> Unicorns Can Be Utter Jerks
>  by Razor Blade the Unicron
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> Somepony Help!
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	Raindrops the pegasus was flying over to her friend Sparkler's house. Sparkler had invited her over to "hang out", and Raindrops was bored, so she went over.
"Sparkler!" she knocked on the door, "I'm here!"
"Just a second!" called Sparkler, with a giggle following.
Raindrops cocked her head when Sparkler giggled, as she wasn't one for giggling.
'Is she up to something? Maybe it's a cool surprise, or a funny prank?' she thought.
"You can come in!" called Sparkler in a singsong voice.
Raindrops cautiously opened the door and flew in.
"Hey, Sparkler. Is something- Aah!!!"
Raindrops was suddenly caught in a net that was firmly tied so she couldn't escape.
"Hey! Let me go!" she struggled to escape.
"Don't be silly, Raindrops!" said another voice, "We can't let you go! That would ruin our day!"
"Colgate? Is that you?"
Four unicorns stepped out from nowhere to show themselves. It turned out to be Sparkler, Colgate, Banana Fluff, and Apple Stars.
"Us too, featherbrain!" said Stars.
"What are you three doing here?"
"Sparkler invited us over so we could practice our magic on a pony!" said Fluff.
"Guess she meant you!" said Colgate.
Raindrops opened to mouth to curse at Sparkler, but all four of the unicorns shut her mouth with a simple spell.
"Ready to have some fun?" asked Sparkler as she wrapped a rope tightly around her wings.
Raindrops kicked and squirmed as much as she could as the unicorns levitated her into the other room. They unceremoniously dropped her on to the couch and tied her hooves firmly together. All with fricking magic.
'God, you stupid unicorns!' thought Raindrops as her mouth was tied shut, 'Why are you acting so crazy?'
Her question was answered within seconds.
"Star," said Colgate, "Could you get us some more?"
"Sure thing," she levitated over a huge bottle full of whiskey.
"All right!" said Fluff as they each got a large glassful.
"Woo!" said Sparkler.
The four unicorns drained their glasses for whiskey and refilled them again.
'Oh my God, they're drunk!' thought Raindrops as they each drained a third glass, 'I need somepony to help!'
Raindrops struggled harder while they were distracted with their drinks. She managed to loosen the ropes a bit, and was starting to free her hooves.
"Hee hee!" said Sparkler, "You trying to 'scape?" she walked over to Raindrops and resecured the ropes, "You're funny!"
"I have a idea!" said Fluff, "We should dress her up in a 'fit!"
"That's a great idea!" said Stars.
"I know th' perfect one!" said Colgate, "How about a pink one?"
Raindrops noticed that their words were slurring more and that they seemed more woozy.
'God no, they're getting more drunk!'
The unicorns walked (more so stumbled) back towards Raindrops with a sleek leather outfit.
"You guy hold her while we dress!" said Colgate.
Stars and Sparkler held Raindrops in place with their magic. Colgate and Fluff removed the ropes around her and started forcing the outfit on to her. Raindrops struggled against the magic immobilizing her.
'Let me go!' she thought, 'Grr...'
"Let me go!" she yelled, surprised that she had overcome the magic of two unicorns.
"Nope!" said all four of them.
"Let me go!" she squeaked out before her mouth was tied again.
Colgate and Fluff finished putting the outfit on Raindrop. It was very shiny and tight, so Raindrop could barely move even when there wasn't any magic being used on her.
"You look so cute!" said Sparkler.
"Maybe should tie her more!" said Fluff as she drained another glass.
"Let find more 'opes!' said Stars as she drained another glass as well.
The four (very drunk) unicorns staggered into another room to look for more ropes to tie Raindrops with. Raindrops gave up on kicking and switched to trying to untie the rope around her mouth.
'Gotta hurry, gotta hurry, gotta hurry..." she thought.
Raindrops finally managed to remove the rope from around her mouth after a few minutes. She had to call for help before they came back!
"SOMEPONY HELP! HELP!" she screamed before her mouth was tied again by one of the unicorns from the other room.
'Please have somepony come and help!' she thought as the unicorns came walking back from wherever they had been.
"Coming in!" called a voice from outside.
Raindrops looked up just in time to see the window smash open before she was carried into the air by a rainbow streak. Rainbow Dash had heard the desperate call for help that was muffled out, and quickly found the source.
"Raindrops!" she said as she placed her on a high-up cloud, "Are you okay?" She started pulling off the ropes and bindings.
"Th-thanks, Dash!" she managed, "Sparkler invited me over to her house, but she and her friends were drunk!"
Rainbow finished removing the ropes, bindings, and outfit that were restricting Raindrops.
"But you're okay, right?"
"Yeah, thanks a million! I was afraid that they were really going to hurt me!"
A large explosion caught the attention of both of the pegasi.
"What was that?" asked Rainbow.
"I think it was them getting way too drunk..." said Raindrops nervously.
The two glanced down from the cloud that they were on to see sparks of magic flying all over Ponyville.
"Duck!" yelled Rainbow as a spark flew towards them.
They both tried to fly in opposite directions and smashed into each other.
"Ouch..." mumbled Raindrops.
The spark of magic hit them and they both fell back on to the cloud. Raindrops opened her eyes after she got struck and saw that she had been tied to Rainbow with magic.
"What th-?" yelled Raindrop as Rainbow opened her eyes as well.
"What's wrong?" she asked before realizing the issue, "What th-?"
"I think it was from the magic..." said Raindrops as she tried to get the magic ropes off.
The two pegasi fought to remove the magical ropes but got nowhere.
"What are we going to do?" asked Raindrops nervously.
"Twilight should be able to get whatever this is off! Let's go find her!"
Rainbow started flying, but Raindrops' wings were bound tightly but the magic ropes.
"Uh, Rainbow Dash, I can't fly: my wings are bound,"
"I got this,"
Rainbow Dash managed to place Raindrops on her back and then flew at high speeds towards Twilight's castle. Raindrops blushed hard.
'I really hate unicorns, sometimes!' she thought.