> Pinkie Pie's Penis Problem
>  by Hardcover
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> A Sticky Situation
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	Knock Knock Knock

"OH FLUTTERSHY!"

Fluttershy practically jumped out of her sundress while dusting her bookshelves. She had been friends with Pinkie Pie for years now, but the hyperactive ball of pink always managed to startle her. When she picked herself up off the floor, she stepped towards the door and opened it just a crack, as was her habit.

"Um, is everything alright, Pinkie?"

Pinkie wore a bright grin on her face, bouncing slightly on her heels. She was a voluptuous mare, and everything seemed to jiggle with her constant motion. Yet despite her cheer, she answered, "No. Can I come inside?"

Fluttershy was off put. Whenever something was wrong with Pinkie Pie, she was usually in hysterics. But that only made her more concerned and curious. "Oh, certainly." Pinkie Pie bounced inside, and Fluttershy asked after her, "What's the matter?"

"Can I tell you something super duper personal?"

Fluttershy smiled warmly at her friend. "Of course, Pinkie. You can tell me anything, you know that."

Pinkie Pie began to speak very quickly. "Weeeelll, it's just that I've got this problem. You see, I was walking through the Everfree Forest to go fishing for Gummy like I do every Thursday morning, and Mr. and Mrs. Cake didn't make muffins that morning, so I went without breakfast and I was kind of hungry. When I got close to the river, I saw these little blue berries. They were like little marbles. Or maybe they were more like golf balls? Or maybe somewhere in between like grapes. Or cherries? Which ones are bigger Fluttershy?"

The pegasus dodged her question. "What happened when you ate the berries?"

"Oh! I grew a penis."

Fluttershy didn't react. She just sat there for a long moment. "You grew a what."

"You know, a penis. A dick. A cock. A schlong. A wiener. Sausage. Love tube. Happy stick. Meat sword."

"Alright!" Now Fluttershy could feel the heat rush to her face, an intense blush. Sex was not a subject Fluttershy talked about often. "Um... so why are you telling me?"

"Well, you know all kinds of stuff about nature and plants, so I thought maybe you could help me."

"I'll... do my best." Fluttershy didn't know what she was going to do. This kind of thing seemed way out of her area of expertise. But she didn't want to tell Pinkie Pie she couldn't help her at all. She couldn't imagine how awful things must be for her right now.

"You wanna see it?"

Fluttershy thought she might die. She had never seen a penis in her entire life. She even avoided looking between her pets' legs. Sure, she had played with some of Angel's carrots a couple times, but it really wasn't the same. And yet she was filled with a burning curiosity she couldn't admit to. And she had to help Pinkie Pie somehow.

"I... probably should, shouldn't I? Maybe I can determine more about how it got there if I... take a look."

"Okie dokey lokey!"

And just like that, she dropped her pants. Her cock flopped out lewdly, followed by a bouncing pair of round, pink balls. Fluttershy stared in awe and horror. "Oh... my."

"I know, right? Isn't it just the weirdest thing?"

Perhaps against her better judgment, Fluttershy drew closer. Reaching out gingerly, she touched it with a fingers before drawing back, watching it wobble a little. With a bit more courage, she stroked it a little with her palm, surprised by the warmth. Finally, she took it in her hands, manipulating it, moving it this way and that, examining every side of it in awestruck wonder. "My... it's larger than I expected..."

"I know, this thing's a whopper, huh?"

"It's... something alright," Fluttershy answered. She couldn't voice the myriad of thoughts she had about it, but her whole body was burning with curiosity now. She could only imagine what this would feel like inside of her.

"Hey, I think the little guy likes you!" 

"Eep!" Fluttershy snatched her hands back as Pinkie's cock began to throb in her grasp, stiffening quickly until it was pointing at her, clearly hard. "It... likes me?"

"Yeah. It's been doing that ever since I got it. Feels kinda funny too. I just don't know what to do with it."

Fluttershy shot a concerned glance at her friend. "Pinkie Pie... it's aroused. Which means you should probably um... take care of it?"

Pinkie Pie gasped. "Ohhh! You're right! I just need to jack off!" She sat down on the couch and spread her legs, but in a strange sort of politeness asked, "Do you mind?"

Part of Fluttershy wanted to stay and watch, but she didn't know if her fortitude could take it. "I'll get you some tea," she said.

She could hear the sound of Pinkie Pie's palms working her cock all the way from her kitchen. Tea didn't take a long time to make, so when she returned in a few minutes, she did so gingerly, but with her eyes burning to get a look. Pinkie Pie was buck naked, biting her lip, stroking her huge shaft with both hands, her breasts and balls bouncing comically. Some pre was leaking out the flare, and her midring was throbbing, but it didn't look like she was having much success.

"Everything... okay?" Fluttershy said as she set the tea town on the table.

Pinkie Pie released her cock and let out a tired sigh. "Phew! You know, for something Mr. Cake does twice a day, choking the chicken is a lot harder than it looks!"

Fluttershy blushed at the TMI, but she was still concerned for her friend. "What does it... feel like? Are you okay?"

"It's just... hard, you know? It's pretty uncomfortable. And really persistent! It's like if a friend were to poke you every few seconds and say 'hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!'"

"I see," Fluttershy said. She gulped. Her mouth felt dry and her hands shook as she folded them into her lap, but she saw an opportunity she might never get again. "Is there anyway... I could help?"

"Isn't that what I asked you? How should I know?"

"Well, I mean, those are... stallion parts. And I'm, well... a mare."

"Oh." For once in her life, Pinkie Pie was dumb struck. She looked at her dick, and then back at Fluttershy, with just the smallest hint of a timid smile on her face. "You mean it?"

"...Maybe it could be... fun?"

Pinkie Pie lit up. "Well, of course it'll be fun! It's sex! And I think Mr. Wiener likes the idea!"

"Alright then," Fluttershy said, slightly relieved. "In that case, um, don't look."

Pinkie Pie covered her eyes with her hands while Fluttershy slipped of her dress and underwear. She wasn't nearly as curvy or cute as Pinkie Pie was, her breasts just a handful, but she had the trademark sleek, slim beauty of a pegasus. "Okay... I'm ready."

When she uncovered her face and took her first look at Fluttershy's naked body, she lit up with a big grin. "Wow, Fluttershy! You're a hot little thing, aren't you?"

"You think?" Fluttershy was almost whispering, holding an elbow, desperately wanting to cover her chest.

"Yeah! If I were a stallion I'd wanna hump your brains out!"

Fluttershy giggled to herself, her cheeks red, but the compliment warming her up. "Well, you are at least partly a stallion. So... I don't see any reason why you shouldn't."

"Okie dokey lokie!"

Pinkie Pie sprang from the couch and tackled Fluttershy in a big, warm bear hug. She yelped as they toppled together, but caught herself, her face wedged in between Pinkie's great boobs. "Pinkie, I'm a little- oh!"

Before Fluttershy even knew what was happening, she felt herself spread open by Pinkie's thick dick. She didn't realize how wet she was, but the inches slid into her with ease, and the pegasus shuddered at the sensation of being filled by this great, throbbing rod. Pinkie, likewise, moaned at the hot, tight grip Fluttershy's marehood had on her tool. "Oh, wow, Fluttershy. You were right. This is just what I needed."

Fluttershy was about to speak, but all that came out was, "Gah! Ahhh!" as Pinkie took to rapid, hard thrusts. Their hips smacked together, Fluttershy's insides singing as she was rocked by Pinkie's big cock, even the feeling of her balls slapping into her little butt cheeks made the experience so raw, so complete. She should have let a stallion do this to her ages ago.

Pinkie's tongue lolled out, her expression goofy as she bounced and thrust on top of Fluttershy, but after a few moments she pulled herself back together. "Sorry Flutters, it's like the thing really does have a mind of his own!"

But Fluttershy was feeling just as high on pleasure as Pinkie, a broad smile on her face, her eyes rolling upward. "It's alright Pinkie. I think he has good ideas."

Pinkie Pie just giggled, moaning as she started thrusting harder. Fluttershy too was taken by a loud gasp, her legs jerking as Pinkie Pie stuffed her pussy full of her fat cock. Pinkie could feel the heat building in her shaft, but she wasn't quite at the edge yet, the pleasure instead making her feel like she was on the best sugar high of her life. Her hands roamed around Fluttershy's body, groping and squeezing at the behest of her eager nuts, until she finally looked down at her pleasure-addled friend beneath her, a little squished by her bosom. "Hey, Fluttershy, look! Our titties are kissing!"

Fluttershy took her breasts in her hands, looking at how her hardened nipples danced and twirled around Pinkie's as she was pounded. The rubbing felt extraordinary, just another source of heat to spread through her body, just as her clit was sending melting waves of pleasure through her belly. Fluttershy went for more, taking one of Pinkie's succulent tits in her hands and latching on, sucking hard, swirling her tongue around it.

"Ohh, yeah, Fluttershy. The big guy really likes that!" Pinkie Pie returned the favor, suckling on one of Fluttershy's perky nipples, each of them fondling the opposite breasts in their hands, tweaking nipples with fingers and lavishing them with tongues, moaning as Pinkie Pie maintained a strong thrusting rhythm in Fluttershy, only getting stronger as her climax neared.

With a pop, her head came up from Fluttershy's chest. "Yep! I think I'm gonna cum!"

Fluttershy wanted it. She wanted to feel that hot load of jizz fill her up to the brim. She encouraged, spreading her legs as wide as possible, sucking down on Pinkie's tits as hard as she could.

"Yep! I can feel that sweet spunk a-coming! Ya ready Fluttershy!"

"Oh, yes! Please Pinkie! Just do it!"

"Okie dokey lokey!" Pounding Fluttershy with all her might, sending the yellow pegasus to the moon and back as her climax took her just as roughly as Pinkie's cock did, the hyperactive pony felt all the energy build within her, Fluttershy's pussy milking her with its tight spasms until she just had to unload. "Firing the party cannon! Woo!"

Pinkie Pie made a mess. Her cum unloaded from her in sloppy spurts, spilling out of Fluttershy's snatch around her cock, creating a messy, sticky puddle on the floor that the mares rolled in as Pinkie Pie threw herself on top of Fluttershy, fucking her with abandon until there wasn't a drop left to spill. It took a while, and the two lied together in a sweaty, cum-soaked heap, but when Pinkie Pie finally pulled out, they were satisfied to see her cock flop, sated.

The two just panted for a long moment, smiling at one another.

"Feel better?" Fluttershy asked.

"You bet. The big guy's nice and happy now. That was fun." Fluttershy just nodded. But then Pinkie asked. "But how are we going to get rid of it?"

"Maybe we should ask Zecora," Fluttershy resigned.

"Oh yeah. Probably should have done that first, huh?"

Fluttershy nodded again. Neither of them moved.

"Maybe after just one more round?" she asked her silly friend.

Pinkie's cock gave a throb. "I think he likes the sound of that!"