*insert weird start of The Lion King with the sun rising*
Oh, look! We're in the living room of the Chaos household again, how convenient! Discord and Eris were remembering good old days, back when Celestia and Luna were fillies.
"Oh, oh! Remember that time when Celestia's magic was so strong, she accidentally blew up a town?" Eris said, laughing her head off.
"And the time that Luna wet herself at the festival; I still can't look at her without giggling!" her brother agreed. "And what about the time father had to play with them and pretend like they were fairies!"
"That was hilarious!" Eris laughed. "Hey, what about Sparklebutt? Do you have any funny stories about her?"
Discord thought for a moment. "Oh, yes! One time, I ate pages out of her book like everypony should, and she was furious! It was just a page on reforming me, or something," he said. "Also, one time she actually lied to Celestia about messing up the Royal Sisters' castle! She was grounded!" He stopped to wipe a tear. "And I had to take care of her! Ha! Like Celestia actually trusted me!" Eris started laughing.
"Hey," she gasped. "What about her ceremony? Was it fine?"
Discord cringed. "Oh, that thing that they did for her? That was as phony as a fake princess ceremony can get. They didn't even sing the starting ritual or anything!" he groaned. "No pony got their muscles sore that day." He looked down in sadness and sniffed. Eris put a paw on his shoulder and tried to comfort him.
"Shhh, it's ok," she soothed. "Let's just give her a proper ceremony! Problem solved!"
Discord looked up. "We could not be approved because of copyright!" he fretted.
Eris rolled her eyes. "We'll have her credit the stupid movie, now c'mon! We have a princess to celebrate! I got the sounds, you got the lifting!"
Discord sighed. "Why do I always do the lifting?" he complained.
Twilight Sparkle was mopping the first floor of the castle until she heard a knock. She put the mop down and opened the door. The two creatures stood there with orange paint and a drum.
"What do you want this time, Discord? Another prank?"
Discord shook his head. "Actually, no! We have come to fix a mistake of Celestia."
Twilight looked up, "A mistake? Surely we'd have to fix it-"
"Then come! The time is right!" Discord said as he picked up the mare and teleported the three of them to the top of a hill. He then set the alicorn down and took the paint.
"Do not fret, Sparkle, for we have brought a Celestia plush to fill in for her. She did not agree with our plans so we had to improvise," Eris said. Twilight tried to move but found she was stuck there, snuggled up to the doll. She then heard drumming in the distance. The 'ceremony' was just about to start.
AHHHHHHHH SEPENYAAAAA CONASITVOADIFNA.
ehh ehh ehh, ehh ehh ehh, random words I don'ta know......
DIscord walked up to the Celestia toy and say a helpless princess tucked into it. She looked up hopelessly as Discord smeared a figure on Twilight's head, which looked similar to a lion cub. He then released the alicorn from her trap into his paws, and dramatically walked to the edge of the cliff. Eris continued her singing as confused sheep began to look up at the debacle, still chewing their grass. Discord then started to lift Twilight into the air, her face being blinded by the sun. Discord has had plenty of practice beforehand, so his grasped did not waver as he held the helpless pony. Twilight was also unable to talk, so she gave up and just went limp. Eris's singing then became prominent.
IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFEEEEEE
AND IT MOVES UUS ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH
BLAH BLAH, AND LOVEEEEEEEE
DIKANDEALFKN PLACCEEEEEE
PATH ADKFNE WINDING
IN THE CIRCLE
THE CIRCLE
OF LIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFE
Discord then sat down the alicorn and allowed her to move and talked. Twilight stared speechless until she wiped the paint of of her forehead and glared at Discord and Eris.
"What in the hay was THAT?" Twilight exclaimed. Discord and Eris looked at each other and rolled their eyes.
"Your ceremony, duh!"
Later, back at the household.....
"That was great!" Eris said. "I haven't done that for a while."
"Me either," Discord added. "And I feel we should do this more often." Eris nodded as she slowly thought.
"Wait, doesn't Sparklebutt also have a sister in law that's also a princess?" Eris asked.
"Oh my tatarus, you're right!" Discord realized. "Grab the paint, Eris, for we have another princess to celebrate!"
Cadence was enjoying a nice quiet evening with her husbands until a knock on the castle door interrupted her.
"Hellllloooooo?" Cadence said as she slowly opened the door. She squeaked when she saw Discord and Eris appear in the doorway. "Oh Celestia, what do you two want this time?" she asked. "Another stupid prank that you say is real?" Discord and Eris his their supplies.
"No!" they both said quickly.