Chapter 1:Arrival
22:30,
A hidden base in Las pegasus.
Boom! "Ah!" yelled a all black pegasus.
"Spade, run" shouted another pegasus before another explosion cut him off.
7:30 AM, Ponyville.
"Who is he?" asked a blue pegasus.
"I don't know. I found him by the river" replied a pink Earth Pony excitingly.
"Oh, my head!" murmered the stranger as he was retrieving a pistol, and badge from the river. "Ah! Who are you two?"
"Wow, wow. Chill pal" said the unfamiliar blue pegasus.
"State your names or I will be forced to open fire!" yelled the stranger as he was cocking his pistole.
"I'm RainbowDash" said the blue pegasus.
"And I'm PinkiePie!" said the Pink pony super excitingly.
"Hmm. Ok... My names Spade. Deputy Director Spade infact." replied the New black pegasus as he holstered his weapon.
"Deputy Director of what?" questioned RainbowDash.
"I'm Deputy Director of the Pony Inteligence Agency." said spade.
"So your like some super fun, epic, super spy?!" asked pinkie in suspense.
"Super fun, no. Epic, a bit. Super spy, now I can't answer that question." retorted spade all government like.
"Ok." said PinkiePie sadly. " I know! You look like you haven't eaten in awhile, let's take you to Surgur Cube Corner for a cupcake or two!"
"Ok?" said spade confused.
After 20 minuets, all three of them sat down. "So, how about I get us all some cupcakes?" asked pinkie impatiently.
"Sure." said Spade and RainbowDash in agreement.
"Ok, I have three cupcakes. Here's yours Spade, here's yours RainbowDash, and here's mine!" squalled Pinkie while eating her cupcake.
As the trio were eating, RainbowDash decided to ask a interesting question... "So Spade, how did you end up here in Ponyville?" asked RainbowDash suspiciously.
"I can't tell you why, but I can tell you I came from Las Pegasus." replied Spade.
"Mk." answered RainbowDash just as it starting thundering and pouring rain.
"Ugh, I hate the rain. Mind if we wait out the storm by talking or something?" begged Spade.
"But I love the rain!" shouted Pinkie as she bounced out the door.
"Guess it's just us then." said RainbowDash. "So, tell me how you became the Deputy Director of the PIA."
"Oh boy, here we go." retorted Spade as he pulled out of flask of who knows what out of his suit, and takes a big drink.
"So, how did you join the PIA?" questioned RainbowDash.
"Well, it all started out when I graduated top of my criminal law class at Canterlot University." he replied, as he toke yet another drink from his flask. " I then was approached by a unicorn in a trench coat. He said he needed kids like me working with the Feds. So I accepted his offer and given the code name, King of Spades. From then, I just rose threw the ranks and 10 years later, Here I am."
"What?! 10 years? I would have been the director by now because I'm so awesome." yelled RainbowDash.
"I would be if it wern't for that stupid, "Princess TwilightSparkle" stealing my job as Director." he said angerlly, as he drank the last bits of liquid from his flask.
"Wait, Twilight stole your position?!" asked RainbowDash in surprise.
"What, you know her?" asked spade curiously.
" Yeah. Actully, she's one of my best friends." she replied. "Why don't we go confront her!"
"Oh Celestia. Fine, but can we stop at a Bar so I can refil my flask of scotch? I'm ganna need it after this." he answered angerlly.
They stopped at a local bar before they went to Twilight's house.
"Um yes, could you fill this please?" Spade asked the Bartender.
"And I'll take a whisky to go." said RainbowDash.
"You drink?" asked Spade.
"Well, if TwilightSparkle is a job stealing bitch, I'll need it." she answered.
"Well that escalated quickly!" said Spade in a mix between a drunk and comedic clown.
Finally, Spade got his drink filled and RainbowDash finished her drink. So, they get on there great trip to Twilight's house.
Knock knock. Twilight came to door and yelled "How did you find him?!"
"Long story." said Spade.
"Um uh." replied Twilight.
Cut the bullshit Director star!" yelled Spade.
"You call me ma'am!" retorted Twilight in anger.
"RainbowDash, do you mine letting us talk for a few minuets?" asked Spade.
"Of course!" she replied.
"Now, Mr.King of Spades, care to come in?" Twilight asked sarcastically.
"That was the plan." he replied "Oh by the way, thanks for the suicide mission that damb near cost me my life!"
"Yeah, that's why I'm surprised to see you. According to the after report, you were pronounced killed in action." she said.
"Just Perfect." he retorted while taking a sip of scotch.
"Yeah, let me just shred that." Twilight giggled.
"Mk. This is for the mission *slap*, and this is for shredding the document *kiss*!" said Spade humorously.
"Hey! I'm your Supirior. You can't do either of those things to me!" screamed Twilight.
"Damb good shame too." he replied comically.
"Haha Spade. But seriously, long time no see." said Twilight happily.
"Oh crap! I just relized this but, it's sunset and I have no place to sleep!" he cried.
"You can sleep here. I'm sure I can make a makeshift bed for you." she replied.
"Works for me!" Spade said
"We both know that we can't tell the other agents about this, right?" asked Twilight.
"Of course! Number one, this is highly unethical. Number two, rumors could be spread. Number three, we could lose our jobs for this as well." replied Spade.
"Hmmm. Well this is boring." said Twilight with great boredom.
"We could read!" said Spade with laughter.
"You know me well Spade." replied Twilight happily.
So from that point on, the two agents read, talked about their books, got to know each other, and Spade even shared his scotch.
"Heh, heh. Books are *Burp*, fun." said Twilight with quite a drunk tone.
"Can't hold your alcohol I see." said Spade, trying not laugh.
Then, they both passed out. As they were both snoozing, RainbowDash flew up to the window to see if they had finished bickering, and just to plane out snoop. "Heh, those two are so silly." she whispered.
Next morning, they both woke up to a headache and mild hunger.
"Oh, my head." cried Twilight.
"Welcome to my world." replied Spade.