Reducing your life by 10 fold
So long, farewell
Ever since I was banished from Equestria I have felt so happy, all my emotions perfectly in tune I just wish one day I could return to my home..
I sat in my office waiting for the subject you arrive for my new “ Test’s “. A cup of coffee in hoof I run over the commands once more. “Lights? Check!, Sound?, Check!, Doors?, Check!” going through each and every command ready for him to arrive. He was already 10 minutes late. “Doing the calculations, I’d so far his life has just been decreased 10 fold, I can’t wait!” talking to myself I spit lightly. Taking another sip of coffee a voice comes over
the intercom.
"Subject, has arrived sir where would you like him?" the voice says in a firm tone.
I pause for a moment and think...
What is the best cause of action that is the most enduring route for him/her to take?
Which is the most painful?
Must I account for each aspect to make the game more interesting?
"All the variables need to be accounted for!" I scream in a fit of self forget.
I drop to the floor rummaging through the paper scattered around my office looking for the right one. Telling myself "I'm sure you did it. I recall laughing at the end. You remember don't you?"
Telling myself again in a smart comeback "Yes I do remember please shut up why I'm looking I prefer to be in peace" I continue rummaging and find the piece of paper I was looking for muttering under my breath "Today is going to be a fun day". Pushing myself up with the paper in hand I tell the man over the intercom "Send him to bay four. Make sure he's locked up really tight, I will take care of the rest" giggling as I do.
"I enjoy my life so much!" laughing spinning in my chair watching as yeah revolution the subject being thrown in and confused on where he is. I put my hoof out and stop myself from spinning in threat in might throw up. Placing a hoof on red button that turned on the black microphone which was prompted in front of me I speak loud and clear... "Hello! Welcome to my amazingly fun game. Well I say fun- for you- it's slightly less fun" laughing in each pause I take.
The subject is shouting up looking, towards the ceiling on the room saying "Who are you! What do you want from me?" the sound of his voice is like music to my ears I fell for him in the way he isn't having as much fun as I am.
Placing a hoof on the intercom again I speak "Now now, shall we begin? You will find out soon enough." biting my lip in anticipation for his answer..
The subject sighed speaking only a few words; "Go to hell with you!"
I laugh at his enthusing spirit saying "Let the games begin!" as if I was holding the next Equestria Games. I dramatically hit the button that controlled the lights in the maze. Watching the pony threat to look at them as he adjusted to the brightness was so entertaining. "Well I had better tell you the rules, shouldn't I...";
"Let's begin shall we...
There are five floors each containing a total of 100 rooms.
Each room contains a different puzzle for you to complete.
Upon completion of a room you will obtain a relic, which you will then use to get out of each stage. Upon completing a stage you will obtain a crystal.
I am situated on the 6th floor. To win you must bring all five crystals to the 6th floor and present them to me.
After doing so you will be rewarded with a lovely blue ribbon and we can have a picnic!?”
I tell him with so much excitement and happiness in my voice I do not care to notice the way he has already got past my first room "Oh how you do move so quickly!". I wondered why people didn't like doing these challenges. I mean I find them rather fun and entertaining to watch so surely it must my entertaining to play? Right? Besides I would reduce myself to that low of a level! I am the games' master of-course!
I decide to ask the poor colt in my maze to tell me about himself "So. What is your name my dear friend?" to my amazement he actually replied without telling me to die. What a pity I enjoy it when people do that, gives me more of an adrenaline rush when I watch you suffer
"My name is Firefly. Yours?" he spat.
"Did you just ask my name?" I questioned towards him.
"Yeah, got a problem with that!" he shouted. I loved it when he shouted. His voice echoed through the room and send shivers down my spine. Each nerve it touching was extravagant feeling ever.
"I do not have a name my friend unfortunately I was taken from me at an early age but-, if you would like to call me something just call me your pal" I attempt this because I would love the feeling to have a friend. I never understood why people wanted friends. Always a blur in the spectrum of life. Thinking about my friend should I tell him about those rooms which just happen to be a dark abyss? Or the rooms filled with lava? "Excuse me would you like to know something?"
The colt spat at me saying "Stop talking to me please." I couldn't help, but think that this has unfortunately caused the end of him because, when he opens that door a lovely pit will meet him. Did I mention that the pit contained lava at the bottom? Oh such fun. I did say didn't I 'Doing the calculations I'd so far his life has just been decreased 10 fold, I can't wait' recalling of the top of my head "Ah yes I do remember saying that. I speak into the intercom for a final time speaking only these words "Fearwell my dearest friend" I hit the button that said quote on quote "Die"
As soon as the button was pressed the lights in his room went dark. I muted the sound coming from his room, but enhanced the image for a better quality and pulled the bag of sweet popcorn out for under my desk saying "It's your time to shine" I giggled under the excitement and pressed a few more buttons labeled; Walls, Music and Auto Door Activation. In an instant the wall start to close in from the left and right and aligned with the door's walls then the wall which used to contain entrance started pushing him towards the door which contained the glowing abyss where he would meet his doom. Slowly, but surely the walls pushed him off the edge and he fell into the pit. I found the song playing in the background rather entertaining to listen too considering;
"So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu"
But after it was all over I get a message from the man asking if I wanted another person. I say,; "Bring him to say ... bay 42"
And so it begins....
My life is perfect
My life is perfect
My life is.... Perfect
Ever since I was banished from Equestria I have felt so happy, all my emotions perfectly in tune I just wish one day I could return to my home.