Lunar Visit

by Nocturnal Vision

First published

Luna gets a visit by a noble human

So Luna drags a Human to Equestria just to not be bored, however she gets much more than expected.
What happens?

( No Clop )

Luna´s " Invitation "

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" Ugh... " Luna groaned.

Luna was finally finished with her duties and was ready to tuck in bed

" Im so tired! " She thought to herself.

She crawled into bed and fell asleep in her relaxing, back-soothing king sized bed.

She then awoke another two hours later.

" Its still 3 o clock, really? " She said to herself.

" I guess tonights not my night... Heh " She chuckled to the sarcasm she had just done.

She tried and tried to fall asleep but to no success, she wouldnt stop opening her eyes to see if it was the morning, but nothing.

" Oh nevermind, im not tired and i will just have to do something else, hmmm... " She thought or a while,

" Oh! I know! Time to have some fun of my own! Now... Where was that summoning book Twilight had given to me... Ah! Here it is! "

She picked up her book and looked for what to summon.

" Umm, ooh, this should be interesting enough, I shall summon a human! "

She followed the instructions perfectly and with a large flash of light from her horn, a Human appeared out of thin air!

" Ugh, what the... AAAAH! What the hell are you! Where the hell am I!? Oh, im just dreaming, hahaha... " He nervously laughed, hoping it was true.

" I hate to say this is no dream, this is real, my name is Princess Luna, and you are in Equestria. Sorry if ive frightend you. "

" Wh-What?! You talk?! " He said, scared shitless

" Yes I do, please try to relax, Who are you? "

" I-I.... Im Aston, and...and... What are you? " He asked, still nervous

" I am an Alicorn from Equestria, we are like horses, but me in particular, aswell as very few others, have both wings, and a horn. " She said.

" A-A-A HORN?! OH GOD IM DOOMED!!! " He Screamed.

" Please! Do not be afraid! I wish not hurt you! "

" Oh, okay then , i guess, I am a human... "

" I already know " She grinned

Good thing i sound-proofed this wall She thought to herself

" Nice to meet you! Sort of... Hahahaha! " He laughed

" Its a pleasure to meet you too. "

" So... You said you were a... Princess right? "

" Yes, that is correct. "

He swiftly bowed down to her.

Man shes hot... he thought to himself.

What am i saying! Shes a fucking ho-! His thoughts were interrupted.

" Umm, hello? Answer my question please. And there is no need to bow, but thank you. "

" Hmm? What question your highness? "

" I said how old are you? Oh and adress me as Luna please. "

" Okay then Luna, im 25 years old "

" I see... " She replied

" I dont mean to be rude, but... How old are you? And why have you brought me here? " He Asked

" Im about 1100 Years old now i think... I brought you here to- "

" WHAT?! A THOUSAND YEARS OLD? HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD 5 FEET UNDER A TOMBSTONE!!! Oh, sorry about that haha, but serius, HOW?! "

She giggled

" Haha, yes, im most certainly very old. But you see, im imortal and- "

" YOU ARE WHAT?! " He yelled

" You sure like interruptions dont you? " She said, sarcastically.

" S-Sorry, this is just alot to take in... " He Apologized

" Its okay, there is no need for that. The reason why I brought you here was because... Because... Im a bit... Lonely. And maybe a bit bored. " She said, sighing

" Lonely? Bored? But you are a Princess right? Admired by everyone? " He Asked

" Well... You see... "

She told him the story about her and her sister. Everything. From her sadness to her anger, from her anger to her jealousy, From her jealousy to her banishment and so on.

" Wow... That sucks... I MEAN! " He corrected

" No worries, i get it " She said

" Heh ok, but... Wow, cant believe your sister would do someting like that. I mean, damn. " He said

" But hey, no worries. Sir Aston is here to fight off the loneliness! " He said with and over exaggurated voice.

She giggled " Tonight is going to be fun! "

A Cup of Tea

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" Okay! soooo... What next? " Aston asked.

" Hmmm... Well... I am pretty thirsty and a bit cold, I certainly could do with a cup of tea... Do you like tea? " She asked.

" Oh yeah! Im in the mood! You see, im not completely Britanic, i speak American. But i used to drink tea one or two times a day when I was younger. My dad was Britanic you see, not full on Posh English but we enjoyed tradicional Posh food : Eggs, Beans, Bacon and Toast, tea, crumpets... But one day, when I grew up, I decided I enjoyed the American language and traditions more thanks to youtubers, so I moved to the USA and became American. " He said gleefully and very quickly.

Luna´s mouth was wide open as she tryied to understand what he was saying.

When he noticed what was happening to her he blushed

" Heh, sorry, i get to excited some times " He apologized

She giggled. " Hehe. Its okay, but what is " American " and " Youtuber "? " She asked.

" Thats a bit complicated Princess " He said, tying to avoid the potential LONG explanation

" Oh, nevermind then " She said, slightly dissapointed

" So uhh... What about you huh? Im interested in asking you some things about you if that is okay with you Princess " He asked with a stupid smile

" But of course! Ask me what you want to know " She said, with a happy expresion

" Cool, so... How did you send me here? " He asked

" You see, here we have magic. Magic is what balances the land here and protects us. Sadly, only ponies who posses a horn may use magic, meaning only Unicorns and Alicorns may use magic. Pegasi and The Earth ponies are more for the physical strength. " She explained

" Cool, whats an " Earth Pony "? " He asked, fascinated

" An Earth Pony is a plain Pony with no wing/horn advantage. You may think this would make them weak, but they are actually the strongest when it comes to physical. And they produce food rather skillfully. " She Explained in detail

" I understand. And uhh... How are... You? " He asked nervously

" Im fine, why? " She asked, confused

" I mean, after your banishment... Do you hate your sister for that? Or did you forgive her? " He asked

Luna´s eyes widened upon hearing the question. Her surprised face faded to one of sadness before she slowly looked away and let go of a tear.

" Oh... Im so sorry! I didnt mea- "

Luna started crying. Like, Flat out crying.

You Idiot! He thought

" Hey, its okay, im here for you... " He said to try to calm her down. When he noticed his words didnt help, he did something he didnt think he would do. It could cause various things. She could feel awkward, She could hate it and have me imprisoned for touching royalty without permission, She could REALLY hate it and kill me, she could feel worse, or she could.... Feel better...

He didnt care. She needed his help and he would help her no matter the consequences.

He walked up to her and, slowly and very carefully, gave her a small hug.

Luna flinched for a second and tried to process what just happened. When she realised, she thought about removing him and scolding him. Yet, another part of her told her she needed this, and so she just let him as she continued to cry.

" Hey, its okay, how about... That tea you wanted... Hm? " He said.

Comedian

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Wow.

Just.

Wow.

Ive gotten myself in one hell of a strange situation.

In the span of around 2 or so hours, ive been dragged from my bed to this ALIEN world of ponies, I greeted an ALIEN winged pony princess that can talk, and now im hugging her for making her cry like the asshole I am.

Oh and the horn. Dont forget the horn.

Luna sniffed. " Yes please... I could do with a * sniff * cup of tea please... " Luna said softly.

" One tea coming up- Umm... Luna was it? "

" Yes? "

" I cant get the tea with you holding me like this. Specially so tight "

" Just a little longer... "

" Man... You really lack hugs in your life dont you? Wish I could meet your sis to have a talk "

Luna giggled. " Oh trust me. She might seem nice but she`s such a faffer "

" Pshht. I guess "

Luna finally let go of him, as he looked at her one last time before getting the tea.

Shortly after, he presented the tea to her.

" Here you go! Good old tea, one sugar and milk. I hope you enjoy. "

" Oh goodness! Its... So sweet! How did you do this? "

" My father was amazing at making tea. He taught me. Wish you could meet him. "

" Be careful young one, I might like you too much. "

" In what way exactly? "

" In the way that I might make you a servant in my castle " Luna gave him a toothy grin

" I strongly hope your joking " He said, sort of worried.

Luna then starts laughing uncontrollably. " Hahahahahah!! You civilians are so easy to fool! I would never be so heartless! "

" But Luna " He said, already smirking.

" Yes, dear peasant? " She said, with the same smirk.

" Im actually the king of my realm... "

" WH-WHAT!? Oh goodness! Im so sorry! I didnt mean to be so rude- " She said, worried.

" Hahahahaha! HAHAHAHA! You superiors are so easy to fool! " He said, countering her previous assumption

" Oh haha . Hilarious " She said, scoffing at him.

" I know. Im a comedian " He said, in a matter-of-fact tone.

" Seriously? " She asked, curious.

" Nope "

Luna rolled her eyes.

" You know... I think this is the best night ive had in... 1000 years " She said, slightly teary.

" Me too, Luna... Me too... "