> Half Pony: Full Pony Consequences > by Burritoburger > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Full Pony Consequences > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- HALF PONY: Full Pony Consequences Based off of Half Life: Full Life Consequences by Djy1991 Author: Digit Twilight Sparkle who was Shining Armors brother was one day an office writing on a letter. She got a letter from her brother that said that ALIENS and MONSTERS were attacking his place! And axed her for healp! So she went. Twilight Sparkle put her letter away and went on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where she left her motrcycle and normal pony close because she was in her office lab coat. Twilight Sparkel got on her motercycle and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences!" So she had to go. Twilight Sparkle ramped of the building and did a backflip and landed. She kept driving down the road and made shure there was no zombies around because she didn't have wepon. The countreyside were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. The mood was set for Twilight Sparkles quest to help her brother where he was. Twilight Sparkle looked around the countryside and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother defeat the enemys!" Twilight Sparkle was late so she had to drive REALLY fast! A cop car was hiden nearby so when Twilight Sparkle came by the cops came and wanted to give her a ticket. Here Twilight Sparkle saw the first monster because the cop was possesed and had headcrabs. "i can't give you my licence officer :(" Twilight Sparkle said. "Why not" said the headcrab officer back to Twilight Sparkle. "BECAUSE YOU ARE A HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!" So Twilight Sparkle shot the officer in the head and drove off thinking "my brother is in trouble there" and went faster. Twilight sparkle had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Shining nedded her where he was. Twilight Sparkle looked at road signes and saw "RAVENHOLM" with someons writing under it saying "U SUDENT COME HERE". So Twilight Sparkle almost turned around and heard screaming like Shining so she went faster again. Twilight Sparkle drove and did another flip and jump off her motorbike and the motorbike took off the headcrab zombies in front of Twilight Sparkle. Twilight Sparkle smiled and walked fast. Twilightt then looked on the ground and found wepon. So she picked it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house. Twilight Sparkle said "zombie goasts leave this place!" and the zombie goasts said "but this is our house :'(" and Twilight Sparkle felt sorry for them becase of they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie goasts. So she blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were hapy. Then Twilight Sparkle herd another screem from her brother so she kept walking really faster to get to where he was. Ravenholdm was nothing NYE countreyside there were no birds singing and the pants were dead and the dirt was messy and bloddy from headcrabs. When Twilight Sparkle got to where the screaming was started she found her brother Sining Armor fightin the final boss and Shining said "TWILIGHT SPARKLE OVER HERE ;_;". So Twilight Sparkle went there to where Shining Armor was fighting. Twilight Sparkle fired the buttets from the gun really fast and the bulets went and shot the final boss in the eye and the final boss couldn't see. Shining Armor said "its time to end this ones and for all ;3!" and punched the final boss in the face and the final boss fel. Twilight Sparkle said "thanks i could help, bro" and Shining Armor said "you should come here earlier next time" and they laffed. The laffed overed quickly though becuase Twilight Sparkle yelled "LOOK OUT BRO!" and pointed up to the top of the sky. Shining Armor looked up and said "NO! Twilight Sparkle run out of here as fast as you can!" and Twilight walked REAL fast out! Twilight loked back and saw Shining get stepped on by the next boss and she was mad and angry! "I'LL GET YOU BACK EVIL BOSS!" Twilight Sparkle yelled at the top of lung! TO BE CONTINUED? --- Twilight twitched at what she just read while also determining the fact that what she was reading was literally impossible to read with common sense. She finally looked back up at Pinkie, the author of this monstrosity. "Did ya like it? Did ya did ya did ya?!" She asked in excitement. Twilight sighed, handing the clutter of papers back to Pinkie Pie. "Pinkie, I'm going to be completely honest. That was terrible." "What? Why?" Pinkie asked as if there were no possible way that could happen. "Well, for one, the spelling and grammar is horrible. For another thing, the storyline doesn't even make sense! Seriously, what's a headcrab zombie? Also, Shining Armor doesn't live in Ravenholm, neither does that town even exist! Another, I don't have a motorcycle, nor do I work at an office. Even so, I would be doing flips off of buildings. Also, there are no such things as zombies or ghosts, let alone zombie ghosts! Plus, violence like shooting shards of metal into somepony's eye would definitely not be tolerated in any way whatsoever. Shining Armor also never got stepped on by a "boss"! Neither did I do any of this! Besides, half of this stuff doesn't even exist in Equestria. Motorcycles? Guns? Explosives? What ARE those, even?" Twilight panted as she ended her speech, noticing her increase of tone. Pinkie Pie looked honestly confused. She looked at the paper and giggled. "Oh, silly! You're reading it upside-down!" Pinkie Pie flipped the papers over and handed it back to Twilight. She then read the first few sentences. Twilight Sparkle, formerly known as Shining Armor's younger sibling, was once working inside of her office doing paperwork. A glow appeared in front of her and a letter formed into existence. Twilight unrolled the letter and had gained the crucial information that Shining Armor had moved to the recently constructed town of Ravenholm and it was currently being assaulted with extraterrestrial creatures as well as beings of myth. Twilight- She stopped reading. "Never mind. Now please leave, I have some paperwork I'd like to do." > What Has Tobe Done > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- HALF PONY: Full Pony Consequences 2: What Has Tobe Done Twilight sparkle walked like speed of light back to her motercycle and left behind the bad place behind him. Twiligt Sparkle had to ride her motercycyl really fast back to the ofice but Twilight Sparkles gas ran out. Twilight Sparkle jumped fast off the motercycle and landed on dead poneis hooves. "shining armor is now these hands... i must kill the next boss and live up to full life consiquences! Twilight Sparkle said aloud. Twilight Sparkle picked up a lazer gun at tree to see if she could. Twilight Sparkle shot and tree fell down in front off her. Twilight Sparkle seen eggs fal out of the tree and she put them back home safe. "these birds don't have to see shining armor yet. it's not time." Twilight Sparkle said to her. Twilight Sparkle had to walked faster and was back in her office work and on a bookcase. She looked under N and found the next boss. "I know his weakness now." Twilight Sparkle said. After that she got letters from somepony. Twilight sparkle opened up letters and red them. "Dear Twilight Sparkle, how are you? I miss you at home come home safe and soon with Shining Armor for thanksgiving dinner. love mom." Twilight Sparkle looked at it and got sad and yelled "I WILL KILL THE BOSS AND SHINING ARMOR WILL BE HAPPY SOUL" Then she threw in out the letter and went on the platfrom again down to her other more faster motercycle that had gas this tiem. Twilight Sparkle put the lazar gun on her motercycle and her machine gun and her rocket gun that she found on the side of the motercycle. She went through trafic and went fast like litning to back to Ravenholm and back to the bad place were Shining Armor was. Twilight Sparkle went off road and did backflips and landed on back wheels but kept going to. Twilight Sparkle went really fast again like before was soon back at Ravenholm but saw more zombie goasts. Twilight Sparkle said to them "Zombie goasts i have killed your friends at the old house and i don't want to shoot your heads. move near the countreysides and you will be friends of Twilihgt Sparkle!" The zombie goasts said "No! We will kill you!" and walked fast to Twilight Sparkles motersycle. Twilight Sparkle waited until they were in front of her motorcycle and backflipped off his bars and shot heads below and landed and walked fast to where the next boss was. "YOU WILL BE ONE OF US! :<" yelled the dead zombie goasts. Twilight Sparkle laughed and shot a rockit at them. Twilight Sparkle saw the next boss far down the road and walked slow this time. She walked really slow like Tank and sat down on a rock and watched the next boss near the dead last boss and where the place that Shining Armor was. The next boss was laughing at Twilight Sparkle so Twilight Sparkle said "YOU WILL NOT LAUGH AT ME!" and shot a rocket at his cause that was his weekness. The next boss died and Twilight Sparkle was happy. She walked over to the dead bosses and put them under the ground and planted pants on them so instead of messy dirt and dark there was pretty things there now to be happy. Twilight Sparkle walked to were Shining Armor was lying dead and crushed from the next boss's hooves and looked down. A tear droped out of Twilight Sparkles eye and landed on Shining Armor. "you are dead bro and i killed the evil boss" Twilight Sparkle told Shining Armor. Then Twilight Sparkle saw something bad. A headcrab was on Shining Armer! Shining Armor standed up and said "Twilight Sparkle you got here slow and now i am zombie goast. You will pay!" TO BE CONTINUED? Pinkie Pie stopped reading to Rainbow Dash, who was, unfortunately, asleep from the start. Pinkie Pie suspected she was lost in a train of thought from how amazingly splenderiffic her sequel to her own story was. Rainbow Dash eventually woke up, looking very tired. "Well, did you like it, Dash? Did ya did ya did ya?!" She asked over and over. Rainbow Dash yawned and replied, "Yeah, sure, it was great. Now can you please let me go to sleep? I was practicing for far too long last night." Rainbow Dash said, rested her chin on the table of Sugarcube Corner. "No problem, Dashie!" Pinkie Pie then bounced happily into the kitchen, where she celebrated in her mind about how amazing her story was, and this proved it. She even wanted to write a sequel-sequel. She nodded happily at her thought and got to writing. > The Grate War > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- --THREE WEAKS AFTER SHINING ARMORS DEATH-- Twitlit Sparkle was reeding a book when she got a letter from the Princess. She red it and it said "TWILIT SPARKLE YOU MUST COME TO CAPITOL NOW" So she went. but before she got too the capitol she got hit by evil tree. "U WILL NEVER CROSS RIVER" the tree laughed at Twilight Sparke. But she got up from the gound and picked up axx. She choped down the tree and it fell to other end of river. She crosed it and had to leave her moatersycle behind because it was dented and the gas wood not work. Twilight sparkle could see Capitol over hilside and sed, "THERE IT IS!" and walked really faster to hit entrance to the capitol to see what Princess Celestea wanted. she keeped walking real fast until she got to entrence of Castle. She open doors and went up stares to talk to princes Celestia and discuss improtant matters. Twilight Sparkle open dooors to Princess celestiaas room and she walked over to her. "What is the prolbem?" Twilight Sparklee asked. "We are at wor." Princess Celestia said. "Wear?" Twilight Sparkle askled. "WORE!" Princess Celesttia said again. "With who" Twiligt Sparkle asked. "The Chainglings" Princess Celestia ansered and at that very moment a lot of changelings broke throug door into Prncess Celestias room! "We are looking foor Twilight Sparke" The changlings said to them. "I AM TWILIGHT SPARKLE" Twilight Sparkle saids and then attack them with gun. The changelegs lauhed and said "we are buletproof!" Twilight Sparkel and rincess Celestia got scared, but Twilight had plan incase this happened to them while they wer talking to each other. Twilight Sparkle grabed Princess celesti and said "JUMP" and pulled her out the window were they falled. But Twilight Sparkle planed for this aswell and floated them to saftey. "The changelings have invaded capital!" Princss Celestia said to Twilight Sparkle. Twilight Sparkle turned to her sand said "i no what i must DO" and then she flew into the sky as the sun went down below the horizen. After Twwilight Sparkle was high enoug, she looked down and said, "YOU WILL NOT INVADE THIS KINDOM ANYMOORE!" and then she shot a big lazer at the grownd and it kiled all of the changeglings so that the peple of the capitol were happy. Twilight Sparkle went down to the ground and looked at Princess Clestia. "we have wonthe battle" she said "BUT WE HAVE NOT THE WAR WON JEST YET" TO BE CONTINUED ? The three fillies stared at the pink party mare in absolute horror as the last of her story was read to them. The three fillies glanced at each other, then back at Pinkie. "Sooooo? What'cha think? Was it good or was it good?" Pinkie's smile seemed to stretch to impossible levels as the Cutie Mark Crusaders huddled together to discuss it in silence. Finally they turned back to the party pony and smiled. "Yeah, it was awesome!" Scootaloo lied, keeping her smile as innocent as possible. "Absolutely, ten out of ten!" Sweetie Belle followed suit. "Why, ah reckon that's the best story ah ever heard!" Applebloom finished with a beam. They quickly shoved Pinkie out the door while assaulting her with excuses as to why she should leave, then slammed the treehouse door behind her. Letting curiosity get the better of her, Pinkie Pie pressed her ear against the door of the clubhouse. "Okay, all in favor of keeping Pinkie away from us until this storm blows off, say 'Aye.'" "Aye." "Aye." Oh no, Pinkie thought to herself. They didn't like it! Looks like I'll just have to make it even BETTER! Pinkie beamed at her idea and ran off to practice her writing.