> 373 Counts of Littering
>  by Jest
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> The main course
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A faint illumination speared through the cracks made by the drapes in Twilight's lab. Only faintly illuminating a dark room stuffed to the rafters with equipment of all shapes and sizes. Graduated cylinders, drop out cylinders, bunsen burners and vats of bubbling liquid covered every table that didn't already have a book on it. Amidst it all stood a tall purple alicorn with a star cutie mark. On her face were a set of goggles through which she peered intently at a boiling beaker. All the while slowly levitating a single tiny blue crystal about the size of a sprinkle into the concoction. The mixture hissed and bubbled as the crystal came closer as if it sought to escape. The liquid pressed itself against the walls of it's container, fleeing the lowering blue glowing crystal. Slowly, slowly…. The Princess of friendship concentrated intently, oblivious to everything else. 

“Watcha doing?”

The silence was shattered by a high pitched voice just millimeters from her ear. Her magic fizzled as her concentration was broken and in an instant the crystal exploded. The room was instantly filled by a thick grey smoke. Pinkie Pie calmly went to the window and threw it open, making exaggerated whooshing sounds as she pushed the smoke out of the room. With the window closed once more the only sound left in the room was the hacking cough of the Princess. Who was rolling around on the floor, eyes red and bloodshot. The goggles which had done nothing were tossed aside. Pinkie jumped forward and took a deep breathe in. Then exhaled into Twilight’s mouth leaving the already stunned princess in an even deeper state of shock. As Pinkie’s lips left her own she could feel her breathing normalize once more. Taking a few cautionary breaths she stood back up on shaky legs.

Before her was the pony who nearly killed her, then promptly saved her. To say her feelings were mixed would be an understatement. The pink pony looked at her with eyes filled with worry. Had she been staring? A faint smell of burnt flowers filled her nostrils and she lurched forward on her hooves. Thankfully Pinkie leapt forward and caught her. Something was off. She was pink as she always was, smelling faintly of sugar with long straight hair hair. Uh oh. Pinkie looked down into her eyes with a mixture of fear and guilt and immediately began balling great crocodile tears and apologizing over and over. “I'm so sorry Twilight I didn't mean to sneak up on you I just didn't want to break your concentration.” 

Forcing her mind back she thought about how the pink mare had entered the room after knocking. Whispering politely instead of shouting in her ear and maybe she had been just a little bit jumpy. Her annoyance slowly crumbled as she thought about it. Upon reflection she had heard the knock but had written it off as Spike chewing on the castle wall again. And maybe she had been up for far too long without sleep. Her annoyance and anger fell away, quickly replaced by shame at letting time slip away on her again. Gratitude slowly filled the space left behind by annoyance. Pinkie always did pop up when she had spent too much time alone, always appearing out of thin air when Twilight needed an excuse to get out.

Placing a hoof on the grief stricken Pinkie she tried to talk, and after wheezing a few more times she was successful. “That's fine Pinkie I should be thanking you. I wasn't paying attention and besides you more than made up for it by ridding me of all that smoke my experiment made.” Although her methods were a little more intimate than the princess would like. Thoughts of the pink pony’s lips against hers suddenly assaulted her mind only to be quickly driven away.

Pinkie sniffed and looked down to Twilight still held in her lap. “Are you sure?" 

Twilight’s head bobbed enthusiastically. Her mind was still clouded by a lingering pink mist. Her thoughts seemed to flee before they could manifest. Words she had said a million times felt strange. Pinkie's mane was really fluffy, wait why was her mane on her head? Pinkie’s lips pressed against hers and her voice filled her mind. “Yippee! Sorry about that Twilight hopefully my magical kiss will help!”

The cloud in Twilight’s mind seemed to lift as images of their last date came unbidden to her mind. Whether or not it was actually Pink's magical kiss or hapstance, it didn't matter she appreciated the effort all the same. The logical part of Twilight’s mind refused to believe there was such a thing as a healing kiss but she couldn't argue with the results, placebo or not.

Twilight rolled her body over making sure not to land on a wing. Something she had done way too many times over the last few years. Slowly easing herself on shaky hooves she took stock of her swirling thoughts. Pinkie had kissed her, twice! Sure they had gone on a date the week before but she was hesitant to go on another. Not because she didn't like Pinkie, quite the opposite! Twilight harbored a less than secret infatuation with the pink pony, the intensity of which scared her at times. What if Pinkie didn't feel the same? All of Twilight's newfound social grace apparently didn't extend to matters of the heart. Making a note to maybe get some advice from somepony more experienced she shook the errant thoughts from her head and looked over to the still morose Pinkie. 

Bottom lip extended in a pout and a concerned look plastered across her face. This was not a face Twilight was used to seeing on her pink friend. Silently chastising herself for making Pinkie worry she walked up and placed a far more chaste kiss on her friend’s nose. The effect was immediate, Pinkie bounced up to her hooves and wrapped her in a tight hug. 

“Ohmygosh I was so worried for a second there!” Pinkie playfully hit the alicorn’s shoulder. 

“I'm fine, really Pinkie.” Noticing that the concern had melted from her friend’s face she continued. “Now what can I do for you?” 

“Nothin.” Pink hooves carried the mare as she bounced around the lab, looking at each different experiment and casually reading the notes scrawled next to them. 

Twilight merely rolled her eyes. After all these years the usually enigmatic Pinkie was an open book to her. The fact that she wouldn't make eye contact for more than a second or try to further the conversation was a dead giveaway that she wasn't telling the whole truth. Rather than beat around the bush the alicorn merely gripped the smaller pony in her magic and brought them face to face. 

“It's okay Pinkie you can tell me.” For a second a frown crossed the pink mare’s face.

“No really it's-” One look into her friend’s eyes made her sigh in defeat. “Okay but you gotta promise not to tell anypony.”

Twilight recited the Pinkie promise and stood expectantly in front of the strangely nervous mare.

“Well I saw Rarity and her husband at the market. They were so cute together I couldn't help but feel a little lonely so I went to go see R.D but she was busy with Fluttershy and Applejack who were all having a spa date together. They did say I could join but I could tell they wanted to be alone with each other. So than I was feeling super duper lonely so I was kinda sorta hoping we could spend the day together.” The torrent of emotions that rolled across her face ended in a smile of anticipation.

“Errr well Pinkie I have to meet with a museum advisory council.” A look over at the clock revealed they would have to catch the next train out as her experiment had indeed eaten up far too much time. The pink party pony’s hair threatened to collapse once more. “But that won't take long and i'm sure at the bare minimum we can have a fun train ride together.” 

“Yippee!” Twilight almost regretted her action the instant Pinkie tried to crush her in another bear hug. This time she was ready and quickly escaped Pinkie's death hug.

Between the meetings with the museum ponies, the three grand openings she got roped into officiating and a stop at that neat little ancient books store she had found a few months prior. She wasn't sure how much time she could allot to her friend. No wait, she knew exactly how much time she could allot. Three whole hours provided they had their meals together. Still… The party pony had taken to bouncing around displaying those deceptively long shapely legs. Nevermind that gorgeous flank that bounced and shook like twin bowls of jelly. She felt the same funny feeling as the same time she convinced Zecora to hypnotize her. Shaking her head suddenly she stopped Pinkie with a hoof.

“But we won't have a lot of time together. Other than a few hours after we arrive. I was hoping to use that time to wander around the city and check out a few shops but we could always do something else instead.” 

Pinkie instantly became lost in thought, sitting down suddenly and placing a hoof to her chin. The idea to cast a telepathy spell on her briefly passed through Twilight’s mind before being dispelled. That is one invasion of privacy that she refused to cross. Deciding to instead brush up on the lessons from “Poker for eggheads”. The frown that briefly flickered over the pink mare’s face was quickly replaced by one of unbridled joy. But only for a second before another frown crossed over. She is definitely thinking of what to do.  Pinkie was a terrible poker player despite a seemingly supernatural good luck. She wore her heart on her sleeve and was the frequent loser (behind fluttershy of course.) at their monthly poker games. 

"Where are we going anyway?" 

Twilight face hoofed, she had totally forgot to include that part. "Manehatten."

Pinkie's face displayed unbridled terror for about 0.3 seconds before it was replaced by a wide fake smile. The shift was so jarring Twilight ignored it, clearly it was a trick of the light or something. Why would Pinkie be scared of that city? She had just been there not too long ago with Maud and Rarity. 

“I got it!” Pulling a map of manhattan from her hair she placed a hoof on the train station. The moment of terror forgotten instantly as she set into planning mode. “Since we get off here.” Pinkie locked eyes with the other mare and did a silly eyebrow wiggle before returning to the map. Twilight was unsure of what just happened before the meaning caught up to her and a giggle escaped her lips. “We can check out any shops or whatever you want from there, to there and than we can have a nice lunch in the park!” 

Already a plan was forming in the alicorn’s mind. A few shops she HAD to see where along that path. And that park was relatively small and out of the way, it might just be romantic. “Sounds like a plan Pinks!” 

Pinkie gasped and threw her hooves around Twilight’s neck. “Do you know what this means?!”

Twilight merely rolled her eyes. “No.”

“I got my first pet name! Now I need to come up of one for you! Twily? No that's shining’s thing. Sparkles? Hmm that could work.” Twilight tuned her out as she rattled off a litany of other mostly embarrassing pet names and instead went about cleaning up the lab to make ready for their trip. 

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“We're here!” Cried a sing songy voice. 

The two mares exited the bustling train station quickly, at the insistence of a certain nervous alicorn. Something about all those ponies bowing and slowing everypony down irked her. It wasn't even the bowing part, she had gotten used to being treated like royalty years ago. The fact they were bowing right in the middle of the train station and slowing down the lines irked the princess of friendship far more than she would ever let on. It was just so so… Inefficient. 

Pinkie just smiled and let herself be pushed out of the crowd, making a faint whee sound as she was shoved by Twilights abnormally soft hooves. Hmmm why were they so soft anyway? Had she been using hoof cream that Rarity always went on about? Had she put it on special for her? Nah that couldn't be it. As her train of thought left the station (hehe) she noticed Twilight had stopped shoving her out of the throng of ponies.

“So where to first?” The alicorn asked between labored breaths.

Suddenly her pink friend took a massive breath only to open her mouth in a wordless scream. Than before Twilight had time to even process the bizarre reactions she stuffed a hoof in her mouth, than one in her own mouth. Her eyes were wide and it seemed like a million thoughts were racing behind those blue eyes. 

Those same blue eyes stared intently into the throng of ponies, seemingly tracked someone and ducking behind Twilight as if she was dodging something. 

Rolling her eyes Twilight tried to talk only to be shushed instantly. Deciding not to fight the pink she just stood there and tried to remember the route they had planned to take while Pinkie collected herself from… Whatever this was.

Apparently having a firm hold on her marbles once more Pinkie looked away from the throng of bustling ponies. Twilight met her gaze with a mix of confusion and concern. She raised an eyebrow when her partner in crime did not elaborate on her strange break of character. “Pinkie is-” 

A pink hoof jammed back into Twilight’s mouth however this time she was ready and quickly nipped the hoof between her teeth. Recoiling instantly Pinkie blew a raspberry at the apparently quite hungry alicorn. A giggle threatened to spill out at the silly display until she met Twilight’s eyes with her own. She could see the concern on her friend (and hopefully future mare friend's) face. Quickly stifling the laugh and replacing it with an excuse. “I just thought for a sec I left gummy alone. But then I remembered Fluttershy said she'd take care of him.” 

Some seventh sense pinged the alicorns mind telling her that wasn't the whole story. But when Pinkie didn't budge when she gave her the sternest look she could muster she let it slide. Even if that wasn't the whole story it was all she was willing to tell and she respected that. 

“Now come on let's get moving molasses pants!” 

“I'm not wearing pa-ah!” Pinkie's hooves rested firmly against her butt. Than with a might push she found herself stumbling forward. The feeling of Pinkie's hooves so close to her sensitive region made an odd warmth fill her. All the while half stumbling through the mid afternoon crowd. Which reluctantly parted either out of respect for the fact that she was a princess or the determined look that had overtaken Pinkie PIe. She wasn't sure which one commanded more respect now that she thought about it.

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“Time to go Twilight!” 

“Wait what?”

Before Twilight could even thank the shop owner she found herself being unceremoniously dragged out the door by her tail. She couldn't even tell her friend to stop until she found herself outside the shop on the bustling sidewalk. Gritting her teeth in anger the alicorn gripped Pinkie completely in her magic. Eliciting a giggle.

“That tickles!” Her giggling died the instant she was turned to face an irate princess.

“Pinkie, why did you drag me out of that shop? That was a MAGICAL PARTY store! I thought i'd have to drag you out!” Although her tone was one of anger, a strong undercurrent of concern edged her voice.

“Well you got what we wanted so we might as well leave, right?” The earth pony’s eyes shot around the street as if a manticore might leap out of the positively packed road. 

Some ponies stopped and gawked at the bizarre spectacle of the princess and pink pony most just kept walking. As if the sight of angry alicorn were an everyday occurrence for them. One particular pony wearing a blue uniform stopped and stared, ignoring the princess entirely. Focusing all her attention on the Pink pony being held up by the purple aura of magic. She did a double take that made Pinkie’s heart leap into her throat. 

Panic overtook the pink mare, a tremble become a tremor than a quake. Soon her whole body vibrated until she slid out of the magical field holding her. Twilight just looked at her in utter confusion, head cocked to the side as if the new perspective might help her understand her pink friend. Before her analytical mind had time to start running in circles trying to figure out what just happened Pinkie slipped underneath her and carried her into the cafe beside the magical party store. 

Several patrons narrowly dodged the Pink pony and her alicorn cargo. Clutching drinks and food as the lightning fast party pony and her princess backpack leaped up and down and around. Landing firmly in the singular booth at the far side of the store. Twilight’s butt met the velvety comfort of the pillow before her thoughts had time to catch up. A tsunami of anger threatened to ignite her mane but the pony she saw lying beside her made the emotion vanish in an instant.

There laying deflated on the cushions of the booth lied a very different pony than the one she had spent the afternoon trouncing around manhattan with. Her head lay on the table with her forelegs wrapped around, gripping it tightly. Her hair lay deflated to her side draped across the table. Her eyes welled with tears and a sob escaped her lips.

“Oh Pinkie.” The concern in her voice threatened to unleash the floodgates behind the pink mare’s eyes. Something held her back though, something she knew needed to be said.

“Twilight I have something to confess, well two things. One, I love you.” Then as if that wasn't shocking enough already. “Also i'm wanted by the police here and that's why I was running around ruining our not date but sorta date day.” This news would have brought on a stampede of various emotions however Pinkie spat the entire sentence in a bout half a second.

As such Twilight's brain took three long seconds of calculation before her face went from a look of stunned confusion to a mix of anger and concern. “You WHAT?”

The other patrons looked at the bizarre pair for several seconds before going back to what they were doing. Outside she could hear the hustle and bustle of ponies slow as the door to the shop opened with a faint tinkle. 

"You mean the I love you part or the whole police part?" She smiled sheepishly.

“The police part!” Outlandish ideas of her committing fraud all the way to murder ran through Twilight's mind before being squashed beneath the cold hoof of logic. She had to figure this out and panic wouldn't help.

“It's nothing suuuuuper bad. Just ya know. Littering, and running from the police.” The last part coming out as a squeak that would have put fluttershy to shame. 

Luckily Twilight’s brain was running at about a hundred thoughts per second, meaning she already had time to panic and come up with a plan. Taking a deep unsteady breath she leaned down and gently picked up Pinkie’s head in her hoof. Looking into her eyes with every ounce of concern she could muster. “Alright Pinks this is what we gotta do-”

“Stop right there Pinkamena Diane Pie!”  Shouted a badge being shoved into her face by an annoyed looking grey mottled earth pony wearing a police officer’s cap. 

Pinkie shrunk into the booth so much she nearly slipped beneath the pillows like some sort of pony putty.

“You are hereby under arrest for three hundred and seventy three counts of littering!” 

The officer almost managed to continue before Twilight blurted out. “THREE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY COUNTS OF LITTERING?” 

The party pony desperately wished to become a party mole and tunnel through the pillows and out of this cafe. In a teeny tiny voice fit for a mole she squeaked. “And three.”

Twilight’s mane and tail looked about ready to ignite but once again her desire to know more overruled her anger. Turning to the stunned police mare who was only now gathering her wits from the sudden use of the royal canterlot voice. “How did this happen?” 

Bowing curtly the police mare began. “Well you see princess this Litterbug has been firing off confetti all over our fair city for years. Up until a few months ago we couldn't find out who or what was leaving the colored paper everywhere. Until we reviewed security footage from the stores around town that sold confetti. At such point we were able to determine the identity of the criminal and put up posters all over town. However they mysteriously vanished.”

Pinkie coughed into her hoof and shifted closer to Twilight. 

“The local magistrate has decided that such an unrepentant criminal will be punished to the full extent of the law.” The police mare leaned across the table and jabbed an accusatory hoof in Pinkie's face. “Which means 1 year jail time and 400 hours of community service to be carried out working for the city cleaning administration.” 

The princess and the baker both gasped in horror. “Just for littering?” They both asked in unison.

The police mare nodded her head grimly. “Several hundred counts and her unrepentant nature that displays no guilt for the crimes committed are what convinced the magistrate.” 

Twilight fell back into the booth in defeat. She could understand the confetti part but Pinkie always used biodegradable paper enchanted by her. She turned to the criminal in question who had scootched close enough to wrap her body around Twilight's right foreleg. 

“Pinkie didn't you use the confetti I chanted for you?” The officer across the table cocked a curious eye. Rolling her own eyes in exasperation Twilight explained. “I enchant a massive pile of confetti every month so that they are biodegradable and are moderately useful as low grade fertilizer to avoid an event like this.” Casting an accusatory glance to the squirming Pink mare wrapped tightly about her leg. “Or so I thought.”

For once in recent memory the motor mouth was at a loss for words. “I well- you see- I uh.” Twilight bonked her head with her free hoof resetting Pinkie’s rambling train of thought. “Thanks Twilight. Maud gave me a giant bag of confetti and I was so excited to use her gift that I didn't think about it. I had gotten so used to your special enchanted kind that I didn't even think that this confetti wouldn't disappear.” Giving a strained smile to the curious police mare. “I really am sorry I was just… scared.” 

“Well that may be but i'm afraid the law is the law.” Her jaw set firm she adjusted the badge on her chest and drew a pair of handcuffs from seemingly nowhere. “I'm afraid you're coming with me miss Pie.” 

Pinkie sighed and placed her fore hooves on the table, her head down in silence as the officer began to recount her rights. “Wait!” Both arrestor and arrestee looked over to the Princess curiously.

“I excuse her for her crimes by royal decree.” Sittin tall while trying to recount the lessons Celestia had given her over the years she used her best princessly voice. “The crown dismisses all charges of littering against miss Pie.” 

The grey pony cocked her hat and took on a strange grin of determination. “So you are saying littering is now legal?” 

“I well, no of course not. Bu-” 

“Because that's what your saying. By dismissing charges you have expressly allowed the breaking of the law which incidentally allows the now not a crime of littering.” 

Twilight bit her tongue. “Well of course not but I am well within my legal right as a princess of equestria to.”

Cutting her off again the grey pony continued. “853 after discord Celestia versus the state.”

With rapt attention from the Princess and the baker the police mare continued.. “Celestia wanting to excuse her then friend, confidant and baker allowed a herd to be formed when it was previously illegal. Annulling the law in the eyes of the state.” 

Sighing in defeat Twilight’s head drooped. She was right, it's not like she could just allow everypony to litter as much as they want. If they just put it back into law than Pinkie would just be tried again. The mare in question was looking up at her with a glimmer of hope that she refused to quash completely. Something struck her as odd at that moment. She had read that in the restricted archives. It was clearly an event that Celestia had hoped nopony remembered and as such had them hidden behind a wall of red tape and bureaucracy.

“What is your name officer?” 

Smirking in victory the officer stood sideways in front of the Princess displaying her cutie mark. Drawing a gasp of surprise from the princess was a yellow scroll bound by a purple ribbon emblazoned by a gold seal. “Officer Golden Seal of the Manhattan special law division at your service Princess Twilight Sparkle.”

“Oh poop.”

A pink hoof to the ribs brought her out of a spiral of defeat. “Why poop?” 

Twilight’s eyes were rimmed with sadness as she gazed down at her pink partner. “Yellow parchment was only used in ancient times to record things of great importance. The purple ribbon was used only for cases involving the crown while the gold seal was Celestia’s personal mark. Meaning we have an officer who is both an expert in ancient law and princessly jurisdiction.” 

Golden Seal smiled a little too wide. Her special talent had finally become useful! After all these years of mockery and being placed on litter patrol she would finally bust the case of the pink menace! “Thats right princess so don't even try and weasel your little marefriend out of the way of justice!"

The mention of marefriend did two things to Twilight. One, it brought on an enormous blush that seemed to spread to the aforementioned marefriend. Two, it gave her a great idea. She couldn't claim they were married, such things had a paper trail she couldn't prove and marrying now would not help matters. There was one thing she could do that had no paper trail and no way to disapprove but… She put a hoof out to stop the over eager officer from slapping a pair of cuffs on her friend.

“Pinkie do you trust me?”

“Of course Twilight, with my very heart.” 

Twilight fought past the hitch in her throat and too quiet to hear muttered. “She's my concubine.” 

Pinkie’s blush spread to her entire head and threatened to make it pop right off. The officer jammed a hoof in one of her ears, digging out invisible gunk.

“Say what princess?” 

“She's my concubine.” Gaining confidence as her plan unfolded. “As such any minor offences can at most be punished with a fine. As imprisonment would be considered theft from the crown's personal property.” 

The cafe grew suddenly deathly silent as the ponies in the booth suddenly realized everypony else was listening in on their previously private conversation. Twilight’s blush shone through her fur like a beacon while Pinkie held onto her with all four hooves. Her hair having returned to it's natural state. Her lips pressed rapidly against Twilight's leg and neck while she whispered thanks over and over. 

It was all too much for the bookish Princess, no amount of celestia’s training could prepare her for this. Thinking quickly she cast a calm spell on herself, then again. Then one last time to dispel the faint traces of panic that still lingered within her mind. 

Golden Seal however remained startlingly calm, her face tilted slightly in a smile. Only her eyes gave off a slight glow of annoyance and trepidation. “Is this true Miss Pie?”

Both the officer and the princess looked down at the uncharacteristically sheepish party pony. The officer's glare made her stumble on her words, instinctively she looked up at Twilight. Her eyes seemed… Guilty. Instantly she knew what she had to answer both the spoken and unspoken question. Leaping up and wrapping her hooves around Twilight’s neck she kissed her suddenly.

The kiss was awkward and clumsy neither really prepared for the impromptu moment of passion. Before either of them knew it the looks of the strangers in the cafe melted away. What started as awkward took on a frenzied intensity neither mare could prepare for. Their eyes locked into each other, a shared sense of longing echoing across the gaze they held. Twilight felt something press against her lips, Pinkie’s eyes held a more intense moment of longing to which she yielded to reluctantly.

The instant their tongues met her reluctance washed away. Fireworks exploding and cascading across her stressed and panic strewn mind. It was as if Pinkie reached a hoof into her brain and wiped away the cobwebs and flickering lights that signalled a still persistent sense of panic. Her hooves slipped up her partner’s back.

Suddenly the world tilted forward. For Pinkie it fell back into an ocean of pleasure. Their odd height difference toppling them into the booth with Twilight firmly on top of her concubine. Who was all too happy to be under her with their kiss unbroken. Normally a twinge of stress would have flown through Twilight’s mind however she found the familiar feeling could not even wedge its way into the cascade of new sensations. 

She felt confident,  calm and altogether excited at the same time. Pinkie was an enigma that made stress free and conviction follow. When the kiss broke Pinkie pulled her princess in close to whisper in her ear. “I'm yours .” Small lines of stress only she could see on her princess's’ face slackened. The guilt dismissed Pinkie kissed up and down her neck in the most ticklish spots she could find.

A now very giggly Twilight found a weight had settled against Pinkie’s waist. Redoubling her personal privacy spell she looked down to see if her partner had noticed. A knowing smile and a seductive grin somehow held at the same time told her she knew everything. 

The sound of a coughing pony and the all encompassing silence reminded the pair of the watchers making them jump back into a sitting position. 

“Ahem yes, that is correct.” Pinkie announced quite matter of factly, using a manner of speech close to the royal canterlot style Twilight used moments ago. “Princess Twilight Sparkle is my mistress.”

The word mistress sent a shiver of excitement down Twilight's spine, drawing a cheeky smile to Pinkie's lips.

“Well than, I suppose you have officially had her take her vows and…” The officer leaned uncomfortably close to the alicorn’s ear. “Broken her in.” Taking a step back quickly. “Correct?” 

The odd question at the end sent her mind reeling and unable to comprehend fully the first question. “Well no.” She would have face hooved but Pinkie did it for her. “But she still is my concubine even if we have not gotten around to her vows yet.” The law may be clear but they were still skating on thin ice with her inadvertently admitting to not doing the ritual yet. 

“As a representative of the crown and a marriage officiant I can do this little ceremony for you. Right here perhaps?” The princess and the party pony looked at eachother in confusion, both trying to come up with excuses ranging from just teleporting away in embarrassment to a plan that involved far too much arson. “Unless you are just using this as a legal loophole to escape justice."

Both planners shot bolt upright in their seat. “Of course not.” They both said. “Stop that.” They said together. “Jinx!” They intoned perfectly. Twilight rolled her eyes in defeat clearly Pinkie was rubbing off on her. She glanced down at the pink pony who was literally rubbing up against her as if she had read her mind.

“Yes we may do that, however I demand privacy.” The three ponies looked up from the table to the lines of gawking ponies that had gathered in every nook and cranny of the cafe. Peeking over both sides of the booth and crowded within inches behind Golden Seal. A cough resounded through the painfully quiet cafe signalling an exodus of ponies. All of whom were silently reminded that one of the ponies they were eavesdropping on was a princess. 

“Show's over folks out ya go.” The police pony waved her badge at the few stubborn patrons still gawking at the juiciest bit of gossip to grace their ears in years. More than one of them running off to talk to whatever the closest news outlet was in hopes of getting something for their scoop. 

At the sight of a rather notorious cutie mark depicting a heart being jabbed by a quill Twilight’s heart fell. Any hope she had at containing the situation or perhaps bribing the newspapers was lost in that instant. She thought about grabbing the flaming red pony with the yellow hair and doing… Something to her. But she would never act on those impulses, probably. 

That point of contention was relieved somewhat by the sight of Golden Seal arguing quite loudly with the store owner who just had his customers driven out. A sharp jab to her side drew her attention to the sight of her concubine snuggled up securely against her side. All four hooves wrapped around one of her own. A reluctant smile found it's way to her lips.

“Thank you Twilight from saving me, I know what I did was wrong but. It was like there were a thousand parasprites in my tummy every time I thought about confessing. In the end it all ended up a giant mess and ruined our date day.” Her head pressed against her shoulder, their eyes unable to meet. In a much smaller voice so unlike the verbose earth pony. “Could you ever forgive me?” 

The argument in the background began to heat up and a few choice curses were thrown. However they didn't even register to the concubine and mistress sat huddled in their own private world. 

“I am the one who should apologize to you. I should have ran past the whole ah… concubine thing before saying it. I was just so excited to have realized a way out of your prison sentence that I just sort of ran with it. I was actually hoping you would be my... well.” Somehow asking her out was harder than telling her she was her concubine. The thought only added to her confusion so she squashed it and forced herself to look down at her concubine. “My marefriend.” 

“Of course I will be your concubine/marefriend. I kind of wished you had asked that last part first though.” Before the thoughts of guilt could swirl around her mistress/mare friend's head she added. “But I don't mind either.” In a tone barely above a whisper. “My mistress.” 

Something hard thumped against the underside of the table drawing a giggle from the earth pony and a groan of pain from the alicorn. Who quickly lurched down and reworked her privacy spell yet again. A pink hoof gently rubbed against her aching length, doing nothing to dispel the growing erection. Shooting Pinkie a harsh glare made her recoil her hoof but ultimately did little to diminish her growing stallionhood as Pinkie added coyly.

“If mistress wants me to stop I will.” 

Interrupting Pinkie’s teasing a voice rose suddenly from the other side of the shop.

A much more annoyed Golden Seal trotted back up to the table. Doing her best to hide her disgust when the smell of arousal assaulted her now upturned nose. “We have 10 minutes to hear your vows. Than and only than will I be satisfied that this is legitimate. At such point I will go back and begin the ugh, paperwork to have your crimes converted into a fine.” It took only a glance at the two ponies who would much rather be elsewhere doing somepony else entirely to know that her words were falling on mostly deaf ears. “Do you know the vows Miss PIe?” 

To everypony’s surprise she announced. “I do.” 

Wasting no time she turned to her mistress and took her hoof in two of her own. “I do solemnly swear to do everything and anything that my mistress may command. To serve her unconditionally in any capacity that I am capable of. Up to and including any and all sexual desires or bearing her foals. I vow this on my honor and before the sun and moon. Now and forever.”

The weight of those vows weighed heavily upon the  alicorn’s heart and within her mind she made her own vow. I vow to make sure you never regret this moment. It may have been just to get out of the jail time that would have robbed the alicorn of her bubbly marefriend. But this little debacle was incredibly hot. The alicorn admitted reluctantly as she reinforced the privacy spell failing under her enormous length. 

Pinkie’s eyes met hers sharing a long moment of desire that almost undid all the reinforcing she had done to the spell. She was just as turned on as Twilight, maybe even more. Twilight made a mental note of Pinkie’s exhibitionist streak for later... consideration. She could not deny that it was bizarrely sexy but they couldn't do something like that in public. She was a princess after all.

Suddenly Pink flesh pushed against her own. Words unspoken passed between them as her lips came tentatively close to her own.

“What do you say in return Mistress Sparkle.” Hissed golden seal. Her embarrassment clear across her face. Due in no small part to the pair who were basically eye fucking across the table from her.

“Ahem yes.” It took a moment for Twilight to recall the text in her mind and another to stop blushing and stammering long enough to say it. “I accept this mare into my service. With this gift I bind her to me.” 

The traditional gift she recalled was a ring, or necklace that was a symbol of her position. Twilight hadn't really practiced the necessary spells to construct a minor object out of thin air. But if there was ever a time to wing it was now. She laughed at her own wing joke before summoning a river of magic into her horn. The spell was complicated and would take time unless she found a shortcut. She had all the necessary leg work done and fresh in her mind when she had made Fluttershy a collar for a few stray dogs she had recently taken in. Yes that would work perfectly. The river become a torrent that made the alicorn grunt in effort. Adding several last second touches to make it slightly more worthy of the gorgeous mare she was about to bestow it upon. 

If she hadn't closed her eyes in concentration she would have seen all the prying eyes of the ponies pressed against the glass. As they all turned to her and stare in awe as a swirling mass of magic slowly formed into a circular object that looked a lot like a dog collar. As a fresh wave of magic crashed upon it they flew back from the window. Shielding their now very dazed eyes. Stars danced in their vision as a squeal of delight unlike any of them had heard before peeled forth from the shop. 

When they were finally were able to look back inside they saw a pink blur bounce around the room like a pinball. A purple hoof shot out and caught the bouncing mare before she could bounce off the roof again. Suddenly they were in a heap with the pink one pressing numerous kisses all over the larger mare. More than one of the gawkers thought she was being assaulted by rapid fire kisses being planted all over her head and neck. 

It took a strong grey mottled hoof to pry them apart. The pink one looked disappointed and sat anxiously down again. A minute later a rather stunned looking princess was able to lift herself up. She could not pry the stupid grin off her face though. Her eyes glazed staring off into space. The pink one poked her in the ribs to get her attention back to the grey mare who pressed some paperwork in front of them. Which made the pink pony frown for a second while the other one’s face seemed to light up slightly. 

The pink pony affixed a wide black leather band around her neck. In the center of the band were little purple and pink jewels set at regular intervals. On the front was a golden plague held to the leather by a pink and purple gem on each side. Although nopony outside could see it the words emblazoned on the plague were. "PxT" with a heart around it and an arrow through it. It was the exact kind of silly thing two lovers carved on some poor unfortunate tree. Exactly the type of thing both mares found immensely romantic. 

Purple magic gripped a pen and began to work at the mountain of paper. The pink one was nowhere to be seen. Frantic eyes scanned the room, not wanting to miss a second of the action. Purple magic faltered and nearly collapsed as a bizarre look of shock and pleasure crossed the alicorn’s face. This only made the police mare roll her eyes in a tired and annoyed fashion. As the paperwork seemed to drone on the magic around the pen seemed to glow brighter and brighter. As if the caster was having more and more trouble holding it as their concentration waned. Forcing more magic into the spell to compensate for their lack of grace. 

As the last few papers were being double checked her magic flared brightly for a moment. Thankfully the gawkers had grown used to it by now and were only partially blinded. The caster’s eyes rolled back in her head for a moment as her tongue fell from her mouth. Her entire lower half of her body concealed by the table cloth seemed to jerk slightly. Her hooves braced against the table shook slightly. A full minute later when the last shaking finally faded away her hooves returned to the task of finishing the paperwork. 

A few seconds later a very satisfied pink face crawled out from under the table, wiping a stray blob of something from her lips and slurping it down audibly. The police mare looked tired, her smile of victory had long since faded into a grimace of annoyance. However one rather insightful gawker saw the grin she tried to hide. The way she tried to keep her legs tight together and her tail placed firmly over the gap between her back legs. She had a secret that an astute blue pony was determined to find. 

The blue gawker was the odd pony out, solely focusing on the police mare as she tried and failed to finish the last of the paperwork. Her hips were wide and swayed despite the taut mass of muscle that she tried to actively use to stop her swaying hips. She could not hide that gorgeous flank no matter how many exercises she did. A long line of mare’s with child bearing hips had damned her to a gorgeous body that had drawn stares since the moment she went through puberty.

A blue hoof slowly knocked on the window next to the lecherous old shopkeeper positioned near the door. A silent conversation later the stallion and the mare exchanged wolfish grins and a few bits. 

The little exchange by the door went unnoticed by the three ponies signing the last of the paperwork. With a resounding sigh Golden Seal stamped the last peice of paper and tucked it away. 

“Well this has been.” She looked from Miss Pie who was currently kissing Miss Sparkle’s neck while her hooves traced all over her mistress’ body. To the Mistress in question who was trying and failing to hide just how turned on she was. “Interesting, to say the least. Now if you will excuse me.” She tipped her hat and turned around. Glad to be away from the steaming pot of pheromones that threatened to drive her into a deeper rut than those two were already in.

When she turned around she heard the pair topple over into a pile of muted kissing sounds and gentle moans. She rolled her eyes and pushed her hat low over her eyes. Focusing on the veritable mountain of ponies with their faces pressed against the glass. Frustration built until it felt like it would explode only for it to disappear. It's not my problem. She felt her attention drifting to the warmth coming from between her back legs. That is. 

She vowed that when she got home she would finally try out that toy she had bought three months ago and never had the courage to use. Pushing her way through the crowd of ponies and out of the store the police mare disappeared along with all semblance of order. 

Or at least it would have if not for a brown elderly unicorn mare holding the door with her magic. Through the crack she shouted at the crowd. “Ten bits per pony cover charge! Bits up front.”

A few rose their voices in objection but were quickly silenced by a glare. Grumbling quietly the gawkers formed a line and forked over their hard earned bits for a chance to see the newest princess and her newest concubine. A wave of arousal crashed through open door. Emanating in heated waves by the very turned on ponies. Helped in no small part due to the adult bookstore across the street catching word of the latest scandal to break.

Inside the two subjects of said scandal were oblivious to everypony else. Retreating completely into the embrace of the other. Forgetting completely of any and all previous engagements they may have made with museum curator or the five other soon to be disappointed ponies. 
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	Within the pink and purple mass of kisses were two ponies wrapped in a firm bubble of love. Anything that didn't revolve around the mare whose lips were pressed against her own was forgotten. For a time each other were all they saw, all they thought about and all they cared about. 

A giggle erupted from Pinkie when she could take it no longer. The joy that had been bubbling out of her needed to be shared. Twilight looked reluctant to break the kiss but quickly found the laughter was contagious. Both giggling they pulled each other closer, their bodies pressed tight together. For the moment their lust boiling just below the surface as the relished in the other’s attention.

Nuzzles were exchanged as the two mare’s pressed against each other, their giggling dying down slowly. Pinkie gripped Twilight’s head in her hooves and forced her to meet her gaze which was unusually intense. “I was serious Twilight I know you still feel guilty. There is nothing to forgive.” A small kiss pressed against her lips briefly. “Besides, this is really really hot.” 

Twilight thought about looking away from the burning desire in her mare’s eyes for all of about a second. Instead she let out a sigh, the last vestiges of her guilt fled her mind reluctantly. Was she really that easy to read? Or could Pinkie sense extend to her own emotional landscape? Either way she was happy, it didn't matter how.

“Thank you. But knock before you enter my mind okay?” Giggling at her silly joke she was startled when she heard a knock that seemed to come from inside her skull.

Pinkie's hoof slowly recoiled from her head. Twilight’s look of shock faded as she realized what had happened. For one brief moment she almost thought… No that was silly. “Sounds good Twi pie!” Pinkie's eyes lit up. “That's it! Twi pie! Its cute, it suits you and it's like us all rolled into one!.” 

Twilight frowned in annoyance but mostly embarrassment. It was kinda cute. A faint glimmer of a memory sparked within her mind. Bringing forth an image of a vast network of pictures of ponies connected with multicolored lines of string. Than cadence pushing her out of her secret “planning” room. Must have just been a coincidence. Shaking away the bizarre memory she returned her focus to the pink mare in front of her. 

“Sounds good Pinkie!” However the pink mare just frowned oddly.

“You're supposed to act all embarrassed and make that cute smile and look away! Like you do when you're embarrassed about something but secretly like it. You don't do it if you actually like it!”

Twilight rolled her eyes in exasperation and tried not to think about how huge her blush must be right now. 

“Yeah like that!” 

Twilight smiled wider as her embarrassment grew. It became more and more genuine as she realized something very important. She had never felt this happy in probably her entire life. How had this silly pink mare turned a day which should be miserable into one she will no doubt remember fondly? Each memory of Pinkie seemed to glow with a light of it's own within her mind. Each was a treasure to be cherished with the same care as a priceless gem. But unlike when a gem is put into a pile these treasures never lost their individuality or brilliance.

Twilight stuffed her face back into Pinkie's mane, mainly to hide the goofy grin that the metaphor brought to her lips. Partly because she could never get enough of her concubine’s unique smell. It was as if she had every single culinary confection all rolled into one and put into her fur. However only one unique smell came out at a time like a giant roll of the smell o dice. That was a silly thought. Twilight had long since learned to just roll with it after all this time. 

Meanwhile in Pinkie Pie’s head. Explosions! Confetti! A hundred bouncing Pinkies hopping around in joy while throwing streamers and fireworks. Whew, thats a bit much lets dial it back to just her thoughts. Oh my gosh this is so fucking hot right now. I can't believe I got the mare of my dreams in my hooves right now! Plus the whole concubine thing is sexy as fuuu-. Okay dialing it back just a little more back to reality. 

Her thoughts continued to run around in circles at mach 5 around similar tracks. Thinking just how lucky she was to have Twilight in her life aaaaand of course enjoying the jealous looks of everypony else while she held the princess in her own hooves! She knew such thoughts were selfish but she couldn't deny a sense of pride that shone through when her hooves wrapped around her special somepony with the knowledge that she was hers. 

Twilight shifted in her hooves and looked her in the eyes with those big magenta eyes. She pressed her muzzle forward against hers, knowing instinctively what her princess needed. There they lay for many long minutes, dead to the rest of the world. Reluctantly Twilight broke the kiss, Pinkie’s long tongue finally receding into her own mouth. “Pinks I really think we should go back to the hotel.”

The earth pony had been ignoring the hot and hard weight that had settled between their stomachs until that moment. However now that they had finally stopped making out the fact of just how huge it was jumped to the forefront of her mind. It almost came up to her neck for crying out loud! The weight she thought was Twilight's cock was actually her huge balls pressed against her drooling snatch. Two  huge orbs of flesh just packed to the brim with warm delicious. Bad Pinkie, cant think about that now if I get any wetter im going to flood the place, hehe. She was going to need to really focus on stretching if she was going to have any hope of fitting all of that monster alicorn meat inside her. This was going to take some getting used to...

Pinkie finally wrestled herself out of the cock filled haze to look back up at her lover with puppy dog eyes. “And ruin this perfect moment?” Pinkie pulled her back down forcing them close together once more. The alicorn’s resistance quickly melted away. 

“Well… at least let me erect a privacy wall.” Twilight pulled away from Pinkie's hooves and sat up, quickly getting to work casting her spell.

Pinkie couldn't contain her giggles. “Hehe erect, kinda like you there you little monster.” A long tongue snaked out of Pinkie’s muzzle to lick the very tip of the monstrous cock currently residing from her crotch almost past her fore hooves.

A jolt of pleasure shot through her lover the instant her tongue touched. Her head jerked slightly, making her spellwork skip a few steps. Having to adjust the spell wasnt too difficult, however doing it while her pink lover’s tongue raced across her cock head made it significantly harder. The hiccup in the spell was small she thought, it would just be a tiny bit unstable. That being said she had put so many redundancies in it that she shouldn't have to worry about anything going wrong short of an explosion. 

As she traced the spell lines one last time she felt a wet warmth slip over the head of her cock. An explosion of pleasure rocked her brain, her quick reflexes made sure she didn't pull any of the spell lines by accident. But Pinkie’s dexterous tongue was making it more and more difficult. Focusing all of her attention on her spell she stared intently at the lins of magic that had formed. They were as strong as they needed to be. No point dumping more power into a security screen that was just meant to keep out prying eyes and ears.

With a flick of her horn she sent the spell into motion. Waves of purple magic overtook the booth and solidified into a wall all around them. The colors began to darken as a fresh wave of magic flooded through her horn. The wall became thicker and darker, blocking out all light and sound from within. Within the barrier it seemed as though nothing had changed other than the fact that the light had taken on a slightly darker hue to it.

Resisting the urge to triple check her spells Twilight suddenly became aware of just how far Pinkie had managed to swallow her cock. She looked down in shock. Her body had twisted around so her hooves were under her, her face pressed almost to her crotch. She crawled forward with a wet slurping noise. Another two inches of thick alicorn cock slithered down her throat. The pleasure she had been ignoring or actively fighting off came crashing through Twilight’s mind.

Her back legs became incredibly weak. Collapsing to the soft bench, her forehooves quaked but she mustered what strength she could and stayed standing. Underneath her Pinkie let out a low groan and muffled words as she tryed to talk with three feet of princess penis down her gullet. 

Strength slowly slipped back into the alicorn’s body as she grew slightly used to the pleasure coming from her concubine. Sitting up slightly she cast a quick spell into her legs to make them extra strong for a few minutes, she would hate to collapse on top of her marefriend.

Below her Pinkie worked diligently, her tongue running across every inch of hot flesh that she could manage. While she steadily crawled closer and closer to those gorgeous orbs that held her prize. The massive invader lodged within her twitched and grew, threatening to cut off her breathing for the third time. Thinking quickly Pinkie didn't panic and simply adjusted slightly and took a deep breath through her nose. The head of her mistress's’ cock had long since passed into her stomach and began to press against something even deeper.

Thank goodness she had made sure there was nothing left in her stomach to get in the way. She thought silently as she pressed the last few inches into her belly. Her long tongue worked around the last inch of cock not in inside her before snaking over one of the cantaloupe sized balls. She squeezed with her tongue, gripping cock and ball tightly. Above her she heard a yelp that quickly devolved into a moan. Getting to work quickly she began to massage the enormous length resting inside her. Her throat swallowing over and over as it massaged the massive cock.

She refused to let this gorgeous piece of maremeat out of her mouth until it filled her completely. Silently she thanked her elastic anatomy for allowing her this feat of cocksuckery. Sluts the world over would stare in jealous admiration if they could see her now. With nearly four feet of cock stuffed inside her it poked and prodded the deepest reaches of her body. The sheer girth of the fleshy invader meant a huge indentation spread from throat to stomach. Barely hidden by the small belly that a high sugar diet left behind. 

The enormous length resting inside her felt bizarrely good, the strange warmth that filled her was magical. Perhaps that's how she had managed to take it so deep? She didn't ruminate on the idea for long. Pinkie was much less liberal with taking partners than her friends seemed to think but she had given quite a few blow jobs to those few lucky stallions to earn their way into her good graces. Which meant she should know what she was in for. This however was much different, usually she enjoyed giving blow jobs because she knew how much stallions (and some mares) loved them. After all there is nothing she doesn't enjoy more than putting a smile on a pony’s face. This cock was different, it felt like it was buried in her pussy being wielded by the most talented partner she had ever had. An orgasm she didn't even see coming overwhelmed her senses, sending her into a frenzy of sucking in order to return the favor. 

Twilight felt as if the entirety of her length were being milked by some sort of milking machine. Twilight was not very good at metaphors, however one thing she was good was at holding back. Which she did in earnest, several minutes passed as the pink pony desperately milked her cock before she was finally forced to relent under the massive waves of pleasure. Suddenly feeling awful for Pinkie’s jaw she let go of her resistance to the coming orgasm and instead cast another quick spell on Pinkie, making sure her lungs would always be full of air and that she would hopefully not ache too bad after this. 

Pinkie’s lungs stopped burning and all at once and she felt her tight muscles slowly relax under a wave of magic. Thankful that her mistress had tended to her needs she returned to caring for her mistress's’ needs. Her long tongue wrapped around the shaft filling her mouth when she felt it bulge under her tongue. Her eyes went wide as she felt the bulge travel down the cock and spray into her stomach. The force of which was only matched by that one time she ate super spicy ghost pony peppers and stuck her mouth over a fountain in order to calm the burning sensation. This however was much more pleasurable. 

After the first bucket of cum dumped into her stomach she felt an odd vigor radiate from her now full stomach. Before she had time to think about the odd magic flowing through her a second slightly smaller bulge traveled the length of her mistress’ cock and exploded into her stomach. She wondered for several terror filled seconds if she would even be able to handle a third load when the strange energy that filled her shifted, reacting to her will. Her painfully tight stomach glowed slightly as she felt it twist and turn. All at once it wasn't tight at all. She felt like she could eat everything in sugar cube corner and have room to spare!

Twilight’s moans of ecstasy drove Pinkie over the edge she had been barely holding onto. The enormous cock had somehow activated just about every pleasure center in her brain, ramping up from feeling like the best lay of her life to something beyond comparison! She didn't know how or why, but those questions didn't matter. All that mattered was drinking every last drop of amazing alicorn cum. 

It wasn't until after another five minutes of frantic swallowing went by before it even occurred to Pinkie to try and taste any of the magical cum. Which had stretched her stomach beyond the bounds of even Pinkie Pie physiology. Her throat ached enough that even the waves of healing warmth emanating from her stomach could not quell it completely. With great reluctance she slowly pushed herself backwards, having to physically crawl away due to the sheer size of the cock that rested inside her body. 

Slowly she managed to extract herself from the massive mare meat until only the head was in her in her now cramped mouth. The cock twitched from base to tip signalling another dollop of cum. Quickly Pinkie retracted her tongue and placed it over the head so the force of her ejaculation wouldn't send the splendid sperm straight down her throat without tasting it. And taste it she did. It was like… liquid rainbows but the flavors weren't nearly as intense. If she had to describe it she would say it was like tasting liquid magic. Plus the faint taste of lavender. It was quite uniquely Twilight. Everything about it described her to a T. 

Pinkie pie smiled despite the massive equine cock still in her mouth. You could tell a lot about a pony by their cum. She swished Twilight's cum back and forth in her mouth. This pony was very studious, didn't get enough protein or citrus. Does not exercise quite enough as she should judging by the lack of tang. Plus her favorite drink was probably lavender tea as there was the faintest hint of the flower. 

Another surge from the stallionhood in her mouth brought her back from her inner dialogue. Catching the last feeble load in her mouth she savored the flavor a second longer and swallowed audibly. A very stunned Twilight who had done nothing but moan weakly and mumble Pinkie’s name over and over for the last few minutes suddenly spoke up. “Pinkie, how in equestria did you do that?”

The rapidly deflating cock head slowly withdrew from her mouth after she was sure there was no more captivating cum. Licking her lips with a wet smack she quickly sat back up. Only to be surprised by the sound of sloshing cumming from her belly. Twilight’s eyes widened in two one part horror and two parts curiosity. Especially because Pinkie didn't seem to be complaining about the fact that her belly distended to the point that she looked like she had ate an entire wedding cake… Or two. That can't be healthy, her stomach must have exploded or something and-.

An earth shattering and quite unladylike belch rippled forth from Pinkie’s open mouth. For several seconds the clamor of the ponies they hadn't noticed ceased completely and all eyes were suddenly drawn towards the source of the thunderous sound.  Pinkie patted her stomach and smacked her lips. “That was so fucking good.”

Under the strain from all the prying eyes her privacy walls shattered. She was not prepared for the sheer magnitude of her belch coupled with the resulting overload of staring eyes. Making them suddenly very visible to the quite overcrowded cafe. 

All eyes stared at the Alicorn and earth pony. One of which was licking her lips with a look that could only be described as pure bliss. While the other stared on in horror, one hoof running through her bedraggled mane while another rested on what appeared to be her fifth leg. Stranger still was the fact it it was longer than the rest of her legs and slightly mottled. The crowd gasped in shock and somewhere off in the back a flash of light from a camera broke the silence.

A magenta aura materialized around the fleeing pony’s camera and tore it out of her grasp before it was swallowed by a void that opened up within it. Than in a flash the princess and the baker were gone. Leaving behind only the sweet perfume of lust.

Inside the now crowded cafe, ponies of all shapes and sizes were engaged in various lewd acts. The  disappearance of the princess and her concubine was unfortunate but by than the entire crowd had succumbed to the sweet smell they had been giving off. A scent so strong even the aging cafe owner who had been counting her bits had set aside the small mountain of coin to entertain a guest. Well it started as one guest anyway, but then another handsome stallion had to butt in and by the end of it she forgot all about her money. The only she bothered counting for the next few hours were just how many sexy stallions and marvelous mares she could bed. 

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Golden seal had abandoned nearly all sense of dignity and galloped hard down the sidewalk. Every step taking her further away from the source of her frustrations, or so she hoped. The thin trail her excitement left down her legs was evidence that running had done little to stifle her lewd thoughts. Indeed it only seemed to make things worse. Her personal privacy spell had failed completely from wave after wave of heat radiating from between her legs.

This exposed her completely to anypony behind her. Resulting in random strangers getting an eyeful of her dangling breasts and exposed marehood. The thought of her being exposed in such a way sent an odd tingle down her spine that she ignored completely. Only when the full realization of how many ponies had gotten a peek at her did she slow down. 

Ducking into an alley she quickly leaned against the cold concrete wall. Hoping the building would sap some of the heat that burned inside her begging for release. Her concentration waned each time she thought of the spell. It was a simple enchantment placed on newborns to ensure they did not expose themself accidentally in a society where clothes were merely used for special occasions. Even an earth pony like her knew the ritual to reinforce the spell. But each time she thought of it a new wave of heat clouded her mind and made her think back in envy of that pink mare.

She had the enormous cock of the princess all to herself! Her mouth salivated unconsciously while thinking back to when she had given head to her mistress less than three feet away. At the time she hadn't even had the presence of mind to slap them with some sort of fine for public indecency. So all consuming was the desire to beg to join her in servitude. The sheer presence the princess had made her want to bend over and forfeit all presence of decency. 

She knew the feelings of mind control, all police ponies were trained to recognize and resist it's siren song. But this, this was a league of it's own. She had forgotten her training, her decency and even her own name for a bit there. It was as if her entire being was screaming to let the princess take control of her. Her research and special talent meant she knew this effect was both magical and biological in nature but that did nothing to stifle its effect.

Her analytical mind knew that ponies followed alicorns instinctively. Enhanced by their aura that made ponies want what they want. But this was crazy, it had to be! Golden Seal had even formed the sentence. “Please may I be your concubine Princess Twilight?” In her head and had come up with several arguments that included outright corruption by throwing out the ticket to begging her to at least rut her once. Her will had been strong enough to resist but after she left she wasn't sure she should have resisted at all. This heat would not leave her and it burned harder than that time of the month. 

She sighed and leaned harder against the cold stone. Thankful that it's presence had somewhat sapped the fire that had previously raged within her. Her breath was slowly returning to a normal pace. Or at least it would had a blast of princessly pheromones mixed with that of an excited stallion not blasted her nose. Instantly a new wave cascaded down her legs which suddenly felt weak. 

“Princess Twilight?” She asked hesitantly. The urge to raise her rump as an offering barely held back by the spicy twinge to the scent that signalled a stallion as well. 

“I'm afraid not officer, but I hope I can be a worthy substitute.” 

Golden span around and ran muzzle first into a blur of pale blue fur. Their lips pressed together for a moment before the mare even realized what happened. Suddenly she found herself pushed back a few unsteady steps. 

“Pardon me ma'am, I was hoping not to rush to that too quickly.” 

“I uh, ah sorry I didn't-.”

The off blue stallion took a step forward, a sly grin crossing his face that seemed to rob the mare of her breath. “I was just teasing you.” He took another step, his lips mere inches from hers. “You can go ahead.” In a tone barely above a whisper. “If that's what you desire.”

At that moment Goldenseal became the single most sexually frustrated mare in all of canterlot. If anyone had a measurement from which they could measure such frustration it would have broke. So it came as no surprise when the last thing that went through her mind before kissing some strange stallion was and I quote. Fuck it.

Their lips touched, than mashed together. Both ponies surprised by the intensity of the other. They yearned for more, one hoof from each reached up and placed itself on the other’s cheek. The stallion’s eyes shot open as he suddenly found himself falling backwards, his hooves pulled out from under him. 

The cold alley underneath him sent a shiver down his spine. His faltering privacy spell gave out under the sudden shock of the cold cobblestone. His erection standing tall over his stomach, waving slightly as he moved. He put his hooves under him to stand only to find the weight of a police pony resting on his stomach. He looked up to see the frantic eyes of a mare possessed. 

Than her lips were against his and the tiny bit of trepidation that edgey into his mind were burned to a cinder by the flame of his desire. He melted into the kiss, her lips opening his own before he even considered deepening it. Her tongue explored his mouth, toying with his own. His pride welled within him as he considered the sight of anypony who walked by. He couldn't just let this mare control him like this! He fought back and attempted to slip his tongue into her mouth. However he found it held against the bottom of his mouth until he could bear it no longer and retreated. Or maybe he could just let her do whatever she wanted.

His partner smirked and readjusted her weight so he could feel the slowly spreading pool forming on his stomach. For a moment he considered pushing the incredibly attractive mare from his chest. But a different, deeper part of him didn't care. That part relished in the idea of being marked in such a way. He would wreak of her mare cum for days after this. It was in that second he realized who was taking who. His muscles slackened and he let her do what she wanted, reacting to her needs over his own.

The police mare smirked to herself. The little trial of wills over, she finally let herself touch the aching length of stallion cock that had brushed against her back occasionally. Her hoof caressed the soft flesh slowly. Running it up and down as much as the awkward angle could allow. 

A soft moan escaped their still locked lips. A hoof of his slowly reached up, as if asking to touch her. She took the hoof in her own and guided it to her hair, allowing him to hold her. The feeling of control was exhilarating. This stallion was hers, and hers alone. To do with as she pleased, and right now all she wanted was one thing. 

Slowly she broke the kiss, withdrawing her tongue from his mouth. He looked up at her pleadingly, asking silently to continue. Gentle lips touched his own but withdrew within a moment. The lust filled look she fixed him stifled anything he might say. Instead he just positioned his back hooves, bracing them against the cold ground of the alley. 

Perfect. She thought. He knew what she wanted and did nothing to try and speed it up. She considered teasing him further. But the pounding heat radiating from her marehood made any such thought of delay disappear.

She lifted her weight from his chest, strands of liquid clinging to her fur connecting them by a thin strand. Her weight shifted enough for the tip of the cock to brush against her folds. Making both mare and stallion moan at the sudden sensation. 

Her damp folds dripped so much that the brief contact was enough to coat his head entirely in marecum. His length twitched as the suddenly much cooler air assaulted it making the stallion shiver. 

“I know what will warm you up silly boy.” Without magic or a helping hoof it took several tries for her rump to find what it was looking for. With each brief contact he shivered, by the third time a soft whimper escaped his lips. He needed her more than he's ever needed anything in his entire life. 

Fate took pity on the poor stallion and on the fourth try his painfully hard cock slipped within her folds. His head disappeared inside her in an instant carrying another few inches before she stopped. He whimpered pathetically beneath her clearly wanting to push in more. 

A grey hoof pressed against his shoulder stopping him from moving. She wanted to savor this. The taste she got was enough to stave off the incessant desire to plunge down the rest of his shaft. Her muscles gripped and milked the head of his cock squeezing down on it tightly. 

Her stallion could barely contain himself, his whole body was ready to plunge up inside her at a moment's notice. Finally as he felt her loosen up slightly she looked down at him and whispered the two words he wanted to hear most. “Ready boy?”

He thought about whether or not she was actually looking for an answer before he felt her weight settle completely against him. The low guttural moan that escaped her lips was of a predator who got what she wanted. Every nerve along his entire length of cock flared at the sudden attention. Pleasure coursed through his freshly hilted cock, lighting his brain up like a hearth's warming tree. Not once in his entire life had he taken such a backseat in lovemaking. But before the thought could even meet resistance in his mind it was already discarded as another wave of pleasure rolled through him

Above him Golden Seal shifted from hoof to hoof trying to find the perfect position. The cock buried inside her occasionally pressed against her stomach leaving a faint indent. When that happened a ripple of pleasure unlike she had ever felt coursed through her. In that instant she made a mental note to throw out that tiny little toy she had bought and buy one twice as big. This was an addicting feeling that she had no intent to ever live without again. 

Finally having settled into the perfect position she gently lifted herself off the fat cock that had filled her so delightfully. With just the head left inside she took a deep unsteady breath. A bizarre feeling of trepidation filled her. Sure she had already taken his cock and done… other things to him but if she sat back down than she would really be fucking a stranger whose name she didn't know in some damp alley. Before she had time to think about it too much she felt a sudden filling sensation and the plush feel of their hips meeting. She let out a startled gasp as the amazing feeling of his cock barely fitting inside her rushed to the forefront of her mind.

She looked back down at him with a scowl. Her subservient little stallion had taken the initiative. Thankfully. She decided against punishing him, he had helped her get through that mini panic attack and past all feelings of shame. She had after all entered her safe period maybe she would let him… 

Stowing that thought away for later she quickly began riding him. Slowly at first as her inner muscles were still adjusting to his considerable length and girth. Her lover remained unmoving, barely uttering a sound as she rocked back and forth on top of him. Completely fallen back into his submissive role he lied back and just enjoying the ride he was receiving.

When she finally felt herself loosen up enough to take his cock in one fluid motion she smiled happily. Her own lust had built to a point where she could hardly stand it any longer and now she finally had a release. She bounced eagerly on his cock taking it from balls to tip in one movement over and over. With each deep thrust she felt the outline of his cock against her stomach. Something about that fact thrilled her more than the first time she noticed it. She didn't know it yet but she would never take a smaller dick again in her life. 

A hoof was suddenly placed against her lips making her look down at the stallion who owned said appendage. “Shh your moaning really fucking loud.”

She blanched, pushing up slightly to look from behind the trashcan she wasn't aware had been pushed in the way, hiding them slightly from the view of the street. There a kaleidoscope of ponies passed by without a care. Only one or two slowed when they caught something odd coming from the alley. A rather inquisitive younger colt stared into the alley, squinting against the gloom. But a yellow hoof drew him back into the crowd before he had a chance to see what depravity was on display. 

The possibility of getting caught faded into the background enough to notice the stallion beneath her begin to shift around uncomfortably. Noticing how the pressure built significantly in her already stretched cunt she released the tension in her muscles she wasn't aware had built. The stallion let out a tiny squeak of release after the vice was released from his cock. She leaned down and gently kissed him on the horn before beginning to ride him again. Now much more careful to stay hidden behind the garbage can.

With each thrust she came closer and closer and she could feel he was close as well but it wasn't quite right. His cock still hit that amazingly deep part of her that made that glorious feeling of both stretching and profound filling rocket through her mind. But it wasn't quite enough. Getting up suddenly she slid off his cock and cantered deeper into the alley. She walked around a dumpster and planted her forehooves on top of the grey metal object. Allowing her to see over the side in case somepony came up but hiding the part of her body where her stallion would be buried inside. Something about being seen but also not being seen made it even more intense. 

Looking down at the sad stallion she rolled her eyes. “Get up here and fuck me already.” 

The blue stallion leaped excitedly and immediately toppled forward into a heap as all the blood from one head rushed to another. Rolling her eyes quietly Golden just used a hoof to mash against her pussy as she waited for the blushing stallion to get his act together. The rough hoof was no replacement for that amazing organ of his but it would have to do for the moment.

After a few seconds of clattering hooves the stallion ran over and mounted her. “About time. I was beginning to think you weren't into mares.” She smiled sly and turned her head slightly so he could see her look of mock surprise.

The stallion who definitely (probably) wasn't into other stallions jumped at the challenge and thrusted his cock balls deep into her in one deft motion. Her eyes widened in surprise and she turned her head forward and let out a loud satisfied moan. That unbearable emptiness was finally gone for only two seconds before it returned. Looking back she saw a manic grin overcome the unicorn as his cock slid out only to be slammed back inside her. Her wetness had become a flood between the time that they got up from the last position and into this one allowing him to slip inside with ease. His hooves gripped her flanks tightly, with the better grip came a burst of speed .

The stallion returned all the teasing she had done to him in the form of a burst of speed and strength that sent her nearly toppling over her hooves and into the dumpster. She could only grip the steel tighter and moan in ecstasy, uncaring if anypony heard. The stallion had passed the point of caring and slammed into her with enough force to make the sound of his balls hitting her breasts audible down the alley. 

With manic out of sync thrusts they fucked, like two animals both too lost on the waves of lust to have even enough patience to time their thrusts. It didn't matter to either pony this wasn't about romance or doing it properly only about getting what the other wanted. Her tongue lolled out of her mouth and she put her head down to stare in awe at the spectacle happening to her stomach. 

With her upper half up on the dumpster it made the angle of his cock press against her body leaving a huge indent in her flesh. The feeling excited her to no end. Her partner felt the ripple that went down her inner walls. Taking that as a cue to speed up, he bit his lip in an attempt to hold on a little longer and poured on the speed. 

As his speed built she could feel a new strange sensation radiate from inside her. The huge cock head was slamming into a wall which resisted less and less with each thrust. Pain lanced up her body but something about that sensation was dulled. What few tingles of agony reached her mind did nothing but make her even more excited. After several deep thrusts she felt the wall part slightly. The intense shot of pain traveled up her pleasure filled body mixing into a jolt of the two sensations.

The mare spared once last glance at her bulging stomach and heavy swaying tits below before letting out a low moan of ecstasy. She could feel his cock shift slightly and press slightly inside her cervix. The pain was gone by this point, leaving only the amazing feeling of being full beyond measure. That new strange pleasure was the last straw that broke the dam holding back her orgasm. 

She came hard, her body shuddering as the waves of pleasure drowned her mind in lust. Her knees shook and threatened to buckle. The dumpster rattled slightly as her whole upper half seemed to vibrate slightly. How she managed to hold out as the best orgasm of her life rippled through her mind, nopony knows. 

Blue Heart (the pony whose name she hadn't even bothered to get.) was barely holding on as is but when he felt her entire cunt constrict around him he couldn't hold it any longer. Slamming into her a few more long deep thrusts he pushed his body as close as it could be. Mashing their bodies together as he pushed every last centimeter of cock inside his mare. His weight settled completely onto her as the throws of his orgasm robbed him of all strength. Her natural earth pony strength was more than enough to hold up the fully grown unicorn even as her own orgasm sapped at her strength. 

The huge cock head resting inside her womb had flared cutting off any hope of him pulling out of her any time soon. Immediately after she felt a sudden heat splash against her insides. Followed by a pressure that seemed to build with each pulse of his large cock. Cum flooded her womb until it was full to the point of bursting. A strange feeling of stretching overcame the mare as her womb was pushed beyond capacity. This odd new event caused her to launch into a second orgasm nearly instantly. 

Her body shuddered as the intense feeling overcame her earth pony strength. Her hooves slipped out from under her sending them both to the ground. They both collapsed into an undignified pony pile. Both thankful that his cock was still buried exactly where he left it. 

Their orgasms had slowly tapered off until they were left a wet, sticky mess lying in an alley as a mixture of their cum slowly seeped out between their legs. The pressure of both of them forced some of the cum in her womb out onto the street. Both panted heavily as they caught their breath. The almost supernatural feelings that had possessed them to rut like animals in the street having finally passed. 

A giggle broke the relative quiet of the alley. Slowly becoming a chuckle, quickly joined by another voice. The barely contained chuckle became a riot of laughter as both ponies came to realize just how ridiculous they must look right now. Their laughter faded as a smile crept across their faces. The stallion’s flaccid cock still rested inside her, letting the trickle of cum become a small river as the unflared head allowed more cum to leak out. He leaned down slightly and planted a kiss on the back of her head.

“Let's do this again sometime.”

Somepony cleared their throat quite loudly just behind the pair of ponies. “For your sake I hope not.” The voice was gritty and deep, sounding more like a tuba that had smoked a pack of the cheapest cigarettes money could buy than an actual pony.

A chill ran up Golden’s spine and not for the first time considered this might have been a mistake. “Good evening Gumshoe lovely weather isn't it?” Both ponies disengaged and stood up awkwardly. 

“I would be able to enjoy it a lot more if I didn't have to worry about you two right now.” The gruff pegasus hardly cocked an eye at the steady stream of white that fell from between the mare’s legs. Or the now flaccid cock hanging out in plain sight. 

The unicorn began to stutter and try to make up an excuse but the only police officer actually in uniform held up a hoof. A thin smile had spread across his face as he eyed up both ponies once more. “Why don't we talk about this little… altercation. Somewhere quieter?” 

Both ponies gulped audibly bellying a shared sense of desire they were barely aware of. Golden because of her not so secret first on the job crush had basically fulfilled several fantasies of hers and Blue Heart for similar (but much less thought of) fantasies involving a muscular pegasus.

It only took a few more words of encouragement and a couple drinks before the charges were forgotten. Plunging the ponies into a pit of debauchery that lasted several days and almost eclipsed the depravity that the Princess and her consort were about to get into…. Almost.

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The post orgasm rush of fatigue, coupled with the magical strain of teleporting all over the city were beginning to weigh heavily on Twilight. As she teleported into the fourth two star motel with Pinkie in tow she felt a wave of exhaustion overtake her.

“Do you have any rooms available?” Her voice was hoarse and dry and barely got the attention of the mare behind the counter.

A middle aged yellow pegasus mare wearing a simple name tag/bow tie combo held up her hoof as she read. Silencing anything more the princess of friendship had to say. While one hoof held the book the other scrambled on the desk blindly trying to find a book mark.

Pinkie saddled up beside Twilight and gently laid her head against her marefriend's neck. The ensuing bristle of anger that surged up her neck made the pink pony recoil suddenly. A soft glow of purple magic was all the warning the motel employee had before the book was ripped out her grasp and placed face down beside her.

“Do you have any rooms available for a princess of equestria?” All tiredness had fled from her voice, replaced entirely by malice.

The yellow pony parted her orange hair and looked up in bored indignation. “I don't have room for anypony as rude as you.” She stuck her snout in the air. “You may see yourself out." 

Pinkie jumped forward before either pony could say anything more. “We are really sorry miss, but we have been all over town and i'm afraid we are just a teeny bit tired are you sure you couldn't spare anything?” Pinkie cast a pleading glance at Twilight that seemed to tell her to shut up and let her handle things.

Twilight held her tongue while the pegasus mare placed a thoughtful hoof to her chin. “Well, we do have a couple rooms available right now but only if I get an apology.”

A twitch became a tremor that ran through Twilight’s face. Her horn sparked with magic but before she could do anything she found a pair of pink lips pressed against her own. Everything was forgotten under the powerful pink pleasure that wormed it's way to the forefront of her mind. She merely floated slightly above the floor on softly flapping wings while two mares, one of whom was drop dead gorgeous talked about something. How did her lover have such power? It was like Fluttershy's stare but for kisses. When she finally pushed through the pink haze she felt an odd sense of deja vu. 

The jingle of keys signified the entry to their cramped motel room just as thought returned to Twilight’s mind. Images of her experiment and the subsequent pink haze drifted through her thoughts as her butt met with the surprisingly comfortable bed. She laid down while she organized her brain thoughts into things easier to understand than random images and words. 

Behind her pressed against her back was the warm belly of her concubine. Her hooves already going to work on the knots in her neck and shoulders. Slowly releasing tension redoubled when her errant thoughts finally organized into a cohesive pattern. Her head rose from the bed and turned to look at the mare gently trying to get her to relax. “What kind of magic were you using on me with that kiss?” 

“Hehe, it certainly felt magical didn't it?” A wistful expressions graced her beautiful face. 

“No I mean it Pinkie what kind of magic was that? I know earth ponies have some magic and you could have used a potion.”

Pinkie’s blank stare of confusion cut off that train of thought.

“Oh come on it was obvious, I start floating all my thoughts disappear in the blink of an eye. That had to be magic.” The confused face cocked slightly to the side. “I know what magic feels like Pinkie.” 

“I don't think I have magic kisses. I mean I know I said I did but that was just a plasseebo.”Pinkie fell back onto the bed and smiled weakly. 

“Placebo. This was not one of those, I can accept your Pinkie sense but this? No way. Was it a potion? An enchantment? Magic item?” She stood up on the bed, towering over the pink trembling mare. With each question magic shifted over another part of her target’s body probing it for answers. 

This was not the kind of probing Pinkie had in mind when they got a single bed room. She cowered down further into the bed her hair falling flat, tears forming at the edge of her eyes. Twilight seemed oblivious to these facts, instead focusing her attention fully on a full range of magical scanning.

Tears welled from blue eyes and with trembling lips Pinkie spoke. “Why can't it just be the magic of love?” 

A sneer splayed across Twilight’s face and anger edged her tone. “Love magic isn't studied plus your a earth pony you can't… That would be… I.” Twilight’s eyes had finally fallen into the depth’s of Pinkie’s own. Her anger disappeared in an instant as shame quickly replaced it. How could she be so stupid? “I…I’m sorry Pinkie.” Her threatening demeanor faltered as she fell to the bed, her face in her hooves. A second later the sound of muffled crying came out from the pile of bed sheets pulled up around her head.

Pinkie pulled a big breathe of air in and sniffed, wiping away her tears and shuffling forward on the bed. Gently laying a hoof on Twilight’s quivering neck. She recoiled and shuffled further away. Rolling her eyes while a small smile crawled across her face Pinkie scootched forward and wrapped it firmly around her neck and pulled her closer. She could feel Twilight try and push away but after a few seconds she stopped and lay still. Her sobs slowly died out and she looked up at Pinkie with bloodshot eyes, mane a tangled mess. 

“I’ll just go.” She tried to stand but a surprisingly strong hoof held her down to the bed. Looking up she a gentle smile, only making her redouble her efforts. “Let me go Pinkie, I will go find another room you can have this one. Than tomorrow we can go our separate-” A pink hoof was suddenly jammed in her mouth, giving her an odd sense of deja vu deja vu.... Deja two? Whatever.

“I forgive you.” Pinkie’s gentle smile could have warmed the heart of king sombra if he could see her now. A fresh wave of tears sprung to Twilight’s eyes but she blinked them back. 

“Why? Those spells weren't the nice kind it was invasive, and pai- didn't feel very nice.” She looked away unable to meet her marefriend's eyes. 

“Twilight look at me.” The straightforward and serious tone Pinkie leveled was unusual to say the least and Twilight quickly found herself facing her concubine once more. “Relationships are like baking, you can't expect to make something brand new and be perfect on your first try!” 

Pinkie's hooves gripped Twilight’s face tightly. “Cast detect magic on me and hold it okay?” Twilight’s lips mouthed okay, dumbly. A slight tingling sensation covered Pinkie’s skin like a bunch of caterpillars crawling all over her. 

Pinkie pulled Twilight’s face closer, mashing their lips together. For a second neither felt anything. Than as if a spark shot between them Twilight felt all her worries and cares bleed away into the background. Her whole being focused intently on the pink lips pressed against hers. Stress she didn't even know she had vanished and she found herself slipping into the other pony’s embrace. Their limbs became an interlocked tangle while their tongues followed suit. 

A pink hoof slowly traced a line across Twilight’s face making her shudder. The simplest touch seemed to send a jolt through her as their mind’s focused entirely on the only pony who mattered. With great reluctance Pinkie wrenched her lips away. For a second Twilight’s eyes remained close, her lips pressing forward as if to find Pinkie’s own. She hesitated, wanting nothing more to embrace her mistress once more. She cleared her throat instead, waking Twilight from her stupor.

“So what are your findings mistress sparkle booty.” Her smile, oh goddess above her smile. Why they hadn't thrown Pinkie at every villain they fought with nothing more than a smile and some cake was beyond me. Twilight mused, while mentally double checking her spell.

A sigh slipped from her lips and she looked down. “Nothing.” Which was only a partial lie. She had found something but it was so bizarre and impossible she wrote it off as simple background noise… Maybe later when she was in a better environment she would test further. After asking Pinkie’s express permission first. Of course.

“See? Now cuddle Pinkie and stop being a mopey guss.” Pinkie’s legs wrapped around Twilight's body pulling her gently forward. She resisted for only a moment before sinking into the mass of pink below her. 

How many times had Pinkie done something similar for her or her friends? Being the calm one despite always being the hyper one at the same time. She was an enigma to be certain. Her depth for caring and compassion rivaled only by her sheer energy. Twilight thought about all those times and felt her respect and admiration for the pink pony deepen. She would just have to spend the rest of their lives together figuring her out. Without ever going overboard like last time. She made a mental note of that, than another. Just to be absolutely certain. 

Beneath her Pinkie nuzzled her princess softly. Her collar rubbing against their necks. It wasn't awkward or painful, but present like a quiet reminder. Twilight had dumped more power into the spell that created it than any spell Pinkie had witnessed. She may not be unicorn but being around ancient magical artifacts of untold power, a spirit of chaos, multiple princesses, and a litany of other bizarre types of magic. Had granted her a sort of seventh sense to this type of thing. Twilight had pulled from her reserves she had cast on herself after that time they fought that magic draining spirit monster. Season eight episode 3. Pinkie deduced that the spell used to forge the collar had pulled it  from the very aether, which was difficult to say the least. Twilight may not know just how insightful Pinkie was, but she would one day. Until then Pinkie promised herself to cherish every moment.

Together they spent night cuddling and exploring each other's body in romantic contemplation. Hardly a word passed their lips, thoughts and ideas seemed to pass between them on words unspoken. Both reluctantly slipped into Luna’s realm in each other's embrace, lips still barely touching. As if they both sought the touch of the other while their mind's were in dreamland.

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Twilight Sparkle was not a morning pony. She had never been a morning pony. In all her years the only thing that had ever motivated her to get out of bed at even close to the time the sun rose was the newest daring do book coming out and frantically studying for a test she had forgotten about. But even then it was more like she fell asleep studying and happened to wake up shortly after Celestia rose the sun than any choice made on her part. 

So today on this unassuming thursday morning something remarkable happened. Out of her own volition and of no special decision of her own she had woken up before sunrise. Some day nearly a hundred years from this day she would think back and realize that it was the second time in her entire life she had awoken before the sun. But that's a tale for another time. 

For now we will have to check up on present day Twilight as she stares out the open window in bewilderment. The sun was down still but she felt incredibly well rested. They had only managed to actually fall asleep at around 11:00 o'clock and the sun rose at 6. But that's crazy she had never managed to get less than 9 hours of sleep and feel this well rested. Had she cast some sort of spell to? No she didn't remember doing that. Maybe it was Pinkie magic. She glared at the pink pony snoring contently beside her. She giggled at the thought. No Pinkie was many things and although magical was one of them that was more in a metaphorical sense. 

Something about this morning struck her as odd other than the fact that it wasn't morning. Oh and the whole her actually being anything more than a zombie right now. That was strange. It was the fact she had no desire to go back to sleep. She was tempted to summon a book and read until Pinkie woke up. Or at least call room service so they could have breakfast after she woke up. Her rumbling stomach helped argue that point but even after stomach had leveled such a well thought out argument for pancakes one look at Pinkie changed all that.

Instead of everything else she thought about doing she instead slid back into bed and cuddled back up next to her marefriend. Or concubine, depending on who you asked. After the whole ridiculousness of yesterday the calm moment spent in bed just enjoying the slight breeze that rolled in through the window and the soft fur of her lover was a welcome change. She had never imagined herself as the type of pony to settle down. She had long since accepted she would outlive any lovers she took and something about settling down with somepony had always irked her slightly. 

Maybe it was the fact she would have to be responsible to some other pony? Or perhaps being tied down? Both thoughts rang false and Twilight let the idea flutter away. It didn't matter now as she was now very open to such ideas so long as the involved a certain pink mare looking up at her.

“Bwah.” Twilight pushed Pinkie away slightly only to pull her back in the moment she recovered her head from the clouds. “Pinkie you scared me. I thought you were still asleep.” 

“I was but than you.” She stopped and extended her hooves far above her head nearly punching her marefriend in the teeth while yawning widely. “Were mumbling something so I woke up.”

“Oh sorry about that Pinks.” She placed a tiny kiss on the top of her head which made an equally tiny giggle escape the pink pony. “I guess I was just thinking about. Stuff. It's an old habit I thought I had kicked.”

“Don't worry about it silly I am actually really well rested. Oh yeah and Luna told me to tell you. No, no, yes and because alicorn juices.” Pinkie scratched her head with a hoof. “Even I don't know what she's talking about.”

Twilight face hoofed and reminded herself not to mumble all her problems around a sleeping pony as it seems as though Luna has no qualms listening in. Her face scrunched up in thought. Even if she was helpful. Oh well that was a worry for another time. Instead she squished Pinkie in a gentle hug. A tiny squeak noise came from her belly which made them both giggle. They threw their legs around each other holding one another closely. For once they were both happy about Twilight’s growth spurt as Pinkie fit in between her legs like the interlocking part of a jigsaw puzzle. 

The thought of her and Pinkie being part of some weird two part jigsaw puzzle made her laugh. A pink hoof bopped her nose making her look down. “Whatcha thinking about?” 

“It's nothing Pinks.” Looking down at her puppy eyes made her suddenly change her mind. “I was just imaging us being parts of a jigsaw puzzle since we fit so well together.” To accentuate her point she hugged the smaller mare suddenly. 

“Yeah I guess your right! Hehe.” They nuzzled softly blissfully unaware to the passage of time. “So what are we gonna do today?”

“I was thinking…” Her thoughts trailed off as she thought about her plans for the day. Until the moment she realized all the responsibilities she had shirked yesterday in order to spend it with Pinkie Pie. 

“Woo there cowpony.” Twilight hardly realized she was standing on the bed before Pinkie had called out from under her with her legs still wrapped around her. “Settle down girl, what's gotten into you?”

“I just remembered I forgot everything we were supposed to do yesterday!” She leaped off the bed with Pinkie still clinging to her underbelly like some form of sloth pony. 

“Jane let me off this crazy thing!” Pinkie cried as Twilight jumped around the room in a panic. 

Finally realizing what was going on She settled onto the ground and waited until Pinkie released herself before standing back up and looking towards the door. She would have leapt out the door to run and apologize to everypony but the plush pink lips of a certain party pony stopped her in her place. Holding her there for several tantalizing seconds as her calming kiss did it's work. She pulled away slowly, making sure she wasn't about to leap out the door. 

“Betterrrr?” 

“I really should apologize or-” 

Pinkie's hoof interrupted her train of thought with another bop to the nose. Twilight rubbed her nose and frowned she had been doing that a lot lately. “Twilight do you really think they will be up at this hour?”

Twilight looked back to the window that was just now being illuminated with the faint light of dawn. “I suppose not.”

“What time would they available?”

“Noon at the earliest.” Twilight sunk her head in defeat. Pinkie was right as usual. 

“So that means we got six hours to do whatever.” Pinkie tossed her hooves up in the air in emphasis. 

“When are you ever wrong Pinks?”

Pinkie put a hoof to her chin and looked up, pondering the question deeply. “Not as far back as I can remember.”

Twilight’s grin lit up the room and she tackled the earth pony back into the bed to smother her in kisses. Unfortunately for the dastardly alicorn the wiley earth pony outwitted her by firing back with kisses of her own! Several minutes of kiss volleys later and both lay in a tangled heap of limbs both trying to kiss the other without their lips meeting.

Pinkie’s stomach growling made them both stop and giggle. “Maybe breakfast first?” Twilight offered.

The mare whose stomach was just rumbling like a beast nodded weakly and moved to the parchment next to the bed. It listed what the hotel served and instruction on how to send them the list via an enchantment placed on the paper. They both went back and forth deciding what they wanted until they settled on exactly 32 pancakes with the works on the side.(Not 33 that would just be excessive.)

Sending the little slip of paper in a whisp of purple smoke both mares laid down in the bed together and took a deep breath. And instantly smelled the fact they hadn't bathed since the day before despite rutting like animals. “We reak.” 

Pinkie attached an oversized clothes pin to her nose and nodded in agreement. Both of them eyed the bathroom and each other. Pink hooves launched off the bed towards the bathroom. But was caught in mid air by shimmer aura of purple magic. “Magic is cheating!” Pinkie’s legs flailed in all directions as the alicorn walked past her and stuck out her tongue. 

Pinkie strained and reached her tongue out and licked the other mare’s tongue. “Eww.” Twilight rubbed her tongue only to look up as she heard Pinkie’s laugh. Images of all the things they did most of which were in public flashed before her mind. She stopped rubbing her tongue and joined Pinkie in her laughter. It was pretty funny. 

“Why don't we just shower together mistress?” 

Twilight’s blush had lessoned as she had gotten used to being called that but it still made her blush every time. Sweeping into a low bow beside the entryway to the bathroom. “After the princesses' concubine.”

This time it was Pinkie’s turn to blush. She strode past her mistress and playfully slapped her across the face with her tail. Giving her a prime view of her dripping sex before it was covered by her tail a second later. 

A little color drained from Twilight’s face to go to another head that needed it. Thinking quickly she followed her into the rather spacious bathroom. It wasn't anything really fancy, nothing more than a sink a toilet and a shower stall. What made it unique was the stall was probably big enough for three ponies to shower with ease and still have room to do other things...

Twilight shook her head and focused at the task at hoof. That being getting rid of the stench before it overwhelmed the minor wards she placed to get rid of the rancid smell. Although Pinkie did her absolute best to distract from her task she somehow managed to clean herself without jumping Pinkie's bones.

Breathing heavily as she tried to reign in her rampant desire to fuck Pinkie’s brains out Twilight exited the shower slowly. Dried herself off quickly and helped Pinkie do so as well. Although there was a lot more booty shaking than what needed to be done.

A knock at the door signalled that room service had arrived. Shushing Pinkie with a hoof Twilight straightened out and breathed deeply a few times. Now in control of all five of her legs she strode forward and opened the door. 

There infront of her was a very different mare from the one they saw last night. This one had heavy bags under her eyes and she leaned heavily on the silver cart laden with pancakes. She stifled a yawn and tried to meet the princess’ eyes. She straightened slightly, standing on her own four legs quickly. “Your highness.” She bowed slightly and pushed the cart forward a foot.

Twilight frowned and brought the cart into the room and turned to address the mare but Pinkie beat her to it. Crushing in her in a hug and jamming a cupcake in her surprised mouth. A purple aura surrounded the over eager pink mare and drew her back enough to let the other mare not choke on the cupcake. 

“What happened to you? Don't tell me your still working from last night?” 

She mumbled a few times through a full mouth before just nodding her head and looking down. 

“Nopony should have to work so hard.” Twilight placed a hoof to her chin and recalled a prank Celestia pulled a few years earlier. “Take the rest of the day off.” She produced a signed paper from within a dimensional hole and dropped it and a small bag of bits on her back.

The motel worker spat out the last of the cupcake and looked up at Twilight in utter confusion. Pinkie prodded her side and whispered into her ear. “She isn't gonna be out of a job is she?” 

Twilight let out a low mirthless laugh. “Yes she will still have a job. It was part of a reform Celestia slipped into a bill a few years back. The nobles were pressing for serving staff to work longer hours and their clout was enough she couldn't veto it without some very bad publicity. So she slipped a bunch of last minute edits in, one of which any royal could give a day off whenever they wanted to anypony that counts as serving staff. Without fear of them losing their job or day’s wages.”

The yellow and orange mare stuttered, trying to find the words her lips couldn't seem to form. Stopping herself and taking a breath she grabbed the bits and the letter and bowed low. “Thank you your highness.” Than before anypony had a chance to say another word she turned and bolted for the stairs while wondering if she had time to catch a train. 

Pinkie’s smile absolutely lit up the hall as they retreated inside their hotel room with their mountain of pancakes. Her lips pressed against Twilight’s cheek as they both cantered over to the table to eat. “That was quick, and positively perfect.”

Twilight beamed at the praise, she hadn't always been the most diplomatic in the past. But something about keeping her concubine close drove her to consider how to make both parties happy. She let out a small giggle at the thought. Both PARTIES. She smiled, however when she looked up at Pinkie’s joy filled eyes and the compliment really sank in making her blush and look down. Stuffing a pancake in her face as she really thought about it. Maybe they were rubbing off on each other more than either of them was aware. It was a nice thought.

They ate their meal in relative silence, both parties lost in thought. Twilight reminiscing about all the changes she had seen in herself and Pinkie pie as they had drawn closer over the years. Her friend’s changed as well of course but Pinkie was special. Maybe it was her intense and not very secret envy she had for the party mare. Something about being able to become that social butterfly had made her green with envy at one point in time. She let her thoughts fall to the wayside as she consumed her pancakes with an appetite more fit for a bear. 

Pinkie meanwhile was thinking about Twilight’s enormous cock from pretty much the moment she woke up until now. She absently wiped her drooling slit and licked her hoof, maintain eye contact with Twilight as she did. The other mare blushed furiously and returned to eating her pancakes at a quickened pace. Probably reasoning to herself the quicker she finished the quicker they could do other things. Pinkie took on a much slower pace, enjoying her pancakes. That being said it was slightly slower for Pinkie, and break neck speed for everypony else. All the while she too thought about their relationship. But didn't exactly delve into such philosophical qualms as Twilight did. Although a quandary based on alicorn magic and pheromones danced within her mind for awhile. 

Having finished their meal the two mare’s belched loudly at exactly the same time for the exact same amount of time. Both falling immediately over as giggles overtook them. When they looked back up at one another it was as if an unsaid command was issued as neither of them needed words for what would come next. 

The mere way that Pinkie glanced at Twilight told her all she needed to know. In one swift motion she grabbed the pink mare in her magic and floated her over to the bed. While in her grip Pinkie stretched and flexed against the magic holding her. It stretched over her stomach allowing her to breathe but every other part of her was held at rigid attention. The constraints placed upon her nearly made her cum. As Twilight began releasing her magic Pinkie interupted her. “Stop!”

Twilight looked at her skeptically, head half cocked. “Do it while your holding me like this.”

Twilight gasped and made a mental note of another of her mare’s kinks. She chastised herself at this however as she should have guessed by now that Pinkie would have a thing for light bdsm. Something like this should not be so surprising considering her many kinks that she knew… so far. However something inside her stirred. She had to admit it was kind of hot. Having Pinkie completely at her mercy. To own her mind and body and use her however she wanted.

“Calm down Twi, at least put it in me first.” 

Twilight glanced down at her cock just in time to see a small bead of precum become much larger. Than slowly drip down her cock. Out of the corner of her eye she saw Pinkie lick her lips. She smirked at the thought and without breaking her concentration slowly floated Pinkie down to the bed so her forehooves and belly were on the bed while her back legs rested against the ground. Her hips turned slightly by Twilight’s will forcing her dripping marehood to point up slightly. Her tail was tossed aside as she leaned in and took in a deep lung full of the other mare’s scent. She had known exactly what Pinkie had wanted since the moment she woke up but with her dripping marehood so close there could be absolutely no doubt what she wanted.

If she hadn't have taken a such a deep lungful of her mare's arousal she might have had the presence of mind to cast another contraception spell. But all such silly thoughts that didn't correspond with fucking the hell out of that gorgeous pink pussy were not allowed in her head. She leaned down and extended her tongue. The pink pussy on display in front of her was tinged with the soft glow of her magic keeping all her juices in. Cocking her head and adjusting her spell to allow the passage of bodily fluids she took a step back when a sudden surge of mare cum began to overflow around the still slightly gaping pussy lips. 

Twilight stifled a giggle with her hoof. Pinkie looked back questioning, straining against the magic in order to see what was so funny. Twilight just pushed her head back forward and blushed. No point in lubing up now, she could probably fuck a dragon with ease. She angled her aching cock towards her concubine’s pussy then realized something. Slapping her head with a hoof she just mounted the bed, and used Pinkie to slowly push against her. It took a second to find the right hole and although she was tempted to stuff Pinkie’s other hole, the burning desire she felt to fuck that gorgeous pussy was too much to handle. Angling her slightly she felt her cock head suddenly become wet. Knowing her cock was just barely at the entrance to her concubine's pussy she stopped. 

Pinkie squirmed and pushed back, whimpering pathetically as she tried to push herself against her mistresses’ cock. “Twilight.” She half moaned half whispered.

Twilight leaned down and laid some of her weight down on the smaller mare’s back. Eliciting a faint shiver of pleasure. “First you must beg my little slut. I don't think you want it that badly.”

Pinkie shifted slightly within the grasp of magic. A blush burning across her face. She had never had a partner do this before. She wasn't sure what to do. But what she did know was exactly how badly she wanted that massive alicorn cock inside her. “Please my mistresses give me your glorious cock. I want you to fill me with your huge throbbing stallionhood. I want to feel it fill every inch of my unworthy pussy with your perfect peniiiiiIIIiiis.” Her lusty whispers jumped a couple octaves as she found herself suddenly slammed back.

Every last inch of glorious alicorn cock was now buried inside her. The last time she took her this deep it had taken nearly a half hour of prep work. Now they had done it in two seconds. Pinkie’s mind was blank and if her mouth was capable of opening anymore her tongue would have lolled out in pleasure. Beneath her she could feel the cock nestled inside her press against her insides and against the bed through the walls of her womb. In one swift motion she had been filled to the point of bursting. Something must have saved her aching hole as such a brutal attack would have torn a lesser mare. A thought went back to all of the potent alicorn spunk she had taken in over the last 24 hours. 

Whatever the reason both mares collapsed onto the bed. Somehow through it all Twilight held her spell, keeping Pinkie locked in place. By the time her brain caught up with her she was shivering through her second orgasm in 10 seconds. The shear strength thrown into the thrust coupled with the unrelenting pleasure of being held and used was too much for her and darkness closed on her vision for a second. Shaking her head (as much as she could) she cleared her vision and refocused herself on the task of milking the massive cock filling her so completely. 

Twilight meanwhile was just doing her best not to cum while holding the spell. After a few long seconds she felt her orgasm fall away and recede for now. Concentrating on her magic was more than enough distraction to take her mind off the rippling pleasure coming from her cock. She absentmindedly thought she would be able last longer this time. However that idea was lost the instant she felt Pinkie began to massage her cock with those talented internal muscles of hers. Before now she couldn't quite manage to do it as the massive size of her cock made it difficult but she had adjusted quicker than either thought possible. 

They both moaned in unison and adjusted their hips so they met perfectly. Interlocking them like they were made for one another. Slowly Twilight put her weight back onto her front hooves and stood up slightly. Pinkie almost complained about this fact but the suddenly brighter glow of magic signified her mistressess was ready to continue. 

Not through her own will Pinkie felt herself press against her mistress. The last tiny bit of cock slipping inside her. The last two inches shot electricity through her brain as it pressed harder against the lining of her womb. She fought her desire to begin bouncing and merely waited as her mistresses adjusted enough to allow her to continue. She refocused her magic, holding her tighter. Which to Pinkie felt like a wave caressing every inch of her body only to solidify and begin to hold her tightly. 

Just as the feeling of lightning bolts dancing through her brain faded she felt herself slowly being pulled off her mistresses’ enormous stallion hood. The slow feeling was torturous to the pink mare and she whimpered pathetically as she felt herself slowly become more and more empty. Twilight grinned and used this moment of relief to stave off her orgasm. She didn't want to start stuffing her full of cum quite yet.

However there was a slight change of plans as she felt Pinkie’s internal muscles clench hard on her cock. Turning the semi pleasurable sensation of pulling out of her into an orgasmic experience. Her magic fluctuated allowing the pink mare enough room to push back slightly and force the cock back inside her womb. Twilight grinned at the little power play but reluctantly admitted defeat. Her orgasm was rising faster than she could control and there was no point trying to stave it off now. Instead she refocused her magic and used the last three seconds as her cum churned in her balls and traveled up her long cock to ruthlessly fuck Pinkie’s womb. 

The pink mare screamed her lover’s name and quaked as she came as well. The first powerful shot of cum hitting her womb sent her over the edge. The flared head was locked inside her painfully stretched womb. Forcing every last drop of cum into her, making her belly distend as the potent alicorn sperm filled every last nook and cranny the pink mare had. So large was her mistresses’ cock that despite dumping gallons into her womb the pressure could not surpass that massive organ blocking it off from the escape it desired. 

Both mares panted, Twilight falling on top of her mare, eliciting a moan of pleasure while Pinkie fidgeted within her restraints. Their moans of pleasure only lengthened as she felt the pressure of her stomach being pushed against the bed. The slight sloshing sound that came from her belly meant it was full and despite her desire to be filled as much as possible the slight pain was becoming more intense with each pump of Twilight’s cock. “Hey uh Twi, would you mind pulling out of my baby maker? I don't have the room for you and your cum.”

Twilight blushed shamefully and pulled her massive flare through the entryway to her mare’s womb. Working a subtle spell into the flesh to ensure none of her prodigious seed could escape. The relief Pinkie felt when the head pulled out was mixed somewhat as she felt the last few spurts of her lover’s cock deposit more cum inside her. 

The magic holding Pinkie aloft faded as it’s wielder made the other spell so it gave her just enough time to stare down in awe at her now distended stomach. She looked pregnant with twins that were ready to come out! Her pink stomach sloshed back and forth as she felt her lover pull out of her. Although the feeling of emptiness was torture, the warmth that radiated out from within her was more than enough to wash that feeling away. 

Finally when the last inch of cock slipped out of her with an audible slurping sound Pinkie looked up and managed to kiss her princesses on the chin. Giggling enough to shake her belly she slipped out from under her lover and layed down on the bed on her side. Her jiggling belly drew Twilight’s eyes and before she knew what she was doing she found her hooves slowly caressing the soft pink flesh. 

“Would you say I look pregnant with twins or triplets? I think twins, but hey we can try to change that.” Pinkie threw her a disarming wink.

Only than did it dawn on the alicorn that she could have very well got her marefriend pregnant. Quickly she began to spiral out of control in a few seconds she had already run through every horrible possibility. Having gotten that out of the way she breathed deeply and moved up to Pinkie’s muzzle.

Although she cocked a curious eyebrow at the panic that flashed across her princesses’ face she would never say no to a kiss from her. Their lips connected and the little spark they shared flashed between them for a second making both of their hidden and (not so hidden) worries vanish in an instant. 

One rather steamy make out session later Pinkie found herself on top of the other larger mare, their lips still locked together. “Better, my mistress?” 

The word didn't bring a blush to Twilight’s face but even still it made her cock rise slightly from it's slumber. Dismissing the aching appendage she nodded slightly and planted a far more chaste kiss on her marefriend cheek. “Thank you Pinkie.” 

Thinking quickly, Pinkie leaned down and whispered lustily into Twilight’s ear. “My body is yours.”

The next shiver that ran through the alicorn was enough to wake her fifth leg which triumphantly slapped Pinkie on the back. “Hehe, someone's excited.”

Twilight moved to roll over, intent on bending her mare over again however a soft pink hoof on her chest told her that wasn't going to happen. “Taking the lead this time, oh concubine of mine?” 

Pinkie Straightened out her body and straddled the purple alicorn's torso properly. “You have already fucked two of my holes and put a bun in my oven lets go two for three!”

Although a flash of panic did zip through Twilight’s mind she merely accepted it and moved on, intent on enjoying the show her concubine was putting on. On top of her Pinkie slowly worked her butt further and further back until it collided with the cock she sought. It slipped into her well used pussy audibly. Pinkie frowned. “That's not where I want you silly.” 

Twilight lit her horn and grabbed at her pulsating dick with her magic. A quick bop to the nose was enough to disrupt the spell. “Ah ah ah, no cheating.” 

Confused but far too aroused to even open her mouth Twilight took the moment to look her concubine up and down. She was gorgeous and something about that big belly of hers did not diminish that beauty one bit. In fact it probably even aided it somewhat. As the idea of it being her doing was admittedly arousing. Potential foal or no.

Meanwhile Pinkie struggled to get the massive flared head of Twilight’s cock into the hole she wanted it in. However it was far too big to slip in with ease and her gaping cunt was all too eager to swallow up the huge member. With a grunt of effort she wedged the cock against her butt and groaned as she pushed back against it. For a few tense seconds it seems like it wasn't going to fit, despite the residual lube from their combined juices. Twilight was about to light her horn to help before Pinkie gave a startled shriek and she felt her head slip inside a very tight space. 

“Oh wow you are tight back here.” Twilight flinched as her concubine’s body seemed to be trying to crush her cock. “Almost too much.”

“Sorry Twi, I don't mean to just gimme a sec.” Pinkie leaned down at an awkward angle and pressed their lips together. The calming waves of love that radiated between them did wonders to release the pressure on Twilight’s cramped cock.

With that out of the way Pinkie broke the kiss, and planted a smaller one on her lover’s lips before standing back up. Trying to ignore the puppy dog eyes she was getting since the instant their lips parted. 

She closed her eyes and focused on her tight passage, willing it to relax somewhat. Which was easier said than done as the sheer size of Twilight's cock was difficult to get in any hole. “Just give me a minute to relax a little more, I have never done something like this.” 

Twilight cocked her head to the side and wondered aloud. “Not even once?”

“Noper dopers. Nopony likes doing this with me, they always say it's dirty. But I cleaned myself this morning.” A frown crossed her face briefly. “That and I never did buy those anal beads.” A wistful smile graced her lips which made Twilight chuckle.

“Well take your time my beautiful mare. I have already claimed every other hole of yours, I can wait on this last one.” Pinkie had never wanted another pony to plow her harder than that very moment. 

The sheer lust that rolled off her that moment made Changelings three blocks away shudder in sudden pleasure. She decided she was loose enough and braced her legs against the bed sheets and pushed back hard. She wanted her NOW. However the cock strained against the tight passage slowly pushing down it. Far too slow for Pinkie’s taste. Redoubling her grip she massaged the cock inside of her, using her untrained but talented inner muscles. 

Below her Twilight was in heaven, it was not tight enough to cause much pain. Which was perfect as she felt every single muscle that pressed against her cock as they stretched to accommodate her massive girth. That sensation of stretching out Pinkie’s ass was beyond comprehension and her already hard cock twitched as it grew the last inch while still inside. 

Pinkie could feel every last ridge and vein as it pressed inside her. Already she could feel herself becoming more full than she had ever dreamed of. It was orgasmic and she had to resist the temptation to just lie down and enjoy it. Only the promise of it feeling even better than it did now kept her pushing back. 

Her thoughts were interrupted as she felt the medial ring press against her hole. It felt twice as big as the already massive cock still inside her. Both mares panted as they caught their breath. Pinkie pressed against the medial ring slowly, making her stretch more and more before moving forward and letting it slip back out. Slowly but surely she stretched her ass enough to take it and without warning she pushed back with a bit too much earth pony strength. Making the medial ring and another four inches plunge inside of her.

Neither mare was sure which one of them shrieked louder. All they knew is that they were probably going to get a noise complaint shortly. After they both calmed down from either the sudden pressure, or the sudden feeling of fullness they both let out a sigh and looked down/up at one another. Both cracked a light smile and kissed. They spent several minutes in the other’s embrace while Pinkie felt herself loosen up enough to try and jam the last stubborn inches inside her already full ass. Neither mare wanted to press this as they were already enjoying every second.

Steadily Pinkie’s hips shook back and forth as she grinded herself deeper and deeper. Slipping around a bend that threatened to halt their advance. All the while Alicorn magic seeped deeper into her body as they went on, shifting her internal organs around to accommodate for the enormous cock lodged inside of her. Finally when it felt like every last inch of her was stuffed with Twilight’s cock Pinkie felt something. The slight bump accompanied by the faint tickle of fur that signified she had finally taken it all. It had taken nearly half an hour of slow work to press the elephantine cock inside her but it was worth every second. 

As she readied herself to begin working said cock in earnest she felt teeth press against her neck. Melting her into a pink pile in Twilight’s waiting legs. The flat teeth of her lover bit down slightly harder. Making her moan audibly as her ass rippled with the wave of pleasure. This was new territory for both mares but judging on the moans of pleasure it would be a place they would return to very often. Pinkie loved the mixed feelings of pleasure and pain while Twilight loved the sense of control garnered by the act. 

Only when Twilight’s teeth pulled away from Pinkie’s neck did she finally begin to move. Pulling the huge cock out of her slowly until she felt her lover’s median ring stretch her gaping hole once more. Making her wince as it threatened to slip out. Instead she shoved back, forcing it all back inside herself. Back and forth she went, building up steam as her body adapted to the enormous invader charging in and out of it.

Finally the last wall of resistance fell, allowing Pinkie the pleasure of sliding all the way forward and back with impunity. After having spent all that time building up until this point Pinkie relished the feelings of fullness. Something about the role swap made her enjoy the pleasure even more. Beneath her Twilight squirmed in ecstasy, her tongue lolling from her mouth as Pinkie’s tight ass gripped her monster cock in a vice grip.

Twilight twisted slightly and attempted to slow her lover down however her hoof was quickly swatted away. “Pinkie I'm going to cum soon, slow down.”

Pinkie either didn't notice or didn't care, as she continued to rock back and forth on her hooves. All four of her legs aiding in the reckless ride. After a few more seconds she felt Twilight’s balls contract and her cock twitch in anticipation. Her own orgasm was close and she was determined for them to finish at the same time. A fierce gleam shone through her eyes making Twilight shrink back into the bed slightly. Then like a mare possessed Pinkie began rocketing back and forth on the huge alicorn cock buried in her ass.

By the time Twilight’s cum could travel up her cock Pinkie had bounced on up and down on her 33 times. Purple hooves pulled the pink mare down into a crushing hug and soft kiss. As their tongues touched both mare’s orgasm peaked. Making them break the kiss as they both moaned the other’s name in ecstasy. Pinkie shifted her large plush butt back slightly to better fit her alicorn lover before settling into her embrace and riding out the last of her orgasm.

The sheer intensity of which left her weak, but that hardly mattered. They had nowhere to go but each other's legs anyway. Twilight rested her head beside her mare’s as she let out a moan of release. She could feel her warm cum slowly coat her cock and dribble out, coating her balls in a thick layer and no doubt ruining the bedding. Although this thought irked her slightly Pinkie’s hot breath against her neck blew such needless thoughts aside. Renewing her grip on her concubine she squeezed her gently. Only faintly registering the sloshing sound that came from her midsection.

Pinkie lifted her head slowly and gave her a soft peck on the lips. Making them both smile. “I love you.”

Without hesitation Twilight looked back into Pinkie Pie’s eyes and whispered. “I love you too.”