> Pinkie Pie's Great Crossover > by Alemandom04 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > The Words > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was a beautiful day outside. Everybody playing outside, children laughing and giggling. Everyone enjoyed the outdoors except for one man. Through a window on a house you could see him on his computer all day. Usually, he's typing stories. Other times he's playing computer games. Meet Joshua, the story writer. He didn't just write any old story's, he wrote My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic story's. He was a Brony, he adored Mlp. He also believes best pony is Pinkie Pie. That's where our story takes place. "No. Ugh. No,no,no,noo!" Joshua yelled as he deleted unwanted words. He was desperately trying to write a fanfiction about Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash. He couldn't think of any words to use nor think of a plot to the chapter. The plot for the story was simple. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie were on an adventure to save Equestria. This adventure would involve action, drama. And romance. This was the perfect story. (In his head). "Why can't I think of words." He thought to himself. He thought he might take a break. No! He couldn't, he had already thought of stuff to type. But, he had no choice, he was hungry. His fingers were aching. He needed to rest his eyes anyways. He got up out of his leather torn desk chair. He walked into his dark shaded hallway. He walked into the small kitchen, and grabbed carrots from the fridge. He walked back to his bedroom repeating the words in his head "That was a close call Dashie." So he wouldn't forget what to type. When he'd walked back to his bedroom he jumped straight on his bed ignoring the fact that he wanted to type "That was a close call Dashie." He lay there staring at the Pinkie Pie figure standing on his night-drawer staring right back at him. Soon enough, he fell asleep. He was woken up by the sound of his computer. He got a new email. He tiredly got up and walked up to his computer. "Congratulations! Your a Winner! You've won a new iPhone. Click here to claim your prize." It had said. He closed it. But when he closed it, behind it was the story there was typing. He noticed "Hello." He didn't recall typing it. So he deleted it. But then words started typing. His eyes widened. "How is it typing by itself?" He thought to himself. When the words were done typing they said, "Hi'ya. I'm Pinkie Pie." When he saw those words he fainted. He woke up from the sound of his computer. It was a Skype call."Oh good. Someone to talk to." He thought. He got up slowly. He was expecting one of his friends but, it was, "Unknown". He didn't mind it and answered. The camera loaded up. What he saw was impossible."It can't be." "Of course it can silly billy. I'm talking to you right now, aren't I?" Asked Pinkie Pie. She stared with a big smile on her face. "Also meet my friend Rainbow Dash. She's so awesome and is the best flier in Ponyville. Wait no, Equestria!" "Okay Pinkie Pie, I'm not that high of a rank yet, calm down." Said Rainbow Dash. "How are you two here?" Asked Joshua. "I don't know. Twilight was doing a spell when 'boom'. We poofed here. By the way, more than just me and Dashie poofed here." Joshua face palmed. "What!" Yelled Joshua. He almost fainted again but fought against it. He fell to the floor but got up. "This has to be a dream or a hallucination. You guys aren't real." "If I wasn't real, would I be able to do this." Pinkie Pie stepped out of the screen and pulled Rainbow Dash with her. He couldn't fight the faint, so he gave up. > Meeting The Elements > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Joshua had woken once again. "Thank goodness it was just a..." He then saw himself face to face with Pinkie. "Hi." Said Pinkie. "How are... you... here." He looked to the left and to the right. On the left was Rainbow Dash and Applejack both with a worried look on their faces. On the right was Twilight Sparkle and Rarity and Spike next to Twilight. Twilight looked confused and worried. "Okay. All 5 of you. Hey, wait. Aren't there supposed to be six of you elements?" "Well. Yes. Fluttershy's behind Pinkie." said Twilight. All five of them slid to the side to reveal her looking shier than ever. She tried to hide somewhere in the small room but couldn't. "I'm Fluttershy." Joshua, already knowing her name, said."What was that? Didn't quite catch that." "She's Fluttershy. The Element of Kindness. To your left, the Rainbow maned pony, Rainbow Dash, the Element of Loyalty. Next to her, Applejack, the Element of Honesty. Next to you is Pinkie Pie, the Element of Laughter. Next to me is Rarity, the Element of Generosity. Finally, me. I'm Twilight Sparkle, the Element of Magic. Together, we are the Elements of Harmony." She forgot spike, how rude is that. "Um. Hello." said Spike. He looked disappointed. "Oh yeah. Sorry Spike. Next to me is Spike, he's the Element of... uh... he's my assistant." Joshua had yet to find out how they got here. "How did you get here anyways?" All of the ponies looked at each other. After a few seconds they all looked at Rainbow Dash. "What?" She looked confused as to why they were looking at her. "You did a really fast Sonic Rainboom that got us here in the first place." Said Twilight. Joshua looked surprised. He new a lot about Sonic Rainbooms but, this one must've opened a portal for some reason. "Hold up. Maybe a portal opened up." "Impossible." said Twilight. "Exactly what I thought. But, maybe it's like paper and water. When you put paper on water it gets weaker, and is easier to rip. So, maybe she did her Sonic Rainboom on a weak spot in the time space continuum, and ripped a portal. Like the paper." Twilight looked amazed. "Wow. You're pretty smart. Even I couldn't have thought of that." "Yeah. Heh heh. Thanks. We could make a device to track the weak spots." "Yeah that's a great idea. But, where are we going to find the materials to build one?" "Leave that to me. Follow me." Said Joshua. Everyone had a hard time processing that last part, except for Twilight. They all walked down the stairs and through the front door. "What type of carriage is that?" Asked Rarity. "1. It's not a carriage, it's called a car. 2. It's a pickup truck." Obviously Twilight knows what a car is. So that's why she told everyone. "My Little Pony, My Little Pony." Sang Joshua's phone. Everyone took their eyes off of the Sky Blue Pickup Truck and stared at Joshua as the hot sun beat on their bodies. "Ooh, what's that?" Asked Rainbow Dash. Joshua loved teaching curious minds. "It's a phone. You're able to talk over long distances using cellular signals reflected..." "I'm sorry. I don't speak egghead. I speak English." Said Rainbow Dash. Joshua sighed. "Rainbow! That was uncalled for." Scolded Twilight. He laughed a little. "It's alright. So, you can speak with others from far away." Said Joshua. He put his hand on his face and shook his head. "Thank You. That's much better. You really are an egghead, or would you prefer nerd, or geek?" "I would prefer non of those. Just get in the car. Who wants shotgun?" Asked Joshua. Everyone looked at each other. "Me, I guess?" Said Twilight. Twilight got in the back seat along with Rarity and Applejack. "No no. You don't get it. When you call shotgun, you get to sit in the front seat." "Oh." Twilight got out of the back seat and plopped herself into the front. Before Joshua drove away, he explained that everyone needs to put on a seat belt for safety. Once everyone was settled in their uncomfortable leather torn seats, he pulled out of the driveway. "Who wants to listen to some music?" Everyone nodded their heads slowly. He plugged in his phone and started up his playlist. Smile started playing as it filled Pinkie Pies ears with familiarity. "Hey wait. I sung this song!" She looked as joyful as ever. "So, what's your name?" Asked Twilight. "It's Joshua." "So, Joshua. Got any family?" Asked Twilight. "I had a wife and I have a daughter. I'm taking you guys to them now." "I like meeting new people! Why are you not with her right now? Are you separated?" He slammed on the brakes. Everyone screamed and looked scared. "Do. Not. Say that! We're not together anymore!" He sighed. "We, well. We filed a divorce." Everyone gasped. "That's terrible! What made ya'll come to those senses?" Asked AppleJack. "Well. One night, I got angry at my daughter for messing up my story. Then... my wife came in and, she dealt with the problem and came up with a solution. Then she dealt with me. We started fighting, I made her cry and... she yelled at me and said she wanted to file a divorce." "Well. That's sad." Said Fluttershy sadly. She looked down. "I know. Clara got the rights to my daughter, Emily," He said trying to hold back his tears. "But it's alright, ya'know... that's the way life goes sometimes." He stopped talking for a while and drove on. > The Arrival > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The headlights in the distance were barely the only things in the dark you could see. Joshua pulled into the driveway as the gravel made noises against his tires. The crickets were chirping. *HONK!* "Ahhh!" The seven of them all jumped at the sound. They then fell down in their seats. "What the hay was that for?" Asked Applejack as she rubbed her head. She didn't seem as angry as Joshua thought she would be. He didn't mind it though. "Why I oughta..." Yelled Rainbow Dash as she was being held back by Rarity and Applejack. She was struggling to fight back. Then she gave up. She fell back in her seat, and sighed. She dozed off. The other five elements became less tense and lay back in their seats. "I just thought of the funniest joke ever!" Pinkie said trying to hold back her laughter "Pinkie, hey. We're here. It's 6:30, in the morning. Can you be a little quieter." Said Joshua shushing them again afterwards."I'll bring them out here. Okay?" She nodded her head. And lay back. "Oh I miss angel bunny! He's probably worried sick. Oh. If only he were here." Said Fluttershy. She began to cry. "Well, maybe I still have some magic." She concentrated as hard as she could but nothing. She tried again. But still, nothing. At that point she gave up. Joshua got out and slammed the door. He didn't want to close it that hard. He walked up to the truck and patted it's door. He walked up to the front door. He took in a deep breath. He knocked on the door. No one answered. "Well nobody answered! I guess we can go home--" He heard the door creak open. "Daddy?" Said a voice. Joshua turned around to see his daughter standing there holding her My Little Pony Rainbow Dash Plush Doll. "Emily, honey. What are you doing up at 6:00 in the morning." She held her hands behind her back and spun her feet around. "Well, I had a bad dream and then I heard the door knock." She looked down. "Where's your mother? I need to speak with her." She was about to say something when Clara walked through the door. "What are you doing here Josh? You get her next week. At the end of the month." "Well, I just wanted to visit her. To see if she was okay." Clara raised an eyebrow. "At 6:00 in the morning? And if she wasn't okay, and something was wrong. I would call you. But everything is fine." She pointed to the truck. "Now leave. Before I call the courtroom to give me full custody. We can go to trial. And I will get Emily's full custody." Emily tugged on Clara's shorts. "Mommy! I want daddy to tuck me into bed before he leaves!" She ran up to Josh and jumped up and down. "Please daddy! Please! Can you please tuck me in?" He sighed. "Well that depends. Will, Mommy let me tuck you in? Hmm?" He crossed his arms and smirked. She breathed heavily through her nose. Then sighed. "Fine. You can tuck her in." Emily squealed and jumped up and down. "But, don't take too long. Okay?" "Okay mommy! He wont." Emily was pulling Josh into the house. "Also honey." Clara rolled her eyes. "I've got some guests, if you want to let them in." He smiled. "Sure thing," She snickered trying to hold back her laughter. "BABE!" She laughed so hard. "Oh. Really 'Honey'. I'm not his honey." She walked outside to his truck. "So, who are his friends anyways? They must be very special." When she opened the door, her face looked surprised. Nobody was in the car. "He must be joking. There's no one in here. He's really going crazy." She shook her head and walked back inside. But the seven of them were already inside. "Spike. Go downstairs and stall so Joshua can get as much time as he can." "Sure thing Twilight! I'll stall for as long as I can." He ran out the door and started down the stairs. Clara was at the bottom of the stairs. Spike waved his hands and started yelling. "Hey! Look at me! I'm a dragon! I can breathe fire!" Clara didn't even mind it. So much, it was like he wasn't even there. She walked right passed him and walked up the steps. He ran right past her and into the room. "She's coming! She's--" "Spike! Calm down. It's fine." Clara walked in the door. "By the way, you had no friends over. Did you tuck her in?" He stared at her. "Yeah I do. They're right here." He pointed around the room. "You're joking right? Just finish tucking her in. Okay?" He paused for a second. He nodded and faced his daughter. "Hey Emily. Are you ready to spend next week with me" He lay on the bed with his daughter. "Yeah! It's gonna be so fun." She put her arms around his neck. She swung back and forth. "Hey. Clara was acting weird. I'm sure she was joking." He got up. "I'll be back in a second." He walked into the hallway out of the bedroom. He walked over to Clara's room. He knocked on the door. "Come in." Joshua walked in. "Hey. Your, 'friends' are with Emily right? Are they imaginary ponies?" "You're being serious. Aren't you? You can't see them." Clara nodded. "I think you're going crazy. Absolutely crazy." She walked to her bed and lay down. "I just don't even know why you even watch that stupid show. It's for girls. Not to mention for smaller kids." "Well I enjoy it. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to tuck my daughter in." He walked out of the room and back into the hallway. He walked into the bedroom. "Daddy. Can you tuck me in now?" Joshua smiled lay in bed with her. "Sure thing honey." He pulled the blanket up to her head. He kissed her on the forehead. Just as he was about to walk out, Emily said, "Daddy?" "Yes honey." He looked back over at his daughter. "Can I tell you something?" She looked him in the eye. "Yes. Of course. Tell me anything." He lay back on the bed. She leaned in close to his ear. "I can see them." > Holes > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Luckily, Joshua had his wallet on him. Because he had to find a motel to sleep in. The room had a cheap low budget bed, with pillows like concrete. It was the most he could afford. The eight of them had to share a room. It was a weird arrangement. Twilight and Rainbow Dash shared a bed. (Ship It). Rarity and Applejack shared one too. (Ship It So Hard). Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie shared one as well. (Meh. Not So Much. But Would Be Cute). Spike and Joshua slept on the floor. Joshua woke up and was ready to do the same to everyone else. “Wake up. Come on. We have a big day ahead of us.” Joshua shook everyone until they woke up. “We have to work on a way to get you guys home.” Everyone got up feeling energized. “What time is it?” Asked Rarity. She took off her blindfold and her earmuffs. Joshua looked over at the clock. “It’s 12:25 AM.” He got his pants on. “Everyone, get up and get in the truck.” They all got up ready for the day. They walked out the door and got into the truck. When they arrived at his house. Twilight had told him what they needed. “Well, first of all. We need a controller of some sort.” Joshua grabbed his TV remote. “Now we need an adapter.” He walked over to his room and pulled out his internet adapter. "Finally, we need a power source." Joshua walked into the kitchen and got some batteries from the drawer. "Now let me see what I can do with this. Maybe since we appeared in your room. Magic might work there." Twilight walked over to Joshua's room and the others followed. Twilight got into place. She concentrated. Her horn lit up as the three objects lifted up into the air. They started spinning faster and faster. A bright light filled the room. The light started to fade. When it completely faded, a radar floated there and lowered slowly. "There it is. The machine that will find us a way back home. This is obviously not a good place to do it. So we've gotta go out and find another one." Everyone walked out of the room. Twilight looked at Joshua. "Y'know? You wouldn't make a bad assistant." She noogied his head. And walked out. "All right Joshua. We need to drive in the truck to find more port holes. So lets go." They all got ready and got in the truck. They started out in the neighborhood. No port holes. Then the backroads. No port holes. They drove into town and found a couple. But they weren't strong enough. The portals were ranked by levels from 1 to 10. If it was at least a seven, then it was strong enough. But they found threes and fours. "Ugh! Why is this taking so long. If the odds of doing a rainboom right next to a port hole were that slim and we got that chance. Then why is it so hard to find a port hole now?" Whined Rainbow Dash. "Dash. It's more complicated then that. Those chances could have been higher than we thought." Said Twilight. "If chances were that high. Then ponies would have met humans ages ago." Suddenly there was a beeping sound. "Whoa! What's that?" Yelled Twilight. "It's the tracker. The radar says there's a hole right on us with a power of ten." Twilight lit up her horn but nothing happened. "Something's wrong. My magic didn't work." Twilight bit her lip. "The hole is gone and--" He was about to continue if he hadn't seen his--hooves! "What the hell! Why do I have hooves!" He panicked as he tried to understand why he was a pony. Suddenly the beeping started again. Joshua tried to grip the wheel but had a hard time. "Oh God! The power is over 10! There are so many portals!" A portal appeared in front of them. They drove right into it. The other side was Equestria. They were flying through the air. They all screamed as they were plummeting to their death. Just before they hit the ground another portal appeared under them. They came out the other side speeding onto a road. "We've gotta get to my daughter and Clara." They sped down the road. They were going 30 Mph over the speed limit. They raced faster and faster as more and more portals followed them. They drove right past a police officer while he was eating a burger. He threw down his burger. He pressed a button on his radio. "Dispatch! We've got a Sp30! I'm in pursuit of a Blue Toyota Pickup! I repeat, I am in pursuit!" He sped off after Joshua. Joshua was back to normal. He sped down the road as he overtook traffic. They all looked back as they heard the sirens from the police car. "Uh. Joshua! We've got a problem!" Said Applejack. "What is it?" He looked back. "Oh crap! Hang on!" He stepped on the pedal all the way. That seemed to have boosted them a lot more. Right behind them a giant portal appeared behind them. They started to lose speed. Their wheels screeched as the car was being pulled back. "Dispatch! I've caught up to the--what is that!" The officer got sucked into the portal. Joshua was about to get sucked in but the portal disappeared. "Whoa! That was close." Joshua wiped the sweat off his forehead. They drove on at their fast speed. They kept driving until he got to Clara's house. They all rushed out of the truck. He knocked on the door. The door opened. "Oh. I told you next week--" She got pulled by Joshua. "Get in my truck start it up! No time to explain! Wheres Emily!?" He looked around. "Well, she's at the park with the babysitter. But--" Joshua interrupted her. "Come on get in! We have to get her!" The ground shook below them. "Everyone out of the car!" They all rushed out as the truck got taken by a portal. "What was that!" She pulled on her hair. "I tell you later. Just give me your keys." She threw him the keys. They all got in Clara's minivan. They drove off right as the house got devoured by a huge portal. > Surges > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Joshua pushed the van as fast as it could go. More and more portals appeared. They drove down so many streets. There was a surge of energy that went by. It shook the van. Everything went bright. The light died down. Clara looked at Joshua. "Um. Josh! You're a horse and--I'm a horse!" The car swerved left and right it was slowly losing control. "Come on guys it's no big deal. Being a pony is.." Rainbow Dash looked down at herself. She was a human with blue skin. "Aghh! Why do I have hands!" She was jumping everywhere. "Whoa. It feels nice to have hands again." Pinkie Pie moved her fingers around. "Wait? Again? What do you mean again?" Twilight looked confused. "I'll tell you later. You'd have to watch three hours of film and deleted scenes." Twilight shook her head as another surge came. This time they had big eyes and Rainbow Dash had a giant sword on her back. "何が今間違っていますか？" Asked Rarity. They all looked at each other. "なぜ私はそのように露出して見てください！" Fluttershy hid under the blanket. There were red lines on her face. "これはアニメです！私たちは、日本を話しています！" Said Joshua. "次のサージは今離れすぎてはいけません。" Said Twilight. An octopus was in the trunk. It was about to grab Fluttershy with his tentacles. But another surge came. "ここで--GO!" Yelled Joshua. They were in a blank place. "What's happening!" Said Clara. The next thing they knew they drove right past the words, 'What's Happening!' Joshua slammed on the brakes. A mouse cursor went right past them. Then the action appeared on the screen. Words appeared. They were, "Words appeared. They were, "Words appeared. They were, etc."" A paradox. They had to get out. Another surge went by. "Hey guys. Were back to normal!" Clara looked at Joshua. "Wait. Who are you talking to?" She raised an eyebrow. "My friends! They're right there." She shook her head. "There is no one there. It's just us." Joshua pointed to the back. "You still can't see them? I just... you've gotta believe. I've always believed. Just please. Believe." Clara closed her eyes. She took in a deep breath through her nose. And out her mouth. She opened her eyes. Six multi-color horses smiled and waved. And a Purple and Green dragon waved as well. "Whoa... These are your friends. Joshua. I didn't know--" "Hurry guys, were here." Everyone got out of the truck. They searched around for Emily. Fluttershy looked under the slide. Emily was with the Babysitter. "Come on Emily! Let's go! Your mom and dad are looking for you." Fluttershy ran while Emily and the babysitter followed. The babysitter tripped. Fluttershy and Emily looked back. She got up right as a portal appeared below her. She fell down. "Noo!" Cried Emily. They kept running. "She's right here!" Joshua and Clara ran to Emily and hugged her. The ground shook under Clara and Joshua. Emily ran to the van. "Move!" Joshua pushed Clara out of the way. They both fell to the ground. A portal appeared where they where just standing. Clara leaned over to Joshua and gave him a hug. They both got up and got in the van. They took off to go to an open place. "We need to go to an open place for Rainbow Dash to do a Sonic Rainboom. Another surge came. "Why am I a skeleton!" Yelled Rarity. "And why do I have standards!" "Oh Goodness! Were in the... Undertale fandom..." Joshua sighed. "W-well. I-I don't understand w-why I'm S-s-stuttering." Said Twilight. "why are we having such a bad time?" Said Pinkie. "Ngahhh! Why does this keep happening!" Said Rainbow Dash. "Why does this have to be so difficult?" Said Fluttershy. A huge surge came by. It shook the car and the ground. Joshua couldn't control the car as it went sideways. The van started tipping. It then did a dramatic roll. "How are we gonna get to an open space now?" Asked Applejack. Emily pointed to a field across the street. They all ran over to the field. The gate was locked. So they climbed over the fence. "All right. Now we need a--" A level 10 portal appeared in front of them. "Well... you guys have to go now." Joshua looked down. "Yes. We do. Thank you. For helping us get back home." Twilight walked up to Joshua and gave him a hug. She backed away. "Here. Have this." She gave him a mirror. "What is it?" He asked. "It's a magic mirror. We can communicate with it. Whenever you're in trouble. Just call me. I'll come by. I know a spell." Joshua nodded. They all started walking into the portal. Rainbow Dash was about to walk in when Emily ran up to her and gave her a hug. "Take care kid. And remember... stay in school, be cool, and don't be an egghead..." She disappeared into the portal. Pinkie Pie walked up to Joshua. "Hey. Write some more stories about me. I'll probably be there." She winked. "What?" She bounced away before he could say anything else. "Wow. She is so random." Joshua shook his head. Clara walked up to Joshua. "Josh. So more about us." Joshua looked interested. "How would you like, if we got back together." Joshua smiled. The sound of a gavel filled the courtroom. "Joshua and Clara Flemsland... you now both have equal custody to your daughter, Emily Flemsland." The gavel hit the desk once more. "This court session is now over." > Happy Ending > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "How about we get wedded right now?" Clara laughed. "No Josh. Lets wait." She snickered. He waited one minute. "No-o-w" He chuckled. "Noo. Lets wait a couple months--" She burst out laughing. Emily ran from her room. "Daddy! Daddy! Look what I wrote." She showed him her story. "Wow. This is amazing sweetheart. Clara look at this." He handed Clara the paper. "Oh my goodness this is amazing. Where did you learn to write like this?" Asked Clara. "Well. It kind of just wrote itself. It's a story about Pinkie Pie." Joshua rubbed his chin. "Wrote itself? And a story about Pinkie Pie?" He thought. He realized what happened. "Emily honey. I have to go talk to a friend. I'll be back." He got up off of the couch. He walked upstairs and into his and Clara's room. He started up the computer. The lock screen popped up. He logged in. He opened up google chrome and typed in the search bar, "www.fimfiction.net". When he got there he went to his profile page. He started a new story. He typed, "Hey Pinkie. Thanks for helping my daughter with her story. You did a really good job." He waited a couple seconds. "No problem Joshua. You earned it. You helped me and my friends. I returned the favor." The words bounced up and down. Joshua typed, "Well anyway how is Twilight?" He waited for more words. "She's doing fine. She found out a way to calm down the portals in our world and yours too." Joshua typed, "I see. Well, thanks again. I hope to see you all soon." "Yeah. But that would mean your in trouble." The words shivered. Joshua typed, "Not necessarily. If I wanted to see you all again. I would ask Twilight. And you guys are welcome to come anytime." "Anyways what have you been... Sorry. Gotta go. Customers." Joshua typed, "Right, right. Well talk to you later. Have fun." "Okay. You too. See you soon." Joshua saved the chapter. He opened a new story. He set the tags to Comedy, Thriller, Crossover, and Human. The characters were Mane 6, Spike, and Other. And he titled it: Pinkie Pie's Great Crossover