Ch eighty pie.
Fire and chaos.
That filled the land as far as the eye could see. After the gods of the sun, the moon and the chocolate fell everything fell with them. This was due to an almighty warrior and his sword. He had slain the mighty sun beast by plunging his sword into the mouth that had her tail sticking out of it. Mommy said he was not allowed near that mouth for at least a few more years. Then mommy and Luna started arguing over what mommy said. The mighty warrior that had slain the gods was none other than Buttons the changeling, not that dumb pony one. He was hanged, but was released when he started crying that the rope was giving his tummy a rash.
Buttons the changeling after slaying the sun god rose the power that same moment. They all bowed before him without transcendence.
‘I don’t think you know what that word means.’
Buttons ruled the kingdom with an iron hoof alongside daddy and mommy, but they kept trying to put him in timeout because he was too powerful, so he had them banished to the corner for a billion years.
‘Why so long? What about snacks?’
After the banishment of a billion years they brought snacks and peace rained throughout the land. But a terrible evil rose to challenge king buttons.
“When did you become a king?”
The evil wore purple cloths and had a very scary smiley face.
‘Why am I the scary clown?’
But with the help of Iron hoof, The Bulk, and Spidermane---
‘You forgot the Hawkeye and captain Equestria.’
Those three heroes were the only ones that king needed because the other ones are dumb and boring. So they rose to fight the scary clown, but sadly The Bulk lost his puppies and had to leave the team. Soon Dr strange hoof came in to help the mighty team.
‘Is that one pony with the blue box? He still won’t let us play in it.’
An epic battle happened filled with lasers and fighting big dragons----
‘Like the one 57 thinks is cute?’
‘I do not!’
And so after the long really long epic battle the team traveled to Ponyville for guacamole because it was holy or something. And yummy with salt and milk and a good fat according to the pink thing. Oh yeah the pink one died, the kings mommy threw her into the sun. And thus the land was free of the pink things and the king and mommy and daddy and Luna ruled the land in harmony. That was until the pink thing came back as a zombie and raised an army of the undead and-----------
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“Buttons! What are you doing?!” Celestia yelled as she barged into her royal study. The first thing she saw was three nymphs standing over her desk with crayons in their hoofs.
“Nonononononono! Are those the important documents I was looking for!?” She yelled as she ran to the desk snatching the paper away from the three nymphs.t they stared for a moment at her wondering what to do next, it needed to be executed correctly or it would bring ruin on the changeling race. the glare she was giving them made up their minds and went for evacuate plan 38.
“Scatter!” One of them screeched, making the three changelings run buzz around the room, scattering more paper and leaving marks all over the walls.
“Nononono! I just had this room cleaned!” Celestia screamed as her horn flared picking up as many of the papers as she could.
“How did you even get chocolate—DISCORD!” Celestia yelled as the three changelings continued to make a mess of her study. Chrysalis walked by taking a quick peek grinning evilly as she saw what her children were doing.
"Hhehehe! see dear i told you they would make you proud." She said walking away with a spring in her step as she dragged a white stallion behind her.
"No! mercy!" he yelled clawing at the floor, it only made her giggle as she continued to trot away.
"Mercy is for the weak. besides i need more children." she said giggling loudly as the stallion screamed like a filly as he was dragged into a darkened room. the nearby guards silently praying for him as the sound of the door being locked echoed though the hallways. Celestia still trying to get all the papers in order for her next meeting.
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A mismatched figure grinned evilly as he watched the scene unfold in front of him. His tail wagging back and forth as he watched his little mirror.
“Discord? What's so funny?” A soft voice asked making him grin as he looked over his shoulder at a yellow Pegasus.
“Oh, nothing my dear Fluttershy just enjoying the little teaser the author just put out. Though he really needs to get to work on the real part 2 of this series.” Discord said with a chuckle as the words To be Continued appeared over his head.
“Discord! What did I say about making words appear out of thin air!?” Fluttershy yelled, nearly bumping into the U.
“Oops, sorry dear.” he said snapping his fingers making the words disappear. Fluttershy only giggled as she walked back into the kitchen.
"would you like some cookies Discord? they're your favorite. " she said with a warm smile as Discord shot up from his seat.
"Choco double fudge sprinkled cookies!?" he yelled as he quickly ran into the kitchen his tail wagging behind him as he looked forward to eating some cavity inducing treats. though he could practically hear a well known dentist grinning as he made his way to his snacks.
late April fools guys XD hope you dont mind the horrible writing since this was done in like 30 minutes so i hope you enjoyed it and maybe just maybe this will lead to something new!
Discord: you are such a liar.
Shut it!