> Yep, totally normal....
>  by Kit-San
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> Prolouge: ELLO! (Edited!)
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	'Gah! I want out! I want out!'  I shouted in my head. Its been exactly 1,001 years, 2 months, 70 days, and 2 hours since me and Discord were sealed in stone. No, I'm not his friend, I just got sealed in with him due to a misunderstanding, we all know what Discord did though. 'Yes, as you've said many times over.' Speak of the Spirit of Chaos and he shall speak, a lot. Fortunately our minds were linked so we could hear each other's thoughts.' I've already played every song, Movie, and Video on YouTube I could think of! Oi, Crimsoin! Get me out of here already!''  If one were to listen VERY carefully, they would hear the shattering of a metaphysical Wall, or the fourth wall as it's more commonly known. Discord just sighed, he gave up a long time ago on figuring out who this Crimsoin Sun is I scream at from time to time. Odd, you'd think that the spirit of Chaos would know about the fourth wall.

Oh, right. I should introduce myself. Call me Shiro, I was a regular Pokémon fan, who loved Eevee as much as I loved Coke Cola. I have no idea how I got into Equestria. As a Pokémon no less. A Umbreon no less. Well an Umbreon with a flat face, much like an Espeon's. One moment I was in bed reading 'The Beating of My Heart' on FIMfiction and listening to 'Another Five Nights', the next I was next to Discord. I loved using memes and references from games, usually in fights, to confuse people.  I love confusing people, don't know why, I can't describe it. I love music, mostly fan made, though I do listen to classical and other music, especially old Japanese, NOT POP mind you. Favorite animal? Wolf. Why does that feel....what's the word?... Cliché?... Whatever, anyway, my family consisted of my Mother, Father and Sister, as well as our 5 cats and one dog.

Wow that introduction was not organized very well nor was very interesting, was it? Well that's just how I am. U NO JUDGE MEH!

Anyways I have been thinking of ways to get back at Celestia that somehow doesn't involve permanent damage... except for pride, always have to annihilate the pride. Before I can go on another rant, an ear splitting crack of stone resounded from us and, after another crack, our prisons broke. 

"Yes! Freedom! Freedom!" I singed, before hearing joints and bones popping. Turning around I see Discord stretching. 

Discord then turns to me, his arms still above his head, with a evil glint in his eyes. " How about we go pay old Celly a visit?" He asks.

I just respond with a grin.  What? Yeah I realize it was a mistake, but I wanted to get back at Celestia. Besides, I'm going to let the Mane Six win. Now for my entrance.... what out dated reference should I use?

---------Time Skip----------

"There be me que..." I spoke softly to myself in a Pirate accent. Discord had just finished his speech and left. As Twilight and her friends  galloped to the doors I jumped in front of them, purple gas enveloping me and the surrounding area. I made my eyes and mouth glow a deeper shade of purple that stood out from the gas. Then I let a stereotypical evil laugh "MUHAHAHHAH HAHAH!"

The gas dissipated abruptly leaving me and my now normal eyes and mouth. At first they were afraid, but after the gas dissipated, they became confused.

Their confusion only grew when I let out a pitiful "Meow". Nothing happened. I could practically see the loading bars over their heads processing. I took out a scroll and quill out of nowhere and checked off 'Emperor's New Groove Entrance' before eating it.

Finally they came to. Celestia was the first to react "You!" she said, flaring her wings.

"Me!" I said popping from behind her neck. She looked back seeing me before trying to shove me off with her hoof, only for me to stick to it like glue. I stuck my tongue at her, after which I leaped off of her hoof to land back in front of the main six.

Landing expertly on my paws, I was wearing a troll face mask, which I promptly took off and threw behind me causing a small explosion. 

Again Celestia's wings flared " Mayhem! How did you esc-" she cut of herself, I figured she thought Discord got me out. 

I gave her a confused look "Mayhem?" I asked "Is that the name you gave me? How uncreative!" I scoffed the last part. " Besides, my name is Shegorwrath ( Sh-Eh-Gore-Wrath) but just call me Shiro." Shiro wasn't my real name, nor was Shegorwrath. What was I hear you ask? I ain't telling you!

"What do you want?" She asked, her eyes narrowing at me. 

"Oh just to say , ELLO!" she quirked an eyebrow "and... LET THE GAMES BEGIN!" I added with a shout. I suddenly pull out a drill head, and smashed it down on the ground. I then jump on as it began to spin, digging into the ground.

What? Oh the encounter was to short? Too bad, I've never stayed long in one place during interactions with others most of the time.

Over the noise , I could hear Twilight asking Celestia about me, Fluttershy commenting how cute I was and Pinky Pie shouting how only she can break the fourth wall.... Wait what? I wasn't even breaking it during our encounter.

Then I remembered something. Jumping back up I say "Oh and before I forget." before I pulled out a Pie-Gatling Gun, jump into the air, then shoot round after round of pies at Celestia while comically staying stationary in mid air. "EEEATATATATATAT EEEATATATAT EEATATA TATATATATAT!" I shout in a overly stereotypical Russian voice. I stop only after she is literally buried in pies. She pops her head out the top of the mound. I run up to her. "That was for the imprisonment!" I say with a smile before smacking her with another pie. "GHA HA HA HA" I called, jumping back into the hole. 

'OH SH*T THATS A LONG FALL!' I thought before landing on my head. Why didn't I land like earlier? BECAUSE IT IS FUNNY!

-------Time Skip.....Again!-------

Rubbing my sore head, I watched the mane six get separated in the maze and rush off.  '.....so what do I do now?' I thought 'Oi! Crimsoin what now?'
> Chapter Una (Edited)
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 	Whelp, I couldn't come up with anything significant to do with the Mane Six, no lessons anyway, so I decided just to mess with them, cause, you know, trolling.

"Well let's begin... shall we?" I said, before sinking into my shadow. After exploring the maze I found Fluttershy sneaking about. Grinning to myself, I hide in one of the... what do you call the walls of a hedge maze? I believe its just hedge, regardless when she walks, or rather, zoomed from cover to cove, past me, I jumped out in front of her and screamed.

"Surprise mother fu-". Kabong!!

‘OOOOOOWWWW! Okay, did not expect that reaction.' I thought, clutching my head. What was that reaction, I hear you ask? She bucked me, right in me noggin.

"Yeouch!" I shout "You know, for a timid type you sure carry a kick in your hooves!"

I hear Fluttershy gasp, before apologizing profusely. I guess she hadn't realiz- wait never mind she knows it’s me. "I’m Sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry!" she says repeatedly for several seconds nonstop.

Once she finally calms down a little, she gives me a stern look. "You should be ashamed of yourself! Scaring ponies like that!" Wow, first time talking to me and she's already scolding me.

"Oi! Theres no shame in scaring others!" I retort, then adding "So long as it doesn't seriously hurt or scar them.”

Then I remembered who I was talking to. "Hey wait, aren't you suppose to fear me? You know for being 'evil'?" I asked, bringing up my fore paws to do air quotes.

"Oh, I'm sure Discord used some sort of mind trick to make you evil, something as cute as you couldn't be evil willingly." She replies. Ah, naïve Fluttershy.

"Well, I'm not really on Discord's side, he’s more of a means to an end." I said. "Really, Celestia thought I was his ally because I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. She made that assumption all by herself."

Her eyes widen. She wasn't expecting for Celestia to jump to conclusions. "That doesn't sound like Celestia at all..." She says. I sweat drop.

'Like you know her personally, miss 'Banish me to the Everfree Forest in a cage?' Oh yeah, I follow anime logic sometime "Well to be fair." 'And by that I mean poor excuse.' " She was younger,” 'If the lass ages at all.' “and... not sure if inexperienced is that right word, but she did make a mistake in imprisoning me."

"Oh wait, since your not evil, why not help us stop Discord?" She asked hopefully.

" Nah, I know you can do it by yourselves. Besides, I ain't done messing you with girls." I said. "See ya!" I jumped up, my legs straight and stiff with my paws flared out "MEEP MEEP!” I shout then ran off at speeds Rainbow would whistle at.

Not a logical choice? Well, I rather not interfere with important events...well not too much anyway.

----Time Skip-----

I continued running, before hitting the breaks and came to a screeching halt. Seeing AppleJack I hear her say " Ah was talking to uh... nopony, nopony what's so ever!" before she made a face that I could not describe well enough.

I ran up to her and whispered "You sit on a throne of lies..." ‘Gotta love ELF.’ Then I had to dodge a magic beam fired at me.

"Nope!" I said with a smug grin, my accent was a good old Texan cowboy. Twilight continued to fire at me, me moveing with unseeable speed, saying "Nope!' or "Nah!" or " I don't think soooooo!" Hm? Yes I know unseeable isn't a word.  After a few seconds I disappeared from her point of view and onto the top of her head. I then began singing the troll song while doing a little dance.

She tried to shake me off. I picked her up over my head, belly up. "Hey put me down!" She said. "Be careful for what you wish for." I snarked, then frowned "Even though this doesn't count as 'putting you down'." Then I took a deep breath "JOHN CENA!!!!" I shout before smashing her into the ground, the music playing in the backround. The result was her laying on the ground with her eyes springing in a comical way.

Then I ran off laughing my head off like a jerk. Only to come at a abrupt stop as I smack into a pair of pink legs. I look up to see Pinkie's face, now in my face, beaming with excitement. Oh crap…

"Hi there! MynameisPinkiepiewhatsyourname,doyoulikeParties?Whatsyourfavoritecolor?WhyareyouDiscordsfriend?Howcanyoubreakthefouthwall?AND-" I shove my paw into her mouth.

"Shegorwrath, but just call me Shrio, my favorite color is blue, I'm not really Discord's friend, yes I like Parties, and I don't know how..." I deadpanned. She took a deep breath, which I interrupted by teleporting away from her. 'Yeah, no, I ain't dealing with her yet.' "Or rather Crimson Sun doesn't know how to write her...somehow." I snarked

*Oh shut up....*

* “You really should figure a way to write her, she’s kind of a main cast member.” *

* Ictus… get out. It’s one thing to invade a discussion in a forum, but it’s an entirely different thing to pop up in another author’s story while I’m editing it. *

* “Fiiiiiine, I’ll leave.” *

-----Time Skip-----

Rarity had just dug up the roc- excuse me 'Diamond'. After she finished rambling to herself to her, I jumped onto it wearing a cap backward, sunglasses and a gold necklace. I opened my mouth, then closed it. "Nah, this joke is WAY too obvious and easy to make." I threw my attar off. "Get off my diamond you demonic rodent of evil!" Rarity shouted...wow... "DAT'S RACIST!... I think." I shouted before running off.

------Time skip.....again-------

I fell asleep...how? I have no Idea...or how long. Well then. Anyways the maze had just burned down and Discord had just finish laughing his arse off. I jumped onto his shoulder as he stood up "Oh dear, my little ponies!" Someone, somewhere is saying 'He said it!!!'  

"Did you fail? Oh no! Do you want me play a sad song with my miniature violin while you cry?" I fake pouted, rubbing my... uh the thumb of my paw with a finger, making a small noise.

[i* “It’s called a dewclaw dude.” * 
]
* ICTUS!!! * 

"This is no time for your stupid jokes!" Twilight snapped.

"No, seriously: look." I stated grabbing a magnifying glass and hovered it over my paw, revealing the miniature violin as I mentioned.  Twilight glared at me with hate smoldering in her eyes. I merely smiled innocently."You weren't playing fair Disco-" "WELL DUH!" I interrupted her. "HELLO?! SPIRIT OF CHAOS!" I then face...pawed. "Seriously... and you’re supposed to be Celestia's student? Discord even said this was a trap! 'Twists and turns are my master plan.’ Rule numero uno, riddles NEVER have an obvious answer. Doesn't help you only listen to one part of the riddle......"

She paled at that. No offense to any Twilight fans, but she isn't really that smart, as apparently she never heard how the scientific method works...*Cough* Feeling Pinkie Keen *cough*. Then I felt the need to sing. Oh did I forget to mention I LOVE to sing? Well I did just that, though it didn't match the situation. Like at all. Why am I doing it? Because I can! (AN: I leave you to imagine the events during the song, cuz I'm lazy... Next one I will force myself to write them though.)  


(Song Here)


After the song ended, each of the mane six look at me with different reactions. Twilight with slight fear because of the contexts of the song, Fluttershy was the complete opposite, she was snickering. Pinkie Pie just yelled "I HATE SINGING!" To which I responded by slapping her with a raw fish. And Applejack and Rarity were still fighting...

A few seconds of silence. "Welp, I got nothing else to say, sooooo toodles!" I say. I put on a size XXXL propeller beanie, give it a quick spin, and I am now flying through the air faster then the speed of sound...without breaking the sound barrier. Physics? What's that?

-----Timey Skippy------

So, since I ran out of things to do with the mane six, I decided to explore the EverFree forest. Yeah, I know all the monsters are there, but they don't stand a chance against a reality-warper.

So, anyways, I'm just skipping on the forest floor, humming a little tune.  A Chimera had earlier tried to make me its dinner, but I just tied it's snake tail around its legs to trip it up.

I jump off a cliff, yes a cliff, and land perfectly... on something squishy... that made a "Oof!" noise. Looking down, my eyes widen to see a------.




"Really? A cliffhanger dude?"


     


> Chapter Dos
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“Oh, We’re back?” I ask, holding a newspaper. 

I toss it behind me, and it exploded into Pigeons. Padding back over to where I was before the chapter ended, I finally took in the being in front of me. (With my eyes, don’t take that out of context.) 

“WAH?!” I shouted in sho- “Crimsoin, you do know some people might groan at this?” 

*Will they? I don’t think they will. Shut up and go with it!* 

“Fine…” I grumbled.

The one who I landed on so rudely was a Sylveon! An oddly colored one, and I don’t mean it was a shiny. The pink on its...her, its a her.... chaos powers so I can know without checking… yeah not even going there…. anyways, the pink on her head, tail, and paws was replaced with a dark magenta with a white diamond shape on her forehead. Her ears tipped with white. The normal light pink color on the rest of her body was ever so slightly darkened and was very hard to noticed. Her ribbons were outlined with yellow with a blue center in the middle of her bows.

Around her neck was a chain-linked necklace with a gold loop at the middle with a triangular Emerald. Her figure was just the same as any Sylveon. Over all, she was a beauty to look at, at least to me. (AN: Falx, should I go for a different design, or will this work? Delete this afterward EN: crimsoin, the design sounds fine, also, I’m leaving this in because it’s funnier if the readers see us talking in my opinion. Also, you’re the final editor for this story, no matter what I suggest, What you put in is your choice. :3) An: What do you guys think? Keep this, or delete it?) She was also, STILL unconscious…

‘Oh, whoops, probably should wake her up.’ I think. 

Getting closer, I lightly nudged her with my paw. Getting no reaction, I nudged harder. Still nothing. Frowning, I materialized a trumpet from a rock and played it a bit.  Then got out some symbols, smashing them together loudly. Then got a large horn, played that. Still not getting a reaction, I snapped my paws, creating a regular guitar and played that But stopped “Wait, if anything that would just make me fall asleep, well during the beginning anyway.” I said to myself.

Finally, I settled with licking her nose. That got her stir. 

‘Really? All that and that’s what wakes her up?’ I thought to myself with a deadpanned expression. 

Slowly, she opens her eyes, with her POV being me near her face with a worried look. “YIP!” She squeaked, instinctually leaping up, our heads collide. 

“OW! WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE HEAD?!” I shouted clutching my head.

“Then don’t get in a Mon’s face like that!” The girl replied, also clutching her head. 

“Well excuuUuuse me, princess!” I snarked before blinking “Where’d did that come from?” I ask myself aloud. 

She groans in pain. Picking myself up I ask in a soft voice “Hey, you okay?”

“Yeah, I’ll be fine…” she responds, also picking herself up. 

“Sorry about that.” I tell her. She just nods, rubbing her head with one paw. 

“You’re a weird looking Umbreon.” She says a little rudely, but I just smirk. 

“You’re a weird looking Sylveon.” I retort. “Touché” she says, then blinks 

“Hey, aren't you supposed to be scared, or at least a little hostile to me?” She questioned out of the blue.

I give her an odd look, “Should I be?” 

She blinks again, “You know I’m a fairy-type, right? Fairy-types are strong against dark-types like you.” 

My ear flicks for no really reason. “Yeah so?” 

She shakes her head “Never mind. Basically you should be scared because I’d beat you up.” She says.

“Oh RLY? I highly doubt that.”  I grin. 

“Oh, and what can you do?” She asks skeptically.

Sudden music started up “This!” I said, and began singing.


Finally the song ended, and the Sylveon was staring at me, confused. Can’t really blame her though. After waving my paw in front of her face, she shook her head then looks at me. 

“What the heck was that?!” She sort of shouted. 

“What? Never seen an Umbreon sing?” I ask her innocently. 

“Well, that too, but where'd did that music come from?” She asks pointedly. 

“I’m a reality warper.” I answer. 

“And what does that have to do with me not being able to beat you?” She asks. 

“I don't know, ask Crimsoin.” Silence.

“Whatever.... so where are we, um…?” She was obviously asking for my name. 

“Shiro.” I supply. 

“Shiro, where are we?” she asks. 

“Ze Everfree Forest, miss...” I said in a overly French accent. 

“Kristina.” 

“Kristy,I bet you never heard of me, probably due to you being in a new world!” I emphasize the last part “Also, how the hell are you here?” I ask in the same welcoming tone. I’m honestly confused beyond belief. A Sylveon? In Equestria?

“Wait WHAT?!” she panicked. 

‘Oh shit, this could take a while.’ I think to myself. 

After explaining the fact that she’s on a different planet, *With Crimsoin being too lazy to write it* *SORA!*  * Who’s Sora? * * Another OC who I made, but doesn't have his own story.*she began to hyperventilate. Sighing, I appeared behind her and knocked her out with a chop to her neck.

…

What? She was starting to panic, I don’t know how to calm someone down… without the risk of making it worse.

Looking around, I see a large hollow tree, perfect. 

Picking Kristina up I jump inside the tree, and worked my magic, changing the inside of the tree into the likeness of inside a small wooden castle. I place her inside of a room, waited….  And then got bored and teleported somewhere random. And I mean like throwing dice random, I didn’t know where I was going to land.





-------Time Skip------- 


With a bright white flash, I reappeared… a few hundred feet off the ground. 

I just stood there in mid air looking down, before looking at in random direction (And by that I mean at you, reader) and pulled out a sign that said ‘Yike!’

Gravity’s brain musta restarted because I fell down very quickly. “YA HOHOHOHO HOY!” I scream at the top of my lungs. 

‘Oh wait!’ I pull a random pull string, you know, the thing sticking out of Woody’s back in Toy Story, and a revving noise sounds from somewhere in my body. After pulling it a few times, my tail starts spinning like a helicopter blade, and slowed my descent.

Once I land, I let out a sigh of relief… before getting a face full of exploding chocolate milk. 

Just a side note, Karma kinda exists… sort of… it's complicated. * It’s not so much Karma as it is Murphy’s Law. * 

“Not as wonderful as friendship!” I hear our favorite purple nurple say. 

‘So I landed in ponyville?’ I think. ‘Convenient…. I think.’ 

Looking over I see Discord sitting on his Throne Of Hysteria. No it’s not cannon, I just came up with the name on the spot.

“Heyo!” I shouted, jumping on top of the large chair. 

“Ah, Shiro! Glad you could join us!” Discord exclaims happily. 

“Look at these Ponies… they think they repaired their friendship, yeah right.” Only I heard the last part, seeing as he whispered it into my big ears… and I mean that as in making a copy of himself and both of them whisper in my ears, one each. 

“Ya’ll couldn’t keep our friendship apart forever, Discord!” Applejack tells us.

“Oh don’t you lie to me, dear Applejack.” Discord said with evil smirk, before dragging her and her friends, minus Twilight, to him with his Talon. “I made you a liar in the first place.” 

I frown at that. That always bothered me. “Uh, Dis? If you made her into a liar, how does that stop her from lying to you about their friendships being repaired?” I ask. 

“Oh hush you.” Discord hushed with a foam finger “You’re always so pessimistic with it comes with one’s character’s inconsistencies and the such!” I shrugg “Eh, fair enough.”

“Now then-” before Dissy could continue, Twilight ‘bubbled’ her friends and teleported back. I coulda sworn I heard someone shout “JOHN DELANCEY!” That distracted me up until when Discord tells the girls. 

“Ew, gag. Fine, just make it quick!” He teleports back to his throne. “I’m missing some excellent chaos here…” he closes his eyes. I just looked at him with a ‘are you dumb’ look. An element symbol… thing, shoots by my face. 

“Huh, what’s this?” Discord notices, and then his eyes widen in fear. 

“Later dude!” I shout, bailing on him to hide behind a floating house with several transparent shields and wearing a pillow helmet.

“WHHYYYYYYY??!?!” He shouts. 

‘Wait wasn’t he suppost to shout ‘NOOOOOOO!’?’ Oh whatever. A bright light shone and blinds me. Once my vision clears, I can see Discord's statue with his head turned toward me with a betrayed look. I actually cringed at that. There was something so sad about that. I felt bad… before pulling out a violin and playing a short sad note.  Then pulled out a horn.

“Now for you Sheogorath!” The mane six, minus Fluttershy who looked liked she was trying to get their attention, and failing. I just stared at them, and they stared back. 

“Time for you to go back to stone.” Raising my paw to resort to Rainbow Dash’s comment. 

“I concur you ugly black thing.” I smash my head on the side of the fountain. 

“YOU PONIES ARE UNINTENTIONALLY RACIST!” I shout. 

“You're an ally of Discord!” Says Applejack. 

“Yeah, you’re big meany pants!” Pinkie says. 

‘Wait, when did she started hating me?’ “If you’d jus-” I try to say. 

“You’ll pay for what you di-” Twilight was about to say, but Fluttershy beat her to it 

“GIRLS!!!!” 

‘JESUS, SHE HAS A SET OF LUNGS ON HER!’ I thought holding my sensitive ears.

“What?!” they shout irritably at her, before quickly apologizing at the now cringing Fluttershy. “Um, Shiro, isn’t evil…” She says shyly. They froze when they heard that. 

“WHAT!?” They exclaim in unison.

“We’ll explain between chapters.” I said, digging my dewclaw *Thanks Ictus!*   * “No Prob Dude!!!” * into my ear, trying to get rid of the ringing in my ears. 

“Huuh?” The mane six minus Pinkie say in confusion.

> Chapter Tres (Now EDITED!)
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“By the way Rarity… you disappoint me…” I said to the now cringing Unicorn. A clone of me to her side was giving her the stink eye , before it jumped over and merged back into me. “I bet his lying!” Rainbow said. Ok, I have to say this, Rainbow is my least favorite along with Rarity. I do not like the boastful, nor do I like the snobbish. But I will give Rarity credit, her somewhat snobbish ways are just how she was raised and she is willing to put that aside. Rainbow too, she just doesn’t shut up. Yes, you're awesome; would you kindly shut up about it?

“Aaand saw that coming…” I sighed. “Seriously girls, he uses chaos magic!" Among other abilities..." I threw in "So he must be evil!” Rainbow again said. I then cleared my throat “Now, Rainbow, you believed me to be evil because I simply use chaos magic? Fact is, magic doesn’t have a mind of it’s own. True, it can be wild and unpredictable.” I spoke in a sort professional vibe “However, it is but a tool. For example, who do you blame: the magic or the guy who fired the fireball?” I asked “The guy.” she answered like it was the most obvious thing ever.

I nodded “As such, you should ONLY judge a character by his or her actions, and even then that's pushing it. Listen, I know a Necromancer who can, but doesn’t, raise the dead and tries to use his other spells for good. Now, what do you say to that?” I again asked, though this time to everypony present. Twilight spoke up “ I’d say you’re crazy. Necromancy is forbidden, and there is proof that their evil.” I roll my eyes “One, I am crazy but that's not the point. Two, you say there’s proof, but does what makes it proof? Books? What about those who weren't in your books? You don’t know a person, pony whatever, without knowing them in person in the first place!  Magic is a tool, it has no emotion, classifying someone evil for using a certain type of magic is like classifying someone as a murder for collecting swords.” * Does that make sense?*  *don't think so sunny boy* *Say Ello to the new editor!*

"Ah for one, don’t trust you ya varmint!” AJ said “ If you weren’t evil then you coulda helped us beat Discord!” “Nah, I knew he was going to lose. Why make some happen if it's going to happen regardless?” Ok, that’s a stupid reason, from my knowledge they would of beaten Discord quicker. However, me just by being here could have changed the timeline; I shouldn’t take any damaging risks.
“Welp, I got to go see a friend right, so by-” I was interrupted by a Fwomp with the word ‘Writer's Blocker’ blocked my way with its stony body. I used Leer on it, even though it was unnecessary. I then picked it back up, it giving me an ‘Oh shit’ look, before tossing behind me.

------Meanwhile------

Your highness, your dinner.” A griffon chef said to another, more royal looking Griffon. “Ah, finally now I can eat.” He said as he walked over to the 15 feet spread on his 19 feet long table. But before he could take a bite, a large spiked stone block with a face with strange words fell through the ceiling and onto the table right in front of him. Looking at him sheepishly, it began sweating profusely. King GuffaWing was not amused. Not. At. All.

--------Back with our stars-------

“ And with that done.” I said before clapping my fore paws, teleporting outa there. “WAAAAAIT!” Pinkie shouted, but it was too late.

-------Later-----

“Well, that's the last time I teleport without thinking…” I sighed “Well, I least I know that I’m not alone in the multiverse. I thought this wasn’t going to be Displaced fanfic Crimson.” *Well, I changed my mind. However displaced will be minor thing, maybe like one or two on the main fanfic.* “Fair enough, I guess.”  “Who are you talking to?” Kristana asked “The author” I replied with a straight face.

“Who?”

“The author, Crimsoin Sun.”

“...”

“...”

*Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- I think that's what some animes do when a character stare intently at someone*

Indeed, she was staring at me with a deadpanned look. “Look, you’ll meet him at some point.” I finally said ‘Dude, why not just tell her now?’ I thought to myself, well ok not just to myself. *One, because she was pulled out her world and more than likely won't be able to return, the last thing she needs to know that someone is basically controlling every part of her life from the moment I thought of her. Two, its funny to see her confused.*

‘ Hemmmm…’ I ‘Hemmed' in my head in response to something that "clearly" doesn’t exist.
“Hmm, alright, you haven’t given me a reason not to trust you….” She sighed facing the ground with her eyes closed, deciding that getting a read on me was a lost cause.
“Glad you trust me!” I said, smiling, before it fell into a curious look. “ Hey, speaking of trust, how I relationships between Dark and Fairy, or any type in general. In your world I mean.” I asked. “You don’t know?” She lifted her head, tilting it in confusion and slight astonishment.

“Hey, I wasn’t born in your world.” I shrugged. She nodded “Well ok, um well it is a little fickle but it's nothing too serious I don’t think.”

I nodded in thanks. “Ok, Merci mon ami .”  

“Huh?”

“French for, "Thanks, my friend".” I answered nonchalantly
She went silent for a few moments. I didn’t interrupt the silence, I knew she taking in a few more things. “So… I can’t go back home, can I?” She smiled sadly. My goofy face faded, it being replaced with a look of pity. “Actually… well there is a way, I just don’t know how…” I put my paw on her shoulder, tears were starting to form in her eyes. ‘ DUDE, why not use the Serpent Stones?!’ I th- oh screw it, spoke to Crimsion *Cuz, its too simple and easy. And yes, yes I am D*Chihuahua bark*k.*

“I-I-I miss my family so much.” She mumbled. *Aye~ now I feel bad….* 'You’re were always a prime definition of different shades of grey; and I don’t mean the book Reader, get you mind out of the cuder. Kind hearted and caring, yet sadistic and loves dark elements.’ I could feel a shrug.

“ No, no tears.” She said shaking her head “ Mother always told tears help with nothing… I’ll be fine…” “No, bad idea to bottle your emotions. Sometimes, it's better to cry, let it all out. It's especially bad to NOT cry for someone if you feel the need.” I comforted.

“I’ll be fine, Shiro.” She resisted. I shook my head “Alright.”

After that scenario, we patted down into the kitchen “ Do you want anything?” I offered “Um, I’ll have an Sitrus Berry, and some water please.” She ordered. I cringed a little. Ok, a lot. “Siturs? Those thing are more sour than eating a bucket of WarHeads sour candies in less than a minute!” ‘I told her. “Something that I, unfortunately and stupidly, tried doing…” I mumbled, Kristiana not hearing. Enthuse on ‘tired’. I won’t ever forget that feeling of eating a quarter of a bucket full of WarHeads...never...

“I like sour.” She said definitely, sitting herself down on a uninteresting chair pulled up to a uninteresting table. “Ok then…” I said, astonished. I guess that I’m not the only weird one, not counting Pinkie or Discord. Grabbing the tongue shriveling berry, I poured a glass of water from a hollowed stick. She gave me a weird look, before shaking it off. Bring the ‘food’ and drink to her, she calmly ate the ‘food’ and drank the water a little quickly. She got up from her seat and looked over me to see my absolutely shocked face. I mean, wide eyes like that in a anime, jaw(Literally) hitting the ground, you get it.

I shook off my shock. “Whatever.” I said, before tossing two Salem Rolls into my mouth. 

We just stood there. Well, I stood she sat. “Sooooooo, what do you want to do?” I ask out of the blue. She answered rather quickly “I would like to explore this world!” She said with stars in her eyes, her face rather close to mine. “I’ve always wanted to explore uncharted places! Come on!”  I yelped as she pull me to the front door with her ribbons; forgot about those… somehow.

She busted out of the double doors, letting me go. Unfortunately, I was unable to stop my momentum, and I crashed in the ground with a heavy thud, legs splayed out. “Grrrmmm.” I grumbled in minor pain. “Chaos powers I presume?” She asked, pointing at the hollow tree. I picked myself off the ground, rubbing my head, wincing a bit “Yeah.” “So where to?” She asked impatiently “Are we going to explore ruins? Or maybe go to a new world? Oh oh oh-” She was practically bouncing before I shoved my paw into her mouth, effectively shutting her up. “ Lets start by meeting the locals.” I said “O kf.” She mumbled excitedly with my paw still in her mouth. “Then Avanta!” I shouted, creating a wormhole, similar to that of the Doctor Who opening. We jumped in, Kristiana going first.

------Do I even need to tell you?------

The wormhole open at the other side and we fell out. Kristiana was looking around with much Glädje. *nice some swedish.* Why, do I keep using words in different languages? Because I like it and I always wanted to be a linguistic. We landed right in the middle of Manehattan. Why not PonyVille? *Cause I can’t think of anything for them to do there.* Regardless we took my own custom made tour of the place. We got lost. A lot.

Immediately after seeing two ponies that were obviously in love with each other, Kristiana asked me about the inhabitants of the world. I explained as best as I could that this land, Equestria, was populated by mostly Ponies, and brought up the other races. Why I didn’t just shove the info into her mind, I’ll never know…yes I can do that.

After getting her desire, she immediately ran off to meet a Earth pony, myself trying to keep up with her.  Boy was he TALL, about five feet… er, hooves?... higher than Macintosh even. The stallion had a dark green, my favorite color, coat, with sea foam green mane. The mane style was similar to Rainbow’s, just a little more kept. His cutie mark was a side view of Blacksmith’s Hammer smashing a white hot metal rod, sparks flying everywhere. Who’s willing to bet that his special talent is blacksmithing?

“Excuse me!” Kristiana called. The stallion turned with a kind expression, but frowned when he didn’t see anypony. “Down here!” I called, getting him to look down. “Hi, my names Kristian, what’s yours!” Said the oddly colored Sylveon asked hurriedly. Seeing her talk must really caught him off guard, because his head reared back. Everypony turned their heads towards us as well. “Erm, well lil’ missy, I’m FlintStone,"He answered, still in shock. “Erm, if you don’ mind me asking, but ah, what are you?” “She’s a Sylveon, I’m a Umbreon. Call me Shiro, we’re here’ just be explorein’.” I said, at the end I matched his accent. I held out my paw, which his shook, and Kristiana shook his hoof with a ribbon. Which confused him a tad.

“How are you manipulating your ribbons like that?” He asked. “I don’t know really, their just a part of me, so it's like just moving my legs.” She answered, waving her ribbon in the air. He nodded understanding, and put on that kind smile again. He looked at me afterwards. “Shiro, eh? Like them Japonies?” I made a croaking like sound, trying not to laugh. ‘Hehehahah, Japonies, that's bloody brilliant!’ [/i]*I know, right!?*I Cleared my throat “Yes.”

Kirstiana promptly began barraging questions to the poor guy. He tired answering as best, and as fast, as he could. I had to stop her, seeing as Flintstone's answers were starting to lag behind. I did so my putting my paw over her muzzle.“Sorry, she’s never seen a Pony before.” I apologized. “Hehe, it's quite’ alright my friend. I know when somepon' has a curiosity that' an’ easily satisfied.” He than explained about Cutie marks, that being the last question before I stopped Kristiana. “Huh, but doesn’t it seem like, I don’t know, a forced destiny?” She asked after StoneFlint finished.  He gave a hearty chuckle “Nah, you see lass, it’s what we’re good and what we love, you can’t have one without the other. Well, most of the time.” He mumbled that last part.

“Ok, thanks for your time. Come on Shiro, I want to see more of this place!” Kristian exclaimed, running again. “Ah hey, wait! Er, see ya StoneFlint!” I shouted behind me as ran after Kristiana. “Take care you two!” He waved after us. He then chuckled lightly “I wonder if they're goin’ to more than just friends at this rate.” He mused. “No doubt about it, I can already see the signs…” He then continues on his merry way.


------Two hours la- *Hey, give me my signs back!* *Guha hey! Patrick, come back here!* -----

“Like the Ice cream?” I asked, my left paw supporting my head. “Hemhmm!” She Hummed. She's eating, yes eating not licking, a medium sized mint chocolate chip ice cream. “How can you stand chomping on that? Just thinking about it makes my teeth hurt.” *Eh, God owowowow, my teeth are actually aching a bit from the thought XD…*  “Ouch…” I mumbled. “Hehe, nothings cold to me anymore, not since I was frozen solid.” She proudly announced, some ice cream clinging to her muzzle. What an adorable sight… What, I’m a sucker for cuteness!

Wait a minute, what? “Wait wut?” I asked “You were frozen solid once?!” I was a little shocked by that. “Twice actually.” She responded like it was the most normal thing ever. “T-twice!” Ok, gone from a little shock to ‘WTH?!’ “I had a little brother, Daniel. He evolved into a Glaceon and he accidentally froze me solid when I was still an Eevee.” *Anyone else feel a little bad for male pokemon evolving into something more feminine?* *you know you could have made it a little sister*

“And the second time?” I asked a little apprehensively. “Kyurem blasted me during a festival.” Silence… “Uh Shiro?” ‘We’re sorry, your fanfic character's mind has crashed, please wait until w-’  *An’t nobody got time for that!* I shook my head “Do I even want to know?” “He comes by yearly; at the beginning of winter and takes some food after freezing it. I got in his way one day.” She answered. Ok then.

Oh right, currently we were sitting out next to the Ice Cream shop we just visited, enjoying our Ice Cream and talking about stuff. I got a Sherbert -Pop Rock- Chocolate Waffle Cone -Ice Cream with Gummy Bears, YAAAAS I LOVE GUMMI BEARS!!! Trust me its good. We did a lot of exploring in Manehattan, the only place we haven’t been to was Dragon Town which was our next stop after we finish our Ice Cream. While that happened, I explained to her about my ‘relationship’ with the country's Heroes and Princesses. “Oh wow, a thousand years, that must of been rough.” She said, long finished with her Ice Cream.

“Eh, not really, Discord helped me keep company.” Than I felt as though I was forgetting something, but I didn’t know what…. I HATE that feeling! I just shrugged it off. “Right, I’m done, let's go to dragon town!” I said after dumping the paper that was sticked onto the Cone.

We walked through town, just talking about random things. DT was just a few blocks away. However, as we past the Police Station, the door opened to, and I wasn’t quick to stop myself from bumping into a Pony's legs. “Oh, sorry about tha-” I started to say, but stopped when I saw who it was ‘oh dear’. “Oh my, we are ter-” The pony in question also stopped mid sentence. “YOU!” She bellowed. Princess Luna

“.... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-”

Chapter End


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So, that outburst made both females recoil in slight shock. Unsurprisingly, Luna recovered in no time, as she resumed to glaring at me. “What are you doing here Mischief?!” She interrogated. “Wait, don’t you mean  Mayhem?” I corrected. “Mayhem, Mischief, insanity, it's all the same to us, criten.” She scoffed. I scoffed back “The name’s Shiro, Woona~” I did a mocking rabid blink...thingy; which lead me to having to avoid Luna’s glass horseshoe from connecting to my already flat face.

“How is it that thou know the name that only our sister knows of’est?” She shouted. ‘ I don’t think of’est is a word in the Ye Olden Speech Dictionary Crims.’  *I’m just making guesses bud, anyone know any websites that could help with that?* “I didn’t, I just said it to tease you.” I smirked. “Aw, how cute, sisterly pet names~”   Kristana coed; not in a mocking way for the record. Luna blushed momentarily, before she realized who was talking.

“And who is this? One of your servants, mayhaps?” She said with a stoic face. But I could tell she was slightly encapsulated by Kristina's natural adorableness. I don’t blame her. I gave her a funny look “Why the hell would I want a servant?”	“I’m not a servant, I’m Shiro’s friend!.” Kristana said, getting up in Luna muzzle with a classic anime “anger tick’’ on her forehead; which while amusing, I had to pull her ba-wait wait a minute how did she get in Luna’s face when she like 3 or 5 times our height? *Anime logic man. Dude, seriously, chaos and anime logic remember?*  ‘Well sorry, but I’m feeling a little slow today. And by me I mean you.’ I thought back to… oh you get the point.


“Talk about rude, humph!” … ok she actually said ‘Humph’. Odd.  Luna did not look convinced… or sorry for the offense for that matter. “And how to we know that thou isn’t speaking false words?” She leaned in closer to make herself more intimidating, which she wasn’t. She is? Really, I guess it's just me… and Crimsoin *I find her more endearing than threatening.* Then Luna looked straight into my soul, which is something I need to try at some point. “Or perhaps she is speaking the truth, and that would mean she is in league with you, or thou has meddle with her memories.”

“OR, or, she is my friend and I wasn’t evil in the first place!” I countered, standing on my hind legs and waving my fore legs for a few seconds. “Preposterous!” Luna yelled back, before lighting her horn and pointing it at me. “Počkej chvíli (Czech), wait a minute!” I shouted. “What, going to beg for mercy?” Luna questioned.

“Uh nope, I’m guessing a fight is inevitable?” I asked, and she nodded. “Fine.... but not here.” I clapped my forepaws together, and vomp we teleported to another place.


----------Quick A/N----------


Ok, I need to admit this. This entire thing from the summary to the current chapter has been mostly me just winging it and writing it as I go, with some ahead plans every now and again. Is that a bad thing, considering the positive reception I’ve gotten?


--------Elsewhere-----

We appeared in a...rather uninteresting area, really. Luna wasn’t too surprised by the teleport; makes sense because, well you know: Magical Alicorn and all that. Can’t say the same for Kristana. Fun fact, traveling through portals is never as disorientating as teleporting. Ok, Chaos magic and anime logic aside even I don’t know how that works.

I gave her a short pat on the back as she did what just about everyone does when they feel ill: hold her fore paws over her mouth while gagging. “So, how is this going to go?” I asked “ Is it just going to be all fist-a-cuffs, er, hoove...ist-cuff?” Ok, I have no idea where I was going with that. Luna only looked at me narrowly, which I mistook as a ‘yes’. But, she did stop me by creating a LARGE barrier over us.

“How about this, instead of fighting like the beast do-” ‘Wow, rude…’ “ I purpose a Xīngyún duìjué.” I gave a odd look, and not as in she said something stupid. Kristana however, did “A what?” Luna opened her muzzle but I beat her to it. “A ‘Nebula Duel’?” I answered/ questioned. ‘They have Chinese here? Wait, stupid question, Japoniese remember?’ She nodded, slightly taken off guard that I could translate “A linguistic, aye?” She shook of her slight shock. “A ‘Nebula Duel’ is when two individuals-” Sorry to say, but I interrupted her for a completely irrelevant reason “Wait don’t you Ponies usually say ‘somepony’?” She scoffed “We do not like the pony terms our citizens use, we prefer to include all races.” She spoke like she been ask that several times.

She cleared her throat before continuing. “As I was saying-” ‘Lost the accent again’ “ a Nebula Duel is when two individuals duel, by creating constellational beings to fight. The two contestants, in this case you and myself, don’t actually fight.” Kristana raised one of her ribbons “Um wouldn’t they both need to be able to control the stars then?” Luna looked very unhappy “She can control the stars. That and the Moon and Night themselves.” I told our curious Sylveon. Now Kristana looked between shocked and embarrassed. “He is correct; I have no doubt the he is capable of the same.” Luna said, still rather peeved. “The first to win three rounds is the winner.”

    ‘Ohohoh, did she make the biggest mistake ever.’ One word, creativity. One of my strongest features. Well ok maybe not but still.' “I accept this challenge, Měi wǎn yī ( Nightly One).” Luna slightly blushed at that, but I knew that it was just out of embarrassment. I knew that because I just poked her mind for a bit. She smiled devilishly soon after, no doubt thinking she can win this. The light blue barrier shown briefly, before constellations from both this world and mine appeared.

“How about a bargain? You win, I’ll go back to being stone from a healthy blast of the Elements Of Harmony” ‘Not that you could anyway; thank you Uendelig Stjerne!’ “If I win ‘which I will’, you must swear to never bother me or Kristana again.” Luna was about to protest “It won’t count for Celestia.” I interrupted. She nodded at that “Fair enough.”

From behind her, a constellation of spider glowed before it showed illustration of it. Soon after, it jumped out.  It was MUCH larger than any of us, and due to its proportions I recognized as a Tarantula. Um, so well…. Two words, Minor Arachnophobia. Yep. Luckily, I had a great counter that tripled as my favorite insect and a reference to a old game.

A constellation glowed behind me, that of a Scorpion. Same as Luna’s ‘pet’, it landed behind me, clicking it claws and its barbed tail swinging slightly to the left and right. Luna just looked in awe before shouting “What manner of creature is that?!” To which I responded “You’ve never seen a Scorpion before?! Their like the coolest insect there is!” I swore I saw both said insect and the spider sweat dropped. We both shook off our shock, prepared to command them in a battle of the Deadliest Creatures. Aaaand there's the video game reference I mentioned earlier.

The spider- * I’m not writing Tarantula over and over again, cuz I’m lazy!* suddenly sprang at Mira- Yes, I name her and yes it's a she- to which she backed off a bit before slamming her left claw onto it with a resounding crack. While it was dazed, she grabbed one of its leg and performed a… uh what do you call it… an overhead slam? Grabbing a limb and throwing the victim over head and slamming them to the ground? Well whatever it's called, she did just that.  To finish up the basic combo, she struck out with her tail. Oddly enough, the spider even though upside down managed to move out of the way.

Circling around quickly, the spider looked for an opening. Mira followed, but could only turning in place; Scorpion’s weren’t that fast after all. The spider then unexpectedly rushed at her and struck with a leg. Mira caught it, but didn’t predict for another to strike. Thankfully Mire’s had a strong set of “armor”, so instead of shish kebabing her Dark Souls style, it made dull thwack! Thing about scorpion's though, their grip was that of a piranha's. Okay maybe not quite, but you get the point.

Mira made a move to do the same overhead slam, but the spider dug it's free legs into the ground. “Mira, strike now!” She obeyed by giving it a stinger to the side. I notice earlier that stardust would blast out with each hit, so quite a lot few out from Luna’s champion. The spider however, responded by sinking its fangs into Mira’s outstretched arm. Both attacks made them back off. Mira clicked her claws again, almost tauntingly; to which the spider reared up flashing it venomous fangs.

The fight continued to last for about an half hour, the not-so-miniature creepy crawlies traded blows. I did notice that despite being star constellation, they were in fact poisoned. And funnily enough, their color darkened to a blue-purple color in a classic RPG style. Well, not that it matter much, because for whatever reason Mira got beyond pissed off. So did Luna, which wasn’t beneficial…. At all. Luna, commanded the spider to rush Mira. Remember when I said Mira was mad? Well, actually that think that wasn’t accurate enough, because she slammed both claws on its head, grabbed it and stabbed it over and over and over in the just above the spot between eyes. Seriously! I could hear the classic reach reach reach reach noise they played in old horror movies when someone was stabbed to death. I wasn’t counting the time, but it lasted longer than it should.... Like at all.

 ‘Jesus Crimsoin, overkill much?!’ Needless to say, we were all petrified. Luna and Kristana because their not being used to such brutality, and me because I was in shock from the bang of pity I felt. I love animals, it did not need to go out like that. “OK!” I shouted before sending her off. “U-um, how about a break?” I stuttered a little. All I got was a couple of traumatized nods.


----------Later--------------

“Ok, shall we continue?” I spoke after we finished our juice, Me and Kristina apple, Luna orange. The girls nodded, both recovered from Mira’s brutality. We retook our places, me and Luna on opposite sides and Kristana off in the distance.

Luna once again took the initiative, this time conjuring a Cyclops. Which I was not expecting. “Cyclops’s exist in Equestria? Cool.” I noted before conjuring a smaller constellation. ‘Man… it doesn’t look like the actual one…’ I should have noted this, but any constellations would just appear like the illistrat- wait a minute. I face pawed, ‘Hello? Chaos Magic…’ I clapped my fore paws together changing the constellation more life like. Anyone remembers this crazy power house? “Say hello to Black Rock Shooter!” I shouted, presenting the copy of the Other Self. She drew her Black Blade; yes that's its actual name. Looking over at the Cyclops I shrugged, having a thought “Ah, what the heck.” I clapped again, transforming it.

Said cyclops flexed, before attempting to smash Rock with its dark quartz hammer. She merely got out of the way with great ease and slashed outward. Now let me clear something up: these copies are NOT NEARLY as strong, durable or as fast as the originals, so don’t be surprised to see the girl who got impaled by GIANT mechanical spider leg and got up like it was barely a bug bite getting beat up by a clumsy brute. 

Again and again the cyclops attempted to smash her, and over and over again she dodged and countered with her katana. Luna decided to switch things up and made it so it would make weaker but swifter attacks. Now those hit Rock from time to time. I shouted to her “Use your Rock Cannon!” Yes that's its cannon name. Buda chish, bad pun. Her right eye burst into that iconic ‘well iconic if you watch her anime… or played the game…. None of which were that good really….’ blue flame. Outstretching her unarmed hand she materialized it and began firing shots into the Greek giant.

The battle… was kind of disappointing really. It ended with a tie; Rock threw her sword into the giant’s eye, killing it, but the hammer fall straight on her. Funny, normally she pays more attention than that. All well. * Can you tell I got lazy here? XD Yo, editor you got any ideas?*  *eh..one stop being lazy* 


“You want another break?” I asked, but Luna refused. Yeah she's angry, guess she’s just a poor sport. “This time we will win! It will be double!” Wait what? She summoned two champions this time. “O...k then?” She summoned a dragon, that looked remarkably like Smaug and a….um… something. It looked similar to the Vicar Amila boss from BloodBorne…. Thats the closest way I could describe it.


I summon two champions that you readers will definitely recognize.
A knight in draconic golden amour wielding a large spear landed with electricity arching everywhere harmlessly.

“Dragon Slayer Ornstein…” I spoke in a intimidating voice.
The other formed into a anthropormothic goat-like creature where a royal purple cape and a crown.


“ And Asgore Dreemur…” Ornstein bow in respect, then readied his spear towards the dragon. Asgore only continued to look down, which I had no idea as to why. Abruptly, he drew his Trident ‘Exactly like from the game’ from his robe and charged at the… other thing.  

*who are these huys sunny boy?*    *(Falls off in seat)*

Let's start with Ornstein: Immediately after Asgore began his attack, Ornstein jumped to the air and lunged with his spear forward at the dragon. The dragon reared back dodging the weapon and swiped at the knight. Maneuvering with grace, Ornstein managed to get out of dodge and countered with a left side swiping arc, cutting through the dragon’s false scales. Angered, or at least simulated anger, the dragon lashed out with its tail. Now I know what some of you are thinking ‘Burn Him! Fire Breath!’. Interesting fact: dragons, well in this world, love to play with their ‘prey’. Ironic, considering he is Ornstein’s prey. The scaly tail thumped against Ornstein’s armour, sending him flying.

Not that it would deter him much, seeing as he easily landed on his feet. Not giving the dragon a chance to recover, the draconic knight lunged forward; practically sliding along the ground. The spear point impaled itself into the dragon’s stomach, and with an exaggerated grunt, Ornstein unleashed a volley of electricity straight into what was practically his natural enemy. The dragon did not like that one bit, as hinted to his anguished roar.

Pushing through the pain, the dragon unlodged the weapon, and made to bite of Ornstein’s head. Thinking fast, Gwyn’s knight blocked the incoming maw with his spear; its teeth clamping onto the shaft. Both did not back off, and instead opted to make it a match of strength. Both of them struggling to overpower the other.

Now let's focus on Asgore; charging at the thing, he raise his trident upwards and stabbed downwards. All it met was dirt, and with Asgore’s battle instincts, the shaft meeting with steel like claws. Asgore quickly pushed it off. Then without warning his eyes suddenly shown two different colors in a pattern: orange, blue, blue, orange.  After it ended Asgore struck out with blinding speeds, his Trident changing color as well. The creature tried to block and dodge, but all attacks hit their marks.

It responded by blasting light blue beam at the monster king, who dodge with clear experience. Luna had still yet to see his eye’s besides from his recent attack. She knows that face however. The face of someone with a kind heart fighting with regret. She shot a questioning look towards me, to which I shrugged.

Using his mastery over pyromancy, Asgore launched a volley of fireballs, many hitting the beast. Said beast charged through them and attempted to remove the King’s face. Asgore leaped out the way, missing a slash in an attempt to counter attack. Asgore noticed Ornstein in the previously mentioned lock down, and threw his trident at the dragon. The butt of the weapon socked it between the eyes, making it recoil and involuntary freeing Ornstein. The Trident boomeranged back to its rightful owner. Gwyens faithful knight nodded in thanks, before sending a bolt of lighting to stop Asgore’s first opponent in its tracksThe king of the Underground nodded back, eyes still not visible to Luna.

The dragon did not take kindly to be thacked, and whacked Ornstein aside before unleashing a torrent of rending flames. Flames that Asgore was not able to avoid. It didn’t do much, but the incoming claws did a fair bit of damage. At that point, Ornstein pushed it off of him and got the dragon to attack him and him alone. 

Asgore and the creature faced off one another again, this time the creature taking the initiative. And was met with the butt of the Crimson Trident. On and on this went, Asgore either throwing fireballs or attacking with his spear. He had long gave up on his eye color frenzy attack, as Luna quickly learned how it works. The creature kept lashing out with its hooked claws and firing blasts of pure magic from its mouth. Neither could get the upperhand on each other. That was until, Asgore found himself unable to move. I subtly noticed Luna’s horn glowed briefly, a entanglement spell. ‘Dirty cheater ‘ I thought, but didn’t act. The creature then tore into Asgore.

Not long after, Asgore fell onto his back, ‘dead’. Luna can finally see his eyes, and they shook her a little. The regret and sadness in them didn’t go unnoticed by me either.  And Asgore’s fall didn’t go unnoticed to Ornstein. The knight sprinted to Asgore’s body, knocking the King’s enemy over. Coming to a stop, Ornstein kneeled down to him and place a hand over the fallen King’s chest and nodded with respect. Suddenly, crimson energy began surging into him, double his size, and adding a few changes. Ornstein wore an identical cape to Asgore’s and wielded a golden trident with a red rose at the base of the middle point. The Royal Dragon Slayer lunged at the creature and slashed, immediately removing it head. Both Asgore’s body and the now headless creature disappeared in a cloud of stardust.

Ornstein and the Dragon faced off again. Then, with a wave of his hand, the Kingly Knight summon a barrage of Sunlight Spears. They all pierced to overgrown reptile. The dragon despite being swish cheesed roared in defiance and charged.

The battle afterwards was destructive and it was clear that the dragon was losing. “A knight’s loyalty to his king is stronger than any blade, Luna” I called ‘Even though Asgore wasn’t his king’ I thought to myself. Luna was getting desperate, calling odd attacks and attempting to cheat, only for me to stop that rubbish.

Eventually, Ornstein grabbed the dragon by the neck and slammed it down to the ground, and finished it off gladiator style. Royal Ornstein vanished, along with the barrier. I looked to Luna “ A deal is a deal, Lulu.” I reminded. She only nods in reluctance. “Good, now let's get back to Manehattan.” I Clapped my paws, and we teleported back. Kristana was quickly giving the same treatment, seeing as she was in the distance.


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“And now we ca-” I was going to say, but then a rather familiar pink drag- oh wait it's Spike. “Princess Luna, why did you call for me?” He asked… to which Luna just burped a ball of magic fire.

We all stared at her for a few seconds, until I broke the silence. “Whelp, that image is forever burned into my mind; no pun intended.” 



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“Phew Luna!” I called at the blushing mare, waving a paw in front of my face “What did you eat? Twenty ghosts peppers?” 

Kirstana flinched harshly eyes closed with a grimace. “Blah!” She complained sticking her tongue out in disgust. 

I shot look before asking “Don’t you enjoy Sitrus Berries?”

She nodded, still cringing “There's sour and then there's setting your tongue on fire.”

I thought for a moment with a complementary look before nodding ‘Even though they are two different flavors, they’re still unenjoyably. In my opinion.” I smile fondly at a thought that came after. ‘Unless their Salem Rolls or Seafood Coconut Curry; worth every stinging pain.’

I shook my head rabidly before looking back to Luna, expecting an answer.... She blushed a little more “We- I may have eaten a Dragon Fruit before coming here…” 

Wait what? My eyes crossed a little bit “Wait…” Then they refocused “Huh, must be different from the ones back home.”

Spike then jumped up and down in between us “Hey, remember me?” He said a little irritably, before flinching as he looked to Luna a little scared. 

Luna actually giggled a bit before waving a wing in a kind gesture “Hath no fear Spike the Dragon, we’r-I’m not as… ‘full of myself’ as some say now.” 

Spike breathed a sigh of relief before asking again “ Soooo why did call for me? Why not Twilight?” He glanced at me a few times as he spoke, one of which I responded with a small wave. He waved back awkwardly.

Luna nodded attentively “ Ah yes, you see Spike I wanted you here as to possibly help with an issue that has risen.” She paused briefly “First off, let's start from the beginning. Random fires have been spouting about the area causing life threatening damages.” She sighed a little glancing at seeing some ponies give Spike a mild glare. I returned them subtly.

She lightly placed a hoof against her cranium, rubbing it slightly. “And unfortunately, the populace has begun placing the blame on the nearby Dragons of Dragon Town…” She gained a look of frustration seeing more glares, which turned off as she wasn’t so subtle as I was. She shook her head in disappointment “Honestly, I fear our ponies have become more and more....” 

She paused to search for a word, of which I provided for her “Xenophobic?”  She nodded sadly.

Her face gave into a look of exhaustion “Sometimes I worry my sister has babied them too much… Their hate is completely unfounded more than not.” She rubbed her head like she was getting a headache. “And they fail to realize it’s just as likely as for a Unicorn, or even a Pegasus, that could be causing the fire.” She growled lightly. Well, this Luna is different from the show… 

“Liiike… that guy?” I said pointed to a unicorn wi-waitwaitwait! Is that Commander Firebrand?! ‘Are we adding Youtubers now?!’


Oh and he heard me. "What?" Do not anger any version of him. Unless you're like me.

Luna nodded, though annoyed at my example “Yes, though I highly doubt FireBrand is the cause.” She spoke knocking me out of my thoughts. “Though he is a Pyromaniac, he controls his impulses very well as well is a valuable asset to Equestria’s military forces.” Luna had said that clear confidence. 

Spike then pointed out that we should get back on track. “Right.” Luna cleared her throat “As to why I called you here, I believe you could possibly mingle with the Dragons, and possibly prove their innocence.” She noticed my pointed looked “Yes, I do realize this sounds a little speciesist, however as of now what is more trustworthy to them: a pony or a fellow dragon a young one at that?” she had me there, and with Kristana nodding along there wasn’t any room to argue that I could make.

Spike looked on in thought, then up to Luna “Yeah, I think I can do that.” He said with unsteady confidence with a thumbs up and a weak smile. He started in a direction, stopping then turning around “Um, how do I get there?” He smiled sheepishly.

I waved him over “Over this way! Should be around the corner.” I stated smiling walking over to the corner, with Kristana in tow before we heard Luna chuckle a bit.

“Nay, tis the other side of Town Shiro.” I heard a slight edge to her voice a she said my name.

Without missing a beat, I turned on the spot “I knew that.”  Kristana giggled adorably and shortly, before as shortly shaking her head in amusement and following my lead.

Luna called over to us as we left “I shall be in the sheriff's office by tomorrow.” Before she flew off. Probably off wherever she was staying.

Oh, and don’t you worry guys.  I didn’t forget the cheating. She in for a surprise. 

------Skip~!-----	

Man, getting to Dragon Town was not as easy as it sounds. Don’t get me wrong, nothing really got in way purposely. Now I know I could just teleport there, but I wasn’t feeling up to it. Unlike Discord, I happened to sometimes take things slow, as hard as that is to believe considering earlier chapters, and take in the sights. Of course that didn’t stop me from teleporting past some… anussents.

Many of the ponies we had passed by gave us, or rather specifically Spike, a couple of looks of distrust and some glares. A few times hate accompanied those expressions, in which I would make them turn away. Cool thing about being an Umbreon is that they, or at least I do, have a natural… Well I guess you could call it Killer intent? Or was it called Murderous Intent? Predator Aura? Whatever the case, I basically release a sort aura or energy that makes ponies feel like they're in danger. Which makes a little bit of sense, Umbreon are predators and ponies are a herd animal. So they all look away or even quicken their pace. I’m just thankful I can control it.

A stampede of Ponies? Yeah, no thank you regardless of my magic.

Anyways enough of that, we had walked for about roughly an hour or so. “Euugh” Spike groaned inpatient “Are we there yet?” I was looking at a map all the while using my chaos magic to see around me to avoid bumping into anything. Not that it helped all too much, as both seeing the map and the area around me like my eyes was really disorientating.

Thankfully, I managed to fix that right up.

“Should be riiiight around the corner…” That was right. All in its glory was the gate to Dragon Town. Of which I found amusing that is was basically a Chinatown, only with Dragons. 

As we entered the gate we spotted a multitude of dragons with different… well everything! Size, color , number of limbs; excluding wings, wings, no wings, different ‘breathes’, and there was even one with an extra head. You name it, Dragon Town’s… most likely to have it.  Some dragons looked towards us with interest, most of it being spent on Spike. I thought I heard one coo at us, but I didn’t see the perpetrator. Other than those few we were mostly ignored as we continued to walked down the street. 

At one point though we were stopped by another, more larger dragon after we had spent a good ten minutes or so of exploring. This Dragon was easily Celestia’s height despite being on all fours, possible higher with copper scales and a dark cream underbelly. The horns looked somewhat similar to the Balrog’s from Lord Of The Rings. The shape anyway. And at the end of the tail was a fin that split off in a V. He chin also was adorn with wrinkly fins making him look like an breaded Elder. Which by that and the wear of the scales probably meant that he was. 

I really couldn’t see if he bore any spikes or spikes from my position. Though for your sakes, he did in fact had short ones of each. They were also connected in a thin membrane. As a passive effect, I know things that normally others wouldn’t. Believe me when I say though, it's very inconsistent. 

The dragon opened his mouth and as expected, sounded elderly. “And brings two odd creatures and an youth to our litt’ community?”

Spike was looking nervous as he eyed the big guy. Kristana wasn’t looking at all afraid, which is understandable. Fairy Type.

The younger dragon shaky  waved a claw at the taller one. "H-hi…”

Seemly knowing that would be Spike’s reaction, he gave a hearty chuckle. “And hello to you as well little one.” He lowered himself to Spike eye level.

“Well it’s a pleasure to meet you.” Kristana said stepping forward. “My name is Kristana. This is my friend Shiro,” She pointed to me using her ribbons,” and this little guy,” She pauses to playfully rub the top of Spike’s head “ is Spike.” The baby dragon struggled a little with a light whine. 

I stepped forward with a smile along asking politely. “And you are?” 

The copper Dragon raise his head up by a couple feet. “I go by the folk as Marsh.” He nodded to Kristana “It is pleasant to see new faces.” He lightly booped her nose making her scrunched her face before sneezing. “Fuzzy or not.” He finished with a grin.

Matching Marsh’s grin, I snapped making a tissue appear before handing it over to the Sylveon next to me. She took it, thanking me and blew her nose. After that was done I snapped again making it disappear.

Unfazed Marsh repeated his question. Losing the grin in favor of a simple smile, I gestured over to a smiling Kristana “Kristy here wanted to go out and explore the world, so I thought we could start with Manehattan. Me, I’m here to be entertained with whatever nonsense that happens.”

“And what of you?” He aimed at Spike.

Spike straighten up sweating subtly. “Me? Well I…” He started roughly unsure as to what to say.

Walking up his side, I saved him from coming up with a lie. “Spike here has a cousin who lives here and is visiting them.” I glanced at Spike. “Right little buddy?”

“Oh uh yeah! I havn’t seen them in while so mom thought is was a good idea for me to visit them.” He nodded, flashing me a thankful look. 

Marsh raised a eyebrow “ Alone?”

Both me and Kristana shook our heads. “Nono, we’re friends of his mother so she asked us to escort him over.” I flashed a smile. “It's what gave me the idea to visit Manehattan first.”

He gave me an amused look. “Oddly coincidental.”

I shrugged, with a friendly smirk. “Almost like it was planned.” Hiding the truth behind joke, something I’ve wanting to do.

He returned it with a chuckle. “Well, you look like good folk.” He began, eyeing us all with a smile. “So how about I show you around DragonTown-”

“Comic store!” Spike shout with glee, noticing said building. He rushed off without with a big smile.

Us two males chuckled silently. “And there he goes.” I pointed out the obvious. He nodded. “Yo, Spikers!” I called out to him, Spike stopping in his tracks and turning to us. “We’re going to take up on Marsh’s offer.”

“Meet us back at the Comic Store!” Kristana added, making me nod in approval. Spike gave us a thumbs… erm claw up in confirmation and continued his merry way.

Marsh raised a scaly eyebrow. “Shouldn’t you be gett’n him to his cousin?”

“Eh, we got time.” I waved him off. “In fact,” A watch appeared on my wrist. “We actually got here pretty early.”

“How early?”

“About three hours.” I stated nonchalantly. 

Kristana moved over to look at it, faking confusion. “Really, that early?” 

I nodded. Then I took a page out of Marsh’s book and bopped her on the nose. The resulting scrunching of the face was out of both the need to sneeze and annoyance.

“Can you please stop that?” She asked, just managing to fight off the sneeze. She rubbed her nose with the back of her paw while giving Marsh and I the stink eye. I returned it with a silly grin while Marsh rolled his eyes, amused.

“Alrigh’ you two, just follow my lead.” 

We nodded in unison as he turned his back on us. He walked and we follow.

“Ov’r there is Grom’s BBQ Stop if you’re looking for anything to eat.” He pointed with a wing. “Grom cooks with  fierce passion, so no worries about being disappointed.” He turned his head to look at us. “Just a warning; don’t polish his ego too much, else you be kept there for an hour of him yapping about his finest dishes.” He chuckled. “Oddly enough, he never likes saying meats.” He noted. Then he snorted, frowning a little. “Probably because of all them immature teenagers making… unsavory jokes when he does.”

I nodded and matched him. “I hear ya.” ‘ We get it; you’re a massive pervert, shut up!’ I huffed amused remembering that particular outburst. Yeah, I wasn’t a big fan of all the innuendos during High School. And yeah, I get it; hormones but come on. Show some restraint please. Uh, anyways.

Kristana looked between us multiple times, not getting our meaning. 

I place a paw on her head, closing my eyes. “I’ll tell you another time.” she shook off my paw, giving me a pout as my reward. I smiled back with a eye opened. Honestly, seeing her pout is an award if you think about it.

Moving on and after another fourteen minutes, Marsh gestured to another building. “And over there is Geming’s Emporium; The Glittering Hall.” True to as it sounded, it was ‘glittery’ on the outside, with gems line up in necklaces and other accessories behind glass walls.

“Pretty.” Kristana said, giving it a passing glance before focusing on a pair of hatchling play with other. As such, she naturally awwed at them.

“And over there is the BlackSmith.” We turned to look at it.

I had to fight the urge to shout “Where’s the BlackSmith!?!?” I chuckled. “Good old Markiplier…” I mumbled, making Kristana glance at me.

And working on the forge… “Hey, it's FlintStone!” Kristana was right, there he was hammering away on some steel. We waved to him, to which he returned before returning to his work.

“There’s the church.” And there it was. Small, but likable.

“The Chemist.” A booth with surprisingly a Minotaur working it. He looked rather similar to Iron Will with a awesome Barbarian black hair cut and broken horn. And he was testing out a flask of some dark green mixture. Result; he promptly fell over still as a statue.

Snapping, I scanned its contents before creating a parchment noting its side effects and removed said side effects on him. The Minotaur sat up, looking back and forth grabbing the paper. Nothing caught his attention, sans me waving to him with a smirk. He waved back confused, then looked at the parchment. Immediately, his face lit up with excitement and already he was experimenting. He did take steal glancing at the note, studying it every now again.

Marsh nudge with a tail. “What did you just do?” It wasn’t accusing or anything, just a honest question.

I took in stride. “Oh, that? I just scanned what the elixir did, removed the side effects from him and shared notes with him.” Kristana raised a eyebrow. I looked at her. “What? I used, actually still am, a fan of chemistry/alchemy.”

Interesting, moving on.” Marsh mused. 

I had to tilt my head. ‘He’s not going to question it? Liking this guy even more.’ I shrugged it off and with a yelp I realized they were leaving me behind. I teleported beside them, getting some looks. And I don’t mean just from Marsh and/or Kristana “It’s just magic.”  I told the other dragons. They either nodded, shrugged and/or kept walking.

And not three minutes later, yet another establishment was pointed out by our guide. “There’s library.” 

Ooo, wonder what kind of fiction they have! Not counting comics, not my thing really. 

‘Heh, a Blacksmith, chemist, church, a kind of butcher's and a chemist.’ I thought. ‘All we’re missing is a wizard’s tower, a ge-’


“That there is AppleJonny Seeder’s general goods.”

‘ Scratch that.’ I hummed. ‘ what else are we missing? What goes into a RPG town again?’ I began listing them off, a thought bubble appearing above my head of each building we visited.

Wait. “AppleJonny Seeder?” I asked. Was that supposed to be the pony, yes a pony as I can see him at the stand, version of Johnny Appleseed? 

Marsh gave me an amused smile. “That's not his real name, it’s just AppleSeeder.”  I mouthed an ‘oh’.

Anyways, just to fast forward a bit, we arrived at our final destination. Marsh stopped in front of the door and gestured to the sign.

“Welp, we got our magic tower…” Literally, which was out of place in a Asian style town.

Sage’s  Emporium of Magicka (Not taking Students.) 

“This.” I pointed to it. “This I want to check out.” Dis true. Well, that and to commission a experiment. With permission of course. I’m not that much like Discord.

Marsh nodded. “Well, I have a favor to turn in with Sage. Come along now.” entering through doors, he lead us up the stairs. What is it with Wizards and stairs?

Eventually, I just up and teleported us to the top of them. And at said top was… what? Well this was weird, it's like I see different versions every few seconds.

“Hello? Sage?” Marsh yelled out, standing a little wobbly. I flashed him a sheepish smile, to which he waved off. 

“I’ma coming!” Said a strangely Italian voice. We heard footsteps coming from a stairwell and saw  Grey dragon- wait now he’s silver- wait now he's a Quake Dragon from DragonVale-wait now he’s- I am so confused. And it moves too fast for me to concentrate with my magic.

I raised a paw at him, myself looking slightly disorientated. “Uh hey.” My gaze flicked to a bookshelf suddenly appearing. “Ok, does anyone else see that?”

Kristana blinked “See what?” Marsh nodded, looking a little concerned.

I took another look around as I spoke. “It’s like the room changes in different ways every three or four seconds.”

Both before mentioned look more concerned. “You’re not losing your mind are you lad?”

I shot him an amused look. “Oh I had long ago.” I shook my head and rubbed my eyes. “Even the Wizard, Sage I assume, is changing.”

The Dragon identified as Sage ‘Not that I can identify him further- and he just turned into a Dragoness!’ gasped loudly and immediately rush to my side, studying me carefully. The look in his- her now- were stern as he-her- did. 

“Impossible, nobody else has seen the effects of the spell in such a way…”

Kristana walked to beside him. “What do you mean.”

I nodded, standing still and watched his every move. “Yeah, what spell?”

She- now h- screw it! Sage mumbled to himself incoherently. 

“Say again?”

“I said a spell that I still have not come with a name for.” Sage moved from me and over to Kristana also examining her. “You see, it was a spell that changes an area to what one expects and/or imagines it to be.” 

“That's interesting…” I muttered. ‘ An idea for the future!’

Sage nodded. Really trying hard not to say he or she, since Sage keeps switching between the two. “It is, but what's better that no two visitors will see the same thing, even if they’re there at the same time.” Sage grabbed one of Kristana’s ribbons, making her eep and making me slap his claw away. “Eh however, it seems that it has effected me in terms of making other see me as different dragons.” Sage grunted. “Blasted thing can’t reversed, but at least I can leave the home unaffected.

“So why am I seeing… this.” I gestured to everything happening. “ It’s giving me a headache.”

“Perhaps the magic isn’t agreeing with yours?”

I growled and snapped making it… great a blank screen! And Sage’s invisible minus the stereotypical wizard wear. “Well that didn’t work, but at least I’m not having optical migraine.” I grumbled.

Sage coughed. “Now then, what is it do you need?”

I raised a paw. “Do you have somewhere where I can test particularly… explosive spells?” Please say yes, please say yes!

“There’s a basement, you can use it.” Well that was easy. “By the way, the spell doesn’t affect it.”

“Got it.” I gave him a thumbs up. Dewclaw up, whatever. I turned to Marsh. “Mind if we leave you here?” 

He nodded. “I was going to ask you to. The favor is… private.” 

Our favorite Sylveon nodded, smiling. “We understand.”

Me. “Sir, yes sir!” Salute included.

With a flick of my tail, we disappeared from them and appeared at the base of the stairs. With a quick look, we (Kristana) found (stumbled on) the door to the basement. It was fairly normal, looking like it was rip off a wizard movie. Take your pick.

Then I- hey wait, nono this won’t do. Sorry guys, but this is going to be a surprise…

-----Old Timer Skiper-----

“Well that was a complete success!” I said upbeat. Kristana on the other paw groaned. And you could see why, seeing we’re covered in soot.

“You call that a success? You nearly blew up the basement!” The before mentioned Sylveon shouted.

I winked an eye closed. “Yeah, well it worked didn’t it?”

She puffed out her cheeks. “Worked? Can’t you just use your chaos magic?”

I shrugged. “Well, besides that I did use chaos magic to create.” I tapped her shoulder. “You see the more detail and magic you put into something the better. The more complicated, the more details needed.” I conjured a miniature sun onto the palm of my paw. “Like say I wanted to create a star, I would need to put more detail to make more like a star. I don’t exactly have to worry about the elements of it, like hydrogen or basic stuff like heat or gravity; the magic does that for me.”

I gripped my palm making the star disappeared into it. “ However, it's still important to have a clear picture of what you want to do. You don’t need nearly as much clarity as other magic's demand but chaos magic requires just the same: Concentration and a clear picture. Its very lenient on what it requires and simple things like teleporting need but a thought.” Well, the other reason was it took awhile to make the thing was because... well I leave at that I'm not very good with working with the mind. That's more of Discord's thing than mine.

Kristana sweat dropped. “Did you just try to make sense of Chaos Magic?”   

I also sweat dropped. “ Yeah, I did. I know I said screw logic, but I still liked to know. All I got is theories.” Kristana shot me a look. “Yes, the mysteries of Chaos Magic is still a mystery to even those who use it.” Well, I wasn’t quite right, but I didn’t know at the time.

Kristana shook off the soot. “Well any idea how it came to be?”

I shrugged, making the soot on me disappear. “I’ll give you the short version; basically, I think chaos magic was simple magic that changed and warped over time, kinda like radiation and some elements.” 

Kristana glanced up, pondering over it. I chuckled and patted her head 	again. “Don’t think about it too much, it's probably not important.” She considered it and agreed and that's when Marsh came back out. 

“Well… that went well.” He said almost sarcastically. 

I flicked an ear at him. “Something happen?”

He shook his head in annoyance. “Just the old coot being as stubborn as ever.”

Kristana poked his leg, getting his attention. “What was the favor?” She took a step back. “If it’s not a bother.”

Marsh smile and rubbed her head making her smile. I smirked. “Like to be petted uh?” She blushed a little.

Marsh chuckled at her embarrassment. “If it’s all the same to you, I rather keep it to myself.”

Kristana and myself nodded in acceptance. 

Marsh thanked us. “Now shall we get on with tour.”

Yep there was more. Unfortunately, Crimsoin couldn’t come up with anything else sooo….

-----Time Skipskip----

“And finally!” Marsh stood up with pride. “The Coliseum, where we hold ou’ tournaments and fight clubs.”

I perked at this. “Wait you guys have fight clubs?”

Marsh nodded at my enthusiasm. I like fighting if you couldn’t tell. “That we do.”

Kristana raised a paw. “But, wouldn’t the ponies outlaw it?”

We looked at her, Marsh incredulous and me wondering the same as her. 

Marsh clear his throat with a toothy smile. “No, they don’t mind fight clubs, wrestling and th’ like.” He placed a claw on his chin. “Well, the majority Manehattan they don’t, I ‘ear some towns and cities think of it as stupid and ‘unsurprisingly barbaric of us’.” He air quoted.

I shared his sentiment. “Not surprising at all, nothing wrong with a friendly fight.”

He nodded, then turned to the arena. “Thinkin’ of competing in it?”

“Depends.” I shrugged. “What are the rules?”

“Not much, no draining magic of any kind, no outside help; magical constructs don’t count.” I grinned at that one. ‘Perfect.’ “Though only up to two, no poisons or toxins, no sleeping magic and no mind manipulation.”

I nodded, noting each one in my head. “Sound fair.”

Kristana look towards me with a accusing smile. “You’re going to use that new thing are you?”

Again, I nodded padding towards the coliseum “ Yep!”

Her ears flattened against her skull as he smile turned nervous. “Try to not destroy the place.” Marsh raised an eyebrow at her.

“No problem!” I shouted already at the reception. “I’d like to participate miss…?”

“Mr. Rardaw.” The pink dragon glared at my sweat dropping from. “Name?”

“Sheogorath, Shiro for short.” The dragon wrote down my name.

“And class type?”

“Sorry?” Okay that was a stupid questioned.

“Class type, what do you primarily use in combat?”

I shrugged. “Whatever I feel like.”

Rardaw raised an eyebrow but shrugged it off writing down something. “And do you prefer a ring name?’

I thought for a moment before shaking my head. “No thanks.” I’m not too good at coming up with names anyway.

He nodded. “Alright Mr. Shiro you are good to go, just head in there,” he pointed to an entryway to the lockers. I thanked him and waved to the others before following his claw and disappeared behind the door.

Kristana and Marsh were walking into the audience in the meantime with Marsh paying for both and waved back at me and continued in. As the dragon sat down, Kristana jumped onto his head for a better view making her new ‘seat’ glance up before turning back to the arena. Thankfully there was no one behind them to provoke any complaining. 

The arena itself looked similar to that arena in Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire, you know the one with the dragon? Unlike it however, there were a lot less rocks to get in the way and around the edges of the place where pitfalls.

Back with me now, I was just sitting down waiting for my name to be called. An old and burly pony came over and reiterate the rules to me. Three that Marsh had missed were no invisibility or disguising myself as someone else no matter the reason and that falling into the pit falls was an instant lose.

“Crourser and Slaimear!” The announcer called.

I sighed before closing my eyes using my magic to watch the fight. 

And woo boy was it a fight!

Crourser was a young black drake about the size of Macintosh with steel armor on. Not counting his tail, he had four limbs. Wonder how he holds stuff. The spikes on him were barely visible, much less than his bright yellow eyes. 

Slaimear was a big, big wingless dragon with mud brown scales and wore less armor than the other. His bone like spikes were as intimidating as they were large. Again not counting his tail, he had eight limbs, two of which were bulky arms. The most intimidating  part about was the large boney club at the end of his tail. The less intimidating had to be his chubby face, if one were to ignore the scarred red eyes. And to top it all off, he was wielding two large maces in each claw.

Honestly, Slaimear looked like an immovable mountain. However, Crourser was not in the least worried. In fact it only seemed to get him excited as he bared his teeth with smile and lashed his tail back and forth. The bigger dragon smirked arrogantly, clanging both weapons together.

The actual fight was relatively short, but wow can Crourser fight. The black drake was dash in and out landing blow after blow on Slaimear, who just could not land a hit on him. At times the older dragon would blast out burst of fire which were dodge all the same.

Eventually, it came to an end as Crourser closed in with a flurry of attacks, using talons, teeth, tail even using his wings and slowly pushed the other into walking off into the pit falls.

The crowd cheered, it being mostly consistent of dragons but there was an occasional pony and even two griffins. I think I even saw a Changeling

“The Might vs. Lu Mask.”

Another young dragon, this one bluish green against a large masked pony with a large sword. I couldn’t tell much from the pony as he was wearing a dark clock. However I could tell he or she was an unicorn and from the color of the horn I could assume that pony had blue colored coat. And I mean the one attached to the pony. And from the aura coming from the horn, I guessed the pony would have pale cyan eyes. Yup, fun fact pony’s magic aura marched the color of their eyes normally.

The dragon was younger than Crourser and I honestly thought he was related to Marsh looking a like a miniature version of him.

The fight was… one sided would be putting lightly. The dragon didn’t even come close to hitting the pony leading him to frustration which lead to defeat. The ending of the fight was ‘The Might’ attacking wildly and roaring before ‘Lu Mask’ got behind him and hit him in the back of the neck with the butt of their sword knocking the dragon out.

“Shiro against Mireveir (Me-ra-vee-rah).”

Immediately, I teleported onto the arena sitting down with my eyes closed and a confident smirk. I thought I heard some of the audience chuckle at me, but we both know they're in for a surprise, am I right?

Opening my eyes I see a bluish silver Dragoness about the same age as Crosser and held some similarities. Same number of limbs and same body type. She had no spikes to speak of.

Leering at me with her sapphire eyes, Mireveir smirked. I smirked back before sitting up in a relaxed and lazy form.

She made the first move  and made for a roundhouse kick. I ducked underneath and brought up my now flaming paw. Jumping and spinning, I uppercutted her shouting “Supin'appākatto o bāningu (Literally ‘Burning Spin Uppercut’ in Japanese).” Taking both of us into air, before I grabbed her and threw back onto the ground.

She managed to twist herself to land on her talons before launching into the air swinging her tail at me. I blocked with my own tail, activating Iron Tail and released torrent of flames at her. She met it with her own blue flames canceling it out. I teleported out of the way and onto the ground.

Looking at her glaring form, I put my paws together and thrust them forward with a “hadouken!” before flinging a Aura Sphere to her side.

She dodged the spirit ball  and smacked the aura sphere away with her tail sending it into the wall. I held my smirk before teleporting again behind her and kicked the back of her neck. She was sent crashing into the ground.

With a mighty roar, she managed to surprise me and land a hit, sending me to the walls. Using my magic to make myself flout and avoid falling into the pitfalls, I dodged a ball of fire fired at me. I then rushed her at high speed punching her leg and back flipped kicking at the same time. While the kick itself missed, a pool of water appeared while I was punching her and as I kicked she was uppercutted by… a dolphin of all things. 

The ocean mammal vanished into thin air as I darted and kicked her right wing before maneuvering back in front of her hitting her with a point blank “rasengan!” shout included, the ball of air exploding and sending her into the pitfalls.

The crowd was silent, before Kristana clapped making the rest cheer or clap. Or grump, as I saw a few do so.

Returning into the locker rooms, I observed the next battle.

“Courser Vs. Lu Mask!”

‘ Lets see how this goes.’ I thought to myself.

Grunting Crourser wrapped his tail around their foreleg and swung them over to the ground. However, the cloaked unicorn teleported out and fired a magic bolt. Impressively, the drake countered by hitting the bolt back at the unicorn, who dodge and had to teleport again to avoid a wave of black fire.

Crourser wiped around looking franticly before looking up and was met with the flat of the blade with resounding *CLONG!* Wearing a irritated scowl, the dragon threw blade off of him and embedded it into a nearby wall. Looking back up, he saw Lu Mask flouting there with his horn glowing more brightly. Not wasting a second, Crourser charged quickly, missing a few wings strikes before grabbing them with a talon. 

The pony how ever again teleported out of his grasp and behind him. Imaging their surprise when they were met with a face full of flame. And imagine my surprise when the pony managed to buck Crourser while still in the flames making him recoil.

“Good hit.” Crourser commented with his smooth but tough voice. Then he spun around hitting Lu Mask with his tail multiple times before slamming his tail down onto him. The pony stood up, only to be hit again back into the dirt.

The dark dragon then picked them up with a talon and tossed them into the air. Once the masked pony fell right in front of him, Crourser unleashed a flurry of wing attacks while charging straight forward.

After one more kick, Lu mask was sent into, and I do mean into the wall. It was funny to see the bottom half of a pony sticking out of the wall. 

However, Lu Mask wasn’t finished as he teleported behind Crourser again and attacked with his own flurry of attacks. Crourser grunted as each connected with him. And finally with a roar, he grabbed them by their neck and slammed them repeatedly into the floor. 

After that show of strength, is was surprising to see the unicorn managing to grab the other with their magic and give him the same treatment.

The crowd was roaring as they continued to exchange blow after blow and I can hear Kristana cheer with them. She even did a few punches with her fore legs, almost losing her balance. Thankfully, Marsh helped her regain her balance.

Then out of nowhere, Crourser chomps them by the tail and spins them over his and throwing them. Lu Mask recovered, albeit shakily. Crourser was also breathing hard, but sucked it up as he dodge multiple lightning blots thrown at him.

And he promptly lost that breath after a bolt struck him the chest. Stumbling, he was pelted with more bolts until finding Lu Mask’s pattern and sent most of them back at him with a swing of his armored leg. Many of which were dodged but a couple hit home field.

Having enough and wanting to end this, I assume he did anyway, Crourser charged a high speeds smashing into the pony. The pony was just about to slip off the edge before the dragon grabbed him by the tail and repeatedly smashing them into the ground, before throwing them down the pitfalls.

His roars of victory were drowned out by the audiences.

I smiled, ending my view. I don’t see any else in here, so I guess next round is me vs. Crourser.

And I was given my answer after an hour. Sort of.

“The final shall be between Crosser and Shiro in the next hour!”

Makes sense though, dude was in a pretty good fight, I can wait.

----Time skip----

Okay, I can’t wait as well I thought I can! Pacing around the lockers with a Nintendo 3DS in telekinetic hand, my mood was wearing thin.

But FINALLY! The battle came.

In the next chap- NAH! I’m not going to give you cliff hanger!

Once again, I teleported to the scene and watched Crourser walk in confidently. I popped my neck. “You ready?”

He grinned, getting into a stance. “Always.”

I matched his grin before teleporting right in front of him. Enjoying his look of surprise, I punched him repeatedly in the face and finished with kicking using all four legs in a cartwheel motion. “Please, no one's ready for me.” I taunted. He just smirked again, recovering.

I then thrust my paw forward rabidly shooting balls of energy. Think on his feet, Crourser dodge the first few and dropped and rolled away from the rest. All before sending black flame straight for my face.

I just smiled more. Breathing deeply, I sucked it up into my mouth before sending it back to him. Or at least that was the plan, because he kicked me in the face causing a explosion. I admit, I made that happen.

Both of us were sent flying and landing on our respective limbs. 

We stared at each other, still grinning. 

“HA!” I shouted sending a shadow ball, before teleporting behind him. He didn’t noticed and batted it away, unaware of the blue light coming from my forepaws. “Kamehameha!” I had to do that at least once.

The ki blast belted him in back, but he stood his ground. Then he swung his tail at me making me duck underneath it. Then faster than before, he unleashed his series of wing strikes. Matching his speed, I dodged them and blocked the kick crossing my forelegs.

Then I teleported to his side and struck him with a paw before rapidly teleporting to random side delivering punches in between them. Then teleporting above him I kicked him into the ground. Landing and without missing a beat,  grabbed him with my mouth and sent him into the air. And to wrap it all up I sent a Gallic Gun into him, it slamming into his chest.

The resulting smoke shielded him from sight before he smashed into the ground making me lose my balance. Not missing a beat he managed to get a hit with a wing before I countered with Zen Head-butt. 

We both recoiled, me holding my head. “Ow.”

Then a textbox appeared before me saying “no one wins a head-butt kiddo…”

“Noted.” I said before ducking underneath a tail swipe and jumping back to dodged a couple kicks.

I smiled again. “Alright, I think I should put this to use.”

Crourser stood ready. Smirking even more, even a little bit evilly, I stomped on the ground making something break out from beneath me. Said thing kept me in the air before I queued with a swipe of my paw making the thing shoot a blast of magic at Crourser.

“And no, it's not Necromancy if that's what you’re thinking.” I clarified. “Meet the Gaster Blaster!” I gestured to my mount. The floating skull-like being roared in challenge. Soon after, I jumped off of it as it rushed Crourser sending another magic beam at him.

Crourser dodged it and attempted to attack it. However, it moved out of harm's way. The dragon was about the send his fire at it, but I interfere with a kick to the neck. This made him get pushed into yet another beam and at the same time a Kamehameha slamming into his back.

As dust filled the arena, the crowd was silent seeing only me and the Gaster Blaster. 

Nothing happened for a while so I thrust my paw into the air making my GB smile and even look joyful. That, was a critical mistake. Out of the dust came Crourser who slammed into me making me recoil. And unfortunately, I wasn’t able to react in time to the wing strikes. 

The crowd was even more silent if that was even possible as the kick sent me into the pit falls.

‘Well shit.’

And the crowd burst into cheers again. Pulling myself out of the pit fall, I jumped onto the GB again. I didn’t even need to give it an order before it floated lazily to Crourser.

I smiled good naturedly. “And that’s what I get for not checking thoroughly.” I joked, reaching a paw to him.

He gave a toothy smile, and shook it with his tail. “Yep.” he laughed before posing for the crowd.

I laughed when the same Silver Dragoness jumped from the stands and kissed him on the cheek making Crouser roll his eyes and nuzzle her.

Que the confetti and the horns!

---Later---

“How come you didn’t stay for the award ceremony?” Kristana asked. 

After we had bid Marsh goodnight, we lifted the Coliseum. Currently, we were about a block away from the Comic Store.

I looked back at her. “Because I don’t need a metal.” I said simply. 

She tilted her head, confused. “But, won’t it be rude?”

I waved her off. “Eh, don’t worry about it.”

Another minute of walking and already I could see Spike. “Hey Spike!” I yelled for him, making him jumped.

He waved at us approaching. “Hey guys, what took you guys?”

“A tour with Marsh that turned to a fighting contest in the arena that was pointless to the plot.” I glanced at a mare who was giving me the stink eye. I returned it “Not that kind of plot…” I told her.

Kirstana cleared her throat. “So Spike, how was your day?” 

He put a claw on his chin. “Lets see… well after you two left I spoke with the clerk who was a pink dragon girl who loved comics like me and…” Do I need to tell what happened? I don’t think so, just read the comic.

Wait, there's a comic? Hang on, I need to look this up.  

“What’s going on with his eyes Krist?”

“I… don’t know, Shiro?”

I blinked clearing the web browser from my eye. “Huh, there's comic series of the show.” I stated, much to the two’s confusion. “It’s nothing important.” But this is an issue. This event is way too early, 'I need to look into this' Looks like I've been upgraded to making sure  history goes in the order its supposed to. is there an actual name for that? I propose a challenge to you readers: come up with a name for that profession.

Kristana looked to Spike and shrugged. Spike kept his look of confusion, but relented.

“So Spike, what happens now?” Kristana asked with a curious smile.

He rubbed the back of his head. “Well, I don’t know.” Us Pokémon tilted our heads to the side. “I don’t have a way to get back, not until Luna comes by tomorrow.”

I held up my paw with a reassuring smile. “Well, I got good news for you Spikey.” I said, winking at him. “I can send you back right now if you want?” 

He nodded, smiling. “Yes please, I already said goodbye to every dragon.”

“Everyone.” 

Kirstana and Spike gave me a look. “Sorry, I like everyone better.” i shrugged. Then I smiled. “Off you go!” I snapped my ‘fingers’ and with a flash of magic he was gone.

And falling onto Twilight. Heh.

Kristana turned to me. “So now what?”

“Um.” I looked to the sun, seeing it about to set. “I think we should call it a day.” 

She deflated a little in disappointment. But her yawn convinced her to agree.

I smiled. “Come on Krist, I got an apartment set up already.” I clapped my paws teleporting us. “Rooms over there.” I said pointing to a door. 

She nodded before going the other way into the bathroom. 

Yawning to myself, I teleported in my room which was opposite to Krist’s. Ah, sleep. One of my favorite things to do. 

---Meanwhile!---

Luna had just enter her own royal apartment. She mentally berated herself for snapping at Spike like that. ‘He’s just a child.’ She reasoned with herself. ‘Not a diplomat or detective.’

She sighed and took off her horseshoes and the like and headed straight to the bedroom. Smiling, she was silently thankful that she didn’t need to have guards stationed at every door; just outside at the front door to her apartment.

Reaching the bedroom door, she took off a note that was taped onto it. “Kids like you never play by the rules, do you?” It read with no signature.

She huffed, before doing a quick scan for intruders or magic. Nothing. Luna smile before entering her room. Giggling to herself, she childishly jumped onto the bed feeling it. Say what you will, but Luna missed being a normal pony and this was fleeting feeling for it.

Then something felt off. She felt it for while noticing it felt… sticky? She tried to bring up her head, but was greeted with a unpleasant surprise. The bed was made of extra sticky cotton candy. She tried to pull her head out but only succeed to plow her muzzle into it due to the rubber band effect.

Then she tried pulling with all her might, but was put into a embarrassing position that made her blush. However, almost immediately a flash blinded her and she was in a more comfortable position. But still stuck. And her muzzle was stuck in the cotton candy again. 

Grunting, she lit up her horn to teleport out of it. It didn’t work. Well actually, it teleported with her. 

Seething, she tried to shout for the guards but found that the cotton candy silenced her. For a full hour she struggled against the bed f before deciding to get some sleep. ‘Cotton Candy smells good right?’

She took a light wif, careful to not breath it in. Her eyes widen and even watered a little. ‘I hate  blue cheese!!!” And worse, the smell was old and warm blue cheese. 

As she struggled one final time a note appeared in front of her. “Whadda you know, cheaters like you get a baaad time!” For some reason, she felt that whoever wrote this was laughing. 

'Wait…. SHIRO!!!'

I had to keep myself from laughing to avoid waking Kristana up.

WAIT! Before this chapter ends, Crimsoin forgot something! He forgot to mention my eyes weren’t that of an umbreon’s, they looked normal and were blue. Ok, good night!