> Pinkie's Troubles > by Twolegkit > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Pinkie's Troubles > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Wow, it's so beautiful out! Maybe I should have an Equestria's Beauty party!' Pinkie Pie thought as she bounced throughPonyville. "Hello Pinkie, how, umm, are you today?" asked Fluttershy in her usual timid tone. "Oh, hey Fluttershy, I... I'm ok." Pinkie replied in an identical tone, ' I want to tell her, I have to tell her! But just can't tell her!' "I... I've got to go I'll... I'll talk to you later ok?" Pinkie said hurriedly as she galloped away. 'Why can't I tell her?! WHY WHY WHY!!!' Pinkie scolded herself, finding she had galloped directly to Rarity's Boutique without thinking about it. 'Rarity is always willing to help anypony in need, maybe I can talk to her!' Pinkie Pie knocked on Rarity's door in her usual manor, showing some improvement of mood. Sweetie Bell opened the door, "Hey Pinkie, how are you today?" "I'm wonderful!" Pinkie said in a much more normal tone, "is Rarity home?" "Yea, she's up working in her room," Sweetie Bell replied, returning to her humming and coloring. "Thanks," as she walked up to Rarity's room, Pinkie started to get worried, 'What am I going to tell Rarity? Oh Celestia, why can't everything be fixed with laughter and fun?' "Hey Rarity?" called Pinkie, cracking the door slightly. "Yes? Please, do come in. Oh, Pinkie, to what do I owe this pleasant surprise?" Rarity asked with genuine enthusiasm. "Well," Pinkie hesitated, 'I can do this! If anypony were to understand, it will be Rarity.' "I just have something I mist tellsomepony, and the others, well, they aren't like you, they might misunderstand." "What ever is wrong Pinkie? I have never heard you speak in such a formal manor," Rarity asked, clearly very concerned for her friend, 'What has she done?' "Oh nothing," Pinkie said through a smile, "I just thought I might be able to make you laugh, I guess it just didn't work.Anywhooooo, I just thought that you might understand best." "Dear Celestia! Your in love aren't you darling! So... Who's the lucky colt?" Rarity asked with clear exceitment and little thought of the possible repercussions. Pinkie's face instantly broke, 'I'm so stupid! How could I ever think my love would be acceptable to anypony!' "Oh, darling, I'm so sorry. That's private, and besides, it's not very lady-like of me to ask," Rarity apologized. "Oh, it's not that, it's just..." Pinkie hesitated, 'I can't do it, I just can't!' Screamed Pinkie in her head, on the brink of tears. "Darling, you don't have to tell me if you don't want to." "No, I... I need to tell somepony," Pinkie replied, showing Rarity a side of her that, even Pinkie didn't know existed. "It's... It's a filly," Pinkie said dejectedly, "I just, I just feel like I'm not normal. You wont tell anypony will you?" "Certainly not my dear! Anyway, I do not think your weird for liking fillies! In fact, I am fond of fillies as well," Rarity said with a reassuring force. Both ponies could clearly hear a gasp in the hall. "Sweetie Bell! I told you not to eavesdrop, it's a horrible habit to get into dear," scolded Rarity. "I'm sorry Rarity," Sweetie Bell replied dejectedly, "but are you really a fillyfooler?" "If you wish to put it so crudely, yes. But, that's not a very respectful thing to say. How about you use 'fond of fillies', or even 'likes fillies'." "Yes Rarity," Sweetie Bell recited for the thousandth time this fall. "And," Rarity added before Sweetie Bell could leave, "don't tell anypony, and I mean ANYPONY. Not even Scootaloo or Apple Bloom, or I may have to send you back to live with Mother and Father in Canterlot." When Sweetie Bell finally left the room, Rarity turned back to Pinkie, "I'm sorry about that Pinkie, sometimes she has that horrid habit. I wish I knew where she picked it up." "It's ok, I thought it was pretty funny actually," Pinkie giggled. "Pinkie, dear, you think everything is funny," Rarity responded with an exaggerated roll of her eyes. "True, but you? A fillyfooler?" Rarity sighed, "I know you don't like the word, but it's just such a fun word! Anyway, so who's your lucky filly? Have you said anything to her? Is she a fillyfooler too? How long have you been a fillyfooler?" Pinkie fired question after question relentlessly. "Pinkie, Pinkie, please clam down. It's not very lady-like to tell, now is it?" Rarity said coyly, "Besides I shouldn't have asked you earlier, and for that I apologize. And as for saying anything to her, A lady waits for the other to make the first move," 'Although, with Fluttershy, that may have to change.' "Come on Rarity, I'll tell if you tell," Pinkie prompted hopefully. "You may tell me if you so wish, but I shan't tell you my dear." 'I wonder whatpony she likes, I bet it's Rainbow! She is always staring at her mane,' "Well, alright, I want to tell you anyway'" Pinkie hesitated again, "It's Fluttershy..." Pinkie finished in barely a whisper. "I'm sorry darling, I'm afraid I couldn't hear the last part," Rarity commented, clearly confused by Pinkie's nervousness. "Fluttershy!!!" Screamed Pinkie, who immediately shoved a hoof in her mouth. 'WHAT!?' "Fluttershy? I must say, I expected somepony more like Vinyl Scratch, seeing as she is a wild and creative mare like yourself," Rarity calmly said despite her inner turmoil. "Well yeah, she is a nice mare, and very cute too, but I mean, this is Fluttershy, How could anypony not like her, Everything she does is so cute and graceful, Plus she is the nicest pony there is!" Pinkie gasped out without pause. "I completely agree my dear, but please, clam yourself and breathe. Also once again, I meant nothing by my assumptions, I simply thought you may like a mare... more like yourself," Rarity added carefully, "Now, I simply must ask. Why is you felt the need to tell me of all ponies? Or even anypony at all?" 'Why did she have to tell me! How can me and Pinkie still be friends when we both like the samepony, Oh cruel fate!' "Well, honestly, I thought that you may be like me, because I have noticed you looking at filly flanks a lot ever since the thing with Prince Blueblood. And I needed to tell somepony, because, well I just couldn't keep it to myself anymore," Pinkie jumped up, back to her normal self, "Thank you sooooo much Rarity!" Pinkie said with a smile as she kissed Rarity on the cheek, "Maybe now I'll even have the courage to tell Fluttershy how I feel!" "It... It was my pleasure," Rarity blushed. That kiss was even enough to distract her from Pinkie's last sentence. As Pinkie left her room, Rarity finally recovered from the kiss enough to register the last thing Pinkie said before leaving. 'WHAT! She's going to talk to Fluttershy?! Ok, I must handle this delicately, as to not hurt Pinkie, but I cannot stand by and watch my chances with Fluttershy disappear!' > That Devious Mare > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What ever am I to do? What can I do?!?! Ok, Ok. Calm down Rarity. First, I need to go catch Pinkie before she may say anything to Fluttershy. Rarity thought as she rushed from her room to possibly ruin her friend's happiness. How am I going to stop Pinkie? Maybe I can play on her insecurities... No, I will not, CAN NOT, do that to my dear friend Pinkie. Rarity quickly found Pinkie as she was bouncing towards Fluttershy's cabin. "Pinkie! Wait!" Rarity gasped, "I know you feel like you could tell her right now, and that's wonderful, but I don't think you should yet. You don't even know if she likes fillies." Pinkie thought for a second and replied sadly, "You're right, thanks for stopping me, but how will I be able to know if she does?" Hmmm... Maybe I could.... "Well, with a pony as shy as Fluttershy, perhaps the best way to find out would be for a close friend such as Rainbow Dash to ask her for you? I'm sure Rainbow Dash could find a way to ask slyly," Rarity said, with a rather devious look in her eyes. Fortunately, Pinkie was too wrapped up in thought to notice it. She's right. I wouldn't be able to catch her looking at flanks like I did with Rarity, so maybe the best way is to just have a very close friend ask her. But Dashie? No, Dashie would just ask Fluttershy outright. No, this must be handled with a delicate hoof... Like... Pinkie perked back up suddenly, "Rarity! You could ask her! Your much more delicate about things than Dashie! And you're great friends with her!" "You want me to ask her? Well, I suppose I could. In fact our spa date is today! I could ask her then if you want." "Would you? Please? It would mean so much to me Rarity!" Pinkie was so excited she was bouncing higher than ever. "Of course I will my dear. Let's hope she does like fillies," Rarity said with a smile, For your sake and mine. ------------ "Hello, Rarity. How are you today?" "I'm delightful, how about you, Aloe?" Rarity replied to the pink spa pony. "Tired, but that means I'm making money right?" Aloe answered happily. "Correct you are. Anyway, is Fluttershy here yet?" "Nope, but I think I may see her coming this very moment," Aloe said trotting to the door, "Hello Fluttershy, I trust your feeling well today?" "Why yes. How about you and Lotus?" Fluttershy said, concerned for the blue spa pony's health. "I am doing fine, but sadly the same can't be said for Lotus. She is still sick and doesn't seem to be getting much better." Aloe replied sadly. "Well, I hope she gets better. Maybe I'll even come over to visit later this week. Oh, hey Rarity, do you, umm, know if something is bothering Pinkie? I was talking to her this morning and she just... rushed off," Fluttershy inquired with a bewildered look on her face. "I'm sure nothing is the matter, she is probably just being Pinkie. You know how odd she can be at times. Anyway, are you ready for our spa day?" Rarity asked with a flip of her mane, "I know I'm sure ready to be pampered." "Oh, umm, sure." "Wonderful!" Rarity turned her attention to the pink spa pony, "Aloe, we are ready. Will you be able to manage with your sister being ill?" "Oh, I'll manage," Aloe smiled, "Besides, Fluttershy doesn't require too much attention anyways. Shall we begin?" Aloe suggested, leading the two fillies to the massage room. "So, Fluttershy," Rarity began as she laid herself on the table, "have you found that special pony yet?" Clearly embarrassed, Fluttershy replied, "Oh, umm, no not yet." "But surely you do like some pony, don't you?" Rarity probed. Actually yes, but she doesn't need to know about her "Ummm, not really, no..." "Well, what do you look for in a colt? I just want to help you to be happy as soon as possible," Rarity nearly pleaded. "Well, umm I-" "You must care how he looks and dresses, correct?" "Well yes, but I-" "Oh, and how he acts!" Rarity grilled the shy pony. "Yes, but-" "And he must be talented!" SHE is all those things, why Rarity, why can't you just leave it. "SHE is all those things. Ok? That's why I've never had a coltfriend, because I LIKE FILLIES!!!" Fluttershy nearly screamed, showing her dark side for the first time since the Gala. "I, I'm sorry, Fluttershy. I never knew... if I did I guess I wouldn't have pushed you so much. How about we just enjoy each other's silent company for the rest of our spa date?" Rarity said in a small, regretful tone. "Ok, and Rarity?" "Yes, Fluttershy?" "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have yelled..." ------------ For the rest of the spa visit Rarity was clearly preoccupied, but Fluttershy being the polite pony she is decided not to push the issue. Well, now I know that Fluttershy likes fillies, so, do I tell Pinkie or not? If I tell her, I could lose my chance with Fluttershy, but if I don't, I could lose my friendship with Pinkie. Of everypony in Equestria, why did my friend have to fall for Fluttershy too? "Rarity?" "Hmmm?" Rarity grumbled distractedly. "You're all done for today. Fluttershy thought you were sleeping, so she slipped out a little bit ago. She asked me to tell you she will see you the same time next week, if not before," Aloe said with a slight hint of annoyance in her voice. "Oh, thank you very much dear. I'll see you next week then I guess," called Rarity as she left the spa behind for the week. I have to tell Pinkie, but how can I do so in such a way that she won't immediately run to Fluttershy? Think Rarity, think! Pinkie will most likely be looking for you today to ask what you found out. If only I had more time! ------------ By the time Pinkie left Sugarcube Corner, the newly returned Princess Luna had already begun to raise the moon. I wonder what Rarity found out from Fluttershy, but it's late, and that pony isn't much for staying up late, or getting up early. I guess I can wait until later tomorrow... besides, that will give me time to think of what I can say to Fluttershy. Wait... Rarity this morning seemed super extra keen to help me, I wonder if... No, if she liked Fluttershy too she would have told me. Even though she is lady-like, I think she would tell her own friend if she liked the same pony, right? She was probably just wanting to help me, she is the element of generosity, after all. > The Confrontation > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The following morning, Pinkie trotted happily to Rarity's Boutique. I really hope that Fluttershy does like mares... but even if she doesn't, Rarity does, and she's one fine filly! Pinkie thought with a giggle, having arrived at the Boutique. She lifted a hoof to knock in a more 'delicate' manner, but after ten minutes of waiting there was no answer, even though she had knocked a few more times. I bet she's just out getting materials for a new dress. I guess I can wait a little bit longer to see if I have a chance with Fluttershy... ------------ "Applejack!" called Rarity into the dark barn, "are you in there Applejack?" "Yes, Ah am. What do you need sugar cube?" asked the farm filly coming into view. "Well, I could use some advice," Rarity answered quietly, "if you wouldn't mind, of course." "Well of course Ah wouldn't mind! So, what seems to be botherin you sugar cube?" "It's about my friend, and I, actually, you see... we both like the same pony but she doesn't know I like this pony too and I. DON'T. KNOW. WHAT. TO. DO!!!" Rarity nearly screamed, beginning to cry. "Whoa now, calm down there Rarity, it will turn out just fine Ah'm sure. So, tell me darlin', what do you value more, your love for that pony? Or her friendship?" "My friendship of course! I wouldn't ever want to lose her as my friend!" Rarity gasped with a look of horror on her face. "Well, then it's easy. Just don't do anything to stab your friend in the flank," Applejack said. AUGH!!! How can I explain this to her without telling her everything? I mean, having to tell Pinkie that she does have a chance is not something that would normally be an issue, Rarity screamed to herself. "Darling, I know that. But what do I do? Should I tell her that I like that pony too? Or should I just keep my feelings bottled up and help her find out if that pony might like her?" Rarity asked desperately. "What do you want? Do you want to help her, or just tell her and talk to her about what to do? And, maybe if you help her, that pony might let it slip that he likes you." Rarity flinched at the mention of her love being for a colt. Applejack didn't seem to notice, "But, Ah think you should just go talk to your friend and tell her everything. It can't hurt, and Ah'm sure she would be happy that y'all are bein honest." "Thanks, I think I'll go find her and talk to her now," Rarity called as she trotted away. ------------ Well, Applejack wasn't much of a help, but who else could I talk to? Rainbow has no subtlety, and Twilight wouldn't know about anything like this from her books. Oh Celestia, why can't everything be as easy as making a dress? She sighed, Well... I suppose I should talk with Pinkie about this. Let's just hope she doesn't hate me... ------------ "Hello Mrs. Cake, is Pinkie Pie home?" Rarity asked as the blue pony appeared from the kitchen. "Oh, yes she is dear. Did you want any sweets, or are you just here to see her?" Mrs. Cake asked hopefully. "Sorry Mrs. Cake, I'm not in the mood for anything right now, but maybe on my way out I'll grab a few cupcakes for Sweetie Bell," Rarity said as she headed up the stairs to Pinkie's room. "Pinkie?" Rarity called through the cracked door, "are you home?" "Rarity?!" called the energetic pink pony as she shoved the door open, nearly smacking Rarity in the face, "What did Fluttershy say?!? Does she like mares?!?! Do I have a chance?!?!?" bombarded Pinkie. "Pinkie, darling, please clam down. I will tell you everything, don't worry... but first, why don't we go inside your room? I love Mrs. Cake, but she doesn't need to know the things I'm about to tell you," Rarity said calmly, guiding Pinkie back inside. "First, there is something I really need to tell you, and I can only hope you wont hate me for it." "Uh Rarity, what...?" Pinkie began. "The pony I love is Fluttershy too!" Rarity blurted, "Yesterday I just didn't know what to do, if I should have told you, or what to do, but now I know that I have to be honest with you!" "Y-you like Fluttershy too?" Pinkie asked in a slight state of shock, "b-but I thought you would like Dashie! You're always staring at her mane..." "Well yes, Rainbow does have a beautiful mane, but as you had put it, how can anypony not love Fluttershy..." Rarity treaded carefully, "I don't want this to come between us. Above all else, I want to stay your friend." "Why didn't you just tell me yesterday? I laid out my heart for you to hear and you even offered to help me, but you didn't bother telling me about something that might come between us? Why did you even help me? Did you just want to know for yourself, and I just so happened to be a convenient tool for it?" Pinkie said, obviously hurt. "I didn't tell you yesterday because I wasn't thinking clearly, dear. I was thinking only of myself... yes, I helped you for my own benefit at first, but I realized that it was wrong, VERY wrong, and now I am asking, no, BEGGING for your forgiveness..." Rarity said on the verge of tears for the second time today. After a moment, head down, she turned to leave the way she came, when Pinkie spoke up. "Rarity, wait. I don't want to lose you as a friend. I mean, the fact that you tried to use me, that hurts, but I can't stand to lose you. I-I wouldn't know what to do if I didn't have you to visit and annoy almost every day! And besides, who else can I talk with about mares if Fluttershy so happens to not like fillies?" Rarity perked right up and ran to hug the pink pony, "Oh! I almost forgot! She does! She does like fillies!!!" "She does?!?! Well, what are we waiting for! Let's go talk to her!" Pinkie screamed, bouncing out the door and down the steps. "Pinkie darling, wait for me!!" ------------ Fluttershy was in a panic, Why couldn't I just tell her yesterday? I was talking to her, and yet, I couldn't tell her! Why am I so pathetic... "Angel, what do you think? Should I tell her?" Angel just stared back, "But, what if she doesn't like mares too? And what would my friends think? I know Rarity would support my love for anypony, But what about Applejack? She's so old fashioned that she might think it's an abomination. Or what about Twilight? This is not something she would have read about, would she understand? Oh Angel, what do I do?" Angel simply shrugged. "Why can't I just say it, why can't I say 'I love you-" a knock on the door interupted Fluttershy before she could confess her love aloud. "Oh, I wonder who that could be?" > How can I compete? > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- When Rarity finally caught up to Pinkie Pie, she suggested they think about how to handle the situation instead of just charging in, "Pinkie, I'm just saying that we don't even know if she likes one of us. As a matter of fact, she said she doesn't like any fillies currently." "Right, so we go in and ask her if she would be willing to go on a date with one of us, easy peasy!" the pink pony said, still bouncing to Fluttershy's cabin. "Pinkie, please just slow down, I'm beginning to break a sweat!" Rarity yelled dramatically, and Pinkie slowed with a chuckle, "Now, what you suggested would work... if you were Rainbow Dash. Neither of us have the guts to just go in there and confess our love for her like that. No, we must be more tactful, have a nice conversation with her for a while, then let it slip that we are fond of her." "Why should we do it like that instead of just telling her?" "Because, my dear Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy is quite the timid pony, so we want to tell her when she is relaxed. Such as after having had a meal and a nice conversation." ------------ Rarity set up the evening, "We could all go out to dinner together tonight. Pinkie and I were already planning on going, so we thought that maybe bringing a third would be a delightful idea. Besides dear, the three of us, we never do anything together, so this might be a fun way for us to forge a new kind of friendship." "Oh, I don't know... What about Angel, and all the other animals?" "Oh please please please pleeeeeeeeeeeeease!!! Pretty please with sprinkles on top? Sprinkles? Would a cupcake with sprinkles on top help you want to come with us?" Pinkie pleaded. Fluttershy giggled, "Sure Pinkie, I would love a cupcake with sprinkles, maybe we can stop at Sugar Cube Corner for some on the way back from Rarity's lovely evening." "So you will come?!?" Rarity and Pinkie screamed in unison. "Of course," Fluttershy replied giggling. ------------ The place was beautiful; it was the sort of high end restaurant that neither Pinkie nor Fluttershy ever so much as dreamed they would have the chance to eat at. Even though their outfits, which they had taken from Rarity's personal wardrobe, could reassure them that they would actually be allowed inside, and the fact that there were many fancily dressed ponies waiting to be let in, their fears perpetuated. "Hello Miss Rarity," the door guard addressed the white pony as they neared the entrance, "might I say, thank you for the wonderful gown you made for my wife last week." "Oh, it was my pleasure Emerald Spotter. It was actually a very enjoyable dress to make," Rarity replied as she walked in, much to the distress of the waiting ponies. "See? All it takes to get in is to know a very important pony, not hard, right?" Emerald Spotter called to the waiting ponies sarcastically, nodding to Pinkie as they passed. "Oh my," Fluttershy gasped as she saw the inside, "It's so beautiful..." The ceiling was deceptively high, with tables made from clouds dotting the upper portion of the building, and all throughout the restaurant there were statues of pegasus ponies and many fancily decorated columns, there was also much flowing water, most of which was pouring from the pegasus statues. Not even the waiters lacked in beauty, wearing their collars and bow ties. "I never thought I would be in a place like this," Fluttershy said in awe, still looking around trying to absorb all the beauty. "Well my dear Fluttershy, this is just one of the many benefits of being friends with an unicorn such as me." Fluttershy giggled, "Well, maybe we should spend some more time together then." Pinkie saw what was happening and began to worry, How can I compete with Rarity when she can do all this for Fluttershy? What can I do for her besides throw her parties? That's no life for a pony like Fluttershy, but this, this is where Fluttershy belongs. Maybe it's best that I don't tell Fluttershy how I feel after all and just let her be with Rarity... ------------ The dinner was just as beautiful as everything else; they had daisy salads to start them off, with cooked carrots, tulips, and roses for the main course. And for desert, they each had a piece of very rich chocolate apple cake. "Well, what did you think Fluttershy? Would you like to come back with me sometime?" "It was wonderful!" said the yellow pony in a most uncharacteristic way, "and I would love to come back with you anytime you would have me," she finished with a blush that went unnoticed by one pony. "Anytime my dear, and what about you Pinkie? What did you think about desert? I specifically requested the chocolate apple cake for you." Rarity said turning to Pinkie. "It was amazing! Don't tell the Cakes this, but," She said lowering her voice so the others had to lean in to hear the rest, "this is way better than anything I have ever had!" "Well, then it should be a surprise to you that the Cakes actually make it and bring it in before dinner begins getting served," Rarity said with a giggle. "Really?! I'll have to get them to make me 20 tomorrow!" the pink pony said, also giggling. By this point Fluttershy was giggling too, and they were drawing attention from all the tables around them, but not even Rarity cared, they were having way too much fun. ------------ It had been a lovely evening, and as they walked Fluttershy home, all their minds were on one thing: love. Finally, when they reached Fluttershy's cottage, they had all made a decision on the matter. Rarity was the first to act, "Fluttershy, I have something I need to tell you," she said turning to Pinkie, expecting her to say the same thing, but she said nothing and only looked at the ground. "R-really? I have something I would like to say too, but please, you first." "W-well, I think that... no! I know that I love you, Fluttershy!" Rarity exclaimed with a cringe, expecting the pain of rejection, but what actually happened surprised her immensely. "Really?!?! That's what I was going to say!" Fluttershy screamed, running to embrace her new filly friend. Rarity was stunned, "W-what was that?" Please don't let this be a cruel trick, please Celestia, let me have heard her right. "I said 'I love you' Rarity! And how could I not? You're kind, generous, and always there for me. Oh, and.. you're very pretty, too," Fluttershy said with a blush, giggling for the twentieth time that night. ------------ Epilogue: "Why didn't you say anything?" Rarity asked Pinkie as they walked home from Fluttershy's cottage a few hours later. "I don't know, I guess I thought she would just be better off with you..." Pinkie said sadly. "Thank you Pinkie, thank you so much," Rarity said with great sincerity, although she couldn't help but feel sorry for her friend. "Don't mention it. And I mean don't," Pinkie said walking into the Cake's shop in what could be interpreted as a cold manor. "Oh, Pinkie.... Please let us still be friends..." Rarity muttered, with a small tear growing in her eye. Also, a wonderful picture of the end http://valiantrarity.deviantart.com/#/d4npia5