix between that race, and the purple dragons. Purple dragons seem to make up his corporeal appearance, but this race of dragons takes his ethereal being. He is pretty magical. That race of dragons can actually cast spells. I wonder if Twilight has ever considered teaching him some spells. It would be nice. The race of dragons are called Praecantation wyrms. They're land based at birth, and later they grow huge wings. If they grow up too fast, they're wings don't come in properly. So that pretty much explains why when Spike got a growth spurt, he had no wings. Spike is now a fully-grown dragon so he has to become territorial to survive. I decided to teach him how to fight. I taught him a basic attack spell. Summon sword. Since he now is the size of a large boulder, he made a sword the size of 3 ponies lying down. That's impressive. We had a contest of who could make the biggest sword, and I won with a sword that was the size of Spike. Despite its size, I had to sacrifice a few details. I made it with serrated edges to save size, and I also had to sacrifice making it out of magic-made crystal. I made it out of pure magic and I can't really pick it up. I sort of dropped it on the ground. Spike was impressed, but I only taught him how to make it out of crystal, which takes more power than a pure magic. So he had no chance from the start. Muahahaha! I really should have taught him how to do that with pure magic. It doesn't do as much damage, and it also it's magic so it's not hard enough to cut flesh. I'm very sure you'll get more results on blunt weaponry. I'm very sure you can smash ones face if you get the club up to speed. It's not effective if you use cutting edges that are made out of pure magic. Still, it takes less energy to make. Muahaha! Spike had to leave and it's all my fault! G'night.
Day 27
I challenged Rainbow Dash to a spar. She enjoys fighting, but she's a little cocky. I'll tell you all about the fight, right now.
A parasprite and a pegasi prepared for a spar. The pegasus said, "Don't make me laugh! You think you can beat me? I'd love to see you try Vex!" Undoubtedly, said pegasus is the Rainbow Dash. To start off the duel, Rainbow flew at him at Mach speeds. She flew at him... and crashed into a pair of crossed battleaxes that formed a shield. From there, Vex took a magically crafted hand, curled it into a fist, and whacked Rainbow dash in the head. "Nice try, Rainbow Crash!" Vex taunted. Making three more hands, he put two hands to incapitate her wings, and used the other two to toss her into the sky. Forming a rope of crystallized magic, he made it so that she could not fly. So she smashed into the ground. He took his battleaxes and clapped their flat edges against her head. Dealing a brutal blow, the clang resonated for what felt like an eternity. Vex pulled a troll face and then manifested a pair of cymabls. Clashing them over and over again, he put her through an enormous amount of pain. Shaking her head out, she got back her concentration. Enraged, she threw a volley of powerful punches at his weapons cracking them slightly, but he quickly healed his weapons and retailiated with a volley of punches from his magical fists(Dang, dat sounds weird. Dat also sounds nice). Grabbin his fists, she tied them together. Dispelling his arms, he made 4 cat-o-nine-tails in their place. Then he used them to whip her relentlessly, making bloody scars everywhere. Since you're not allowed to kill, he stopped before he made her get majorly beat up. Then he had to teleport her to the hospital.
Yeah, sorry about that. I sort of covered Rainbow with bloody scrapes. Bye!
Day 28
I visited the Parasprite plains. I brought some food of course. I also brought a fungi that's edible, grows extremely fast, and is somewhat nutritous. I think that I can temporarily solve the hunger problem with this fungi. If they follow my instruction on maintaining both hunger and how much fungi there is, they can postpone the next famine indefinitely. The Everfree isn't as threatening from the air. So I flew over the forest and landed in the plain. I caught up with my friends and showed them my journal. It's a shame they never learned to read. i basically spent the day in the plain chatting, showing everyone my spells, and then I left. G'night.
You shouldn't expect me to update this commonly. It helped that I only had to do 6 days in this one.
