Experiments
"Audio log 7:" Twilight starts speaking into her microphone, "My name is Twilight Sparkle, and I have made an amazing discovery. Just recently, I was walking through the woods, looking for anything that may be worth of a good testing, when I saw it. A sudden flash of light blinded me for a few seconds but after I was able to see again, there lied the bipedal creature I have contained, who; by the name on the card he was carrying; goes by Keith Marshall."
Twilight looked through the one way mirror into the room where she had contained this creature. He was still unconscious from when she found him, but that made it easier to secure him down so she could prepare for the tests. This creature looked so much different from anything she had ever seen, and the only thing that made it similar to any animal was those... things on the end of it's limbs that reminded her of monkeys.
"I have yet to proceed with any experiments yet, for I would like to see if it possesses any means of communications with ponies. I am hoping to learn much more about this creature by the end of the day so that by the end of the week, he is categorized in my book of creatures." Twilight placed the microphone down.
She looked intensely at the bipedal she had contained. She was overjoyed that she had found a new species that had not yet been categorized. Celestia was going to be so proud of her after she was through testing on this creature. She had fought many monsters, such as Discord, Tirek, and even a BeeBear... but actually STUDYING something unknown and learning more about it was something she has always dreamed of.
After a few minutes of looking at the creature, she noticed it starting to stir. It seemed like it was about to come through. A smile traced Twilight's face as she exited her chamber and walked up to the vault like door of the containment room. She grabbed her lab coat from the rack near the door and quickly put it on. After taking a few deep breaths to calm her excitement, she walked over to the keypad and input 2264811. As soon as she entered the code, the keypad let off a subtle beep and the door slowly creaked open. Once it stopped, she slowly walked inside as the door sealed itself behind her once more.
She stared at the stirring creature from a distance, being careful not to approach it until it was fully awake. It took a few minutes, but the creature stopped its stirring and gave a little shake under its restraints. She used her magic to float a quill and parchment towards her and started to write down small details. While focused on her writing, the creature stirred again without her noticing and finally did something worth a major note.
"Where am I?" The creature spoke up.
Twilight jumped as it spoke. She did want to know if this creature was able to communicate, but she didn't think it would have been this easy, let alone that it actually speaks the native language of Equestria!
"Ah good! You're awake. And you can talk!" Twilight said approaching the creatures field of view.
As soon as Keith saw twilight, he took a sigh of relief. "Oh, I thought I heard a voice, but it's just a pony. Guess it was left here to keep me company." He looked closer. "Oh look at that! It even has a lab coat on, how professional!"
"I'll have you know that I am wearing this so that I don't get messy during my tests." Twilight spoke up, making Keith's eyes widen and jaw drop.
"YOU JUST TALKED!" Keith started to have a mini freak-out.
"Calm down, Keith." She said in a neutral tone.
"HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!" He yelled.
"I learned it from this card." Twilight lit her horn and lifted a small ID card in front of him.
"Are you going to hurt me?"
"Probably not. But we'll see." Twilight grinned. She then proceeded to turn on a brighter light above the table Keith was currently strapped to.
Keith was about to protest, but he felt something cover his mouth. It was the hoof of this pony, which; despite how hard people said a horse's/pony's hoof actually felt; was relatively soft on his skin. She levitated a small light and shined it in his wide eyes, taking a very close look. She then smiled and nodded as she removed her hoof from his mouth, content with what she saw.
"So Keith, I'm going to need you to answer a few questions for me." Twilight looked towards Keith once more.
"If it gets me off of this god damn table faster then fine!" He exclaimed.
"What kind of creature are you?"
"I'm a human."
"Hu-man... got it." said Twilight, "Where are you from?"
"Earth." Keith said, trying to keep calm.
"Ok good. Now, how do humans respond to pain?" She asked, giving a slight grin at the question..
"Uhh... we all handle it differently. Why?" He said, a bit concerned for his own safety.
"I won't beat around the bush here. I need to know this in case you ever become a threat to us and we need to kill you." She said, no longer trying to hide a smile.
"Ok, A) Why are you smiling at that, and B) WHAT THE FUCK?!" Keith screamed at the top of his lungs.
"I'll answer that later. Right now, I need to see what you're made of." Twilight giggles and uses her magic to wheel over a cart of medical tools.
She looks at all the options in front of her and decides what she is going to use. After a brief pause, her horn lights up as she levitates a scalpel over Keith's arm, which makes him start to struggle out of his binds. "Woah, woah, woah!" He says nervously, "Aren't you going to put me to sleep for this?!"
"Why, I'm getting two results at once!" says Twilight as she jabs the scalpel straight into his arm, piercing the flesh easily.
Keith let out a shriek of pain as soon as it entered his arm. He darted his head towards the incision point and already saw blood rushing out. He trying to calm down a little but had to bite down on his tongue as Twilight started to move the scalpel down the length of his arm, causing the blood to come out even faster. She then levitated some clamps into the incision to keep it open.
"Hmm... I see... interesting." Twilight mumbles to herself, inspecting the cut she just made, "You bleed a lot you know that?"
"NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLO- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Keith screamed as twilight poked the muscle of his arm with her hoof.
"Oh be quiet, it can't hurt that bad." She sneered at him.
"WHY DON'T YOU TRY IT THEN, YOU SON O- GOOD CHRIST!" He tried to speak, but ended up shrieking in pain once more.
"Alright, now we can get a blood sample." She said, levitating a needle over to a uninjured part of his arm.
"W-why not just take it f-from the incision?!" He pleaded.
"Because." Her grin turned into a full blown maniacal cheek to cheek smile, "It's more fun this way!" She said, proceeding to jab the needle straight in.
"FUUUUUCK!" Keith screeched as she started to drain some blood into the needle. Once it was full, she removed it once more.
"There, that should be all for the day." She said in a content voice.
"A-are you g-g-going to sew me back up?" Keith begged.
"Why? And ruin the fun?" Twilight giggled, proceeding to head for the exit.
"Y-your insane!" He screamed.
Just as Twilight put in the code, she briefly turned around and gave a big smile. "I know, and I don't care. It's for science. I can be as crazy as I want." And with that she was out the door, giggling like a maniac.