> Take A Swim
>  by Dick Butt
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> Seriously...Take A Swim
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	I sat in Twilight's library, watching her flip through a book written in some long dead language. "So...no ideas?" I crossed my legs and watched the purple mare wander around the strange tree. "Nothing?"

Twilight scratched her chin and levitated the book up to her face. "I don't know, I have something that might work." She scratched her hooves against the ground and hummed. "But it might rip you in half."

I nodded slowly. "Or not, or you could not do that." I rubbed my arm and watched Spike waddle through the library with a stack of books balanced on his head. "We could test it on Spike, and not rip me in half."

Twilight huffed and turned to me with a heavy frown. "Do you have to sit there? You're a little distracting." She kept her voice low but I could hear the agitation leaking through.

I shrugged. "Well...Rainbow Slag is out there somewhere, still haunting the skys like the damn angel of death." I ran my hand over my shoulder. "I don't know."

Twilight smiled at me and closed her book. "Chuck...how about you go hang out with Pinkie? You could go, have some fun...let me work, it'd be great!"

I shrugged. "Pony food is like pouring sugar down your throat. I'd really--"

Twilight shook her head. "Chuck...go."

I threw my hands up. "Alright. Just try to get me home."

Twilight nodded, her horn flickered a bit as she set her book down. "I know. But you could look on the bright side, you could have landed in Cloudsdale."

I grunted. "Or rather splattered against the ground under it...." I shook my head and thought back to Rainbow Dash trying to drop me off at her house. "...She's really just evil."

Twilight cocked her head. "Who?"

"Rainbow slag! She dropped me like a lead weight!" I shrugged. "Fine, I'll go piss around with the groundwalkers! You purple elitist!"

Twilight held her hand up and swished her tail around.

I shook my head. "Man I don't know. I'm gonna go find Pinks...." I stood up and kicked over a stack of books. "Hungry anyways. I'm going to the god damn beach."

Twilight waved me away. "Go have fun. I'll figure something out for tomorrow."

I stepped out into the doorway. "Oh I will!" I turned to face her. "Pony little-- Put that book down and look at me!"

Twilight snapped her book shut and looked at me. "Pinkie!?"


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I sighed and looked down at my sun-brunt hands, the sand behind them was a bright peachy tan. "Man...I wish I was blue."

Pinkie looked me up and down. "Now why'd you ever want to be all blue and sad?" She smiled wide and grabbed my hand. "Well, I guess you could be like Rainbow Dash, but I don't think you really mean like her!"

I scratched my head, completely lost to the mare's fervently shifting train of thought. "I just meant cause I'd burn less." I rubbed my arm and looked around the lake. Ponies were sitting around, either half-naked or completely stripped. I couldn't help but feel a bit ashamed of my mushy pink stomach. "No offense, but pink isn't great for a guy out in the sun."

Pinkie frowned and cocked her head. "What'dya mean? Pink is always perfect!" She giggled loudly, capping it off with a loud snort. She walked with my hand trapped under her own and dragged me towards the water.

I sighed and caught myself before I could smile. "You're different though. And you're a girl, you're allowed to be pink."

Pinkie swung around, I stumbled forward and rebounded off her chest. I stumbled back slightly as Pinkie fixed her swimsuit. I watched like an idiot as she stuffed herself back into the already strained cups of her top half. "Whoopsies." She dug her hand in and stuck her tongue out as she cupped herself and seated her breast back into place.

I bit my lip and nodded. "Yeah, sorry. Kinda like how I got here right?" I looked back to Ponyville. The town was about as normal as could be aside from the flying ponies fluttering through the sky. "She kinda ran full tilt into me like a hockeyplayer."

Pinkie frowned. "It was a while ago though, you're not still angry, right?"

I rubbed my neck. "Eh, not really." I stared down at Pinkie's body. She was doughy, but with a solid shape to her that meant she didn't have any rolls. I wished I could have said the same, as I started to bulge at the sides. "Hard to be mad around you."

Pinkie smiled wide and showed off her full set of whites. "Well I'm happy you're happy!" She grabbed my hand again and started off, leaving a set of thick hoof prints on the damp sand. She pulled me along the shore and hummed softly. "Chucky--"

"Please don't call me that." I walked up beside her and looked out over the shore.

Pinkie looked up at me with a frown. "Please?" I felt the grip on my hand tighten.

I felt my face fall flat into a frown as she stared at me. "Uh...sure. Are you okay?"

Pinkie nodded. "Mmhmm." She looked out towards the water. "You like Rainbow Dash, right?"

I tried to scratch my arm but Pinkie refused to release my hand. "I mean, like as a friend." I scratched my lip instead. "To be honest not really. She's really rough for a mare." I looked back to Pinkie. "Softer approach always worked better for me."

Pinkie's hand started to crush my fingers. "Okay." I watched as her mane slowly deflated and dragged down until it was flat. "...Alright."

I tried to flex my fingers. "Pinkie, you alright?"

Pinkie looked back to me. The color in her face had started to grow dull. "Yeah. Just thinking and junkity junk." She snapped her head down towards the water. "It's getting late."

I looked up past the water and watched as the sun went down. "That...that's always going to be creepy." I stared as the sun hurried down unnaturally fast. "Yep...yep, still creepy." I watched as the ponies around us packed up before the sun met the mountains. "Hmm...never gonna get used to that."

Pinkie watched the sun go down and turn a deep orange. "It's kinda pretty."

"I guess." I tried to pull my hand free. "Pinkie, you're kinda crushing me."

Pinkie looked back at me. "Um...sorry." She didn't let go of my hand.

I cleared my throat. "Pinkie...you gonna stop crushing me or--"

I stopped dead as Pinkie pulled my hand up and sank it into her swimsuit. I held my breath as the warm set of tits surrounded me up to the wrist. Pinkie slowly shoved me down to the forearm between her breasts. The weight and heat melted against me and buried my hand in a sweaty mess of Pinkie. She kept her eyes locked on me while she did it, burning into me while she had me grabbing her tits.

I took a deep breath and looked down at my hands. Pinkie took a deep breath. "...Chucky?"

I slowly pulled my hand out and stepped back. "Pinks...what the hell?"

Pinkie stood there, highlighted by the dying sun. "Sorry! Sorry I didn't think-- I asked and you--" This was one of the rare times I'd seen Pinks actually get nervous. "I'm sorry! Do you just wanna go home and have something sweet? Please, I'll make it for free and everything!" She smiled wide, but her mane was still down and that gave it all away.

I took a deep breath and looked her up and down. "So how long this been going on for?" I pointed to her hooves then up to her chest. "How long you been waiting to pull that one on me?"

Pinkie's ears flattened out. "I'm sorry...."

"I'm not." I reached out and planted my hands on her sides. Pinkie let out a soft gasp as I slid my hands around her legs and dug my fingers under her bathing suit. She was warm and each spot of her gave way gently under my fingers. I pulled her against me until her chest was pressed up against my own. I leaned my head forward as I grabbed her soft squishy ass. I took a deep breath and took in the sweet bubblegum smell of Pinkie's mane.

Pinkie quivered as I slid my hands up and across her back. I felt something dig against my chest and throw me back. I stumbled back and landed ass first in the sand. "Oh Jesus, damn you still push hard!"

Pinkie whirled around and stepped down into the water's edge. I watched as she bent down and splashed herself with water. She fumbled around with the clean lake water while I stood up. She raised her ass and looked back as me as I stared. She stood upright and took a deep breath. "Chucky?"

I held my breath a bit. "Um...Pinkie?"

Pinkie turned around and pulled the end of her swimsuit open. She held her mouth open and let her tongue stick out. "Come here baby...."

I stood dead on the shores of the lake. Pinkie stood there in the water, tongue asking to have cock laid down on it, body jiggling in her suit as she tempted me. "...Alright." I stripped down and tossed my shorts away. I wasn't going to question fate, I was going to nail the jiggly baker without hesitation. I was dumb, but I wasn't a fucking idiot.

I walked up to Pinkie and put my hands around her waist. I locked eyes with her for a moment before she threw her arms around my head and leaned forward. I slid my hands up and groped her soft puttyesque body as we kissed. It was warm, and with the turn of her head, Pinkie turned it into something rather rough and sloppy. I closed my eyes and fought tongue to tongue with the normally bubbly mare. Each set of lashes as I worked to yank her suit down made it all the better.

She swung a leg behind me and pulled me tight as I pulled back and slipped down. I sunk my thumbs into her chest and lifted up until the entire weight of her breast was against my digits. The shear mass was unfathomable, and made all the worse by the heat radiating off her body.

I licked her chest and worked my way down. I buried my face between her breasts and took a deep, damp breath. The smell of her, the feeling of her smothering me, the heat and the sounds she would let out as I held her. I lost focus for a bit and let myself sit face first between her breasts.

I felt the world tip slightly as I fell back and slammed into the damp sand near the shore. I had a moment of panic when I tried to breathe but only met pink skin. Pinkie let out a sharp grunt as I leaned my head up and gasped for air. "Jesus." I spotted a few abandoned beach umbrellas suddenly upsidedown. Pinkie had toppled us and was laying across me. I let out a soft grunt as she wiggled her flank and ground herself against my bare cock.

Pinkie giggled softly. "Little Chucky's all excited."

I let out another grunt as Pinkie pushed up and scooted back. I just stared at the umbrellas as my cock dragged roughly over her swimsuit covered body. I kept my hands against her as long as I could, but soon enough she tore herself away from me and cupped herself. She smiled wide, her mane tried to pop back up but the weight of the water kept it down and straight.

I laid back down and let Pinkie slowly lean back onto my knees and take hold of me. Her hand was soft, and after a quick twirl of her thumb across my tip, her strokes grew slick and pleasant. I could hear her giggle as I tried to catch my breath. "Chucky's a little twitchy." She laughed softly and pulled me. I felt myself throb under her grip, it seemed to be a sign for her to tighten her grip and lay down.

I dug my fingers into the sand as Pinkie pressed my cock between her breasts. I tried to raise my hips, but under the weight all I could do was slid my tip out from between her mounds. I snorted angrily as Pinkie squeezed herself together, smothering my cock in warm supple flesh. I dug my heel into the sand and tried to get a handle on things. Pinkie laughed and lifted herself up.

My tip was met with a smooth warm glide, made all the worse by the compression and hefty fall back down against my lap. I leaned back into the sand as Pinkie had her fun toying and teasing me. I felt something rough and wet flick against my tip and cause me to buck again. "Tastes good...." Pinkie giggled and went back to ruining me.

My chest heaved as I let the mushy slip between her breasts grow sticky and hot. A loud slapping started to fill the air as she hurried and sent a strong tickle from base to tip. My entire being focused on the tip of my cock as it slid neatly across her smooth skin and up into open air.

Pinkie just laughed and occasionally flicked her tongue across my cock. And the few times I dared look up, I found a bright blue eye'd mare smiling and laughing at me as she pulled me closer and closer to my breaking point. "Chucky Chucky Chucky.... Am I good little filly?"

I laid back down and felt a deep ache slowly seep away. I looked up as best I could, my view still partially obscured by my own chest. "Holy crap, Pinkie...." I let out a long groan as the end was set into motion. I tensed up as Pinkie slammed down and wiggled her bust about. Each inch of her smooth pre stained tits sliding across me, smothering me, warming and holding me tight to her was too much.

I let out a meager whimper and watched in horror as Pinkie capped my cocktip with her thumb. "Frosting everywhere." She smiled evily and pressed her tongue against my cocktip. Each burst forward was met with a stop right before I could reach that pop. It was right there, but the finger on my cocktip meant it all sank back down to the base of my shaft.

I laid back, scorned by the set of blue eyes laughing at me as I tried to cum. "Aaah..." Pinkie lolled her tongue out and dragged it across the smell peakout of my cock between her massive breasts. "Mmmm, okay...a little sugar for Pinkie." She leaned down took me into her mouth. She let her breasts pull away and took me by the base with her hand.

I let out a myriad of grunts and huffs as she slid two tightly gripped fingers up and down my base, working the pent up orgasm slowly up as she whirled her tongue around my cock, slurping and drooling down my already slick joystick. I felt the tickle work from the base of my head right to the tip, and with a deep suck from Pinkie, I let go and everything went blurry. I was lost in a sticky wet void, slowly growing warmer as she drooled down my cock and left the rest of me red hot and panting.

I looked up, finding her bright blue eyes watching me, staring at me as I fed her. I could see a smile on the corner of her mouth as she collected my cum on her tongue and leaned up. She stuck her tongue out, showing off the long white puddle slowly melting into her fleshy tongue. She pulled it back, and within a moment she'd slurped it away and let out a pleased sigh. She giggled and rubbed my leg. "You could come to Sugar-Cube Corner...." She stood up and stuffed herself back into her swimsuit. "We can have a lot of fun next time!" She sauntered off into the night, leaving me immobile in the sand.

I let out a long groan. "Twilight...I take it back....I don't wanna go back anymore!"