> Sticks and Stones
>  by xxMLPPinkiePiexx
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> Chapter 1. World War Bore
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   One evening on the Pony World War 2 Fluttershy the pilot with Pinkie pie the ranger at her side. "Ok, Pinkie, we need to-" "Disguise ourselves as chickens?! I can do that!" Pinkie ran into the back of the helicopter. "Wha. Pinkie! Get back here! I didn't say you need to dress like a chicken!" Fluttershy began clopping into the back of the helicopter. "Ok Pinkie, where are you." Fluttershy sneakily looked around and saw Pinkie Pie getting out of her bullet proof suit. "Ranger Pinkie!!! What in Ponyville are you doing!" Pinkie Pie ignored Fluttershy and Fluttershy's face turned bright red with anger. "PINKIE PIE! GET IN THE FRONT! NOW!" Pinkie pie obeyed and hurried to the front. 
After a while, Pinkie began to get bored, so she decided to sing a song, Fluttershy rather she didn't but, she was a little to late for that now. "Oh the Pony Wold War 2! It's dark, and sad, and  red. I don't like it much but I am not a slut right upon this air craft." Fluttershy's face turned red, but this time with embarrassment. Fluttershy began to sing along. "This is such a waste of time and position, why fight when when we can all be friends, why aren't we? Why aren't we?" Rainbow Dash was flying by then and saw Pinkie and Flutter singing. "What in Celestia of Equestria?" Rainbow zoomed over to the air craft. "Hey! You guys! Were supposed to be watching the sky here!" Fluttershy's face turned red again. And nodded. Then she began to get back to work.
Meanwhile, Rarity and Applejack weren't having such a wonderful time as Fluttershy and Pinkie. "Ugh! There's mud all over my brand new cap! Grr! Why did we pick this job AppleJack?" Applejack just stared for a moment. "Rarity, you need to learn to be able to get your hoofs dirty and not complain, you hear?" Rarity looked angerly at AppleJack, but she understood that's what AppleJack wanted and moved on guarding the weapons. 
> Chapter 2. Gilda swoops in
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    Rainbow Dash was zooming by with her big AK47 When suddenly, "Hey Dash!" "That voice, I know that voice... I just can't place the name!" "Yo Dash! It's your old pal Gilda!" "Gilda? I should of known! What are you doing here?" "Hey Dash, chillax. I'm just tryin' to be friendly. Come join my team, with Discord and disharmony, you don't have to be loyal no more," "No way Gilda! I'm always loyal! Nothing will make me change!" Gilda looked over to the side, and muddered, "Well, if I can't bribe Dash to coming over, I'll make her come!" Gilda brought out a huge wide double sided gun "Yo Dash," Rainbow looked over and Gilda shot her in the wing. "Guys! I'm hit! Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie! I'm going down around the wear house! Help!!!!!" Me and Fluttershy zoomed over with the helicopter, tilted it to the side, and Dash fell in. "Pinkie, I'm gonna need you to give Dash a shoulder cast. I'll take care of the flying, got it?" "Got it! Hee hee!" 
I got out a big white sling and wrapped it around Rainbows wing. "There you go you silly willy!" "Uh.... thanks,"