Chapter 1: Ain't no thang Like a Cutie Mark mang
Diamond Tiara stared at the floor. She couldn't help, but realize that those darned Cutie Mark Crusaders actually got their bucking Cutie Marks! I mean, her Cutie Mark was a silver tiara and stuff, but they got THREE Cutie Marks, and that isn't fair. I swear on my daddy that I will become just like them and humiliate their Cutie Marks by making their cutie marks mine.
Tiara realized this and grabbed knife from her kitchen. She needed to do what was necessary for the bullying to continue. It was her only chance of survival before midnight or else she would transform. Diamond had to be mean, it was all she had and ever will be.
"Hey there sweetie, what are you gonna do with that knife! Hopefully not cut off someponies skin, amirite?" said Filthy Rich as he entered the kitchen.
"OMG, dad, didn't we have sex already like five minutes ago. I'm already pregnant, so were still keeping it to the family."
Filthy Rich looked at her daughter nervously. He hastily looked around the room just in case.
"OMG, dad! The camera's are already gone. I already found them all and destroyed them. No one will ever know."
Filthy Rich smiled happily of his fears finally gone.
"Thank goodness shmookums! I'm so proud."
Then, Filthy Rich came in for a kiss. To which Diamond Tiara reciprocated with tongue. They both blushed as they felt their tongues caressing each other mouths before they let loose their passionate embrace.
"Okay daughter, I gotta go make millions of dollars for whatever reason. Have fun with whatever you gonna do."
With those words, he was off to make those millions(His cutie mark says so).
Diamond Tiara left the mansion and walked all the way to Ponyville(she needed the exercise with the baby coming).
With her final arrival to Ponyville's school, she saw the Cutie Mark Crusader's chilling down in the Playground(With their new Cutie marks! Errrrgh!)
She arrived to find them and breathed a hearty breath.
"Hey, do you guys have any water I could have..."
The Cutie Mark Crusaders offered her a canteen of water, they had been playing all day and killing lots of heathens. So, it was nice to have a water canteen with you on long trips to the holy land.
"What is it Diamond Tiara? We've been hard at work killing heretics all day." said Sweetie Belle with her voice muddled by the helmet she wore.
Diamond Tiara lifted up a knife and loudly proclaimed, "I want your cutie marks!"
"Okay." they said in Unison.
"Wait, what? Why are you giving them so easily?"
The Cutie Mark Crusaders shook their heads in embarrassment.
"It's because we've gotten bored and become real crusaders now, turns out having a cutie mark means not much to do..." said Scootaloo.
Diamond Tiara just looked at them suspiciously.
"Just give'us the darn Knife." said Applebloom.
Astonished, Diamond gave it to her. They took off their battle armor and one by one, agonizingly cut their cutie marks off and set them on the side to which Diamond Tiara could collect. The surprise on Diamond Tiara's face was ludicrous.
"Well, uh..." said Diamond Tiara at the unfazed bad-asses before her.
"You gotcha what you wanted, now scram." said Applebloom annoyed.
Diamond Tiara picked up the Cutie Marks and started running away before crying like a mad mare. She suddenly stopped to notice a pain in her womb. It started to pick up before she fell on her back and large torrent of water flowed out.
"Oh my Celestia, Some pony help! I'm giving birth!" she said as she rubbed her large pregnant belly.
The Cutie Mark Crusaders heard the screams and quickly went to help. When they arrived, they found her already crowning.
"Oh mah goodness! The baby is comin!" said Applebloom scared.
"We can't deliver a baby! We have our... cutie marks... already." said Scootaloo in realization.
The three looked upon their now cut off wounds that were where the Cutie Mark's used to be and unanimously leaped in joy.
"CUTIE MARK CRUSADER'S BABY DELIVERERS." they said together.
"Naaaaaagh! Stop wasting time and deliver my baby!"
Diamond Tiara pushed and pushed continuously until the loud baby colt sprung out from her. The umbilical cord still connected from to her.
"Hmm, looks like an inbred... but we did it girls! We don't need darn Cutie Mark's after all!" said Applebloom happily.
The Cutie Mark Crusaders leaped in succession a high-hoof to their success. To then, wrap the baby with a nearby leaf to before cutting the cord with their teeth of course.
Diamond Tiara looked at her normal baby and cried tears of joy. Suddenly, Celestia and Luna flew in from high above the sky.
"You did it my little pupil! You've given birth to an inbred child just like I asked you, and it looks quite healthy without any deformities!" said Princess Celestia.
"Pupil!?" said the three Crusaders.
"Thats right! What, did you think that Twilight Sparkle was the only pupil I had? Who else was gonna bully you into what you are now, come on this is Equestria, bullies don't exist. Only bullies I employ are allowed and only do certain targets for my own manipulation!"
"And I have secretly been mentally controlled by my sister this whole time!" said Princess Luna.
"Thats right Luna!" Princess Celestia pulls out a ball. "Now go get the ball, you can do it girl."
Princess Luna barks and starts running after the ball that Celestia threw. She went far off the distance before returning with ball and getting a pat on the head.
"Now I have to erase your minds and undo everything that has happened from your skulls!" said Celestia with a raised horn.
From her horn, a bright light suddenly emitted, blinding every pony.
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Diamond Tiara awoke from the floor. Definitely feeling tired and woozy, and it smelled oddly like blood and shame around her. She turned around and found it was late so she decided to walk home. For some reason, she felt that she needed the exercise.