> It's a Prank Bro > by Shadymist > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > The One and Only Chapter > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- In an alternative universe where nothing makes sense and sense makes nothing there was a major multi-dimensional battle going on. It’s outcome would change all things to have ever been and that will be but not what currently is. That isn’t at all what this story is about and the story that you’re going to be reading is marginally less interesting. Nevertheless you might read it and if you don’t you’ve already read this. “Spike” A tangerine maned unicorn with feathers yelled “why did you change my shampoo with tangerines!” Spike looked up from his little comic he was reading on his little comfy spot on his little throne. “The better question is why is only your mane tangerine” Twilight proceeded to physically harm spike by hitting his cheek with her hoof “I will skin you boy!” This had little effect on Spike. “Calm down it's just a prank bro.” He said. Twilight immediately calmed down and started laughing uncontrollably “Oh my celestia that’s hay-larious” “I know right” spike said with pride “It’s not everyday you come across such comedy genius.” Little did spike know that was probably not true. “now I’m off to finite amount of joy to the ponies of ponyville” With that being said spike went off to have his best day ever. Exactly ten and a half seconds later there was a larger than average crowd in the middle of the ponyville market. Above average by exactly three fifths. In the center of this above average crowd an accordion, a rubber chicken, and a bloodied monster truck could be seen, touched, smelled, tasted, but not heard. In the middle of the crowd there was Rainbow dash twitching laying in a bloody mass of feathers, bone, and ego...mostly ego like a lot of ego so much ego that you could barely see the feathers and bones but with that much ego you knew who it was. Scootaloo was next to her crying a river like a baby crying a river because it's role model was crushed by a rubber chicken but that doesn’t matter. A few feet away spike was being pinned face down by Macintosh who was looking majestic as ever. Hair was glistening and the glistening was glistening “You’re a murderer spike” Macintosh said Spike forced his head up and said “It’s just a prank bro get off of me” This single phrase caused everybeing in the crowd started laughing so hard the ground started to rumble. Scootaloo stopped crying her river started gripping her stomach from her laughter. Rainbow Dash rose from her broken state and guffawed. “That’s hay-larious dragon” “Yeah, yeah, yeah I know” said Spike “ now I must go to canterlot to spread my great humor” The crowd cheered as spike road off to train station on top of Macintosh. This event would go to written down as the single great event to ever happen on that particular day. Following this event Spike found himself standing atop the wreckage of the friendship express that found itself embedded deeply in the canterlot castle. Most of the guards came rushing to the scene as fast as they could. This excluded two other guards who were busy doing other things that most likely fell under treason, but due to this sudden emergency they were able to complete their mission successfully. “Halt dragon what have you done” one of the indistinguishable guards ordered. “What have you done?” Spike replied “This isn’t a game” “No this is, the game” “W-what” “And you just lost” “Oh god nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo” The guard immediately became the literal representation of nothing. Which of course no in the room could make heads or tails of because by nature since he was nothing  there was nothing to make heads or tails of. “Spike you’re under arrest” and a second indistinguishable guard “For what?” “For causing a train to crash into the castle” “That makes sense i guess but allow me to make my defense” “And that would be?” “It’s just a prank bro.” Suddenly in the span of one micromillisecond all the guards laughed so hard that they melted, evaporated and became apart of the atmosphere. It was quite the sight to behold and would most likely never happen again. Spike yawned “Well that was anti-climatic” He looked around before jumping off the top of the train. “Where are the princesses?” “Suddenly half of a full cake came flying at Spike’s face” “What?” Spike said Suddenly half of a full cake hit Spike in the face. “I warned you” Said Luna who was relaxing on a cloud “That was uncalled for” “Well you did send the majority of the our useless clone army into the sky.” “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.” “Oooooh so original” Luna said sarcastically “Come back when you’re actually funny” “Is that a challenge?” “Are we in a cartoon?” “Yes?” Spike said unsure “There you go you gave yourself the answer” “Alright give me a few weeks” Spike said confidently “I’ll make a prank so great and so ingenious that you’ll never forget my face” “I hope so now if you’ll excuse me I have to go into hiding” “...why” “Because Celestia can’t take a punch” “Are you serious” Spike said trying not to laugh “Deadly” Luna said with an extremely serious voice “Oh well uh good luck I guess” “I shall need it” “Suddenly a beam of extremely super hot fire came flying at Luna” “What?” Luna said Suddenly a beam of extremely super hot fire shot Luna of her cloud and into the sunset which, with it being only four o'clock, was pretty far away. “Well I did warn her” Celestia said “That you did” “So is there any specific reason for you coming here?” “I needed a cup of sugar” “...Really?” “Nope you just got pranked.” Celestia suddenly imploded because he body simply couldn’t handle the sheer force of the hilarity that Spike had just created. A moment later she reformed because against popular belief the sun is the one that controls Celestia and it won’t allow her death. “Well Spike though that was ultimately hilarious I’m going to need you to go” “Fair enough” A moment later Spike was in Ponyville once again. Well time to make the greatest prank ever conceived by anything. -one week later- “Wow Spike this was incredibly elaborate for you” Luna said while leaning on a pile of Spikes “Yeah I am pretty great” Spike said with pride “Well what now?” “Repopulate the planet?” “Suddenly Luna  stopped existing” “What?” Suddenly Luna stopped existing. THE END