> What the Wha > by Artistic Fox Pony > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Good Morning... Tree? > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Book will now be done in present Tense. If you notice any mistakes or grammar errors please tell me in the comments or a private massage. The next morning I woke up to the bitter sweet sound of the birds singing their morning Melody. As my eye's start to open and dilate to the sun I say, "Good Morning..." As my eye's finished dilating to the light I realize that I'm staring at the trunk of a dark wooded swamp tree instead of the light blue wall with a window in the middle of it that I'm use to. Not only am I staring at a tree, but my bed is no where in sight. There's not just one tree but an entire forest of them. A chill runs over me and I suddenly relize I'm lying on the cold moist ground in nothing but a fluffy wunssie. "Real funny guys, Real funny." I said to myself hoping that whoever's behind this prank would come out from where their hiding and say something cheesy like, "you should see the look on your face, it's to die for." But no one came out to laugh at me. They were either still hiding, or they left me here in the middle of no where. I gather that the first option would be best due to the lack of camping equipment. I tried to stand up to fimiliarize my self with my suroundings. I sudenly lose my balance and start to fall forward as if i'm going to land on my face. I put out my hands to break the fall, and close my eye's with the thought of, "this is going to hurt." My hands hit the ground with a thud, but I never hit the ground with my face. Instead I was on all four of my limbs. There were two things i noticed imidiatly. First off was how it was comforatble in this position, almost natural. Second and probubly what was most startling was the fact that my arms looked like the legs and were a light orange, and my hands were now dark black hoofs. I began to panic, and in a hope that I could run from my new form I started to back up. Not use to using all four limbs for moving I imidiatly stop. I looked down at my lower body and saw that it was a pony's body. I had orange fur on my back, and a cloudy white fur on my stomach. I had a bushy white tipped orange tail. My legs had orange fur, and black hoofs. I saw a puddle of murky water behind me. I quickly tried to stand up on all fours instead of just my two hind legs. It was much easier this time. I started a slow and unsteady walk towards the puddle. I arrived next to the puddle, and looked into the water to see the reflection of my face. As I looked I noticed that I had emerald green eyes, a hot pink colored mane. My face had white fur around my eyes, and around my mouth. As I looked closely at the reflection I realized that I had a single pointed horn in the middle of my fore head. For an actual picture of the OC just look at the cover image. "I'm a unicorn. I'm a... No, just no." I said aloud, "this is just a bad dream. Yeah that's it. I just need to wake up." I concluded. I stood there above the puddle thinking of the best possible way of waking myself. I could pinch my self. I moved my hoof up to pinch my cheek, but stopped suddenly when I relized I had no fingers to use. I didn't have the skill in my new form to run at a tree and hit it with my head. And I'm not in the mood to look for a bigger puddle to try and drown myself in. My only option was to hit myself in the crotch. I said to myself, "I know it would hurt, but this is a dream. I'll wake up and the pain will be gone." "Okay, just a simple wake in the crotch will wake me right up right?" I thought to myself. I was ready to kick myself in the crotch. Here goes nothing. I swung my leg towards my crotch not daring to even breath. THUMP. "Ow." I had just hit myself in the crotch, but It only felt like a good hard kick to the gut. It hurt but It should have hurt more. It should have woken me up, but something else was wrong. I looked down in between my legs to see why I didn't feel anything. I was petrified at what I saw. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" I scram at the top of my lungs. "I'm a girl, I'm a girl. This is so not right!!!" I thought to myself. Suddenly I heard a voice in the distance say, "did you hear that." The voice sounded mature and feminine. Another voice replied, "Yes, It sounds as if somepony is in trouble." This voice sounded like a young school girl. The older voice said, "Lets go cheek it out Spike." "Oh great." I thought, "I'm a unicorn in a weird forest, someone is about to discover me, and I'm a freaking girl." Whoever was coming my way sounded as if they were horse back riding. The sound of the hoofs hitting the ground sounded as if they were getting close. Suddenly the bushes to my right started to glow a faint sparkly purple, but what scared me the most is that the bush was parted straight through the middle. Only a second had passed when a purple pony jumped through the gap in the bush. The pony looked around as if to see what the trouble was. The purple pony saw me and just froze in her tracks. As I looked at the pony more closely I saw that it had a dark purple main, a light purple fur all over its body, and the pony had wings and a horn. I thought I recognized this pony from some where, but I couldn't remember just where I remembered it from. Suddenly the bushes started to shake some more as if someone or something was trying to run through them. Suddenly a green and purple blur popped out of the bushes and ran into the purple pony. The purple pony turned to the new creature that ran into it and said, "Oh, sorry spike." I heard this name, and looked intently at the new figure. It was a green and purple lizard thing. But the name gave another hint and I suddenly remembered where I saw these creatures. The lizard got up off the ground and said, "It's fine Twilight but why did you stop." Twilight motioned to me and said, "Just was suprized was all." "Holy f#@% I'm in Equestria!!!" > Why Me > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Nonononononono," I said faster than the speed of light. "This can't be happening. This is impossible." "What's impossible, me having a a baby dragon." Twilight exclaimed. Ignoring her I said to myself, "This is just a dream, no, this is a Nightmare." "Will you stop your yammering, and tell me what's going on." Said Twilight. Still ignoring her I said, "No not a nightmare, more like a horror movie." "Fine." Twilight yelled bending her head down aiming her horn at me she said, "You don't want to tell me. That's fine with me." Twilight horn started to glow. She casts a spell aiming right at me. The spell was racing towards me faster than a bullet. The spell made contact with the left side of my chest. There was a flash of light, and the sound of chains being Thrown through the air. Then suddenly I was gagged, all four hoofs couldn't move, and i was blindfolded. "Mmmmfff." I tried say through the piece of clothe in my mouth. "Well just calm down will you. I have already had a good slap of nonsense this week, and I don't need you giving me the heymaker of the month." "Mmmhmm" I humed throue the cloth. "K, now I'm going to take the cloth out. Just, please don't scream." I slowly noded my head. "K," She lit up her horn and the gag slowly losend to the point it was out of my mouth. "See isn't this bet~" Twilght started to say. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~MMMMMMM" I starteed to scream before she put the gag back in my mouth. "Mother of Celeactia, can you not quit screaming" "Hey twilight why don't you just read her mind with that spell you just learned." "Good Idea Sipke. That would be a great way to test it too" Twilght tuned to me with her horn glowing. "This may sting a little." There was a sudden flash of purple that leaked through the blindfold. And slowly that purple light fadded as I felt myself slowly start to drift off to sleep.