Dissy's Double Fun

by RummyKun

First published

Discord is bored in the meadow, and the only way to have fun is to play dirty.

Discord is bored until he decides to masturbate. Some fun ensues when he makes a clone of himself.

CONTAINS: Male masturbation, Hemipenes, Cum inflation, Portals, Clone sex, Selfcest, Dual-blade horsecock.

THIS WAS REQUESTED BY: Wolf Smith

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It was yet another sunny yet uneventful day. There was not a single problem to be solved, or even one to cause. There was peace and quietness all across the meadow. The birds were chirping, the wind was blowing, and the clouds were dancing. Wait, they were dancing? That could only mean one thing; it means a certain draconequus was up to something. Something chaotic to be exact, because in the distance a creature of that said species was lying around in mid-air.

“Ugh, it is SO boring out today. I wish there was something to do.” He started to talk to a mirror that floated in front of him.

The mirror replied. “Do I look like a genie to you?”

“No, you look like a handsome draconequus that I know.”

“And who would that be?”

“Me!” he laughed to himself.

“You are quite the charmer, Discord.” The mirror clapped.

“I know.” He smirked before snapping his claw.

The mirror disappeared and he sighed in boredom once again. He had no clue on what to do to pass the time. Or at least he didn’t at first. A lightbulb appeared over his head as he thought of an idea. He reached up to grab it before eating it. There was one thing that he hadn’t done in such a long time that it just slipped his mind.

He landed near a tree, sitting under it. To him this was the perfect spot to do it. He needed this release badly. He licked his lips with his long snake-like tongue. His tongue then slithered down his body until it reached his hard purple package. Discord had the cock of a pony, but not just one. Since there was some dragon in him, he had a set of two. His dual erections stood on end as his tongue licked around the shafts. It swirled in a figure eight around the rods, he was teasing himself. It drove him crazy as his tongue crawled up the left shaft and entered into his cockhead. He pushed it down in, licking around at the insides. He continued this for only a few moments longer before pulling his tongue back out and into his mouth.

He had an idea. His master plan to please himself was coming into action. He snapped his claw as a spark shot from it. The spark created a small portal in front of his junk. Another one appeared by his rump. His excitement drove him insane and he couldn’t take it any longer. He thrusted his rods into the portal and they prodded against his own ass. He let out a grunt as he continued to thrust into the gateway of a portal. His tips entered his tight pucker simultaneously. Discord roared in pleasure as he shoved himself into his own ass. He didn’t want to sound vain, but he bet there was no better screw than himself. His cocks pushed through, forcing the inner walls of his anus open up more and more. The draconequus continued to go deeper until both lengths went entirely into the portal. He pulled out slowly, until only the tips remained inside. Then, he thrusted powerfully back in as quickly as he could. It made him shiver in delight. His rapidly thrusting cocks penetrating him so much that he swore he’d have to stay like this forever.

This was still not enough to satisfy him though. He snapped his claws once again as a second Discord appeared. He smirked as he pulled out of himself. The portals disappeared.

“Well Discord, I think you know what we’re about to do.” He said to his clone.

“Of course I do, I’m you.” The clone replied.

“Good.”

“Now let’s do this.” The clone pounced onto him, making out. Their tongues danced together, sloshing around in each other’s’ mouths.
The real Discord pulled back out of the kiss and turned around. Him and his clone were now opposite of each other.

“Are you ready, Discord?” The clone asked as his cocks twitched in the real Discord’s face.

“Of course I am.” He replied as he began to suckle on the clone’s cocks.

“Oh my, someone is more ready than I thought!”

The clone followed in pursuit, slathering the real Discord’s rods with his saliva. They began sucking more and more of each other, their only goals being to milk the other dry. The clone was moaning louder than the real one, but the real one felt his shafts go deeper into the clone’s mouth. This continued on as they deep throated each other. It got even faster until their heads flared. Hot seed shot down their throats rapidly, with no signs of stopping yet. Both of their bellies expanded a bit. They wouldn’t let go of each other’s rods because they wanted to make sure they swallowed every last bit of the sticky cream they were producing. Soon, the webby globs of cum stopped being shot and instead were just little drips. The clone got off of Discord and turned to face him. He kissed him on the lips before speaking again.

“Call me again, sexy.” He said.

“Oh you bet I will.” Discord replied with a wink.

“Just don’t keep me waiting.”

“Please, do you think I would EVER keep myself unsatisfied?”

“You got a point, me.”

“Exactly, that’s the whole reason why I got you here in the first place.”

The clone disappeared into thin air, not a single speck of him remaining. Discord yawned knowing now that he kept himself busy enough to make it into the night. He smiled one last time before floating back to his tree. He yawned as he sat in his bed that was on the ceiling before falling asleep. That night he had a great dream about doing more sexual things to himself. He smiled in his sleep as he dreamed and dreamed.

---------------BONUS:

Fluttershy just sat in her cottage with her eyes wide open and her life scarred. Next time, she won’t go out into the meadows without making sure Discord isn’t there first. She even needed to get therapy.