> Under Where? > by Boop-Happy Lass > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > "You said 'underwear'!" > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Pinkie? Do you have any idea where my copy of Science, A Way To Do Magic is?" "Hmm, you know Twilight, I'm sure it was under..." "Under where?" "Pfft, heheheh." "Pinkie... where did you put it?" "Heh, y-you... you said, 'underwear'!" "Yes I did say under where, now will you tell me?!" "... Why aren't you laughing?" "What do you mean laugh?" "..." "..." "Yes! I win!" "Huh?" "A staring contest!" "A staring contest? Never mind. Pinkie, where did you put the book?" "I told you, it was under... something." "Under where?" "Hehehehe." "Pinkie..." "How can you not know the joke?!" "I don't think there was a joke." "You said the word, 'underwear'." "First off, 'Under where' isn't a word. Second, where did you put the book?!" "Oh dear Celestia, how can you not get the joke?! Is it not funny enough?" "Huh? Who dares to say my name?!" "Oh dear Celestia, how can you not get the joke?! Is it not funny enough?" "Like I s—" "Oh, it was just Pinkie and my student... anyways, I'm getting hungry. Let's see if I still have those crunchy—" *Crunch* "Huh?" *Crunch* "Where—" *Crunch* "Alright, that's it! Who is– Luna?!" "Offt gweetings!!" "Luna what are– ARE YOU EATING THOSE CRUNCHY COOKIES I BOUGHT?!?!" "Umm, yes?" "... C-COME BACK HERE!!!" "I'm sorry, Tia!" "Like I said, I don't think there was a joke, if there was, why won't you tell me?" "I did tell you what the joke was, two times!" "What was it then?" "You said, 'underwear'!" "Under where?" "No, no, underwear." "That's what I said, Pinkie..." "No you didn't! You said, under where, not underwear." "... My head hurts." "GASP, Oh no! Should I get you to the hospital and take you to the doctor? Should I get Spike here? Do you have brain damage? Did you accidentally hit your head hard yesterday and the day before that? SHOULD I CALL— mff mf mfft?" "Pinkie, stop... you're making the pain grow." "GASP, am I the one causing this?!?!" *Slap* "Why'd you slap your head, Twily? I think you're also making the pain grow!" "P-Pinkie, just... just... stop." "Okie Dokie Lokie!" "..." "..." "Will you tell me where the book is now?" "... Sigh, fine." "Thank you." "It's under your bed." "... Oh." "..." "Don't you have other things to do?" "Oh, right! I'm sure the others would get the joke! See ya Twilight!" *Clip* *Clop* *Clip* *Clop* *SLAM!* "Ugh, couldn't she have just close the door normally?" "Darn fiddlesticks, where's mah hat?!" *Pop* "Pinkie, how'd you get here?" "I HEARD SOMEPONY SAY 'FIDDLESTICKS'! And it came over here! Now, do you know where they went? If they're hiding, DID YOU AT LEAST KNOW WHERE ONE OF THEM HID?!" "Uh, it was just a false alarm, sugarcube. Ah was just—" "Ugh, and I wanted to see them face-to-face..." "Ah was just—" "But I'm sure I'll get more lucky next time!" "As Ah was saying... Ah was just tryin' to find mah hat." "Oh, maybe I can guess where it is!" "Ah don't know, sugarcube. Ya might be wrong, an' maybe you'll be lucky to be right." "Only one way to find out!" "Alright, alright." "Okay... maybe it's under..." "..." "..." "Under where?" "Hahaha! That still gets me every time!" "Say what now?" "You said 'underwear'!" "... Well, of course Ah did!" "Wow finally!" "Finally what?" "Don't play dumb, Applejack. You know what I mean!" "Ya mean the fact that Ah said, 'Under where'?" "... Aww, you too?!" "Huh?" *Slap* "..." "You're the second pony who doesn't get it!" "Get what?" "Your hat is under your bed! Now, if you'll excuse me IthinkRaritywillgetthejokesogoodbye!" "... Under mah bed, huh? Well, guess Ah'll have to check there first." "Alright, let's see if I still have my special fabrics... hmm." "Oh hi, Rarity! What'cha do—" "Oh no... THEY AREN'T HERE!!" "Uhh, Rar—" "Of all the worse things that could happen, this is. THE. WORSE. POSSIBLE. THING! Ahhh..." *Thud* "Uhh, Rarity? This is, Pinkie Pie? Augh! I knew this would happen! Though, I still have to ask... where did Rarity's drama couch go? Well, looks like I'll have to put a note saying where her fabric is..." "Oh, my... I wonder where the book of bunnies is. I really need to return it tomorrow..." *FWOOSH!* "Oh, hi Pinkie Pie." "Hi! Were you looking for something?" "Oh, um... yes, but I don't want you to waste your time..." "It's no big deal. Really! Maybe I can guess!" "Oh, yes, go on." "It may be under your..." "Under my what?" "Under..." "Under what, Pinkie?" "..." "P-Pinkie? I, I would like to know your guess. That is, if you don't mind of course." "Under your..." "G-Go on..." *Slap* "A-Are you okay?" "Ugh, I give up!" "You mean you can't guess? Oh, I'm sorry." "No need." "I'll just let you go now..." "It's under your bed, goodbye!" *FWOOSH* *SLAM* "Oh, um... thanks." "Augh, where did my Daring Do book go?" "Hello, Dashie!" "Pinkie? How..." "Oh, I got Twilight to cast the cloud walking spell on me!" "But, how did you get up here?" "Duh! I used the hot air balloon!" "Right..." "Wow, I'm beginning to get thirsty... have some water?" "Hmm? Oh, yeah, sure... here ya go." "Thanks! Speaking of water, though. Water you doing?" "Oh, I was just trying to find my Daring Do book. It just, disappeared suddenly." "I see, you mind if I help?" "Sure." "Alright!" "..." "..." "..." "..." "Found anything yet?" "Aha! I found it!" "Really, where?" "Under..." "Under where?" "Heh. You said, 'underwear'!" "Oh... haha!" "Did... did you get the joke?" "What'd ya mean? Though, I found out that it's under my bed. I was clearly, not expecting that." "... Ugh!" "Pinkie? You all right?" "Yes! I'm really happy that you found your book!" "Heh, thanks." "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go back to Sugarcube Corner." "Just like—" *Pop* "Huh? Where'd she go? What happened to her just now?" *SLAM* *Clip* *Clop* "Oh hi there dearie! How was your day?" *Clip* *Clop* *Clip* *Clop* "You going to your bedroom, Pinkie Pie? Mr. Cake and I would like a helping hoof in the kitchen." *Clip* *Clop* *Clip* *Clop* "Pinkie—" *Creak* *SLAM* "Sigh, I don't think I can go out there for the rest of the day... I think I'll just stay here and think about why that was a bad idea."